Comments by "Serai3" (@Serai3) on "Greenland’s Prime Minister Issues BRUTAL RESPONSE To Trump" video.
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Idea for a scene from The West Wing:
Josh and Sam walk into the Oval Office. Bartlet looks up from his papers and asks, "Why the long faces?"
Josh and Sam glance at each other. "You want to tell him?" Josh asks.
"I think you should tell him," Sam replies.
Josh clears his throat. "Sir, it looks like Denmark says Greenland isn't for sale."
Bartlet, visibly startled, says, "Well, I should hope not." Josh and Sam look at each other, then look away. "Are you telling me we were thinking of buying Greenland?" Bartlet asks incredulously.
Sam murmurs, "I told you it wasn't a good idea." Josh talks over him, "Sir, we thought it might be worth looking into, what with all their... mineral resources... and..." He stops, frozen by Bartlet's stare.
Leo comes in and asks what's going on.
Bartlet replies, "It looks like Greenland isn't for sale."
Leo glares at the two abashed staffers and says vehemently, "Well, I should hope not!"
Thus ensues a three-minute lecture from Bartlet (aided by a pissed-off Leo) about North European economics as they relate to dumbass ideas like that, interrupted only when Abbie comes in and tells Jed to leave the boys alone and let them get back to recess.
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