Comments by "Laird Cummings" (@lairdcummings9092) on "DemolitionRanch" channel.

  1. Ok... I didn't see anyone else saying it: "That's a lot of damage!" Edit: Someone simulposted with me. Dammit.
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  2. When "Tacti-Cool" gets dialed up to "WTF."
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  3. Ok, Goldie's fate: Ship her off to the "How Ridiculous" guys, for them to drop her on their giant axe blade.
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  4. Early access via Patreon or other.
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  5. Nice parody of the "shoot my kid's computer" guy. NGL, the "FPSRussia" taunt made me wince. Talk about a low-blow!
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  6.  @Tainted_Muffin  hah. True. Busted by my own flex (seal). :-D
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  7. Well, technically, you can breathe carbon monoxide. You just shouldn't.
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  8. Proof against that charge. Even slightly larger, and it would have punched through. Still impressive as heck, though!
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  9. It was inevitable that the ruling was going to change; it was such a blatant abuse of loopholes the BATFE had no choice. I'm just surprised it took this long.
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  10. Ok, that intro made me laugh. 😁 Also: Bondo. Just sayin'
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  11. 😂🤣😂
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  12. A PAK 38 might be easier on the wallet...
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  13. BBs vs glass produces interesting conical sheer effects; HR demonstrated similar effects with glass spheres. I'm willing to bet high-power bullets, especially AP bullets, will produce some fascinating results...
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  14.  @stangryn4402  or a really good bedding and tuning job on the slide and action arm.
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  15. Third-world Dictatorship intensifies...
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  16.  @HumorousCarnage  Bobcat seats are... Basic. And Bobcats have crap - essentially none - for suspension. Every jolt that machine experiences - and they DO jolt hard! - goes right into your spine. Been there, done that.
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  17.  @terabiman  yeah, that's the line I'm missing.
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  18.  @JoeRocket-sf6qs  spammers like use 'bots to drop links into popular video comment streams. It's a cheap way of generating many, many hits. Revenue farming, and relevance farming.
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  19. I'm happy... Sad... Uh... I'm here?
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  20. Obsidian has been used as a tool material pretty much everywhere you find it. As noted above, it's been used as a scalpel for optical surgery.
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  21. The ride is very popular with your average .50 BMG.
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  22. Got your message across; your English is fine. And yes, it's fun to blow things up like that. :-)
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  23. Waiting for Matt to score a 40mm Oerlikon anti-aircraft cannon. FPSRussia showed the way, but couldn't seal the deal on ownership.
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  24.  @يوسفالقرعان-ب3ج  thank you for sharing your faith; extremely generous of you. That said, I will stick with the faith of my father.
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  25. G11 is the spacemagic gun.
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  26. In a truly frictionless environment, recoil will push you... Forever.
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  27. Would have liked to see a hard-cast lead or a FMJ .44
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  28. The wing panels? Just call them "carbon composite laminate."
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  29. Putting it in the line for us...
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  30. Damn. Those bots are creepy. This looks like SO much fun!
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  31. Kevlar and other aramid fibres DO expire, or more to the point, degrade over time. It's not, strictly speaking time, but time + exposure to degrading environment effects, such as UV radiation and thermal variation (heat/cold cycles). The problem lies in quantifying such exposure - it's VERY difficult. So they slap a (very) conservative date on the material, and hope that'll be enough.
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  32. NOT what Prince had in mind...
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  33.  @jali96  well, it is Texas...
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  34. You'll never get that wish.
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  35.  @CorgiWrangler  the USN has shelved any new research on railguns for the foreseeable future; I bet you can buy one cheap for surplus at the Dahlgren Research Facility...
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  36.  @noahleek3968  depends on the state. Machine guns and destructive devices can be had, for a fee and a waiting period, but individual state rules apply, too, and are often much more restrictive.
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  37.  @thecommunistdoggo1008  probably.
