Comments by "Devil\x27s Offspring" (@devilsoffspring5519) on "VICE" channel.

  1. I've always thought of farm tractors as something that a farmer buys, maintains and fixes himself, and uses for 3 or 4 decades. You can probably guess by now that I'm not a farmer. Imagine your toilet won't flush because it can't connect to the Internet?
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  2. So, the guy enjoys the taste of donkey. What's the problem?
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  3. Shit man, with that kind of dough (especially legitimately earned dough!!) in your car, don't have any weed in it! Walk, take the bus or use a cheap bicycle to pick up weed :)
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  4.  @linetrash4298  I wish I could give you a million thumbs-ups just for that one comment :) I know people are really into martial arts, and it's generally good to be physically active and healthy, but after all that Ding-Dung-Ching-Wong-Do bullshit, the gun in YOUR hand trumps all. A 300-pound muscleman that has a green belt with purple polkadots in Dai-Wang-Fung-Fang-Dong doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning a fight against an 80-lb midget with a gun. Martial arts are fine, go ahead if you enjoy it. For actual FIGHTS, you're always better off with a gun.
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  5. There's a possibility that it HAS to be illegal for people to enjoy it--that the kind of partying it is involves not just "fun" (doing drugs and being very physically attractive) but the defiance of it is a big part of what makes it thrilling for the people that are into it. So, keeping it illegal keeps it happening, and legalizing it makes it stop for the most part. Remember, it's not the parties themselves that are illegal, it's selling booze without a license, and selling illegal drugs.
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  6.  @bigeffingidiot6828  Knives are pretty awful defensive weapons. If someone is big enough to win a fight against you when you're unarmed, a knife is only a tiny improvement. They invented pistols for a reason.
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  7.  @pepebeezon772  Actually you can... what?
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  8.  @travis12398  Canada has plenty of shootings. We just ignore it or go into denial about it unlike the States, where it's a national pastime :) Don't kid yourself, Canada's fucked up too.
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  9.  @Cotton55Silk  Two things people invariably bullshit about: How much they get paid (women), and how much they get laid (men). Paid & laid are the two things that are nobody else's business but tons of people always talk about--and you KNOW they're bullshitting.
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  10. Actually, I'm pretty sure the British government put some some good, solid thinking into that fish-in-public law. Fucked if I'll ever know what the hell it is, though.
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  11. Lemme guess, she was "so outgoing, and always really popular with the guys", rite? ;)
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  12. A lot of the world's most brilliant people spent an obscene fortune just to develop technology that proves how insane this fucking animal is.
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  13. Some of those booze containers look like they might have had engine oil in them a week ago! Maybe it gives the stuff a special extra 'zing' to the taste! Hey, they feed it to their kids, so it must be quality shit!
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  14. Just for the record, voice to skull or "V2K" isn't done by satellite. It's a hand-held device, you point it at whoever you want to communicate with and talk into the microphone, and the person on the other end hears it in their head. It's voice-modulated microwave, sort of like normal AM/FM radio but the frequency is much higher and your brain detects it by itself, no radio receiver and speaker/headphones are needed to hear it--just your own brain. it's been around for many decades and isn't much more "high tech" than normal radio transmitters. There are tons of them around. A good electronics hobbyist might be able to build one at home.
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  15. God of gods when you're stoned! :)
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  16. Nobody ever talks about it--but somebody's still gotta do it I guess!
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  17. 10:42 The notion that PAL holders are less likely to break the law is really interesting to me. If you have a gun, it's easier for you to stop someone else from making you commit an offense. It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of people in prison are there because someone else raped/tortured them and made them commit the crime.
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  18. If he knows he's going to lose his property, he could insure it to the tits and pay someone else a few bucks to burn it down if he goes to prison, at least he'll have a pile of dough waiting when he gets out, house be damned.
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  19. I guess you've never heard of ECT!
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  20. @ind6072 ...And the bible would be wrong. Money is only a kind of tool, something that was invented because it was useful for certain things. Money is a medium of exchange. The root of all evil is the love of power over people. It has nothing to do with money itself. In other words, "evil" can be defined as the hatred of freedom.
