Comments by "ilr" (@iller3) on "penguinz0" channel.

  1. Don't TUSSLE with the MUSCLE son
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  2. did the teacher ask to see it after class?
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  3. someone needs to tell them to drink a quart of Milk first to get the real show-worthy shloshers
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  4. *Meanwhile video clearly starts with shot of 3-inch Heels* Yeah , ...about that
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  5. Depends on the community... in a small enough Forum community where you're GOING to keep running into the same people over and over again and you're both competing for the same tiny prime realestate, EVENTUALLY some kind of mutual respect or agreements happen by accident. Social Media OTOH, you're just a piss cloud in an Ocean that never bumps in to the same person twice
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  6. ^ and all their campaign donors who are literally the only "constituents" they do anything for
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  7. ^ is that gonna be in the next SMASH update?
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  8. he eh heh hahh heh hahhh haaAAh HAHH Huhhh ... .... ... Hue hue hue
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  9. corporations literally own our court systems now.... this shouldn't have surprised anyone who's been paying attention and it will start to happen a lot more often as they need to retain a certain profit threshold going into a massive economic contraction soon.
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  10. If it was PETA approved it would just Euthanize it instantly because that's what they do to what they consider Domesticated inbred Mutants contorted in man's image that don't possess the pure genetics of wild Animals
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  11. why does this vid feel like poorly disguised Softcore Cuckoldry ?
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  12. Then they should start by taking some of that Ad-Sense BILLIONS their parent company pulls in thanks in part to their Media-Monopoly....and hire some REAL PEOPLE to process online help Tickets
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  13. especially your Dignity
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  14. What?? ANTI CAPITALIST??? since when?
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  15. THERE IT IS!! ...I knew this account was in here somewhere!
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  16. LOOK AT THIS DUUUUUUDE.... OH NO NO NOOO
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  17. Or just... hold your Palm over his forehead as his stubby arms flail wildly about
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  18. and a big black Cadillac to your back door
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  19. Maya Hutchinson getting counseling for it first thing tomorrow
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  20. Shockingly though, he still appears to have all of his original fingers so this is a total Mystery
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  21. Pornhub's thumbnails are less Cickbaity than Vine's were .... Your move Irony
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  22. +ManOrWomanIDK okay but don't come back and tell us what went across the room...
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  23. I thought that was FF X's plot ?
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  24. Standard Muppet voice and Authoritarian Gloating. ...Starting to wonder if Hormone injections just make behavioral issues worse in SJW's, or if they were ALWAYS spoiled brats
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  25. this sounds like gross oversimplification
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  26. +Xavanux totally set himself up for disappointment
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  27. What was T-Pain supposed to mention?
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  28. +Coldkill2001 It was a Mercy Killing! Any Robin still there in the winter would have to have Downs
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  29. That, Onimusha and Virtua Fighter is something no one had on their bingo cards
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  30. There was 20 different skins per class in FireFall (the game Anthem ripped off even before Destiny and Warframe did)
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  31. +ScioTv no one in the history of this channel ever predicted THAT laugh
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  32.  @penguinpaladin5617  That's actually really f*cked up that so many of those Animators are technically inclined enough to get Verified on that platform but can't actually use anything more professional than Source Film Maker
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  33. ....while Dan starts straying into the topic of all the things he'd be doing to Rouge right now
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  34. there it is, this was the comment I was hoping for. *Faith in humanity restored*
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  35. How did they get through this in 1 live Take? ...I had to Pause and walk away from the computer half way through. D:
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  36.  @petrmatko6628  every single verified person had to have baited at some point
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  37. B/c real "Good Girls" statisically don't exist. That's why they're called Unicorns or #NAWALTs ...if the term "Nice guy" can be used ironically to insult nearly every introverted male, then the same twist can also be put on "Nice Girl" b/c it's a given that they will eventually act on their baser biological (hypergamic) prerogatives
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  38. What do you mean??... he's got the normal white Tshirt on, there's no reason for concern...
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  39. would argue a huge part of the good will they've had with the public for at least 16 years running was from the TF2 community being so entertaining even to people who never played the game
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  40. Marketing and Focus group consultants aren't hired to talk to fans, they're hired to give cover for Money Laundering
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  41. I live right off Highway - 6, can confirm Roads like DO exist where most of the traffic is Semi Trucks, Freight Trucks, Dump trucks, double Trailer long haulers, and Gas Well / Oil tanker trucks all on the same goddamned crowded stretch There's also a highway that goes up to Alaska that's even worse
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  42. including all the Futa is cheating
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  43. whatya mean paid? They OWN the Media
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  44. he's always donated that money away as far back as I can remember watching this channel
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  45. it's pretty fucking Cancerous if we're being honest... Marketing needs to be made to take a back seat to PHYSICAL labor
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  46. What if I told you.....
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  47. That video is still bullshit because none of the Police were even close enough to him to be in any danger themselves. And let's not forget they have access to Kevlar vests anyway. They KNOW even in the tensest of situations like that, they #1 completely outnumber the suspect, and #2 completely OUTGEAR this man who's just in a T-shirt. They are LIARS when they claim the situation called for such deadly and lopsided Force
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  48. his laugh cures cancer ... no wait that's a different guy
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  49. SPAM.... just report all of it as spam
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  50. Why is it called "slam poetry" ? ... it neither "Slams" .... nor is ever "Poetic" It should be renamed to Shout-Whining instead
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  51. Of course it would be an Offensive Game! You'd be controlling the BlitzKrieg! (HAHA, an actual joke, what the rest of us who clicked on this fucking thread were hoping to find but just ended up seeing 30 salty bitches all bitching at even more salty bitches!)
