Comments by "Average Alien" (@AverageAlien) on "Count Dankula" channel.

  1.  @elmoantero99  Or just encrypt your phone and refuse to submit to the state tyrants
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  2. sus
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  3. ​ @ghost_fueled_scarecrow  yes by helping the Roman Empire win another dub over the bar arians
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  4. he wasn't the only one
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  5. Also > trafficking business or whatever makes you millions > oh sh** need to explain this income real quick > Scribble on canvas, sell for £20 million
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  6. ​ @neogaming7409 ethnic restaurants are inferior to traditional pub food
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  7.  @Tofticus  I genuinely don't want to search for him on UK soil so that's a hell no from me
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  8. strong words coming from a socialist
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  9. more like renaissance europe. This wasn't medieval
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  10. CRAZY how this mafia can dictate how long a tube of metal can be, which is YOUR property. I can do whatever I want with MY property.
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  11. Aethelfaed and King Alfred the Great should be the real heroes of Britain.
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  12.  @MeCooper  You have no rights, LMAO.
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  13.  Beast the Grim executioner  redditor yuck
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  14. Satan's watch list and his loyal followers
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  15. even if its not jokes, you still shouldnt go to prison
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  16. this is why the government wants to ban all guns and restrict access to everything. More easy control, more easy to squash resistance. This is why everyone needs to fight for the gun rights, and force the UK government to unban ALL guns.
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  17. The state of any country is usually pathetic. This is why all citizens should be armed and taxes should always be voluntary
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  18.  @yesok4244  defending his property from a tyrannical shithole government***
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  19. ​ @publiusventidiusbassus1232 better than American "food" which is just heart disease grease mixed with sugar
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  20. just arrest anyone that drives a debadged corsa
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  21. Can't come soon enough.
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  22. I once heard what I thought were banshees in the middle of the night outside and almost shat myself. Turns out fighting cats make some seriously demonic noises
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  23. This is a guy I can respect
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  24. ​ @cristiansolano9491 The God called Liberty
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  25. ​ @shanezarcone5401  Define "criminal"
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  26. conquered*
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  27. @blahblahblah blah yes. Empires conquer weaker nations all the time. So it was rightfully conquered by england
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  28. jesus christ meth unlocks 100% raw human potential lol
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  29. Imagine governments trying to justify banning some symbols on a page. Lmao
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  30. that's the entire UK government. Guns shouldn't be banned, neither should drugs. Only force can solve this issue. Not democracy.
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  31. A LOT more important
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  32. depressing country
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  33. short man syndrome, the video
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  34. it doesn't help that 40% of the population are public sector drones living off OUR stolen money. I say dissolve the NHS and any other public "service"
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  35. exactly
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  36. there it is, at long last. I can't believe it took this long to get to her
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  37. John wick level plot armour
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  38. ​@FirstJohn2.12-17 Wrong
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  39. very well said
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  40. ​ @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650  it's impossible under capitalism
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  41. Back when there was still a shred of humanity in warfare
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  42. 5:12 holy shit you DESTROYED him he could never recover from that
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  43.  @cristiansolano9491  The God called liberty
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  44.  @cristiansolano9491  Liberty granted by being born a human being
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  45. Bill gates basically
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  46. When your ancestors are Aztecs, these kinds of things are expected
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  47. Lots of puns in this one
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  48. context or no context, its free speech. Even if that was his legitimate opinion FREE SPEECH IS FREE SPEECH
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  49. Why would the state investigate itself? This is the INEVITABLE result of having a state. The state, by default, has a monopoly of violence. Otherwise it wouldn't be a state. The only solution is NEVATIVE state
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  50. The dead pixel on the screen annoys me so much 😂
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  51. Albert had every right to defend his property from the tyrannical government and its tyrannical laws. That's how its done.
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  52. nothing crazy about it, he's ight
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  53. it's not, we've just been brainwashed to believe those things are bad for us
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  54. His drip was too much for this world
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  55. basically Joseph Seed from Far cry 5.....wait a minute Far Cry......FC.......
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  56. Hello earthlings
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  57. Oh boo hoo some sacrifices must be made for the progress of Mankind we live and we learn
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  58. ​ @darthimperious8661  womp womp. We all make mistakes buddy. No ones perfect. BP is one of the reasons you can live your comfy first world life
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  59. ​ @LethalJizzle  it's well know to be the best fuel?
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  60. Dank you should do a madlad on Lord Horatio Nelson
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  61. IQ problem
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  62. Yay, socialism, yayyyy
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  63. context doesn't matter. Free speech is free speech REGARDLESS of context. If a genuine racist was saying those things, THATS FREE SPEECH
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  64. ​ @dupee5223 democracy is an evil lie. Monarchy is even superior to democracy, in every way. There is no right to vote.
