Comments by "marialiyubman" (@marialiyubman) on "The Dodo" channel.

  1. “She runs around the house naked” 😂😂😂😂
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  2. The other hypothesis is that cats bring their owners “gifts” because they think they’re bad providers and they’re trying to teach them. So basically, if you want to be good enough in your cat’s eyes, start stealing from the neighbors. 😂
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  3. He even sounds like a toddler. 😂😍
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  4. Giraffe: I told you it wasn’t a knock-off, they wouldn’t rob me if it were. 🤷‍♀️
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  5. ^ 😂
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  6. Whatever you do, don’t buy her a smartphone, she will post pics of you pooping.
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  7. Admit it, you’re all here because you love fat cats. 😂
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  8. Adopting a beaver and naming him Justin beaver - GOALS!
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  9. Wait, that big-ass spider got caught in a bigger spider’s net....??? There’s a bigger spider.... sweet dreams everyone.
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  10. Don’t they live like 48 hours?
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  11. Hasn’t the poem taught us anything? It promises not to bite, then it does and says “it’s my nature” as he and the turtle both drown in the river.
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  12. F’n cats, man…
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  13. FIV positive my butt!
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  14. Damn I’m so hungry now..... I’m so sorry... I’m a terrible person...
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  15. I’m so hungry for chicken right now.... 😂 He’s cute, but I’m hungry.
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  16. Lol Bengal cats 😂😍
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  17. Yeah, except Australia literally shot puppies in the shelter.
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  18. Feral cat wants out. Hooman opens a door, and suddenly it’s simon’s cat again. 😂😂
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  19. “I want uppie” 😂
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  20. Maybe she opposed Nelson Mandela…
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  21. That sound of the long belleh-rub 😍
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  22. “….so I was just walking around with my new necklace, and suddenly 5 humans surrounded me, tied me up and told me: your necklace or your life!! I tried to fight them as best as I could, but they gave me a tranquilizer.. they actually filmed my humiliation.. I’m telling you, man.. these necklaces sure make you feel like a classy girl on insta and TikTok, but it’s just not worth it… get a tail-ring instead…
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  23. So is mine 😂
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  24. Is it too late to send an application? 😂😍
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