Comments by "sarcasmo57" (@sarcasmo57) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. The scary thing is this could happen to any of us.
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  2. Well, that settles it. I'm going to do my BA in communications.
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  3. Their baby boy's name is Jaxon.
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  4. The problem with the hot air balloon voting place is all the hot air balloon traffic.
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  5. The current president would fit right in in that Denny's.
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  6. I just hate all the plastic disposable mom sticks clogging up our oceans and landfills. If you buy a good one it's for life.
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  8. This grandpa's got gumption, by golly, gumption!.
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  9. The stories are getting a little stale, I bet they cancel it soon.
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  10. Hold up hold up!! Unbelievable! Meeting with the Australian Prime Minister?!? That's blooming OUTRAGEOUS!
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  11. See, no need for gun control.
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  12. Potato salad seems like a reasonable guy.
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  13. Step 1, under-fund education. Step 2, slow decay of society. Step 3, 2020.
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  14. But mah freedoms!
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  15.  @bunjier4041  Don't laugh, so many people are dying because of him.
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  16. Why spelling bee and not spelling wasp?
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  17. Thank you so much! I have a huge Chinese economics exam tomorrow.
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  18. How can I enter my daughter into the competition?
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  19. I surprised my gorilla with this news at a death reveal surprise party
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  20. Me and that guy would get it on, so long as no 6's or higher are around.
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  21. I better call my uncle, he lives in Canada which is very close.
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  22. I helped her move.
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  23. That kid gotta toughen up.
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  24. We lose more bike pants that way.
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  25. You can't just report real things in a realistic way and call it comedy.
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  26. There is a real Chinese dessert made from the same stuff as drywall. No kidding look up 豆腐脑.
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  27.  @skyline_supra_guy3756  You beat the system. But at what cost? at.. what.. cost...
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  28. What do claims adjusters do?
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  29. I hope they find her.
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  30. 7elevan is an inside job.
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  31. Guys they got app on cloud.
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  32. Dangerous.
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  33. Quietest school ever.
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  34. he says it like it is
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  35. Meth is not a very good drug.
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  36. Would this have been so bad? I was living in China at the time but still, might have turned out better than our current timeline.
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  37. People are having sex?
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  38. Do you think that he might have killed someone?
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  39. Worked for me. Thank you.
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  40. Lucky kid.
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  41. I eat more that fifty cucumbers per day and I can't seem to shake off this belly.
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  42. Needed some spaghetti slurping.
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  43. I need this for some reason.
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  44. I have that many minutes per week? I mostly just waste them.
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  45. Another good news story. No more of these in 2020.
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  46. Finally a good news story.
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  47. Thought this would be satire.
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  48. Any footage of that kitten?
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  49. Ah yes, the joy of sinewy muscles.
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  50. Reminds me of that picture of the remains of the woman who went to a rave in the catacombs under Paris and wandered off.
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  51.  @bluberry1335  How?
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  52. Does the US have any other parties or just those 2?
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  53. Well, they all look like Sherlock Holmes.
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  54. This is from 2014, they are now married and have 2 beautiful children and one ugly one.
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  55. Free advertising for domino's .
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  56. This is not too far from the truth.
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  57. Thanks for letting me know about my dog.
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  58.  @sporeham1674  Never heard of it.
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  59. Wow， I hope they find her.
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  60. He mows every lawn in Australia.
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  61. Thanks fr the advice guys
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  62. There is oxygen in the trench.
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  63. Don't worry girls I found his bliss button.
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  64. My kid knows all 7 types of whale.
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  65. Thanks for clearing that up.
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  66. Who is number 1?
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  67. Well, let me breathe a sigh of relief.
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  68. Doing god's work
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  69. Finally.
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  70. It's for work use only
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  71. When will a cool billionaire buy all the golf courses and turn them into public parks?
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  72.  @MrLethalShots  I don't know man, I have so many options now, I don't want to get tied down too early.
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  73. I wonder how she would have handled the Corona virus?
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  74. So true.
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  75. True.
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  76. classic
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  77. 100% accurate.
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  78. Just driving to the zoo took longer than 20 minutes. But it was worth it. Delicious, thank you.
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  79. Thank you for the documentary.
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  80. As a mega-hotty this doesn't affect me.
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  81. I'll do 4 minutes, not a moment more.
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  82. Wait, how did you know about my internet history?
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  83. Oh, this is still the case.
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  84. What a guy.
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  85. Solid Beijing air? Just dump it in the ocean
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  86. Yep, that's weed.
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  87. I just made this, it was simple and delicious. Thank you.
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  88. Is the old lady wearing a wig?
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  89. Cool! Can't wait to go there!
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  90. For your health.
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  91. Too real.
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  92. They're like "Dude dude, try these nachos!"
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  93. Just delete these terrible social media platforms.
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  94. Inside-out forward and inside-out backwards.
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  95. So true.
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  96. Sure, everyone does this
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  97.  Jason Ripley  I agree with most of what you said. But blaming teachers is like blaming a cashier for the price of a big-mac. They are doing their best in really challenging circumstances, they don't get to make the important decisions. (ok, some teachers do suck)
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  98. He needs better friends.
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  99. I opt out.
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  100. I heard that OSU has an astronaut course.
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  101. I smoke rocks.
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  102. Yeah, I heard about books.
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  103. Farcebook.
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  104. Some say it don't be how it is but it do.
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  105. No more unemployment for me!
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  106. I see a helicopter.
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  107. Give it a couple of years.
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  108. Mine turned out nice. Thank you.
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  109. Raw eggs all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot.
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  110.  @FireEverLiving  Oh, thanks for replying.
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  111. Sign me up.
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  112. Sure, but also Trump was an incompetent fascist.
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  113. That is a rather flattering Donald body double.
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  114. Riding in a balloon is terrifying
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  115. meh
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  116. IMPORTANT!!! Even if your dog wants to eat your left over potatoes don't give them any. Dogs choke on potato bones.
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  117. The crazy people are the ones who don't do that.
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