Comments by "Kristopher Driver" (@paxdriver) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. If only I had a nickel for every time I heard someone on TV say: "Yesterday we saw one of the most extraordinary moments of Donald Trump's presidency..."
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  2. You mean, "it's just a schtick" lol
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  3. If being 2 months away walking north is indicative of an invasion then all of Fargo declares war on Canada every North-facing parade.
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  4. See. More news = less informed because 24 hr news is impossible to be accurate, poignant and illuminating when articles are practically being streamed.
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  5. Hillary said a joke like a human!!! She's like goku coming out of the hyperbolic time chamber at kame's flying island castle.........
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  6. WanderingTaoist101 until a week after your prayer is answered, when you're like "... Naaaaaaah, that couldn't have been god.. Shit's alright now so all good." :p
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  7. I'd say literally, but nobody in the Whitehouse believes in reading
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  8. So so good lol
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  9. I could really do without the filler segments. More closer look, less Will Ferrell lol
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  10. Funny, the data called the recession before the tax reform fuel injected another impotent price rally. It's insane we just ignore science now and report Trump's lying tweets instead. Think about it: we don't have time to fully inform the public of the minutae of policy and legislation but was have 500x the airtime to post, read and comment on an Internet posting. Not a journal, or independent council, or board of advisors; some guy writes lies and we can't educate the population because we've prioritized lying tweets over research and analytical discourse. Think about how insane that is, that we're the frontier of big data in the information age and THIS is how we choose to allocate resources. Comedians are doing more journalism now than our most prominent news outlets.
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  11. Nailed in Justin Trudeau lol
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  12. Holy editing batman lol
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  13. Nobody has ever not wanted to move to new Zealand lol let's be real
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  14. I bet skeleton closets have been going out of fashion since Trump made public indecency la mode du jour.
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  15. Lol it's the black stuff...
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  16. The US military uses more oil than any country on earth. Think about that a moment..
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  17. Lots of rehashed material in this one. Usually you guys are better about that. Love the show tho
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  18. Un.... Believable...
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  19. North Dakota.... Way too close to home (Winnipeg MB resident)
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  20. If shoe people aren't willing to walk outside in their socks, it's just as reasonable for a host not to want shoes in the house. This issue is just plain ignorant! Lol
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  21. So we'll done lol
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  22. ~ "I always said if I stole everyone else's stuff I'd have a whole lot more stuff and other people would have less to throw at me when they're mad."
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  23. Woot shout out to VOX lol
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  24. Yes, how DO we negotiate with someone who doesn't operate on the same plane of reality? That's a very good question lol
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  25. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow........
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  26. It's scary how many of these segments have amassed in my "favorites" playlist the last few years lol this is all so absolutely absurdly mind boggling! Like, every - single - day I'm astonished but also equally lethargic so it somehow balances out... like if a chucky/Jason crossover movie were made and we needed to pick a protagonist. "Lethargically astonished"
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  27. Sephora? Heh?
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  28. That's funny... I did it better a year ago. Listen to Bar Stars (prod by Blanq Beatz) by Kristopher Driver https://soundcloud.com/kristopher-driver/bar-stars-prod-by-blanq-beatz
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  29. Junior's "break history" Freudian slip will go down in history like the ides of March.
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  30. It's more like an ad for lithium
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  31. Shocker, Trump is on the wrong side of "obviously right" once again. Puns intended.
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  32. comdey is an artform lol brilliant
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