Comments by "Serai3" (@Serai3) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I'm still waiting for SOMEONE on The Good Place to yell, "Dammit, Janet!"
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  2. Um, Seth, Keanu's been doing big action films since the early 90's.
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  3. Interesting that Glenn Beck talks about how he'd rather go in to work and die - FROM HIS HOME WHERE HE'S REFUSING TO GO IN TO WORK AND DIE.
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  4. No, it's a good idea to play a character with your name in your first breakout show. Because if you get famous from that show, from then on, EVERYONE will call you by that character's name. It's what you'll hear yelled on the street, it's what people will call you when they run into you at the market. You want strangers to call you Flapdoodle or would you rather they called you by your name? It's always good to look ahead!
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  5. It's difficult to understand how anyone could ever have been taken in by that cheap snake oil salesman even for a second.
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  6. This isn't the fucking 70's, Roseanne. Try to keep up.
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  7. WTF? Mitch McConnell doesn't get things done. His whole agenda is NOT GETTING THINGS DONE. All he does is obstruct, for gods' sakes. Jesus, Seth, what the hell are you on??
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  8. Oh, that Billy Graham burn was DAMN. The Stacey Dash one killed, too. OUCH
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  9. That's what happens when you live in a bubble - you lose all sense of how to be a regular human being.
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  10. Flamingo dancers?
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  11. GQPpers only believe in the free market when it gives them what THEY want. When the results aren't what they want, then it's OMG TYRANNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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  12. He's a cruel, disgusting monster who should be rotting in jail, and if we're lucky, he'll land there soon, along with his slimeball friend Manafort.
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  13. Yes, Pence is far more dangerous than Trump. Trump is just stupid - Pence is vicious.
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  14. It's been obvious he was lying from the minute he joined up with Twitler. He's just so slimy.
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  15. My gods, his brain is melting in front of the whole world.
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  16. "How surprising that Fox News would defend a rapist character." -- exactly NOBODY
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  17. LOL, he's so terrified he doesn't dare paste Pelosi with one of his stupid nicknames!
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  18. So, is anyone else convinced that Brat was drunk at the hearing? It was so clear - the confusion, the slurring, the fixation on beer, the belligerence, the weepiness, the full-out tantrum. He's a high-functioning alcoholic who can't avoid getting shitfaced even before the most important job interview of his career!
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  19. Oh honey, that's the hoi polloi. The rich ones can do what they want. ESPECIALLY Tom Cruise - he's basically their Messiah.
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  20. Had to mute the sound when that orange-topped mountain of feces starts spewing his logorrhea. I love you, Seth, but I'm no longer willing to scar my brain with that hideous sound. To whatever extent it's in my control, I am NEVER going to hear that sound again.
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  21. SOME Americans voted for him. Don't be tarring ME with that fucking brush, thank you.
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  22. Hypocrisy means nothing to them. Values and morals and ethics mean nothing to them. They're out to loot the country and get away with as much as they can, and ethics are just trick bombs they throw at the rest of us to get us to stop what WE are doing, but they completely ignore ethics when it comes to their own behavior. They're sociopaths, it's what they do.
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  23. How in god's name is someone so disconnected from the real world that he doesn't know about internet porn???
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  24. AHAHAHA THIS IS FABULOUS * gorges on popcorn *
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  25. They really have to break the rhythm of that last bit. It's gotten way too predictable. They should craft a joke that seems like it's going to be offensive and then isn't. The ladies shrug and say "that's funny!", Seth celebrates because he didn't offend them, and the next time they do the skit, they go back to yelling at him and he REALLY freaks out because he thought they were cool with it. That would make the bit interesting again. It needs something, because it's gotten really stale.
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  26. Yeah, the "libtard media" that never questions Trump, never fact-checks him, never calls him out on lies, and instead fawns all over him, licking his shoes and practically sucking his dick. Yeah, right.
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  27. "Now"? They NEVER believed in any of that. They use all of that as cover for their criminal behavior. This is not new - the right wing of any era has always been like this. They're out for themselves alone, and don't care who has to be trampled or ruined so long as they get what they want.
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  28. OH FFS.
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  29.  @notsure1969  Wingnuts seem to be extremely confused about the Democrats. We're supposedly diabolical masterminds of worldwide cults, but at the same time incompetent fools who can't keep Republicans from getting elected. Kind of like how Hillary was on death's door at the same time that she was heading a satanic underground of thousands who feast on the blood of children. (Jesus, I'm creeping myself out. How the hell can anyone THINK like that? Ugh, I can't imagine the filth of minds who dwell on such slimy nastiness. What is WRONG with them?)
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  30. I'm an older woman and I know a lot of cool stories. I would make a great auntie for the kids!!
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  31. No, thanks. Now, GETTING HIGH WITH JOHN OLIVER - that I'd watch.
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  32. Their delusions have always been insane.
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  33. Too many people fell for all that wingnut bullshit about her, and were too arrogant to listen to anyone calling them on it.
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  34. In order to impeach, you need a Congress willing to do it.
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  35. You guys have to find a way to let Seth tell one of these jokes at the end there without having the girls freak out. Break the rhythm of this thing, because that last part stopped being funny about the third time you did it. Find a joke that seems like it would be offensive but actually doesn't turn out that way, so the bit can get a new angle on it before returning to the idea that he can't tell the jokes. (It'll also be funnier because he'll think he can tell them now - since Amber and Jenny didn't freak out last time - but it turns out no, he still can't.)
