Comments by "Smurxxx09" (@smurxxx0910) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Now that you understand satire let's work on sarcasm.​ @SmallSpoonBrigade 
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  2. That's worth more in Russia than the ruble.
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  3. 😂
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  4. Trumpers at my work have said similar things.
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  5. At least they're willing to take a jab at recent times instead of cowarding away like South Park.
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  6. He liked how North Korea runs their electric grid.
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  7. After you learn satire.
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  8.  @Antney946  thae candies pretty 🔥 actually.
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  9. It's a part of the breeding and indoctrination program in the "Trump's Youth" section of project 2025.
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  10. 🧅
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  11. Waiting for the " it's fake news" comments. 🤣
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  12. Indistinguishable from what I've had actual Trumpers tell me irl.
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  13. From what I'm seeing more Trumpers believe this is a real ad. Also I've had quite a few friends and family members that believe in Qanon say this is what they want to happen.
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  14. How's that Onion taste? A bit like satire?
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  15. They can't all be King Leopold II
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  16. We know. We all have a Qanon aunt that tells us about it every thanksgiving.
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  17. Nah this seems more along the lines of people who fall for Q-drops.
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  18. You wouldn't be the only one.
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  19. Stay tuned
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  20. 🍨
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  21. JD Vance said we should lighten up and be able to take a joke.
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  22. It got a response out of you though. A view plus a comment is enough to keep it floating around the algorithm.
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  23. I wonder how many shares this has on Truth Social?
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  24. Ok Karen
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  25. 🍿
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  26. This is what my Qanon aunt says wants to happen every holiday dinner.
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  27. How brave 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿
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  28. Now the Trumpers can't say the Onion News is being bias.
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  29. Judging by the scrolls you would know about this kinda thing.
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  30. How brave 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿
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  31. Pucker up and get ready to kiss the asphalt
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  32. Someone's gotta be the Qanon aunt at Thanksgiving dinner.
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  33. So the black guy isn't funny?
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  34. Nah, MAGA hates gay people unless the gay person is a rich racist white guy.
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  35. Fell off enough for you to comment and keep it in the algorithm? Got it. 🍜
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  36. It's called satire.
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  37. Idk I've seen uproar coming from both sides with this one. I call it a win for the onion for getting people to react.
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  38. JFK Jr?
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  39. The only gay guy MAGA likes.
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  40. So a win for the onion.
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  41. As real as an 🧅
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  42. What about freedom of speech?
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  43. Would it be funny if they just simpley switch this around?
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  44. It's a tragic comedy
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  45. This is what happens when you brush your Qanon aunt under the table every holiday.
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  46. According to my Qanon aunt this is the ad she's been waiting for.
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  47. When you gotta cash cow the whole farm gets milk.
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  48. Do you understand satire?
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  49.  @kevinpotts123  🧅is the only news worth watching.
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  50. He's playing the role of Mike Pence
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  51. If you have to ask that then you've never spent a thanksgiving with a Qanon believing aunt.
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  52. Well, it's the Onion so...
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  53. How's the onion taste?
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  54. 🎯
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  55. Sounds like the kinda news my Qanon aunt talks about every holiday.
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  56. How's the onion taste?
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  57. How's the onion taste? 🧅
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  58. 🧅
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  59. That was the case with the JD Vance skit. People felt the need to make sure we all knew the Onion news was fake news 🤣 ​ @slayermate07 
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  60. A lot of people may think that but when they don't have their Xbox live and truth social to own the libs on they're gonna lose purpose to their lives pretty fast.
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  61. They felt the need to make sure we all knew the ONN was fake news with the last JD Vance skit.
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  62. ​ @andrewolson1157 that went over your head just like the barn at last year's barn lifting.
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  63. Space force will protect us from the use of modern amenities with American made space lasers, not the Jewish ones.
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  64. There has been. I'm tempted to start a new Truth Social so I can share it
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  65. You do realize this is a joke right?
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  66. They have a few weeks still to go plus whatever the hell else happens after the election no matter the outcome.
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  67. Rumspringa is gonna be lit and by lit I mean torches and barn fires.
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  68. You know there's more than Spanish and English languages right?
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  69. ​ @razor198042 all words are made up.
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  70.  @enterpassword3313  this is pretty close to things being said. Do you not have a Qanon aunt that talks about this every holiday?
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  71.  @enterpassword3313  idk if it just appeals to Trump haters. There's quite a few comments saying this is why they voted for Trump. It really isn't too far off from what Trump and Trump supporters have said. He talks a lot about revenge and retribution even through violence. Also Qanon followers have been saying they want public executions of people they oppose since the first Q-drop.
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  72. Joe Rogan will join them.
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  73. 🧅
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  74. Or learn what satire is
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  75. How brave 🏳️‍🌈✊🏿
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  76. Well, it's satire.
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  77. They've only put out a few skits recently. To be fair the flush in ballots one seemed more directed at dems as they have been more associated with promoting mail in ballots.
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  78. 🧅✊🏿
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  79. It's the Onion so they are literally kidding you.
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