Youtube comments of Tee Ess (@teeess9551).

  1. He definitely looks like what you'd expect.
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  2. I went to school there (California) briefly. One day the teacher tried to tell the class that New Zealand is a state of Australia. Said it all really.
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  3. So, a standard day in Duhmerica?
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  4. Answer according to this video: We don't know.
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  5. He's got PTSD and injuries from an acorn hitting a car?
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  6.  @cliffordhale1007  You just described all hydrocarbons, Einstein.
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  7. "Making Liquid Nitrogen From Scratch!": >> Conveniently forgets to show the steps from the big bang to the creation of the elements.
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  8. "All you donuts" - hilarious!
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  9.  @anggaros1  So what's it got to do with HYDRODEN, genius?
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  10. Oh god. How sad.
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  11. First time viewer, long time YouTuber here. I knew within less than a minute of seeing this video that I should subscribe ;) That means he's good. I work in film and TV--not that that means jack these days; but you can still notice quality content when you see it. Not necessarily in the production values or content, which are obviously fine, but in the delivery. Nice.
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  12.  @kylebradley2988  Not just Europe, the world. You haven't travelled?
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  13. Just like most of the world doesn't hate Americans, just their government. Especially now.
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  14. LPG is hydrogen?
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  15. It's good that you speak for everyone.
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  16. Yay for Putin!
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  17. DOWN CHEMICAL CO? Dow.
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  18. Any language other than French
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  19. 3:18 I think this video must be fake. The earth's surface looks curved - unless they're using a fisheye lens on the camera following the rocket.
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  20. You? What country are you in Babs, the Ukraine?
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  21. Your aging taste buds?
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  22. Thanks
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  23. Liquid gas? Isn't that just liquid? Liquified gas on the other hand... ;)
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  24. Bla bla Russia bad bla bla. What dull subject matter this channel has.
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  25. You would think that the fireball effect of a body entering the atmosphere is generated by friction, but apparently it's the immense amount of air pressure and shock waves. There you go.
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  26. You guys should make an electric powered DeLorean. Imagine it. That would be sick!
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  27. Same with any comments on YouTube. Sadly.
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  28. Where are the thumbnail stewardesses?
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  29. Why is there a fundraiser for Kiev? Don't our taxes already go there?
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  30. You can. Travel.
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  31. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  32.  @kylebradley2988  You're in Europe? I've been to the states several times. That doesn't mean I like yanks.
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  33. You've followed him for that long yet he hasn't noticed?
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  34. Communicate more clearly please
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  35.  @weeveferrelaine6973  Look at his user name.
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  36. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  37. God? Is christianity their native religion?
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  38. Ahh... to be 21 and drunk again ;)
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  39. Legend.
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  40.  @Christian-Roots818  You only root xtians?
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  41. Ctrl + Z, Ctrl + Z!
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  42.  @im1who84u  Because it was deemed interesting.
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  43.  @ChickensAndGardening  Is that to do with the civil war?
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  44. You can't speak badly against the Ukranians. They're all saints! This is Russian propaganda!
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  45. You people still love your country? That's simple indoctrination from before you could even think. Not that you can now obviously ;)
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  46. Thanks for the video! Now I can make a violin in ten minutes.
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  47. Why do you use ounces if you're Austrian? Mainly for the American audience, or is that what you're used to?
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  48. Why is it that we only hear about Americans not believing in evolution? Well, such a high percentage of the population, anyway.
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  49. Clever and relevant.
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  50. Entitled. Dead.
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  51. German engineering: Very well regarded worldwide. American engineering: The laughing stock.
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  52. The Truth.
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  53. 25 days of 3D printing? It's a shame there aren't other ways and materials to make things, like they did for the last century or so. Though terrifyingly, some of those things used tools.
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  54. Are these two brothers?
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  55. This is great. There's a reason Twitter is run the way it is. There are a lot of people guiding it to make it run smoothly, not just one person who thinks they know best. Elon will figure that out in the next year or two.
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  56.  @chrisoffersen  The video is about New Zealand, not a state in the U.S.
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  57.  @chrisoffersen  Or is bored of American geocentricity.
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  58.  @chrisoffersen  You didn't bring up a US state when there was no instigation? Why not talk about Canada, if that's the only other country you know of? I went to school in California as a kid for a while, and the teacher was trying to convince the class that NZ was a state of Australia. The teacher.
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  59. Let's hope.
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  60. No
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  61. Let's make it happen! Together we can do it.
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  62. What terrible audio.
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  63. That's not a fair match. Zed would be dead.
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  64. Real Engineering? What the hell do you know about politics?
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  65. Because Indians are all so honest
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  66.  @MrNick-og4qm  or bonk
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  67. He should just 3D print it
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  68.  @cliffordhale1007  Your national food is the burger. Say no more.
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  69. And?
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  70. Who cares?
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  71. Literally? No.
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  72. Are you related?
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  73. 1:54 Now THAT'S how to do titles. Superb!
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  74. Thank you for your story. Have you thought about being an author?
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  75. That was the sound guy, yes? What time mark?