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  36. The term is "Ugly American", Rachel. And yes, Twitler is the embodiment of that idea.
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  37. Oh, they all are. Twitler's got both the NY and CA Attorneys General salivating to get their hands on him the minute he leaves office. There is no way he's avoiding prosecution and conviction.
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  38. My title for these movies has always been Thank God For White People!
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  39. He doesn't know how to tell the truth. I don't think he believes in "truth" as an empirical concept at all. Truth to him is whatever is most convenient for him at any given moment. Anything he doesn't like is automatically false. He's a narcissist with the brain of a three-year-old, and adult concepts like truth and decency are beyond his capability to understand.
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  40. By any chance, did you notice who Trump appointed to the Department of Education?
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  41. He was already impeached earlier today. the next step is a trial in the Senate.
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  42. That's lazy, Seth. The book is about ALL the reasons she lost, not just Bernie. Maybe if someone on your staff actually read the book, but I guess that's too much effort.
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  43. And he should accept your idea of what's good and what's not, why, exactly?
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  44. Because she isn't any of those things - she's just good at looking like she is.
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  45. He'll never stop. It's the only thing he's ever accomplished outside of cheats, cons, and crappy tv shows.
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  46. +Lisette Garcia Nice try, mija, but it was W who put up that fence. Yet again, you wingnuts try mighty hard to erase the memory of that guy. Not much loyalty in you, is there?
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  47. "Like"? He IS that incompetent boss.
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  48. Really loving Seth's new series, The Orville.
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  49. Narcissists see everything in terms of what makes them look good. Combine that with a flagrant disregard for the idea of truth, and you get a guy who will lie at every moment depending on what he thinks will make him look like a hero and a mensch. Since Twitler has no ability to discern right from wrong, lying means nothing to him. What I find really weird is his habit of not only lying about things that he has no need to lie about, but also that have nothing to do with him whatsoever. He's gone beyond lying for a purpose and now lives in a headspace where there is nothing like objective reality, and everything exists solely to please or annoy him. It's why he can order the tear gas like that, and doubtless would happily order up dogs and water cannons - because those protesters aren't really people to him, they're annoyances. Which leads to the very, very chilling thought that that was Hitler's problem - he was incapable of seeing the people he opposed as actually human, which is why he could order up Hell like that without a qualm. And we already have concentration camps...
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  50. Nice thought, but no. They'll just stream out on their way to their 5,000-calorie breakfasts that they will NOT leave any tips for, and infect everyone else in their path.
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  51. Great. Thanks for the fucking mansplaining, Seth.
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  52. Oliver's not a host. It's a one-man show, no guests. So not a host.
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  53. Not sure how much the crises need the services of a fluffer, though.
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  54. Because it's not BIG AND SHINY like the presidential race. And because it takes some effort to learn enough to understand just what's happening. That's way too much trouble for our supposedly "engaged" electorate.
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  55. They're spoiled white men - they hate and fear anyone who doesn't look like them.
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  56. AWWWWW. Poor widdle wingnut all butthurt that some people in the world are actually sane. SO CUTE OMG. * pinches your widdle cheeks *
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  57. They will ALWAYS find a way to be more vile.
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  58. You can't expect wingnuts to understand a joke that complex. Most of them can barely deal with a straight pun, let alone a multi-layered bit of irony like that.
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  59. GETTING scary? GOING to destroy our democracy? AHAHA. I've got news for you, honey - they already DID that in 2016, when too many morons in this country refused to vote for the most qualified candidate in history, and instead voted for this insane vampire clown or else threw their votes away on fringe candidates without a prayer of getting elected. Face it, this country is filled with way too many selfish, venal morons who don't give a fig for democracy, only for getting their OWN WAY DAMMIT.
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  60. Sure he can - so long as he's looking in the mirror while he does it.
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  61. It's not a matter of them understanding you. They're going to twist your words and lie about what you said no matter how you say it. It's not a good idea to allow one's detractors to define the way one speaks or acts. Say it your way, because no matter what, you won't change their chicanery.
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  62. What, you think half the people who dislike videos like this don't do exactly the same?
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  63. That's true, but don't forget the last fourty years the GOP has been packing the local courts, the state courts, the governor's offices, etc. It's not just Trump - we bought this by not paying attention to what the GOP was doing all over the country. We were too busy patting ourselves on the back for being more environmentally conscious and using less plastic, while they were solidifying their grip on power.
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  64. Classic? For gods' sakes, that film isn't even ten years old. You want classic Keanu action? How about SPEED, that made huge bank worldwide in '93?
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  65.  @aaronpearson7929  Here's another: "Teletubbies"
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  66. That hand almost on her ass on the night of the election nauseated me. Her whole body language spoke of a girl who'd been trying to fight off her dad since she was a kid.
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  67. With McConnell staunchly refusing to protect our elections, there's really no hope of anyone getting Twitler out of there. We're stuck with him until Turtlehead isn't around anymore, so light a candle and beg your local deity to fucking get involved, already.
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  68. LOL, that hairline tracks his age just fine.
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  69. Yeah, blame the victim, that's the ticket! Asshole.
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  70. Nobody is protesting the national anthem. PLEASE stop spreading that stupid lie.
