Comments by "Zach B" (@zachb1706) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. That’s a... strange example
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  2. Honestly the acting was that good I wouldn’t have got it otherwise
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  3. We are all wrong because the Onion gets their info from 2100
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  4. Adam Mayer sexual orientation comes from experience as much as personality comes from experience. Many cases it can come from trauma, someone I know is gay because abuse they were raked as a child. That’s not the case for all, and it’s not wrong in any way. But it’s not set in stone.
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  5. Not true.
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  6.  @alexm566  the world calls them chips.
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  7.  @alexm566  I’m from Australia, we call it chips. Same in New Zealand. Only thing we calm fries are the small chips you get from Maccas.
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  8. Arcturus Mengsk weakest but has a 4% mortality rate.
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  9. Arcturus Mengsk that’s bullshit and you know it. COVID 19 deaths are recorded of they died from causes with a high probability of being the virus. Yes there are false positives but 4.5% of the mortality rate isn’t.
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  10. Arcturus Mengsk it’s not fear mongering. It’s a relatively new virus and it’s already killed in half a year what the flu takes a year to do. It’s doing that while we are still in lockdown. Just because it’s bad while we’re in lockdown doesn’t mean it couldn’t have been worse. The only country to not instate a nation wide lockdown was the US and Sweden (to my knowledge), and we see the US the highest deaths, infections and a extremely high mortality rate, while Sweden has a mortality rate of 10%...
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  11. Please, Kill me. Please kill me
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  12. And 2020
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  13. Still more reliable than CNN
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  14. Funny that you suggest others should learn English when you lack the ability to break up sentences using full stops. Basic grammar like full stops were taught to me in pre-primary, or whatever it is for Americans. #liberalstupidside
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  15. Welp, looks like I’m waiting an hour.
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  16. Try getting a job without graduating high school
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  17. Arcturus Mengsk COVID 19 testing is way higher than any other disease, and it’s still got a 4% mortality rate. And you think that without these drastic measures only ~1.5 mil would be infected? If no country did anything that number would be the deaths.
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  18. Arcturus Mengsk even the Flu, which probably has huge amounts of unrecorded cases, doesn’t have anywhere near the mortality rate.
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  19. Arcturus Mengsk one google search will tell you that COVID 19 has killed more people in half a year than influenza (the 10th biggest killer in the US) does in an average year
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  20. patoloco1000 then hopefully the onion has just stopped a generation of absolute idiots
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  21. USA! USA!
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  22. The world should agree on a language. I say English simply because it’s the most wide spread, and all technology is already written in English code
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  23. eli luke it’s not being rewarded for doing nothing, it’s providing support for giving birth the the next generation.
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  24. You just ate the onion
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  25.  @naelr3714  nah, it’s just a shitty news source with a clear leftist bias. It will twist news to make it fit their narrative.
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  26. How
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  27. Even google fails Spanish, google translate is about as useful as a knitted condom
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  28. Haywood Jablowme it’s so inaccurate
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  29. SmashLiXs no she’s not. Honestly she would have been the worst president America has ever had. She should be in prison.
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  30. Loli Police you want war with Russia? It would be very messy.
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  31. Humour
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  32. DB 2310 no, but does it help at all? No. I predict that in the future we will see a steady decline of other languages simply because much of the modern world (computers, programming languages, websites and content) all work best in English as they were made for English. Look at how you type a letter in Japanese, it’s incredibly hard
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  33.  guy man  a fortune made off of being pioneers. Sure, they might do sone shit things now, but they were the first big social media platform
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  34.  guy man  the point is that they are rich because they innovated. They deserve to be rich.
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  35.  guy man  yet none of those exist anymore because Facebook was way ahead of them. To say that Facebook didn’t innovate is just woefully ignorant on your end. Taking an idea and improving it is still innovation.
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  36. CNN
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  37. Ehh, it’s big but not something to really worry about. As long as the market continues to grow it will be fine
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  38. Anyone below 6 foot ought to be ashamed
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  39. But it’s not the liquid form that ignites.
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  40. $10 trillion?! Little did they know in the next couple decades that number would triple.
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  41. How
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  42. He isn’t wrong though, what’s the point of learning Spanish?
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  43.  @Kingofavolon  it’s not impossible at all, it is widely adopted across the world.
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  44. It’s true though, California has neglected their forests.
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  45. That’s why the government should pay for it.
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  46. Lol that’s normal for around the world. Maybe accept for some shitholes like Denmark.
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  47.  @Lurdiak  you obviously haven’t talked to any teenagers for a while
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  48. William Vollrath this is the onion
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  49. This is literally my English teacher. She is so bad that I’m considering getting a tutor to actually teach me shit.
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  50. FWAKWAKKA yeah, Asia just doesn’t exist anymore
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  51. It is a lot. 1/3 of a year for having someone fuck you
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  52. What about the single bonded O2?
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  53. Zavier ...
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  54. Become an english teacher or journalist. Both pretty bad career paths, and both seem to attrack alot of liberals for whatever reason
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  55. TeaAtTwo it’s a lot more complicated than that, the economy is a huge issue, with the US boasting pretty stagnant growth compared to many other countries like China. Anyway no one is putting the economy first, states have the opportunity to do whatever they want in terms of COVID 19 prevention, believe it or not the president cannot actually call a nation wide lockdown.
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  56. Stfu Stfu look who made the video you dumbass
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  57. Stfu Stfu the onion is a satire channel, you sir just ate the onion
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  58. Well $800 in 2011 is worth over $900 nowadays
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  59. Well the new iPhone is more powerful than a Mac back then, and a lot of engineering has to go underway to fit it into such a small space.
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  60. 2:09 seconds build up to that last nag at iPad users and I’ve got to say: AMAZING VIDEO
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  61. It took 1 google search to debunk you. Kinda embarrassing
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  62. Vittorio Silva the virus travels in the air up to 6 feet, and lasts only for a couple seconds. On surfaces it’s completely different but requires contact then you inserting your hands into your mouth
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  63. Tina Louise not at all. Some may, but there’s equally bad people on the left. How did you turn a satire video int a political discussion Tina? How did you do it?
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  64. Yon Yonson yeah I didn’t even read it properly, what are they on about?
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  65. Harvey Davenport China produces over 30% of all co2 emissions... which is only one type of pollution.
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  66. You want Hillary?
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  67. They didn’t work back then stupid.
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  68. The house didn’t clean itself
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  69. The us wouldn’t be having these issues if they locked down sooner.
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  70. Against The Grain look at other countries, Australia, New Zealand, or even the US. When lockdowns were instated then the infection rates flattened out. Some even dropped. Now in Australia we can live our normal lives without fear of catching anything, while the US has got more deaths than any other country has infected.
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  71. Toughen up softie, the reason it works is how unbelievable but still relatable it is.
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  72. That’s pretty good, save up for ~10 years and invest it in stocks.
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  73. Emil EM i know
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  74. The Elders what about Kevin Spacey, or Brett Kavanaugh? These were huge and caught a lot of traction from me too without any actual evidence
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  75. Me too is important, but I think people take advantage of it a bit too much
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  76. Jeff Jeff Coins they are working on renewables, but China still has its eyes on coal.
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