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  52. Holy shit that dislike ratio .... I think this actually IS Cr1tiKaLs most controversial video...
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  53. Birbs are now DRONES
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  54. +Webberjo I just learned more about Politics in 5 minutes than I learned in 20 years of being a Voter
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  55. I can't believe they got actual Human-like legs before Charlie did
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  56. Hide the Eggs! /Fit/ is coming!
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  57. 4chan doesn't like ANYTHING, it doesn't even like JoJo memes anymore
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  58. turbo-violent, turbo-weird, with just a hint or homoerotic ... must be a Suda51 game :o
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  59. party game
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  60. No you're not Black so they won't shoot you ... that'd be a waste of a good cleanup Worker
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  61. " they're both white as hell" no you've got that wrong, the one on the left identifies as a Trans Aboriginal Platypus Kin
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  62. +PopNotes Rule34 of Aircraft is well represented if you know where to look. ....Someone should send Cr1t some links and help him get over his fear (or make it worse)
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  63. waxy poop
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  64. Cr1tiKaL-Everywhere system, WHEN?
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  65. Cr1tiKaL is the best Neo Colonial Autocrat *of all time*
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  66. "Daht's dah Joke"
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  67. the ONLY way to win...
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  68. I rate it a COOL out of YES
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  69. It kinda feels like there's really nothing for charlie to even Tease ... what you're getting through the microphone and how he plays games is the closest you can get to his purest essence. being there in person to spread those pale bird legs could only bring the entire experience down
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  70. : /
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  71. its a shame he could only take 2 hits
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  72. He still is in Rule34 land...
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  73. I wouldn't, the only thing Prohibition is good for is Reverse Psychology. The consumption of hard booze went UP 250% in the 1920s until it was Repealed
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  74. Kyle Trahin ^ EXLax overdose!
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  75. +NinjapowerMS this was the opposite of a spoiler
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  76. Yah, but if you make it to 40, you get to be a level 10 Warlock
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  77. yet somehow he is radiating even Whiter
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  78.  @endserenading333  Harkness Test (look it up)
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  79. "every Teacher should get ONE (one free brutality that makes an example to keep the rest in line)"
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  80. We're all just walking Wallets to pretty women.... nothing more. There is no NAWALT in most of our futures.. .. no unicorns... Bring on the A.I. and then bring on genetically engineered concubines after that
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  81.  @RotheAlien  yah, "those dudes" also have terrific reputation, Keke (Flipnote) did a longer than usual animation about it. Cr1tiKaL honestly owes them an apology.
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  82. R O N J E R E M Y ! (the o r i g i n a l hedgehog pronstar)
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  83. We're the wealthiest nation in HISTORY so... we should be able to walk and chew gum on both of these at the same time
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  84. Welcome to Discord
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  85. who actually f***ng CARES?? Stop using an app for shit you don't want shared!
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  86. Which isn't even universal... I been gaming nonstop for 32 years ...hair is still long and blonde. Acne cleared up entirely. Got a trim 4-pack (I was never able to make a full 6, even when I lifted and took a short hiatus from gaming) ...if anything, it's been the opposite of "Stress Inducing" and we all know that nothing ages you faster than Stress. ... stress, and Meth
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  87. Did you try any of the furry dating sites yet?
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  88. oh shit you're right, we're way overdue in making rule34 of this stupid game ... time to get on that
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  89. It's Fine
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  90. No Rogan repeats Woo all the time that's objectively wrong nomatter how many Retries you give him to say it differently because he really only wants to say something which sounds more Macho or Traditionalist to him. Those are called "Anachronisms". When in reality It takes bigger balls to *go against* that grain in some of those scenarios
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  91. "The Tool Biters" would be a really popular Boy-band, provided these twinks were talented enough to lip-synch
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  92. the amount of shark porn they've made truly is astonishing
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  93. I don't know where to find the Article now, but one of those "Transitioning" guys who tried to compete in the olympics, failed to qualify three times in a row against Biological Females who'd been training their whole adult lives. I bet those women could throw this guy like a Caber
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  94. His legs have been one of the funniest running gags for a decade now
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  95. just hump them to show dominance
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  96. ...or just reuse a LeafyisHere image
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  97.  @lucasmucas9072  The internet WAS their Closet, all you normies stormed into it and didn't like what you found :p
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  98. I'd congratulate them on their Darwin Award but it seems as though they've already reproduced
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  99. Why did they even MAKE this? </random dolphin sounds>
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  100. What are you talking about? Everyone knows Bill Maher is the guy you turn to when stoners are being oppressed
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  101.  @That_Isabelle  because they overwhelmingly think Crowe is a 9 or even a 10
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  102. I don't think there's ever been an international news story as personally-close and snug fitting just for him than this one.
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  103. tiny tinas tempting tiny tuna
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  104. The best part is the focus on his "Editors"... because everyone knows they ARE the real bosses and the real reason Asmon's popularity has snowballed
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  105. Cr1TiKaL wins by default because he doesn't delete his entire persona every few years just b/c things didn't go his way
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  106. why not both?
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  107. Hot? I think you mean Ruggedly Masculine when compared to the "guy" next to her
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  108. sure hope ya had life insurance!
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  109. just step into any Walmart...
