Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "Matt Walsh" channel.

  1. Dave turned off comments on both of his transgender videos, explaining himself in his response video to you with a string of hateful ad hom accusations against everyone who "hatefully" criticized his position with completely valid questions. So courage! Much brave! Please challenge him to a debate, if he'll even read your e-mail.
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  2. She was playing games then and she's playing games now.
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  3. Other than "Tattoo Parlor Receptionist," there is NO possible job where she can be allowed customer contact. She'll terrify the normies.
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  4. Nobody's voting FOR her. They're voting AGAINST President Trump. "Issues? We don't need no stinkin' issues!"
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  5. Speaking as a committed conservationist, this "song" has inspired me to go to Academy and buy 144 boxes of 12-gauge birdshot in order to grant blessed mercy to the poor little avians.
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  6.  @Amlux1984  His ACTUAL science content is watchable, but he really shot himself in the crank with this topic.
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  7. Phrase never heard during a crisis: "Thank God the Gender Studies major has arrived. We're saved!"
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  8. She is SO very bad at this.
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  9. Let me get this straight. The BEST hit piece that Media Matters could muster is "Look how lame this guy was in his early 20s." Stop the presses, we have the next Pulitzer winner teed up!
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  10. Unoriginal Grifter: "Sorry, Boss, I didn't get that report done because my lazy alter took over." Boss: "Understandable. Have a nice day. By the way, you're ALL fired."
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  11.  @martinkratzsch8655  I watched both of Dave's videos as well as Matt's original critique. You've only heard Dave's side of the story but believe it uncritically for no rational reason whatsoever, in spite of Dave's bigoted invective against everyone who "dared" to raise a valid question or point out the very real gender ideological extremism that Dave completely avoided discussing. He claims that some sort of "hate campaign" was waged against him yet HIS very, VERY few answers to politely critical comments were full of childish name-calling, straw-manning, and appeals to authority. The real clincher rests upon who turned off their comments rather than defend their position. Was it Matt? No. It was "Dave's not here" who did so.
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  12. "In the interest of inclusivity, we have decided to exclude you." The mask always comes off with the irony dialed up to 11, doesn't it?
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  13. Matt, here's how you keep score: If you've raised healthy, well-adjusted children, then you've BOTH won the game.
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  14. The show's cancellation is inarguably tragic, in that the cancellation came six years late.
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  15. I think the audience applauded so vigorously because you clearly explained your position in a nonconfrontational manner. I wish that young person the best possible outcome.
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  16.  @MASHROWLF  Neither term applies. She didn't sell anything.
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  17. Presstitute is a term that references journalists and 'talking heads' in mainstream media who give biased and predetermined views misleadingly tailored to fit a particular partisan, financial or business agenda, thus neglecting the fundamental duty to report news impartially.[1][2][3] Coined by American researcher Gerald Celente, the word is a portmanteau of press and prostitute.[4] The term became popular in the social media after General Vijay Kumar Singh, the former Chief of Army Staff and Indian Union Minister of State for External Affairs, began referring to a section of the media as "presstitutes" in his tweets.[4][5][6] -- Wikipedia
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  18.  @annasimons389  So "situationally omnivorous," then?
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  19.  @McAllister41  If calories in exceeds calories burned, you gain weight. If calories burned exceeds calories in, you lose weight. ALWAYS. There's NO SUCH THING as a metabolic disorder than makes you gain weight without excess caloric intake.
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  20. "Hi, Boss, I'm calling in gas." 🤣
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  21.  @steverobertson3980  How much fuel should it require? Please show your math. You DID work out the math, didn't you? Or are you just expecting people to take the word of some random lunatic on the internet who can't even balance a checkbook?
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  22. Stand strong, my fellow American!
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  23. I get what they're saying: "This book that I've never read, will never purchase, and will never read has, somehow, rendered me utterly hysterical because I am far more fragile than a Ming vase." All righty then!
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  24. On behalf of my Italian ancestors, I would like to have a word with Little Caesar's Pizza and the entire Mario franchise.