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  71. Oh goody. Another lazy asshole who gets her medical advice from brainless starlets and admitted liars.
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  72. He's Biff Tannen and Scut Farkus combines. He had yellow eyes! I swear to God, yellow eyes!
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  73. I don't see that one as a joke about black people swimming, but rather as a joke about how white people would find out the numbers - basically by seeing how many black people they could drown. (Because for a long time, that's how they found out things about black people.) That was the joke's point, the way I heard it.
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  74. So, does anyone else think the new YT comment notifications suck enormously? When is this site going to stop fucking with things just because their developers are bored???
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  75. She's great.
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  76. I still think they need to break it up a bit to improve the payout. It's never good to keep a bit going too long without some kind of change or shift, even if it's only temporary. My thought is that one time, have Seth end up with a joke that sounds like it should be sexist, but isn't. The girls nod and say, hey that's pretty funny! High fives! Then the NEXT time they do it, the girls are back to yelling at him again, which gives Seth even MORE fuel for his outrage, and the bit becomes even funnier because now he feels betrayed - and they can play up the "how's it FEEL?" aspect.
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  77. Hey, some of those girls reject that upbringing. They can be some of the most virulent fighters against it.
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  78. OF COURSE IT'S FUNNY. Jesus Christ, will you people get a fucking sense of humor before you drop dead of apoplexy?
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  79. I do not doubt this. Cruise is a loon. He's just very good at pretending he isn't when he has to.
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  80. A ladder-puller, basically.
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  81. +Julio De La Torre Two groups, actually: idiotic knuckle-dragging wingnuts who really believed he was kidding when he said he was going to screw their lives ocmpletely; and idiotic self-worshipping assholes who thought their EWW reaction to the most qualified candidate in history were more important than THE LIVES AND SAFETY OF EVERYONE ON EARTH. Because that's how fucking SELFISH they are. (And that includes everyone who DIDN'T vote - they voted for Trump BY THEIR SILENCE.)
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  82. +Chad C Payne Sr Logical thought? Is that your explanation for voting for someone who intended to screw you seven ways to Sunday AND SAID SO TO YOUR FACE? Or are you requiring something from others that you refuse to do yourself? Oh well, it'll be fun to watch you cry and scream when you lose your job and your healthcare and everything else because YOUR BOY THINKS YOU'RE A LOSER.
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  83. Hm. I don't see why that last joke is objectionable. It's a joke about a straight white guy, not about lesbians. So what's the problem?
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  84. AHAHAHAAAA.
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  85. No, sorry. I don't have to show a warmongering asshole respect. You do what you want, but I judge people by what they do NOW, not what they did nearly FIFTY YEARS AGO.
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  86. +daminason56 Yeah, and MEASLES was supposedly defeated, but here we are getting outbreaks because of the idiots who prefer to listen to some bubble-headed bimbo instead of actual doctors. There is no way to guarantee that a disease has been "wiped out". Polio could still make a comeback, just as smallpox could make a comeback. We don't know.
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  87. OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE. It's like you really think you can argue and make coherent sense. * ruffles your hair *
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  88. No, Seth. There's another word. You just don't want to use it - yet.
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  89. +Constant Chaos Yeah, as in NONE. Sayings don't kill anything.
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  90. Yeah, but it didn't die of rabies, did it?
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  91. In in California, and I'm trying to figure out how to get extra money so I can do buy a shitload of weed. If I end up having to stay home for weeks, I want to be able to get HIGH, thank you! :D
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  92. I'm not. This country is full of morons who refuse to learn from history.
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  93.  @TahtahmesDiary  Right. That's why he made $33,000,000 last year - because nobody reads his books anymore * eyeroll*
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  94. +Gnorts Mr Alien OMG, somebody please MAKE THAT.
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  95. That's exactly it. They think he's one of them. The money doesn't matter. He acts like them and thinks like them. That's why they love him.
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  96. So what's it to you? What, the guy has to talk about what you order him to, now?
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  97. HE HAS KIDS, YOU FUCKING MORON. And guess what? THEY'RE VACCINATED. Know why? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THEM TO DIE. Or anyone ELSE'S kids, either. But you're too fucking stupid to realize you're risking your children's LIVES to assuage your ego. If you'd ever met anyone who'd actually HAD polio, you'd RUSH to the doctor to get your kids vaccinated. But nooooo - you're the absolute genius who knows more about medicine than doctors who've spent THEIR WHOLE LIVES researching this subject. If you want to murder your kids, fine. Go drop a brick on their heads. But leave OUR kids out of it, you selfish turd.
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  98. +G G A few thousand? Try a few hundred MILLION. This idiot knows less about the immune system than my twelve-year-old nephew does. The worst thing is he's WILLFULLY ignorant, and that constitutes negligence. He'd better hope none of his whelps ever infects anyone, or he could be in for a hell of a lawsuit, if not jail time.
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  99. They look like that because he covers them up when he puts on the spray tan.
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  100. I don't intend to see him there. You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that diarrhetic swill.
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  101. Um, Hawkeye's breakdown happened in the final episode, so... yeah, the ending of MASH.
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  102. It's in short supply.
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  103. LOL, he's gonna have to start learning to pay, since once he leaves the WH, all his protections will be GONE. He won't be able to play Lawsuit Tango anymore, not with the NY AG breathing down his neck and Deutsche Bank pounding on the door to take away all his assets.
