Comments by "Natural Hypertrophy" (@NaturalHypertrophy) on "JRE Clips" channel.

  1. Where do you workout? AT THE CHESS CLUB
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  2. Always found it funny how socially acceptable it is to viciously make fun of regional stereotypes that people have very little control over, but if you do the same about the cultural aspects of certain countries everyone loses their mind
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  3. I am not fat, I am cultivating mass
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  4. Me: Anyone who gets their news from comedians deserve the disinformation they receive Also me: Get all my news from Joe Rogan
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  5. No purpose in life. No matter how many resources you have if you don't have something that makes you want to get up in the morning you will never see life as anything but a monotonous drag.
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  6. Schaub's ability to be consistently wrong on his predictions is astounding. He's some sort of reverse Nostradamus.
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  7. BJJ guys walking the streets like I hope someone comes at me so I get to show off my mad triangle choke skills
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  8. Dave "I make chinese faces to my Asian wife when we argue" Chappelle
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  9. Every single TV show is trying to shove their political agenda down my throat and frankly I'm sick of it
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  10. Legends say having Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo in the same room is the key event to trigger the Singularity
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  11. The only difference between Mike and a pitbull is that jumping on a car's roof will not save you from Tyson
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  12. Your kid wants a tattoo? Society says no Your kid wants to make himself sterile for life & create unalterable changes? Society says yes
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  13. That explains everything. All this time we thought Schaub was just a yes man but in reality Rogan's been hypnotizing him with that shiny head of his
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  14. So we actually have Eddie Bravo to thank for all these weed & DMT Rogan memes. I'm not surprised.
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  15. Joe: So how good do you think this guy would have been at jiu jitsu?
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  16. Pro-tip: Wait for Schaub to make a prediction and bet against whatever he says
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  17. Never forget that Joe ACTUALLY believed that Chris "my weights are faker than my news" Cuomo could actually strict hammer curl 100lbs.
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  18. Justin is going to try and stand against Khabib, which is everyone's strategy until they actually face the guy and get taken down 20x per round
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  19. I swear HR's only job at this point is to abuse PC culture to create issues that they can they solve, destroying careers while doing so.
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  20. Xylitol sounds like Elon Musk's future children's middle name
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  21. The disdain for Brendan in the comments is always fun to read
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  22. David Blaine is that kid in elementary school who would push pin needles through his fingers to make the classroom freak out
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  23. The entire Youtube comment careers of many, destroyed just like that in the span of seconds
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  24. Miley Cyrus: Pours her heart out about her recent sobriety Joe Rogan: Yeah that's great and all but have you ever tried DMT
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  25. MJ was asked to return to the NBA because the Casinos couldn't cope with his competitive spirit.
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  26. Joey "Rogan was an ape before discovering weed" Diaz approves this message
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  27. Joey doesn't need anyone to tell him how to handle COVID cuz he's a DOCTAH
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  28. This is going to be a fun comment section
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  29. Hormone blockers = no development of primary sexual characteristics, which cannot be reversed. Letting kids who barely know how to tie their shoes decide that is insane
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  30. Lab mice are all going to develop myostatin deficiencies, escape into the sewers and start their very own bodybuilding club down there
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  31. Lots of store owner probably pretty happy to still have the 2nd amendment right about now
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  32. Release Schaub on an island somewhere, give him a 2 hours head-start then send Rogan and the boys on his tails. I'd watch that
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  33. The worst part is that this Philly crowd seemed to enjoy Burr's desecrating their "lovely" city in his rant more than his actual routine, "5 more minutes of this"
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  34. Tattoo artist: How many bad decisions you want bro? Post Malone: All of them
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  35. You could send Conor 6ft under and he'd still find a way to trash-talk from the afterlife
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  36. We're stuck in a weird limbo between people who don't take this seriously at all and others who are panicking way too much . Follow quarantine guidelines, take care of your health and be attentive, that's all there is to do. Now let's hope the politicians do the right thing and help with the relief part of that plan.
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  37. Swimming in the sea is like nothing else. That's a feeling that cannot be replicated by anything in this world
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  38. Our brains have not adapted to modern lifestyle, and yet we vigorously reject that most of our behaviors are deeply rooted in biology because we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're so evolved that we made it out of the food chain
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  39. Imagine breaking into Tony Ferguson's house. You walk into the kitchen. As you go to turn on the light, you hear a noise. Steel against steel. You flip the switch. Tony's there, sat at a table scarred with deep gashes. He seems to be sharpening knifes underneath it. You recoil in terror. As he stands up to pounce on you, the last thing you see is his empty hands curling into fists. There was no knife; he was just grinding his elbows against the table.
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  40. 0:39 Joe 95% of your audience is men between the age of 15 and 45, yes we all know what a DLC is, we've all been skewered by video game companies enough that we learned the hard way
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  41. Joey Diaz ain't worried about COVID cuz he's a DOCTAH
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  42. When being broke leads you to becoming a 8 times Mr. Olympia winner LMAO
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  43. Wait till one of those myostatin deficient rat manages to escape and finds refuge in the sewers. Master Splinter in real life right there
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  44. Yeah she totally didn't cause that image to spread at all through her behavior, 100% the media's fault
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  45. Joe acting like he never danced naked underneath the Great Owl
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  46. Joe the type of guy to take his seasonings with him when he goes elk hunting
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  47. Joe "what do you mean weed is illegal in Texas" Rogan
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  48. Punch a Nazi is really a universal threat of violence when everyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi
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  49. Joe: I heard that weed + saunas can mend a broken spine
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  50. Schaub the type of dude to refuse to wear a mask unless it's Gucci
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  51. When I was 5 years old I wanted to be a snake. I'm glad my parents didn't let me cut off my arms and start crawling around on my belly
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  52. There are only 2 types of people who hitchhike: 1- Coolest most chillest dudes on Earth 2 - Serial killers
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  53. How many malls has uncle Joey personally pilfered and ruined?
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  54. We're governed and being lorded over by people who are less competent than us, that are being fed & housed with our taxes.
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  55. You sometimes come across those freaks of nature that you can tell at a single glance would be tremendous at a given sport. The easiest way to get them to give it a try is always some free shit lol
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  56. All I know is if we're still under lock-down when Summer really hits people are going to go bananas
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  57. Eddie the type of guy to refuse to get a massage because he never gives up his back
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  58. They went home after realizing that gluten free wagyu infused buns didn't just start materializing from the skies
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  59. CIA: We're gonna need a bigger rope
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  60. Tony Ferguson looked like he just fought Tony Ferguson
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  61. Khabib's strategy versus anyone: Just smesh
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  62. MJ's competitive spirit can melt steel beams
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  63. Lotsa people saying they would rather have people be honest than kind and yet will get upset the second someone calls they out on their sh*t
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  64. Bernie dropping out means 4 more years of Trump
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  65. Jocko casually snapping people's necks and not even realizing it lmao
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  66. Australia, where even toads become a big problem. Meanwhile in the USA we're turning the friggin frogs gay
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  67. Unless people start checking for products marked "Made in China" they will always gravitate towards the cheap stuff. It's going to take a conscious global effort
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  68. This is worst than what I see during my sleep paralysis episodes
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  69. To me the dead giveaway was during the interview, when she repeated the words her husband supposedly told her before disappearing exactly the same way as she did decades ago when he first vanished. To me that screams "script I repeated to myself times and times again to make sure my alibi was perfect" => "He said he needed to leave for the airport the next morning early, early, early."
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  70. At least you could trust the Nokias of the old days. Thing could barely keep track of itself.
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  71. Last time they spoke about their friendship Rogan teared up. Ol' Joe is toughening up
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  72. At the end of the game the last Boss you have to face off against is a big Joe Rogan head a la Star Fox 64
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  73. The Cartels upon seeing this video: Get that David Blaine guy, he's the ultimate mule
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  74. Can't wait for Alex Jones to get on the podcast and hear him explain how Gates is secretly a 6ft tall Iguana hybrid from another dimension
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  75. Remember that Schaub bet against Cejudo, meaning he had 100% chance of winning that fight
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  76. This podcast is becoming one giant add for saunas
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  77. Wait until Joe discovers that people do vodka enemas
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  78. The video of his crew seeing him off was quite something
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  79. Biden's amnesia comes in handy for once: he can just say he forgot about all these and the media will gladly give him a second chance
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  80. Brendan "only poor people catch coronavirus" Schaub
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  81. Once had a woman on the subway start shouting at me that I was "taking too much space on purpose and trying to impose on her". When I explained that I was doing no such thing I was told to stop mansplaining/manspreading and to scoot over. I was already taking as little space as I physically could, but she just wouldn't hear it. She just couldn't wrap her head around the fact that as a man my shoulders were just naturally wider than hers, no, it had to be because I was dead set on oppressing as many women as possible on my way to work
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  82. This is going to be a calm and respectful comment section
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  83. China's pocket run deep and their reach expands far. You wouldn't believe the amount of people that are on the CCP's payroll.
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  84. Ah, the obligatory Joe Rogan grizzly bear discussion, as is tradition
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  85. There's always that one kid that's already obsessed with gore & sex when the rest of the class is still playing pokemon and trading yu gi oh cards
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  86. Social media censorship... Like the type that's pushing Rogan to move his podcast to Spotify?
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  87. Joe "It's entirely possible Big Foot is actually a descendant of Ardi who got stuck in a glacier and preserved" Rogan
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  88. Outside of not being able to sustain it, we wouldn't even be able to enforce it . People are going to go out once the weather gets warm no matter what you do. Multiple places in the USA are already virtually not respecting the lockdown anymore.
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  89. The amount of talent sitting at that table could power a small town for a few weeks
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  90. This is still the best thing to ever come out of Philly after Rocky
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  91. Joe's been trying to sell me on the idea of getting a sauna for 2 years now, he's starting to wear me down
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  92. You know Bill Burr got in some fights strictly because he trolled other dude to the point where their only outlet was to try and bash his head in
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  93. Eddie the type of guy to put you in a headlock then lecture you about 9/11
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  94. Take a good look at these movements: every single one of them is, at its core, an attempt to destroy one or several pillars of our civilization. Every single time with no exception, you just have to open your eyes and it will appear to you clear as day
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  95. Lebron "China is ok in my book" James
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  96. Give a man a purpose and he'll wake up everyday with a smile on his face
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  97. Can't wait until all these hipsters turn Texas into another California
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  98. The media lies so much that they've gotten people used to it by this point. They can say the most outrageous thing with 0 backing, be proved wrong the next day and just move on to the next fake news issue with no repercussion.
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  99. That's being generous. He's be swiping the floors
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  100. Joe after this podcast: I'm leaving Texas and moving to the desert Schaub: 100% dude I've always loved scorpions
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  101. Reddit is doing the exact same thing. Anyone criticizing the CCP can be banned at any moment and entire sections of the forum get deleted over night for daring to contradict the "official" version of events that the WHO is putting forth (which is essentially revisionism lite seeing how hard they're trying to rewrite the narrative.)
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  102. Guest: "You remember the VHS tapes that were in the..." Joe Rogan: OH YEAH
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  103. Snake oil salesmen make most of their profit during times of crisis; meanwhile, I, a humble garlic merchant, only wants what is best for you. Eat raw garlic
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  104. They wanna be on the ad but don't actually want to do the tough job. I don't see many women fighting for equal representation in sanitation.
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  105. This is how Tarzan is born
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  106. Wait till Joe Rogan discovers anime...
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  107. What a shame it is for them to lose such a quality podcast host, I'm sure this will sign the demise of Fox
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  108. Schaub discovered comedy after realizing that Rogan would give him a full ride to a Netflix special
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  109. Joe "I don't need guns to feel safe in my gated community" Rogan
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  110. Eddie Bravo the type of guy to take Elon Musk hostage to get a free trip to space and try jiu jitsu in zero gravity
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  111. Rogan's 3 favorite things in this world: 1. MMA 2. Elk hunting 3. Drug stories
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  112. Joe's kicks are THUNDEROUS
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  113. They're going to have a hard time Epsteining this one, she doesn't wear belts
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  114. Can't wait for Joe to start wearing a cowboy hat and say "ya'll"
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  115. Lmao everyone's social credit score would reach 0 by the end of the first week
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  116. Bob Saget is the only man who can out "a buddy of mine" Joe Rogan
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  117. Yet another illegal Alien the taxpayer's taking care off
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  118. And somehow during this entire discussion about hallucinating Joe didn't bring up DMT once
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  119. Joe loved Space Force strictly for the uncomfortably long CGI chimp sequence
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  120. Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat
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  121. Back when Blizzard still made good games
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  122. Coronavirus: But wait, there's more
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  123. A masterclass in verbal diversion, that guy would make a great politician
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  124. Tony Ferguson's chin needs to be inducted in the Hall of Fame
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  125. Funny also how every single time one of these actors turns woke it's when their career is at its tail's end. They never open their mouth when they're racking in the millions
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  126. It'd be also cool if hospitals stopped triple billing to bypass the insurance and extort even more money from us. Receiving 5 different bills for the same ER visit is ludicrousness
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  127. His dad was pretty effin brutal, no wonder he's got a temper. Giving your boy a doll as a gag-gift to humiliate him & question his masculinity at such a young age was just messed up
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  128. It's crazy but apparently Tony Hawk is not really a bird of prey, he's an actual human. Look into it
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  129. Imagine a Ali cameo on the Sopranos, would make for a legendary episode
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  130. Jussie clearly has never been beaten up in his whole life. The fact he took that picture and thought: "Oh yeah this is what a victim of a lynching would look like" shows how pampered he is.
