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  11. This was without a doubt one of the worst movies ever made and it has NOTHING to do with the lead being a "Strong Female Character" #1 Eating a few flower petals makes you invisible to the Predators infrared heat vision, what sort of fuckery is that? #2 The Predator was immune to any sort of damage. at one point a guy drive a HUGE spear right through the Predators foot and the Predator suffers no apparent side effects from this. He walks without a limp, can still run....what sort of fuckery is that? #3 The Predator gets the SAME leg that had a spear run through it clamped down on by a bear trap. It clearly causes him pain but seconds later he is running as if nothing happened at all.....what sort of fuckery is that? #4 The Predator gets hit in the side of the head with a stone hatchet from a man on a galloping horse. The speed of the horse would exponentially increase the amount of force the blow delivered yet it does NOTHING to the Predator.......what sort of fuckery is that? #5 The Predator is literally RUN THROUGH with a spear and shot multiple times with a bow and arrow at point blank range yet they don't seem to effect the predator at all.....what sort of fuckery is that? #6 When chasing the female character through the woods the Predator slams into a tree lined with wooden spikes at a high speed and yet there is no reaction to being stabbed with multiple spikes......what sort of fuckery is that? #7 The female lead shoots the Predator in the back of the head with a .50 caliber flintlock pistol at point blank range. The projectile goes all the way through the head and comes out the front and it only stuns him for a few seconds......what sort of fuckery is that. #8 BAD CGI! The animals didn't look real, move in a lifelike fashion, the movie Jurassic Park had better CGI 30 YEARS AGO. #9 In this movie the mountain lion they were hunting ROARED....what sort of fuckery is that? Are you telling me that the directors are so stupid that they didn't know Mountain Lions do not roar? #10 Is it even BELIEVABLE that the Predator could defeat a Grizzley bear in hand to hand combat couldn't handle a human in hand to hand combat....what sort of fuckery is that? #11 Is it believable that low IQ people from a stone age society could outsmart an Alien from a civilization capable of faster than light travel......what sort of fuckery is that? #12 How does adding a string to a hatchet magically empower it to behave like Thor's hammer? Go tie a string to a hammer and see if you can make it magically return to your hand.....what sort of fuckery is that? #13 Drinker, she IS A MARY SUE. Watch the scene where a French trapper teaches her how to fire a Flintlock Pistol in 10 seconds without even showing her how to do it. Is it reasonable to think you could teach a stone age person about a technology that is 4,500 years ahead of what she is used to in SECONDS? What sort of fuckery is that? This isn't even a Predator movie, this is a Friday the 13th slasher film with a Predator like creature substituted in for Jason Voorhees. In the first Predator it got shot in the leg with a single bullet and it had to move off and perform battlefield triage. It was a living breathing creature that had vulnerabilities. This Predator/Jason Voorhees character simply shrugs off any number of wounds that would have killed it and keeps coming......it is a supernatural creature and nothing like the Predator in the first movie. This movie was garbage.
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