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  1. RE-UPLOAD: YouTube believed the scenes where people with lab coats are mixing random things in beakers were actual instructions on how to create drugs. YouTube is run by morons.
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  2. Never change, Steven
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  3. RE-UPLOAD: YouTube doing YouTube things and restrict previous video for very secretive and I'm sure really smart reasons.
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  4. He knows what he did
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  5. Re-upload. YouTube restricted last video and claims they're not allowed to say why
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  6. If your pilot isn't nicknamed "Crash" tell them you want a new fu**ing pilot
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  7. Honorable mention goes out to Doc Holliday, played by Val Kilmer
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  8. Tough, but fair
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  9. Easily the greatest movie of all time, and that's not a term I just throw around
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  10. Steven Seagal is the exact opposite of Nicolas Cage
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  11. I was really pulling for Seagal here
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  12. Nicolas Cage is a national treasure
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  14. How desperate were we in the 80s and 90s for this guy to be one of the top action stars?
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  15. 😂
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  16. If you don't love Nicolas Cage then you're a sad empty husk of a human with no soul
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  17. The smart money's still on Van Damme
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  19. Cage is the gift that keeps on giving
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  21. Enough testosterone in this video to cause a doping scandal
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  22. Really should have been a 17 way tie for #1
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  23. What a cold, dark, and terrible world it would be with no NIcolas Cage in it
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  24. That's how you know you truly understand a Seagal movie
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  29. The world's still on the edge of their seat waiting for Seagal vs Aliens
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  30. Please let me know all the reasons I'm right
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  31. No matter how bad the movie is, Nicolas Cage is always great in it
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  32. So true
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  33. Whenever I see Vinnie Jones in a Seagal movie I remember how great he was in Snatch and wonder where his life went so terribly wrong
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  34. I spoke it over with the judges and you're 100% correct
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  41. YouTube memberships now open for people that want to be less lame and more cool. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice
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  42. This could have been a decent movie, but like always his ego got in the way
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  44. One of the top 5 all time greatest songs about terrorists, karate, and hockey
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  48. It's definitely based on a true story, but none of the people actually die here. Re-upload because YouTube didn't think that was made clear. Yes, I'm serious
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  53. Only flaw there is how the woman at the beginning didn't recognize Seagal. Which still makes it far more likely than anything we saw in the movie
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  55. So it begins
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  57. Thanks, Man. I really do appreciate that
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  58. Just reading your comment turned me into a wet sobbing mess
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  62. Due to the complexity of the movie, it was in production for 35 years
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  63. Why are there still movies that don't have Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren in them??
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  64. The dumbest jokes are always my favorite
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  66. I'm just as hard on Van Damme's flaws. I just haven't found any yet
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  74. First half of the season. Second half will be next week. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBA/join
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  75. Basically the same thing
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  79. My complaining about the terrible paramedics made it seem like more time than it actually was. There's maybe 30 seconds at most between him grabbing the badge and the detective yelling at him.
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  82. In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+
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  84. For Jean Claude Van Damme, it was Tuesday
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  85. The blood bank
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  86. FACT
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  88. Van Damme, you did it again you magnificent bastard!
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  89. You were wise beyond your years
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  91. Whoever saw it in the theater
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  99. Fact
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  101. It's hard to overstate how crucial Van Damme being Russian was to the plot of this movie
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  103. Pretty sure it happens organically
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  105. Tolkien has no shame
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  106. You mean movies where the whole point is to be entertained and have fun?
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  108. Sounds like everyone wins
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  109. You never should
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  110. Fact!
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  114. Free will and happiness are for pussies
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  123. It was. And still is
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  125. Livestream Tuesday Dec 10th 5pm PST/8pm EST with Redeye Reviews and Sensei Seagal (channel). Will be mostly talking about our love of Steven Seagal Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice Space Ice YouTube Membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBA/join
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  126. Sounds like ALOT of work and that's not really his thing
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  132. Whoa, I would never say either of those things are as bad as Nickelback
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  133. And it never will
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  135. Fact
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  140. Gets an A+ for enthusiasm, though
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  141. Or that
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  143. Livestreams Wednesdays 5pm PST/8pm EST with Redeye Reviews. This week we'll be going over Seagal's True Justice Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/c/Space_Ice
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  144. This week's stream will be on Steven Seagal's slap-fighting extravaganza "A Dangerous Man". Wednesday 5pm PST/8pm EST. Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice
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  147. 😂
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  148. Yeah, but it would be the most awesome mass extinction event ever
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  152. From your mouth to God's ears
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  156. Sandra Bullock is still doing that??
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  161. That's why it's brilliant, there is no definitive answer
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  162. It's definitely Cyborg. It's how he regained the will to live and climb out of the well
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  164. I don't see it. They seem like a completely objective observer using a highly scientific process
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  167. Truly refined men of culture
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  169. Right?? It's inexplicable
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  173. He doesn't even tell the guy it's stolen or even his. He just beats his ass and takes it 😂
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  179. Nothing he did in his 90 seconds of screen time had anything to do with anything and Tyson is more famous by a lot. No idea why China decided he had to be in this
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  180. New Years Day Livestream Wed 1/1 5pm PST/8pm EST. Redeye and I will be covering the Neil Breen epic masterpiece: Twisted Pair. And as always, Rob Schneider Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice
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  181. Most shameful lots of things
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  183. Livestream Wednesday 10/9 at 6pm PST/9pm EST. Another Seagal movie breakdown and other fun stuff. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBA/join
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  185. Will definitely check it out
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  192. So you're the one
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  194. This was almost a VERY different channel
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  196. Fact. The state of Alabama realized they all had the wrong accents and immediately changed how they speak back in '97
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  199. Livestream this week with Redeye is back to Wednesday (12/4) 5pm PST/8pm EST. Movie is 'New York Ninja' Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice Space Ice YouTube Membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUJrP3Mfl7jGMHnEkflvBA/join
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  206. Got Twisted Pair recently, but haven't checked it out yet
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  207. 100%
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  208. Anyone disagree?
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  209. Zero hate for either of them. They make terrible movies, though
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  210. Thanks!
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  212. Livestream this week, Wed 2/12 5pm PST/8pm EST, will be on Steven Seagal's "Born To Raise Hell" Patreon for ad-free, censorship free, and early access to videos: https://www.patreon.com/Space_Ice
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  213. I am so down
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  214. Did you see the dance??
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  215. Thanks! I appreciate that
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  218. It was you
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  220. This should have a lot more likes
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  224. Fact
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  225. Watched that scene over and over trying to figure it out
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  226. The dog stole the show
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  230. I wish more doctors followed the science and prescribed karate more often
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  231. Easily top 5 Van Damme and NBA rebounding leader movie of all time
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  232. Anything with Kurt Russell as Jack Burton and I'm in
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  238. It's what the viewers demand
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  239. Christmas Livestream with Redeye Monday 5pm PST/8pm EST the movie will be 'Violent Night' and Redeye will drunkenly rant about politics
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  240. You're truly a man of culture
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  241. That would have been really cool. So, no, it's not
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  243. Best if you just don't look at his movies
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  244. Top 5 for sure. First 3 spots go to JCVD, then Cage, Arnold, and Stallone round out the rest of the 5
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  247. Ooooh lala!
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  249. What kind of sick SOB makes a movie and doesn't have a JCVDancing scene???
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  252. I'm just hoping he'll notice me
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  254. The time was finally right
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  255. Fact. His movies might be terrible, but he never is
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  256. Thanks, I really appreciate that!
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  257. Nice
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  258. Smallpox isn't crazy
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  262. Starting an Arnold series as we speak
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  265. That pretty much sums up all Seagal's later movies
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  266. You had me at Nicolas Cage
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  268. You know he's awesome, kicks lots of ass, loves energy drinks and pinball, and has incredible work ethic.
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  270. EVERYTHING can wait for JCVDancing
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  271. Not sure if it'll be the next Seagal one, but it's definitely coming soon
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  272. 🤣
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  274. Wrong
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  275. Literally the best possible time loop to get stuck in.