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  104. What a pathetic, whining child he is. All he can think about is how the grownups won't tell him why they keep laughing whenever he opens his mouth.
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  105. I like having a President who cares about the planet. I like having a President who helps people who actually need it. I like having a President who doesn't steal from the voters.
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  106. You want some? Come on over! I like mine sprinkled with garlic and spices.
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  107. I don't drink but I'd be glad to spark up a fattie with you!
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  108. +David Blum Ugh, you cannot have a sandwich of just bread and nut butter. It's a gluey mess that's almost impossible to swallow. That's why the jelly is there, to mitigate the stickiness of the peanut butter. If you don't like the sweet, you can substitute some other sauce. But there has to be something that provides moisture.
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  109. Ugh, fine. Choke on your sticky ball of gunk if that's your idea of a good time.
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  110. ...and the penny drops.
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  111. ...says the guy whose only view of women is through his own ass after he shoves his head up there.
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  112. He became a Scientologist back in the 80's. It was Mimi Rogers that got him into that mess. He married her and she indoctrinated him because the "Church" had their eye on him. They always target young actors.
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  113. I'd say it's because Florida richly deserves it.
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  114. I don't get how that last one was a joke. Men are the ones who won't ask for directions and always get lost, so it doesn't land at all.
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  115. Kellyanne is now saying it's going to be a monthly thing. The investigators must be popping champagne corks right about now.
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  116. All good points, but vaccines DON'T CAUSE autism. So vaccinating is no risk. So these assholes are just that: ASSHOLES.
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  117. Seth is fucking brilliant. You only wish you had as much talent as he has in his little finger.
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  118. Because we let people with five-year-old minds vote.
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  119. Right. Because the Silver Spoon Spoiled Rich Boy you've put in the White house really cares about you. Not to mention all the Wall Street bankers and billionaires he's stuffing his cabinet with. Oh yeah, they ALL care about you. AHAHA. Man, it's going to be SO YUMMY watching you ball-clutching little wingnuts scream and cry as he breaks EVERY. SINGLE. PROMISE. he made to you dumbass marks.
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  120. Coincidence? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.
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  121. ***** No, you and I heard the SAME joke DIFFERENTLY.
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  122. No, because NOTHING is 100%. So that person that doesn't vaccinate is putting your kids at risk along with all the other kids. Because vaccinations work better the MORE people are vaccinated. That's why it's called "herd immunity".
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  123. It was worth watching in its original run mainly for the actors. Barr was always annoying, though. You really haven't missed much.
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  124. LOLOL. No, asshole. They bring MORE money in. That's the fucking point. Jesus, what a dickhead.
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  125. But they'd certainly require an investigation of the video. Several times. With the lights off.
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  126. Obama really said that in his book? I guess I should move it up on my reading list. :D
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  127. Hell, there are creepy pictures of him with her NOW.
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  128. +D Hank You're talking about a malignant narcissist. (That's the DSM categorization of his particular mental illness.) To him, NOTHING he does is ever wrong. He looks in the mirror, all right, but he thinks he looks great always. His particular condition is dangerous to others, even more so than psychopathy. He believes himself the center of the universe and he can do no wrong.
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  129. Yeah, some. And some can walk around shitfaced and nobody will know. Except when have shrieking meltdowns like this guy.
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  130. The only way they can get and keep power is by lying, cheating, and stealing.
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  131.  @edsnotgod  * yawn * Go home, Sergei. You're drunk.
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  132.  @edsnotgod  Whoa, time to lay off the meth, son. Your brain's dripping out your nose.
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  133. +Abby Titus That whole thing of not wanting a politician seriously sounds insane to me. Why in the name of the gods would you hire someone who has no idea how to do the job? Who hires a chef to service his transmission? Who hires a bus driver to pilot a spaceship? It's completely bizarre to me.
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  134. You can thank police "unions" for the fact that cops can be utterly evil bastards and never, ever get busted for their crimes. These organizations are a mockery of REAL unions, for they exist solely for the purpose of shielding cops when they do something rotten. They don't deal with wages or hours or benefits or anything except running interference for criminals and lobbying for laws that make it IMPOSSIBLE to put a cop in jail. That is the first thing that has to happen - these corrupt "unions" HAVE TO GO. No progress can be made so long as there are government-subsidized lobbying groups making murder unpunishable.
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  135. Didn't you know grandmas are superheroines?
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  136. Or they could have just been fixed. None of those problem images were integral. They could have just removed them.
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  137. The camera adds pounds. How does Charlize not know that?
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  138. OMG, are bell bottoms making a comeback?
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  139. It's a brilliant show. You won't regret it.
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  140. 20 miles? More like 20 inches.
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  141. Guys, maybe next time rethink the whole "giving away the punch line" thing.
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  142. Does anyone else see the connection between Beyonce's Coachella outfit and Tina Turner's Thunderdome one?
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  143. Yeah, I've heard that Europeans don't pair sweet with salty. It is an odd combo, that's true. The only time I really like it is peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, the salt just interferes. :)
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  144. What, you think we don't know that??
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  145. He comes from the very best stock, you know. * nods *
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  146. Funny, I haven't seen anyone here doing that. Perhaps a little less beer before you post next time?
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  147. Imagine what kind of scumbag you have to be to joke about hitting an elder with a hammer.