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  110. Cr1tiKal Speed Runs *EVERYTHING*
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  111. imagine how many animals you could save by killing just a few Overeaters. They're gonna die soon anyway
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  112. "anyone who still says kek or pepe will never get laid." REEEEEEEEEEEE
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  113.  @hipsterpup4713  We're counting on it, it was the Editor whom summoned this 'content" from the Ether to begin with
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  114. there's a perfect Mike Tyson quote that goes along with this (but I don't remember how it goes exactly...and I've already been shadowbanned enough today, thanks)
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  115. so you're saying we as customers don't deserve basic Support? ... should we have to go the RuneScape subscription route to get it?
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  116. He kinda already did by winning those chess Tourneys
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  117. maybe most of the reviews were all women?
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  118. that's easy, just go back to the Episode where he talks about his Legs not being twigs
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  119. Oh No! Without that additional 65$, how will he ever afford an additional Silicone pickle warmer !?
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  120. W0000!! TF2 wins again Bayyybeee!! (...it's not super amazing PvE content, but when you just consider that Mann Vs. Machine was FREE, it really puts all of this in perspective)
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  121. That's really disappointing academically that so many college kids ACTUALLY think Slavery ONLY happened in the 1700's and 1800's in America or think that it was something that was only done to blacks by west europeans
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  122. I wouldn't double down tho, There's still 7 months left in this year
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  123. I don’t even bother reading the comments on these videos anymore because of these LEGO Star Wars accounts.
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  124. what is "hate speech"? ..and who gets to decide??
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  125. for sure... though he DID NOT deserve to win that match against Sagat ...er, Ma`non
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  126. STOP HIM before he turns into Asmogold!!!
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  127. "or Anthropomorphic Reptiles" .... Oh NO, that's just going to lead people to the Scaly fetish. Hide the argonians and the salazzles!
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  128. I don't think that Bottle is quite large enough for sheer surface area Cr1tiKaL must have to glaze every night
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  129. Seriously though guys,, STAY AWAY from any variation of "Lets be Friends" bot posts. They apparently discovered security vulnerabilities in Youtube's bullshit and are hijacking user accounts
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  130. It was a FREAK accident
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  131. They don't operate on Science.  If they did, they'd know plants "feel" too: http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-01-09/new-research-plant-intelligence-may-forever-change-how-you-think-about-plants http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/videos/do-plants-respond-to-pain/12151
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  132. N3: Nipple Negging Newstravaganza
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  133. +Titus Tucker ... now if he can just master that same harmony on the Recorder...
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  134. First thing I thought when looked at Thumbnail: "Oh dear god, is that really Pink hair?" Second thing I thought: "Inb4 one of the nerds always posting to Sargon videos has top comments here too"
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  135. That's why I don't watch any of those other phonies
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  136. Gotta own it first if you want to be able to Legally fire it into the Sun!
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  137. amazing, it actually has a real TTK instead of just a "blink and you'll miss it" combat
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  138.  @LekkerNootje  Lets put it this way... the games you watched in this vid? ...still not as soulless/stilted as Last2
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  139. FUCK your phone!
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  140. even when they have "interacted", it's always been on the nonsensical schedule of "VALVe time"
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  141. WHO WAS PHONE?
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  142. That time stamp made my Dog go absolutely berserk
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  143. more paid off than the VGA's
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  144. I think it's a POE. And I never dated ANY woman, but even I felt embarrassed for this guy! Infact I'm pretty confident I could close the deal a lot faster than this dude despite having a lot less experience in going to bat so to speak and then striking out. This Sperger's main issue AFAIK is that he confused *Aggression* with confidence
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  145. Becoming a Smash Melee tryhard ranks somewhere below School Shooter on the non-showering incel scale
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  146. I want the clip where they try hugging an Autist and it activates their Fight or Flight mode ... that's *my* Fetish!
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  147. PLAYING with the cards all day would be a Card addiction. Opening the packs too much however is called a GAMBLING addiction
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  148. Pretty fitting actually considering how much parts of that movie also looked like a John Carpenter film
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  149. It WAS... until "meet your match" update tried to it into something it was not
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  150. @MisterSerpent We don't have either right now bro. The Market is rigged AF and any SafetyNets have long since fallen behind the real Inflation rates. We only have Kleptocracy and a government that blatantly lies to us at every turn about what any of actual economic data is. We're literally living in a simulation at this point
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  151. ...when you stop and realize this is the actual Future for every man 5'11" and under
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  152.  @imcrux6583  it always feels like Charlie has to be poked with a Stick and reminded to participate in the opinions
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  153. lotta people in chats were calling it "Rigged" ... isn't it a Console Exclusive so this coulda been a paid off Marketing move??
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  154. Same, always in the Pro-Lyle camp in the oney comments just because he was the only one who could beat Tomar in Worms
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  155. what exactly would his neighbor do?....record it and put it up on Youtube??
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  156. @Kyle - well no, that's very unlikely as I'm only in FemDom. This has a completely different feel to it .... Do you even care, or were you just trying to look cool on the internets?
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  157. wouldn't that be getting what the kids all call "Ratio'd" ? Back in my day, we used to have actual DownVotes
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  158. "This was more fun when she wasn't here" -- the next 4 years in a nutshell
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  159. Just wanna point out: BNS is NOT an mmorpg, it's a Lobby Fighting game ... don't lump in MMORPG'ers on this Dumpster Fire
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  160. This explains so much about super tuesday
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  161. God loves endless Escalation, and USA ended up being born Goku
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  162. Really proud of Cr1tiKaL for practicing due diligence in actually researching the charity Situations instead of just blissfully tossing money into the mental masturbation Void. And he's right, a lot of the biggest Charities out there actually spend most of the donations they get on Administration and outreach (bs term for MARKETING positions filled by their unqualified Cronies).