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  277. Mfer over here ending civilizations and thinks a sorry is going to cut it
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  278. To be fair, mentioning all the great Van Damme movies would take you all day
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  279.  @3rdworldgwaming467  Any time any place
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  280. There would have been one with Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren if Van Damme didn't turn it down. How amazing that would have been
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  283. Thanks! It's weird as hell but actually pretty good
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  284. Great story, but no. It was an 8 foot tall maniac in a bar slamming his head against a wall and asking if he paid his dues. It's just a crazy monologue, not a reference to his water bill
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  285. Craft services 🤣
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  286. Uwe Boll's thing is taking a couple names from games and then making completely different movies out of them
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  289. I still can't tell
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  290. Even cops who are buddies outside of movies ripped off Samurai Cop
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  291. The 80s were just a better time
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  293. No, it's not a copyright thing it's age restricted, which pretty kills it off as far as views go
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  294. No, he's not
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  295. Yes
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  297. Of course it is, Seagal even said so
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  299.  @chad6738  The chasing guys down while shooting from a chair is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
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  300. I enjoy doing the Van Damme ones more, too
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  301.  @JohnWilliams-ut9bg  Nobody cares
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  302. History's darkest moment
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  303. Van Damme movie bundles never follow any rhyme or reason
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  304. Mind blown
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  305. No, just Expendables
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  306. You question an actual samurai??
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  307. Just waiting for them to finish it
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  309. Nah, he was just charging head on into the giant monster. Totally by the book
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  310. oh yeah
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  311. In the process of that right now
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  312.  @matthewvolb94  Thanks, Man
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  313. An absurd amount of makeup. Early on when she's being interviewed at the police station with bright lighting, she looks very Joker-esque
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  314. It explains his Belgian accent
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  315. Concrete doesn't make a hollow bong sound.
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  316. Don't think I was even close to 500 a year ago
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  318. 😂
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  319. Freddy Lee told Van Damme he had to let Tong Po beat him up in all the rounds or they'd execute his brother. Soon as his brother was safe, Po went down without a fight. All rankings were evaluated based on extensive scientific research and, and just like the matchups against Seagal, there is no room for bias
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  320. Then he shoots the other guy in the leg so now they need 2 doctors
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  321. That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie
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  322. It's a pretty popular request. Will definitely give it a shot at some point
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  323. Or just flown there and destroy the book since everyone there was already dead. But sure, this extremely convoluted and needless plan that ultimately led to its death was a great, too.
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  324. Probably wasting your time on nonsense like friends and family
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  325. Ringo constantly shows off and tells people how great he is. Doc doesn't have to
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  330. He's also wrong, so there's that. So is the guy saying he's a peasant
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  331. You can tell he's trying to cut the door out of the wall because he starts shooting far too low for him to see anything through. I'm sure the idea was that it was supposed to be a solid metal door, but it's clearly wood they just painted gray
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  332. ITS THEIR BIRTHRIGHT
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  333. There's ALWAYS time for JCVDancing
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  334. Whole channel is a ruse to funnel people to my hot Family Matters content
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  335. Always open to suggestions
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  336. All Seagal's characters are Matthew McConaughey from Dazed And Confused
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  337. I'm not going to say it's as sad as losing Raul Julia in his prime, but the lack of a van damme dance scene is pretty close
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  338. What makes it good is it was trying to be a real movie. The sequel was trying to be bad.
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  339. How many Jean Claude Van Dammes have there been this generation? Checkmate
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  340. I'm pretty sure it was Double Impact. I remember the entire theater being confused at first but by the end everyone was dancing along
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  341. Same era that gave us Pauly Shore. The early 90s were a wild time
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  342. Thanks!
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  343. My guess is they have a quota and don't even look at things
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  344. Yeah, was the first video I ever made when I had no idea what I was doing. I still don't, but at least the sound's better
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  347.  @katsurasan3409  Sure, why not
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  348. Lucky
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  349. 🤣
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  350. I know, he's terrible
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  351. Took a lot of man hours to calculate the winner
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  352. @moonglum101  You can just not watch. This wasn't an RSVP thing 👍🏼
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  353. Thanks, I appreciate that
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  354. Requests are welcome. Can't guarantee I'll be able to do a video on all of them but I'll at least check them out
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  355. Happy Birthday, Mrs. Frederick!
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  356. 😂
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  357. You're awesome
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  358. Of course I would
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  359. Yeah, like jump spin kicks
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  360. Absolutely
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  361.  @zipzipzommin4329  Are the people ready for the epic Rob Schneider/Dennis Rodman showdown?
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  362. FACT
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  363. Turkish Rambo film??
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  364. When you're as talentless as Seagal, anything is possible
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  365. 😂
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  366. It's easily in my top 100
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  367. Carl 1 and Steve 1 are both from the original timeline where Judy existed up until they traveled back in time. Them changing the past created a timeline where Judy was never born at all which is the timeline Carl 2 and Steve 2 were from.
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  368. Had to do with localization. Taco Bell didn't really exist in Europe and PepsiCo owned both
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  369. He definitely is
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  370. Wow, thanks
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  372. I merely report the facts
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  373. Nice
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  374. Blasphemy
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  375.  @Erati243  Cool story
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  376. Common mistake, but the dance scenes couldn't be any more different
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  377. we'll see
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  378. I know their relationship is unconventional, but I'm rooting for them
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  379. On Deadly Ground seems to be where it went to his head and things started going downhill. Him beating up the bully in the bar and asking what it takes to change the essence of a man. "I need time to change... I need time.." is so ridiculous I laugh every time
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  380. It tells me you're a man of culture
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  381. Wasn't taken down, was made adult only which kills any chance for it to get significant views
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  382. They had to cut around 50 minutes out of the original movie to get it down to an R rating
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  383. The less they sound like him the better
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  384.  @brucewillis542  It's one of the harder ones to spot, but it's in there
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  385. You ALWAYS check the cupboards
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  386. Bad Keanu Reeves movie?? How dare you
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  387. Crazy this rarely gets mentioned with his other ones
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  388. You could ask that about literally any movie and there would never be a valid reason
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  389. Affirmative
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  390. It's definitely Bloodsport
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  391. Nobody cares what you love
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  392. That's not a bad idea
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  394. There's nothing you could put after "JCVD played a high kicking..." that I wouldn't watch
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  395. Read your comment and then re-watched all 77 movies he's been in to be sure, and it's definitely just Knock Off
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  396. F
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  397. Ok. You're crazy
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  398. Let me see you do a whole video on a Seagal movie while staying sober
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  399. Short Circuit and Cobra the same day?? How did it feel to peak at life while still so young?
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  400. 56 according to IMDB
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  401. 🤦
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  402. My most shameful failure
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  403. Uhh that's a Dracula md. 98. Very similar to an m93 only different in every possible way
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  404. If it comes in a can, it's soup
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  405. The math checks out
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  406. I never would
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  407. He's also the driver of the jeep chasing after JCVD in Lionheart and the guy that gets splits face stabbed in Cyborg. Guy spent his whole life trying to take down Van Damme and that took balls
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  408. Just going to pretend you said Death Warrant
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  409. No, End of a Gun is the only other Seagal one I've had to re-upload
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  410. I didn't re-record anything
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  411. Go for it
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  412. He went on to become President in the 23rd century
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  413. I'm watching it right now. Van Damme was mid spin kick and now he's dancing
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  414.  @00ghostcobra  Hard to get into because of how cheap and ugly it looks. It's grown on me since this, though
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  415. There are channels that don't talk about Nicolas Cage?? Why???
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  416. Yes. Just like Van Damme was the inspiration for Johnny Cage
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  417. The council has spoken
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  418. No way audiences would believe him as a villain after seeing something so pure
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  419. JCVD
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  420. Chad was raised in France and Alex was raised by French nuns. Sorry, but the movie was flawless
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  421. Absolutely
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  422. I like all of those things
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  423. The amount of paperwork must have been insane
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  424. Think they only give those to actors
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  425.  @77confusedzombie77  It's where I learned you can melt a heart of stone by just adding Ice
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  426. I know El Mariachi when I see him
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  427. I know! Awesome, right?
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  428. Plan on re-doing all the Van Damme ones that are lists into the full reviews that I think are a lot better
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  429. Unforgivable
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  430. Because it's awesome?
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  431. I'll definitely check it out!
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  432. He also saves oil refineries by blowing them up
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  433. The parts where he's doing his own dialogue, yes.
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  434. lol no its not
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  435. Can't tell if the guy's joking or actually believes something that ridiculous
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  436. It's not random, it's science
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  437. It's Nicolas Cage, who can blame her?
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  438. And open himself to a lawsuit for false advertising?
