Comments by "Deathscythe Hell" (@deathscythehell7937) on "Top 10 States People Regret Moving To." video.
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Hey Florida is a place all it's own, it's not for everyone as a Floridian people have a few misconceptions about our beautiful state. Shall I clear a few things up for you before you move?
One: we don't care about your religious beliefs keep that to yourself, that's between you and your god and no one else. (bible thumpers take notes)
Two: just because we're a swing state people move here thinking we care about their political views. News flash we don't care about politics, that's why we're a swing state we can go either way.
Three: just because we're a southern state don't expect southern hospitality, don't come here wearing your feelings on your sleeve. If you get on our nerves we have no problem letting you know what and where you can put it, with a smile on our face. (a chip on the shoulder will get knocked off)
Four: it's hot and humid in the summer. Not that soft white light bulb heat that Californians and northeners normally complain about. We're talking bring the devil some ice tea before he has a heatstroke type of heat. We have two seasons in Florida hot and not as hot. If you can't take the heat don't come in the kitchen. Don't come here expecting to see the leaves change, ain't gonna happen.
Five: then there's the bug's since we don't have winter there's not a cold snap to kill off insects. If there's a bug we probably got it. (exterminators are your best friend)
Six: the wildlife, taking Fluffy for a walk around the lake is cute, not he's just an appetizer for the gators. (the leash is like dental floss)
Seven: last but not least, you all have seen the extreme weather we face annually.(We won't bat an eye during hurricane season) There's one thing that gets on our nerves is every now and then we get a cold snap from up north. (hey, your weather is in my yard, come get it and keep it up there with y'all)
But damn there's no place I'd rather live. We do as we feel living life to the fullest. Life in Florida is definitely not boring, I love it.
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