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  76. "Thinking errors?" Getting close to Orwellian-levels of psychological descriptions aren't we?
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  77. Righteous. And dead.
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  78. 22:06 39/50? 39/100.
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  79.  @VictorLarsen-fy9ls  Even in Aus and NZ we use metric now. 50 years ago it was different, but we've grown as countries. Unlike some others ;)
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  80. Where did you encounter them? I'm a diver too but have yet to meet one.
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  81. *you
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  82. Let's all go out and steal something to honor him.
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  83. Watched this video to see how Bezos actually makes money (like the title says). Disappointed.
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  84. Did you survive?
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  85. Perfect window licker entertainment.
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  86.  @lqr824  Poor sausage is having a bad life. Aww. Need a hug?
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  87. Why are people concerned about meltdowns? A bunch of Toxic Avenger types milling about would be awesome!
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  88. I'll ask your mum. She's an expert.
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  89.  @richardparker123  Id get another Honda if it was a Honda 666
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  90. What are you premiering? Critical, logical thought? That will be a change.
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  91. Buddy? Yeah, only the narrator makes these...
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  92. Heck? Typically pathetic yank babble.
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  93. The kiwi had nothing to do with the kkk
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  94. They just use a whole bunch of current buzzwords to sound intelligent. But for some reason they never go into detail. Oh, it's because they have no idea about the basics of what they're talking about. Even the animation could have been done by a fourteen year old. Pathetic.
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  95. How high do the balloons go out of interest? He got that a bit wrong at the start. Any standard of measurement will do ;)
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  96. Presenters. Get a dictionary ;) And quit with the quasi Title Caps.
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  97. God?
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  98. US propaganda title and video.
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  99. Strangely enough, nobody overseas speaks maori. Even in Aussie. Just like you don't know the aboriginal name for Australia or family.
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  100.  @ColetteNicoll  Fair enough. I like that about NZ. But what languages do you speak that we should demand that of others? Just playing the advocate...
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  101. 13:13 Did 747s fly around with nukes in their baggage compartments during the sixties? I thought they were only released in 1970.
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  102. Why does the US care about Israel? At all? There's no oil for them there. Are their politicians mainly Jewish?
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  103. Some simpleton saying that he isn't allowed to stereotype. I forget.
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  104.  @vanguard4065  God laughs at Burgerland
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  105. "Take such a paper on the exam?" They're all English words, sure, but...
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  106. I've drummed most of my life, and have never heard of this guy. I doubt many drummers have.
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  107. 0:13 Serious serial killer gaze
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  108. The best of best lol
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  109. That is one very attractive car. It might be heavy, but not more so than my wench.
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  110. Hilarious clowns
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  111. What shit.
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  112. Shut up about the Ukraine. They're our mates now that it suits us, eh? Unsubbed.
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  113.  @jamesbowen5573  You're onto it. At least there are a few objective people here. Good to see you're thinking for yourself among the flock of sheep.
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  114. What do you suggest?
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  115. Or like ore, only more expensive.
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  116. *Drive well, retard.
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  117. *Pansarvagnsgevär = Tank rifle
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  118. That gun suits him @ 12:48. He even looks like he could be Swedish. Eller hur?
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  119. No one cares. It's only america.
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  120. You should GTFO if you need to be rude in a decent conversation. Poor upbringing.
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  121. You see the show but never realize how eloquent and intellectual he really is. He is awesome.
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  122. Informative. Thanks.
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  123. You've had it for 15 years? Time to treat it rough then. It looked by your riding that it was your fifth to tenth ride on it. Come on Lilly - faster! ;)
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  124. Now let us see her Asian gush ;)
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  125. Det gjor jag med! I Australien....
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  126. At Did she just get out of bed to do the end promo?
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  127. His eyebrows are more interesting than his name
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  128. You spelled worst wrong
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  129. Clickbait rubbish.
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  130. Sounds like you're not very good at survival at the moment ;)
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  131. "ALL of those skyscrapers". All two of them? Whoa.
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  132. After shooting up a school?
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  133. The question in the title wasn't answered.
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  134. This guy hyphenates better than 90% of you
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  135. Napalm the music please
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  136. This video may as well be called "Just one of the reasons why I'm an idiot".
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  137. Pull the engine apart!
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  138. How's your link?
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  139. Liberated countries? You mean the ones with oil? Required for gas guzzling Hummers?
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  140. North Korea? ;)
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  141. He hates waiting? For the proper people to do all the work? God.
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  142. Shook the world? Self-absorbed Duhmerican rubbish.
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  143. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  144. Pee pee and poo poo? Are Americans just children?
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  145. No dick jokes? Really?
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  146.  @nalinux  Nice.
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  147. He looks strange in a suit
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  148. More people should have guns to stop this from happening. Protect yourself, your livestock and your family, and may God be with you always.
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  149. Old mate should leave the screen messages on for a bit longer so we can read them, yes?
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  150. Punk rock? No. Idiot.
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  151. They look prestige?
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  152. Not as corrupt as Australia.
