Comments by "Peter Jacobsen" (@pjacobsen1000) on "news.com.au" channel.

  1. -'The Butcher of Aleppo' is put in charge, because now things are really going to happen. -He arrives on the battle field. -Russian forces are bogged down. -Two days later he is wounded in battle and promptly removed from theater. Things aren't really going Russia's way.
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  2. Canada has today banned Poutine, since the name sounds too similar to Putin.
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  3. Well, since there's no such thing as a 'presidential apprenticeship' or 'presidential studies', presidents must come from other professions/jobs.
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  4. Putin: So where did all that money go? Spy: Well, we managed to convince a lot of Ukrainian hookers that Russia is great. A lot!!
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  5. Since pure speculation is now news, here is my prediction: Aliens will come down on their space ship, suck up Putin with their tractor beam and take him back to the Andromeda galaxy. Experts say that is unlikely and that it is more likely that Putin will slip on a banana peel and hit his head on the corner of Lenin's mausoleum.
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  6. It's scientifically proven that if you put a blanket over your legs when you sit down outside, you're near death! Everybody knows that.
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  7. I did not get much out of that.
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