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  148. +1left2theright 4Jc Yep. Twitler can't accomplish anything on his own. He's utterly useless for anything other than hate. But he can't stand the fact that he's useless, so he takes credit for everything done by others.
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  149. Of course it matters. He knows that perfectly well. He's trying desperately to distract people.
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  150. We've elected a childish, rude, snot-nosed, silver spoon bully to the White House. We're going back to being the laughingstock of the whole world. Oh well, at least his moronic supporters will be getting screwed the worst. That'll be some small consolation while the country is falling apart and Russia is taking over.
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  151. somniumisdreaming Because lesbians weren't aware of this before?  Still not getting it.
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  152. somniumisdreaming You missed my point, but that's hardly new for YT.
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  153. +hannes torstensson Personally, I think anyone who doesn't vaccinate their kids should go to jail.
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  154. I'm bisexual, and I think Seth telling that joke was fine. It was funny!
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  155. Plus he weighs 267 POUNDS. He's a tub of lard three seconds away from a massive cardio infarction. But the media has to get HYSTERICAL OMG when Hillary comes down with a bad cough.
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  156. I'm curious - why do you feel the need to declare I'M NOT WITH HER before stating something so obvious? Really, I'd love to know why so many people get so panicked at the idea that OMG SOMEONE MIGHT THINK I DON'T HATE HER. It's a really bizarre tic I keep seeing everywhere.
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  157. AHAHAHAAAAA. Listen to this moron going on about "a new false reality". Oh, you mean like the "new false reality" that YOU are addicted to? This "new false reality" about how vaccines are deadly? Because YOU'VE GOT A HELL OF A NERVE prattling that crap when you're advocating EXPOSING CHILDREN TO DEADLY DISEASES just because you don't like the idea of doctors actually KNOWING things YOU don't know. Fucking hell, I can't imagine the ego disease you must have to be willing to expose INNOCENT CHILDREN to possible death because you can't stand not being The Big Man In The Room. Fucking DICK.
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  158. Don't know if you still have this problem, but a solution I've found is to install the Opera browser. It comes with a VPN, which masks your country of origin. Open it up, navigate to the video you want to watch and PRESTO! No more problem!
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  159. I doubt Paul's a doctor, frankly. He probably got a diploma from some fly-by-night medical diploma factory. He certainly doesn't seem to know a goddamned thing about medicine.
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  160. +IQ Master Just can't stand it that we're the most populous state in the union, can you? Or the most successful? California is SIXTH in WORLD ECONOMIES. We're bigger than most COUNTRIES. Yes, the moonbeam liberal state is rolling in money and jobs. While you pathetic red states leech off the federal tit and lag behind in everything except guns and white sheets. OH POOR POOR YOU.
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  161. PLENTY of them. He's far better in those, by the way.
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  162. Sophovot I heard a joke about white people drowning black people because they can't imagine trying to find out anything any other way.
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  163. Gummies are the most expensive way to consume weed, at least for me. I have to eat at least eight of those things to get any buzz at all, while just a couple of puffs off a joint will do me fine. So you can have your gummies, Seth, and may you have joy of them! :)
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  164. "este", dude. "Esta" refers to a female.
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  165. You're welcome! ;)
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  166. Yep. That was the whole point to his running - getting PR for his shitty "business ventures".
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  167. ...he said, typing on his computer in his well-lit house with the multiple appliances, most of which he doesn't actually need, with his car outside that runs on petroleum.
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  168. +Adolf Nincompoop * YAWN * Go back to Moscow, dipshit. Your crap isn't working anymore.
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  169. Oh, if they could get Erik Prince, that would be SPECTACULAR. Fucking villain.
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  170. No, that is NOT a tan. That's fucking ORANGE. It's a spray tan. (Also, when have you ever seen him wear sunglasses on the golf course? I don't think I've ever seen him wear them ANYWHERE.)
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  171. I got to see her on her book tour a couple of years ago, and she seemed a very pleasant person.
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  172. AHAHA. Fat chance. The Bernie Bots have already been screaming about how they'll do exactly the same bullshit as last time. This country's goose is cooked.
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  173. I know you were. My point is that the saying is a metaphor - nobody is talking about actually killing anything. Which is why PETA are such idiots in this as in many other regards. Literalism is the death of culture, as well as intelligence.
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  174. He looked a lot better back then. I really don't like this supershort haircut he's had the last few years. Not flattering at all on him.
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  175.  @bobs2205  Yes, let's ignore the lunatic that has one of the major political parties in a stranglehold, exhorting them to savage the Constitution and destroy democracy. That'll definitely be a good idea.
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  176. "Q" is a contrarian dystopian novel written by a European parody collective in the 90's. (Yes, really.) Russian trolls used it to bamboozle GOPper morons because they know exactly how to make Americans dance to their evil tune.
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  177. This is surprising to you?
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  178. Because there are a lot of people who get off on murdering others. Death turns them on, makes them feel big and strong and important.
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  179. I would always watch John over the Oscars.
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  180. +DrMossydog AHAHA. I've got about as much credit as Fat Freddy's Cat. I'm way too poor to buy lots of weed. It's hard enough to afford what I can for my chronic pain - more to stock up is going to be difficult if not impossible. Plus, I'll be damned if I ever touch another credit card. One was enough. Damn things can ruin you. (And by the way, Franklin said "dope", not "weed".)