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  153. You need a gun? Sad. @seymoarsalvage 
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  154. 1:16 What nonsense
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  155. Donut void? Like your mom has?
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  156. Now here's a channel that need a new logo. ammirite?
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  157. Yes, they should all have had guns.
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  158. Awesome presentation Scott.
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  159. 10:47 Harley? It's a BMW. Some expert...
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  160. Look at the cylinders for a start. 180 degrees apart. A flat boxer layout, not 45 degrees like a stupid Harley tractor.
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  161. What an annoying inflection.
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  162. International Building Code. Don't yanks understand words?
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  163. He needs to find someone to give him better ideas for the intros. They're well-enough made, but they lack spark.
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  164. 9:37 - Couldn't they have centered the title? ;)
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  165. What? Nobody thought to tell them to hold their phones properly when recoding video?
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  166. Please don't do the head to head wheel test.
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  167. A machine with no soul. The car was lame too.
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  168. You were a pilot at 5 years old?!
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  169. Of course, duhmerica needs to invade yet more counrtries. Yay McDonalds!
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  170. Wow. He's gotten very handy.
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  171. That looks like an awful lot of space junk just from a single company. Do they have to pay other governments for space pollution?
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  172. Imagine being there. This would be hilarious if you were twelve and had daddy's wallet.
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  173. 3:41 Doug being a mermaid
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  174. 16:33 I didn't know they had F15s in the second world war. No wonder we won!
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  175. Duhmerica!
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  176. Duhmerica!
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  177. God made guns for peace
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  178. Why is this chap talking like he knows anything about F1?
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  179.  @sharon-anngerman9805  What do you think? A postmaster general.
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  180. 13:32 No one picked up on that that's not how you convert square feet to square meters? It's not lineal, it's squared.
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  181. Check out the smooth brain on this window licker! Impressive.
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  182. Malarkey?! For shame!
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  183. Like the civil war?
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  184. Can't you just give us your PayPal number to make it quicker to get our money? Flag the slave labour knife, just take the cash.
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  185.  @moses777exodus  What have they done? I haven't heard, but it sounds interesting. I'm half Swedish/half kiwi, living on the Gold Coast ;)
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  186.  @moses777exodus  What are they doing?
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  187. Fates?
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  188. God bless our guns
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  189. 14:00 David Letterman with Mickey Mouse
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  190. Ah America
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  191. Where's Tassie mate?
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  192. 12:43 Side nipples
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  193.  @kdrapertrucker  Examples?
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  194.  @Nyx_2142  Is that why the American one didn't work?
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  195.  @nothulkhogan7666  here? Hear.
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  196.  @nothulkhogan7666  Four letter words can get f#cked.
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  197. Who?
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  198. Duhmerica!
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  199. The video said that they used to run the world. Did you miss that part?
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  200. That's one ugly car.
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  201. The camera monkey needs to practice being steady.
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  202. Why didn't they show any Alpha Tauris?
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  203. What a peculiar intonation for a narrator.
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  204. Ha ha. Duhmericans.
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  205. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  206. loser reacts
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  207. Americans and weight go hand-in-hand.
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  208. Losers. That's the word that counts here. While they're playing with their dick extensions, China is plotting and implementing world domination. Thanks for your service guys.
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  209. I bet everyone laughed in his face about his clothes. But mainly behind his back.
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  210. Your reactions are LITERALLY AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
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  211. How can he have made so many videos and this one have such bad audio?
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  212. Funny guy
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  213. "Q-Tips only come in boxes of one thousand"? No. Wrong.
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  214. Has guns but not pliers.
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  215. Have they lost their lead writer or something?
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  216. Farenwhat?
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  217. 4:06 The answer to the video's title: we have no idea.
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  218.  @jessiedonner2793  Exactly.
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  219.  @cliffordhale1007  Where did I spell a simple word wrong, genius? Too busy 'polishing your gun' to read correctly? I bet you circle jerk at the range talking about other people's 'weapons'.
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  220.  @SpiderF27  What's a globalist?
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  221.  @SpiderF27  Are not
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  222.  @cliffordhale1007  It is? Where am I from, burger boy, font of all knowledge? You don't think it's a bit of a joke to the world to have hamburgers as your national food? Surely you can't be that small-minded. Oh, you're a yank. Oops.
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  223.  @cliffordhale1007  Tell me, where am I from?
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  224.  @cliffordhale1007  Ha ha. Dunce.
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  225.  @juliobetancourt5480 There? Where?
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  226. Home of the free? Everyone's in prison. Ha ha.
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  227. Bang bang Burgerland
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  228. God bless guns
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  229. Military collapse? Why doesn't Lithuania invade and conquer Russia then? Idiots.
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  230. Is he Everybody Love Ramon's brother?
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  231. He somehow managed to get the first two words in the wrong order. Impressive.
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  232. There's no colour. very flat.
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  233. Poop? Are you four years old? What a childish word.
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  234. GAME CHANGER!
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  235. Oops audio
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  236. Please people, if we all had more guns this sort of thing wouldn't happen. Protect yourselves and your family. Buy a gun today for yourself and God.
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  237. Why would you want to take over America? Don't Americans live there?