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  131. Legends say naming your son Chaz curses him to a life of disappointments and low testosterone levels
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  132. Fun fact: fishes can recognize the brand of rod you're using and will refuse to bite out of spite if you use a cheap one
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  133. He won't be satisfied until he has one on the show
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  134. 6:00 Burr still going on and on about the roller-blade fade, he'll never let that one go lol
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  135. Joey's nose is our modern day's Noah's Ark, if civilization fails and we all disappear I rest easy knowing that in this cavity will remain a vast % of all of our best discoveries and adventures
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  136. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. Now people steer clear of me when I go to the grocery shop.
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  137. 0:20 Joe fantasizing about being a Na'Vi and finally having hair / being taller than 5ft4
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  138. MSM managed to take that clip of the Covington kids from anxious teenagers keeping calm while being confronted by unhinged man to group of Hitlerian youth antagonizing wise elderly native man. They're a bunch of poisonous vipers
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  139. 0:05 You heard it here first folks, the reverse Nostradamus has spoken, bet on Cejudo
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  140. Physical activity is underrated for mental health. When you push through your limits, your body rewards you with a dose of endorphins that no amount of napping or junk food could manage to replicate
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  141. For someone who's ransacked multiple malls in Colorado uncle Joey has surprisingly positive interactions with cops, specially in Jersey
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  142. Tell you what I slept much better knowing I had a baseball bat near my bed & a lock on my door, people who've never lived in bad neighborhoods cannot relate to the level of security a weapon brings to a household
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  143. I grow tomatoes in my backyard and let me tell you that the rabbits seem to really appreciate the fruits of my hard work
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  144. Jimmy: Tries to teach his father a lesson Asian filial piety: Am I a joke to you?
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  145. Joe: That's crazy, Jamie pull up that footage of Mike fighting that pit bull
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  146. Twitter is a hate vault. Just never create an account on there, it'll sap any hope you might have for humanity
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  147. Justin "If you kill your enemies they win" Trudeau
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  148. "And he was telling him how to be funny" Someone should try that with Schaub
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  149. Back when you didn't have to try to protect your identity because no one had a solid grasp of what was going on
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  150. CNN like to dislike ratio on Youtube always makes my day. Much harder to control the narrative on the internet when you can't edit reality
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  151. Tony Ferguson the type of guy to tank punches on purpose to max out his CTE stats
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  152. Any fungus that can survive on uncle Joey's body is bound to be a trooper
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  153. That video title sounds like the story line of the next Uncharted game
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  154. He's got a black belt in coat turning
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  155. Most wholesome comment ever. They are indeed super chill
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  156. British people: Angry tea time noises
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  157. Bigfoot is actually a robot used by aliens to explore our mountainous regions. Jamie, pull that up
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  158. 2:30 Hello, police? Yes, my neighbor Steve took his trash out and wasn't wearing a mask. 3 squad cars should be enough
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  159. Post could be wearing a neon pink mask and it still wouldn't make him look any weirder than he already does
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  160. What type of weird shamanic ritual did young Jamie find himself into?
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  161. Have the famous hacker known as 4chan on next
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  162. Post looks like the kinda guy you'd meet at a gas station in Oklahoma who'd bum a cig off you
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  163. Joe the type of guy to shove a weed infused teabag up his bumhole and let it marinate
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  164. This guy reeks wilderness
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  165. 0:15 Joe "a good friend of mine" Rogan is officially back ladies and gents
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  166. The end goal is to make sure only rich people can afford the protection gun provides. Keep his mind that all these celebrities rooting for strict gun control laws have bodyguards who will not be subjected to such restrictions
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  167. Infowars needs to hire Eddie Bravo and have it co-host a show with Alex Jones. It would break the Internet
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  168. The mics on your Google device stay "hot" whether you activate it or not. That's the reason why you will see advertising tailored towards things you only mentioned out loud.
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  169. Rogan about to ask him if he tried elk meat as a cure
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  170. The West is under constant threat of destruction from outside forces but most importantly from enemies that are operating from within the countries they infect with their policies & twisted take on morality.
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  171. Whoever is sending me ideas from the Mothership up in space is clearly some level of interns. They didn't give me their best
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  172. I really like the episode where Trump goes to work in his hotel & walks people's dogs. Very soothing.
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  173. Some people do their darndest to die as young as possible through poor habits then get all panicky when their ends come, if you're gonna live life on your terms at least go out like a warrior
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  174. Fun fact: if an Hollywood celebrity doesn't get attention for a full minute their head explodes
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  175. You hear a lot about Tiger Moms but not enough about Lion Dads
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  176. Joe the type of guy to have a sauna installed in his sensory deprivation tank
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  177. Joe's ability to grapple with the fence to consistently being able to sit on top of it gives him a great handle on his responsibilities.
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  178. Wow Hannibal looks fit, goodbye moonface
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  179. Joe Rogan the type of dude to put toddlers in a headlock to breed the next generation of MMA fighters
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  180. The funniest joke I heard that spurred from this whole mess is people saying that without police officers, the communities will just "police themselves". These people live in a Utopia of delusion
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  181. I wish Brendan "poor people should just, like, find a way to make money" Schaub would weight on this issue
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  182. where were you when JRE dies? i was at home watching eddie bravo when phone rings "joe is kill" "no"
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  183. Celebs: We need more social programs! The People: Ok we're gonna tax you at 90% Celebs: No not like that
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  184. The CIA Agent in charge of spying on Jones communications must be having the time of his life reading these
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  185. The amount of Westerners who seem enamored with China and everything Communism is so foreign to me. It's like they believe anything negative told about these political regime is a fabrication and that they're secretly the happiest countries of earth.
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  186. Extreme weight loss stories are motivating. They should be shared and promoted to help obese people work towards a healthier & better life
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  187. Joey "Puerto Rican Jew" Diaz discussing Columbian Nazis, this is the weirdest culture clash ever
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  188. 2:38 when the last 5 winners have been named Mario, Giuseppe, Felipe, Giovanni and Francesco but you don't say anything because you don't want to get caught stereotyping
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  189. Biden doesn't discriminate, he sniffs black women too
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  190. Just came back from the store. Boomers with carts full of frozen pizza and ice cream as far as the eye can see. All of the hand sanitizer and TP is gone, no water left. And this is in Suburbia. The situation in big cities must be 100x worse.
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  191. Joe "you had me at baboon hunting" Rogan
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  192. Eat raw garlic and you'll be fine. You'll be so smelly that no infected will ever approach you.
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  193. Are you telling me that Mark Harmon wasn't REALLY a member of NCIS?
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  194. Watch the video of that kid who got a hamster a couldn't breath through his nose for years due to allergies. It changed the entire shape of his face in a dramatic fashion
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  195. If anything, the collective primordial disdain & distrust showcased by the average internet person towards Bill Gates shows that we won't be going down that easily. They should have never given us the internet, now it's too late
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  196. Every single person I know who works in the industry has been laid off. I feel bad for the small independent places, running a restaurant is already hard enough under normal conditions
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  197. Videos are going to get bleached
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  198.    Bro he's doing sited hammer curls with 100lbs for reps at RPE 1 ofc the weight is fake lol
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  199. You don't need to wake up at 2:30AM to have a great body. That's such an overkill lmao
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  200. Get Eddie Bravo & Alex Jones to skinwalker ranch and film their cohabitation with the evil spirit 24/7. This is how you save cable television
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  201. "Feed the masses"... Young Jamie going full Stalinist with that title
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  202. If only the area 51 rush had really happened we'd all be driving saucers by now
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  203. Someone once pitched jiu-jitsu to me as "the ability to know how to swim when you're tossed into the ocean". The idea's been appealing to me ever since
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  204. Meanwhile the WHO is still out there spitting utter nonsense having everyone run around like headless chickens
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  205. Apparently saunas can cure everything but male pattern baldness
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  206. Bill "I've invested billions in vaccines strictly to help humanity prosper" Gates
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  207. Tyson had stopped training because it was messing with his ego. Are you telling me we can expect to see an even crazier Iron Mike in the future?
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  208. The Rock will be Schwarzenegger 2.0
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  209. Joe "I grow weed in my backyard to save the Earth" Rogan
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  210. No need to go anywhere, they've already done everything to make sure the Presidential campaign race would be as disturbed as possible. The elections will be over before you realize it
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  211. Have it on a boat. I hear cruises are very popular right about now
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  212. Sticks and Stones was hilarious. It struck right where it needed to, and it hurts. Dave knows how to discuss cultural differences in a way that makes people uncomfortable while also making you laugh & think about the issues
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  213. I knew Biden was toast when Trump started talking about Hunter. You could tell that really pissed him off, so badly that he tried to misdirect the audience by mentioning his other son who fought in Irak. It was bad.
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  214. Joe "Political Chameleon" Rogan
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  215. At the end of the day these people exist because others are there to validate their empty bravado & pay money to purchase the products pushed by these influencers. For every motivator there are 100 followers
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  216. Apparently the virus only spreads in restaurants & bars, protests are off limits
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  217. Her: Bill Gates? Is that the Microsoft guy? He look so nice
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  218. Joe "If it ain't about monkey it ain't for me" Rogan
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  219. Some documentary crews spend thousands of hours trying to catch sight of a wolverine and this guy tangled with one...lol
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  220. 1:15 For the unaware, a "coyote" is someone who will help you cross the border. We're not talking about some Steve Irwin shenanigans here
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  221. Still remember Bert Kreischer's story about the time he wrestled with an adult grizzly bear for a film and almost got mauled.
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  222. How to get the old Chris Pratt's attention: wave a donut in his face How to get the new Chris Pratt's attention: challenge him to a set of push-ups
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  223. Tony has been spotted around downtown NYC, asking random passerby to infect him with coronavirus so as to "experience what it's like to fight a worthy opponent for once"
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  224. Live footage of yung Jamie getting triggered
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  225. IT'S MAM!
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  226. I too can hold my breath for 17 minutes I don't guarantee I'll be alive to collect my medal though
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  227. RIP context -4000 BC - 2012
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  228. Nah, SJWs in the US have now mutated to become full time CCP shills. They evolve, they overcome
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  229. Until we can get Google Translate to complete full sentences I think we should restrain on micro-chipping anyone's brain
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  230. 2:15 That's when you realize that the grind in itself needs to be the enjoyable part. Life is about the journey, not the destination
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  231. Certain Chinese and French studies show that chloroquine can reduce the viral charge up to 95% and shrink the contagion period from 20 to 6 days. Honestly considering we've been using this drug for close to 70 years to cure malaria at various doses we have a very strong grasp of the side-effects, so that shouldn't really be a serious blocker regarding its use to fight coronavirus
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  232. 100% expecting Rogan to ask him if he came in contact with UFOs at one point during the podcast
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  233. Adesanya has the power of God and Anime on his side
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  234. Joe's being a little tease putting on & taking that cap off... WE WANT THE SHINY DOME
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  235. 0:18 goes to show that a lot of these people wear masks to virtue signal, whether or not it's effective doesn't matter to them
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  236. 10 sets of puthtatforkdown a day will keep you nice and slim
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  237. Harvey "everyone was my friend until they weren't" Weinstein
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  238. Pretty sure those eunuchs did more than just "guard" the harems if you catch my drift
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  239. Jared Leto was so salty about Joaquin Phoenix replacing him as the Joker that he tried to get the entire movie cancelled.
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  240. A lot of people hate cooking but will gladly sit through hours of cuisine shows, it's interesting
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  241. Legends say she carries a pillow wherever she goes so as to not end up bruising her sit bones
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  242. JFK's head didn't kill itself
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  243. That thumbnail is every Texan's facial expression seeing all those Californians flooding in
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  244. France is having a massive meltdown over this. Dr. Raoult (extremely well respected specialist) has been telling the government to generalize the use of chloroquine for close to a month now. The government response? Classify the substance as toxic and ban its prescription.
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  245. To me this was the proof that celebs cannot go a single day without feeling worshiped. 1 week without the Nation's attention being focused on them and this was their response. It was an embarrassing tantrum and I'm glad it got the response it did.
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  246. Joe "Andrew Cuomo would make a great President" Rogan
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  247. 1:50 Can relate. Screw dying sick and old in some nursing home somewhere surrounded by people who don't care. I'd rather die a little bit early than go through this misery
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  248. WARNING: Consuming this whole segment in one go can lead to anxiety attacks, a mid-life crisis in your twenties and multiple paradigm shifts
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  249. Laughs in South Park
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  250. This interview explains the incredible amount of smug 50 year old + dudes that have been roaming around for the past few years. They actually think they know everything and can psychoanalyze you on the go lmao
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  251. True story: On the day I visited the Taj Mahal for the first time, Oprah was also there. She was surrounded by an army of bodyguards who were creating a perfect circle around her, creating a 10 foot radius of vital space between her and the peasants we were. Fun times.
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  252. Europe & North America: Let's drastically reduce our carbon footprint and recycle everything! Meanwhile in Asia: No need for garbage cans just throw everything into the river also let's build another 50 000 factories
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  253. They should be able to react perfectly under pressure every single time and never let the morbid reality of their job affect their mindset! , says the 22 years old barista who works 15 hours a week to pay for her electronic dance therapy degree
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  254. Is JRE considered a cult? If yes I want Eddie Bravo & Alex Jones as Great Priests to their leader Rogan, Schaub can be a janitor or something
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  255. Uncle Joey's drug stories < Uncle Joey's airport stories I can't get enough of him terrorizing LA hipsters on airplanes
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  256. China tried to blame the US first. Now that it backfired they're playing victim with the help of the MSM. Classic cry bullies.
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  257. 03:09 Joe "I'm not sure whether you're about to punch me in the face or not but it's entirely possible" Rogan
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  258. Fun fact: "Noir" means black in French
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  259. Whether I like or dislike a Politician I'd always rather have them speak their mind. Diplomacy in the realm of public speaking is more of a hindrance than anything.