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  38.  @Iwillfigureoutanamelater  then bring them here, and build another giant axe. Not that expensive, considering some of the stunts those guys have pulled.
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  39. Or the scene of an MPL orgy...
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  40. Probably rolls her eyes, pats him on the head, and sends him out to play. I mean, from the sounds of crashing cars and gunfire, she knows where he is, and what he's up to.
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  41. Gold coin fountain!
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  42.  @richardgreer2982  the BATFE is a Regulatory Agency with a charter of responsibilities, and a requirement to duly abide by the laws passed by Congress. I don't care how much you dislike those facts. It doesn't matter how much I dislike those facts. They are still facts. Your ignorance of how Law works does not make your fantasies of how it should work correct. Legally, lawfully, the BATFE must act in support of the Law, as written by Congress and interpreted by the courts. Whining and bloviating will not change this.
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  43.  @richardgreer2982  again, the BATFE is a regulatory agency. REGULATORY. Say that once more: Reg u la tory. You got a problem with criminals threatening citizens, take that up with the FBI. Or your state police. Your county sheriff. Your local municipal or city police.
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  44.  @richardgreer2982  by means of regulation and enforcement of regulation. You missed that rather important bit. Which underscores just how little you understand.
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  45.  @richardgreer2982  you KEEP. MISSING. THE. POINT. This is not about 'hurting' or 'helping.' It is regulation based upon a determination that the braces (which I find utterly ridiculous and an obvious exploit) do, in fact, make these 'pistols' shoulder-fired weapons, as defined by Congress. This is nothing more, or less, than a bunch of armed bureaucrats doing their jobs. It's not an "OMG they're taking our gunz!" moment. It's an "shit, now I have to do more paperwork" moment. Chill the fuck out, come down off the ledge, and use some fucking common sense.
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  46.  @richardgreer2982  whenever a change like this happens, there is some grace before it goes into effect. It is a pain in the ass, but that's what bureaucrats do. And you've just suddenly changed the tune of your argument. Previously, you were pretending that the BATFE was a bunch of Starsky & Hutch crime busters. NOW you're all about the Snidely Whiplash persecution aspect. Both are wrong. Fact: Regulators are a pain in the ass. BATFE, especially. Fact: The pistol brace loophole has been abused egregiously. Hell, the Honey Badger's 'brace' is essentially useless as anything BUT a shoulder stock. Fact: Bureaucrats exist to find loopholes; either to exploit, or to close. That's their job. Conclusion: This decision was inevitable.
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  47.  @richardgreer2982  no, it's not semantics. And "people being interested" is no defense, either. It was inevitable. Quit your impotent whining. If it's important to you - which it clearly seems to be - organize the legislative action necessary. Put up, or shut up.
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  48. .25acp - when you want to hurt someone's feelings, but don't want to flip them the bird.
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  49. Heh. Once again, the cold open is golden. The forward Romanian backwards dong always looks funny.
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  50. You'll need a bitch-lot of energy to shatter that cube. Even chipping the edge took a very high energy level.
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  51. 🤣
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  52.  @asterias6436  France is indeed our brother. We've helped each other, stood by each other, for centuries. Yeah, we argue, too, but that's common in every family.
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  53. :D
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  54. How many times are you going to rack that pistol..? 😛
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  55. YEET!
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  56. Yeah, he's flexing. But at least he's letting us see what he's up to.
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  57. YT is run by inconsiderate jerks who can't even follow their own playbook.
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  58. Shoulda used a Hi-Point as the target gun. Less of a loss.
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  59. So... Basically a waxer.
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  60. .204 Ruger, firing the 24 grain Hornady Super Performance from a reference barrel hits 4400 fps.
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  61. Amusing note: automatically generated captions interprete the sound of rushing air from a cartwheeling tank as "music." Sick.
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  62. Hi!
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  63. Well, non-newtonian fluids can absorb a tremendous quantity of energy per unit volume, and are 'self healing,' but they are HEAVY.
