Comments by "The Zero Line" (@The_ZeroLine) on "Space Ice" channel.

  1. “Older looking Ben Shapiro.” 😂😂😂😂😂
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  2. Seagal looks like a 500 pound sack of potatoes when he jumped through the skylight. The “jump” looked more like a trip and fall.
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  3. The Shaquille O’Neal Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie…
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  4. And no homeless people! It’s actually improved.
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  5. “If the fire marshal sees this, he’s gonna have your ass.” LMAO
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  6. 5:53 - That was definitely one of Seagal’s escorts given a cameo.
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  7. ”You’re not gonna use it, but f it, might as well chase after him cause you’re so likely to catch him and you’ll have so many options when you do.” 😂 Perfectly encapsulates d-movie logic.
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  8. Imagine how painful it was to watch all these movies and then having to edit all this. But Clint Howard’s cameos made it all worthwhile.
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  9. He totally would too. This is a guy who was using loans from his first wife to get his career started while he was secretly married to a second woman.
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  10. You know it’s gonna be a great movie when the scavenger kids look like they’re wearing a designer’s fashion show homeless collection.
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  11. The biggest mistake was ever making this a franchise in the first place
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  12. 3:58 “A little bit of game film.” LMAO
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  13. SHE’S GONNA MILK 🥛 THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
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  14. Seagal going to his wife’s funeral with his date is the perfect scene to loop’s Seagal laugh.
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  15. Then he makes a break for the umbrella. 😂
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  16. And that audio definitely was recorded in a sound room and not in the scene and he still couldn’t get it right.
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  17. “We don’t talk about it.” The book’s title is literally Metal Spike Roulette. 1:40 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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  18. No. What? How? Dude was a seriously good guy and an epic action star. Was still going hard acting and directing the Mandalorian. He seemed to be in perfect health. This sucks.
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  19.  @BajaBCat Gotta respect that dedication.
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  20. Now we get these guys who are super excited because how often could they possibly be needed. 😂😂
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  21.  @thisismyname3928  That’s why it’s in quotes, Ben… Would you like me to explain how quotes work and/or what they signify?
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  22. Who doesn’t have a girlfriend randomly living in the middle of a tiny Afghan village?
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  23. He thinks since professional bodybuilders + Olympic athletes need 8,000 calories a day, that’s what he should eat.
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  24.  @nightelfuser Not probably. It’s documented he does. The number of women who’ve been in movies with him that have lodged allegations is crazy.
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  25. Just when Seagal thought he was the king of illogical films, along comes Madame Web to dethrone him. And he spent a lot of time on that throne.
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  26. Pretty sure this why I just got divorced.
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  27. He nailed it. He probably nailed Carlos too.
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  28. The female drivers AND riders were killing it, literally, in this masterpiece.
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  29. I could see that being true.
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  30. lol@having tiny Jack Gyllenhal as the enforcer is just as funny as having tiny Swayze as the enforcer, but at least Swayze was cool and knew how to do a throat rip.
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  31.  @AR-ey1ur  Most movies are not woke, but keep letting Tucker and Andrew Tate wind you up.
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  32. True Justice would be to see Seagal in the dock at The Hague.
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  33. Oh god, Terrence Howard’s rants, I mean lectures on inventing new shapes and discovering the flower of life, are absolute gold.
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  34. I really don’t get why people started non-ironically liking these movies. There are some epic practical effects in the last few, but they’re still god awful. Without The Rock, they’d be unwatchable.
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  35. Maybe it was supposed to be about telepathic communications and they just didn’t get the memo. But you know Seagal’s really super deep. So, it could be some huge metaphor. [squish]
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  36. I love the subtle Michael Caine co-starring with Russian national Steven Seagal reference.
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  37.  @jwr2904 And, honestly, 76 is nothing unless you have a chronic health issue.
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  38. 2:37 “Speaks the language better than you do.” 😂😂😂😂 OMG, come on, Steve-San! Then the boss literally says we can’t. He’s too badass. So, it should end right there.
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  39.  @anon9469  “EU agricultural reports” made me die laughing because a) it sounds hilarious and b) I’m an intelligence analyst and I DO have to read EU agricultural reports. It’s really just “analyst” though. Intelligence is a final product.
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  40. Breen knew which spark plug was spittin LMAO 😂
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  41. That line definitely isn’t getting the love it deserts. I mean deserves. Sorry, Seagalian slip.
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  42.  @LonjArt23 Yeah. It was crazy. He also took all of his Japanese wife’s money to get his career going and she learned his new marriage through a newspaper.
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  43. It’s pretty spectacular that someone managed to produce a movie with even more plot holes and nonsense than your average Seagal movie.
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  44. Everyone knows Jedi are like human yellow belts. I can’t believe many were excited to see Trinity/angry she was eliminated right away. She’s one of the worst actresses ever. Zero charisma or acting talent.
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  45. 😂 stop using logic, bro!
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  46. Omg, she was a good 10 inches from the strings.
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  47. Tiny Gyllenhaal. Great enforcer. At least tiny Swayze was cool. I’d rather get hit by a train than have to go the Florida Keys too.
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  48. And it’s also the movie where he wanted to be the comic relief (he always is) instead of Damon Wayans.
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  49. That was such a brilliant call by SpaceIce.
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  50. He was critical in ensuring they had accurate rape kits.
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