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  260. Joe "I actually have a lot of experience with being discriminated against for my bald scalp" Rogan
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  261. Something tells me bedbugs will become a real problem in the future. They're making a big come back right now and if these little suckers eventually become disease carriers it'll be bad news
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  262. 0:54 "How much has he been training?" Not enough to tank an elbow from Tony "grind my bones against raw steel for 45 minutes to toughen them up" Ferguson
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  263. How funny would it be if all the countries affected by the virus (who all owe lots of money to China) just turned around once this is all over and subtracted the cost of the crisis from their debt? It'd probably start WW3, the CCP would be so mad
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  264. 0:10 Accurate description of a man stuck in his 9 to 5 job
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  265. RIP Tony Soprano
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  266. Every time I take the bus there's at least 1 guy talking to Jesus out loud.
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  267. why you gotta do our boy Meliodas like that
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  268. Whichever business got to build these massive ramps every year was also saved by the X Games
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  269. Joe "if we hadn't killed the Natives America would be much more connected to Mother Earth" Rogan
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  270. Every sparring partner Ferguson has ever had was involuntary
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  271. Hannibal: Leaving the US will keep me out of trouble Ghana: Are you sure about that?
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  272. Schaub vs a giant baby I put my money on the baby
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  273. 100$ on Joe bringing up the topic of shark attacks at least once in this video
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  274. 2:03 everybody's social distancing and Schaub is still getting his Botox injections smh
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  275.  @tlh1981  "It was only in exchange for directions bros!"
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  276. But who's gonna carry the boats?
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  277. People are finding out what they're really made off. The ones already falling for despair ONE WEEK into the lockdown process are making realizations about themselves that they would have probably never had to face if society didn't go through the current rough patch
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  278. 2:40 The average man would need 2 hands to pick a 100lbs off the floor but somehow Cuomo could curl it lmao You'd need to know absolutely NOTHING about resistance training to believe those weights had any chance of being real
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  279. Scientology's beliefs are basically the plot of Star Trek + murder
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  280. Raw Moose sounds like the name of an indie pop band
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  281. Never forget that she stated on live TV that she "believed the women accusing Biden" So basically she's VP for someone she knows is a rap*st...
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  282. Joey "I was romantically involved with a thermometer" Diaz
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  283. Ditch the soy, consume garlic & onion
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  284. Kinda excited to witness the upcoming copyright war between Joe "gated community" Rogan and the lawless troops of the internet
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  285. Schaub will feel right at home following Rogan to Texas, he's always been a big fan of cowboys
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  286. Reminds me of the Joey Diaz story when he slipped marijuana pop-corns to Bert's dad which ended up with the two of them having one of the deepest conversation of their lives
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  287. How did Joe get this footage of my sleep paralysis demons
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  288. I totally relate to these people. I cannot feel at ease if my cabinet and fridge aren't filled with resources. Food insecurity cuts deep yo
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  289. Jeff Cavaliere has entered the chat
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  290. 3:00 poor dude just wanted to smoke a bowl after spending time in one of the most gruesome war in the history of mankind and immediately got caught, talk about bad luck
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  291. Mike Tyson the type of guy to bite off Tony Ferguson's dumbo ear and still have room for the other one
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  292. Joe "I decide who's black or not" Biden
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  293. Logan Paul: loses against KSI Also Logan Paul: tries to fight Floyd Mayweather Kid never learns
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  294. Leaving California but voting for the exact same policies that turned their state into an open sky dump in the first place... Do the rest of the States a favor and sink with the boat you so desperately helped sabotage
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  295. Went to a wax museum and the Zuckerberg replica looked more like a human than he does lmao
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  296. The amount of celebrities who caught that stuff is abnormal, the ratio is way off. Sort of as if they consumed some tainted substance and got sick from it.
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  297. 2:08 Dude with a gun: I am the dominant specie armed with superior firepower and do not fear a dumb bear The gun: Are you sure about that?
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  298. At least his temper got us the Philly Rant... That city deserves it, their airports are the worst in the country
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  299. 1:40 Schaub speaks from experience
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  300. 5:55 Rogan's clearly disappointed by the CIA's lack of DMT use during that operation
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  301. Most people don't question his right to kneel, they question his *motives*. Funnily enough once the debate enters those waters no one wants to discuss it anymore
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  302. "The aftermath of the election" It's only been one week chill out guys lol This one's going to court
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  303. Legends say that man can recharge a Tesla just by touching the hood
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  304. Looks way too clean and freshly groomed to represent Florida. Maybe Orlando.
    82
  305. I identify as a Freak Beast and you can't tell me otherwise
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  306. It was actually Elon Musk piloting those saucers
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  307.  D2 E2  bout tree fiddy
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  308. I find that most "fun" bad movies end up being the ones that actually take themselves seriously. It's hilarious to watch. The ones that are trying way too hard to be "bad" in that artificial cheesy way are just cringy.
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  309. We need an elk statue, riding Joe Rogan.
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  310. LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYYY
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  311. Joe's about to receive a phone call from Carole's lawyers
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  312. Their fanbase turned on them hard though. Sort of like what Schaub is experiencing.
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  313. Chris "I had COVID for 48 hours" Cuomo
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  314. Europe is a better example of how fast authoritative governments can implement tyrannic laws under the guise of democracy
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  315. If that Dinosaur really existed the Belgians would have cut its hand and bring it back home to expose in a museum
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  316. Imagine having a podcast so popular that you can just sit around with a bro, wear costumes, smoke blunts and collect millions of views from it
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  317. It's either 1: there were always a large amount of trans people but society repressed them into not leading their lives the way they wanted OR 2: cultural influence played its roll and this whole thing is just a trend
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  318. Strong, healthy individuals should especially stay home. In certain carriers the symptoms can be so minimal that you won't even notice them or be bothered, but you're still aggressively contagious.
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  319. The government won't even have to take your liberties from you, your own co-citizens who are scared out of their wits by the virus will gladly do it for them
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  320. 1:24 Callen has found his true calling, too bad there are no Aztecs around anymore for him to follow on their warpath
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  321. Always great to see the Press put in their place
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  322. You can always count on Joe to bring the topic of brown bears up
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  323. "Like when I'm around little girls..." FAMOUS LAST WORDS
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  324. 1:50 that wife beater looks nice. And Callen's top isn't too shabby either.
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  325. Having a chicken coop in your backyard is great. Free eggs, they make for fun pets... Only 2 issues are they're noisy and will attract the zombie hordes once the Apocalypse breaks out
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  326. Joe "They got crabs in San Francisco" Rogan
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  327. The media: If you go out without a mask you're a criminal! Also the media: We encourage you to go outside and riot, it's your constitutional right to protest!
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  328. These people venerate Obama like he's some sort of God, very creepy
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  329. Tom's impression of Joey Diaz is the best I've ever heard in my life. Even better than Joe's
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  330. Stanley Kubrick didn't die of a heart attack
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  331. 0:55 Joe looking at those full heads of hair wishing his follicles didn't betray him so
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  332. When even Joey Diaz is planing on leaving LA you know the city's a ruin
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  333. I can make a killing selling mud to people, my backyard's full of it
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  334. She's the one who chokes
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  335. Dude managed to look fresh in his mugshot, that's a rare feat
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  336. The UFC needs to invest in its personal armada and have its matches on cruise ships. Have Dana White be the Admiral of the fleet and appoint Joe Rogan as Vice-Admiral. Make Schaub captain of one of the ships just to see how fast he crashes it into a reef.
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  337. 1:13 just like living around mountain lions, getting woken up at 4 AM by what sounds like a woman being murdered when in reality it's just a big cat messing around
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  338. Schaub looks more like Mr. Potato Head with every single one of his appearance on the podcast
    71
  339. The release of dopamine I get after a long strenuous workout is like nothing else in this world. This is why I can never quit training
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  340. Where are roof Koreans when you need them?
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  341. Pro-tip: Be first during the race to avoid having to social distance
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  342. Can't wait for them to ask the Lord of the Rings movies to be redone with a diversity quota.
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  343. Wasn't Bravo also sporadically shouting at him to attempt some crazy grappling move too? There was never even an attempt to take that fight to the ground
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  344. Fun fact: Scarface was Al Capone's nickname who, in fact, absolutely hated it
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  345. inb4 "she is a CCP agent"
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  346. 0:20 Wait how? Girls don't want anything to do with awkward dudes who sit there staring at walls lol, this transcends races, it's an experience that every single shy young man shares
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  347. You mean Elizabeth "0.2% Cherokee" Warren?
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  348. Joe "I hate Spotify" Rogan showing off mad integrity skills
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  349. If a virus from space ever make it to Earth I'd hope it would turn into a sick Zombie Apocalypse instead of just giving us a cough
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  350. They'd rather let 40% of the population die than admit they don't have their healthcare situation under control
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  351. You start realizing how important Free Speech is when subtle laws start being put in place to control it. In certain European countries like France you can be jailed for criticizing the President on social media under certain hospices; pretty sure the people who were happy about hate speech being punishable by law did not realize the slippery slope they were opening themselves too. The government doesn't care that certain words or rhetoric might hurt some of their constituants; however, the prospect of being able to control speech under the guise of protecting "oppressed" groups is extremely appealing because of the unlimited potential for thought policing it opens to them.
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  352. He needs to pretend that asking Oberst for his expert advice was absolutely necessary as to not look like a complete dunce since he's supposed to have extensive knowledge about resistance training but somehow didn't know that hammer curling 100lbs for reps was within the realm of impossible
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  353. Joe "my political's opinion on a spectrum too" Rogan
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  354. Rogan looking like a proctologist's thumb
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  355. They probably left a long time ago when they saw what we did with their gift of consciousness
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  356. Skaters are some of the chillest people out there. They'll help you learn the basics even if you don't ask and there's little to no snuby elitism going on
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  357. Can't wait for Schaub to start his rap career and dethrone Eminem
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  358. Put 20 men on an island. The last one to be infected by COVID-19 wins. One of the men is Schaub.
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  359. Guys, since Alex Jones is banned from Spotify this basically means that we'll never get to see another podcast with him ever again. RIP
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  360. America is about the government not putting its nose in my business and not taxing me 50% of what I make.
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  361. Question: Would you hire someone that has a high risk of being a liability risk & could damage your brand's image forever? Neither do most companies
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  362. Holotropic Breathing Class sounds like one of those electives you can take for Modern Dance Therapy degrees
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  363. At this point I immediately assume that everything I hear on CNN is a lie. In a sense, they created the first all reliable media source: you just have to believe the opposite of whatever they say
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  364. Every single person I have ever met who were anti-police were also the exact type of people that would fare the worst in this world if it was abolished
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  365. Every single person Rogan interviews used to be in a cult at one point or the other. I'm seeing a pattern here...
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  366. I'm hopeful than in 20 years from now we'll have a firmer grasp on food addictions and the obesity epidemic will he slowly dying down That or 80% of the population will be walking around at 400lbs+ with syrup in their veins
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  367. What if I told you...You can be both, but not to everyone
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  368. Whether they prevent you from catching the virus doesn't matter. People will stir clear of you once they see you wear the mask.
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  369. Biden the type of dude to forget why he's got the mask on during a rally and think he's participating in a flash-mob rendition of Eyes Wide Shut
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  370. Dana would make this happen even if he knew 100% of everyone attending would get infected. He's all about business
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  371. Social Credit here we come
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  372. Constantly moving the goal posts. Remember 20 years ago when they were saying that there would be no more fishes in the sea by 2007? Guess the end of times for aquatic species just got postponed
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  373. I'm mostly interested in certain reservations in Utah. Skinwalker ranch anyone?
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  374. Brendan Schaub is starting to look into uranium radiation protocols to increase the size of his lips
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  375. Imagine D'elia at family reunions
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  376. 2:35 The issue is never the guy in front of you, it's the guy behind you with the empty beer bottle you gotta worry about
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  377. 0:14 ways to capture Joe Rogan's interest: - Be into psychedelics - Be a chimp or bear - Be a good fighter - Be an absolute unit of a man
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  378. Right? The lawyer clearly said he had never seen that in his career, ever (love the dude btw, he clearly did NOT want to get sued by Carole lol)
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  379. Thumbnail is literally the exploding brain meme, young Jamie spent too much time on 4chan
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  380. 0:15 Schaub sounding legitimately excited about this pants off cage match watching opportunity
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  381. Yeah lol who waits 2 full days after their partner's disappearance to contact the cops?
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  382. Mike "I'm the black Hisoka" Tyson
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  383. Reminder that the slave trade is still very much alive in Africa and that there are more people in slavery today than there was at any other point in history
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  384. Joe Salatin: Nature is this magnificent goddess that... Joe Rogan: Yeah that's crazy hey have you ever seen that video of the moose that gets wrecked by the car? Jamie pull that up
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  385. I had ONE major incident playing football and it messed up with my cognitive abilities for weeks. I had severe headaches, memory loss etc... I don't know how these athletes cope with several traumatic brain accidents several times a year for decades on end but it can't be good.
