Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. "The Screaming Frogs" is a GREAT name for a punk band.
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  2. Bear: completely sucks at bearing. Dog: completely epic at dogging.
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  3.  @proxii_mity  Beach Pigeon.
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  4. ROADABLE AIRCRAFT.
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  5.  @Yonkage-ik5qb  According to the article in Newsweek, the location of this school was not stated and remains unknown. What an insanely bigoted assumption for you to offer. Perhaps you should engage in some serious introspection.
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  6. That first guy's head is giving a lot of people anxiety. The second guy is giving much higher levels of anxiety to even more people by handling a thin plastic bottle full of liquid nitrogen without protective gloves.
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  7.  @chetus91  This thread has spawned some CATegorically terrible puns.
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  8.  @Cangaca777  He's just trying to sing the intro to Enigma's classic "Return to Innocence."
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  9. Maybe his parents are Greek and Armenian. 🤣🤣🤣
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  10.  @Gumper30  That was CLEARLY a twin-engine aircraft.
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  11. That explains all the babies.
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  12.  @erictsang0  You are correct. SpaceX will keep blowing up rockets all the way to Mars.
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  13. I liked her better when she was opaque.
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  14.  @curri189  Let me Google that for you. Gaming and hospitality aren't the only major employment sectors in Vegas. Healthcare and Information Technology are pretty significant. Quite a few retirees escaping the hellscape of southern California find Vegas far more agreeable, too.
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  15. "Drinking from the tears of a turtle." -- Thanks, dude! You just named my garage band!
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  16. That kid knows what's up.
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  17. 07:55 - That dog is NOT "upset that the park was closed." He's just trying to sing "Return to Innocence" by Enigma.
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  18. Or perhaps this was in Arizona or another extremely dry climate. Gotta have more data before you can assume it's the food.
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  19.  @amspook  You have achieved comment PURRfection.
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  20.  @blaze-zee-wolf  THE train? That DAY? Multiple trains blow through there every HOUR. That line connects San Antonio and Houston, two of the ten largest cities in America, one of which is an ENORMOUS rail hub. It's also part of the intermodal (container) land bridge connecting the Port of Los Angeles/Long Beach to the Port of Houston. It's also the route of the Sunset Limited. In other words, it is an EXTREMELY busy line. The transport company clearly failed to follow proper procedures or the accident would not have happened. I suspect several people are going to be looking for new jobs. Who? Hint: it's not the train's fault. It didn't swerve and hit that blade. It was exactly where you'd expect it to be.
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  21. I have a vewy good fwend in Wome.
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  22. @ I think the more likely problem is the deer pooping all over their house.
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  23. "Hoot softly," in this case.
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  24. 03:05 -- Move along, nothing to see here.
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  25. Never go up against a rabbit without your Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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  26. I'm getting some Howard Wolowitz vibes from his creation.
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  27. Plot twist: Rescued drone, forgot phone was still in pocket.
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  28.  @fabrb26  Tell us you don't know how glass works without telling us you don't know how glass works.
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  29.  @CBlargh  Legitimate answer: Things can explode underwater. Gunpowder creates its own oxygen therefore guns can be fired underwater (not the best idea but it's possible) and in vacuum. Oil is flammable and can be ignited by welding torches. There were pockets within the Arizona and other damaged ships where flammable gases accumulated. Spark=BOOM.
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  30. Why not? They aren't rare. Here in the USA, the St. Lawrence seaway crosses roads. There's a lake that bridges a road at Disney World. There are dozens of highway tunnels beneath rivers. There are multiple examples of runways and taxiways that bridge roads, too. What's the problem with any of that?
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  31.  @sasquatch0442  Thank you. Not exactly a red state nor district!
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  32.  @Simtatic  You can do exactly that with roadable aircraft, which is exactly what the term means.
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  33. You know we EAT about 22,000,000 of those stupid little dinosaurs every day, right? 🤣🤣🤣
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  34. A "The Truman Show" reference in 2021? Bold move, sir. If the fake fire didn't stop him, maybe a fake radiation leak at the Seahaven Nuclear Power Plant will!