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  163. " Apotheosis " fuck it, I'm out guys. I cant handle this much trying to be meta
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  164. +Jon Doe (Mr White Foxy) throw some Prairie Dogs at it, it'll make its own safe space out of their corpses
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  165. What a LOOSAH!
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  166. slayerq3 Not enough drawl to be texan. not enough crazy to be carolinian. not enough envy to be okie. not enough god to be kansasian. definitely not midwestern. creepy impression of some bastard-child of alabamba & wyoming maybe?
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  167. +Elementary Abuse-Chan sounds .... GENTLE
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  168. Whatever he paid these poor women to pretend they're into it .... it still wasn't enough (just like Bill Cosby)
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  169. It's 7pm
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  170. +FusionZGamer ...more Youtubers need to stand up for Artists and Cartoonists in general b/c they're routinely payed way less than anyone else and shit on and from pretty much every angle, especially from Youtube itself as it only monetizes on the basis of minutes produced rather than quality of minutes, rewatched hits, and effort put in
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  171. TyrannWright FAHK DAH POPO
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  172. "The Plastic tips on the end of shoelaces are called Aglets, their purpose is Sinister"
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  173. same here in Colorado ... 4 of them in a town of 5000 ppl
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  174. Hilarious in that its "gunplay" is ALWAYS among the lowest-skill requirement shooters in the industry. It's just slightly above Splatoon and "Hanzo main"
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  175. and his legs are more convincing looking than Charlie's real legs
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  176. Adult Swim is on Cable and they've always gotten away with way more controversial stuff than 2019/2020 Youtube is allowing
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  177. He stared into the Void ... and it became Him
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  178. Was I imagining things, or did that girl look like she could pass for an underrage body-type? How many MAPs does Twitch employ??
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  179. "What's a Hitbox??" <== ppl who learned to FPS on Overwatch
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  180. @Doge - It's a 3d Rig, designed with Shaders to resemble a 2D model. It's nowhere near as good as the ones Arc Sys makes but it's totally fair to generalize it as a 2D cartoon b/c that's the end goal of this "Style"
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  181. Charlie meme'ing on about his IQ as the main Bit in this is a weird tone after watching him Dunk on some chess masters last month
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  182. WHO'S free speech exactly do they hold up? They definitely don't hold up free expression when it comes to anything sexual
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  183. g o t t e m
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  184. No one would have gotten this passing around in the first place if she was only a 5 or a 6
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  185. Not with its stupid ass PG-Rating TOS it wouldn't. PORN HUB FOR NEW BEST STREAMING HOPE! *crosses fingers*
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  186. This comment was so META that many of its upvotes were due to an APP
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  187. "girl" ... that is not the body of any girl I've ever seen... and I live in the country where women gotta lift too
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  188.  ɮօʊռсє օռ ժᎥռցʊร  yes you just described the whole genre perfectly
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  189. He should just keep the Camera pointed at his DOG instead
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  190. HA HA, smol P P's
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  191. This was the Best Christmas Present ever. May Jesus and Positron both bless our whiteShirted monotone Turbo Chad
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  192. @Swedish Dragonborne - yeah but unfortunately a level 5 Wizard only gets cast Resolve and THOT immunity. ...nice to have, but the real super human stuff is at the level cap
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  193. Reacting to bad Animation was Peak Cr1tiKaL
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  194. Runner up title: "A wizard of penis is a bit of a Stretch"
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  195. All these Lego trolls still being here a week after their terrible meme'ing Failed is TURBO GAY
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  196. ramen too pricey, try rice+cornstarch packing-peanuts and dandelions
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  197. ...and then it would auto-juggle until S-ranking
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  198. Just don't expect much from his spindly legs
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  199. where would you come to that conclusion from? They wouldn't be chasing after women so hard if they didn't LIKE them. Do they love every aspect about every woman? How many Women like every aspect about every other woman they have to deal with? ...they've done studies on this, you do realize that right?
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  200. never once heard of 'em....
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  201. Everytime I saw their ads, I said: "This is a SCAM"
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  202. if for no other reason... then at least because Devolver deserves the support!
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  203. It doesn't actually seem like Nintendo itself is the problem, but rather "Nintendo of America"... a Seattle office of glorified bean counters and Lawyers is the ACTUAL PROBLEM
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  204. @SilverSmoke - I don't know ANYYTING about him! Just that I don't like his high talking too fast voice ... I never clicked his videos b/c I couldn't get past that weird voice but Youtube keeps recommending them anyway. This isn't about Me or Ben, it's about their turboshitty Algorithm!
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  205. you probably never heard of the first one b/c this sequel was a vast improvement over it
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  206. FG fans been waiting what felt like decades for anything even half as fleshed out as 3rd strike & skullgirls
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  207. KNACK 2 BAAAAYBEEE
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  208. he is indeed an ICONIC small creature
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  209. some of them probably already have ... depending on how much money they helped those THOTs generate by giving them reduced penalties
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  210. because "disposable income" is dead for large portions of the populace
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  211. no way they're serious, this has gotta be Investor bandwagon bait
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  212. Fans were saddened but still proud that he even survived this long in Florida
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  213. There's THIN ASS muthafuckas all over the place who have HIGH cholesterol levels. It's based more on your body type
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  214. the fact he beat it with Fists is literally Turgid-Hard Factual evidence that it's an easy Expansion pack
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  215.  @seviare1659  what's that got to do with Cr1tiKaL's channel? You sound like you're just NetStalking and doxxing just for the sake of holding a grudge. ...(and this is coming from someone who definitely doesn't believe in all that LGBTQP+ nonsense)
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  216. Imagine politics being anything other than a clever distraction from the Class War we're in
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  217. broadheaded Metal fastener Pun Atonement
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  218. +PlagueOfGripes WHERRRE'S SCARCROW!?!