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  25.  @GIVMI_more_W  Fair enough, but were you not listening to the story? She gave birth to the child literally THE DAY BEFORE the in-laws came over without notice. THE DAY BEFORE!
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  26. If there's ANYTHING we learned from the movie "Sully," it's that the presence of two moustaches in the cockpit increases your odds of surviving a crash to 100%.
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  27. Good move, Navin Gruesome. Why was it necessary, again? While you're at it, where did those billions of dollars end up that were appropriated all those years ago to address this problem?
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  28.  @williammkydde  I've got it! Lighthouse keeper.
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  29.  @Countrymusic111  Correction: Only one step.
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  30.  @McAllister41  Exactly. For those disorders, doctors recommend rigid dietary control and exercise.
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  31.  @JoseElyChannel  Well played, sir! Well played.
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  32.  @Noplayster13  What difference does THAT make? You do NOT speak of your family's matters to outsiders!
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  33. I'd vote for ADD: Accountability Deficit Disorder. It's endemic.
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  34.  @williamshanks8959  That's plantist.
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  35. There are only three situations when it's okay for men to cry: 1) The birth of your child(ren), 2) A funeral, and 3) Whenever JJ Abrams is hired to direct a film in a formerly beloved franchise.
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  36. My European ancestors were practically hunted for food.
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  37. I'm SURE that both of those "adult entertainers" are working diligently in pursuit of their advanced degrees in nursing.
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  38. You left out Doctor Detroit.
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  39.  @mrsqueakthecat.1  That would be GREAT television!
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  40.  @freesk8  Think that one through. If you're a subcontractor working on a house, how likely is it that you'd call the cops on the person who signed your check after kicking him to the curb, even if you possessed all the emotional maturity of a toddler pitching a fit in the cereal aisle?
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  41. Perfect! This is EXACTLY the empty, meaningless, no-cost gesture that we've been praying for.
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  42. Stunning and brave! 🤣🤣🤣
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  43. I have a colonoscopy scheduled later this month. I will henceforth be referring to the rather unpleasant pre-examination evacuation and the 12-hour fast that follows as a "stunning and brave hunger strike." For what? I have NO idea. Just like these idiotic hysterical toddlers.
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  44. Their methods might be a little harsh... but I DO see their point.
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  45.  @demef758  That's quite a non sequitur. Could you please clarify what you meant to say?
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  46.  @thenewzealandgringo9296  Woke Dave is the least fun of all the Daves. I bet he wonders why he never gets invited to the parties at the cool kids' houses.
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  47.  @martinkratzsch8655  "Couldn't argue?" Matt made an entire documentary film demonstrating how bat-guano crazy modern gender ideology has become. All Dave did was define some terms and hurl insults at everyone who doesn't uncritically buy into that fringe lunacy. Exactly WHAT are you defending, here?
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  48. Mischief? That's the best they can do? How about some hijinks? Perhaps a few shenanigans?
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  49.  @musictosoothe  Frickin' California, man!
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  50. She's in the top 15%. Pity her poor life.
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  51. 60 % of the time, that's true every time.
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  52. I'm not even sure who she is or what she does. <-- Here is where I suddenly realize that I've just explained the reason for all this pronoun nonsense.
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  53. STOP calling it a "theory." It's BARELY even a hypothesis! 🤣🤣🤣
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  54.  @ronmatthews1738  He probably didn't show any in-person interactions with others due to legal concerns. He probably spends a significant amount of his workday speaking with people on the phone. You've heard of "phones," have you not?
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  55. What happened to the Hippocratic Oath? It's been replaced by the Hypocritical Oath.
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  56. My all-time favorite psych pscam was that icon of the 1990s: co-dependency. No matter what you were feeling, it was a "symptom" of "co-dependency."
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  57. Did she really just call Buzzfeed a "major media company" while maintaining a straight face? Buzzfeed? BUZZFEED???
