Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "Shoe0nHead" channel.

  1. Without your help, I would have happily believed that a "map support group" was for my ex-girlfriends who were absolutely the most useless navigators on cross-country road trips.
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  2. "A patriarchal order" -- in non-insane English, that would be called "parenting."
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  3. "Never mix weed and Nutella, you'll regret it in the morning." - Nietzsche, probably.
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  4.  @slevinchannel7589  You've posted your comment in a very weird place. It seems as if you're replying to my joke with a non sequitur but, after reading your post, it's clear that you aren't replying to me at all. It's okay. I remember my first day in the comment section 14 years ago. You'll eventually get the hang of it.
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  5. Narrow ties and a flock of haircuts.
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  6. If these sickos are "non-offending" then why am I so offended by them?
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  7. Back in my day these abominations did not even exist. The 1960s were a simpler, more innocent age when canid predators used rockets, ball bearings, magnets, and anvils to attempt to trap their avian prey with even odds of sustaining life-threatening injuries to themselves. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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  8.  @markharrison6498  Every family in America came from somewhere else. (Yes, EVERY family - even "Native" Americans are descended from Siberian immigrants). We tend to be interested in each other's histories so we'll often casually reference our origins even though, after so much genetic mixing, it's fairly irrelevant. Hybrid vigor FTW!
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  9. It's fine. Nobody assumed you were elementist.
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  10. Gotta love Shoe dropping those winning bumper sticker zingers like "Before I tell you if my height starts with 6, I need to know if your weight starts with 2." PURE GOLD!
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  11. Bon appetit!
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  12. Manliness is best defined by the Boy Scouts parody song "Be Prepared" by Tom Lehrer: Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' marching song Be prepared! As through life you march along Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes Don't make book if you cannot cover bets Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure That they will not be found And be careful not to smoke them When the scoutmaster's around For he only will insist that it be shared Be prepared! Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice Unless you get a good percentage of her price Be prepared! And be careful not to do Your good deeds when there's no one watching you If you're looking for adventure of a New and different kind And you come across a Girl Scout who is Similarly inclined Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared Be prepared!
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  13. Keep sticking metaphorical forks in metaphorical outlets, June! If not you, then who? If not now, then when?
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  14. I will eventually forgive you for forcing the Big Fart skill into the Echo Spot on my office desk. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not this week nor next. Eventually.
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  15. Just pointing out (for a friend) that, when many of us were in third grade, "gender" and "sex" were synonyms.
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  16. They can destabilize as many governments as they please. They can "disappear" as many adversaries as they want. But this, THIS, is completely unconscionable and NOW they've gone too far!
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  17. Teddy: blink twice if you're being held against your will.
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  18. Nobody computers the internet like you, Miss June!
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  19. Let's replace "Karen" with "Julie."
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  20. It is absolutely HILARIOUS that, without exception, every person criticizing her can barely string a coherent sentence together. Spelling errors, marginally literate grammar, misuse - if not outright abuse - of the most basic rules of punctuation, and the utterly heinous misspelling of "y'all" abound throughout these posts. This is from people who call anyone with a different opinion "uneducated." The irony is too thick to cut with a Ginsu knife!
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  21. That 304 complaining about the flowers obviously wanted a bouquet of money.
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  22. Man, that sure is a LOT of nobodies!
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  23. The most offensive movie of all time is 2015's "The Force Awakens." NOT because of the Mary Sue girl-boss thing, but because I already saw the EXACT SAME MOVIE in 1977 with 9 times the fun for 1/9th the ticket price. Fight me. Or don't. Who cares, really?
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  24. "I'm a failed YouTuber" -- Says the gal who is 30,000 short of ONE MILLION subscribers.
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  25. Oh, that evil, megalithic razor cartel! Is there no part of the globe beyond their pernicious influence?
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  26. Your sponsor patter is considered charming and adorable by the entire LGBTQIAWTFLOL community!
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  27. Damn it, June! You scammed me into up-voting your video, AGAIN.
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  28. Your election dissection gives me an -- I can't. it's too easy.
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  29. I took a look at the source article and all I can say in response is a recent Luke Skywalker quote: "Everything you just said is wrong!"
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  30. Congratulations for your format change to "Pure Nightmare Fuel." I'm looking forward to another sleepless week. Sleep is for the weak.
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  31. What you fail to understand is that ALL female teachers are bat-guano crazy. I speak from marital and dating experience. Teachers and nurses: avoid them like the plague, gentlemen!
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  32. Where's the third pill for the REAL silent majority -- those of us who will never see this film regardless of its political messaging or our own political leaning? Not seeing this movie is super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  33. "In Praise of Shadows" definitely looks like he need not apply.
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  34. Miss June, you may not be a "Ret*rd Wrangler," but you are inarguably a "Moron Magnet." They sure do love crawling out of the woodpile for the thinnest of non-reasons.
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  35.  @wdv-j2d  They're still renting out their bodies for money. There's a very ancient word for that.
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  36. SO painful to watch. You need to get out more!
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  37. "Let that sink in!" -- I predict that that's going to get more play than your wage gap button clip, great and wonderful meme goddess.
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  38. Damn it, June! I thought YOU were my AI girlfriend! 🤣
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  39. I thought your sponsor was going to be Living Spaces. How perfect would that have been?
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