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  238. 14:33 Lamborhini? Gee, well spelled on the tim line.
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  239. Xenophobia is still rife
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  240. Just like your mom needs special tools.
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  241. Mythbusters lackies are scientists now somehow?
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  242. What's the magical camera stick thing?
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  243. It takes three minutes to start the video? He's pushing viewer engagement...
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  244. Bespeckled? Umm...
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  245. How cute was she :)
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  246. Geordie?
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  247. Whem Rome burned?!
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  248. Could it be any more obvious that he's reading from an autocue? It's a shame his glasses aren't better so the camera can be a bit further away and zoomed in. It's all about arc angles . And eyes.
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  249. I thought NZ was made up of two (main) islands. Has the rising sea level joined them?
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  250. and looks the same @jango7889 
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  251. Spoiler: The question isn't answered.
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  252. Top effort on your Swedish :)
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  253. Was Joe stoned? Seemed like he either didn't listen to or just forgot half the guy's answers.
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  254.  @lazysunside  BRILLIANT!!!
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  255. All these people with all these phones and nobody has seen a bigfoot yet. Does that tell you anything?
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  256. Heya Sverige. Tackar Nils gubben.
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  257. Typical di#khead: "I need this thing to be as loud as I can".
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  258.  @necko2529  How so? You mean computer generated. AI would know better.
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  259.  @necko2529  It's just narrating from sales brochures or webpages.
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  260. Why does everyone have ball-hands?
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  261. How annoying would the continuous betting get? I bet he won't be getting a chance to damage too many more drills on this channel.
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  262. How is there a 2024 model car when it's not even remotely 2023 yet? That's just stupid.
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  263. Ah, America!
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  264. Are you that disinterested in your own son that you don't know the name of his job?
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  265. the gradient on the channel logo is something else
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  266. Fates?
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  267. These writers are hilarious! How good was the turbo pasta joke?
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  268. Hi
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  269. Apparently this guy equates cheap with good. That's not how many things work--let alone the best things.
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  270. Duhmerica!
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  271. It looks like the guy in the back seat is wearing a balaclava in the R34. Fast and Furious!
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  272. What a voice
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  273. Well done squire
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  274.  @h8GW  You're telling us you're lazy?
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  275. How is this like an F1?
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  276. So these guys have no idea what they're babbling about, but is that intentional to get the comments? I mean really?
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  277.  @Ole4735  That's the solution: MORE GUNS!
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  278. So... What makes the song great?
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  279. Overly dramatic trash aimed at the lowest common denominator. Americans.
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  280. Thanks Ukraine. Well done.
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  281. Is he talking in a shoe box?
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  282. WHAT WAS THE HUGE NEWS?!
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  283. Weapons of war and god are a match (grade) made in heaven. Praise jesus for first seriously injuring and then saving him.
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  284. Talks a lot yet has nothing to say.
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  285. Um, Edison didn't invent no lightbulb. That was years earlier. He simply refined it and made the filamentmore reliable. Common knowledge.
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  286. His walkaway from this is that we should destroy humanity and the earth. That's one way to do it.
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  287. Duhmerica!
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  288. Especially for their women ;)
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  289.  @dqreps  Classy.
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  290. Why doesn't the west stop sticking their noses in so much. They only make things worse.
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  291.  @jonathantutor40  So nobody then. It's called the international system of units for a reason.
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  292.  @danmckeever599  There are also imperial tones, which are stupidly 2000 pounds, or 900-odd kilos.
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  293.  @TRPGpilot  Ha ha ha. Nice.
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  294.  @jonathantutor40  Unless they're American you mean?
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  295.  @jonathantutor40  Yours is English. Even your country had a hand in developing metric, but they couldn't sail properly. Learn.
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  296.  @jonathantutor40  For someone with your surname, you don't have much to teach lol
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  297.  @SwErTiN777  Idiots? You can't understand the decimal system? At least you spelled Metric Units with initial capitals (which is called title caps, since you obviously won't know), so you realise their dominance and superiority, at least subconsciously. Good.
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  298. "Right around..." ;)
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  299. Freedom documents? The government even has to use propoganda via simple naming to try to convince the populace they have any choice in how things are.
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  300. I like what the yanks thought were compact cars back in the day
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  301. Just another YouTube channel who was told what and how to think by the media and is perpetuating it to a bunch more sheep. Pathetic. Use your damn head man.
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  302.  @rars0n  My car manual states specifically not to warm it up before you drive it. Why would that be?
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  303. Ugly logotype
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  304. Hells to the yes? Oh God no.
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  305. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  306.  Jon Scott  Aliens?
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  307. Car company bosses can't be bothered doing a driving course? Ah, America.
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  308. 5:52 They pump the oil and gas at over three times the speed of sound? Maybe they mean 80km in 84 minutes ;)
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  309. Great story. You should be a writer!
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  310. How could you have a crossbow like that and not know that they're called bolts, not arrows?
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  311. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  312. All that. and it's still crap :)
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  313. Duhmerica!