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  386. Joe "quarantined in his gated community" Rogan
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  387. I'm waiting for this to be over to observe the way countries of the World will react towards China tbh. Even with how passive most Western nations have become I can't believe there won't be any repercussions even with all the work & money the CCP has been putting on changing the narrative
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  388. Rogan needed a good dose of realism after spending the last podcast arguing about evil spirits and defective camera equipment and Oliver Stone was the perfect candidate for that
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  389. MSNBC has entered the chat
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  390. Happy to see Dave "I make Chinese faces at my Asian wife" Chappelle finally make an apparition in the Enterprise
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  391. We're all different shades of narcissism, a lot of people would benefit from having more self-esteem instead of victimizing themselves constantly
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  392. I'll take "random title even with context" for 100$ Alex
    51
  393. Rogan's is Schaub's Charles Manson. Joe could say "jump" and Brendan would respond: "How high?"
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  394. Even that won't save Biden. That says a lot about how poor of a candidate he is
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  395. Joe "Stoners are being oppressed too" Rogan
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  396. MSM was pushing Fauci hard hoping he'd become the face of the fight against Coronavirus. He was absolutely everywhere 3 weeks ago
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  397. All I know is we weren't meant to live in big cities. Too many people in too small a space makes people go crazy. There's also something to be said about never being able to look at the horizon because of all the buildings in the way, your eye is perpetually meeting obstacles which I find very stressful
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  398. Breathing only through your mouth is also catastrophic for cardiovascular endurance, best way to waste all your stamina away
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  399. 0:55 LMAO Bobby Lee's dad was made of the same wood, Asian parents not getting their sons jokes is a thing it seems
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  400. The empty stadium made for a good echo, you could really hear every single blow Ferguson took to the face nicely.
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  401. Rest of the World: China why did you lie to us and let the virus spread? The CCP: IT WAS CIA! AMERICANS BAD CHINA NUMBER ONE!
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  402. Working around Trump must be both hilarious & exhausting. His staff should write a book of anecdotes of all the stuff he says in a day, I'd read it.
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  403. Recap of Joe Rogan's week: I made 100 millions Recap of my week: I figured out a way to brush my cat to really get these knots out
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  404. Why would Politicians care? They know that they'll get top shelf medical care if they catch it, have all the resources in the world to practice aggressive social distancing and can just leave the country if things get real rough.
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  405. 4:55 "That would just be annoying, I don't think they would kill you" You sure Joe? Considering how vicious seagulls are NOW when they're only roughly the size of a football I don't want to know what the giant monster at 5:00 could do to us if we got between it and its fries/hotdog
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  406. This election cycle has already been sabotaged, whoever wins their victory will take place amidst an unprecedented amount of confusion & chaos which will either de-legitimize their position or silence any potential misshaping that lead to an upset
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  407. It was actually Khabib's sparring partner
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  408. Eddie Bravo had Tony Ferguson convinced that his shins could bend steel beams before the fight; the rest is history
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  409. If you haven't already done so, it's time to sell your coronavirus meme stocks. Once it starts being spoken about in mainstream media it's already too late.
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  410. Thicc is reserved for big bois who pack some muscle. Bert is plain old fat.
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  411. Another round of LA riots when?
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  412. Get Joey Diaz to talk about this
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  413. 0:54 "Without our culture we won't survive." Regardless of your ethnicity or nationality these are words to take to heart. For everyone.
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  414. "What about coronavirus tracking apes? Imagine being constantly followed by a chimp that would take your temperature..." Joe Rogan has entered the chat
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  415. It's too early for this
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  416. There has been some clear favoritism shown towards bears lately on JRE. As the Advocate for Chimps Worldwide, I am offended & will take legal recourse
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  417. Can't wait for James Bond to be interpreted by an elderly asian woman
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  418. Most of that crisis has been engineered, they couldn't wait to jump on this opportunity to crash the economy
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  419. 1:09 Basically the non-phony version of Man vs Wild
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  420. 1:16 If someone said he fit the description then it was probably him who did it, there's only 1 Joey Diaz and he's easily recognizable lmao
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  421. Raw garlic eating crew checking in
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  422. 5:40 Look at these tiny legs Ardi's been skipping leg days smh
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  423. 0:04 "as a sober guy", he says, while breathing in Joe's massive cigar
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  424. Just wait until we get haunted cranes & construction workers levitating 8 feet from the floor on these sites. Poltergeist 3 bout to be lit
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  425. For the first time in a looooong while DMT comments are finally going to be relevant
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  426. 2:45 Joe "I'm not entirely sure you're not about to stab me right now" Rogan
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  427. BLM's upper echelons are whither than an H&M in the Midwest
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  428. MSM should be held accountable for their lies. Making up stories & using "anonymous sources" to back them up is not freedom of press, it's open propaganda
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  429. 3:04 ding ding ding ding! We have a winner! Joe's about to receive another phone call from the CIA
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  430. If there even are any sanctions... Most news network still categorically REFUSE to mention China's guilt in all of this. They successfully managed to equate mentioning that the disease originated in Wuhan to xenophobia.
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  431. Did he vote for Biden too?
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  432. The media is trying their hardest to make people forget that all of this was started by China. They're working overtime to shift the narrative.
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  433. You should see the way people react in stores when an Asian dude starts coughing, it's hilarious
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  434. People are too busy fighting over the new hot dividing issue the media just cooked up to enact any tangible change
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  435. The only person qualified to speak for Native Americans is Elizabeth Warren. After all she's part of the tribe.
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  436. Joe "Political Chameleon" Rogan
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  437. Joe "the aliens invented built the pyramids AND invented yoga" Rogan
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  438.  @jimmyscarfodcortino2165  Did you just call hammer curls triceps extensions Jason Genova please come back fitness just isn't the same without you
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  439. Tony Hawks knees survived about as well as JRE will once it moves to Spotify
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  440. Guy who just got done looting the Target: I just ended racism
    42
  441. But was he buying skittles?
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  442. Sasquatch is actually a UFO. Think about it: this is why we've never found a corpse or feces, only foot prints. The aliens use it to explore our mountainous regions because their frail grey body can't handle the cold. Jamie, pull that up
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  443. Ben "my wife's a doctor" Shapiro
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  444. From what I've experienced the average American's mindset is too dead-set on personal liberties for the governing class to get away with too much policing. I'm much more worried for Western Europe and the precedent this is setting, governments are already taking advantage of it to tighten the shackles even more under the guise of "protecting the people"
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  445. Biden's presidential hopes: being able to remember his name by the end of the race
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  446. They didn't call him crazy when he said that George Bush doesn't care about black people. They started questioning his sanity the second he called out the Democratic Party for being poverty pimps and not really caring about the minorities they pander to. The media is, as always, hypocritical to the point of self-caricature.
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  447. Remember when Clinton had a 98% chance of winning?
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  448. It's ok, his Apollonian body & alpha genetics will locate and destroy the rona within 2 days
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  449. He already commentates the UFC
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  450. Member when SNL wasn't just political propaganda? I member
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  451. Joe Rogan: 8/10, not enough DMT references in the lyrics
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  452. I'll pick the dead raccoon that's been attracting vultures in my yard for 2 days over Biden
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  453. Joe "I took a secret holotropic breathing class in the woods" Rogan
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  454. 0:06 It's amazing until your kid comes home with the new slur they learned during the day and you spend the next week making sure they don't use it with every single stranger they meet
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  455. If Joe Rogan was a WWE presenter
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  456. I like to believe I'm the most successful version of me, but the me from Universe #43 probably thinks the same thing
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  457. This tournament needs more Stockton in it, get the Diaz brothers on
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  458. The media: Hey guys that COVID thing is the most important thing in your life! Worry only about that and keep watching us tell you what to do! The media 2 weeks later: Just kidding you're getting bored of that old pandemic stuff, hey here is a botched arrest, why don't you focus on this now? Also riot over this so we get to start another news cycle about COVID once you kick-start the contamination again, thanks
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  459. I remember 5 years ago when anyone who uttered the words "Mark of the Beast" was immediately seen as a loonie. Been seeing that notion spread around lately and it looks more like a reality every passing day
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  460. Counter-point: People care about their rights more than they care about their responsibilities, and this is why we're in the current political pickle we're experiencing.
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  461. Still waiting for the Obamacare website to work, any day now
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  462. Wait until Rogan realizes what else you can do with Deepfakes
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  463. Every one knows the Moon is made of cheese...
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  464. lmao everyone seems to really hate his guts
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  465. Bill Gates is shadier than a German forest in Winter
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  466. Nothing will compare to YT comments
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  467. It's another episode of "a member of the racist elite that governs us giving us lessons on morality"
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  468. That dog playing the guitar has the power to sooth the world
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  469. Everyone always says that but there's not a single Hollywood celebrity who would be willing to donate their salaries to fulfill that nice cushy little dream of theirs.
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  470. I bought 50 of these masks back in 2018 "just in case" (and because I live in an arctic climate and want to keep my nose) and people made fun. Well who's laughing now?
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  471. He needs to pretend that asking Oberst for his expert advice was absolutely necessary as to not look like a complete dunce since he's supposed to have extensive knowledge about resistance training but somehow didn't know that hammer curling 100lbs for reps was within the realm of impossible
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  472. The fact that the area was completely empty was great, hearing Bravo scream his advice from the corner was pure gold. "Just do a jumping reverse kimura from inside the guard dude! Think about 9/11 it'll give you strength"
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  473. Schaub needs to go through a conspiracy theory crash course, lock him up in a sauna for 4 hours with Bravo and Jones, he'll come out enlightened
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  474. Glad to know that they're using my taxpayer money for good causes like this
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  475. There was that weird period of time during the 2016 Presidential Campaign when people were speculating Clinton had been replaced by a body double (around the time of her "illness").
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  476. Imagine being so easy to manipulate that you end up joining a cult. At least strive to be the leader or something
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  477. If we are indeed in contact with UFOs imagine the image they must have of us dealing with our political elite 24/7. They're going to blow us all up to bits just in case we're built after the image of our overlords
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  478. It's in the eyes and the smile. Insincere.
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  479. I would rather have one of New York's multiple resident city rat as President than this guy.
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  480.  @omaramer7022  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_f8xlb7cXs&ab_channel=JREClips here ya go buddy
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  481. The quarantine is not for the virus, it's to stop those pesky San Francisco crabs Joe's been talking about
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  482. Add to that the 100 000 workers from Wuhan living in Northern Italy that also inflate the numbers
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  483. Or we can just let people keep voting for Harambe
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  484. When I close my eyes and listen to her she sounds just like cousin Johnie. Feels like I'm at the Christmas table all over again
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  485. Can't remember the last time I had a constructive discussion about anyone from the other side of the spectrum on politics. It always devolves in -isms, ad hominems and childish name calling
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  486. Feminist: Cross your legs you're taking too much space! My balls: That's not how we work lady
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  487. I miss "2 pounds of fresh horse meat a day" Overeem. The TRT Era was a lot of fun
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  488. You probably won't ever get to deploy your BJJ skills on the street, most anyone who eats a double leg take down on concrete is going to be out cold
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  489. They say that you don't really know Muay Thai until you've fought in Thailand
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  490. Pseudo-anarchists destroying the big cities they live in is not a change, they've been at it for the best part of 100 years now
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  491. You had me at "use me"
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  492. Xerxes wasn't 5ft6
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  493.  @Vyngraven  Because his version was awful. Granted, they cut most of his time on screen and he was more of a cameo in Suicide Squad but the few sequences we got to see were horrendous. Thank God they didn't stick with him
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  494. Schaub is looking nice and chubby. If food runs out cause of that corona stuff Joe knows who to hunt & eat first
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  495. Schaub's laugh is akin to a newborn child crying for his parents' attention
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  496. CCP drones in the comments in 3,2,1...
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  497. 3:41 Bodybuilders shrug weight, Jocko shrugs humans
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  498. 3:45 Back when the World was still somewhat sane
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  499. Let's join Europe in a chill Quarantine session
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  500. For the first time maybe ever the US media is trailing behind the European news outlet: they're just now working on pushing the vaccine and demonizing cheap & well-researched drugs that could help combat the virus. The French media did that too about 2 weeks ago with the same vigor & headlines lol, they're recycling their topics it seems
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  501. Magneto was the coolest mutant. He would have never gotten caught in the stupid romantic triangle that ruined Wolverine in the moovies
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  502. Joe "Hypochondria is the powerhouse of the self" Rogan
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  503. Joe: That guy has a brown bear on the back of his bike Khabib: So? Here in Russia we have bear as sparring partners
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  504. Alan "I have a confederate monument in my wallet" Levinovitz
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  505. Joe "the aliens did the Pyramids" Rogan
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  506. 1:42 everyone suddenly looked at their ceiling then closed their eyes
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  507. @Charles Pukeowski You apparently suffer from depression? I can't really relate to you in that case. I would tell you to keep pushing forward but that's coming from someone who is highly neuro typical and not sound advice from someone with low dopamine/endorphins production.
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  508. Bigfoot is actually a ship used by aliens to explore our mountainous regions. Their frail grey bodies cannot handle the cold & rough terrain so they came up with something that can cover a lot of land fast while not looking too out of place. This explains why always find tracks but never hair or corpses. Jamie, pull that up
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  509. I'm just wondering if the fish can talk & possess advanced armament
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  510. How severe is sexual misery that people now have intimate relations with robots? This is a symptom of something much deeper within society
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  511. Get McInness back on the show, he's 1000x more interesting than her
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  512. Smart on Post to get a yarmulke tattooed on his scalp to counter future Skinhead allegations
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  513. Colin "I protest racial oppression while modeling for a company exploiting toddlers to make shoes" Kaepernick
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  514. Can't wait till 30 people steal that comment and spam it on every single video with that guy
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  515. Sup Johnny
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  516. At that point he must have been asking for it
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  517. Joe: Yeah man and so I spoke to this dude about the psychology of preppers... Schaub: Oh totally man I love peppers Joe: No not peppers preppers Schaub: Oh I hate a preppy dude man that reminds me of the time I bullied that one kid and put his head in the toilet anyways 100% agree man
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  518. Joe "Dave Chappelle will never never be on my podcast" Rogan
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  519. They spend most of their espionage budget on intellectual subversion, just like the USSR did
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  520. 0:11 Oliver Stone's son is redpilled confirmed
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  521. Them: Defund the Police! Also them: Ask for 1000 programs & trainings to be put in place, effectively quadrupling the price of hiring a single police officer
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  522.  @lewiepostalone8776  Hopefully Schaub can put a good word in for me :(
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  523. "Buckle up buckaroo!"