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  439. 😳
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  440. You've grown alot today
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  441. 😂
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  442. I'll bleep whatever I want
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  443. Regeneration
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  444. Women don't have names in Seagal movies
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  445. Some women are just evil
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  446. No, this is the one he's an Italiano Jamaican with American Indian heritage shaman healer ex special forces psychic CIA operative licence to kill but with a dark past
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  447. It's definitely from Bloodsport
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  448. You could have ended that sentence at Seagal
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  449. In description and pinned comment. Short story is YouTube is dumb
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  450. If I pointed out every detail that doesn't make sense in one of these the video would be 47 hours long
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  451. No, that's Dennis Rodman a former NBA player
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  452. Oh come on, Steven has a thyroid issue
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  453. If you can't see his face it's always a body double.
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  454. That'll be the next Uwe Boll one I do
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  455. If?
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  456. Doors are for nerds
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  457. Because it's Dolph Lundgren
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  458. Surprised how many people recognized it
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  459. Thanks!
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  460. I imagine that's what heaven is like
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  461. YouTube thought I didn't make it clear that the violence was fictionalized. No I'm not kidding
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  462. I tried to save you from that, but you just wouldn't listen
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  463. Your weekend sounds awesome
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  464. He really really does
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  465. Could have said literally anything after "Clive Owen should be the next..." and you'd be just as right
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  466. I plan on it. I'm starting with his lesser known ones, but On Deadly Ground is so ridiculous I'm sure it'll make a great video
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  467. I made that a little blurrier and same with the swimming at the very beginning. Only things I could imagine. Then again the last time YouTube did this it was a scene of scientists swirling beakers around and they said it was instructions on how to make drugs
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  468. Nah, they still suck
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  469. Guy sitting at the table at 7:21 is a frequent body double for Seagal. It's sad when you're so familiar with an "actor's" body double that you can recognize them instantly
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  470. The witness refused to testify in front of the Supreme Court, so they had no choice
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  471.  @DCeasedbrickbuilds  yes
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  472. Was direct to video. Might do one with just his DTV movies or maybe just all of them in the future
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  473. No, that's 100% the way it plays out in the movie
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  474. Every Seagal movie is the worst Seagal movie
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  475. Everything
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  476. Damn right I do
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  477. No
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  478. This movie is unironically amazing
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  479. The movie implies you turn immediately, which means if they were vampires they should have exploded since it was the middle of the day.
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  480. It's still there 3:45
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  481. That's tough. If you appreciate "so bad it's good" then The Room is hands down more entertaining, especially on a first viewing. Seagal movies take a little bit of thought to realize the absurdity. Wasn't until the 2nd or 3rd time I watched this before I even thought to myself "Wait. Why does he have to leave the apartment to call his friend and have him get them plane tickets?" or notice that the boyfriend was also from Houston Texas just like Seagal and Mr. Vargas, which makes the whole completely forgetting about him even more bizarre
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  482. He likes setting things up then either forgetting or abandoning them right after
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  483. Height and weight, too. It's science
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  484. https://youtu.be/VDNAKU3d0qU
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  485. Science
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  486. Nonsense. Slapping the keyboard like the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey it's by far most efficient way to type
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  487. This guy gets it
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  488. Thank you!
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  489. Out of those 3 movies I don't think he speaks a single word until the end of Lionheart
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  490. What's bad about Broken Arrow???
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  491. I don't speak fluent Japanese
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  492.  @Citizen_Jubjub  You just made that up
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  493. Tong Po didn't lay a finger on Van Damme once he saw his brother was saved and wasn't throwing the fight anymore. That's why he's ranked so low. Was the most one sided fight on the list
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  494. Original idea was to do ridiculous things played completely straight and had a couple others that I was going to re-do the audio on but SD card got corrupted and now they're lost to history
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  495. No stock footage goes unused
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  496. I get some.. very angry comments from them
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  497. Everything about his handling of firearms is hilarious
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  498. Turned notifications off on this one
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  499. Cyborg's grown on me since I did this
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  500. It's definitely a '71. I want to say someone from the movie called it a '70, but it's been a while and I may have just screwed it up
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  501. don't hate just cause your channel sucks
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  502. Thanks, I appreciate that
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  503. His kids really wanted him to do it and he knew he was months from dying. He took them with him and they would hang out on set having a great time
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  504. Ok, fine. I will
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  505. Always Rob Schneider
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  506. Hard Target $74.2 million. Marked For Death $58 million. Point Van Damme. RNKMode loses 100 points for being dumb
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  507. I'm sorry
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  508. Fact
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  509. They had to do re-shoots because Capcom complained the game developers couldn't make Guile's move anywhere close to as awesome as Van Damme's so he had to tone it down 8 or 9 notches
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  510. When Seagal broke the unwritten rule and started kicking them in the nuts
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  511. You sound awesome
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  512. Thank you, Sir
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  513. I wish
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  514. No, he doesn't
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  515. We're far from done with Seagal
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  516. The algorithm giveth and the algorithm taketh away
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  517. That's definitely the only thing I thought was scientifically iffy
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  518. The second time he does that it's because they asked how to find him and that's his answer 🤣
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  519. Obviously the infrared turned invisible too. Go back to school, smart guy
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  520. You're right. He is in it, but isn't that guy
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  521. Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/kids/
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  522. That has always bothered me
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  523.  @MisterMonsieur  because i couldn't care less about that
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  524. It maddens me that there are channels out there NOT dedicated to shitting on Seagal
    3
  525. I admire his consistency
    3
  526. You make me sick
    3
  527. It was, and still is
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  528. Sure thing https://youtu.be/SaRaY6l4Nfc
    3
  529. Just me
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  530. To this day, nobody's really sure
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  531. He climbs under the truck, it pulls up 50' to the gate, then they check underneath but he's suddenly on top. No explanation is given.
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  532. Only if you do it the Seagal Way and half ass it
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  533. Pretty sure his entire market is Youtube reviewers making fun of him
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  534. After Van Damme's brother was saved Tong Po just stood in the middle of the ring without moving while spin kicks rained down on him. Total paper champion
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  535. That was pretty badass
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  536. He actually did.. You can see her from the back at 6:14
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  537. My plan was to praise the movie, but that didn't work out
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  538. You'll get over it. Or not, don't care either way
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  539. Nothing about Seagal is based on real life
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  540. What could go wrong??
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  541. It is a pretty sick hood ornament
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  542. That's a common complaint. It does give you twice the impact of number 1, which is all it promises
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  543. His voice is dubbed in every movie he's done for at least the last 15 years
    3
  544. I like to think of it as The Fast And The Furious used the cars from Today You Die
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  545. Welcome to Steven Seagal
    3
  546. Sorry, I don't speak fluent Japanese
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  547. Just another part of the enigma that is Steven Seagal
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  548. Only if he runs around on all 4s
    3
  549. They've had a complicated relationship
    3
  550. He wasn't even a gangster boss, that might make some sense. He was a high up in the CIA that wanted him dead for unexplained reasons
    3
  551. Glad I could help
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  553. Replicant was DTV
    3
  554. He thinks she is
    3
  555. Then you don't know arm wrestling
    3
  556. It's a Brave New World
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  557. True heroes
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  558. Already have
    3
  559. Keep pulling the sweater eventually the whole thing will unravel
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  560. It'll happen
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  561. Which makes no sense because he's still wanted by the police for the child's death and literally nothing changed since he ran off
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  562. Agreed. Everyone not named Steven Seagal did great on this
    3
  563. YouTube hates fun
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  564. You know what, I didn't even notice that but it looks like you're right
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  565. Didn't you pay attention? The FBI doesn't want it!
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  566. It makes him look so thin and athletic
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  567. Lucky
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  568. They clearly showed her arm burning with the bucket of water at the carnival, and they didn't understand how she survived being on the boat.