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  314. Cutting through the earth is satisfying? So is getting a BJ from his mum, but I didn't make a video about it. Which gets me to thinking...
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  315. Nice music choices.
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  316. A vehicle for idiots.
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  317. 3:20 Steadicam? What? A steadied camera maybe, but not a Steadicam. For shame.
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  318. How depressed did he sound when asking questions. Or stoned.
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  319. 3:17 Just Funcion
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  320. 1:51 He's practicing having a shaft near his mouth.
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  321. Scaremongering media jockeying at it's worst. This used to be a good channel until he got all sucked in the the Ukraine BS. Have people forgotten Chernobyl?
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  322. He just reused a previous video. Slack.
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  323. Apparently this guy was the business. Also, interesting that the editor cut to his leg wagging when he knew he was lying ;)
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  324. 5:18:05 - Fat yank thinking it's all America and barbecues. In Nippon. What a surprise.
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  325. There are dozens of spare tab holders. Look at the thing. Just plug the spare tabs in next to the active ones.
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  326. Is this an American military/killing machine promo channel now?
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  327. In idiot America, probably.
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  328. Oddly enough, it's possible for there to be more than two points of view. Shocking, I know. Unamerican.
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  329. Yep, the ADL are racist scum.
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  330. Any French is too much French.
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  331. You're good at pronouncing Jewish words by the sounds of it.
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  332. Praise god for creating guns that explode and then saving people because of it.
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  333.  @lqr824  The fact that you feel the need to explain yourself and show your apparent superiority over a YouTuber to a stranger on the internet is what is truly pathetic. Obviously. Do you feel like a bigger, more complete person now? Do you feel vindicated, and more able to face society in the knowledge that you are better than everyone--or at least some YouTube guy that is both entertaining and intelligent? Two things that you will never be? Sap.
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  334. 23:54 My most likely root? Simon's mum.
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  335. Donner party? Who gives a shit?
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  336. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  337. Shifty amateurish camera work.
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  338. We? You.
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  339. Deadliest so far Bart. So far.
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  340. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  341. Why do people watch trash like this if we all know it's just a farce?
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  342. A civilian version? It's GOT AN INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE! Ha ha ha
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  343. Genius observation
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  344. We humans are disgusting creatures
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  345. Believe it or not? Okay, not. After the intro, that's all we need. He even said "simply doen't exist" several times.
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  346. A yank who was injured because of guns. Wow. Yawn.
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  347. Guns are for tools. Aussies don't need to accessorise to be men.
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  348. "A long way from Soviet Russia"? 3000 miles? Or 30-odd years. Someone's a bit confused.
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  349. Well filmed. Getting much better.
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  350. You need my help? Unsubbed.
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  351. Nice cardivest
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  352. Ziroth: cashing in on the dead. Money from clickbait views. Lovely person.
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  353. Duhmerica!
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  354. What a load of codswallop.
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  355.  @egyptia_sand  *as well
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  356. Why is there no color?
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  357. I bombed into a pool last year and it made a splash, followed by some little waves. That would have been cool to surf if I then immediately turned into an ant with a tiny board.
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  358. SpandaOOOH
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  359. Losing a fingernail? Is he severely uncoordinated?
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  360.  @super8bitvideos  You don't understand English particularly well apparently. Read it again.
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  361.  @pinkace  lol. child humour funny.
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  362. The plumber?
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  363. Doug's sold out.
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  364. They're films. He's a film maker. Apparently.
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  365. I don't think Jimbo knows what "over-engineered" means...
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  366. Extravaganza?
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  367. Good story about you. One of your best. Please share more.
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  368. Reminds me of home.
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  369. And the women can make great girlfriends
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  370. FINALLY? This is several decades old. A bit slow are we?
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  371. Where's Betty White?
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  372.  @chaosbringer8037  Original
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  373. Why have they been around for hundreds of years then?
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  374. He's off by fifty percent on the population of Australia the first time. Not insignificant.
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  375. Ah, Dumerica
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  376. Yay for Florida Man!
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  377. A car guy: Doesn't know how to put his own 4WD into true 4WD mode. Classic!
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  378. You people still love your country? That's simple indoctrination from before you could even think. Not that you can now obviously ;)
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  379. Who is this rubbish aimed at?
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  380.  @XAMPOL  lol
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  381. This is hilarious! And so many views! So many kindergarten paste eaters.
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  382. Why doesn't he keep a thumb tack or pin in the nozzle of the glue tube?
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  383. Slaphead!
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  384. If they're going to write narration like this, they'd be better off without it.
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  385.  @jblyon2  You too
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  386.  @jblyon2  They're English units.
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  387. Literally?
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  388. God made guns for love not hate
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  389. Awesome! @oumardiop1 
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  390. Trimmix? Tri mix. A mix of three gases.
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  391. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  392. As much as you like the word "foreshadowing," not showing up to court doesn't classify.
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  393. Ukrainian radioactive Chernobyl glasses. Great.
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  394. He may well have been smart, but he was most definitely also a c#nt.
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  395. Foorgotten?
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  396. Can't say tourboulense
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  397. World tour. In three states.
