Comments by "Sam Black" (@samblack5313) on "Ant Man 3 Will Make You Hate Movies" video.

  1. I heard in the next one she throws a 273 yard TD to Mahomes to win the Superbowl with 1 second left on the clock. The story covers how she beat him out in camp, and he switched to tight end because he wanted to play for such an inspiring leader. Evil whyte man, Tom Brady is the villain, but he has a redemption arc after the final siren, realising she is the REAL goat, and proclaiming her as such, publicly. She also cures cancer at half time by funnelling it ALL into Trump, then launching him into the sun.
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  2. "no, for reals, I need you to head over to Goldshire and get a wheel of cheese, or Thanos will return, or Palpatine, or something"
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  3. Distain?
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  4. Old Star Trek: "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one" Marvel: "my daughters life is more important than every life on earth combined"
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  5. ALL of the Star Wars planets*
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  6. Last one I saw. Perfect ending!
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