    3
  569. Definitely
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  570. No, it's not. They almost always go to state prisons in these situation, and if for some reason they didn't then it would be a military prison. You don't just go to a federal prison because you're in the military. No idea where you got that from
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  571. Darth Maul looking guy, also
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  572. Video game developers actually based their games on Uwe Boll's movies
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  573. Ask one of your grandkids to help you out
    3
  574. 🤣
    3
  575. Truly a man of culture
    3
  576. The random movie thing or movies from India?
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  577. He just fell in love with the script. Was a real passion project
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  578. lol Van Damme doesn't have flaws
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  579. Everything wouldn't all be the same, the fact that Steve had to invent it is already a divergence in the timeline. You're also assuming there can only be 1 timeline and there's not multiple existing simultaneously and nowhere does it same anything about a prime timeline "healing" itself. It's dangerous to assume in the Family Matters universe, it's serious business
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  580. Our generation, and everyone else's generation, too
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  581. Too late 😢 https://youtu.be/y8pf5CLO6JM
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  582. I purposely do "anyways" because grammar nazis are terrible people and annoying them makes me happy 👍
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  583. It's free on Crackle. Most of his movies seem to rotate around the free streaming services
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  584. They're 1:1 re-enactments of actual events. Directly observing a Van Damme spin kick would be like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
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  585. They're all worse than the others
    3
  586. You sound like a real expert on drag races
    3
  587. Of course it is
    3
  588. Because it's flawless
    3
  589. You're welcome
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  590. Thanks. They deserve to know
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  591. It really doesn't
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  592. Yes. In case you were wondering, none of the people that died in the video died in real life 👍
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  593. 😂
    3
  594. Him and Vin Diesel I've been wanting to do more of
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  595. Just remove "probably" and "movie" and it's the perfect comment
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  596. Long overdue
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  597. They should put Jack Burton in anything and everything
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  598. My viewers deserve better
    3
  599. Always
    3
  600. Definitely not immortal or he wouldn't be dead right now
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  601. He's a man of exquisite tastes
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  602. I hope it's ex-girlfriend now
    3
  603. Did you not see her rub her nose?? Literally on death's door
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  604. 🤔
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  605. He filled it up at the beginning before he was attacked
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  606. No. It's factually airtight with zero flaws
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  607. What could I possibly add to cinema perfection?
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  608. That man is shameless
    3
  609. Let's not get crazy
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  610. Tried to warn you
    3
  611. Not even Dutch's trap killed The Predator. He blew himself up while he laughed his ass off which is a boss move
    3
  612. Seagal
    3
  613. Nah, they still suck
    3
  614. I love every ridiculous second of this movie
    3
  615. So do I
    3
  616. thanks
    3
  617. Inspired doctors everywhere
    3
  618. From the inside while placed outside. They're no joke
    3
  619. Think he really did live in Japan for like 15 years
    3
  620. lol you trying to tell me the Supreme Court isn't just a re-do of a criminal trial? I'm pretty sure Seagal knows what he's talking about
    3
  621. Deal with it
    3
  622. Seagal was the writer..
    3
  623. You have exquisite taste
    3
  624. Every year I pour one out for Pola and Pola's mom
    3
  625. Whenever there's a re-upload you can just assume it's YouTube being stupid
    3
  626. I don't believe anyone's watched the whole thing to this very day
    3
  627. Yes
    3
  628. He was wearing sunglasses
    3
  629. Wasn't taken down, but was age restricted because they said the shots of Mr. Vargas's lab was instructions on how to make drugs. Age restricted means it's pretty much dead and only gets around 1% of the views it normally would
    3
  630. There are very few things he DIDN'T invent
    3
  631. It's been 7 months, and now I can forgive
    3
  632. It's actually grown on be quite a bit since
    3
  633. Thank you
    2
  634. She.. uhh.. had an accident..
    2
  635. No, it's just an older movie so he's just not as fat yet
    2
  636. True man of culture
    2
  637. If my pilot ISN'T nicknamed Crash then I want a new pilot
    2
  638. He did
    2
  639. Unfortunately, nothing new with this. YouTube thinks people are too stupid to realize the violence in the movie was fiction and not real so I had to add disclaimers and re-upload it
    2
  640. I'm sure I'll make my way to Wesley Snipes before too long
    2
  641. People think it was an obnoxiously long ad, but really I was just speaking from the heart
    2
  642. You mean the greatest movie of all time that doesn't have a single flaw??
    2
  643. I'd say it's around 60% Seagal 40% dubbed
    2
  644. Took some names from Dungeon Siege then proceeded to rip off LOTR. Boll never follows the games his movies are supposed to be based on
    2
  645. Seagal cheating again? Typical
    2
  646. You wait
    2
  647. The pineapple's pineapple
    2
  648. Was thinking the same thing
    2
  649. WHY???
    2
  650. I gave as much explanation as the movie did
    2
  651. Nah, kids are annoying
    2
  652. Always a sign of an excellent movie
    2
  653. Nobody does
    2
  654. The Michael Meyers Halloween series?
    2
  655. Probably
    2
  656. Glad I could convey the exact feeling of watching one of his movies
    2
  657. Seagal cheating again. The man has no shame
    2
  658. No
    2
  659. You have no idea what you're talking about
    2
  660. Demolition Man for sure, Cliffhanger probably. Not familiar with the other 2
    2
  661. Wrong
    2
  662. Haven't touched True Justice yet. Not sure if they're supposed to be movies or a tv show or what the deal is with them
    2
  663. That's how they drive in France
    2
  664. Wow, thanks a lot man
    2
  665. Thanks!!
    2
  666. YouTube censors weren't a fan
    2
  667. Definitely wasn't Fender
    2
  668. Perfect 1 sentence summary of a 9 minute video
    2
  669. Almost everything that wasn't Seagal was actually pretty good in this
    2
  670. Same guy
    2
  671.  @hgfuhgvg  Yes, they're on my patreon
    2
  672. Has Seagal been playing 5d chess with us the whole time?
    2
  673. No
    2
  674. Kung Fury. Excellent movie
    2
  675. Wrong
    2
  676. What it costs is far more valuable than money
    2
  677. It's just the 1 guy. His workload is ridiculous
    2
  678. When did I ever say I hate Steven Seagal movies?
    2
  679. That's a compelling argument. The time of day and Arnold's hunger look like deciding factors
    2
  680. Sounds like something Cage would do
    2
  681. No, Seagal just drives so fast he goes back in time
    2
  682. Arnold never won custody of his son through an arm wrestling tournament. So it's a coin flip
    2
  683. The math checks out
    2
  684. Second half of Executive Decision is awesome
    2
  685. Literally the only fatherhood test that matters
    2
  686. Blasphemy
    2
  687. I know it sounds crazy but that was all apart of the movie
    2
  688. Statham's right, everyone else is wrong
    2
  689. Brilliant comment for a brilliant movie
    2
  690. The vehicle returns back at the start of the track along with the passengers at the exact time they all left. The senator used the prototype. It's a scientifically flawless movie
    2
  691. Attrition
    2
  692. Hard Target should be the #1 everything on every list
    2
  693. https://youtu.be/MoqdOySAQwI
    2
  694. Name 1 thing wrong with Con Air. Didn't think so.
    2
  695. False. This movie has no flaws
    2
  696. Even when he's not credited as the writer, he supposedly makes massive changes to the scripts to the point where the original isn't even recognizable
    2
  697. Thanks!
    2
  698. Maybe
    2
  699. I would never say that. But you're right
    2
  700. It re-appears at the same time it left at the beginning of the track
    2
  701. That old story
    2
  702. He spent time in prison. Not even joking, that's really what it is
    2
  703.  @naelmohammed9551  Before the movie took place he was in prison for stealing art or something which is where he also got his PhD in Archaeology. It makes as much sense as everything else in his movies