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  398. A delayed American government project? Shocking!
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  399. Woah! Audio levels
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  400.  @FoundAndExplained  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zR26e504uI
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  401. hi
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  402. Recycling? Or copying?
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  403. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  404. Hilarious!
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  405. Why has everyone decided to spell it "Kyiv" now precisely, after a century or more of spelling it "Kiev"? Are we all best of friends now?
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  406.  @limhan3209  Great story
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  407. Bla bla duhmerica bla
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  408. Funny-ish puns. Great work!
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  409. Dank should enrol in the police academy.
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  410. Flapping tiny T-Rex arms 97t98-0o=\0=im08yy709u[ompiyp98yu]=[
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  411. Soft and chewy
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  412. Motivo invented the helicopter?
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  413. How is a dagger made from a meteor unexplained? It's completely explained.
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  414. Dank works out?! Really? Poor guy.
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  415. That cop is thick as shit.
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  416. #29 was fine
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  417. God bless American and our guns
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  418. It looks almost identical to the other handguns. So by his reasoning they are equally ugly.
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  419. Thank you for you service.
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  420. If you've studied or read about poisons even briefly, you'll know that much of what this guy says is ill-informed. Expert? No. Interested doctor? Probably.
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  421. Old mate seems to be a good reader-out-louder-er
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  422. Support idiocy? Piss off.
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  423.  @pablosatchmo3062  Wow! I believe in aliens now! Thanks.
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  424. 100x magnification? 10,000 maybe. But that depends entirely on the size of the screen you're viwing this on.
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  425. "Fates"?
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  426. The title of this video should be: "Me me me, I want to talk more about me"
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  427. Decent amount of space behind the seats? What?! Is he being paid by Lambo?
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  428. We're here for Snoopy.
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  429. The Bagger 293 on the moon? Please make it happen Muskie.
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  430. Woah that's a white top.
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  431. Way to link to a soldering video right?
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  432. One point four fifteen? What's that is that if you're not a kid?
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  433. You people are pathetic
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  434. Very impressive. Definitely worthy of an A grade.
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  435. Why bag on emos? They tend to keep to themselves, and don't really annoy that many people unless those people have something wrong inside themselves. They're harmless. To others ;)
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  436. Top choice of font. Gotham rocks.
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  437. Literally unsubbed. Can't good words use.
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  438. Looks more like a latter day Nissan GT-R than a SAAB
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  439. Does the heat weaken the housing at all?
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  440. Aren't all ICBMs hypersonic? And have been for decades?
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  441. 1:00:40 Sure, he's effed in the head, but he doesn't run around with guns every day thinking that's perfectly normal. Thinking errors indeed.
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  442. I like the Google+ icons at 1:04. It wasn't an artificially intelligent endeavour by Google, just real stupid.
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  443. Ecscape?
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  444.  @Factory_Monster  You should score! ;)
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  445. The little hushed asides are awesome. Funny guy.
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  446. Ice Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i4JYozUSp8
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  447.  @135ipocketrocket2  She's barely in it. There's probably a reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i4JYozUSp8
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  448.  @onehunnidonthebeat2558  Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i4JYozUSp8
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  449. It's 100 percent okay for an American country to invade another for oil, but not a European one to do the same thing for safety?
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  450. Stop saying ecscape!
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  451. If James was wearing it he'd be doubly safe. 2 airbags!
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  452. Seems like China should invade Australia. Oh, they already are. Just slowly.
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  453. Ha ha. I agree, france and the french are horrible things
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  454.  @kam7r882  Ever heard of the Rainbow Warrior?
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  455. Wouldn't the demon core be the fourth core, or is there a reason not to include Trinity?
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  456. Joke?
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  457. Farenheit? Who cares?! School shooting retards that spend their lives hating and whinging about republicans or democrats. Xenophobic fools.
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  458. CNBC uses a 12 year old narrator?
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  459. 100,000 feet is 300.000 meters?
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  460. Didn't one of the guys who died in the incident in the fourties also possibly commit suicide via control rod?
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  461. " their even more fun down the 1/4 mile :-)" - *they're mate.
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  462. 1:56 Nice shots
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  463. Historical impacts? Girlie shoulderpad 'sports'? It was going so well and then he had to be all inclusive so the little snowflakes wouldn't feel left out.
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  464. This guy is saying that the average human pace measures 1.6m, or 1.7+ yards? No.
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  465. 25:08 Notice Jay in the reflection? That's him in his standard denim ;)
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  466. 14:36 Jump cut
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  467. He likes the clock
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  468.  @scottrice6969  Just not wise wise
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  469.  @electricflow8827  In the head?
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  470. Who? Idiot.
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  471. Jim Carrey is all that is wrong with America.
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  472. Why does the black part of the black hole always seem to be facing us? Is that because if it isn't facing us we wouldn't know it's a black hole? Edit: Also, why isn't the accretion disk's light completely warped all around the black hole, thus making it look like a star?
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  473.  @thedeemon  Not from the centre, more like a shell around it I mean. Why doesn't the light warp around all over the place instead of in specific planes relative to us?