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  65. You should've asked for a trial by combat. You VS the offended representatives
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  66.  @wolfzmusic9706  You need to brush up on your history. Every source I found states that the medievel period ended in the 1400s
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  67.  @Vollification  Funny since the Saxons destroyed the viking raiders in almost every battle and we converted them all to Christianity hahahahaha, if we wanted to we could ERASE Iceland from the map
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  68.  @Mikkelborg1764  12 years of raiding unarmed peasants only to get absolutely demolished in any real battle. We mopped the floor with you dogs
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  69. My man took a W
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  70. public schools are state indoctrination camps. Private or homeschooling is the way to go
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  71. the little dot on his camera pissed me off so much
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  72. ​ @silasarpagaus3520 cry about it and stay jealous of our superiority
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  73. ​ @fidelio9301 cope more with your inferiority complex. We conquered you because we are better, make no mistake.
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  74.  D McD  two opposites cancel out
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  75. Of course you have a MLP pfp
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  76. War is war. No civillians involved.
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  77. Annoying? You must be a yank. You take yourself wayy too seriously.
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  78. The danger of not having free speech laws
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  79. There is no such thing as a good government
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  80. Every count dankula video is a certified EL OH EL moment
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  81. Everything becomes easier when you realise the state is a large mafia/cartel. There is absolutely zero difference.
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  82. IF
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  83. Great sponsorship segment
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  84. Every Gurka I've met is a chill normal looking guy
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  85. This makes sense when you realise there is NO distinction between a state/government and the mafia or a cartel. The ONLY difference is size
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  86. The Hellen Keller conspiracy is even more fascinating. I still cant accept that someone like that can learn anything at all
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  87. I don't appreciate the spacism present in this video, we are not responsible for this disappearance
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  88. It's just a government, no different from any other government.
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  89. Americans cannot comprehend humour or sarcasm. Americans genuinely do not understand when someone is joking or being serious. They need everything spelt out and highlighted for them. They take themselves very seriously, without realising they are the butt of every joke.
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  90. reminds me of hot fuzz
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  91. Me investing in 2020s be like
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  92. All I'm hearing about this guy is "based" "based" "ultra-based"
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  93. Members of the government are ALL psychopathic and evil
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  94. we've gone backwards to a time that never even existed
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  95.  @elirave4027  Yeah well it's a great thing we don't live in medieval times anymore isn't it?
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  96. Bootlicker ​ @NugicusStreetPhotography 
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  97. ​@@FirstJohn2.12-17The state
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  98. ​@@FirstJohn2.12-17Yes there is tyranny in the US. It's called the US government, and it is a large cartel/mafia that has no right to exist. Bootlicker.
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  99.  @PKM9107  Disgusting slop, none of those things even come close
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  100. ​ @blindi6326 found the statist bootlicker
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  101. ​ @Thickcurves bootlicking servant of satan spotted. Keep bootlicking pal. Sympathisers of the evil state will not be forgotten.
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  102. I mean what's the big deal, it's not like the dead care
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  103.  @mapleflag6518  nothing should be regulated
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  104.  @mapleflag6518  by whom? The state? No one should have the power to regulate anything/ We are NOT children in daycare
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  105.  @mapleflag6518  But you do realise that marriage can destroy lives right? Meaningless, worthless sentence. Absolutely ridiculous how you typed that out and thought you made a real argument
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  106. so the key to winning this competition is to eat a few tablespoons of salt beforehand
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  107. if they wanna cast out the crown they can come try and fight us
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  108. ​ @NERV_Mars in real life
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  109. ​ @hughgrection7246 OK fed.
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  110. Based Vlad, this still applies today. The homeless are all just lazy
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  111. We live in an era where the taliban treat their prisoners more humanely than any western agency would.....
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  112. Loved the rant half way through. That's exactly how I put it.
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  113. inspired by heat? Ok I guess its time to ban all violent movies then.
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  114.  @Shin_Lona  it was him!
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  115. We are animals ​ @LegatoBlue 
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  116. Too many spineless NPCs for that to happen
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  117. ​ @Tastyduckling5 Bootlicker tyrant apologist spotted
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  118. ​ @28russ  You do realise infrastructure is built by private contractors....right? YOU DO realise this fact? Correct? You're not that much of a halfwit surely
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  119. ​ @wilikaka nice try fed
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  120. was never her territorial waters did you NOT pay attention?
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  121. They are all psychopaths. The state is a cartel/mafia. There is no difference between government and mafia.
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  122. China is in the UN, it's a joke
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  123.  @mrtortoise3766  UN human rights committee? Would nazi germany be allowed in too? Mong
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  124. I love how nearly 1/4 of the video is just an ad
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