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  58. Men are not born gay. Their mothers make them gay. 🤣
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  59. A sad and not unbelievable argument is that the primary motive behind the "witch" trials was to relieve several of the murdered women of their land.
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  60.  @TheKingofSteves  I own two. They're bolted to the side of my house so I don't have to pay for electricity when that skyrockets beyond the orbit of affordability. No tires to replace. No risk of crashing.
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  61.  @keithwilson6060  Only emotionally. 🤣
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  62. Are these raging narcissists unaware that they can buy contact lenses in different eye colors?
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  63. I have some medically based dietary restrictions, so I have to keep my red meat and dairy intake down to a dull roar. I eat vegetarian and vegan food a few times monthly. Some of it is okay (merely okay). There was a plant-based "American cheese style food product" that actually tasted like American cheese and melted like American cheese so, naturally, you can't find it at grocery stores any more. But cauliflower bread has NO reason nor right to exist. Most bread is ALREADY vegan and I can eat it as-is. What in the wide, wide world of sports are these pinheads thinking?
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  64. "Punish the habitual lawmakers" -- I couldn't agree more.
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  65.  @ninjabakerdaddy3220  They shall know him as Haiku Daddy
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  66. Was it titled "Eight Crazy Weeks?"
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  67. I believe this track is from his Christmas album "The Twelve Days of Actionable OSHA Violations" produced by Alec Baldwin, but I might be mistaken.
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  68. "Just keep it in your pants this weekend." <-- Somehow this is violence. 🤡🌎
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  69.  @grogu833  Everyone? That's not the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. There absolutely were a handful of trolls and asshats, but most people simply asked a fair question about issues that Dave had ignored or respectfully challenged his assertions. Instead of thoughtfully considering their perspectives and defending his position, he spewed bigoted invective and insults when he even bothered to reply. You'd be able to see that right now if he hadn't so stunningly and bravely disabled comments.
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  70. Let me get this straight. If I am utterly unable to succeed in developing just ONE healthy love relationship after at least DOZENS of attempts then I, too, can become a billionaire if I write terrible pop songs about my abject failure?
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  71. I feel bad for the horse. He didn't ask for this crap.
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  72. I love it when childless people try to force nonsense on parents. They simply have NO clue about the trend-surfing and parent-shocking things kids do at certain ages. My kid claimed she was bi in high school. She never did anything remotely bi and is now getting married to a decent young man. I think these clueless Lefties need some firm parenting.
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  73.  @editsforfun1238  Thank you for the kind thoughts. She didn't actually "lose her way." It was more of a fad, like skinny ties. We never took it seriously. Correctly, as it turned out.
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  74. Not a valid comparison. The actress who played Janice had an actual SKILL.
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  75. Pilots who do NOT come out of military aviation typically pay for their own flight training. Is United paying for the training of these DEI hires? Sounds like the basis for a crippling class-action lawsuit by the pilots' unions. Earn your damned dues for a change, useless union parasites!
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  76. Plot twist: That Metaverse version of Zuck is the REAL Zuck. The version we see on the news is the VR construct.
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  77. There is an unending stream of evidence online that women go completely bat-guano insane without a stable male presence in their lives. That's why lesbian relationships generally don't work out; there's nobody to be the sane one.
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  78. Repainting over the tire marks is hatefully bigoted against people who identify as motor vehicles. Obviously.
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  79. NPR = Not Properly Reported.
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  80. From the perspective of a self-employed person, I say "If I don't get to take a paid sick day, YOU don't get to take a paid sick day!" Bunch of wussies.
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  81. Sometimes we would quietly sit and listen to a "mix tape" on our "Walkman."
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  82. I'd say you can't make this stuff up, but you can -- and they DID.
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  83.  @onceamoth  The witnesses recanted that testimony.
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  84. On tipping at counter service restaurants: If I have to walk up to the counter to collect my food and fill up my drink cup, take it to my table, and clean up after I eat, then YOU should be tipping ME for doing 3/4 of YOUR job.