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  474.  @kindbeast6974  a pretend sky monkey?
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  475. What a poor thumbnail. Lame.
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  476. 13:15 I realise James' maths mirrors that of an eight year old, but he can't even count to seven spokes?
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  477. Caught on tape?
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  478.  @ulrichkristensen4087  Ha ha. Also, get a name.
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  479. @Trumpulator I bet you have an AI sex toy that looks like Trump
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  480.  Phantom kingz  *country's
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  481. "For Europeans watching..." Proceeds to use inches as a measurement unit. Typical Burgerlander. SMH.
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  482. A video of a guy watching a video. Yay.
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  483.  @mromatic17  how!
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  484. Bla bla America bla
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  485. Shoukdn't they credit Wikipedia?
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  486. Shocking wasn't it? Who else was terrified?
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  487.  @melstyle7619  Ha ha. Nice.
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  488.  @bremCZ  I learned Maori in school in Whakatane. What did you say?
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  489.  @bremCZ  I also speak fluent Swedish.
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  490.  @RePzBoYz101  What happened? Pray tell. No guns? Simpleton.
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  491.  @ColetteNicoll  Good response. It's just that a lot of Maori people get offended if you don't know the lingo. Kind of fair enough, and it's a beautiful language, even though it was never a written one.
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  492. Bla bla dynamic range. Can't hold or focus a camera ;)
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  493. That Donut drift car looks childish. Horrid graphics.
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  494. Whose gangsta?
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  495. Ha ha. Giger was Swiss, not Swedish. Same old same old to yankee school shooters ;)
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  496. 12:23 Comic Sans for science!
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  497. THE THUMBNAIL HAS THE TURBO ON IT!
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  498. So what is the difference between a clip and a magazine?
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  499. How the hell is Manson a mass murderer? He never killed anybody. Can you kill by proxy, where the actual killer is found to be innocent in court?
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  500. How would they be expected to know what a pound symbol looks like? It has nothing to do with Duhmerica. Xenophobic dullards.
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  501. Obviously needs a drummer to correct his choices...
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  502. Who would buy this kind of thing? A soccer dad? Surely no soccer mum cares that much about performance? Or a rich tosser buying it for his soccer mum wife so he can skite to his fellow tossers? Regardless, a tosser.
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  503. You should also weigh in about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp while you're at it.
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  504. Are school shooters revered in America because their targets are smaller than everybody else's? Do gun nuts have posters of them above their beds?
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  505. Yay for shooting stuff! America, America! This is what happens when you are raised in a retarded country. Guns are best.
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  506. Yawn
    1
  507. Did you?
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  508.  @RESURGAM.  You wish jesus had gotten help too? ;)
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  509.  @YounesLayachi  Butcher?
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  510. Mark Twain? Get real. Try half a dozen European writers, duhmerican.
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  511. Shame about the lighting, but a great video nonetheless. Bra gjort.
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  512. How pathetically dramatic.
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  513. Who TF is Paul Revere?
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  514.  @hyenascreech2183  12 we are made? Were.
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  515. Finally. A channel that uses sensible measuring units! Go the metric :)
    1
  516. Grouco Marx is still alive?
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  517. You'd like us to give you a ton of money for a cheap knife instead of paying for food or electricity?
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  518.  @PRIMAL_HUNTER1988  It looks like it was designed by a twelve year old during a break from geography class.
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  519. Way to write a title
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  520. Aren't all ICBMs hypersonic? And have been for decades?
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  521. 3:51 Licking her chops. Ha ha, Early night kids!
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  522.  @zivfridman6713  You THINK?
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  523. You people still love your country? IThat's simple indoctrination from before you could even think. Not that you can now obviously ;)
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  524. summery?
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  525.  @simplesimon8255  Why not? He can say what he wants.
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  526.  @k3corvette35  Idiot
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  527.  @k3corvette35  You've got an Amex?
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  528.  @k3corvette35  Ever use it in anger?
    1
  529. The Thames isn't pronounced how it looks. How does a Pomme not know this?
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  530. Harleys are sh!t
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  531. 5:19 Standard American judging. Almost to the centre - very accurate.
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  532.  @sammyclemens5390  Ha ha. Serious. No.
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  533. These guys should make an electric DeLorean. Who's with me?
    1
  534. They're diurnal as opposed to nocturnal. They're active during the day.
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  535. Cadillac makes performance cars?
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  536. The guy presents himself as a "former army veteral". Considering that being a veteran means that you were formerly in the service, a former veteran means that you are either back in the army or you are DEAD. Halfwit.
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  537. 2:31 Standard Yank interpretation of one kilometer: Not even close. That would be a knot.
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  538. Comment for the algo
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  539. Explain childhood leukemia... @ryucartel351 
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  540. Every since?
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  541. Why does an apron get an exclamation mark in the title?
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  542. The statue of liberty is a joke. The 42nd tallest statue in the world.
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  543. I'm pretty certain he uncovered alien technology and The Man had to stop Gary from leaking it. They chopped his hands off to stop him from giving the aliens the finger since our lizard overlords didn't want any friction between the humans and the grey ones.