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  219. +Gapil /Bet ALL RNG
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  220. PolyPunch EpicFaceFist ... that's all that needs to be said about that question
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  221. Patent Trolls are the main reason future generations will have to do away with Patent Law
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  222. Dimitri's Gaming Room calling it right now: Homeless HughJackman
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  223. years later... still have no idea what the hell this is a picture of: https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/112711521981906470084/118427901813064144188/posts?pid=5947440342949310610&oid=118427901813064144188
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  224. +Diego Juan Gomes FPS matters for a turn based game? boy I didn't see that one comming
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  225. Thomas the Engine IS IN ON IT!
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  226. Big Movies are coming to a end. They're too afraid to take chances and have any real moral ambiguity. They'll be replaced almost entirely in our lifetimes by Games & Netflix/HBO
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  227. +holycrapjesusman I never understand what's happening when I watch ppl playing this POS game but somehow when Cr1tiKal is casting it....it all makes sense.
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  228. blobbem but only if you could divide wet panties by Zero
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  229. +Bryce Kusnierz clothes racks need love too .... oh wait no they don't, they only care about fashion
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  230. More animated Sans videos using Cr1t's voice would be great.
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  231. no QT event to pull her off the Elevator and complete the romance portion? What kinda game is this??
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  232. Bender's gonna want his pocket pussy back
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  233. +Viking Eagle Eff that Overpaid Citrus Farmer....
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  234. "HubBub over very mundane things" .....well... until they end up being something highly ILLEGAL. like in this case :D
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  235. Hellyah Avenged7fold
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  236. the truth finally comes out: there's a lot of really right wing furries
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  237. Cr1tiKal confirmed fan of Nipple Duct insertion drawings
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  238. +Mitt Romney XIIV yeah but could you make it TO LEVEL FOUR?
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  239. +John Carver DewShine is the only one that doesn't taste like a Hentai Slime Jizzed in it
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  240. +Master Director http://revenuesandprofits.com/how-google-makes-money/ ...YT is not strictly funded only by adsense but for profit sharing reasons, it's the only one that's ACKNOWLEDGED
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  241. This just in! TWELVIES are not a sustainable Advertiser's demographic, they don't have JOBS
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  242. Youtube claiming it operates at a loss is an accounting trick to incorporate their "sunk costs" and get tons of Business WriteOffs. Here's the facts: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/01/google-passes-apple-as-most-valuable-company.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/02/24/how-to-tell-google-apart-from-alphabet-in-1-chart/
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  243. Finally, a game that accurately represent the Competitive "FIRST"'ing of YouTube commenters
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  244. +elitekjms ..not bringing Legalieeze into this or raw speculation... but there is real Statistical data compiled by the DOJ and Health agencies that gives us pretty scientific numbers on how many of both women AND men are physically or verbally abused in relationships every year yet much of it's not reported because it doesn't leave behind obvious physical scars for the neighbors to nark on. In most cases victims of domestic violence are 40% men and 60% women. Feminist think tanks claim the actual number of women who report the abuse is less than 25% of women (yet somehow many more than that still get support and help for it). And men who report it is such a small single percentage that it's not even worth comparing. The most likely reason for all of this this is that we are still very much a society that is completely desensitized to violence and conflict as we consume mass quantities of it in the media while still having a good amount of Puritan ideal carry-over from our country's Settlers when it comes to Intimacy, masculinity, and admitting mistakes.Also, Some women simply seek these kinds of relationships out without realizing it. ...And some women develop Stockholm Syndrome which is even more horrible
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  245. +Garuda Ramuda ..in Australia, even the forks are out to get you
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  246. This'd give anyone Wood
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  247. what is this.  this isn't HotFeed.   UGH
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  248. +FragMentEditing ....what are ya?, casual?...
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  249. Cr1tiKal Speed Runs *EVERYTHING*
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  250. Mozart best Composer of ALL TIME. Beethoven scrubs get Schooled
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  251. holy hell, who else remembers him playing the other buggy racing game just like this? & He just drove backwards half the time
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  252. Captain Princess Why would you even say PVP?... this doesn't even look like PVP.  It looks like a special olypmics simulator
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  253. Captain Princess Swag?
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  254. Not sure if Aspect-Ratio problem .... or just the Reality of fitness in America these days
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  255. Was that guy on Fire a sound clip edited in? Or is it actually that over the top in the game?
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  256. your nethers are now twitching manually
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  257. already saw a crossover with Charlie & that pink cat from Dolan vids
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  258. Cr1tiKal confirmed savior of mankind
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  259. BuuKazoo 15 ducks for sex isn't normal ...But on Cr1TiKal it is
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  260. Most of them are .... atleast the ones that got everyone hooked on Heroin are ... they just happen to cost a lot more
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  261. *EDGE*
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  262. Charlie goes to dickbutte mountain? also, turning into a human Pretzel is actually dead on for what skiing in real life is like
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  263. My arms are getting tired just watching this <<insert innuendo ascii here>>
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  264. imagine failing NNN without even being erect...
