Comments by "Bernie the Kiwi Dragon" (@berniethekiwidragon4382) on "Scumbags Try To Steal Tortoise But Crush It Instead" video.

  1. Why weren't they trying to steal Mitch McConnell? They'd be doing us a favour.
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  2.  @darcolow330  It's endangered, and somebody's pet, you b*****d.
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  3. That was the vet's assessment. Alas, the damage done was too catastrophic.
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  4.  @mikeszwarc2698  Not unless you're a lobbyist donor.
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