Comments by "Panther Platform" (@pantherplatform) on "Chubbyemu" channel.

  1. The emergency room sure gets a lot of presents...
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  2. Mistakenly, not accidentally. Accidentally implies the result wasn't expected. Mistakenly implies it was...
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  3. Each one of my cells take a dump? That explains why my head is so full of sh!t
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  4. That's lame.
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  5. I wish george floyd was never born.
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  6. This is my favorite channel. I play your videos in the lobby of my clinic and people love them!
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  7. I can't breathe. Lol. More like my kids can't eat because I spend all our welfare on crack.
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  8. Give it a break already.
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  9. You mean toilet paper won't cure or prevent coronavirus? Man, I bought all this tp to use in case I can't take a shower after my daily deposit. Guess I'll just have to use WATER!
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  10.  @charmingyoutuber2408  if people didn't hire lawyers, they'd lose their case through a poor choice of vocabulary because words mean everything in legal issues.
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  11.  @31aicirtl  You're right. When I presented to the emergency room with a lacerated finger a few months ago, the one doc on duty that stitched me up said he likes doing stitches and he did such a good job that I can't even tell I almost cut my index finger off. Only cost $800.
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  12. Daughter: Gets the runs after eating potato salad. Father: Quit being a drama queen...
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  13. This one simple trick will make paint thinner cause immediate cardiac arrest.
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  14. Of all the things they write "do not eat" on, he eats those. Must've bought a lot of shoes or something
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  15. NEW CHALLENGE: TURN AROUND ON THE INTERSTATE AND DRIVE THE WRONG WAY WITH YOUR LIGHTS OFF
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  16. Ravaging...
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  17. He helped me start the fireworks store I always wanted to operate.
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  18. Funniest comment contest starts now.
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  19. FAT fobia
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  20. How could it's brain get damaged if it didn't have one in the first place?
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  21. Should've tried the straight chicken nugget diet or the straight pizza roll diet like most millennials raised by their grandparents or some other enabling guardian/parent.
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  22. What does the C with the IV in it mean? My medication has III in the C on it. Triple C? Coriciden cold n cough? Scippin on some scissor'p.
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  23. I got my dad hooked on your videos. I've learned a lot from you channel
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  24. Living with roommates...
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  25. Is it possible to lose the ability to #1 if it's held in for too long too often? A trucker told me he used to never stop to use the bathroom and now has to use a catheter in order to #1 but I think he's actually got cancer.
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  26. I'm so glad that dude made a full recovery
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  27. J..e "stab America in the back" B...en
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  28. Presenting to the emergency room with a hard on
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  29. I'm surprised it didn't drink drano when it was a kid. Single moms sure know how to raise em...
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  30. Toes are V In Roots
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  31. That's the essence of mother's day. All those morons out there who's mom's have to be reminded of their truck stop bathroom stall mistakes that they couldn't afford to make go away so the morons grow up without a father and their moms have to resort to unorthodox occupations to pay for the morons video games and pizza rolls. Thanks moms!
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  32.  @zoinksscoob6523  hell yes. 3 pounds of garlic.
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  33. His mommy let's him do whatever he wants because he's all she's got. Doesn't even know who the father is.
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  34. Zero Tolerance?
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  35. Bowel Movement?
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  36. Someone on the innernets said jumping off a cliff cures rona. Now, six months later and just out of a coma, I can reassure you that its plausible...
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  37. Lol. No wonder she poisoned him.
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  38.  @ivette1229  at least I'm white...
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  39. Sometimes I get water from the faucet, sometimes I mistake the fish tank for the faucet. Yeah right.
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  40. You're supposed to snort powdered caffeine.
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  41. Sounds like medcine in Cuba. Whatever your symptoms are, it's just a panic attack.
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  42. S.B. Sht for Brains
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  43. Oxycodonemia: Oxycodone presents in blood...
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  44. Robotripping used to be cool.
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  45. Wuhan Clan!
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  46. The men in northern Wisconsin don't suffer from alcoholism because there's not enough beer to get them drunk when they're used to drinking 90-100 beers a day
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  47. I took an entire bottle of nodoz when I was 14. Was the scariest thing I ever went thru. Thought I was going to die.
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  48. Moronemia
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  49. I thought someone was barbecuing. I said Lord Jesus therez a far.
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  50. Not guilty. That's what I'd say if I was on the jury
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