Comments by "Colorme Dubious" (@colormedubious4747) on "AwakenWithJP" channel.

  1. As a Texan, can confirm. Please be environmentally responsible: Pick up your expended brass casings and reload your own ammo!
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  2. When dissention reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled When truckers came to save the day He heroically hid and ran away Brave, brave, brave Lady Justine.
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  3.  @KAT-dg6el  I'll bet real money that the OP has been stocking up on other "consumables" as well - those of the metallic variety. Good luck storming his castle. You'll need it.
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  4. As little as possible.
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  5. Much like China Joe's dementia level, the snark level in this video is OVER 9000! Achievement Unlocked. Keep it up, JP! Our sanity rests upon your shoulders.
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  6. Thank GOD!
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  7.  @jeffreymcrae3853  Thank you. I'm paraphrasing Monty Python. The true classics never fade away.
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  8. I'm sensing a theme, here...
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  9. Pro tip: Do NOT watch this video while you are eating! Urrrrp...
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  10. I TOTALLY believe you! A bunch of my college friends were falsely busted by the police because "somebody" sold them "tainted" cigarettes.
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  11. Excellent PSA, sir! Now make one for Texas! My property taxes just increased by 94% and we need to fire every politician in Travis County (except the ginger fire-fighting lady).
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  12. Are we sure that the guy (???) shrieking "science!" wasn't parody? I mean, that couldn't possibly have been unironic, right? Right? RIGHT???
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  13. I learned that he was, in fact, trolling like a BOSS. The fact that it's become hard to distinguish satire from reality is DEEPLY disturbing.
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  14. Why? You can cripple them with a carefully chosen (correct) pronoun, a schmear of peanut butter, a slice of gluten-rich bread, or a latte made with real milk.
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  15. You only need two answers to a woman's statements and questions: 1) "As always, you are absolutely, unequivocally correct," or 2) "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever known no matter what you do."
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  16. Man, those people at Project Veritas really know how to expose the authoritarian oligarchs, don't they? 🤣
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  17. I never realized that Mansfield Dam could make such an excellent background for satire. Thanks, JP!
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  18. You forgot the part where you picked the pockets of less fortunate taxpayers for a $7,500 tax credit because you're so wealthy. 🤣🤣🤣
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  19. This was such incoherent nonsense that I thought I'd accidentally tuned in to CNN or MSNBC. Well played, sir, well played.
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  20. I'm heading to the website now to not watch your special. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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  21. Inclusive dumps are TIGHT!
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  22. All those goats just SCREAM "Greetings from Mills County - The Meat Goat Capital of America"
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  23. Alternate title: "How to Say Absolutely Nothing in 32 Words or More"
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  24. There is a hypothesis that the Salem "witch" trials were merely a scam to steal the victims' landholdings. So, not stupidity as much as blatant theft. That general principle might also apply to the 21st Century events you noted.
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  25. Maybe - just maybe - people wouldn't be so quick to assume evil intentions if your figurehead didn't look and sound so very much like a stereotypical Bond villain.
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  26. "Grown beyond..." I see what you did, there.
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  27. It's good to witness the evolution of your perspective, trigger discipline, and Southern accent. Keep on evolving!
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  28.  @vaniad555  You get a Californian to go back and then take their place.
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  29. Africa bears a truly startling resemblance to the Texas hill country. Weird!
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  30. Why do these "elites" all look and sound like Bond villains?
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  31. Misread "fiat" as "flat" and thought you'd be lampooning flat earthers. Run with that one if you like!
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  32. That makeup really injured my eyes.
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  33. Not even satire.
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  34. I think you meant to say "Irish-American drunk driving enthusiast Beta O'Rourke."
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  35. "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, the extra pounds you put on make you look fat."
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  36. Not "less," FEWER!!!
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  37. I'm not convinced that anyone who bought the Resident's BS would be wearing American flag boxers and a "Fear is Not a Virtue" tank top. 🤣
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  38.  @ronjon7942  Explain which part? That was a properly structured and grammatically correct sentence written in flawless English. What's throwing you off? Tell me if this helps: JP is dressed in clothing typically associated with Conservatives but he's saying things one would expect to hear only from nutty pro-Biden Lefties. That's HIS joke. MY joke is the underscoring of his blatantly obvious joke in a dry, understated manner.
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