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  85. Goats are not "farmed." They're RANCHED. 😂
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  86. I was with you until you mentioned Papa John's. That stuff is NASTY.
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  87. "Flexitarian?" You mean OMNIVOROUS! It's a real word that has existed for centuries. Oy, these people!
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  88. Watching Capehart and Emhoff discussing ANY form of masculinity is PEAK IRONY. It makes less sense than fish discussing flight.
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  89.  @kamalaparkerballs  Have your people call my people. We'll do lunch.
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  90.  @Countrymusic111  ONE step program.
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  91. Spoiler: #2: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation #1: Die Hard
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  92. The quickest way to shut down these ideologues is to ask them for authoritative citations. They disappear from the discussion faster than Quicksilver.
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  93. Depending on the time of day, when I think of Cracker Barrel, I think of pancakes or meatloaf (sometimes chicken and dumplings).
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  94.  @justinmadrid8712  You are using the word "theory" incorrectly. We're done here.
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  95.  @Noplayster13  You tell me.
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  96.  @Noplayster13  Point made. He said no such thing. He specifically said " I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally." Now it's YOUR turn: What is the missing context from the lady in this clip that makes it fine to air her family's dirty laundry in public?
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  97.  @Noplayster13  Why do you assume I took offense? It didn't affect me at all. I'm not married to her. I don't know her husband. I don't know the family. I just know her TYPE, and so do YOU -- as does every man. Perhaps you'd care to explain why you're pretending you don't? It's a weird look.
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  98.  @Noplayster13  You have still refused to answer two of my quite reasonable questions. I owe you no further answers at this time. Good day, sir.
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  99. Initial impression: I suspect that the chick to Matt's left is NOT taking this entirely seriously.
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  100. Her facial expressions are those of a first-time pan-dimensional alien visitor to our world who learned them from poor recordings of pre-World War 2 cartoons. MOST unsettling!
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  101. Of COURSE offense will be taken by mooches, sponges, and other societal parasites.
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  102. The word is "penis," Matt. Mayorkas looks like a penis.
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  103.  @Christina-cf9ot  You're right! ADD is a repulsive quality in anyone. I hadn't considered it with men because I'm not attracted to men (so sue me) and it has no relevance in my life. Advice to the ladies: Don't date men who deflect responsibility for their bad choices. Men, you NEVER go "full Brandon."
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  104. The world is NOT round. Technically, it's an oblate spheroid. ~The More You Know~
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  105. I thought you were blanking out certain phrases to avoid Susan's goons, but it seems that your audio and video are merely completely messed up. Who rendered this video? They should be replaced.
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  106. Not to put TOO fine a point on it but, technically, wouldn't a Latina have FAR more native American blood than that bat-guano crazy blue-eyed blonde broad from Massachusetts?
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  107. The dumbest lie I've ever heard from an obese friend was that the steroids she was prescribed as part of her chemo regimen were making her fat. I probably shouldn't have asked her "Just how many calories are in those steroids?" because I already knew the answer was ZERO. I invited her to join me for low-impact exercise (mainly walking) dozens of times, but she declined every time. THAT is what was making her fat.
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  108.  @amireallythatgrumpy6508  They know the truth.
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  109. Join the Army. They pay YOU to break things.
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  110. "Dylan's a winner!" -- There's something he'll never hear again.
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  111. To heck with the sea otters. They know what they did!
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  112. That "executioner" sounded like a 9-year-old losing his mind in raid chat. "More DOTs! More DOTs! You noobs suck!" These are not serious people.
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  113. "Literally yesterday." NOT metaphorically yesterday. That chick has now lost any right to be taken seriously that she may have ever had.
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  114.  @superphotog  Mel Brooks' masterpiece, of course! "That's HEDLEY!"
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  115.  @wyatttLouise  That is EXACTLY what I said so, if I am wrong, then you just agreed to be wrong, too. Are you sure you're smart enough to vote?
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  116.  @jerseyjay813  Some things simply defy explanation.
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  117.  @freesk8  Go see the movie. He'll tell you.