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  265. legs like a water strider
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  266. 28:47 did.... did no one else... hear that? Should I have even asked?
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  267. they only know how to make divisive Mary Sues. ...witness TLOU2
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  268. That'd probably be a lot more Entertaining, and Scary
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  269. No there is definitely BAD ice creams and plenty of them because most of the super market brands are loaded with Fillers called "Gums". Look it up ... crap like "Guar" and Locust Bean. Does that sound appetizing to anyone?? It shouldn't!
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  270. You live in a Camper Van!
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  271. Okay smart guy, but how are Elastic Vaginas made ?
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  272. Riot is just the next Blizzard+WotC-in-waiting ... i don't understand how everyone else can't see this
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  273. HA HA, smol P P's
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  274. what is this S.t.a.l.k.e.r. propaganda??
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  275. Nah... all music the past 20 years already sounded like it was created by a machine. That's why it's hard to tell it from A.I. gen'd
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  276. especially Tomar
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  277. I liked this video before even watching. Some things in life are just guaranteed and Charlie's dead pan titles being accurate is are one of those things
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  278. I'd be avoiding them in general if I lived in Florida...
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  279. No, I usually support every country's right to "Nationalism" movements, but GAB is 100% TradSimp LOLbertarians and Useful idiots for GOP Grifters ...Shid on it every chance you get plz. They are NOT real populists
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  280. I thought they already did??
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  281. CAT GOPHER SIX DOLLAH I PUT ENOUGH MSG ON IT
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  282. instead of raising everyone up to the same standard of living.... they just take half of what their popular streamers make so everyone's miserable ? ...isn't this like, the definition of communism or something ?
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  283. So does that mean you have to Grind with it for 12 hours before it will do anything cool?
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  284. imagine thinking you can actually pass as a different Sex... same energy
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  285. That awkward feeling when your first exposure to "PawPatrol" wasn't even this video or the Article but was random internet Porn
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  286. OH NO, he made Ze Bad Joke
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  287. people need to call it what it really is... the pussy-pass. Even rich guys like Elon Musk are jealous of it
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  288. there was a time when everyone went ape shit just from hearing is voice crack a little ... it's inspiring how much he's grown from his old persona
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  289. surviving a Bastion = B Tier. surviving on a block overlooking lava anywhere that a random Skeleton can spawn behind you: S Tier
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  290. I hiked to school in the 80's.... ...it was still like this but with more traffic and bigger snow drifts
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  291. I think I already saw this before in a Yakuza game...
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  292. I feel bad for all the developers in this situation because they spend every day crunching for TakeTwo
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  293. hopefully they all got banned for their unrelated offtopic spamming
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  294. Gameplay Trailer had to be delayed to make sure LMNOPQRS people were being treated better than normal NPCs
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  295. I wanna see Rogan win even ONE chess match... just one
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  296. Why is GabeN being forced to grope all these shirtless Men?
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  297.  @BillyMinnow  Why would we all have to stop? Some of us have a 1st amendment
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  298. That's actually the most Believable thing about anyone who ever made a Twitter account. ...anyone who takes that platform seriously deserves constant ceaseless Anxiety and Ridicule
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  299. It's like a FleshLight .. in video Form!
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  300. Amount of time I put into games each day lately: 90 minutes Length of almost every incredibly uneventful Joe Rogan podcast: 3-4 f***ing HOURS mulitiple times a week
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  301. do people just not realize that this is how Google and Youtube also order their search results?? It's ALWAYS been pay to win
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  302. Turns out he was only playing against other Youtubers the entire time
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  303. aww... a mobile thingy? :\ Was hoping this would be a return to City of Heroes
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  304. Don't care for Minecraft.... but a big fan this Notch guy's shitposts
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  305.  @heli0s101  No, we mustn't ever talk about the one who is not to be Named
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  306. Where's that person in the Comments who quit masturbating just so they could come here and find out it's time to masturbate?
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  307. ...just like the entire News media was for decades (but most of you never noticed)
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  308. at this rate, We're gonna get a full out Boogaloo before we get either of those
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  309.  @wingsof5stack390  why Y'all responding to obvious Bots?
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  310. you haven't taken a commission from Alty tho' right? As long as you don't do that you can still live with yourself through heavy medication
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  311. Beef Stew is the Dark Souls of Frog Fractions
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  312. Not the guys in these videos....
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  313. ...OR, it has certified intel-ministry of Israel all over both it and our own "government" too
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  314. the tiddy streamers don't seem to have the same requirements? ...do you think that's merely a coincidence?
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  315. No Manlet should have this much power!
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  316.  @aeoligarlic4024  last I checked, it wasn't a crime to avoid interacting with them
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  317.  @Raidcruise  it makes sense IF you understand casting choices. These same offended whiteknights would be nodding emphatically if the same comment was directed at men regarding scarlett johansen clad in spandex
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  318.  @lalalaalalaaaa  How's that at all true?? You don't have to ASK each one in person when we already have more Demographics data overload than any society probably ever should have access to...
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  319. Those people don't even understand that the "harassment" itself wasn't nearly as pervasive as the wage theft, labor abuses, and FRAUD that executives and HR were all conspiring on. Twitter only has one mode: fake "Progressive" Outrage
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  320. Nah this was actually what happened all of the time back when we had Robber Barons running everything. Don't be too surprised when other companies start doing it too after our Government just plays this off and doesn't put a single executive in jail
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  321. BUHY GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
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  322. Most "gamers" have been "conservatized" / redpilled by every single NeoGaf-Twitter woke spree so the ones who actually BUY products and play them, will SUPPORT out-of-spite whatever Reddit-Polygon is attempting to demonize that week.