    2
  704. What? Can't go a day without having at least 3 people ask me about it
    2
  705. Maybe Cal Tech or MIT, not sure I'd buy Dolph Lundgren slumming it up at Yale
    2
  706. It's all thanks to Van Damme. Not TLOU2, though. He would never do anything like that.
    2
  707. Then there's scenes where 2 Chinese actors are speaking very broken English to each other
    2
  708. 😂
    2
  709. Might have to update this, Cyborg grew on me a lot when I made the video on it
    2
  710. Yeah, big problem. Huge. Thanks for the important comment
    2
  711. That means I'd have to watch it 🤮
    2
  712. Negative
    2
  713. You monster
    2
  714. According to Val Kilmer and the actual script, it's "Huckleberry." But I'm sure you know better
    2
  715. Because it wasn't CGI? Seagal can really do that
    2
  716. I don't know who "we" is, but they sound awesome
    2
  717. You don't seem confused
    2
  718. He was their guide that Perlman blamed the bridge's condition on
    2
  719. When you drive as fast as Seagal, you start to outrun time
    2
  720. Imagine writing all that and still being wrong
    2
  721. No
    2
  722. I love everything Stallone does
    2
  723. Aww come on, you know you want to
    2
  724. May you never be Seagal
    2
  725. YouTube thinks people are too stupid to realize the violence in the video is fictionalized and not real.
    2
  726. So is that 3 governments?
    2
  727. Something about an active investigation
    2
  728.  @Dmon_ul  Just 1 guy
    2
  729. That's why it's the best part of the movie
    2
  730. Almost certainly Romanian or other Eastern European
    2
  731. Yeah, he's in Roadhouse
    2
  732. What? He killed the guy after the match was over. That's why everyone turned away from him to show they don't approve
    2
  733. Nice
    2
  734. Was going to do a Siegward of Catarina joke, but figured not enough people would get the reference
    2
  735. It's a novel from the 1930s that deals with similar themes
    2
  736. Sorry
    2
  737.  @arkryder1421  Hedberg
    2
  738. Sorta?
    2
  739.  @jonathansanders1707  Me too
    2
  740. Facts are facts
    2
  741. Those are a thing? Like Jesus spin kicking sinners??
    2
  742. Just tried it, it still works
    2
  743. "Why don't you star in movies anymore?" "Because my movies were terrible"
    2
  744. It's ridiculous they still give parts out to not Nicolas Cages
    2
  745. The important thing was they gave him some water for his hiccups
    2
  746. You'd be crazy to ever take it off
    2
  747. Vast majority of what the CIA does is just gather intelligence. So you're right, definitely not Rob Schneider
    2
  748. You're welcome
    2
  749. I'll probably check it out
    2
  750. Seagal merch? Any big and tall store
    2
  751. I could do an entire video on his lack of muzzle/trigger discipline and firearm incompetence in general
    2
  752. It does the same thing as most cop movies where it gives him a high rank with nobody underneath him. As a Lieutenant he should have multiple sergeants under him who then each have several officers under them. For some reason its just him and Sgt Gonzales who is a lower rank yet also somehow his partner
    2
  753. False. Most pilots crash 3-4x a day. Look out your window on any given day and you're bound to see burning wreckage everywhere
    2
  754. You've certainly given me a lot to think about 🤔
    2
  755. 😂
    2
  756. No, it shouldn't
    2
  757. Do you know anyone else that's a Master of Karate and friendship?
    2
  758. Not my fault the man has no flaws
    2
  759. Mind blown
    2
  760. I enjoyed it
    2
  761. What schtick?
    2
  762.  @Nklecz1980  More weight for more reps
    2
  763. It's both hilarious and sad how often Seagal movies do that
    2
  764. Lies
    2
  765. EVERY
    2
  766. You're only human
    2
  767. The whole video has been exposed as a fraud
    2
  768. Didn't Bull get a loss as a penalty for punching Hawk in the face?
    2
  769. Just watched after the comment and yeah, it gets more and more out of sync which it wasn't doing earlier. Hopefully the problem corrects or I'll have to re-upload which I hate doing
    2
  770. 😂 She's in 3 scenes. Topless in 2 of them and the 3rd she delivers some hilariously bad dialogue
    2
  771. And cousin
    2
  772. It's science
    2
  773. I'll check it out for sure
    2
  774. Not falling for it, Sir
    2
  775. Costume?
    2
  776. Uhh sure
    2
  777. Guess you haven't seen them all
    2
  778. Haven't seen those, I'll check them out though
    2
  779. Nicolas Cage gets an automatic 5.4 bump
    2
  780. Still is
    2
  781. No
    2
  782. Most are filmed in Romania. They have a whole industry set up for people to film very cheaply
    2
  783. What he lacks in any sort of talent he makes up for in consistency
    2
  784. I made the same mistake once upon a time. Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing The first half is slow, the second half is pure glory
    2
  785. You're crazy. While Buffalo Bill isn't bad, he's no Lance Henrikson and doesn't get a grenade dropped in his pants
    2
  786. NYPD does not have an office in Hong Kong. That's ridiculous
    2
  787. It's this one. It's hilarious, though, so I use it every chance I get
    2
  788. Don't worry. Seagal's going to kill alot of innocent people and never actually deliver it.
    2
  789. Trafficking organs is a thing, but the way they went about it was nonsense
    2
  790. They'll slow down to terminal velocity at some point, but way past 300 meters
    2
  791. I hate critics
    2
  792. Both movies were carried by much better actors
    2
  793. It was in the video twice
    2
  794. Glad I was able to sneak in an ad for that Neil Breen movie into my Raid: Shadow Legend video
    2
  795. I like Rob
    2
  796. That's why it's so good. They don't answer it either way and there is no one "true" ending
    2
  797. YES
    2
  798. Why would anyone ever do that??
    2
  799. I just wish they'd explain why the building started exploding
    2
  800. More like evil
    2
  801. He's somehow the best part of 3 different Seagal movies
    2
  802. Nah
    2
  803. Very
    2
  804. For funsies
    2
  805. Wasn't wide theatrical release
    2
  806. What do you mean, "missed it?"
    2
  807. Nice
    2
  808. Your dog sounds badass
    2
  809. looks like 3 plates and a 25 which would be 365. But the way the bar moves I doubt they're real weights
    2
  810. Stopped reading when you said "Nic Cage" I'm in
    2
  811. I'll definitely take a look at it
    2
  812. How can I win your approval back?
    2
  813. Haha i was just kidding nobody cares 🤣
    2
  814. It was a wild 16 hours
    2
  815. That's a weird take. 1 referee for boxing matches, 3 for an NBA game with 10 on court players, and only 1 less than the 7 for an NFL game with 22 players on field at a time. All have way more money on the line than an expensive truck
    2
  816. Twice
    2
  817. Some DTV movies get very limited releases, like a single city, but I don't count those
    2
  818. Will get around to re-doing the list videos into the current format
    2
  819. Deal with it
    2
  820. I refuse to be reasonable and stand by all of it
    2
  821. Can't bounce higher than your initial jump off point, so as long as the helicopter doesn't move you're good
    2
  822. Did you see not the thin piece of wood??
    2
  823.  @maspesasmasperras5554  Good luck, I live upstairs
    2
  824. Thanks!
    2
  825. That's just good science
    2
  826. That's not a bad idea
    2
  827. Did you not see his turn?
    2
  828. No, I didn't
    2
  829. He's his body double in several movies
    2
  830. Then Seagal's your man
    2
  831. I think you mean counterfeit
    2
  832. Quantum Seagal. Any movie being observed is the current worst movie
    2
  833. That was the joke..
    2
  834. You mean the most efficient way humanly possible?
    2
  835. Talking about how cool he is then he pulls up in a smart car dressed like Dennis The Menace
    2
  836. He blows the strip club up. Pretty sure you can count all the dead strippers and customers as random people
    2
  837. I did..
    2
  838. Lucky guess
    2
  839. Merry Christmas
    2
  840. Not a rumor, Steamroller is his company which is why he gets to ruin all his own movies for our enjoyment
    2
  841. He'll always be The Nightslasher to me
    2
  842. I just might
    2
  843. I did
    2
  844. Did he go down the Steven Seagal/Bruce Willis/Nicolas Cage route also?
    2
  845. Did a couple Arnold and Stallone movies recently
    2
  846. There's one on the same movie in a list style. I like the new format better so am re-doing some of those
    2
  847. No
    2
  848. Seagal really did that
    2
  849. They also have Okinawa, which is a part of Japan but has its own fighter for some reason.
    2
  850. Mandy is definitely on the list
    2
  851. Van Damme's always up for a challenge
    2
  852. Thank you!!
    2
  853. Time dilation?
    2
  854. Yes
    2
  855. I mean, I did mention it in the video
    2
  856. Details are in description and pinned comment
    2
  857. Damn. Beat at my own game
    2
  858. Supposedly he had a fight scene against Stallone that was cut. Weird to have him in the movie and just have him in the background
    2
  859. If I do future ones they'll be shorter and I'll have more creative control
    2
  860. OK MR HINDSIGHT
    2
  861. Looks just like him, but no
    2
  862. No, it's not
    2
  863. Working on one right now
    2
  864. 😂
    2
  865. Hard to argue with that
    2
  866. This guy gets it
    2
  867. Can rip off Peter Jackson
    2
  868. Ace Ventura
    2
  869. Don't tell me I don't know a magical pancake growing in the wild when I see one
    2
  870. Only problem with that, is this came out years before Van Damme or Seagal were stars. The only Rambo movie out was First Blood while Commando was being made.
    2
  871. A lot of reviewers are dumb. It was released years before most of the action movies it's supposed to be a parody of.