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  64. "...PLUS... higher quality rifle." Dude. That's a HiPoint.
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  65.  @ThePinkerton1776  yep. No exceptions to The Rule.
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  66. Dark. Hilarious.
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  67. The conical fracture pattern is exactly what I expected.
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  68. Kyle has largely become irrelevant to the shooting community, but it's nice to see some respect to one of the pioneers.
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  69. Make you schizo..?
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  70. Cold open: High levels of WTF. Thank you!
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  71. Now THAT was a fun montage. Epic 'caper' theme.
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  72. Aerator nozzle.
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  73. It's all about what you know - the unknown is scary.
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  74. Great cold open!
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  75. Would love to see what happens with a Buffalo Bore hard-cast lead solid in .44 magnum. That, or an FMJ.
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  76. Gold SA80, anyone?
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  77. 😂
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  78. Gods... I felt my waistline expand just watching the cold open...
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  79. The "Pudding Dispenser" effect is fun, too.
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  80. You'll shoot... Your balls off?
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  81.  @Ken_Koonz  and a grill gun.
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  82. Why did you not move your truck..?
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  83. Fun sushi battle. You're going to get yer butt kicked, though.
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  84. Two monkeys fskn' a bear trap... Heh.
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  85.  @thetexastickler5698  FB is only concerned about the $$. They have very little interest about advert content, unless it'll hurt them politically.
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  86. Ok, this is brilliant.
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  87. "Today's episode..?!" Every episode!
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  88. I'm amused. I've got a 58B, and it functions flawlessly. My only objection is that violent extraction. I use a cardboard shell deflector, and sometimes I'll actually embeded brass in the cardboard. That said, I've never wanted an 'L' model. I've heard too many dire things about them.
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  89. Another excellent cold open... Non-newtonian fluids are strange.
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  90. Cold open just keeps getting better...
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  91. Titanium Gun just got slash-dotted. More business than they can handle for a year.
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  92. Brandon steals ALL the thunder...
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  93. So... Golf with tanks. Gotcha.
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  94. "Mere." Short for Meredith.
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  95. "Mere." Short for Meredith.
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  96. Ice cream? RUN!
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  97. I've met that salesman.
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  98. That is a fuck-lot of honey...
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  99. "That's pretty sweet." We see what you did there.
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  100. Ok, that's some bold 'inventing' there. I'm honestly surprised there weren't more blowouts.
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  101. Nice jumpscare. Reminds me of skull scene by Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein. Fun handgun.
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  102. When punching, punch through the target, don't pull back. Follow-through is how you face-stab a zombie properly.
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  103. Looks like my old work laptop. Pretty much exactly what I wanted to do to it, too.
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  104. Hot Wheels tracks for bullets...
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  105. Matt as Kaiju. That works.
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  106. Love watching you mock yourself. Good to see folks with a sense of humor.
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  107. John Browning is spinning in his grave.
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  108. Don't mess with success.
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  109. Protecting the parts that matter...
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  110. High Point carbines aren't actually horrible. At least as far as plinking and PCC uses go.
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  111. Shockwaves travel through homogeneous glass, only dumping their energy with they find a phase or density transition. That's why you get the chipping on far face.
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  112. Also: Try shooting polished granite.
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  113. Invite a carpenter. Because, while you may be a fine doc, a carpenter you are not. 😛
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  114. What, no gambeson? No plastron? Boo! 😁
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  115. Non-newtonian fluid
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  116.  @MAGAMAN  paper mask doesn't stop the virus. It stops the water droplets carrying the virus. And yes, that is un-contravertable science.
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  117. Goldberg, taking out the trash... Heh. Matt, this what you get for littering manikin parts in front of Goldberg. 😛
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  118.  @richardlooch2109  yeah, my comment was mostly ironic. I mean, you could buff and stone the slide bits... But why?