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  21. Actually, memories can be erased very effectively. That's what ECT is for.
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  22. This kind of thing is good for a mild chuckle, but some officers will agree with you that it's kinda funny--while other ones will bust your ass. You probably shouldn't do it. My guess is that the officers in this vid were informed ahead of time that they were doing it just for the sake of making the video.
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  23. Sell Your Dope is a great one for that, great song :)
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  24.  @ElementofKindness  That's what sucks. A good farmer can, and rightfully should, maintain and repair his own equipment whenever possible. Imagine being a cop and having to email and pay someone else to reload your gun!
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  25. Working 10 times as many hours for 1/10th of the pay? There's a reason that young women do this kind of degrading dehumanizing crap!
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  26. That authority is massively corrupt is no secret to the public, even among top-secret institutions. It has always been corrupt and always will be. It has nothing to do with cynicism, it's just the very nature of those who would live their entire lives solely in the pursuit of power over others.
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  27. Not that anyone would care much, but does anyone else notice that Mike Judge resembles Mark Knopfler? This could be a Dire Straits interview from the mid-'80s :)
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  28. They get paid in cash too so they can skip out on the taxes if they lay low. It's like making much more than that.
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  29. Sasha's adorable :)
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  30. Here in Canada we call it "gang stalking" as well, although sometimes the 'people' that do it call it "Community Oriented Policing". It's all the same thing. Canada is TERRIBLE for this shit. I don't think I've ever met anyone who hasn't been messed with this way at some point or another.
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  31. @Nima No they're not, you have to be over 18 to legally buy weed. You can't drive while high on it, and schools and employers don't want anyone showing up high either--pretty much exactly the same laws and norms as alcohol.
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  32. @Nima For a while, but then you get called on it. It's been a long time, but when I was in high school, things like rape, harassment, even gang stalking were ignored. But drugs?! Can't do that! It's against the law!
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  33.  @supahdupah02  What I meant was that what makes people want to do it is the drugs, but a major thrill for a lot of people comes from the fact that they feel they're getting away with doing something illegal.
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  34. Rape someone and get 1/5th of the time, and no fine
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  35. In a nutshell, almost everything in life is a waste of time. The only things that are "worth it" are things that will eventually make you a huge amount of money. So, the trick is to find something to waste your time on that's amusing to you. For some people it's gaming, for others, it's impressing everyone at a club with your cocky swagger and your clothes, hoping to tap some ass. For others, it's wrenching on their motorbikes. For other still, it's studying math or physics. To each his own.
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  36. I suppose you can have donkey burgers if you like, but most people prefer cow
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  37. Not to mention that those lower-paying jobs ALL require training/apprenticeship, earning a qualification/credential, and going through the bitter miserable process of job-hunting only to have to work like a fucking DOG to earn less money!
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  38. I'm pretty sure people don't go to brothels for the aroma :)
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  39. Plenty of Canadians own guns. It's very common here. However, using one in self-defense is VERY STRICTLY prohibited. As in, put your gun down, let the home intruder/gang stalker rape you, torture you, rob you blind and completely destroy your life--then return time and time again for years on end, but if you shoot him, you're done and that's it. In other words, in Canada, guns are expensive toys, not the indespensable tools that they're made to be.
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  40.  Hoàng Nguyên  Seriously? I thought you were supposed to shoot at everything that moves when you're in Vietnam :)
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  41.  Hoàng Nguyên  No doubt, sounds like Vietnam is pretty tight about gun ownership... Don't kid yourself though, organized criminals will always have guns, regardless of what the law says.
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  42. Too weak, you mean. Born and bred Canadian here, 42 y.o. I've never noticed us as being terribly 'nice', we're as antisocial and belligerent as anywhere else. It's just too damn cold for much fighting. We're a pussy country and that's why it's a gang stalker's paradise. It's entirely possible to be kind and thoughtful, yet armed and potentially deadly, at the same time. And, that ain't us!!
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