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  35.  @davidswanson5669  Chimps are NOT monkeys.
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  36. Haxx!
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  37. She clearly knew the hen was poised to lay one but her comedic timing was IMPECCABLE!
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  38.  @velderyx2135  You obviously don't know ANYTHING about cars, trains, OR electricity! Brightline Florida trains are powered by Siemens Charger SCB-40 diesel-electric locomotives. They burn diesel fuel to generate on-board power that drives the trainsets, just like the vast majority of freight locomotives in North America. The running rails do NOT carry power. Even if they did (they don't because that would be insanely dangerous), automobile tires are made of rubber (natural or synthetic), which is an INSULATOR (meaning that it does NOT conduct electricity), so there is NO way that a car engine would be affected in the way you assert.
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  39.  @mehere8038  "Unaliving" -- good one! 🤣
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  40. Fuel cells are just inefficient, excessively complicated batteries that can explode and kill you. If you obtain the hydrogen and oxygen from electrolysis, you will NEVER get back as much energy as you put into the process.
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  41. 1) Those cops had excellent senses of humor. Everyone liked that! 2) Running a marathon without losing your pineapple is a total Boss move. 3) SpinLaunch is a scam. There are MANY videos here on YouTube that debunk the ever-livin' heck out of it. Every test launch has been frighteningly unstable (you can SEE that in the clip). The only impressive thing about it is the CGI. If you think it'll work, just drive down a Solar Freakin' Road or take Hyperloop and go check it out for yourself.
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  42. The smarter move would have been the spoon trick. No risk of shattering the jar.
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  43. It also takes our solar system about 240,000,000 years to orbit the galaxy.
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  44.  @Black-Re4per  Uncontrolled field. No ATC contact required in most cases. The roads are also taxiways, NOT runways.
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  45. I'm certain that a baby being taught to chug will NEVER become a problem later...
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  46. There is no monkey in this video. That was a Chimpanzee living his best life.
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  47.  @aceiku9806  Just reply about the replies.
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  48. That cop is giving off T-1000 vibes.
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  49.  @DailyDoseOfInternet  Congratulations for becoming India-famous!
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  50.  @OGCalicant  I wasn't making a "point." I was making what we humans refer to as a "humorous comment." All joking aside, however, you're wrong about birds: "The present scientific consensus is that birds are a group of maniraptoran theropod dinosaurs that originated during the Mesozoic Era."
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  51.  @martinkarleskind8697  That works!
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  52.  @lamarkP22  Seriously addicted to the fear porn, obviously.
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  53.  @sellerz6519  There is NO cholesterol IN sugars. There does seem to be a link between excessive sugar intake and reduced LDL uptake by HDL, however. Studies are ongoing.
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  54.  @evilsharkey8954  It didn't read that way but I guess you were just monkeying around. I'll show myself out.
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  55. My fellow DDOI subscribers, we know what we have to do. It is time to organize the World's Largest Tortilla Slap Fight.
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  56. Ewe rammed those facts into the conversation, and we herd you loud and clear. I'll show myself out now.
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  57.  @kaboomgaming4255  One religious nut and another who became completely unhinged due to a mediocre reality show host who won an election. Thus, the plural.
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  58.  @PixelThorn  Thank you for the homework assignment. It was interesting reading.
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  59. Hello, everyone. This is YOUR daily dose of absolutely TERRIFYING animals.
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  60. Important take-aways: 1) ALL classroom presentations are boring enough to knock you right out. 2) Lightning CAN strike the same place twice, but not more than eleven times. 3) When someone tells you their pet is mean, don't assume they're lying. 4) "Tremors" was a documentary.
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  61. I just rely on my personality for that.
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  62.  @LindaC616  That was terrible. I'll allow it. Take my like!