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  524. I still remember play fighting an adult doberman when I was 12. That thing pounced on me and threw me buckling to the ground in a blink. It could have easily ripped my throat open here and there but decided dominance had been established and left. I got my revenge later by cow tipping it inside the pool
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  525. Wait, people still listen to what the WHO has to say? They dropped the ball so hard on this they invented soccer
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  526. Cruise ships are hiring right now, I heard that the turnover rate has skyrocketed recently for some reason
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  527. Californians are going to turn Texas into their State 2.0. Just stay where you are, you created the very situation you're trying to escape
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  528. Le epic rant :dddddd go back to reddit or should I say SPOTIFY
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  529. Is that a thing?
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  530. Kevin Hart's son calls him "son"
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  531. Most bodybuilders you see ripped on stage aren't even below 6%. Lying about how low you are/used to get is basically the norm in the industry now, it has completely modified the vision that people have of fat to the point that many believe 17% is overweight.
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  532. I encourage everyone to try giving up dairy for a month or two and see the difference it makes in your body composition / overall well-being. Even if you can digest lactose fine there's a chance it's doing you more harm than good
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  533. The drawings on his shirt looks like what you would get if you asked a toddler to draw the Garden of Eden for you
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  534. Funny how they don't target the statue of Joe Stalin located in Seattle. The man is responsible for tens of millions of deaths but I guess since he's a pinko that's ok?
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  535. The Left targets historic things, period. Ask the devote Jewish people of Russian during the Revolution how that worked out for them
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  536. Masvidal's endorsement of Trump was some of the funniest piece of media I've seen in a while
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  537. Joe "COVID-19 is peasant plague" Rogan
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  538. 2020 and we still don't have flying cars powered by their own personal nuclear reactor.
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  539. Post about to move into Skinwalker's Ranch and smoke blunts with the spirits
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  540. Charlemagne Tha God is the most racist man to ever have a radio show. The type of stuff he says on there would never fly if he was white, calling us mayo mfrs smh
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  541. Youtube wasn't paying him enough guys, Joe is a struggling up and coming guy in the industry he has to be able to pay his bills
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  542. You seen the vicious kicks that rugby players eat in the face during melees? 214 or 240 these are not the lads you want to face off against during pub night
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  543.  @haraldkrull2549  First time I've ever heard of this trope.
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  544. 0:40 "And what if you're a chimp? Can chimps beat polygraph tests? Jamie pull that up"
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  545. Joe "TRT" Rogan
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  546. Comments are the last thing that make YT viable and they're destroying it, sad
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  547. If you're young and healthy chances are you won't even notice you caught it. Even the most skewed data shows that the vast majority of casualties are old and fragile individuals.
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  548. It used to be before it became trendy. Now that there's money to be made marketing to "nerds" and "geeks" it's not really the case anymore
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  549. Ah yes, the Ancient Civilization of downtown Los Angeles
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  550. The Chinese found a way to crash the Western economy even faster, bat soup sure is powerful
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  551. If only someone had capture the incident with the giant wolf on camera... That or the bipedal dog creatures that apparently were visible around the ranch during day time
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  552. So did this Carlos Lehder guy study at the University of Columbia or what? Young Jamie doing me a concern
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  553. Apparently they got McDonalds in the desert too
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  554. 3:52 Schaub knows a thing or two about snap city
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  555. The amount of respect the Thai royalty gets is insane. Step on a baht with the king's face on it in public and see what happens
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  556. All in all I think the world's done a pretty good job. Now the interesting part is whether or not the culprit of this entire mess will be made to pay reparations to the other Nations or not
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  557. 0:28 "I have liberal values, I'm pro-science" These two don't go hand-in-hand anymore lady
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  558. Step 1: Defund the police Step 2: Ban all guns Step 3: The criminals still have guns Step 4: The criminals still have guns and there's no police left to stop them Step 5: ??!!!!!
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  559. The host of X Factor interviewing the Master of the X Games? That can't be a coincidence. Get Eddie Bravo on the case
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  560. Lmao Hollywood hates Trump more than pretty much anyone else besides the political establishment and the media. Every single chance they get to get together for a little fancy dinner they have a 40 minutes roast session against the President
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  561. So Joe Rogan
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  562. The Hole just re-branded, now it's name is Global Warming
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  563. Antifa has branches in most major cities in the USA and exists in every single European country. But yeah it's totally not being organized & funded in an attempt to destabilize governments, 100% grassfed organic movement right there
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  564. People refuse to understand that. The money that gets deduced out of your wage is what contributes to keeping the system alive. The vast majority of people end up spending much more than they ever receive back; Now whether you think this is a good thing or not doesn't change the fact that it is how Universal healthcare works.
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  565. In the Army: Navy seals In the Police Force: Gravy seals
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  566. We don't care about deformities, we're freaks!
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  567. The government is using the police as a scapegoat to redirect the people's anger.
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  568. Funny how we were told to practice social distancing until it was time to vote and then it was null; we just HAD to hold the election no matter what. People were queuing up around corner blocks standing inches away from eachother
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  569. 5:20 That segment's gonna rustle a loooooot of jimmies
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  570. Get your motivation for anime. Anime doesn't lie
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  571. Shooting a moose isn't tough. The hard part is finishing it off before it bullrushes you
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  572. Their death rate is suspiciously low. It's all that sauerkraut.
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  573. Ben Shapiro seem to be really concerned by the way China treats its Muslim minorities. Wonder how much his tune would change if the topic was Israel instead.
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  574. People's train of thoughts: Hey, let me own a perfectly engineered killing machine that outweighs me by several hundred pounds and have it live inside my house, that'll go well Reminds me of that lady who owned a chimp and used to drug it up and have it sleep with her, then got ripped to shreds
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  575. A massive baby-boom, that's what the long term effects will be
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  576. Yang Gang!
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  577. The most terrifying of all biological weapons... Bat soup
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  578. No better feeling than spotting a trail and just getting lost in the woods
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  579. Have the fight take place on an inflatable balloon and record it from a cliff or something.
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  580. She knows all about vitamin D
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  581. I don't see any bat soup in this video though
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  582. Naples could have used prisoners to solve the waste management crisis of '08, should have had a higher crime rate sorry spaghetti bros
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  583. Outdoorsman? If you own a shower you don't need TP either
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  584. Kevin Hart is doing a reverse MJ, dude gets blacker and blacker with every year that passes
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  585. From what I've heard from Natives a lot of them end up spending their stipend at these casinos anyways. The House always wins.
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  586. These little saplings smell awful. I feel like most people get them out of tradition
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  587. They're clearly not handling the lack of public attention well, remember that "Imagine" clip? Soon they'll have a whole musical running with all of Hollywood as the cast
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  588. America is turning into Europe, where detesting success has become the norm. The crabs in the bucket mentality is being exported because it keeps people divided, fight it with all your might
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  589. Joe "MMA qualifies as Performance Art" Rogan
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  590. 1:00 A bunch of privileged kids who've been indoctrinated their entire lives to feel as much shame and contempt as possible towards their own race redirecting their white guilt towards the world after slowly letting it corrode their self-esteem over the course of a decade or two.
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  591. Using kids to manipulate public opinion is despicable. Remember that dead child they dragged on the beaches of Italia to take that shot that became viral worldwide? Same old tactics playing up people's emotions
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  592. Good, get the kids running around and let them spend their extra energy, you'll see a sharp decrease in ADHD medication demands
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  593. Wonder how many people will vote for Harambe this time around
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  594.  @84jamesp  And remember how durable the battery was? You could charge it once every week and it would be just fine
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  595. Impact sports of any kind wear out the knees, much more than doing squats does. Played "competitive" street ball for 2 years, would not recommend.
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  596. Death is like a nap that you never wake up from fam
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  597. Japan: Laughs in 20 days jail time for random arrest
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  598. Something something MOM'S SPAGHETTI
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  599. From what I observe around me the exact opposite is happening. People are looking to be babied by daddy Government now more than ever
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  600. Kev has that reverse vitiligo thing going on, Uncle Ruckus style
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  601. Cool, he'll be able to shoot the film on sight
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  602. Tim Pool went from being the left's darling to enemy number 1 for those people in what felt like a fortnight. If he votes Trump for the next election the reaction will be interesting to witness
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  603. Where my CCP shills at?
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  604. COVID-19 can't melt AR-15s
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  605. My yellow belt from when I was 5 years old finally comes in clutch
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  606. Joe "cats are really just unemployed dogs" Rogan
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  607. Ali stares in the brand new season of Grappler Baki on Netflix. Give it a watch
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  608. Inb4 "The Mayans were wrong, they actually meant 2020 was the end of times!!1"
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  609. They leave their houses everyday unsure of whether or not they'll ever walk through that doorway alive. Your only concern when you go to your job is whether or not your boss will actually let you have a full 30 mins for your lunch break this time
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  610. The very first episodes of the podcast were something else. I'll never forget that fake snow effect on the screen, it looked so unprofessional. Nowadays you got Jamie uploading the clips in perfect HD quality faster than the speed of sound
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  611. Joe Rogan's so high he looks half-asian in this
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  612. Joe "I talk about saunas with my female guests" Rogan
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  613. Remember that weird time period maybe 2 years ago where the entire internet was FLOODED by bidet poster? Bidet memes, bidet ads, people talking about how sanitary bidets where compared to TP... pretty sure that was one of the most massive unofficial marketing campaign of the modern age
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  614. Ellen "my last name describes me to a t." Degeneres
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  615.  @Til_thesmokeclrz  You'd think someone who's brother is a sheriff would have called the cops regardless. Also pretty sure I read somewhere that this 48hrs rule is bogus, you can and should report people missing as soon as you lose track of them
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  616. The only time you'll catch me up at 4AM is if I found a cheap flight that leaves at 6. Outside of that screw that noise
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  617. tfw no peer reviewed paper about interdimensional vampires
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  618. 10:35 Who would have thought that a human would react differently to a drug than a mice?
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  619.  @Ck-jy8bw  Keep pushing. There is always a higher purpose. Fury seems to have found his. You can find yours with much more ease considering you are most likely not a ultra successful ultra talented millionaire heavyweight champion of the world. The longer the grind ahead of us the bigger the purpose.
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  620. 1:35 Bryan "Crocodile Dundee" Callen
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  621. That's the drawback of oral tradition. Once the last of the Elders die the knowledge gets lost.
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  622. He got no time for us peasants
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  623. We need a new Mission Impossible movie about this story
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  624. >claims >literal footage of poll workers discarding votes and adding dates to ballots
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  625. Spending 3 hours at the airport to wait for your flight is already bad enough
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  626. The media also refused to report on Hillary's slow decent into senility last election when she was going around interviewers having literal nerve attacks & spazzing out on camera. MSM is dishonest to the bones.
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  627. The Key & Peele skit about black ice is legendary
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  628. Joe "I've been salting & stockpiling elk meat since '09" Rogan
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  629. European countries used to apply the same punishment for thievery. 500 years ago.
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  630. They're crashing the economy...With no survivors!
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  631. 3:10 annnnnnd there's the virtue signaling from the white lady. Right on cue.
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  632. Considering how poorly we're handling a measly pandemic I hope humanity is never faced with such a challenge
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  633. The guy wearing a ghillie suit from COD and talking about alternate universes was less polarizing that the first lady in this clip. I don't know if it says more about the type of people who watch JRE or these two individuals
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  634. I also recommend Le Hussard sur le toit de Jean Giono. Amazing read.
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  635. The funny thing about hockey fights is they'd probably be deadly if it wasn't for the ice. Unstable footing makes blows much weaker, you're essentially throwing arm punches because the kinetic energy doesn't travel as well from the floor and it's much harder to put your hips in it
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  636. Joe Rogan & Dana White are pioneering a new species of aliens: after the greys, the red
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  637. 4:40 I'm not saying Ben Shapiro is a beta, but that's the sweetest he's ever sounded
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  638. Funny thing is the more paranoid about germs we get the more our overall immune systems suck the more susceptible to getting sick we are the more paranoid we get etc etc... Just go out there and eat dirt, you'll be fine
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  639. The Left: Bash the Fasc!! Also the Left: De-platforms everyone who doesn't agree with them 100%
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  640. By the time you'd be done imagining what infinity would look like the image created in your mind would already be obsolete because of the speed at which what we refer to as the universe expands. Or something.
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  641. Trump does narcissism better than anyone else, he's got the best narcissism, the best. China doesn't have good narcissism, have you been there? Terrible, terrible standards, water is not clean enough to look at your reflections there. I've been to China, and you know what? They love me there. Not as much as I love me though
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  642. Sh*t the comment section is 75% of the reason why people click on JRE in the first place
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  643. I've really enjoyed the variety of masks I've seen so far in public & the ingenuity of the common folk. Saw a lad wearing what looked to be boxer brief that were hastily cut and put back together with gorilla tape. I offered him 15 American bucks for him to make me my own but he declined and waddled away
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  644. Wait till the robots start asking for alimony
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  645. Some people owning massive pieces of lands with forests, rivers etc. are completely powerless if people decide to just camp there. The police in most cases will not intervene if the squatters are not violent and if you take matters into your own hands and kick them out you'll get in trouble with the law. It's becoming a real issue in Ohio.
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  646. They should have left the zoomers from the Area 51 raid meme through, would have made for live entertainment for the alien & would have saved a ton on food costs
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  647. Imagine putting Schaub in the middle of these 4. The footage would be funnier than his special
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  648. Petition for MKUltra to clone everyone's pets so that our good boys and girls stay with us forever
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  649. Considering how lethal 5ft 100lbs chicks are in Hollywood movies are beating 10 guys up by themselves and so on I'm expecting women to have to start registering their limbs as lethal weapons soon
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  650. Like anyone stupid enough to take that type of life decisions I guess?