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  118. I hear "eels" and the restaurant scene from "Frasier" where Daphne smacks an eel dead with a single swing plays in my head. It is far more entertaining than any "reality" show. https://youtu.be/4JSWduo5gV4?si=QxpBnYZrvinA0PuM
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  119. The Masai spoke for all the sane people when they asked "WHAT???" 🤣🤣🤣
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  120. These people are grifters. It doesn't run any deeper than that. They have no marketable skills nor ability to contribute to society, so they've set up a little shell game outside of the subway entrance. Like all grifters, they get angry and flustered when you expose them and merely spew more meaningless buzzwords to wear you down until you give up and walk away.
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  121. She should have called ForkLyft. Kudos to the unknown World Champion who first coined that one.
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  122. I have "paycheck signing blindness." Unfortunate.
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  123. Thanks for reminding me why I spend my entertainment budget primarily to buy physical media of pre-2014 movies and TV shows. VERY few films since then have made the cut.
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  124. You'd better not attend a Texas A&M football game, sir! It's traditional for the Aggies to stand for the entirety.
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  125.  @Tenkov  But you can - and they did.
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  126.  @Tenkov  Cannot refute. 😀
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  127. As one of many people who politely objected to some of his assertions, I confidently predict that he will NEVER address your arguments. Too bad. I'd love to see him try to debate you like he debated the flat Earth grifters. It wouldn't be nearly as easy for him. Those FE guys were the weakest of sauce!
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  128. Bouncy forgot Rule #1: No matter how hot any particular woman seems to be, some other man is sick of her crap.
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  129. She's trying to manipulate someone. No more, no less.
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  130. Where in the formula goes the bit where she vacations in Mexico with her roommate and bangs some rando while still calling you several times daily to say she misses you? Islam is right about women! Asking for a friend.
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  131. I haven't wept like that since the pilot episode of "The Incredible Hulk" in 1977. Ferrigno's performance was just that nuanced.
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  132. I'm In Texas and my commute is a 3-minute walk each way. Get your life together, man!
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  133. What is their REAL goal here? Any normal adult can clearly see that they don't care about the people they're pretending to care about. Why are they bothering?
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  134. Did you SERIOUSLY start a sentence with the word "so?" You is Englishing gooder!
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  135. We're never going to get fusion power, are we?
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  136. You are wrong, sir. The best fries are the sweet potato shoestring fries at the tiny BBQ joint just west of Lometa, Texas that's only open on Fridays and Saturdays "until 2:00 or we run out of meat, whichever comes first." You need to get out more!
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  137. These hyper-fragile burdens on society can't get ANYTHING right. Cockroaches don't live in the dirt. They live in trees.
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  138. Try scheduling client appointments by text. Absolute RUBBISH! Why spend 90 seconds zeroing in on an appointment slot via a quick phone conversation when you could waste at least 20 non-billable minutes texting back and forth? Have you ever managed a REAL business?
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  139. Weight & balance is EVERYTHING in aviation. Therefore, airlines should charge passengers by the pound just as they do for freight. Don't like it? Don't be a landwhale.
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  140. You might have buried the lead on this story. There's an "Apple TV?" Has anyone heard about this?
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  141. She's not merely suffering from a self-inflicted mental illness, but she's also reveling in it! This phenomenon is alarmingly common among Leftist women.
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  142. Yes, people "should" invest in their own retirement. The problem is that they WON'T. I've been telling the same clients EVERY year for decades to sign up for their employers' 401(k) plans and get that sweet, sweet employer match loot. Inexplicably, they DON'T. Waiting until you have to choose between the canned dog food and the dry dog food for dinner is piss-poor planning. Let me know if Alpo tastes better than Kibbles & Bits.
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  143. This is fine. Young people are HORRIBLE drivers. They have all the time in the world yet drive like they're on a NASCAR track. My daughter is more cautious than most but has still managed to hit a LOT of things with cars.