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  63.  @thelindblomer  Fair points but allow me to elaborate: 1) We have many passenger rail lines in the USA powered by 25Kv overhead catenary, too. The running rails do not "act like ground" -- they ARE GROUNDED. Power doesn't flow far from the locomotive before it goes to ground. Electricity always takes the shortest path to ground. That can be totally disregarded for Brightline Florida, as their trains are powered by diesel-electric locomotives that generate their own power, not electric locomotives, so there's no power going to ground on that line. 2) The voltage of signaling systems is ridiculously low, generally much less than 50Vrms, per IEEE standards. It can be completely disregarded.
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  64.  @williamstamper442  Not true. Amtrak's entire Northeast Corridor is electrified. Many regional/commuter rail lines are also electrified, especially on the east coast, such as the LIRR, MNCR, SEPTA, and most of NJT.
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  65. Life hack: Lower the lid BEFORE you flush. Far more disturbing to think about than that which the green laser revealed (I owe you this one for the toilet reveal while I was eating dinner): If you smell poo, that means that microscopic poo particles have entered your nose. Think about THAT for a while! 🤣
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  66.  @stockstrut  I didn't subscribe but I did report you for spamming. Does that help?
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  67. Please show yourself out. Take my up-vote with you.
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  68. True. They're also called "Fly-in neighborhoods" in some of their ads/marketing materials. There are at least two within ten miles of my central Texas home. In Lakeway (near Austin) you can own a house on a golf course, the waterfront, or the airstrip. There are also small communities in remote places like the Middle Fork of the Salmon River in Idaho that you can only access by aircraft (unless you want to spend 4 days getting there and getting out on a river raft, which is a VERY limited window of opportunity). I floated past one back in the 80s and it was amazing. Gorgeous scenery. Few neighbors.
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  69.  @Kevin_the_minion8  I live in NW Austin. Lakeway is close and there's another one near Leander/Cedar Park.
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  70. That's the best advice I've read all day: Do not poking!
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  71. There are no monkeys in this video. That was a chimp.
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  72. TURNTABLE. The device that spun the bus around is called a TURNTABLE. The most photographed turntable on Earth is the one at Powell and Market in San Francisco that turns the cable cars around.
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  73. If an electric violin isn't a "real" violin then an electric guitar isn't a "real" guitar. You can't have it both ways. If you think you can, then Lindsey Stirling would like a word with you.
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  74.  @lustfulvengance  I can drive to any one of a dozen gas stations within 2 miles of my house right now and buy 12 gallons of gas with no problem whatsoever. Where do I go to top off a fuel cell with oxygen and hydrogen? According to Google, there are TWO such fueling stations in my entire city of roughly 2 million people, the closest being over 20 miles from my home. Contrary to what you see in movies, cars RARELY explode. However 1/12 of all manned Apollo missions had fuel cells explode.
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  75. Turtles are TERRIFYING!
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  76. I did not know that dropping rocks down a hole constituted a "profession." What degree qualifies one for the job? That's four years of university I'll never get back!
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  77. I think I get how this works. Please stop showing video clips of gorgeous, scantily-clad women.
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  78. Only primates can smile. Most other animals express emotion via body language, vocalization, or both. The dog was either panting or its jaw relaxed because of exhaustion. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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  79. Cuteness overload!
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  80. If half of your lawn furniture is composed of sail, you shouldn't be surprised when it sails away.
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  81.  @berserkagain7976  [CITATION NEEDED] You pulled those fake stats right out of your rectum. Why do you need to lie?
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  82.  @0kamar189  His rectum. 🤣
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  83. @ Thank you! 😁
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  84. Tree squirrels do NOT hibernate. Only ground squirrels do so. The squirrel at 0:51 is just a big, fat tree squirrel.
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  85. Relax. You would die from internal injuries long before the plane broke. Sleep well!
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  86. 01:10 Weebles wobble -- and sometimes they fall down.
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  87. Perhaps he made multiple art projects with the cubes? Worst-case scenario: He has a lifetime supply of Christmas stocking stuffers.
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  88. True men of culture know why that baby is huge.
