Comments by "Devil\x27s Offspring" (@devilsoffspring5519) on "Conservative Twins" channel.

  1. Canadian here. I apologize on behalf of my country for being full of shit. Don't believe anything you've ever heard about Canada, that we're peaceful, that we're "nice", that we're civilized. We're actually fukt. As far as respecting the authorities goes, that would be more feasible if I hadn't grown up being tortured by corrupt cops. It's called gangstalking. Canada is actually a developing country, basically a police state, and that's all there is to it. As for Officer Pigshit here, somebody put shrooms and cough syrup in his coffee machine again. Of course you can record video of someone on your own property, it's YOUR property. Making a video recording of what goes on on your own property is none of the cops' damn business.
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  2. Canuck here. I always wanted to go to California as a kid, especially since I wrote tons of music that ended up being successful down there. It's heartbreaking to hear Cali is getting full of shit just like Canada, everything going super-woke and criminals having all the rights and protection. Going to live there one day was a dream of mine since I was little.
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  3. Canada VERY screwed
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  4. Canadian law is basically what the police say since Canadians are defenseless against them. Resisting will get you targeted and tortured.
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  5. We have a constitution... We're a sovereign country. A developing country, but a sovereign one nonetheless.
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  6.  @ezekielx7536  It doesn't mean he's Jewish, it means he's French-Canadian and probably has an alcohol habit
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  7. Don't kid yourself. In Canada, that sort of thing really IS a distinct possibility. I know you probably were trying to use humor to express cynicism toward government/law enforcement, but in Canada that kind of thing isn't cynicism. It's insight.
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  8. Canada is a developing country. We're essentially a police state. I've never noticed that we have much in the way of standard of living unless you're wealthy--but if you are, why bother living in Canada? Move to a country like the USA. They're a deeply troubled country as well, but they're not stinking ass cold half the year and at least they operate under the assumption of not being a hardass authoritarian dictatorship. "Duty to retreat?" Yeah, in the True North Weak And Enslaved by police torture-based mind control. As for the Internet, I tend to get banned for a day on Youtube about every second day no matter what I post. Even just commenting on a musician's guitar/bass video or something, or somebody's car/hobby/engine/tech video I get banned, "To protect the community" or some woke-ish sounding fluff like that. It's the website itself and not just Canada, but it's bovine feces man, just pure distilled bovine feces
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  9. Or Snoop Dogg
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  10. The cop said that you aren't allowed to post videos of things happening on your own property on the Internet. Somehow I doubt many Canadians are going to give a fuck. Fucks are hard to come by in Canada anyway, so when we have one we like to hang on to it as long as reasonable. At least until maintenance costs get out of hand because of the mileage. I know I'm not giving anyone mine in the meantime.
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  11. And his second brain is the dingleberry on his left ass cheek, which he uses when addressing the public it seems
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  12. Watchu talkin' 'bout? Plenty of 'em here.
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  13. Oh ok, yeah, she's white. Big deal. I'm RICH.
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  14. If you live way down yonder in Yoosa I'd recommend staying there. Up here in Canada we're just too fucked. At least down there you have guns. That kinda thing wouldn't work up here but everyone down there is used to it after all these ~300 years or however long it's been.
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  15. But the bullshit still always has that good ol' down-home Government flavor :)
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  16.  @ezekielx7536  I'm an '80s kid so I'm accustomed to Gaydar but not Jew radar. Must be one of those new technologies in the consumer market that I haven't heard of yet! Hardware improves all the time, is the new Gaydar equipment really Jew-compatible?
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  17. I'm from Quebec and originally only spoke English, but when I was ~6 years old I started teaching myself to speak French. I got pretty decent at it very quickly because I was one hell of a bright kid. The police responded by physically torturing me and stopping me from doing it, additionally rendering me dysfunctional. Not to sound all "gangsta" especially since I'm white, but fuck the police.
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  18. I'm originally from Quebec and live in Ontario now. I can assure you both provinces are porked.
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  19.  @71127695  Well, up here it's decades of gangstalking and torture. Canadians are in denial about how porked their country is and blame it all on one guy, Justin Trudeau. I've lived in 3 cities in 2 provinces and it's always been a shit place to live. Just incessant stalking and assault/harassment.
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  20. The cop? He's French-Canadian. There are French-Canadians that have functioning brains too, it's unfair to paint 'em all with the same brush. They do speak with an accent though, French is their first language. English-speakers trying to speak French can sound pretty goofy too :)
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  21. What do you mean? They're connected to each other because laws are derived from the Constitution, like pretty much any other country I'm sure.
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  22. They can die? Isn't immortality the whole point of being a god, or at least one of the perks of the job? I mean, the hours are certainly a bitch. Eternity is a hell of a lot of Monday mornings
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  23. Maybe the horse was drunk on the job. You shouldn't drink and drive, not even if the vehicle is yourself
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  24. White face alone doesn't cut it, she'd probably have to find a boyfriend with a job and possibly even a car. She'd then have to either gain or lose ~50 pounds and learn to walk like a robot. She can speak almost white, not quite but still decent. She has the sweetness but there's still slight evidence of Swagga Yo that must be dealt with. Dave Chappelle could teach her a few tricks in that regard--close your eyes and he's about 2/3 as white as Dave Letterman, the gold standard, and 50% is a passing mark. After all that she has to start getting her boyfriend into playing gangsta rap in the car, and after she turns ~25-30, start making the difficult transition to Blink-182. Then she'll be an honorary white chick :)
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  25. Where are you now? The States?
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  26. Canada might be a shithole developing nation, but I'm pretty sure that we're a sovereign country. We don't have to answer to Britain. Well, we sort of do in the most generic sense since they have nuclear weapons and we don't, but we don't answer to them in the formal, official Big Gubbamint sense.
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  27. Canadian born & bred. Been totally, utterly fucked here for the 47 years I've been alive. We're a developing country.
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  28. Sometimes it pays, sometimes they get busted... you know, like anywhere else. All things considered, whenever a person wants to make a little extra dough, probably working is the best way to do it. Statistically, for a given amount of time and effort, working pretty much always pays better. You can also enjoy your bread without worrying about dropping any soap
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  29. C'est les cochons tabarnak
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  30. In a reducing environment
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