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  144.  @williamshanks8959  Then why are you eating their food? YOU are "stripping them of their choice to live and survive." Hypocrite! Also, unless you grow your own food, nourish it with your own compost, and pick the pests and parasites off of each plant by hand, you're causing a LOT of petrochemical-based fertilizers and pesticides to end up in our waterways. We await your self-justifying mental gymnastics with bated breath. Go for the gold medal!
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  145. Take heart, Mr. Walsh. There will ALWAYS be hysterical toddlers who lack even the slightest trace of marketable skills willing to promote your content by throwing temper tantrums in the cereal aisle of the media.
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  146. Being asked to leave THAT group of fragile NPCs is the highest of honors. Well done!
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  147.  @Lolzzz483  High LDL cholesterol levels require reduced saturated fat intake. High blood pressure requires reduced sodium intake. Red meats (especially pork, the worst of all the red meats) are high in both. Dairy is high in saturated fat. Work on your reading comprehension skills. I noted reduced red meat and dairy intake, NOT a "vegetarian based diet." I eat chicken or fish nearly every day.
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  148.  @pastorjerrykliner3162  Maybe you shouldn't use your lawn care guy as a financial advisor.
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  149.  @pastorjerrykliner3162  Okay, then, let's dissect your claims. 1) If you're a real pastor, there's a better than even chance that you elected to OPT OUT of Social Security using Form 4361 to claim the so-called "ministry services exemption." If so, you'd have NEVER PAID IN A CENT on your ministry earnings and, therefore, are not even entitled to Social Security benefits based on those earnings. You can't "lose" what you never earned in the first place! 2) Retirement planners, CFPs, and Ch. FPs ALWAYS consider Social Security benefits in their retirement planning strategies. Most will correctly advise you to not rely SOLELY on Social Security, but to invest in other retirement vehicles and view Social Security benefits as "bonus money" or a "fun fund" or whatever floats your boat, flies your plane, or wrecks your age-inappropriate sports car. 3) No LEGITIMATE financial planner would EVER say what you claimed yours said unless, most likely, they were trying to scare you into investing in a product that grants them a commission. That would border on an ethical violation that might cost them their certification. Ergo, you are not quoting a properly certified specialist. 4) You called me a "lib" as an insult and then accused me of "resorting to an ad hominem." Not only are you irony-impaired, but you're a hypocrite and your name should be Ron, because you're definitely "more Ron" than most. Was that better? You're welcome.
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  150.  @pastorjerrykliner3162  You call me a "lib" as an insult in the same sentence that you accuse me of employing an ad hominem argument. You are critically irony-impaired. Okay, then. Here's my argument: 1) If you're actually a pastor, then there's a better than even chance that you've opted OUT of Social Security using the so-called "ministry exemption." Therefore, you've NEVER PAID any Social Security tax on your ministry earnings, which means you CAN'T receive any benefits based on those earnings anyway, so your story is BUNK. 2) CFPs, Ch. FPs, retirement advisors, and registered representatives ALWAYS account for Social Security benefits in their planning. REAL experts would NEVER say what you claimed, so your story is BUNK. 3) However, a sketchy faker certainly would in order to scare you into buying some lame financial product on which they'd receive a commission. A legitimate planner would never risk their professional certification by saying and doing such a thing, so your story is BUNK.
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  151. Don't sweat it. She's a ginger. The 'noma's gonna get her. 🤣
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  152. Dear LORD! Not only do lefties have no marketable skills, but they can't carry a tune in a sack. I threw up in my mouth a little hearing them butcher that timeless classic.
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  153. "He shows it every day." We KNOW -- that's exactly why we are DEEPLY CONCERNED!
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  154. Which African diaspora? The one that happened 70,000 years ago? Those would be cave paintings made by bands of hunter-gatherers, which would be a LOT more interesting than this contemporary garbage that looks like paint samples!
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  155. Watching that clip gave me Stage IV hair cancer.
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  156. I didn't know that becoming a billionaire by singing mediocre trash about one's pathetic inability to maintain a healthy relationship was a career option. Where's MY billion dollars?
