Comments by "Nono Yorbusness" (@nonoyorbusness) on "Daily Mail World"
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O Surplus, come for free vaccine!'
The Boris did beseech.
A pleasant stab, a peasant jab,
And then you'll all be free once more,
upon a briny beach:
Oh did I say you must have four?
Before that goal we reach.
But wait a bit,' the Surplus cried,
Before we have our shot;
For all of us are out of breath,
The masks have seen to that!'
No hurry!' said the hancok.
They thanked him much for that.
It seems a shame,' the Boris said,
To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The hancok said nothing but
"I told you they were thick!"
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The Boris and the Handcockist
Were laughing at a joke;
Then wept like anything to see
Such quantities of folk:
If they were only cleared away,'
They said, it would be grand!'
If seven plagues of a disease
Ravaged for half a year,
Do you suppose,' the Boris said,
That they could get them clear?'
I doubt it,' said the Handcockist,
And shed a bitter tear.
The time has come,' the Boris said,
To talk of many things:
Of masks — of fear— and distancing —
Of virus— and disease —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.'
O Surplus, come for free vaccine!'
The Boris did beseech.
A pleasant stab, a peasant jab,
And then you'll all be free once more,
upon a briny beach:
Oh did I say you must have four?
Before that goal we reach.
But wait a bit,' the Surplus cried,
Before we have our shot;
For all of us are out of breath,
The masks have seen to that!'
No hurry!' said the Handcockist,
They thanked him much for that.
It seems a shame,' the Boris said,
To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The Handcockist said nothing but
"I told you they were thick!"
I weep for you,' the Boris said:
I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those to "immunise"
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
O Surplus,' said the Handcockist,
You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd killed off every one."
Lewis Carroll (probably)!
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The Boris and the Handcock
Were laughing at a joke;
Then wept like anything to see
Such quantities of folk:
If they were only cleared away,'
They said, it would be grand!'
If seven plagues of a disease
Ravaged for half a year,
Do you suppose,' the Boris said,
That they could get them clear?'
I doubt it,' said the handcock,
And shed a bitter tear.
The time has come,' the Boris said,
To talk of many things:
Of masks — of fear— and distancing —
Of virus— and disease —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.'
O Surplus, come for free vaccine!'
The Boris did beseech.
A pleasant stab, a peasant jab,
And then you'll all be free once more,
upon a briny beach:
Oh did I say you must have four?
Before that goal we reach.
But wait a bit,' the Surplus cried,
Before we have our shot;
For all of us are out of breath,
The masks have seen to that!'
No hurry!' said the handcock.
They thanked him much for that.
It seems a shame,' the Boris said,
To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The handcock said nothing but
"I told you they were thick!"
I weep for you,' the Boris said:
I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those to "immunise"
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
O Surplus,' said the Handcock
You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd k off every one."
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