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  651. Joe Rogan: I'm going to start my own MMA club, with kids and elbow strikes
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  652. MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA INTENSIFIES
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  653. He wanted to make one but the budget got roped
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  654. Never met a Native that was offended by these names, they name their own teams that.
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  655. Jimmy's father like: Shamefur dispray
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  656. 2:38 Joe's description actually makes...sense? Someone run a welfare check on the guy
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  657. I'm blaming the entity that the media is refusing to name
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  658. The R*pe of Nanking was some of the nastiest, most disgusting thing that ever happened on Earth, and most of the perpetrators got amnesty for it
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  659. Joe Rogan 1 month ago: Cuomo would make a great president
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  660. I don't trust a man that doesn't wear flip flops in the summer. Joe is suspicious.
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  661. Iraq & Afghanistan: We suffered from foreign intervention and can never hope to recover The remains of Libya: Am I a joke to you?
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  662. If criminals had to they'd kill you with a sharpened spoon, look at Britain
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  663. People are dancing to the media's tune at a pace that would make the Pied Piper of Hamelin's head spin
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  664. They're hiding the COVID-19 cure in her forehead
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  665. I'm sure both Jon & Joe will gracefully share their resources if poor people ask them nicely
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  666. Yeah, because we don't have a definitive cure for COVID 19 and we have one for the flu. If tomorrow what we call the common flu mutated and became unresponsive to conventional cures we would be in even bigger trouble than we are now
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  667. Brendan "Reverse Nostradamus" Schaub
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  668. Gorilla segments are top notch
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  669. 4chan's still there
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  670.  @haraldkrull2549  Also why am I being education-dissed by some guy who can't even write purpose correctly?
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  671. Imagine paying massive amounts of money to buy & consume something that will lead to your untimely death. Smoking is natural selection on an industrial scale
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  672. Now imagine how much pollution countries who have BILLIONS of citizens will produce once they wrap up their industrial phase and everyone starts driving cars...
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  673. Between these two they've consumed enough THC during their lifetime to incapacitate a blue whale
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  674. we aren't going anywhere, JREs will be re-uploaded up the wazoos until the bots surrender
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  675. Squeaky clean is the most Jamie term I've ever seen
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  676. Guy must know a lot about the topic considering there's a 80% chance he's the missing link
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  677. Turning into a zombie might be the only thing that could make uncle Joey more Jersey than he is now
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  678. Biden can't even remember if he put on socks in the morning, how is he supposed to debate Trump? He's gonna get wrecked
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  679. Quality comment right there
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  680. Saying that the USA lost the war in Vietnam is like saying that your 4 years old nephew beat you in a fight because you got bored of looking for him during a game of hide-and-seek and gave up
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  681. Some type of parasite that feasts on both animals and humans could easily facilitate the transition. I caught some wild stuff after being bitten by tics, but the ones I'm keeping my eyes on are bed buds. I'm sure these guys will start some crazy disease some day
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  682.  @Til_thesmokeclrz  Dunno if it's stupid or not, I just know you can report people missing pretty much whenever you want with no timeline.
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  683. You know who else retired recently? Chris d'Elia. Wonder if Joe will talk about that one in more details
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  684. 0:20 Ahh gingers, the last group of people you can openly hate on with no repercussions along with short men
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  685. Then there's the flip side of it when people flip flop so much on their opinion/beliefs that they can't be trusted either.
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  686. The Biden meme of him licking an ice-cream and being top boomer will be the crown jewel of this meme war
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  687. He's got a PHD in loonies
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  688. Joe looking rough, that 1/4th of his soul he had to give to Spotify really took its toll
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  689. Stay natty bros
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  690. Interesting how we as a society consider certain age ranges as being above suspicion. That 75 year old could have been an agitator, being an old fart doesn't immediately make you innocent.
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  691. Watched the 1st episode yesterday. I like the fact that they clearly had a promising concept that could have been the base of a dope sci-fi animated cartoon but just decided to have some relaxed talk about life and spirituality over it instead of an actual plot driven dialogue driven narrative. It's relaxing to see
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  692. Woman: speaks about human creation in metaphors and talks about Mother Earth as the Goddess of Nature Neckbeards: angry atheists noises
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  693. Elon Musk is selfish. Instead of selling his possessions, he could give them to people in need, like all those Nigerian Princes that keep spamming my email
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  694. Can we get the guy who wanted to give every citizen a free pony back?
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  695. Look up who Bourdain's girlfriend was and what she was up to at the time of his death. Very enlightening
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  696. What a highly convenient time for an economic collapse, almost as if it was planned
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  697. French media spent WEEKS criticizing Dr. Raoult and calling chloroquine a dangerous drug and are now backtracking en masse now that it turned out to be a valid treatment. The US media will do the same; they'll just move on to the new made-up topic, never apologize and never learn.
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  698. I wonder if this would mean that the cycle of reincarnation has an end. Like eventually when you reach maximum karma you transcend existence and get to go to something else in another realm
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  699. But who was he working for prior to Pryor?
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  700. 0:58 I can breath under water too but only for 1 gulp
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  701. Will you use your 2nd amendment rights to break Doflamingo out of Impel Down?
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  702. Nobody wants to live up in the moutain until a global pandemic hits, then it becomes everybody's dream lol
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  703.  Toori Baba  That's probably the number 1 I don't get with these people. How is talking trash about the President in a FREE COUNTRY brave? There literally run 0 risk at all! We've had some lass DECAPITATE an effigy of the Pres on live TV and she got off with 0 punishment. These people should go to African dictatorships and try their little rebellious stunts there, now that would be brave
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  704. Mike Tyson is to Joe Rogan what Venom is to Spider-man visually
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  705. 1:52 I'm not 100% sure but I think he might be a vampire
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  706. Once we get a solid cure (chloroquine?) whether it becomes seasonal or not is irrelevant. We just have to stall until we know how to reduce the viral charge to make it completely harmless again.
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  707. That ghillie suit looks highly flammable. Prolly not the best idea to have that around lit blunts
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  708. Better yet, put him in the ring against a transdimensional vampire
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  709. Interestingly enough the countries in the world with the most Male to Female transitions are the ones where being a straight male is the most vilified. Sort of like these people were actually trying to escape something...
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  710. Joe "DMT is actually the door to the Stargate" Rogan
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  711. The only type of pool job where you're going to be finding more body parts than leaves in the filter
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  712. 2:00 If they had a vaccine they'd have released it to make $$ off it anyways, people would be queuing up around the corner for it. Unless they believe that the media can increase global panic even less and are waiting for that special timing to drop it and make max profits
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  713. Isn't Yamcha the biggest snowflake in the DBZ universe tho?
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  714. Cars used to be so resilient. You could run them through dirt roads with minimal maintenance and keep them for 20+ years. Now you do 2 donuts in the snow and it's garage bound.
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  715. Remember, it's only called radicalization when it's the Right who's doing it
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  716. +1 for the Twins
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  717. Yeah remember H1N1? This one was pretty bad too. Impressive how fast these things get wiped from our collective memories
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  718. Imagine explaining the contents of that suitcase at the airport. They already give me a hard time over whey protein powder.
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  719. Videogames are, for the most part, a simulation of the achievements you would get in real life. Since young men are being stripped of their ability to get those accomplishments they flock to the 2nd best thing. Since it also happens to be much easier to sit on a couch mashing buttons it's a double whammy.
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  720. Hey Elon it's me your long lost brother haha so crazy to see you here hey you think you could send me some of these possessions you're getting rid off?
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  721. No change here champ
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  722. No one cared who I was before I put on the mask
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  723. Nick squad checking in
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  724. In Europe you don't end up with a student loan but chances are your diploma is worth less than the paper it was printed on, the grass isn't always greener elsewhere
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  725. Lmao doing seat hammer curls with 100lbs is already impossible for top level strength athletes who weight 280lbs, a soyboy like Cuomo couldn't even pick them up from the ground
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  726. Ironic comment of the year
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  727. He needs to pretend that asking Oberst for his expert advice was absolutely necessary as to not look like a complete dunce since he's supposed to have extensive knowledge about resistance training but somehow didn't know that hammer curling 100lbs for reps was within the realm of impossible
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  728. 0:50 not sure how I feel about blaming this "plague" on God... It was created by human foolishness (or malice if you'd rather think it was made on purpose) and ultimately the fault lays at someone's feet. Saying it was caused by a higher power is too easy.
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  729. The comments are where the real information is
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  730. I heard Bethesda's working on it
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  731. Ben "Never Trumper" Shapiro
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  732. Say what you want about Vice and the rabid Marxist propaganda they engage in, but their documentaries are always top notch
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  733. I can't wrap my head around people who don't like to work. It seems to be the cool thing nowadays to refuse to enter the rat race and just "survive" without striving for much; I personally can't do it, Sisyphus' punishment actually seems quite a bit of fun to me
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  734. I try my best to help people rationalize the situation but considering the angry reactions I've gotten so far I'd say people are much happier being told that we're all going to die
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  735. Sverige is about to make a video on Jon Stewart's accelerated aging caused by his plant-based diet and rack up 1M views, calling it now
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  736. I recognize that ghillie suit from Combat Arms. You can't fool me, 1v1 knife Rattlesnake
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  737. Joe "Political Chameleon" Rogan at it again
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  738. Pretty sure they did nothing illegal as well. Used insiders knowledge for their own benefits with no laws broken.
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  739. Have you seen that mural of Floyd, MLK and Malcolm X that was paraded on every single MSM? If I were black I'd be outraged
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  740. Bill "making fun of me is unfair" Maher
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  741. Why do black guys call eachother Monica?
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  742. Dat sneaky late night upload by Yung Jamie
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  743. First few sentences in & I thought Joe was talking about exercising, turns out we're discussing shuffling cards today
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  744. Ah yes, the reverse Supersize me
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  745. Believe it or not it was once possible to play Tony Hawk with Tony Hawk. The kids who got the chance were probably beyond starstruck
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  746. Discovered Post during his Hot Ones interview and he somehow managed to get weirder since then
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  747. If I had a dollar for every time I spoke to someone who thought "automatic rifles" were real I'd be Elon Musk by now.
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  748. 1:20 Rob Lowe looks better now than he did back in those days
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  749. This is why people react so negatively when you try to reason with them about this whole coronavirus crisis. They'd much rather believe it is an unstoppable, unbeatable thing that is happening to THEM because it allows them to act like toddlers, throw tantrums because of "muh isolation is *hard*" and overall wallow in self-pity. Personal responsibility needs to make a come-back in the West.
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  750. They did the same to cigarettes. Wonder what they'll be replacing the gun with, flowers?
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  751.  @smuntdogmillionaire  Yeah that's what I meant: your fellow co-citizens paid for your surgeries, along with whatever amount you payed into the system. That's not free healthcare, that's a communal fund raise
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  752.  @jakedee4117  lmao "I won that trophy fighting 49 other men in the woods, it was me and my knife man...at the Kumite"
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  753. Biden is going to forget who Obama is mid-speech and ask him why he thought the "help" would be welcome up on the stage
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  754. I still have no idea what 5G is supposed to be for
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  755. Before we eradicate ticks can we take care of mosquitoes first?
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  756. Chinatown in Paris is also quite clean (which is surprising considering how filthy how a city Paris is)
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  757. Getting fired from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory did a number on him
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  758. I tried to stockpile raw honey and bee pollen for the upcoming nuclear apocalypse but the only thing I got was a bunch of brown bears invading my secret bunker and using it to skip hibernation
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  759. Most people don't understand 1 thing: Ronnie didn't get injured because he lifted heavy weights. He got injured because he refused to wait after the surgeries and would start training again before he was fully healed. Say what you want about the man but he was nothing if dedicated
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  760. This oompa loompa looks awfully pale
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  761. Antifa are the new Brown Shirts. They're just too stupid to realize it
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  762. Angry Ethan noises
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  763. Reminder that 90%+ of all pollution comes from governments & the big companies they back. Not driving your car & "recycling" plastic will not save this planet
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  764. Joe "videogames are bad do weed instead" Rogan
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  765. Where were you when Joe sold out to Spotify?
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  766. 0:22 yeah the economy is crashing and people are barely getting by but at least the sky above LA is pretty lol
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  767. The best one
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  768. There is a clear attempt to pin citizens of this country against each other and manufacture a civil war.
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  769. T-rex arms vs Slenderman limbs. Wilder is throwing a pitch with every single punch
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  770. Anyone trying to tell you that IA will eventually emancipate and lead to a robot uprising understands nothing about that technology We'll be fine, your toaster won't betray you anytime soon
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  771. Joe "I deleted podcasts with Chris d'Elia from my channel before the criticism could flood in" Rogan
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  772.  @james_putnam  ;)
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  773. Crisis are great for bringing people together...which is exactly what we want to AVOID during this particular one
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  774. 0:39 There's an antisemitic joke in there about owning your own
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  775. Joe debunking the idea of a weapon-free society at 0:17
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  776. 7:45 I swear there was a sparkle in Joe's eye when the guy pronounced the words "steroids"
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  777. So an aging alcoholic with relationships issues and a God complex idolized by your average man child who thinks he's smarter than he actually is? That's pretty accurate actually
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  778. Jeff could have used to listen to some of Kev standup routines to get through that divorce
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  779. 3:54 That's the look my dog gives me when he sees me about to take his dish away from him and he's not done with his food
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  780. He learned enough on the sets of the 2 Jumanji movies to survive
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  781. You haven't lived until you've had chinese gutter oil, the real good stuff from the sewers of Beijing
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  782. Floyd will never get tired of slapping around arrogant white boys
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  783. Negan is the last thing keeping that show viable. The episode where the 2 girls go off on an "adventure" and end up in a women only village almost killed my enthusiasm for the serie with how boring it was; thankfully a bearded badass with a bat did his thing and all was good for awhile.
