Comments by "upabittoolate" (@upabittoolate) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. @FluffyBunniesOnFire Chuck Norris writes for the Onion.
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  2. nah it's still funny. cliche & ad hominem perhaps, but still funny
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  3. they have some really good actors. whoever played shondra wilson is a very good actor
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  4. it's satire. relax
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  5. yeah but palin actually was a detriment. good thing for us
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  6. the peple you're describing are "moderates" named bill o'reilly, sean hannity, michael savage, rush limbaugh, ann coulter, etc. they're also racists
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  7. each word has completely different weight. but using such language with malice to hurt someone is what's the real issue. either way, it's uncool. the way to end racism is to recognize why it's not good to have those kids of attitudes. the way to end racism is to 1st, be a thoughtful, sensitive person. 2nd, acknowledge that the next person is sensitive & thoughtful. 3rd, take notice of the fact that we're ALL people that are capable of thought & sensitivity (as well as evils). that'll end racism
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  8. are you insane?
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  9. lmao
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  10. surely you jest
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  11. Brilliant!
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  12. you do understand that this is satire. right?
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  13. The Onion is amusing but this guy's comics suck ass.
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  14. you idiot
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  15. i'm not sure the word genius has the letter 'o' in its spelling
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  16. october 12 2009, take your family to the top. youll see that al queda is good at organizing... brilliant
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  17. no, there have always been granular & abnormal cells & tissue. it's just the self induced (created by poor health practices: red meat, cigarette, reduced sexual activity etc) that's the 'new' disease.
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  18. womp womp
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  19. my friend, i dont know on what side of the argument you fall. im black & these jokes dont really offend me because i know that i cant laugh at any other jokes if i cant laugh at this joke. the onion is equal oppurtunity when it comes to satire. so i suppose im trying to say: dont get swept into a self righteous discussion about race on youtube. this is merely a joke.
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  20. did i get 'em?
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  21. it's surreal humor. some is good, some sucks. but either way, it's an acquired taste
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  22. brilliant
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  23. considering that the african continent has been raped of valueable resources; material & human & the fact that 103M africans at the bottom of the atlantic can ruin a people pyschologically for years if not centuries, you're correct. i'm not trying to ruin a good joke (irony is always very humorous) but that's also a truth the globe hanst yet embraced
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  24. you fucking idiot. you couldn't just watch the video & laugh? you're pathetic
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  25. Joe Sinatra?
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  26. a manor is a place where people live, a maNNER is a means of doing something; how's that for information. the onion is DESIGNED to be random shit. it's pastiche presented straight. it's not political satire at all; it's complete foolishness. you CAN'T be looking for a 'statement' here with a handle like RANDOMbaker. lighten up dude
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  27. i dont quite know who pronked more.
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  28. looks like someone asked a question not make any accusations. unless youre a racist, that wouldnt have even struck any nerves with you. gutdeere even acknowledged the fact that it was funny. put your race card back into the deck my friend, no need play it here. let's all just laugh at the humor
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  29. are you smoking dope?
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  30. Ramx Paul 2004... oh wait.
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  31. that was weird
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  32. @Rambosee It won't last.
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  33. it was designed to sound like "diabolical". please don't tell me you missed that
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