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  323. The blow up happens ya go on Maury Povich and reveal to your pregnant wife you had a Secret Vasectomy years ago
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  324. Oh no! they got Starfox too!
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  325. Shrodinger's Moist
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  326. ppl that say stuff like this usually just jealous their waifu wasn't getting the same volume or quality of attention
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  327. "immune system" ... people who took the mRNA over and over can't develop as strong a defense to it as those of us with the original Natural-Immunity.
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  328. you missed the best one (the one about Charlie's Legs)
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  329. This fool literally false flagging himself and the rest of the male populace by helping women "as a Class" be even more immune from basic Criticism
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  330. they're funnier that way ...also, its more than half that ARE true, it's just that they're not SPECIFIC to furries only, they apply to all shut in Nerds
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  331. Yeah but at the same time... look, I'm a good 10 to 15 years wiser than Charlie but I wanna point out most of his takes on things are either luckily Based, or mysteriously well informed. Some people just acquire more followers because they actually DO KNOW better. It's rare, but it happened here.
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  332. his legs are nothing *but* lies!
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  333. It makes perfect sense in that the first one was also a massive Camping fest
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  334. Anyone actually seen Russell lately? He's more Gabe Newell than he is Australian JohnWick
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  335. because EVERY single politician currently in office is paid way too much money to MAINTAIN the status quo. ...especially the democrats
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  336. How exactly could they ever go "broke"?? They're owned by Bezos, 3rd richest P. o. S. on the planet
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  337. Don't believe any of this shit. Biden safely won the Election and his Cabinet is completely packed with Silicon Valley REVOLVING DOOR stooges. These people know that there's nothing that will dare challenge their Monopolies for the next 4 years. ...least of all, us poor Plebs at the bottom
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  338. They have the same problem as our Governments. (...probably because they're all owned by the same people)
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  339. it probably just needs to jack off .. ..oh wait dogs dont have opposable thumbs
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  340.  @potayto_potahto732  well trust us Econ dorks then... it's ACTIONable levels of fraud and criminal in multiple Euro countries
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  341. What I think people don't realize, is that this Financial attack by a big legacy-Media "news" publisher on them through the BANKS, can now be applied to every video site that allowed amateur uploads. It's a real step backwards for smaller creators and if the shoe had been on the other foot, Charlie would be ripping Google a new one if they took down every non-verified user's uploads.
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  342. the Courts almost always protect corporations. Nothing CAN change about it until state governments & the Senate gets purged of Both corrupt parties
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  343. this would be a GOOD thing. (if it was true)
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  344. Charlie going full furry-communist now?? SOMEONE needs to pay for those artists to eat. Biden sure A F isn't going to
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  345. that Dildo comment... his GF Savage AF
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  346. Who gives a shit about Leafy? ...that dumb episode helped out Gundam way more and TBH, he kinda needs it
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  347. Yah...and then WAY DOWN below the programmers, are the Q.A. & support
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  348. Dont' disagree with Cr1tiKaL often, but there IS evidence out there that Mods have gotten private pics and other lewd "presents" from Tiddy flashin' THOTs. And even if it's really hard to find, it's still the simplest most DIRECT explanation for the corrupt Mod behavior
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  349. sounds like the Marvel universe needs a Luigi
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  350. I eat the Marrow out of the bones ... and then I eat the Grissle.. and sometimes I nibble on what's left for the extra Calcium
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  351. that's never stopped them in the past from only picking Pretentious and Depressing foreign stuff instead
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  352. hAVE U hERD oF tHE hIGH ELVEs?
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  353. ...It's like if GMOD and MaxHeadRoom had a waifu baby
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  354. yah but are we suddenly not allowed to make the usual joe rogan Memes about joe rogan being joe rogan A.F. just because this one affects us personally?? Half his youtube comments were those memes and they were best part of the "experience"
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  355. "life hacks" are just shittier speed runs
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  356. Hmmm.... does Cr1tiKaL not understand what a "Kilometer" is?
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  357. I'm sure they thought the same exact thing about the guy they called the Swat team on IOW: Go Fuck yourself, "TripleA gaming"
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  358. especially now that that something so unexpected as Buzzfeed "News" going under has just happened.
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  359. Point out how the main char historically had no Samurai training at all, or NO BALLS
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  360.  @banjofry9897  HEY, when we do it, it's called MARKETING, not pornography
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  361. can we all just agree that too much focus on Marketing and Advertisement based revenue in general is why we have "CRAPitalism" instead of fair trade and capital being magnetized towards Merit and problem solving?
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  362. even Meth addicts do not envy you people...
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  363. the true Oneyplays experience...
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  364. I N T E R N A L I Z E D M I S O G Y N Y ! !
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  365. So, much like quantum particles ... where in their existence is immediately pre-cancelled out right before their Absolute position is Observed or tracked
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  366. Hating them for such an extended period of time was like flexing a muscle... sooner or later it was gonna give out
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  367. nope, but it *will* eventually hook you into the Goon Pod while heavy metal music starts playing
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  368. No, say theyre being Homophobic, that one works even better for some stupid gay reason
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  369. they're both essentially Lolis tho
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  370. F A R T S M O N E S
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  371. Charlie's dad is right, a lot of the 1960's & 70's tech advancements that led to Military optics & Microprocessors were salvaged and back engineered from the late 40's Roswell crash site. A lot of those things would otherwise have taken us almost 80 years to "Invent" on our own.