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  784. Ironic considering how Bravo was the one saying boxing coaches gave fighters false confidence in their striking
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  785. Joe "smoking weed is my constitutional right" Rogan
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  786. It's another episode of "Asian guest of Joe Rogan gets compared to Bobby Lee in the comments"
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  787. We''ve entered a stage of devolution, both physically and spiritually. This is why science is trying to propel us forward artificially: any attempt to do so organically has already failed
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  788. One of these 3 is not like the other
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  789. I tried to give my vote to the local homeless shaman man that is the only other inhabitant of my woods but the local voting station wouldn't allow that
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  790.  @alexxxender1258  Thanks for the tips. Btw how can you be Blahino's favorite BB? Couch hates bodybuilding. I'm sure he'd appreciate that pair of striated glutes though.
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  791. Regardless of it whether or not you believe fraud was taking place, the fact that a huge portion of Americans regard this election as illegitimate speaks volume about the current situation. This is how Banana Republics start and the people are not blind to it
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  792. Love it. You post this comment and immediately droves of drones jump in to comment various iterations of "Orange Man Bad". The irony is lost on them.
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  793. It'd bring up coke rocks from the 80s
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  794.  @acesiegel4467  He speaks fluent Jiu Jitsu.
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  795. Considering how much struggle it would be to recreate something like the pyramids I highly doubt we'd be able to make interstellar space travel happen from recovered UFOs
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  796. Asymptomatic crew checking in
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  797. Funny how our taxes go into funding an organization that we have 0 trust in for the most part. Might be time to switch things up a bit
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  798. He needs to pretend that asking Oberst for his expert advice was absolutely necessary as to not look like a complete dunce since he's supposed to have extensive knowledge about resistance training but somehow didn't know that hammer curling 100lbs for reps was within the realm of impossible
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  799. He couldn't even deadlift those
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  800. That's what he gets for doing yoga
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  801. The community needs to own the businesses (easier said than done)
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  802. "Media monopolies are a myth guys, just conspiracy theories"
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  803. Bernie "I'm gonna forgive all student loans trust me I know a way" Sanders
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  804. He is trying to upset the delicate balance that exists between criminals, the States and bounty hunters and I for one will not stand for this
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  805. If some 60 years old dude on a cruise somewhere with 0 medication was able to live with the virus for 2 weeks and heal from it naturally with no complications I think we'll be fine
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  806. Imagine getting 4 more years of this
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  807. Between the USA and its obesity crisis and some Western countries where seemingly EVERYONE smokes I wonder whose gonna get hit the worse by the upcoming wave of diabetes/cancers that will soon follow
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  808. Leftists: Listen to black people when they share their experience & life views!! Colion Noir: Cool so actually I believe... Leftists: No not you
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  809. Antifa: We're not a well-funded and organized militia at all! Also Antifa: Has chapters in every single big city of the US & most European countries
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  810. Everyone calling her a "white woman" shows how stupid we've gotten regarding race. Most of us are so mixed that you can't really tell what we are anymore. Does she need to have feathers in her hair and have Joe call her "Flopping Weasel" for people to understand that she's part native?
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  811. Skull and Bones sound like a guild's name in WOW led by a bunch of edgy 13 years old
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  812. Surprised that this didn't involve DMT
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  813. Boy Schaub is looking nice and chubby, with his glistening cheeks
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  814. 4:30 Joe knows all about the Youtubes
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  815. source?? never heard of that
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  816. My local Costco was out of beef for like a month fam, thought I was gonna die
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  817.  @Kunumbah1  Virtue signaling isn't about saying something that is or isn't true. It's about actually meaning it and not just saying it to look good. You think she cares one single bit about the genocide of the natives and the state of the community as it is now? She's just repeating what she knows will make her look good and "benevolent". That's high octane hypocrisy.
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  818. Joe Rogan the type of dude to refuse to put sunscreen on his bald scalp
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  819. Joe "at least I'm taller than Patton Oswalt" Rogan
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  820. Louis is persona non-grata. Joe "fence sitter" Rogan might sit this one out.
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  821. These people have the power to ruin your life with 1 erroneous article & they won't even have to apologize for it if proven wrong. In fact, proving them wrong after the fact does nothing because once the narrative has been established in the minds of those who follow & obey the news it's already too late
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  822. Jeeves was CIA
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  823. 2:23 ah yes, he truly integrated himself quickly to the American way of life
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  824. Meh? Unlike the modern hippie representation of him would have people thought, Jesus wasn't some dude with long hair walking around with sandals and letting people walk all over him. The New Testament offers numerous instances of him taking out his sword and fighting over what he believed in and overall being an efficient leader. Sure, he isn't some effigy of masculinity and gore like the Nord Gods of Olds were but he's far from being a "victim" (and reading his crucifixion as simple prostration & victimization would be greatly reducing the symbolic significance of the act.)
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  825. Face too flat
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  826. hE wiLL nOt DiviDe Us, shouts the person who's trying to divide us
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  827. Censorship aside, Youtube's been incredibly good to Rogan. They recommend JRE to EVERYONE, pushing that podcast harder than they did with pranks back in '15. Not only that, once you're subscribed your feed is FILLED with JRE clips, videos etc. Doubt Joe will get that preferential treatment on Spotify (which is just as likely to shut him down as Youtube)
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  828. Is it really that surprising that people who do poorly in competitions would seek to abolish it? That's like playing Monopoly with a toddler, they'll never blame themselves when they loose, they'll just flip the board. It's much easier to put the fault at the systems feet than to face the realization that you're simply incapable of being competitive within it.
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  829. yes, that's the one
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  830. And also that he doesn't have to finish opponents. A TKO or points decision is still a victory
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  831. Rogan's fault for feeding into nepotism and getting him a spot at the Comedy Club & a special when Schaub hasn't earned his stripes yet
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  832. 0:03 Joe "low on weed high on blackpills" Rogan at it again
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  833. Anon, I............
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  834. But I spent 2 hours doing it
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  835.  John Doe  Lol you're really working overtime on your anti Trump crusade uh? I hope the CCP is paying you well, would be a shame if you were doing all that for free
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  836. 1:55 Freudian slip, Joe is 5ft2 confirmed
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  837. t. someone who had something to hide
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  838. The fun will begin when all the batteries die and we have to dispose of them. 3rd world countries aren't taking our junk anymore. Wonder where we'll be burying the evidence this time
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  839. Last person I'd think would be talking about personal responsibility
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  840. Still haven't watched Paper Tiger... I'm way behind on Comedy specials, have yet to recover from Chappelle's last one
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  841.  @garciav3  Can relate. Expensive insurance through employer, paying a good chunk of money for it monthly for me + partner. That type of insurance is only available because I work for that firm and is essentially as good as it gets. ER + specialist still cost way too much. And I'm fully aware of how privileged I am because I see on the bill the price I'd be paying without this insurance. 450$ for a routine visit at the dentist? 700$ for a visit to the ER that last 15 mins? 500$+ for a blood test? With or without insurance the entire US medical system is rigged to make people cough out as much money as possible
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  842. Joe Rogan the type of dude to get busted exploring the pyramid's forbidden underworld because he wanted to bring a mummy back with him in his luggage
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  843. So you're telling me that a topic like Trump's Military Industrial Complex Warning, 9/11, and the Iraq War took Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen a whole 3:37 minutes to discuss? Ok.
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  844. How tough are ya?
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  845. Mountain lions supposedly taste terrible. Carnivorous animals usually do (especially big cats).
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  846. The DNC started campaigning 4 years ago when they decided to throw a perma-tantrum to undermine Trump's presidency
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  847. Seconded.
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  848. Can't be posting mean words on the internet now
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  849. 00:00 Colion debunking determinism in 30 seconds
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  850. The media: 30 year old man dies suddenly of coronavirus with no warning signs. His devastated wife testifies. The truth: 30 year old man who had 3 bouts with cancer and had the immune system of a clam refused to go to the hospital and died after suffocating slowly for 3 hours.
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  851. No worries they'll still find a way to get to my feet and suck me dry
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  852.  @MarkWalmsley  Wait until the Tony hype is at its peak and reuse the joke. I haven't copyrighted yet lol
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  853. Western countries in 2010: Why do they wear masks? It's so weird Asian countries in 2020: You were saying?
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  854. Whether it's confirmed or not didn't stop the media from claiming that it caused permanent scarring in all age groups starting weeks ago, even though they had absolutely no solid proof to base that information off of
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  855. Knew a girl from the Eastern Block who got it. They recruited her, she never had to apply.
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  856. Trump refusing to use the term coronavirus and repeating "cHiNeSe vIruS" everytime he sees a mic is very entertaining
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  857. Italy is hit incredibly hard because they had 100 000 workers coming straight from Wuhan in Northern Italy who created a nice pathway for the disease to enter straight into the country. They also have one of the oldest population in the world & customs that involve a lot of physical touch which help COVID spread. Iran is an authoritarian regime and therefor any info we get from them is unreliable. Mass graves cannot be seen from outer space (same for the Great Wall of China), unless your definition of outer space is satellite vision. In that case it also wouldn't tell us much about the size of those graves. I can see my dog on Google Maps if I try hard enough. China is the same as Iran. Nothing they say can be taken seriously. All there is to know is that they knew about the virus by Mid-November and refused to say anything until Mid-January, giving the disease a nice head start. Japan is already re-opening its schools after less than a month of them being closed. South Korea is a good example of a country who dealt with the crisis in record time. Good news, both Europe and the US are pretty much following carbon-copies of the protocol they followed to cull the spread of the disease. People will inevitably get infected and some will die but the spread will eventually be contained. Keep also in mind that the mortality rates you see online are not accurate since a vast majority of the people who contract COVID are either asymptomatic for the entirety of the infection or battle and defeat the disease with no medical help which means they don't get tested and don't account for the statistics. Overall, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being absolutely chill and 10 being the end of the world, we're sitting at a cool 4. It might get to a 5, maybe even a lukewarm 6, but at this point I don't see the situation getting out of hands. I could be wrong though.
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  858. 2:05 Family Feud dies once Harvey retires, besides Oprah who would be big enough (figuratively and literally) to fill out these shoes
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  859. Tyson vs the ghost of Kimbo Slice
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  860.  It's Alright  Unlike the Simpsons it only improves as it ages
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  861. Seriously, how salty will they be when he pulls it off?
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  862. They had actually implanted a self-destruct option in JFK's arm via micro ship and decided to activate it during the parade to put the blame on a shooter. Jamie, pull that up
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  863. You already have widespread voter fraud NOW to the tune of millions of fraudulent ballots. This would lead to an absolute banana republic
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  864. well he's already at Schaub on the podcast multiple times
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  865. Joe "they got crabs in LA and not the tasty kind" Rogan
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  866. If the bitter Twitter crowd attacking Adele could take a magic pill to lose the weight they would. They're upset because they don't find themselves attractive and they know why
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  867. triggered powerlifters incoming
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  868. Still waiting for Joe to be awared about the Nephilim the US army uncovered in Afghanistan
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  869. Whether you believe in its content or not, the Bible is an important book to read. 90% of all Western literature references to it at some point. So much cultural context is lost without knowledge of the sacred texts.
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  870.  @bennyhath1789  And yet so many people seem to struggle with it. What does that tell you about Westerners as a people?
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  871. Don't see too many of these protesters wearing masks. I guess that's fine since they're fighting the bad guys?
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  872. Both of my comments condemning the treatment of the Ugyhur by the Han got deleted. Joe "censorship" Rogan at it again
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  873.    Amazing bait dude
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  874. Chiropractors are charlatans. Not only do they rarely actually do anything to help your long term health, there's a laundry list of people who had their disks herniated by one of these frauds with their "spine manipulation" techniques
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  875. I will never financially recover from this
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  876.  @MrTheguywiththemoney  You got a license for that rolled cig mate?
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  877. asking the important questions here
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  878. Katt If we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys Williams
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  879. They push JRE like crazy. Joe doesn't know what he has
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  880. Issue is mental health issues are growing in Western countries. All the funding in the world will not solve that crisis, it needs to start at the individual level with people taking care of themselves first
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  881. The issue with Universal Healthcare is always going to be that people take advantage of it and game the system. France is a prime example of that
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  882. 0:15 No one has told Rogan about the private islands where celebrity go to after faking their death and where you get to hunt humans & live naked yet?
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  883. Rogan about to lock him up in his basement for a 4 day water fast
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  884. Every time there's a happening Facebook becomes virtue signaling central. Can't wait to log on to read all these posts by white people on how sorry they are & how that Target totally deserved to get looted
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  885. Dan Bilzerian's Journey from Trust fund baby to Navy SEAL to Pro poker player to International playboy when?
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  886. Does catching the Spanish flu count as cultural appropriation if you're not Hispanic?
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  887. We need a remake of Scarface based around the topic of the Silk Road
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  888. Joe "If you take a picture with Hitler you're Hitler" Rogan
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  889. Someone needs to aware Joe of the Nephilim giant US solders allegedly encountered in the mountains of Afghanistan
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  890. Yup I've read several solid theories that show that the disease could have made it to the US in December/January. It started in November 2019 in China and was found in Hong Kong back then too as I don't see why it wouldn't have made it in that timespan
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  891. Yang got trounced for the same idea. Will the people who attacked him for it gladly accept their Trumpbuxx or respectfully reject the check?