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  89. Lenticular clouds are TIGHT! Whoops, wrong channel.
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  90. "I fought the tree... and the tree won."
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  91. Not mine. Who the heck leaves cash just sitting out where anyone or anything can get to it? I keep mine in this amazing new invention called a "wallet."
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  92. WTH? This ^ was a comment on a completely unrelated video. YouTube is really at the top of their game...
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  93. @k32ev8in You have literally 33 seconds of "content." Piss off.
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  94. Come on, Russia, you're already the largest nation on Earth -- do you really NEED to boast the largest potholes, too?
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  95.  God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch  What's your problem with the Bureau of Land Management?
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  96.  @ninuhuju1897  SAILORS!
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  97.  @CBlargh  Long after the attack, the US Navy debated cutting her open to pump out the oil but her frame and hull were so badly compromised that there were legitimate fears of causing an explosion. She had been entered by divers who searched for survivors in the days following the attack. They had no visibility and had to feel their way through the ship in extremely dangerous conditions. The salvage divers and crews did an incredible, history-making job. Even before the smoke cleared, ammunition, equipment, and guns were being removed from many of the disabled vessels for use elsewhere in the fleet. Of all the ships sunk or heavily damaged at Pearl, only the Utah (a noncombatant battleship used for training and target practice), the Arizona, and the Oklahoma were unable to be salvaged and returned to combat duty. The Utah and Arizona remain where they sank. The Oklahoma sank while being towed to the west coast for scrapping. The remaining warships got their chance to shoot back at Japanese forces before the Pacific war ended.
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  98.  @CBlargh  She leaks about 9 quarts (about 2 gallons) of oil per day into the Pacific Ocean, which contains 187 QUINTILLION gallons of water. Do the math and you'll probably realize that recreational watercraft leak a far higher percentage of petroleum into your city's drinking water supply. Don't blame me for the gross-out factor. You brought it up.
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  99. Converting a Lambo into a snowmobile is God's way of telling you that you have too much money and FAR too much time on your hands.
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  100.  @paulalancaster1  The most adorable Frank the Tank backstory ever.
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  101. 1:10 -- Talk about the one that got away... best fishing story EVER!
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  102. Imagine getting mad at a Retriever for being good at retrieving. What's next, getting mad at a German Shepherd for being good at herding sheep?
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  103. We knew the day would come. Cats have evolved protective dog-ouflage!
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  104.  @daelaenor  Just like ANY bridge, then?
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  105. @🤨 That's some SERIOUS rounding up from 10. Go away now.
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  106. Happy birthday! Thanks to you, I now know that "Hot Steel Egg" would be an EXCELLENT name for a band.
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  107. I thought India had all the pale Europeans they could handle before 1947. 🤣🤣🤣
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  108. Tsunami survival gear: Life vest Selfie stick The latest iPhone
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  109.  @helpfulDeathgod  Which has absolutely nothing to do with the gated bathrooms. Nobody seems to know if it's in a red state or a blue state. Could be Chicago. Could be Houston. Could be that you are so filled with irrational hatred that nothing you say should be taken seriously.
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  110.  @endleontiozae7061  Perhaps you should have quoted whatever I said A YEAR AGO because I'm not scrolling through 113 comments to figure out what the heck you're talking about. I'm at work, dude. Have a lovely day.
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  111. All right, everyone, let's try this chant one more time: "There is NO SUCH THING as a flying car. It's a ROADABLE AIRCRAFT."
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  112. You might have confused sleep apnea with narcolepsy.
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  113. When in doubt: MORE!
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  114. Step One: See train pushing a massive bow wave of snow coming from a mile away. Step Two: Stay right where you are and take it full in the face. Step Three: Get laughed at on YouTube. Step Four: Profit???
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  115. 0:46 - Building standards in Russia.
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  116. Kryptonian cat detected!
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  117. 0:49 -- The dog is NOT interrupting, darn it! He's just trying to sing the intro to Enigma's classic "Return to Innocence."
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  118. 01:37 - We finally get to see the origin of pod racing. May the Force be with you.
