Comments by "Devil\x27s Offspring" (@devilsoffspring5519) on "Chubbyemu" channel.

  1. A lawyer ate cow shit. This is what happened to his income tax return.
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  2. "Hey, it worked for my kidney transplant so why not!!"
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  3. Despite dying, the gamer was still able to finish his playthrough!
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  4. We are almost ENTIRELY dependent on them. Look how people have a cow when the Internet packs it in, it's as if their lives are over. Or the electricity goes out and we're in the dark. Even showers and flushable toilets better work or we panic. To say nothing about motor vehicles! But none of those things are mission-critical, they're little more than conveniences and distractions! They aren't necessary for life. But with the number of people on the planet, if all the farmers quit their jobs the humans species is in the most dire shit of its life.
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  5. I should probably quit drinking so much eh :)
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  6. If you drank 2L of 160 proof booze in two hours, of course you're gonna be a little fucked up. I doubt it actually has much to do with the stuff having been homemade. He had a serious case of alcohol poisoning!
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