    2
  872. Soon
    2
  873. Then don't watch
    2
  874. It's like when gangsters hold their gun sideways. He knows what he's doing
    2
  875. Netflix knows what you really want
    2
  876. His performance in the second half of that movie was legendary
    2
  877. He knows his stuff
    2
  878. Agreed. Probably going to re-do this list at some point since some of his movies have grown on me alot, especially those 2
    2
  879. They're definitely characters over there
    2
  880. That's all the world ever wants
    2
  881. I really tried to put that in there, but just couldn't get it to look/sound right
    2
  882. If you can't see his face, it's ALWAYS a double
    2
  883. It's not a language, it's a cipher. The language was English and why I mentioned them being in the same order as well.
    2
  884. No
    2
  885. Pretty good chance
    2
  886. Can't argue with that
    2
  887. Dolph definitely needs more love around here
    2
  888. Game recognizes game
    2
  889. Yes
    2
  890. It's already there
    2
  891. Yes
    2
  892. The Seagal works in mysterious ways. I think in my Out For A Kill video there's a part where Seagal's car is stopped and he's surrendering to police, but the background of rear window makes it look like his car's spinning in circles
    2
  893. Except for the murder witnessed by the entire police station. But besides that it was genius
    2
  894. Not just pistols, but 1911s
    2
  895. Definitely just high
    2
  896. Nah, sitting around complaining ain't his style. I guarantee you he's planning Commando 2 to get his title back
    2
  897. Not sure when, but will definitely be doing at least 3 of the 4 you named
    2
  898. Ok, but you saw Cyborg in the theater so you're also awesome
    2
  899. Eddie George was wearing jungle camo colors because it makes you blend into the environment. Seagal was wearing all black, which just makes him stand out more. Soldiers don't usually risk their lives needlessly just to look a little slimmer
    2
  900. It's 100% because of Nicolas Cage
    2
  901. That's not what semi-comatose means. It means awake, but not fully with it. He was completely unconscious. By your definition, anyone that is in a coma and eventually wakes up was "semi-comatose" the whole time Nice try, though
    2
  902. A magical day
    2
  903. No, you're not. It's hilarious and I was really tempted to put it in multiple times
    2
  904. Negative
    2
  905. Then you have to deal with FAA regulations which are just a mess
    2
  906. You make strong points
    2
  907. Disney and Seagal up to their old tricks
    2
  908. You had me at Nic Cage
    2
  909. Ashfall
    2
  910. Keeps overloading their servers
    2
  911. There's 2 or 3
    2
  912. Yeah, it's easily doable if you just divide the distance it actually is by 9. 3 leagues is not a mile, you must have read it wrong.
    2
  913. I see where you got that, looks like they didn't proofread that before posting it because they say 3 leagues = 1 mile in that 1 part but all formulas and everything else on the page are based on 1 league = 3 miles. Where the movie took place (Austria), it was actually closer to 5 miles per league but even gave them the benefit of the doubt and went with the shorter English 3 miles
    2
  914. NERD
    2
  915. Such a Seagal thing to do
    2
  916. Thanks, Man
    2
  917. I'm not mad, just disappointed
    2
  918. Every Seagal movie/show will be hit at some point
    2
  919. You want me to list Executive Decision 10 times?
    2
  920. Challenge accepted
    2
  921. That one was at least something in the background that they just didn't pay attention to. This was actually done on purpose
    2
  922. Easier than just rolling over the top? And does she cut pieces that are already cut?
    1
  923. It's St Rose Hospital in Henderson, NV.
    1
  924. I really think he does that with every movie from his production company. You can usually see pieces of a coherent movie that he then molds to fit his ego/laziness
    1
  925. Completely copying Battle of Helms Deep does you dummy
    1
  926. That sounds awesome
    1
  927. Please demonstrate the CIA going after an italian mafia harvesting organs from Cambodians which has nothing to do with the US, its citizens, or its security. I'll wait
    1
  928. That was a magnetic gun from the museum. The electricity thing was part of a machine that broke off and he slammed into a wall and now it shoots electricity
    1
  929. No
    1
  930. I think you're the only one to even notice there was an ad in there.
    1
  931. You had me going until the part where the was a script
    1
  932. I don't think he was in that movie
    1
  933. Still one of my favorites
    1
  934. No I didn't
    1
  935. Too obvious
    1
  936. The math checks out
    1
  937. Nah, that was the overactor from Snatch. 2 different people
    1
  938. Come a long way, hasn't he?
    1
  939. Zero sarcasm
    1
  940. It's in the description and pinned comment
    1
  941. China's drug laws are nuts
    1
  942. Has to be. Guy really knows his way around a computer
    1
  943. I think it's supposed to be some limbo or purgatory thing but it's definitely hard to follow
    1
  944. Tell him to bring it
    1
  945. Did I win?
    1
  946. Thank you, I appreciate it
    1
  947. WHY??????
    1
  948. Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice
    1
  949. Nobody said she was reasonable
    1
  950. It's what made me look into it for sure
    1
  951. ok
    1
  952. They had to use a different car with extra reinforcement for that stunt
    1
  953. You don't
    1
  954. You make sure you fall under fair use, then dispute them
    1
  955. Better than Nic Cage in Con Air??
    1
  956. Forgetting Rocky 4 would be horrific
    1
  957. If you put pineapples on that thing then you're officially dead to me
    1
  958. That's just anti-American
    1
  959. Someone got a 3 way out of this, right?
    1
  960. Got Invasion USA, but haven't had a chance to watch it
    1
  961. Wasn't a theatrical release
    1
  962. We've waited long enough
    1
  963. Just Seagal things
    1
  964. When did I criticize it??
    1
  965. I'm convinced he thinks if he just slaps wildly they can edit it to make him look like Donnie Yen
    1
  966. They didn't have the budget
    1
  967. Thanks, Bro
    1
  968. Thanks, Bro
    1
  969. First Seagal movie?
    1
  970. Awesome
    1
  971. You're awesome
    1
  972. In what timeline was that?
    1
  973. thank you
    1
  974. Not his fault Seagal movies are flawless
    1
  975. Was that English?
    1
  976. The pineapple part
    1
  977. No to both
    1
  978. Because it doesn't fit the criteria i listed in the video?
    1
  979. Agreed
    1
  980. Whoopee cushion phase
    1
  981. Working on one right now..
    1
  982. He's crazy in his movies, too
    1
  983. I refuse to believe this had a script
    1
  984. This guy gets it
    1
  985. This came out before Da Vinci Code
    1
  986. All non-Seagal movies were inspired by Seagal movies
    1
  987. Clear as day. I feel so stupid now
    1
  988. They wouldn't even have to buy one, just rent it for an afternoon.
    1
  989. Sorry, but you're wrong. During the beginning narration he said his partner was killed 6 months ago and they're sending him a replacement, which is the one that was killed by Costel. The time between Seagal getting his revenge on Costel was less than 2 weeks after he died. Literally impossible for them to be the same person
    1
  990. He was in both Cranks
    1
  991. It had Jason Statham spin kicking orcs, so obviously
    1
  992. I'll definitely do more
    1
  993. That's insane
    1
  994. I think just the sets and costumes were used
    1
  995. I know a Steve Buscemi when I see one
    1
  996. https://youtu.be/o6UZqecUpG0
    1
  997. Because it is
    1
  998. 57 according to IMDB
    1
  999. Still there: https://youtu.be/gXE6A9p-VPc
    1
  1000. Better than the hiccup joke??
    1
  1001. That NO NO NO scene really is ridiculous
    1
  1002. No
    1
  1003. You're awesome
    1
  1004. I'm sure I will at some point, just lower on the list since he's barely in it
    1
  1005. 😂
    1
  1006. Probably not next, but definitely will
    1
  1007. I believe you. Pretending Seagal's your husband would be like pretending you have syphilis
    1
  1008. Welcome
    1
  1009. Yes
    1
  1010. uhh I don't think that comment comes off the way you intended
    1
  1011. I have standards
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  1012. You're 100% wrong. Not only is that the definition of exigent circumstances, but it wouldn't negate the victim's testimony. It also wasn't his apartment but belonged to an old lady who he murdered.
    1
  1013. I wish
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  1014. Where the hell have you been??
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  1015. Yes
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  1016. He writes some and others he makes massive changes to where he may as well have written them. He owns the production company that makes the movies so he can do that
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  1017. No
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  1018. He's in a few Seagal movies
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  1019. Can be, but you still don't put the money in the actual laundry bins.