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  119.  @Instabruh.User..  Yep, that's why we're all HERE instead of viewing your nonexistent content.
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  120. That bat wasn't saying anything. He was mapping his surroundings via sonar (echolocation).
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  121. Cats are not merely liquid, they are liquid rappers.
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  122. Caracal.
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  123. What a waste of that guy's time. ALL SALT IS SEA SALT! Think it through -- that's how it ended up in big underground deposits to be mined by humans millions of years later. 🤣🤣🤣
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  124. He doesn't show those. /shrug
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  125. Daily Dose of Dominos needs to become a thing.
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  126. 01:25 = Pucker Factor!
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  127. France can't build anything without China copying it. First it was a small chunk of Paris, now it's the entire Millau viaduct. What's next? Discuss.
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  128.  @Smiley-Coyote  Truman Burbank.
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  129.  @agnaldomestrado1351  Yes, but that only made him figure out the truth sooner.
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  130. 2:25 -- Snow fort battle... sure, but is no one going to talk about The Longest Selfie Stick in the Universe?
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  131. That pumpkin gave me flashbacks to the movie "Sleeper."
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  132.  @DocJamesH  Yep! Doesn't invalidate my point, tho.
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  133.  @bluosu  I appreciate that, but this isn't my content account. It's only for humorous/smart-assed commentary. :)
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  134. I think it's a TERRIBLE idea for a critter weighing less than a pound, with hollow bones, to attack a critter with opposable thumbs that outweighs it by at least 75:1. The magpie is smart enough to recognize its own reflection but dumb enough to assault the most lethal apex predator that ever existed on Earth. Swoop, snatch, stomp! End of problem. Tastes just like chicken...
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  135. How many times does this need to be said? Leave the animals ALONE!
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  136. Are we sure they aren't just CATaracts?
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  137. If the creator of that kitten growing into a mature cat time-lapse had any stones, the video would not have ended until we saw its skeleton. Coward!
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  138. This is your cat: ... This is your cat on catdrugs: !!!
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  139. Does his cat love him or want to kill and eat him? YES.
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  140. Thanks, DDOI. Now I can never achieve true happiness until I acquire an assault fish.
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  141. It's not always the second rodent that gets the cheese. Nice job, rodent!
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  142. Skynet: Deploys dog-bots to reconnoiter in preparation for Judgement Day. Girls: "Adorable! I want one!"
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  143. It's the legendary dorkfish that Bill Engvall warned us about.
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  144. 02:15 -- Sometimes you just have to take a moment out of your busy day to bust a move!
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  145. Then you'd have one, too.
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  146. Don't drink and horse.
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  147. Interesting (maybe) trivia: The first transatlantic telegraph cable was laid in 1857-1858. The first transatlantic telephone cable would not be laid for another century.
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  148. I'd give you a like but I have to go vacuum the dog. I'll catch you after I mop the cat.
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  149. 02:20 - Gratuitous beaver shot. And here we thought you were above this sort of thing!
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  150. For the people using a cat to run a lead line: cue the "Real Men of Genius" jingle!
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  151. That is the most epic Hot Wheels setup ever!
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  152.  @sellerz6519  Oh, you young whippersnappers and your newfangled memes! Back in my day, we had to wait for weeks for new memes to arrive by stagecoach.
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  153.  @sweetmelon3365  Yes but that does not invalidate my point.
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  154. "When Animals Attack"
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  155.  @chaddelong998  3, sir!
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  156.  @ColinRichardson  Kudos for that BTTF2 reference!
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  157. 01:10 - That's how they got Donald Pleasance after he broke the Proteus.
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  158.  @DM-ul5yc  You cannot wrap insulate high voltage AC power lines.
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  159. I did learn something new: dogs are far more depressingly stupid than I thought.
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  160.  @tjarkschweizer  Stay in school. Chimps don't have tails. Like gorillas and humans, they're APES, not monkeys.
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  161. 0:35 - This kid is clearly destined to be a politician.
