Comments by "gwugluud 77" (@gwugluud) on "Astrum" channel.

  1. Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t have fuck to say about astronomy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  2. I like the way Pluto can’t be a planet, but Jupiter and the gas giants, which are nothing but spherical nebulae made of air largely comprised literally of fart gas, can be “planets”.
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  3. I like the way Pluto can't be a planet, but gigantic collections of gas can be "planets".
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  4. So, all the stuff about Abraham Lincoln and Caesar is just made up. Okay, got it.
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  5. I’ve got a headache. I want an astrum.
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  6. Yes, bacteria are going to thrive in the moon’s near-vacuum, temperatures of 400 degrees in the daytime, -250 degrees at night (in British, both of those numbers work out to -68,000 degrees Centipede), while being French-fried by raw, unfiltered gamma radiation. Yeppurs.
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  7. They didn't even know Titan had an atmosphere until 1979. Remember that whenever you're about to exult in how "advanced" we are. We're still on the last edge of The Middle Ages.
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  8. You mean they nuked SPACE? The ENTIRE UNIVERSE..?? Wow, I never remotely thought such a bomb was possible. The bomb HAD to be unimaginably huge; on the order of millions of light years long, at the very least. How did they lug such a massive bomb into earth’s orbit? I mean, SERIOUS wow !! This was an achievement which easily eclipses all other of man’s accomplishments.
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  9. A planet within a red dwarf’s habitable zone would have about the same amount of light, or an adequate amount of light, unless it’s one of the really dim ones. I’d think, anyway.
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  10. It’s nothing to worry about, since there isn’t any. Planets like us occur about once per 4 or 5 galaxies, at most. No two civilizations have ever contacted one another, and they never will.
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  11. Neither Voyager will ever be found. Trillions of years from now, the erosion caused by the occasional molecules of hydrogen they encounter will have caused them to crumble.
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  12. This narrator’s smirking voice sounds like after he leaves your house, you’ll find your wallet and some of your electronics missing.
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  13. 19:40 - No one here has anything to worry about. 160 years from now, only the descendants of the woke will be here, and the earth will be in a Stone Age. That is, if anyone are here at all. Everyone will have starved to death after trucks, trains, power generators, upkeep of infrastructure etc have been banned. Anyone who are somehow alive if a large asteroid hits in 160 years will be worthless anyway.
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  14. We’ll accomplish the impossibility of interstellar travel just to find a super-Mercury which is deep-frying in gamma radiation, and is ten times deader than the moon.
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  15. Describing each Voyager as “a needle in a haystack” is ludicrously generous. “A specific random atom of this solar system” would still be ludicrously generous.
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  16. It was orbiting the earth, yet it struck the moons’ surface. Gotta love the woke version of “science” there. Sorry you’re so butthurt about us “littering” the moon, and disrupting the moons’ ecosystem. There’s no telling how many native tribes had their lives disrupted. Just the title of this channel makes me KNOW the people who make these posts all have man-buns and ponytails.
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  17. Am I the only one who cringes at the term "Milky Way"? Our galaxy should be renamed. Any aliens who contact us would laugh their asses off at us once they work that out.
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