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  181. Rapist coward, I'd say.
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  182. Some dragon's gonna need a snack?
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  183. And now the medical profession is leaning way back in the other direction and refusing to prescribe needed medication to those in extreme pain. A friend of mine has had FOUR surgeries on the discs in her back and is in constant pain, but her doctor refuses to prescribe anything stronger than ibuprofen. That is a MOCKERY of her pain, and I'm hearing that kind of thing from a lot of people. Doctors can't stop prescribing painkillers just because some people abuse them, for gods' sakes.
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  184. People think I'm being humorous when I call him Twitler. No, I'm not. Not at all.
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  185.  @CornishCreamtea07  Having a competent president should ALWAYS be a cause for celebration.
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  186.  @meoff7602  If that's a joke, it's a pretty piss-poor one.
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  187. He doesn't just sound ignorant, he is ignorant. He's a malignant narcissist - he doesn't need to know anything because he's the most important thing in the world and thus everything revolves around HIM and what HE needs.
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  188. +Dak AHAHAAHA Jesus Christ, the ability of you Bros to delude yourselves into the most infantile fantasies is incredible. * snort *
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  189. That's a specious argument, since half of EVERYTHING is below average. And half is ABOVE average. So your point is, in fact, pointless.
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  190. Also, why are the names we're hearing those of WOMEN? Where are the FATHERS who bribed? How come we're only hearing about mothers?
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  191. What I don't understand is why they didn't just modify the illustrations. None of the offensive stuff was actually integral to the stories - they're just stuff in the background. So why not just take it out?
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  192. How, exactly? Fucking Turtlehead Traitor has flatly refused to do ANYTHING to safeguard the election, so we're just going to see the same thing happen in 2020.
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  193. CNN needs to do a Cletus safari specifically about the women who support Twitler solely because they're AFRAID to do anything else. I guarantee you there are a hell of a lot of them.
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  194. Um, Seth... she's Canadian. You even said it at the beginning of the video.
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  195. Wait, this is the FIRST TIME Hayes thinks the populace has risen up against Twitler? Has he forgotten all the protests and outrage that's been happening since the election??
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  196. LOL, what is she going to do with this? The last time we heard from her was yesterday, and she was going WAY out on a limb with the weirdness. Now she's stuck out there on one leg like a stork. :D:D:D
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  197.  @glowingbuddha  AHAHAHA. Right. This just a DAY after she stood up there and was INTRODUCED as being part of the legal team. Jesus, Sparky, do you have any brains at all? WE HAVE THE VIDEO OF THEM SAYING IT.
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  198. Yeah, Mike, but Obama was a PROFESSIONAL POLITICIAN. So your idea that politicians don't excite anyone is just bullshit. WHERE did this idea that a rank amateur is better than a professional come from? In what other profession are people willing to get a person who has no idea what they're doing to do a job? Do you call a plumber to fix your car? Do you hire an accountant to do brain surgery? Then WHY would you want someone with NO experience in politics running the country? THAT'S WHAT POLITICS IS ABOUT, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. I really think this country has lost its goddamn mind.
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  199. Somehow, I don't think the gas station where that beer was bought will be unwilling to refund her money.
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  200. Wow. She has no fucking clue what her job entails, or anything else about government.
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  201. Pumpkin: Garçon! Waitress: "Garçon" means "boy". -- Pulp Fiction
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  202. +hawkeye5955 Bestest stuff for eating at the circus!
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  203. Inorite? Apparently the sacred "free market" is only sacred when it give them what THEY want. :D
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  204.  @Cheprechaun1  Narcissists are like that. Rules mean nothing. Hypocrisy is nonexistent.
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  205. +Hollins23 Salt is not bitter. It's SALT. Those are two different things.
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  206. AHAHAHA. It's so cute how you wingnuts pretend you're not the biggest snowflakes in existence. The SLIGHTEST contradiction and you start shrieking your damn heads off. But hey, keep playing at being adults, sweetie. It's mighty precious. * pinches your widdle cheek *
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  207. Nice try. Nothing will change. This country is rotting and slowly committing suicide. It'll take America becoming a completely different nation for any real change to happen.
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  208. ...says the idiot who fell for every lie propagated by Russian trolls, every bullshit self-stroking boast from a lazy racist failure whose only claim to fame is a shitty TV show, every moronic trickle-down nonsense biscuit from the top .0001% who are only out to fleece him. Yeah, we're the gullible ones. LOLOL
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  209. No. PRISON. They're CRIMINALS, the same as any other. Thus, they deserve PRISON.
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  210. So it is becoming something, then.
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  211. +Deacon :D
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  212. Oh, and by the way, idiots - the video cut off there because IT CONTINUES ON THE NEXT VIDEO. Brain and brain, WHAT IS BRAIN???
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  213. The guy lives in an insane bubble, and Scientology teaches its minions to stay away from the internet.
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  214. No. No, he doesn't. Have you ever seen a picture of Denver? He had that pixie bob haircut his whole life.
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  215. Remember, these are the assholes who wanted to cancel the TELETUBBIES because they were so OFFENDED OMG that a character whose gender is impossible to determine was carrying a handbag.
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  216. CUT HIM OFF. The LAST goddamn thing we need is that asshole Sanders fucking everything up again.
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  217. Oh, I think China will have a little something to say about Russia becoming "the world's #1". Quite a bit, in fact.