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  157. Woman: adult human female. Cat: domestic feline, a.k.a. felis catus domesticus. Because: actual words have unmistakable meanings. Any questions?
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  158. These people think they're in the TV show "Ally McBeal."
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  159.  @cross8215  You're right. I got a phone call during that part of the video and didn't see the entire quote. After the call, I read the OP's post, who said "one day old." My bad. You are correct, but you're also an A-hole. Enjoy your win.
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  160.  @cross8215  It wasn't the facts, it was your presentation. Adults? Your account is barely over a year old. Congratulations, you're almost a toddler!
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  161.  @cross8215  I'd quote you the rude part of your earlier reply but you have apparently deleted your post. What does my voting record have to do with anything? Never mind. I don't care what you think.
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  162.  @brickhouse3339  I know. I got it from the OP, due to reasons that I explained earlier. My error!
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  163. How fragile.
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  164. You missed a golden opportunity to say "There are some who call me... Tim."
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  165. Yes, the party that ended institutional slavery is going to reinstate it. Makes PERFECT sense.
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  166. I see a LOT of financial statements in my job. I've NEVER once seen "diversity" broken out as a profit center. I challenge these oxygen thieves to produce the hard numbers and show their math.
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  167. These people should just learn to be secure in their abject mediocrity.
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  168.  @realcirno1750  Sexual immortality? Sign me up!
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  169. Technically, it's the "original American ADAPTATION" of the original British show.
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  170. Pro tip for single men: ALL female nurses and teachers are bat-guano crazy. You have been warned.
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  171.  @iso-didact789  We can definitely add that as an "or" to item #3. 🤣
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  172. I'm not using ANY of those idiotic terms. I have too much to do.
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  173. MAGA vs. MAWA
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  174. How to make a small fortune in woke Hollyweird: 1) Start with a large fortune. 2) Make a movie for nobody. 3) Call the 99.9979% of people who don't want to see it various "ists" and "isms." 4) Put on your surprised Pikachu face. 5) Achievement Unlocked: Small Fortune!
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  175. The best Madonna film EVER is Julie Brown's mockumentary "Medusa: Dare to be Truthful." The best song parodies in the film are "Party in My Pants" and "Vague." If you haven't seen it, look it up.
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  176. Of course it's all coming from women. Recently, a woman chewed me out and hung up on me because she refused to comprehend that we were discussing two different money issues from two completely different YEARS. It was absolutely surreal.
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  177. ABC: Always Be Closing.
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  178. Matt thinks that the woman having to pee 3 times during a less than 4-hour flight is excessive? Dude, just TELL us you've never driven anywhere with a woman before! 🤣
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  179. "$20,000,000,000?" Twenty TRILLION? NVM, I'm losing my eyesight. Just...NVM!
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  180.  @P.W.R.  Frack. I'm going blind.
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  181. You are NOT mute, sir. You are simply trans-vocal. To imply otherwise is unconscionably verbalist. Take heart. The alphabet people fully support you. Your plight is the reason why there are several sideways letters "V" on the pride flag!
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  182. Most importantly, time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
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  183.  @truthbetold1855  It's also quite hilarious.
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  184. @alwal social There are several. Use the search feature and find one that suits you.
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  185.  @grogu833  I am doing no such thing. I'm criticizing Dave's debating tactics and obvious bigotry. Trans people exist (although their incidence is closer to 0.6% than 1.0%), and many of them are suffering from very real mental health issues that should NOT be addressed with medical procedures that mutilate their bodies or render them irreversibly sterile. We certainly should NOT allow children to make such monumental decisions for themselves. My toddler wanted to be a Teletubby so she could get one of those giant rabbits. She grew out of it. Trans-trenders also exist, but Dave just handwaved that away and refused to acknowledge that social contagion is a real phenomenon no matter how often it was pointed out. Even Liberal icon Bill Maher recently called that out. I have to ask: what do you think you're defending?
