Comments by "Sam Black" (@samblack5313) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. The most virtuous human on the planet, ALWAYS does the right thing, first person to sacrifice himself for others, kind, respectful, humble, intelligent, knows what it’s like to be utterly weak and powerless and still doesn’t abuse his strength.. “Yeah but, did you hear he’s a virgin lol” Great job, guys… sell it to kids.
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  2. Drinker: “The Eternals” Me: “the what now?!”
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  3. “..Broken and defeated by the loss of his milk..”
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  4. Usually I laugh, but this one actually makes me sad
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  5. I finished Nintendo in like 3 hours.
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  6. None of these people have ever had to wonder where their next meal was coming from, or where they were going to sleep that night.
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  7. Sooo what you’re saying is, you hate insects, and are prejudice against reptiles!? I can’t even right now. Literally shaking.
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  8. Thank faaaaaaark for that.
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  9. I heard in the next one she throws a 273 yard TD to Mahomes to win the Superbowl with 1 second left on the clock. The story covers how she beat him out in camp, and he switched to tight end because he wanted to play for such an inspiring leader. Evil whyte man, Tom Brady is the villain, but he has a redemption arc after the final siren, realising she is the REAL goat, and proclaiming her as such, publicly. She also cures cancer at half time by funnelling it ALL into Trump, then launching him into the sun.
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  10. “Then Rey has a fight with _______, and beats him up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  11. @Kureemy Them being boys is critical to the story being told. Well, the original story.
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  12. Wait until you're in you 40's and hit your true villain era. Every breath I take is a sin.
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  13. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
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  14. “Did you just assume her state of preparedness” Gtfo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  15. I’m sure there are many great movies still being made, but the result of this current trend is that I just can’t be bothered with it. I’d prefer to pick up my guitar than have my childhood memories be used to condescendingly lecture me about how terrible a human being my demographic makes me.
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  16. Wait, so the actress MUST be from the LBGTQ community............ well, that kinda sounds like discrimination.
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  17. She yanked her own career, not the movie. She started the vocal assault because she didn’t believe there would be blowback in the comforts of meeeetoooo era where abusing men was meta.
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  18. @Commander Shepard The thing is, bud, if it’s done correctly, nobody cares, but it’s not, it’s done from a place of spite/hate. It’s not intended to tell a cool story about a badass character, it’s to hate on men. Nobody is calling out the chick with blade legs from Kingsmen, because she’s not written as a “fuck you” to men. The issue is with things like batwoman.. Batman is not superhuman, he’s a highly trained weapon. He created the suit to accentuate his hard earned human abilities. Seeing batwoman obliterate dudes my size is hilarious. She doesn’t have powers, she’s not trained, she weighs 180lb less than me and is likely a foot shorter.
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  19. Good mate of mines wife is a Muay Thai fighter. Legit fighter, proper ring fights, hard woman, lived and trained in Thailand for years. I’m a bit of a hack but I travel to Thailand and train for a few months every year or so. She’s probably 5’7” 55kg, I’m 6’3” 120kg. We spar and she lights me up, when I throw things she blocks it. Skill wise, it’s a wash….. But the thing is, and this comes from her.. if I throw 100%, it doesn’t matter if she blocks it.. it is going to go through the guard, knock her unconscious, and probably break her arm in the process. Men and women are built differently. I would hope this doesn’t make women believe they can trade hands with the average bloke.
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  20.  @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214  Too many micro transactions if you ask me.
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  21. Holly wood acts like nobody over 30 ever met a person of a different background. Children are running the show.
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  22. The lack of reading comprehension required to miss the point that “don’t make Star Wars political” isn’t referencing the politics of the Star Wars universe, is astounding to me.
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  23. Banner may have been a genius at one point, but that ain’t what they’re portraying now. He’s like a dumber, green Homer Simpson. Imagine going from the Hulk that demolished a city fighting Ironman, to an ongoing joke. The character is embarrassing, used to be a terrifying.
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  24. Even then, no.. it’s a comedian telling jokes. Put your big boy/girl pants on.
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  25. That site is laughable.
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  26. I loved that when he swore it was so awkward.. some might look at it and say bad acting, I think it was brilliant how awkward he made it… he doesn’t swear so when he tries to, it didn’t sound right. He nailed his role for sure.
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  27. Exceptional banter!
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  28. Perhaps you should screen what goes into your child’s mind?
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  29. Fuck sake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  30.  @r.williamcomm7693  ...and expecting us to pay for it.
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  31. It’s uncanny.
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  32. Flopping her head around like a muppet.
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  33.  @michelguevara151  Imagine the woke brigade if he did that.. he would be the latest ‘me too’ victim.
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  34. Felt more to me like a "fuck you" to another culture.
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  35. @musicalaviator Sam Neil scream
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  36. "no, for reals, I need you to head over to Goldshire and get a wheel of cheese, or Thanos will return, or Palpatine, or something"
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  37. This point is the most relevant. Just make new characters, see how they go. Hijacking characters I like in order to completely change them and use them to tell me I’m a piece of shit, means now you have nothing to sell me.
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  38. Amos reaction when Prax tells his daughter he’s his best friend in the whole world. From that second onwards, Prax is the safest person on that station 😂
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  39. Listening to him fix characters, he has more talent than most of the clowns who refer to themselves as writers.. even when drunk on turpentine.
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  40. They did that show so well that I couldn’t continue watching it. I grew up in some bad shit and the show genuinely brought me back to horrible places mentally.
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  41. TheSurfinBird 69 What skin was he wearing......... I’ll wait.
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  42. 😂😂
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  43. Men dropping dead of prostate cancer, also account for 90% of suicides………….. anyway, more about Jada’s horrific disability.
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  44. Morbtabulous
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  45.  @magic.3000  It’s a portrayal of Saint Nick, a jolly old bearded white man who gave presents to children. No, not a real person. Yes, based on a real person.
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  46. At about the midway point of season 2, they realised it was the only Star Wars product they had, and decided to paint it with the message. Gina was a good SIDE character, and could easily be Brough in and out of the series. When a jedi showed up I knew she was either getting her entire own show or taking over this one. You could see by the way it was done and the actress they used. Finally when the female mandalorian showed up, I knew they were about to start peddling clams, and the message was coming thick and fast in S3.
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  47.  @fixvble  Push forward. They’re character/world building. If you don’t like it by the end of QCB (E4) then you just might not like it. There has to be some form of politics/story to base events around. They’re all the politics of THAT world, though.. not the one we live in. Works well.
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  48.  @createdforthemoment6740  The "rhino" was such an epic beast, and its defeat so surprising that it became his sigil. Meanwhile S3 "oe noes.. I can't swAm, paLeeZ, Bo-Karen, save me AGAIN!"
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  49. I must have missed “plumber barbie” knee deep in human sh!t while digging up a septic system to fix the leak. Maybe “trucker barbie” was still on a 9 day long haul when shooting went live? Because I didn’t see her either. Perhaps “deep see diver/welder barbie” was locked in a decompression pod while shooting happened?? I’m sure “oil rig worker barbie” would have been there if her arm hadn't just been torn off in a horrible accident. Why do women only seem to include the “powerful leedah” jobs!?
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  50.  @ChildishGambeaner  Josh: comments that others are sensitive Also Josh: replying to every comment like a sandy vag Bruh, if you’re gonna make that comment, just mic drop and head out.. any follow up will be a fail 😘
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