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  372. Harkness Test (look it up)
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  373. give it time...
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  374. big throwbacks to his SoulCaliber vids...
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  375. Smart Dumbells
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  376. probably just more tax cuts for the Aliens that don't pay any taxes as it is (while we get more inflation)
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  377. Lawbreakers needed a lot less Automatic bullet hoses and a lot more Target leading skill checks
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  378. You got a Lot of time to make up for, Mr.
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  379. Even Communist China doesn't prevent chatter ENTIRELY. ..they just expend huge amounts of actual resources in order to Monitor it all 24/7. ....Communist-Google meanwhile is way too lazy and Bourgeois for that
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  380. counterpoint: Shaggy talks DOG, therefore he is best known as a Furry as opposed to an ultra instinct fighting god
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  381. Cyka Blyat
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  382.  @nugget3687  > Outside? 😆
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  383. Isn't it only nintendo "Of America" that does this though?
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  384. Netherlands is getting pressure from other Governments about it's TaxHaven status. They'll bargain off every other principle and clean out every other skeleton in the closet just to try and keep it those mountains of cash
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  385. "the Pop Off" is everything ... it is life itself
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  386. Matt skipped Leg-Day. ... tisk tisk
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  387. they probably think he's the most useless human they know which is worse than just being crazy
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  388. To be fair.... it's takes an incredibly high IQ to understand teh SkaiRams
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  389. Yah worst ppl can say so far about Blizzard is that it puts out garbage content that makes everyone want to Refund every penny they put into their accounts. ...meanwhile 343's approach is literally REMOVING most content as players are trying to play it
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  390. Yah, and that Video isn't even among Cr1tiKaL's most-viewed videos yet... so it's not a huge potential loss
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  391. ...and I'm pretty sure this man is a DRUID
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  392. That's because the Political system is too Exploitable. Neither of these problems will be solved so long as "influencers" keep pretending we have a "Two party system" and all ya have to do is "Vote" to fix it. You either burn the entire system down and the corrupt Pro-Corporate legislation with it...or you just keep reliving this severe inconvenience over and over for the next fifty fucking years
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  393. if it looks too good to be true then it was probably Planned by marketing
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  394. That Hanzo update look OP AF
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  395. not really that surprising TBH
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  396. and ALL of them Bought by SCALPERS no doubt just like the latest Nvidia line
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  397. even though it was mostly stuff we already concluded on our own...
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  398. their worst review they ever made that set all of this in motion, wasn't featured here... but it was God-Hand
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  399. I don't understand what this Hysteria is about? Elon isn't banning NSFW art like TUMBLR did, is he??
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  400. except His silicon sex sleeves still have more Personality than that polygon vagoo placeholder
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  401. For a second this just looked like a White T-shirt as usual
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  402. very first tool Charlie crafts: "Ah, I see you are a gentlman of culture as well"
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  403.  @lifeloxmc6928  ...until they get mercilessly slaughtered because Minecraft's random buggyness gives JoJo's B.A. a run for its money
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  404. BE the change you want to see!
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  405. It's 4am and they've lost control of their life
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  406. like, Twitter isn't real. Lol, LMAO
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  407. Sugar rich Food Processing companies also have the FACTS on "the Diabetus" and Heart attack rates.... IT'S INTENTIONAL, not "accidental" deaths at this point given the Obesity rates in this country. ...No different at all from the NRA and GunMakers
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  408. I looked at it through my vid camera.... shit didn't work at all
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  409. I hate how that is considered normal these days... I haven't hoped harder for a Fad to pass since the days of fanny packs
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  410. Ironic b/c they actually look like some kind of Animal from an alternate dimension Earth. (Otters most likely). ....the Aliens I mean, not whatever the fuck was in this Trailer that looks like someone failed hard at copying Anime
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  411. people spend way more than that just to open a couple loot boxes these days!
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  412. SO CONFUSED... Cr1tIkAL played the shit out of Fortnite early on when everyone was PUB'Ging. ...then it gets super popular and he quits. ...did he beat ALL OF YOU at 4d chess??
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  413. LOOK AT DIS DUUUUUDE
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  414.  @shroom.forest  what's that got to do with Cr1tiKaL's channel? You sound like you're just NetStalking and doxxing just for the sake of holding a grudge.
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  415. He's not the only one who's noticed this pattern
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  416. b r e a d b o y s !
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  417. came here just for this comment. Was not disappointed
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  418.  Anarcho Pingu  I'm Socially conservative if you have to Pry into it, but that had nothing to do with the question I asked. It's just the FACTS that Orwell's warnings were about an Overreaching STATE and the most common over reach by the STATE is various forms of Thought-policing Communism. Right wing Capitalist over reach instead usually resulted in overreach on Travel restriction and statist Monopoly hyper stimulus of Policing/War industries like 1940's Germany for example.
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  419.  @trnkabarfilm  Well then that meant he was Minority-Party sympathetic, or anti-Bolshevik then. I wouldn't call them ANTI CAPITALIST in the least. Infact they believed that varying degrees of Capitalism were necessary in order to reach a high tech society that eventually could phase out most forms of barbaric labor exploitation
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  420. LMAO, props to the guy in chat who called Charlie out on Runescape
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