Comments by "Link Knight" (@OffGridInvestor) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I thought she made it with her boobs.
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  2. I heard it works at 6 million
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  3. They do this in NYC apparently
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  4. We had a RIDICULOUS story here in Australia that was SO OBVIOUS I couldn't believe I was watching it. A guy EVERYONE hated had his car break down half a mile or a quarter mile from his house. I think he was a drug user, likely with debts to certain people. He had broke down right beside a river LOADED with crocodiles. Walked home to get a part of another dead vehicle, went back with the part to get his car going, they found his wallet in the mud a few feet besides the river, one flip flop stick in the mud RIGHT on the waters edge, the stony faced cops were LOOKING for him, believing he was kidnapped and alive. SUPER OBVIOUS someone had thrown him in and the crocs had eaten him. Btw, alligators are LAME compared to what crocs will do. They bite right thru aluminium fishing boats REGULARLY. Like multiple times a year. I have SEEN one of these boats with teeth marks in the thing.
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  5.  @lorsmephisto5222  you're an idiot. They're like $400 in the USA. In Mexico you can get the full auto for that. In Africa try JUST $12.... of course they will be more worn out.
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  6. I've been saying that for years. Well mine is a bit modified with the N word which doesn't mean a thing in my country.
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  7. ​ @sm0na which done practically nothing except waste money on good roads
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  8. 1:17 he's talking about Breitling watches 😂
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  9. In 2007 the average age of an American bridge was 45 years old. Here in Australia, bridges get REPLACED at 40 years old, even on small backboards. If they're a stone bridge they're kept and a new one is built near it with the road redirected. Sometimes the syone bridge becomes a pedestrian walkway. If they're not, they just close the road, demolish the existing bridge, and build a new concrete one. They're kinda nuts of road building here. I hit 6 lots of roadworks going home from work one night.
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  10. Coz we're broke but covid didn't kill anywhere near the expected amount of people. Except oldies.
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  11. I hot a job in 2010 by sending a letter to a business saying I would love to work in the industry. THIS STUFF IS STILL ALIVE IN AUSTRALIA.
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  12. Actually very believable
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  13. I used to work with a Congolese guy. Pity I couldn't show him this.
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  14. One of them is Jessica Rothe....
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  15. I AM DREW WINBERG!
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  16. Funny thing is that I was watching a guy I know on a livestream from him driving and he ACTUALLY CAME ACROSS a gunman/police standoff situation IN A WALMART PARKING LOT. It was an air rifle and the guy was a white man in his 40s with schizophrenia issues. Lasted about 1.5 hours total but he showed up in the last 20 minutes.
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  17. What you talking about. You just described 9/11.
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  18. She has NO INFORMATION but HUGE kockers. That's why he was running fast. To get a good look and let us see too.
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  19. The ACTUAL TRUTH is that most of the parenting EXPERTS have never had kids of their own. Just know all CAT LADIES in MIST cases. That includes that British "supernanny" with her own TV show.
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