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  186.  @highroller-jq3ix  I was unaware that there was a cult that hated transphobes.
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  187.  @highroller-jq3ix  Unlike you religious fanatics, I worship no man. Nice projection, though. You may have revealed more of your buggy software than you intended. Given that DAVE was the one who turned off his comments while Matt keeps his open, why on Earth would you take Dave's word for that? Oh, I see, you're only three weeks old. Come back for an adult conversation when you've experienced something real.
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  188.  @highroller-jq3ix  As you have demonstrated. Can you coherently explain what you are defending and why?
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  189.  @highroller-jq3ix  No worries, mate. Your lack of arguments and obnoxious name-calling has brilliantly won me over to your side of the debate. You should run for public office.
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  190. Matt, commuters can take alternate routes like the tunnel. SHIPS, however, do not have an alternate path to the port.
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  191. Cylons? All of this has happened before and will happen again.🤣
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  192.  @reubenmanzo2054  I would debate you on that point but my lazy alter is in charge today.
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  193. I would have been SO fired if I'd been working the register when that busybody said "cheeseburgers were only _ cents when I worked at MCDonald's." I would have replied, "Yes, ma'am, things WERE definitely much cheaper before we entered the Second World War."
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  194. I think the next "Batman" movie is going to be a 3-hour courtroom drama with him fighting dozens of criminal and civil charges for unlawfully saving hundreds of innocent lives while simultaneously disrespecting the bad guys' preferred pronouns.
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  195. IngSoc is becoming real.
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  196. That girl could cripple a wooden carousel horse.
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  197. The outfit with the baby doll heads is clearly a drag homage to Arthas the Lich King and his famous skull-festooned armor. That, or it's appropriation of gamer culture and quite racist because reasons. That one dude with the red wig is appropriating Gaelic culture, which is obviously despicably racist (and looks SO natural on him) because something something mumble mumble mumble.
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  198. Mr. Walsh, we may not deserve it, but we NEED your extended rant regarding texting culture and its close cousin, instant gratification culture. I admittedly use the term "culture" quite loosely in these contexts. On a surely related note, dozens of people have been challenging Professor Dave Explains to debate you. He claims that you are avoiding his e-mails. I suspect that you simply have matters of more immediate importance vying for your attention and will get to it when you get to it. I (and many others) look forward to that debate, as you are assuredly a different breed of cat than the silly flat Earth grifters that he's debated in the past.
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  199.  @KkWestbury  The Rovers had cameras. What's your point?
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  200. The entire ATC system went to hell in a handcart when Kennedy Steve retired. 😃
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  201. Who?
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  202.  @jlcastille9017  Alcohol Guzzler.
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  203. Needs more bongo.
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  204. You missed the Leftist activists' primary advantage: They do not allow themselves to be constrained by reality.
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  205. Not only is she insufferable but she has no "hills."
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  206.  @dfries81ga  Yes they would. Slow-roasted with some vegetables.
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  207. Here is the correct question to ask, followed by the only correct answer: Q: If a canoe flew over your back yard and dropped all its wheels, how many pancakes would it take to cover a hospital? A: None, because ice cream has no bones.
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  208. I'm not sure what you're talking about. The final Indiana Jones movie was "Last Crusade." The final Star Wars movie was "Return of the Jedi." The final MCU movie was "No Way Home." The Final Star Trek Movie was "First Contact." The final Jurassic Park movie was "Jurassic Park." Nothing after the above films added anything of value to the lore of their franchises. NOTHING.
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  209. Wisconsin is NOT sending us their best.
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  210.  @lesleylesley5821  No engineering or architecture? Mesa Verde and Chaco Canyon have entered the chat! Tenochtitlan and Machu Picchu are waiting in the lobby. READ A BOOK!
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  211.  @tdeo2141  The matter has not yet been brought to court. Pay attention.
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  212.  @Hilltopperpete  More publicity might spur them into actually doing their job. It worked with those crazy school board members who got replaced.
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  213. Matt is covering the big issues of our time.
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