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  218. +mrdfac Trying to talk sense to someone who jerks off to the sounds of gunfire is futile. These assholes will never grow up enough to realize they're supporting an industry that is based on KILLING PEOPLE. It just doesn't matter to them - all they care about is their Shiny Death Toys. Even the safety of their own children is immaterial - their addiction to their own dicks is all that counts.
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  219. For all of you bitching about the FBI, they can't just go interview anyone they want. They fall under the jurisdiction of the White House, and if Twitler says do it this way, that's how they have to do it. Believe me, there are plenty of people there who are crazy to investigate this, but they're constrained against it.
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  220. Christ, he is SUCH A FUCKING MORON.
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  221. So where can we find this SNL West Wing sketch? Because I'd really love to see that.
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  222. I don't get how that last joke is offensive.
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  223. Avenger22 "Libertarian / Liberal"??  There's your first mistake right there.  I'm not a Libertarian, thank you, as I consider other people to be as important as myself, and deserving of as much consideration.  So please don't come to me with your pretense of us being just the same - we're not.  Liberals actually care about people besides themselves.
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  224. Avenger22 LOL.  Nice try.  No, I know perfectly well what a Libertarian is, kiddo.  Don't try to teach your grandma to suck eggs.  I didn't fall for that bullshit back in the 70's, and I'm certainly not going to fall for it now. 
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  225. Dealing with it like WHAT? Taking a couple of days off, which is what any doctor would tell her to do?
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  226. Incredible that so many idiots believed Twitler's complete and utter bullshit promises.
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  227. It would have been funnier without the gesture, I think.
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  228. Fake Grapefruit AHAHAHAAAAA.  Gods, you paranoid wingnuts are so funny.
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  229. Trump's freaking out realizing he's going to have to LIVE in the White House, no excuses. For four years. If he isn't now, he will be, the minute he steps into the place.
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  230. ***** By saying the opposite?  Okaaayy...
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  231. ***** Awww, it's so cute how you try to sound intelligent.  * pats your widdle head * If you say the OPPOSITE of something, you cannot be IMPLYING that thing.  You are SAYING THE OPPOSITE. I'm sorry you missed school the day they taught English, but that is end of it.  If you CONTRADICT something, you cannot be IMPLYING it.
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  232. And you'll never get a brain if you keep pouring bullshit between your ears, Sparky.
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  233.  @maryrosekent8223  Wow, you're lucky! :)
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  234. Don't forget film directors! They wear red hats on the set in order to be seen easily. So add Ron Howard to that list!
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  235. +Adam Mosel What a pathetic little weasel you are.
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  236. And yet they are STILL paid less.
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  237. Cunning and vile and greedy and dangerous do not preclude his being a moron. In fact, they go hand-in-hand with his deep, DEEP stupidity.
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  238. What was his reasoning behind that? I'd like to know what he meant. I mean, I don't agree with him, but I prefer to know the context of a pronouncement like that.
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  239. PETA are a bunch of spotlight-hogging assholes who care more about theatrical tricks than about animals. They believe pets are better off dead than in homes. You're never going to get me to support them in any way.
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  240. Twitler is pathetic. His desperation at the idea of Mueller testifying is so nakedly obvious, it's kind of sad.
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  241. Everybody's talking about what this guy did thirty years ago. But nobody's talking about what he's doing now: opposing legislation that would go the next step to take away women's rights of self-determination. No, it's more important that we pillory him for being a dick in college. Is he doing that kind of thing NOW? Then why isn't what he's doing NOW more important than what he did thirty years ago? DID WE LEARN NOTHING FROM THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT AL FRANKEN?? Doesn't it make anyone just a little suspicious that this picture surfaced NOW, right when that abortion bullshit it going on? Jesus, the left will never stop leaping eagerly to knife our own allies in the back. But hey, I guess us women will have to sit down and shut up about our rights because there are More Important Things To Think About.
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  242. Auntie Maxine with subpoena power. AUNTIE MAXINE WITH SUBPOENA POWER. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I'M SO HAPPY
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  243. Oh, so all this hellish insanity is YOUR fault.
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  244. That last bit's gotten ridiculous. A joke about an racist cop being racist is somehow itself racist?
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  245. That's what they're working on, and it looks like they're going to succeed.
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  246. Such utter bullshit. Idiots who want to use their stupid little toy to record everything are just that - idiots.
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  247. They're sick, broken people who find joy in hate.
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  248. 218 people are butthurt MAGAts.
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  249. And she did it THREE TIMES. While actually looking LIKE A WOMAN!!! Maybe we'll see the end of gymnasts who look like little children!!!
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  250. +Sindollx666x ...where nobody will admit to being related to him.
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  251. 133 people are still limping.
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  252. I don't know why anyone is surprised by any of this. The rich have ALWAYS bribed their way into whatever they want. It's always been this way and it always will be. People have to stop deluding themselves with this bullshit about America having anything to do with "equality" or "fairness". Stop drinking the Flavr-Aid - the rich own everything and do what they want. These assholes will get a slap on the wrist, everyone will forget about it, and the rich will go right on bribing to get their kids into these schools.
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  253. LOL, what whiners these GQPpers are.
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  254. Is there some reason it can't be both? Floyd's murder was the catalyst, and it's highly, HIGHLY patronizing of you to redefine the meaning of people's actions. Speak for yourself, please.