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  1020. 1:15
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  1021. Thanks to you, Sir
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  1022. I probably wasn't very clear at 11:09 when I say "Tommy dies" and show Tommy dying. It was actually Tommy that died
    1
  1023. Yeah that really hot woman that shows up for that scene. Weird she never shows up again
    1
  1024. Definitely
    1
  1025. Tong Po is only number 2 to people have only seen 2 Van Damme movies
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  1026. Him
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  1027. Fact
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  1028. He does that a lot
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  1029. Yes, the timeframe would likely be years. But also witnesses don't testify at appeals, the DNA "being suspect" is a matter of fact for the jury to decide, and Seagal using excessive force would be just about Seagal being criminally charged or civilly liable. It's like he thinks an appeal is just a re-do of the original trial
    1
  1030. Yeah, it's crazy how a Japanese con artist in his mid 20s would become a Colonel in the Chinese army 15 years later
    1
  1031. In the last 20 years there's only been 1 or 2 movies where his voice wasn't dubbed at some point by someone that sounds nothing like him
    1
  1032. If you're talking about the squibs, I just couldn't handle that damn door anymore. Could do an entire video on that door alone
    1
  1033. This is correct
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  1034. Sounds like General Commander
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  1035. As of right now all sponsored videos are extra ones that wouldn't have been made otherwise
    1
  1036. So Seagal could kill a bunch of people
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  1037. Negative
    1
  1038. You sure? I'm pretty sure its from Bloodsport
    1
  1039. hahaha this guy asked if they explain something in a Seagal movie
    1
  1040. Movies
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  1041. Things just seem to work out for him
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  1042. It's an everything movie for all people on all occasions
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  1043. 10,000,000%
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  1044.  @bawsack69  I refuse to believe those 2 wouldn't hit it out of the park
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  1045. lol sure. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that isn't really Kim Jong Un
    1
  1046. Yeah, had to change a few minor things and Youtube makes you re-upload the entire video
    1
  1047. Definitely will
    1
  1048. No, but they are brothers
    1
  1049. Again?
    1
  1050. Never
    1
  1051. Wrong on both
    1
  1052. Not sure what he was going to snitch on, but I doubt it would be worse or more damning than comitting murder and multiple attempted murders in front of 20 police officers
    1
  1053. Yes. Uwe Boll re-uses actors alot
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  1054. If you're familiar with the area, they're driving on the exact same stretch of road over and over in the movie
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  1055. You monster
    1
  1056. He's in 3-4 Seagal movies
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  1057. Did you not see the part where he stabbed the guy in the head while doing the splits??
    1
  1058. We'll both just have to agree that I'm right
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  1059. Never heard of them, but definitely open to checking them out
    1
  1060. Did one in a list format. Might do it again as a recap at some point
    1
  1061. What?
    1
  1062. Merely stating facts
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  1063. Way ahead of you https://youtu.be/VDNAKU3d0qU
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  1064. No, he just drives so fast he goes backwards through time
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  1065. They literally showed him flying it.
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  1066. If that was their concern, then probably shouldn't do it in the bathroom of a cheap hotel
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  1067. 😂
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  1068. Definitely true. I'd have let that slide by itself since it's common to concede when a loss is inevitable
    1
  1069. It's what was going on while Cage was in prison
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  1070. They're all filmed in Romania. This one pretended to be in France
    1
  1071. Jingle All The Way?
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  1072. That the Perfect Weapon guy?
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  1073. As stupid as it all is, it's definitely not boring
    1
  1074. Thanks! A lot of people get the Qissi's mixed up
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  1075. Ranking them at the top is nostalgia, not facts
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  1076. Probably confused with the guy whose arm breaks during the montage
    1
  1077. I like that movie
    1
  1078. It goes by "Wrong Bet" and "Leon" also depending on the country
    1
  1079. Yes
    1
  1080. Thank you!
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  1081. I might
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  1082. YouTube made it restricted for unknown reasons. If I ever do a re-upload you can just assume it's because YouTube's dumb
    1
  1083. You think they want a piece of Seagal??
    1
  1084. It's one of those movies where they keep saying a sequel's coming but never seems to happen
    1
  1085. That's a kind way to put it
    1
  1086. Probably do Attack Force again. I like my style now better than the list format
    1
  1087. That was 100% genuine anger
    1
  1088. At least there the forbidden relationship with Pauly was integral to the plot
    1
  1089. Double Team is underrated and would be 10x better if they didn't force Dennis Rodman in there for no other reason than to make stupid basketball puns
    1
  1090. Even with the cure, I'm dubious that Fender has the biochemistry knowledge for it to make any sense to him
    1
  1091. Affirmative
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  1092. He was already on thin ice after the Christmas party, probably gonna have to let him go
    1
  1093. What? The horses were already pulling the wagon when they got to the bridge. That's literally the reason they even have the horses. Them deciding that people should pull the wagon instead across the bridge that's going to collapse any second is insanity
    1
  1094. You're the only one I know of that caught that
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  1095. You're certainly given me a lot to think about
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  1096. He's fine in comedy movies, but there was a weird phase when they kept putting him in action movies
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  1097. They begin slowing down the second they leave the barrel until they hit terminal velocity, which is less likely to be lethal. No way that's happening in 300 meters, though
    1
  1098. Wrong. It's a region, not a state
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  1099. I refuse to accept there's a role Jason Statham isn't right for
    1
  1100. What a coincidence
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  1101. Ask your grandkids to show you how to skip ahead. It's actually really easy 👍
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  1102. Thanks, Bro
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  1103. He walks like a black man so idk
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  1104. You guessed it
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  1105. 🤷🏼‍♂️ none of it makes any sense
    1
  1106. Yes
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  1107. Just watched it tonight, it's definitely from Bloodsport
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  1108. Somehow I haven't
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  1109. Yes, in multiple movies
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  1110. Seagal's gambit 😂
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  1111. Uhh that's Brigitte Nielson, who was Stallone's wife
    1
  1112. Looks like her, but it's not
    1
  1113. That never happened but thanks I guess
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  1114. You were probably following a fake channel, mine's still there and active
    1
  1115. You're probably thinking of Nighthawk
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  1116. I wish
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  1117. It's in description and pinned comment. Cliff notes: YouTube is dumb
    1
  1118. Of course and thank you
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  1119. I am so in
    1
  1120. Doesn't sound like something I would do. YouTube has an algorithm that hides comments for bizarre reasons
    1
  1121. I would never lie about Nicolas Cage
    1
  1122. Thank you
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  1123. Weapons of ass destruction
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  1124. Thank you
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  1125. No
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  1126. Popular misconception. It was a deleted scene from Bloodsport that was re-used in Kickboxer. They restored it in the director's cut
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  1127. Only literally everyone that watched it knows that's a possibility
    1
  1128. Never heard of him
    1
  1129. Doesn't even look anything like Kelly LeBrock
    1
  1130. If it was all in his head then it would unironically be kinda brilliant. I'm surprised I haven't found anyone else that shares that theory
    1
  1131. Not sure. People request it a lot, but he only has like 5 total minutes of screen time
    1
  1132. Don't bring me into your family drama
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  1133. Came out 2 years before Taken
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  1134. Thanks for the heads up
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  1135. Didn't even know if anyone actually read those
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  1136. Thanks, Bro. You do good work
    1
  1137. Like the part where I mentioned he was in a better movie and showed the clip of Gimli?
    1
  1138. Happens
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  1139. By your logic, football should have 66 referees. What you described is true for every single sport. No idea why you think arm wrestling is special there. Arm wrestling uses 2 referees, not 6
    1
  1140. I think I know Puss in Boots when I see him
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  1141. Could be. Seems like the Nicolas Cage role is just as important as the killer animatronics part. Did they have something similar in the games? I'm honestly not familiar with them
    1
  1142. Did you just make a Boll/Seagal movie sound awesome??
    1
  1143. It'll happen
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  1144. Don't think so. Even if it was it would make zero sense
    1
  1145. I refuse to believe anything hits the cutting room floor.
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  1146. Any time, any place
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  1147. No way he cuts anything out
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  1148. 😂
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  1149. Description and pinned comment
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  1150. List is only of movies that went to theaters
    1
  1151. Figure out how much will kill you, then drink 2 more
    1
  1152. Glad you like it
    1
  1153. and closes his eyes as he slaps the crap out of the trigger with every pull
    1
  1154. It's his fault for parking his car in a perfectly normal spot like a jerk
    1
  1155. The most badass venereal disease
    1
  1156. He did take a taxi everywhere
    1
  1157. He owns Steamroller Productions which produces them. How me makes money is anyone's guess
    1
  1158. It's not a hard rule, but movies are generally expected to be 90 minutes
    1
  1159. Then don't. You're not important
    1
  1160. French Foreign Legion is made up of foreigners, which is the only way France has a chance
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  1161. That's the best one
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  1162. Romania has a whole industry set up to make movies extremely cheap.
