Comments by "Sarcasm Unlimited" (@sarcasmunlimited1570) on "Fox News" channel.

  1. Heads are not rolling yet.
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  2. Color blindness would cause a lot of traffic accidents.
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  3. Before shutting it down, you need to spray it with a water pistol and spank it around a little and then beat it down with a baseball bat.
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  4. Biden took a cue from the song Turn!Turn!Turn! by the Byrds ("...a time to heal..."). Except that his version of time to heal is for the Birds.
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  5. Even if the Russians "lose," that will not depose Putin.
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  6. Since the word is taboo, what about Let's go broomer?
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  7. Biden thinks the title Commander-in-Chief is cultural misappropriation, so he refuses to act in that role. He might be thinking Indian Chiefs will come after him.
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  8. David Webb was Jason Bourne before being converted into a white superspy agent.
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  9. Start by eliminating Martha's Vineyards.
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  10. Feebleminded Joe knew every Israeli PM personally, starting with Ben Gurion.
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  11. The missing ballots are brought on horseback in giant saddlebags. And someone headed them off at the pass.
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  12. Another option (to what many commenters propose) could be for bio-males competing in women's sports to wear a 40 pound jacket (a jacket made with metal inserts or filled with metal pellets). This arrangement would also bring more viewers to the sports.
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  13. Jagmeet Singh is one of the Elites. He came to Ottawa to meet up with other Jaguar owners.
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  14. Niinistö loses the bug eye contest with Schiff and AOC.
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  15. The Non-binary can be granted security clearance to the portable toilet.
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  16. It's not a failure, it's an opportunity.
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  17. That's risky for Biden. It might scramble his brain.
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  18. The Climate Emergency is that Billionaires will take all your rights away.
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  19. Bojo has eyes slanting downwards. China doesn't approve.
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  20. New York Times is a Djoke.
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  21. Merrick Garland didn't corrupt nothing. The FBI and the DOJ have been an instrument of the Democrats for well over a decade.
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  22.  @bobmex5362  Obviously you are not.
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  23.  @bobmex5362  It's painfully obvious your job is to spread Democrats' propaganda. It would be a waste of both our time to continue this.
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  24. There is a real risk of a short-term ice age. Weather change alarmists have a new alarm. Freezing. Initially they will blame it on fossil fuel. But it will make no sense. Why would cooling cause Freezing. Freezing Scandinavia and England will not be able to grow crops. Most of Russia will starve. Canada will be dependent on US food supplies.
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  25. Where is the Ghost of Kyiv when he is most needed?
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  26.  @utpaldas2631  That doesn't mean you don't need him.
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  27. Russia will only enter Lugansk and Donetsk areas if the Ukrainian army is about to take them over. Putin's talk about the history of Ukraine is only to give a backdrop to his claim to Donbass. Of course he hopes that the two provinces become a part of Russia eventually. But it's almost impossible for Russia to attack and try to take over Kiev or all of Ukraine.
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  28. Fauci represents the Lollipop kids, not science. But there are parallels between Fauci and the Wizard of Oz and his curtain of deceit.
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  29. But one of those idiots surrounding Joe is the smartest person Biden knows.
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  30. Political ads during election time on TV or billboards that say things critical of a Democrat nominee can be deemed misinformation by the Ministry of Truth. Same if the TV or billboards say something positive about a Republican nominee. "We believe the Republican is lying. Tear down that ad."
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  31.  @Mollyz1117  That's easy. He just slops paint on a canvass and it's on to the next one.
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  32. Fauci and his raised finger looks a lot like ET. And they are about the same size.
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  33. You are nuts. There is no invasion. Just wait a couple of days and you will see. My thoughts and prayers are with FOX News.
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  34. The military is no place for Woke safe spaces. The very nature of the job is that most soldiers will be exposed to danger. They can't send a message to the enemy like this: "Dear enemy. Please don't shoot at us or bomb us.That hurts our feelings. We will send you our Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Officers to explain the whole thing."
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  35. The restaurant owner will pour hot oil on the attackers.
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  36. He doesn't look like a true Liberal. He doesn't have that fanatical deranged look that most Liberals have.
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  37. SF Mayor is half breed?
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  38. Maybe the pilot had a pet name for his plane - Brandon.
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  39. Exactly what makes Rachel Levine a woman?
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  40. The school board takes it cue from Bill Nye The Science Guy. Fauci will have to fight it out with Bill Nye.
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  41. That dude may become the greatest cheat of all time.
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  42. At least you didn't say purple and green. You got to draw the line somewhere.
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  43. Polio and measles vaxxxines have been proven to be safe over decades. The C vaxxxines have not been used long enough to prove they are safe. Right now they are experimental, and people are the guinea pigs. We don't know the long-term side effects.
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  44. There is freedom to vote. You just have to show you are qualified to vote.
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  45. DNA is under great pressure to choose a 2024 candidate. This actually is the biggest decision they can make.
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  46. Re: thumbnail showing damage to a residential block. The Russians have said it was a Ukrainian rocket that went off course due to a fault in their guidance system. The Russian explanation made a lot of sense, especially knowing that Putin doesn't want any civilian casualties.
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  47. Russia ain't playing its cards right. Just give Biden a lifetime supply of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, and he will call the whole thing off. Lifetime in this case could be as little as a year or two.
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  48. Biden did send DOJ staff to investigate packers. Unfortunately, Biden packed the DOJ with morons, and they investigated the Green Bay Packers.
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  49. John Kirby, 2024: Russian invasion could happen 'any day now'
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  50. Thumbnail... At first I thought that was Trudeau in blackface.
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