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  255. Ridiculous. Jeez, those people are idiots.
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  256. Gods, they're such asshats. They're all about their own egos. I could slap them all off a cliff. They give real animal lovers a bad name.
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  257. LMAO Too true!
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  258. If you mean he looks like Zachary Quinto, yeah, a bit. There's a resemblance, though Sacha's eyebrow game is nowhere near Zach's. :D
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  259. The Sharpie Festival going on online is just glorious.
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  260. They see themselves, obviously.
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  261. Why do people keep expecting Collins to care about other women?
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  262. He lied about it because he can't stand to be called out on anything he does, even misspeaking. A sane person would have laughed and said, "Oops!" Not this fucking narcissistic moron.
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  263. Mitch is hiding under the sofa.
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  264. That would have placed her first work on The Daily Show when she was about 14. Yeah, no.
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  265. I'm getting awfully sick of these fucking Blue Dogs.
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  266. His snowflake minions will be happy to throw all their money at him so long as he gives them permission to be the worst possible human beings on the planet. They're actually PROUD of being hateful and deluded.
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  267. Why stop doing the show just because there's no audience? We're not watching just to hear some invisible strangers laughing.
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  268. It was two days later, but thanks for playing.
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  269. Surprised that Seth didn't point out that on that map, the White House is in Russia.
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  270. Show me ANYONE who can play double bass on drums. How do you do that, exactly?
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  271. Ah, you didn't say double bass PEDAL. "Double bass" means something very different than that.
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  272.  @meoff7602  Wow. Could you be just a little more self-involved? They can't hear you up in the cheap seats.
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  273.  @edsnotgod  * yawn * Go have your tantrum somewhere else, wingnut.
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  274.  @meoff7602  AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA Aww, it's so cute how you think I was trying to change your stunted little mind. * pats your widdle head *
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  275. OMG, I totally forgot about the Cone of Silence! :D
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  276. I keep hearing that Target and Walmart are running out of TP and water, yet there's plenty at my local supermarket.
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  277. By WHO? Who's going to charge them? Who's going to try them? Who's going to punish them? Face it, the American experiment is over. These fucking vampire have bled it dry.
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  278. +Zina J Sure, if we had a Chief Justice that wasn't already in the GOP's pocket.
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  279. "Nancy was just riding her coattails" Not seeing much chance at any "unifying" with attitudes like yours around.
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  280. @Javion Makai Nice try. Sock puppets won't get you unflagged, fuckhead.
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  281. +Sam Handondick Uh huh. Go back to Moscow, troll.
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  282. AHAHHAAAAHAHA What a classless shitheel MY DAD IS A FLAMENCO DANCER, YOU FUCKING DUNCE. What a moron. I ASKED THE QUESTION BECAUSE FLAMINGO DANCERS ARE NOT A THING. That YOU felt you needed to teach a lesson in a subject you clearly know little about is hystercal!
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  283. +Paul Sanford LOLOL. That's a joke, right?
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  284. Well, since that's not what he did, Amber, I can't really get behind your rant.
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  285. About time we heard the GOP called out in appropriate terms.
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  286. Yes, of course. Haven't you been paying attention? They LIKE his piggery and his rudeness and his gross lechery. It makes him one of them.
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  287. Nobody ought to care about Twitler's lack of concession. Doesn't matter how much he whines and shrieks and refuses to shake hands. His concession is not required for the process to continue. When January 20 comes, he's out. (Remember, Hillary conceded THE SAME NIGHT OF THE ELECTION. Because she was a patriotic candidate who understood that our elections are SACRED.)
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  288. Wow, what a horrible dress.
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  289. Proves the utter hypocrisy of the "Christians" who support him.
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  290. Hey, I'm here in CA, too! Love our state so much. I'm not setting FOOT outside it until this madness is over. Nope, staying right here, thank you very much! (Though the madness is encroaching even here - that massacre the other day shows you there is no place in this country that does not have crazed lunatics looking to cause mayhem.)
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  291. Why couldn't Seth tell the white supremacists in the White House joke?
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  292. And when he loses - which he will - you'll shriek about how it's everyone ELSE'S fault.
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  293. He IS an angry old man.
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  294. I wish someone could have challenged him, because now Kanye's explaining what he meant and it's not insane - he wants the 13th amendment changed to take out the part about how it's okay to makes slaves of prisoners. But as usual, he messed it up like the jackass he is.
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  295. I am fine with the Department of Justice being the sword-wielders here. That's their job. Joe's focus on unity will help rehabilitate our image abroad and give people a positive goal to look towards, no matter how difficult.
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  296. We're doomed. That fucking moron is going to kill us all.
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  297.  @trueresponse3257  * yawn * Go home, Sergei. You're drunk.
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  298. Williamson surprised everyone by being concise, focused, and not wasting time. So much for her being "woo-woo" and "not serious", eh? Pity voters are so shallow as to judge someone on her word choices and not on the actual PROGRESSIVE ideas she's espousing. But hey, she mentioned love, so she can't POSSIBLY be taken seriously. What a sad, ugly side of our society.
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  299. +Bugler55 Hatred and bigotry and assault as a right are NOT "political pluralism". They're flaws in the human character that have to be dealt with. And your suggestion that they are anything else proves YOU have the same attitude as those monsters laughing in that video.
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  300. Really good film. Much better than the first one.
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