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  162. 3:09 - Pure nightmare fuel.
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  163. DDOI: The Body Horror Chronicles.
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  164. No, it's a caracal and they can't meow. They hiss.
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  165. A mountain-sized theramin!
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  166. The gorilla can't possibly pick 'em as poorly as I have! Alcoholics, pill freaks, chronic liars, emotional abusers, epic daddy issues, cultists, assorted nonspecific nut-jobs, etc. Be warned: nurses and teachers are the absolute WORST.
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  167. "Training sea lions to play video games" sounds like someone lost a bet.
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  168. The elephant was concerning but that hamster was TERRIFYING!
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  169. I thought KITT was a Trans-Am. Turbo Boost FTW.
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  170. 0:20 - Is anyone REALLY surprised by this?
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  171. It's considered polite to give your emotional support beetle a bath before boarding your flight.
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  172. A truly epic fire tornado requires sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.
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  173. "Boy or girl?" Yes.
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  174. That puzzle desk was super cool, but the manufacturer wants $2,000 for it. It's not THAT cool!
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  175. The REAL story in today's Daily Dose: your pets are smarter AND more useful than the political hacks you vote for!
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  176. That stall warning was anxiety inducing. My left hand kept involuntarily trying to push my non-existent yoke forward to get the nose down as my feet searched for the rudder pedals that are also not under my desk.
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  177.  @ExtraDoseOfDopamine  They really drill that reflex deep into your skull during flight training.
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  178.  @aaaaaaa4760  I'd say very small. That wasn't an F-15 and he wasn't pulling heavy Gs.
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  179. I'm not sure that my failure to properly boil eggs is related to their shape. In fact, I am sure - I simply prefer them scrambled.
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  180. That engine is NOT "running on water" -- it is running on the recombination of hydrogen and oxygen. It will NEVER, EVER, EVER produce even as much power as the electrolysis requires to break the water into hydrogen and oxygen and will, in fact, LOSE energy due to various inefficiencies. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "FREE" ENERGY! This is basic high school chemistry stuff.
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  181. She wished for a memorable birthday. She should have been more specific.
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  182. The motorcyclist retained his sense of humor when the bicyclist returned his serve. Watching that cop grapple the fleeing car was weirdly satisfying.
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  183. What kind of idiot goes to a tattoo parlor to request the appearance of permanently sun damaged skin and an untimely death from melanoma? I weep for our future.
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  184. That'll keep those darn kids off your lawn!
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  185.  @phantomboi909  Not correct. Engines create THRUST, not lift. Airflow over the wings creates lift. If you have altitude you can trade it for airspeed, which creates the lift that keeps you airborne. It's called "gliding." Perhaps you've heard of it?
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  186. That "open classroom" stupidity was tried in the early 70s in at least one new high school in Fairfax County VA. The school was divided into six "pods." The classroom "walls" inside each pod were just bookshelves and kids would pass notes and other objects back and forth between classrooms, causing teachers to constantly interrupt their own lectures to put a stop to it. It was also noisy as hell inside the pods with multiple lectures being presented simultaneously. The "experiment" was such a miserable failure that, eventually and at great expense, the county added -- wait for it -- interior WALLS inside the pods to convert them into traditional classrooms.
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  187.  @allthingsservethebeam19  When you get nervous about taking a freeway off-ramp, of course.
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  188. That tree was obviously askin' for it!
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  189.  @ThisGuyDannyyy  Because they have no creativity, no imagination, and nothing to offer humanity. They're just smooth-brained scammers who bring shame to their families.
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  190. Plot twist: The fish tricked the osprey into giving it a free ride to school.
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  191. A mouse-sized woolly mammoth will be the next fad pet.
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  192. There's no such thing as a cool tattoo on a woman, much less a "really cool" one. She just eliminated high-value men from her dating pool and made herself unemployable with regard to the best high-paying jobs.
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  193.  @ashleyr6809  How do you NOT know? Those are clean-shaven legs with feminine proportions.
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