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  1163. 5th Special Forces Group
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  1164. Chong Li gets a lot of nostalgia points, but he should have lost to Ray Jackson and Van Damme beat him while blind
    1
  1165. No
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  1166. It has Nicolas Cage fighting 3/4 wolves, so of course it's watchable
    1
  1167. That's a good one
    1
  1168. That's only makes sense if the weak somehow threaten the survival of the strong. So complete nonsense in this case
    1
  1169. It's not?
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  1170. You're both wrong. Bloodsport and Hard Target masterpieces with the perfect amount of slow motion
    1
  1171. You mean a positive review of a Seagal movie??
    1
  1172. You could name it "Out Of Business"
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  1173. Everybody knows that. Still came out of nowhere and makes no sense with the rest of the scientifically accurate movie
    1
  1174. Just a matter of time
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  1175. NO
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  1176. You'll get over it
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  1177. This one? https://youtu.be/_qfpkbBucSI
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  1178. Thank you
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  1179. 2nd half makes the first half worth it
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  1180. The order is pretty random tbh
    1
  1181. Seagal's came out 14 years before Chan's
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  1182. All 3 of them were in the military
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  1183. Not mute, just didn't have anything to say. Pinball game was in the break room. Ted Turner tells him to make sure he takes his breaks. Completely airtight movie with nothing even slightly unrealistic
    1
  1184. I definitely recognize the name. Thank you for the support
    1
  1185. Probably scammer pretending to be me and offering a prize if you click their link
    1
  1186. No they don't
    1
  1187. Hell yeah he's cool
    1
  1188. It re-appears at the same time it left at the beginning of the track
    1
  1189. The one that he owns and does all his movies?
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  1190. Just started on Rumble
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  1191. Unforgiveable
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  1192. No reason to apologize for loving this masterpiece
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  1193. Thanks, Bro
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  1194. This one's my favorite so far
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  1195. People without firearms experience probably wouldn't get it so I don't go into it much, but his gun handling in every movie is hilariously bad
    1
  1196. Movie's almost 20 years old
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  1197. It's my channel I'll do what I want
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  1198. That's very disturbing
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  1199. The movie just exposed what little murderous bastards they are. I'm sick of everyone always sticking up for them
    1
  1200. Then how come there were French flags??
    1
  1201. An entire generation owes its inspiration to Bloodsport
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  1202. Rookie move
    1
  1203. Please be true and please let him be the narrator
    1
  1204. Brave New World is a novel from the 1930s that deals with some of the same topics
    1
  1205. Think he wore prosthetics in Kickboxer to make him look more Thai
    1
  1206. No, you didn't get lost. The movie did.
    1
  1207. Women just hate happiness
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  1208. Nobody's safe around Seagal movies
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  1209. No, it's not
    1
  1210. I did a whole Highlander thing
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  1211. Thanks for explaining my own joke back to me, I almost didn't get it
    1
  1212. I approach them the same way, Van Damme just never does anything to criticize
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  1213. He was in the video alot. He's even in the thumbnail
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  1214. I make a video every week
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  1215. You're thinking of a completely different movie
    1
  1216. Then probably shouldn't do it in the bathroom of a cheap motel
    1
  1217. Whoa, you're not calling Frank Dux a liar, are you??
    1
  1218. I know. Definitely going to make a much shorter time limit a condition if I do another
    1
  1219. They look nothing alike. Didn't you see the blonde hair and mustache?
    1
  1220. No. Boll uses some names from the games he names his movies after then just does what he wants. Dungeon Siege didn't have a blatant rip off of the Battle of Helm's Deep.
    1
  1221. Boll likes to take names from video games and then just make the movie be whatever he feels like
    1
  1222. Guy went out trying to quote Seagal but failed even that. Dude's a legend
    1
  1223. I have been humbled this day
    1
  1224. I did a whole video making fun of it, but ok
    1
  1225. There's a long gap between the 2 sentences, the camera cuts, and it fading to black makes it look awkward unless you dedicate a whole 15-20 seconds to it. And thanks, I appreciate it
    1
  1226. I put it in the description, too
    1
  1227. Sums it up nicely
    1
  1228. No, he played Raiden in the sequel
    1
  1229. If this gives us the holy grail Van Damme/Nicolas Cage movie then I'm all in
    1
  1230. Can't argue with that
    1
  1231. Whoa, who's calling Demolition Man trash??
    1
  1232. Never heard of it, but I'll check it out
    1
  1233. Everyone knows that, what's your point?
    1
  1234. Same place it always was
    1
  1235. Not even top 10
    1
  1236. Rambo 3. Rambo attaches a grenade to bad guy's chest, wraps a rope around his neck, then JUMP SPIN KICKS him into a deep hole where the rope snaps his neck just as the grenade explodes.
    1
  1237. Then why are there French flags??? Checkmate
    1
  1238. lol like you can get French flags in Romania. They use Romanian flags there. You guys are too much
    1
  1239. Best I can do is narrate from a trailer
    1
  1240. Thank you
    1
  1241. It can definitely be lethal without hitting a major artery
    1
  1242. He's only a former special forces/CIA black ops how's he supposed to know what mechanical offset is?
    1
  1243. If that's a movie, I've never heard of it
    1
  1244. Good eye. It 100% is
    1
  1245. So you completely missed the part where there were a lot of demons flying around right outside? While the inside was full of zombie monks? I only mentioned and showed it in the video, so I can see how you might have missed it
    1
  1246. Space Ice loves you
    1
  1247. Thank you
    1
  1248. Thai Marines sent by the US Government to attack the Thai Army? Sure they were
    1
  1249. NO
    1
  1250. Deal with it
    1
  1251. In description and pinned comment
    1
  1252. Agreed
    1
  1253. Thank you!
    1
  1254. Missed opportunity for what? Those "headsets" are ear protection so you don't damage your hearing. They're not used to communicate to anyone
    1
  1255. It's only House Shark, but 3 different videos on it
    1
  1256. Everyone makes mistakes. Not Van Damme, obviously, but everyone who's not Van Damme makes mistakes
    1
  1257. 😂
    1
  1258. I agree
    1
  1259. I refuse to believe your car crash video is worse than a Seagal movie
    1
  1260. Thanks! I really appreciate the support. I've heard of Patreon before, but have no idea exactly what it is or how it works. I'll definitely check it out
    1
  1261. Pretty sure it's mostly about Cage's amazing hair
    1
  1262. I just want him to notice me
    1
  1263. What are you talking about? He's on Seagal's side and after the same guy Seagal is.
    1
  1264. They cut down over 50 minutes to try and bring it down to an R rating
    1
  1265. I admire his modesty
    1
  1266. I like it
    1
  1267. 🤮
    1
  1268. I'll redo my whole channel for you, maybe I can get to 1 subscriber like you, too!
    1
  1269. No, they're not. You're probably thinking of a grenade launcher, but RPGs absolutely are rocket launchers
    1
  1270. Then how was he able to represent America in the Ghang-gheng?
    1
  1271. Also the guy who's leg Chong Li broke in Bloodsport
    1
  1272. Where he kicks a hollow pillar and makes drywall fall?
    1
  1273. Not sure "fun" is the word I'd use
    1
  1274. False. Turds are less shitty
    1
  1275. Not sure where you're getting that, but 3 leagues is not a mile in the US or anywhere else
    1
  1276. You realize both of those are agreeing with me, right? 1 league = 3 miles so 400 leagues = 1200 miles
    1
  1277. There is NOTHING Yakety Sax doesn't make better
    1
  1278. I will at some point, but Seagal only has like 3 minutes of screen time so its not as high on the list
    1
  1279. Statham runs on pure testosterone
    1
  1280. Worst
    1
  1281. Those are 3 of the 6 steps of any Seagal movie. Next is relief when it ends, regret for wasting your time/money, then lastly: embarrassment
    1
  1282. If I did a non-main villain villain list he'd be near the top along with Iceburgh
    1
  1283. It wasn't day vs night. It was night vs still night but 5 minutes later
    1
  1284. Nuh uh
    1
  1285. ok
    1
  1286. I greatly appreciate the individual hand written comments
    1
  1287. No, it's the same dubbing. Only thing I did was blur a couple things
    1
  1288. Probably
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