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  544. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  545. Auch? Is that ouch in German?
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  546. Great white balance lol
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  547. The worst part is Scott didn't even link to Eddie's channel!
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  548. 16:02 Doug has a passenger
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  549. Where in Aus are you?
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  550. Why not put subtitled metric units when narrating in imperial. You know, for most of the world.
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  551. Fearmongering at it's best. The next Afghanistan?
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  552. The humour of a fourteen year old.
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  553. Ruinned it by talking about his feelings at the end.
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  554. 8:10 "Designed to go into orbit around the Mars"? A new compensation video of space stuff-ups is required please.
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  555. Why is he wearing a nappy?
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  556. Higgs Bison field? Bloody retard.
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  557.  @ronoutwest  What's the bet there are several.
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  558. Really good images, he says with a lens hood in the shot ;)
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  559. Old mate hasn't used a tap and die set before, as a car mod enthusiast? Tries it for the first time after instructions, stuffs it up, and immediately blames the tools. He was NOT born a mechanic ;) Generation douche.
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  560. Hydrogen is a chemical?
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  561. Way to stuff the environment for some YouTube views Mark.
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  562. The best part about how these videos are made is the progress bar for the channel sponsor segment. Who agrees?
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  563. Micky: The opposite of smart. No know word speak. No think clever think.
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  564. I wonder why he didn't leave it in his pocket for longer if he had it for five days or so? Second thoughts? Or maybe he really actually wanted to suffer as much as possible. Why not just go to sleep with it?
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  565. Comment
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  566. Tries to sound cool: Roll title Dodgy title graphic: Followed by standing too close to the camera: Poor framing Generally: Good videos
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  567. "We won the war". Typical yank with no knowledge of world history.
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  568. What rubbish
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  569. Giant?
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  570. Looks like a Scottish leprechaun with that beard
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  571. What a pathetic commentary on Burgerland. Harsh but fair.
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  572. The DOOOOoooo DOOOooo DOOoo recurring creepy thing is just annoying.
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  573. Not really the kind of house I expected him to live in. More rustic than I was thinking.
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  574. Weighing more than 25 meters in length?
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  575. Heckin?
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  576. A quarter of this is an ad 2:49
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  577.  @Nightwing300  Not in Africa
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  578. Lighting the video might have been an idea
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  579. You people still love your country? That's simple indoctrination from before you could even think. Not that you can now obviously ;)
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  580. First
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  581. "wounded up dying" ;)
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  582. It's gglaringly obvious from the intro that he doesn't know how to film and edit more than one person ;)
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  583. Yawn
    1
  584. This Indiana Jones found an awful lot of Holy Grails.
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  585. Ah, America.
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  586. How are these powerful?
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  587. The main takeaway from this video: Now that I understand how electricity flows, I can no longer get electrocuted by touching bare live wires. A few more videos and I'll be immortal.
    1
  588. Who makes excavator teeth out of aluminium? Sure, it may look similar, but aluminium alloys are far tto soft. And expensive,
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  589. Why not answer the question in the title? What a novel idea.
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  590. God made guns for love not war. Our prayers are with you all.
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  591. Let's just have a good old world war. It seems that that's what western governments are looking for.
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  592. They have the ugliest logo of any car.
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  593. Where did the giant nut come from?
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  594. Narrator: Highways are remarkably safe Hitchhiker murderer: Jump in.
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  595. Duhmerica!
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  596. Wrapons?
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  597. You can't caption the word "God" on YT now?
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  598. While you're playing with your dick extensions, China is plotting and implementing world domination. Thanks for your service.
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  599.  @Nigfis  Jealousy? Did you hear what she is saying? She's bitching about the world and wanting people to give her money. To pay for her third house. How are people so gullible? She's laughing all the way through your bank.
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  600.  @tucker2074  You tell her ;)
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  601.  @Nigfis  So you don't have much experience then. You're naive and gullible. That's what she's literally banking on. Most people learn from experience, but not all. Luckily for her.
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  602. @guyontheblackchair That doesn't make any sense, but it's a definite insight into your intelligence. By you.
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  603. Kids going to school to learn about a country where kids go to school and get shot.
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  604. Are they blurring blood?
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  605. Most famous country singers in the business or world keeps popping up. Never heard of any of them if you aren't American. Gimme Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, or Willie Nelson. Yee haw!
    1
  606. Water fountain at work? Are there coins in it?
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  607. Bla bla guns bla bla
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  608. Risking your life? You're an aussie mate. Get real and harden up!
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  609. So we should buy your knife instead of electricity?
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  610. Too much headroom in the midshots buddy.
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  611. You can use an Allen key to take the window out. Just add a tube to it to lengthen it, and apply force. Get it right the first time.
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  612. This thing would look GREAT painted in bed liner. As much as it's a passe look now-a-days, this thing looks like it was made for it, correct? A true Tonka.
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  613. Shouldn't this be titled "The Most Devastating Earthquakes In RECENT History"? There have been much worse quakes in history. They're doing a disservice to people who might not know and could actually learn something. Of which there are many.
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