Comments by "Rob Fraser" (@krashd) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I think they used to have a tagline of "layer after layer of layers"
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  2. Dude, it can suck Crysis through a drinking straw.
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  3. People don't like finding out that their perception of the world might be wrong or just different to someone else's. A lot of liberals try to educate or change conservatives but I say let them die, things that don't adapt die out. When a parent disowns their gay kid it's not the kid that dies alone filled with bitterness and I'm hunky dory with that knowledge and wish people would stop trying to argue with the other side. We don't convince animals that they are food because it's a waste of time and energy.
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  4. That must be tricky around babies, because they all look alike... "What a lovely little boy.." "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER YOU TWISTED FUCK!!" When I say 'they all look alike' I wasn't being infantist, I have friends who are babies!
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  5. If a person is stupid enough to follow the words of biased pundits and news networks with obvious agendas then something is broken somewhere, the fact the US has been exactly the same since the 1970's shows that no one is interested in fixing the system. Probably because any attempt to stop an unbiased news network from fooling gullible viewers would have those same gullible viewers screaming about the first amendment. You can't have it both ways, you can mock us Europeans when we take away the soapboxes from liars but we don't have nearly the level of ignoramuses as the US does, who build their bunkers because their favourite pundit tells them every 18 months that "The end days will be here in 18 months"
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  6. Well the logo is upside down but you can hold a tablet in any orientation so only other people would know that it is upside down and non-hipsters wouldn't give a shit if it was.
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  7.  @Odo-so8pj  Gobbling up whatever nonsense you see on YouTube about Agenda 31 and other conspiracy theories is not critical thinking, it is the very opposite of critical thinking, it is gullibility. People who believe in conspiracy theories are not "enlightened", they are just the 21st century equivalent of the poor saps who have bought snake oil for thousands of years. You even admitted you are a Christian so that rules out critical thinking capacity straight off the bat - religious people are hard-coded to believe in bullshit. Today's quacks don't sell their wares on horse-drawn carts, they sell them from their badly-made, completely unresearched websites. "Read my article then buy my book", "Read this blog and then buy this survival kit!", "Watch this video and then subscribe for just $199 per year.", "The doctors don't want you to know this and that's why I'm charging for it!" No offence but calling yourself a critical thinker is an insult to anyone with an education, you are the sheep, Tammy. The very definition of a sheep.
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  8. I could smash a pumpkin for hours...
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  9. Yeah, and these days trolls like to imitate those that don't get a joke which means you can't tell the unenlightened from the bullied 12 year old's who think trolling is a form of humour. A further reason to hate trolls, in my opinion.
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  10. To get 200 kidneys you can murder 100 people or maim 200 people. You have to ask whether such a selfless individual could be capable of murder if simple maiming would suffice.
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  11. Is this 'guess the word'?
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  12. When are people going to get over this trolling fad. It's the only internet thing to have stuck around and it is irritating, unfunny and unoriginal.
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  13. Fact is often stranger than fiction and you often get friction from fracking, sometimes sharting is sharing. Discuss.
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  14. It's The Onion so yes.
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  15. You're missing the joke.
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  16. This were not hims real word, this does a comedy skit. Moo!
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  17. It does?
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  18. The Apex DT will follow up with those capabilities.
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  19. I call it shite.
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  20. It amazes me that filibustering is legal in the 21st century, it's such an archaic, underhanded tactic that has no place in a developed nation.
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