Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "Timcast" channel.

  1. It's official: The UK has become a Monty Python skit.
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  2. Tim, "Better" vs. "Worse" depends on your region. Texas is always better. New Jersey is always worse.
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  3. An attorney who worked for BILLIONAIRES needs your donations or he's speechless. Seems utterly legit.
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  4. "The Middle East is destabilized." -- Sure, that only happened this week. It's certainly NOT "business as usual" since 632 AD.
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  5. Tom Clancy, in "Executive Orders," repeatedly pointed out that the Constitution isn't a suicide pact. Of course, the epidemic in that book was a weaponized strain of Ebola released in New York and other places. Nothing in common with the current pandemic... ahem.
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  6. "Guarded by trained sharks." - With frickin' lasers on their heads!
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  7. 6:15 - "Celebrities?" Really? No, REALLY??? I don't recognize a single face in that collage.
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  8. So sit in the house and play your favorite MMO. I'll be buying some Blizzard stock. ;)
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  9. It's time to bring back the good old Eastern Bloc style water cannon. That, or highly disciplined volley fire. At this point, I no longer have a strong preference.
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  10.  @issahumps  It is and it isn't. There are a lot of conservatives here, too, but they mind their own business and don't screech much. The liberals are noisy but mostly nonviolent. Extremists at both ends of the spectrum are not taken seriously. Most people here, as in most places, just want to work, have a little fun, and be left the hell alone.
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  11. I had trouble falling asleep last night. I should have watched the speech.
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  12. TWO "trans" students in ONE class? That seems very odds-defying. In a class of 30, statistically speaking, you would expect 0.18 trans people. Maybe one of the thirty students is just "trans curious."
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  13. A good comedian doesn't lead with the punch line.
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  14. @Ralph Furley We also have Hawaiian Punch and cookies. Help yourself!
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  15. Did you actually suggest that Pelosi might "DO things?" Now, THAT is pure comedy gold!
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  16. William Cornelius, you are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
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  17. Tim's newest T-shirt in his merch catalog: "OMG, she's SO dumb it hurts my brain!"
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  18.  @CoolHardLogic  I do not agree with your lemon bars but I will defend to the death your right to enjoy them!
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  19. The REAL hate crime was naming one's child "Nex."
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  20. There's a Tractor Supply Company store near you.
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  21. Tim, YOU brought up the Great Library of Alexandria. Who/what caused that fire? Just wondering...
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  22. 2020 cop catch phrase: "Stop right there or I'll sneeze on you!"
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  23.  @MrSmiley81092  Not all of it. About a third comes from the Colorado River, iirc.
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  24. "Discredit journalism" -- now THAT is a joke. Hilarious!
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  25. How DARE you!
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  26. They can stay at more expensive places if they so choose but will only be reimbursed the applicable per diem. I did that all the time as a federal employee and cheerfully paid the difference out of pocket because the within-limit places were often sleazy crap-holes.
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  27. If that's what she believes, I'd LOVE to hear her explain how she came to exist!
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  28. As we learned in 2016, the Left does not handle losing power well. They shriek like hysterical toddlers, they riot, they burn down businesses, they hurl baseless accusations at everyone in sight, and they project their own flaws and insecurities like old-school playground bullies. The most shocking thing about this is that ANY sane adult still willingly identifies themselves as aligned with the modern Left.
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  29.  Jayne Eyre  "Debt of Honor" wherein a grief-stricken Japanese pilot crashed a large (empty) passenger jet into the U.S. Capitol.
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  30. " She also said that the Moon base could be dangerous because you could lob rocks from it at Earth" -- Well, the moon IS a harsh mistress, after all.
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  31.  @MarkRVillano  Beaniehawk!
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  32. Can confirm: Texas has no INDIVIDUAL income tax. The property tax on a $2M condo is gonna compel her to bob for dollars, though.
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  33. "I have read two articles in the MSM today that used double negatives." -- Don't you mean that you didn't not read them?
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  34. Imagine the tantrums when she's alone and childless at 50 with a trailer full of cats.
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  35. It's not the cats, it's the NUMBER of cats.
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  36. Dude!
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  37. Be calmly agitated. That's not hard. In fact, it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience!
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  38. They're lying. Nobody knows how the Three Seashells work.
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  39. This person cannot be allowed to speak with customers. End of story.
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  40. They aren't. Their employee unions are.
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  41. "Ellen Page is a lesbian. Ellen Page is not cis strait person" -- Brian, if I understand the Lefty nonsense pseudo-language correctly (which nobody can because they keep changing it to confuse us), "cis" just means that one identifies as the sex/gender one was born as. it is separate from sexual orientation. You could be "cis straight" or "cis gay" as long as you don't think you're trans. Did I get that right? Oh, who frickin' CARES?!?
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  42. Ignore ALL the polls and pundits. GO VOTE!!!
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  43. The customer is NOT "always right." The ACTUAL quote is "The customer is always right IN MATTERS OF TASTE."
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  44. Are you sure that wasn't one of the gigantic balloons?
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  45.  @JoeBLOWFHB  Being with her is like floating in the clouds, eh?
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  46. I don't care enough to imagine it and you can't make me. LOL.
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  47. "I went to a doctor for a vasectomy. Had to get permission from my spouse." -- That sounded SO Orwellian that I had to look it up. Here's what I found:"There's no legal requirement for spousal consent and no minimum age for vasectomy other than the minimum age of consent. But while it's not necessary to have spousal consent, it's a really good idea, and involving the spouse in the decision is encouraged."
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  48. "there are lots of medical conditions and side effects of medicines that affect appetite and fat storage." -- Define "lots" in this context. These do exist but most often are just excuses and deflection. PCOS is a five-star favorite excuse among the gravitationally challenged, but part of the recommended treatment regimen is dietary modification/maintenance. Not every woman who suffers from this gains weight. Some of them listen to their doctors and pay attention to their diets. The ones who do not blame it on the condition which, in itself, contributes NO calories.
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  49. When you say "unwell" we hear "unhinged."
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  50. I'll bet he said "Pleased to meet you, Mr. President" like any SANE person would.
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