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  119.  @girtisholland  wow. Dude above failed to read the thread. 🤷
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  120. How many scopes did you ruin, with this experiment?
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  121. Ok, the cold open wins.
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  122. "Dad, can I shoot the slime..? "Not on camera." "Awwww..."
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  123. BB or CB caps..?
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  124. Yeet vest.
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  125. That moment when the wheels cease being wheels, and the tank becomes the wheel... 😲
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  126. Also: $43k...?! Don't tell Mare!
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  127.  @DemolitionRanch  meta-wheel!
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  128. That's a buttload of butter.
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  129.  Jack Wrath  no one cares.
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  130.  @jamesellis4275  ah, thanks. I remembered the incident, but not the particulars.
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  131. Also: Matt as an overgrown child? No stretch at all.
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  132. I have long wanted to do this. Thank you!
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  133. Also: manikin face in foam? Impressively creepy. I love it!
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  134. The cold opens are getting to be more fun than the main body of the video. Heh! Oh, and I'm pretty sure wet concrete stops bullets just fine - heavy non-newtonian fluids are like that.
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  135. Also: concrete is the new Cerakote
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  136. Mis-labeled Airsoft gear. Because China.
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  137. Damn, that is one SEXY pistol!
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  138. Struck gold, eh? Ok... Nachos for weeks.
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  139. At this point, might as well, just bring back the .35 Remington with a heavy bullet.
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  140. AK-50 mk.1 died. Also: https://youtu.be/8fc-uq3xr_Q
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  141. Fire extinguishers don't have motors. Fire trucks are fire fighting vehicles.
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  142. It's so cute! Itty-bitty!
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  143. I've seen that 'customer' a few times...
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  144. See if you can find someone with a vacuum forming bag; assemble your glass, then put it in a vacuum bag and suck the air out of it as it's curing, and you should get tighter, more effective armor blocks.
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  145. Ok, Matt getting blasted in the face with high-velocity Play-Doh is NEVER going to get old.
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  146. The slapping sound of falling slime is... Disturbing.
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  147. Damn, that beater van is taking a beating...
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  148. Not very many Liberators were dropped; most were left in the warehouses in the UK.
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  149. Pitch it. Hollywood needs this content.
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  150.  @suziecarr1566  yes, yes he is. Look up Vet Ranch channel.
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  151. Heh. The cold open remains brilliant.
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  152. Pretty sure you'd get a typical grenade blast with a purple tinge to the cloud.
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  153. Decent rap! Well-played, son!
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  154. Do not taunt the spirits.
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  155. I think maybe a Phoenix is likely much more stupid, but it's also a .25acp.
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  156. Great opening.
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  157. Ok, that cold open is the best yet!
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  158. Also: Absolutely murdered that Texas Star!
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  159. About your diet... I have some concerns.
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  160. Bullet-resistant bathroom glass. Light gets through, but peepers are denied.
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  161. Also: .45 ACP wedgie. 😁
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  162. "Desk popped." I chuckled.
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  163. I love my AR-57 upper. It's WAY heavy, but it does have an issue with finicky feeding and extraction. with the right mag and ammo, it can be a great plinker.
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  164. That's a big dude. How many rice crispy treats did you actually order..? What percentage actually made it to the test? Robert is definitely Demolitia material. 😁
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  165. Oh, and that Maxim 9 definitely sounds different.
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  166. Robert & the BFR: 'Big Iron on his hip.'
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  167. Damn. Simulpost.
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  168. It's a mission!
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  169. Heh. Burning table is mesmerizing.
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  170. Chainsaw took a beating.
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  171. 20mm Solothurn.
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  172. Mini-bikes. Heh. We used to build our own... Buncha punk kids zooming about on hazardous little lawnmower bikes. We were a freakin' menace.
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  173. .429 looks like it REALLY wants to be chambered into a carbine.
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  174. It's amazing how many bottles were blowing up with each shot... Insane power!
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