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  1. I asked a Maulana "Who'll go to heaven? Hindu or Christian?" Maulana in a very angry tone "Only Muslims!!!" I asked "Shia or Sunni?" Maulana: "Sunni, of course" I asked "In Sunni, mukalid or non mukalid?" Maulana: "Only Mukalid will go" I asked "but there are 4 in Mukalid, who amongst the 4 will go?" Maulana: "Only Hanafi will go" I asked "but there are 2 in Hanafi, Debbandi & Barelvi, who will go?" Maulana: "Only Debbandi will go" I asked "but again in Debbandi, there are Hayati & Mamati, who'll go?" Maulana gets up & leaves, murmuring in anger
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  2. A friend asked Mullah Nasruddin how old he was. “Forty”, replied the Mullah. The friend said, “but you said the same thing two years ago!”. “Yes”, replied the Mullah, “I always stand by what I have said”.
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  3. One day, Mullah Nasruddin heard a knock on his door. He opened the door and found his daughter standing there crying with a bruise on her eye. “What happened?” Nasruddin asked. She said that she got into a fight with her husband and he beat her. To his, Nasruddin responded by slapping his daughter in the face. He closed the door and quickly called her husband. When he picked up the phone, he told his daughter’s husband, “I heard about what you did, but I’ve had my vengeance – because you hit my daughter, I slapped your wife, take that!”.
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  4. One day Mullah Nasruddin entered his favorite teahouse and declared, “The moon is more useful than the sun”. An old man asked, “Why Mullah?” Mullah Nasruddin replied, “Because we need the light more during the night than during the day”.
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  5.  @shuttlespace04  They are Indian Muslims not Hindus 🤣🤣🤣
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  6.  uglyendian  Yeh toh Chuddamed aur Ayesha ki copy hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kuch naya soch HAGDUL. Yeh le: - Aisha : I'm six, find my missing toy Profit : I have a better toy Aisha : How can you marry me? Profit : Because Olla has chosen me Aisha : But you are fifty two Profit : Still I'm ready to do Aisha : I want to learn & study Profit : Why worry when you have my body Aisha: I don't have any feelings towards you Profit : I don't care I just want you Aisha : Alright I agree, I have no other choice Profit : Only hear my voice Aisha : What can I do for you Profit : When you'll be 9, I'll come & tell you
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  7. "Are you comedy me, panchor" - Maulana Sajid Rashidi
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  8. 👌👍🤣
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  9.  @PakPhorenMinistr  👌🤣
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  10. Abduls are always loosers
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  11.  uglyendian  Brahma & Saraswati aren't mortals or humans & their union isn't similar to your level of understanding. Goddess Saraswati is said to be consort of God Brahma. A consort isn't a wife. Also the concept of age doesn't apply to Gods. Cope harder 😭
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  12. ​@Decay-Viper🤣👌👍
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  13.  @munnShen  Of course but Hindu labourers percentage is lesser compared to Muslim labourers especially in middle East & gulf countries & they don't clean toilets A top US economist has said that per capita income isn't the true measure of prosperity
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  14.  @PakPhorenMinistr  👌🤣🍑🍌
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  15.  uglyendian  Do you know that when Brahma opens & closes his eyes, an entire Yuga gets completed. How can you say he's 66? He's beyond you because he's God & it's beyond any mortal
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  16.  @shuttlespace04  Maulana never gives any jobs. They are given by the government
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  17.  @divinebeing5720  Best reply bro 👍👌
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  18.  @Kannaraj-n8m  yes, you are right : - "A top US economist said lots of rats & terrorist radicals & extremists in your country, bhikharistaan" 🚀💥🍌🍑💨
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