Comments by "Rob Fraser" (@krashd) on "Chubbyemu" channel.

  1.  @yougotmycheesewizzboy7429  I'll take the word of ChubbyEmu over some random guy in a comment section.
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  2. Not only fails to finish an antibiotic course, but she also failed to attend a follow up scan after a broken leg healed. People like her must be a boon for America's profit-driven healthcare system but they are a drain on universal healthcare systems, if we ever start charging for healthcare in Europe it should be reserved for people like her who ignore doctors.
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  3. 6:40 Mescaline you say? We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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  4. How many times have you felt like a failure in the six hours since you learned of said TikTok personality? 🤣
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  5.  @Trev794  No, just the majority of American-led military action.
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  6. Leopard Gecko changes spots - over to Tim with the sports news.
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  7. How many kidneys have you donated?
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  8. They probably reckoned that 3 gallons of pure H20 could do less harm than 3 gallons of water containing fluoride, chlorine or the likes of legionella, some places already tell you not to drink too much tap water because it may be harmless in glassfuls but not by the gallon.
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  9. That's how dedicated your white cell marines are, even after they've left your body with no hope of ever returning to their homeland they will still attack their enemies. Think about that the next time you spit on the pavement, think about the division of tiny soldiers that will continue to attack the plaque molecules until the sun dries them up!
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  10.  EccentricSage  You can't magically cure someone with ARFID any more than you can 'fix' someone with anorexia or bulemia, but do share your expert parenting tips with the rest of us - how would you get a balanced diet into someone who vomits up anything that isn't potato-based?
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  11. http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/measles-outbreak-wales-same-strain-13387796 How do you sleep at night, Starlux? Knowing that the widely disproven bullshit you preach over social media has caused once harmless illnesses to become deadly again for the first time in decades because you and your messiah, Jenny McCarthy, are convincing people not to vaccinate. Or is that why you do it?
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  12. The boy was diagnosed with avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder, if he ate anything else he would become sick from the texture.
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  13. A woman had a teen living in her gut?
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  14. Medical negligence is only a threat if you live in the US, it's the only developed nation where malpractice is in the top three killers.
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  15. Mercury is a planet, not a country. At least I assume that is the joke you were aiming for...
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  16. "Uh, Mr Ad Rock, Sir.. we've found your new Beastie.. he's called MC Chubb!"
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  17.  @songbirdsystem1465  Precisely why I don't give to oxfam if I see any trees in the pictures. I will not abide lazy Africans.
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  18. I knew a mathematician who was constipated, in the end he worked it out with a pencil.
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  19.  @TheRockyCrowe  Gender reassignment is not called cosmetic surgery though, cosmetic surgery is anything to do with vanity. Don't try to preach unless you know what you are talking about.
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  20. By real story you mean another similar story but one with a fatal consequence, yeah? Why didn't you just say that?
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  21. I read somewhere that when it comes to packaging food companies are allowed a certain amount of foreign matter to get into your can or carton of chow, this is because if they were to shut down every company that was not 100% sterile in their operations at any one time there would not be enough companies open to feed people. And so companies are allowed a tiny bit of leeway when it comes to their sanitation, but I believe the leeway is tiny, like .07% of your food or something similar.
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  22. I think the video must have been changed just for Trainer Red, and in his video all of the contestants in the show died.
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  23.  @theguy9208  Have you published a paper then? Because there are millions of migraine sufferers around the world and I'm sure they would love to know that you've known how to prevent them all along.
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  24. So the parents are to blame for anyone who has anorexia or bulimia because they should just force their children to eat correctly? The kid had avoidant-restrictive food intake disorder, if you force fed him he would vomit, and you would get arrested for child abuse.
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  25. Everything needs a precedent, how do you think we find out what gloves are meant to be used? In 1997 when KW died dimethylmercury wasn't known to permeate latex.
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  26. Using knowledge gained from the air force's research in to flight suits I thought "If we can design a garment that constricts blood flow in the lower body to keep it in the upper body then surely the reverse must be true!" That is when it hit me and I designed the Shite Suit™ The Shite Suit™ is currently only a prototype but it mainly consists of a tight hoodie woven from a restrictive hemp-like material of my own design whereby both the head and chest can be constricted via a series of strings running through the suit, a bit like a corset. Naturally the suit has no bottom half for obvious purposes. With the Shite Suit™ I hope to make hemorrhage-related deaths during defecation a thing of the past.
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  27.  @burst_ch.  Yes, which you don't get in potatoes as far as I know and he only ate potatoes.
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  28. For me it was WW2, not only was the military defending the US against an aggressor in the Pacific but they also joined the fight in Europe which was no direct threat to them, this was extremely noble. Sadly WW2 and the selling of war bonds is also when the big corporations and industry magnates realised that war can be very profitable to finance and a slippery slope of lobbying congress to increase military spending and reminding senators about the evil communists at the front door created a new business opportunity that eventually became America's #1 industry.
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  29. It slides right through you.
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  30. Betowolf, don't make shit up, I've drank 2 liters of vodka inside a day, how am I not dead having done what you state is impossible?
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  31.  @crusher9z9  You are exhibit A when it comes to indoctrination.
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  32. He said chocolate, Cadbury now uses the same muck Kraft liked to call chocolate.
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  33. "They call it the American Dream because you need to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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  34. Yay! Emu's stories are getting closer and closer to the bullshit we post! "A hetero male liked to tickle his prostate This is what happened to his finger."
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  35. Actually, french fries, french fries and white bread because he is British and over here chips ARE french fries.
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  36. "So if he's on these immunothingys is it still OK for him to play around with cat shit or should we stop that now?"
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  37.  @gtron7692  ..in the US.
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  38. Aunty Ethel fell on methamphetamine?
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  39. It's generally the latter in the UK.
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  40. I made up a bullshit disease. This is what Chubby did to my comment...
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  41. Sushi is raw food, who in their right mind would allow raw food to sit for almost a week so that whatever was living inside it could multiply or grow bigger?
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  42. Ironically cryptocurrency mining contributes to global warming now as it was calculated that the amount of electricity used globally to mine was comparable to a small country.
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  43. A man ate a frozen bratwurst, thus ensuring the police would never find the murder weapon.
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  44. Wtf is a coty?
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  45.  @gayusschwulius8490  Does it also annoy you then that your taxes pay for people to be protected from fire and crime too? What about roads? I mean if someone doesn't have a car why should they have to pay for city infrastructure? No offence mate but you are just a selfish person who wants to be part of a community but not contribute to it, in America they would love you in the republican party and you'd be a congressman in no time.
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  46.  @zobeelatif1545  Not really, I have a lava lamp and it's freezing cold, it only tends to be hot when I turn it on.
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  47. A man held in a fart for 27 years. This is what happened to Beirut, Lebanon.
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  48. Because you don't know anything is wrong with you until symptoms start.
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  49. I'm a brown belt in Cookie Dough.
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  50. Delirium tremens can make you believe you are being eaten by spiders, if you think a lava lamp can make it stop you would.
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