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  892. His comment sections are absolute cringefests though. I remember that vid of him arm wrestling some 350 pounds behemoth with the entirety of the peanut gallery commenting on how close he was and that David was about to win when the big dude (who was a lineman I think) was clearly barely even trying. Motivational icons always seem to breed that type of weird cult like following
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  893. Step 1: Make a show about garbage people Step 2: Write off any measures of character development Step 3: Profit
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  894. but muh feelings
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  895. Add Jones & McInness to this line-up and you'd invoke Exodia
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  896. He isn't, the political is just being dragged further and further to the left every year Someone who was a perfect Centrist 10 years ago would be considered Right wing nowadays
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  897. This clip aged well
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  898. Roids actually make you more susceptible to contracting the virus
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  899. inb4 people hating on Timmy
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  900.  D2 E2  The magic of semantics
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  901. Wonder if Jon visited the Island
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  902. Joey Diaz sounds 1000x more Italian that this guy
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  903. Bill "vaccines for thee not for me" Gates
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  904. Post Malone the type of dude to get a yarmulke tattooed on his scalp
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  905.  @alexxxender1258  Sometimes no one shows up and you automatically win
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  906.  @alexxxender1258  Think Coath is behind that coronavirus care? He'll show up at the Arnold being the only competitor and shock the world by winning the title
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  907. Ghettos are reverse-gated communities. They don't let people out. Making it often involves completely cutting ties from where you came from to avoid the crabs in a bucket effect
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  908. I will only let someone that is actually from the "appropriated" culture lecture me on it. Has yet to happen though, it's always white ladies
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  909. Jon "don't call me Leibowitz" Stuart is extremely good at handling online criticism
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  910. The one where they torture a woman by waterboarding her?
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  911. Chaos numerology is a real thing. Check 'em
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  912. Joe "I hate these Joe X Rogan jokes" Rogan
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  913.  @alejandrofrade325  Yeah and look at Scandinavian countries now
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  914. "Tren? Is that a type of antifreeze?"
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  915. Do you want him to shoot for a World Record in CTE?
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  916.  @BassBouncers  rip you gon get dogpiled
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  917.  jay bird  someone hacked my account bro
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  918. All the dislikes are from Mountain Lions
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  919. slippery little thing he is
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  920. Source on the interracial marriage? Most of the data I can access shows the exact opposite
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  921. I've been banned from Reddit so many times at this point that I'm sure I broke a record of some sort
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  922. Joe "Piss on Paws" Rogan
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  923. John de Sena is the French version of John Cena Explains the lack of testosterone
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  924. Just using the term "assault weapon" is playing in their hands. THERE IS NO SUCH THING
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  925. "What do you mean insulin use for bodybuilding? No no this is for my multiple cats that are all highly diabetic. I would never touch that bro, I made it to 300lbs ripped with test and d-bol only"
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  926.  n/a  normie spotted He's ripped like Brad Pitt was "ripped" in Fight Club aka small
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  927. Even Japan had sumo tournaments cancelled. Never thought I'd see the day
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  928. My favorite chiro hoax is that weird chair they all seem to have that does all that clickity clack. At this point they're closer to magicians than actual doctors
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  929. Only difference is that in a zombie apocalypse you'd get less rules and regulations, not more like with this COVID lockdown
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  930. 0:57 Interestingly at this point the drug cartels and the organization that exist to combat them have entered a symbiotic relationship: they both get something from the other's existence
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  931. Tony should have flicked his blood into Justin's eyes then go for a flying arm-bar. Disappointing that Bravo didn't tell him to do that from ringside
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  932. Answer: weed dude
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  933. Elon: My windows are unbreakable Guy about to throw a steel ball into it: Are you sure about that?
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  934. Source? We know that COVID19 can sometimes lead to pneumonia and that some of these acute cases seem to suffer from long lasting damages. I haven't found anything that has that number as high as 15% though
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  935. Wilder's punch during that fight weren't just telegraphed: he was sending smoke signals before every right. Fury had time to grab a cup of tea between each blow while managing to keep his shorts tucked nice and high
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  936. If you're Italian you can either become an actor, make pizzas or join the mafia, there are no other choices
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  937. Gotta love Ronnie, the man literally pushed veggies away when he ate at restaurants. Wouldn't want those healthy greens to interact negatively with the test lmao
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  938. Never forget that the votes that made it to Milwaukee at 3AM and flipped the race in the state of WI came in an unmarked vehicle and were stored on a flash drive This is your democracy saying goodbye people, time to wake up
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  939. I'll keep making them to random strangers at the K. Mart
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  940. He never cared about this community in the first place
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  941. Michael Jordan has joined the chat
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  942.  @VIi726  I don't mind edgy humor. The issue is that if some white boy got a radio show and started calling black people chocolate mfers he'd get cancelled faster than you can spell your name. There's a double standard here
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  943. Gotta provide Antifa something to throw, you wouldn't want a bunch of 20 something privileged white kids using the Iphone their daddy bought them as projectile
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  944. "Smoking cigarettes kills? Here let me replace my vice by another very similar one that we have even less knowledge on, that'll save my health."
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  945. Eddie Bravo the type of guy to put his Senator in a headlock and lecture him on civil liberties
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  946. Can't wait for Joe to have "the talk" with Schaub, concerning his comedy career this time. "Do you think you could outperform Dave Chappelle?" "I think I could, I think people would be surprised" "I think you'd be surprised, I think he would show you off"
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  947. I mean, clown him a lil bit
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  948. Those 2 chicks were so smug
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  949. Joe "COVID19 was really bat soup" Rogan
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  950. Jimmy's stand up work is a hidden gem, go check it out
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  951. He won't. Same for Gavin Mcinnes. They're being deplatformed hard
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  952. Wasn't Kaepernick adopted by an uber-rich with family? Also very convenient of him to start protesting for racial equality right as his career as a QB capsized, just a coincidence I suppose?
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  953. These people will eventually realize that you can't eat TP
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  954. The Herschel Walker routine is insane. The guy lived on push-ups and chin-ups
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  955. how do some people still not use addblockers, were you born in 1882?
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  956. McGregor fanboys raiding the comment section hard
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  957.  @sheddy22  Not with that attitude
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  958. He wouldn't want to assume their gender
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  959. Joe "I'm actually 1/8th Black" Rogan
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  960. When you run out of TP in the woods you gotta improvise
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  961. Schaub the type of guy to refuse to wear a mask unless it's Gucci
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  962. Police psychologist... I was about to make a joke saying that soon we'll have pet therapist but pretty sure that's already the case. We've gotten pretty efficient at creating jobs just for the sake of employing people
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  963. 1:33 Free "Rogan giggles" button
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  964. Recap of the Tony Ferguson vs Justin Gaethje fight: PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH SAND THROW ATTEMPT PUNCH PUNCH fight stoppage
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  965. One good thing that came out of all this is that now with all those ads playing old people are going to be super extra weary of robbers and won't have as much time to spend crowding supermarkets during peak hour
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  966. Also every single country in it failed to meet their engagement not even 2 years into the agreement
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  967. Lmao good on them. That video of Italian mayors chasing around their citizens and forcing them indoors remind me of that. Stay home cazzo!
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  968. he's a shill for both sides
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  969. There is an almost 1 to 1 correlation rate between Spartan Race competitors and mud fetishists
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  970. Jason Genova is the Mr. Olympia of fat bodybuilding, stepping up on stage at 270LBS OILED and RIPPED woooooooooooooooh
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  971.  @Ck-jy8bw  Likewise man.
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  972. fancy seeing you here
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  973. The Biden memes of him eating ice cream and being an absolute boomer is some of this Presidential's run finest
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  974. Hey remember the avian flu and how it was supposed to wipe us all out? Yeah, same thing here
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  975.  @kieran6417  Masvidal bro, I gotta support Gamebred till the end
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  976. I'm all natural baby
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  977. At this point the Kardashians are more plastic than flesh, Kim's buttocks could serve as a life raft
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  978. Just look at the monsters GH abuse produces
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  979. >Has a picture of Jesus Christ as his profile >Disputes the notion that man-made morals should dictate we feed our brothers We're past the "teach a man how to fish..." phase because of the re-partition of labors. If farmers suddenly stop doing their thing it's not like we can go back to just be hunter gatherers, it'd trigger a mass extinction phase
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  980. 2:30 I think I saw the flags behind him shudder in shame when he said that
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  981. The zombies are too damn slow and stupid to generate some credible threat.
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  982. Joe "90% sure aliens exist" Rogan
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  983. "When you kill your enemies, they win". J. Trudeau
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  984. Notice how the Woke Left tries to push for the normalization and acceptation of mental illnesses but called Kanye bipolar the second he started supporting Trump? Same reason why they cry about fatphobia but have 0 issue calling the Pres. obese and disgusting: their moral compass only points in the direction their current political agenda takes them
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  985. Rogan should be paying us for these gems
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  986.  @NIETBRAIN  The game was sabotaged to fit some politically correct agenda which ended up occupying so much of the development time that the final product ended up an ugly, clunky mess of pixels peppered with fatal glitches and level design weaknesses. As you can tell I didn't like it. What did you think?
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  987. 4:07 That's all you need to know. The shot was impossible to make at that distance, the whole thing was organised and blamed on a scapegoat
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  988. Yup. And of course the French govt and its healthcare branch tried their hardest to make it illegal :) wonder why
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  989. Look where these people live / who they surround themselves with and you'll see that to be true
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  990.  @UniteAgainstEvil  ohhhh did I hurt your fee fees by making fun of your idols height? Do we need a bandage for that booboo?
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  991. But muh voter suppression! Paying 2$ to get a free ID is just too hard for most people!
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  992.  @ndnrb_  but the birbs got to eat too
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  993. Tony the type of guy to knee you in the gut after going for a hug
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  994. Branden Schlauss is my favorite comedian
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  995.  awtime 666  Make me (:
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  996. I'm sure Bill Gates is investing all that money and time for the sake of humanity. Nothing nefarious in his foundation at all folks. Just keep moving.
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  997. 3:10 weirdest erotic scene ever but I dig the mustache vibes
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  998. Instructor was just trying to open Bill's chakras, nothing creepy about that
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  999. Dude have you seen the creatures assigned to "Dark"? Rats, zombies, ghouls & demons... Magic is def racist against black people
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  1000. Let's bring these back
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  1001. Remember when chloroquine was bad because the media said so?
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  1002. Beef lime mayonnaise
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  1003. Moose are real big, it's hard to understand how freakishly tall they are until you come across one in the wild
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  1004. The stoppage in that fight was BS imo, it could have continued
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  1005.  @nate3741  I'm sure there was at least one bald dude on the X Factor panel. It's ok no one will look into it
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  1006. Spotify is just as bad.
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  1007.  @Onikage55  Dude, I would LOVE that, are you kidding me? Last time I was sick was 10 years ago. If I could go health insurance free I would, and if something happens to me and I need care I'll pay out of pocket full, I'm 100% fine with that. Unfortunately that's illegal so instead I have to spend cash I could put in retirement funds for an insurance that I not only never use but is also completely useless when I decide to use it, yay!
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  1008. @Trev Gord Natural selection will help weed out the weak & ensure the highest quality of fights. Defeated participants will be fed to Tony Ferguson & the sharks if he's willing to share
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  1009.  @ishmaelcakes9599  You can't punch as hard on ice as you can on solid ground... Either you're lying about having played hockey or you've never punched someone outside of a skating rink
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  1010. He knows little to nothing about weightlifting
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  1011. You're familiar with the Fermi paradox?
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  1012. Did you meet a man named J. Blaha during your stay at the University of Texas?
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  1013. edgy Nihilistic teen comments in 3, 2, 1...
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  1014. The amount of people who seem to buy into it explains why the media has been lying to us for so long: they can get away with it thanks to the ever increasing dummy population
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  1015. Still puzzled as to why they didn't just give that ball to Marschawn
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  1016. If only the country that was at the epicenter of the pandemic actually warned us instead of hiding the truth, the prevention would have been much easier & effective and we wouldn't be dealing with the current crisis
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  1017. Buying and making your own food is still cheaper. Living in a food desert makes it hard but not impossible; it just means that you'll be eating the same foods day in and day out.
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  1018. shhh this goes against the narrative
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  1019. As long as it's not ranch
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  1020. That's not the right format you heathen Joe "that's not a bad idea" Rogan You're welcome, amateur
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  1021. Put some respeck on Dr. Raoult's name
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  1022.  Carl Ruiz  Do you have a crush on me? Been following me around an awful lot to try and antagonize me, reminds me of preschool. "He's mean to you because he likes you". If this is an attempt to take me out on the date the answer is yes but you'll have to pick me up, I only have a bike
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  1023.  @osculim  Yes, because closing a country as big as the US can be done in the blink of an eye. Even if he had done so, the media would have backtracked and called him xenophobic for his new travel ban and paranoid for closing off the country without any tangible cause. Once you understand that they are always dead set on lying to sully his image you'll get why he cannot win in their (and many people's) eyes. They hate him and the end justifies the means.
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  1024. Never thought Fred Durst would be redpilled
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  1025. Some people would pay good money for that experience
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  1026. Too late
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  1027. @Mick McRick Let's go tell that to the people dying of coronavirus, I'm sure they'll be very happy to hear that we're prioritizing proper scientific process over their lives
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  1028. Funnily enough every time I encounter one of the ultra-woke self-righteous posh leftists they always live in a district that's 99% white. If diversity is so great why do they not want to be surrounded by it?
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  1029. Wait what
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  1030.  @BZtheAnti  Well besides what its name might indicate the Mark of the Beast is 100% a human invention, it has little to do with Lucifer
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  1031. but think about the buck's feelings
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  1032. I encourage all the people who took this seriously to dispose of their driving license, your inability to understand sarcasm is a clear indication that you lack the cognitive abilities to pilot a vehicle and are endangering others safety, stick to walking please
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  1033.  John Doe  You're right, it wasn't. And the next pandemic will also have people comparing it to COVID-19. And people like you will also be there to say that it wasn't the same thing. Collective memory, meet selective amnesia.
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  1034. why does everyone hate the poor lad
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  1035. The Joey Diaz syndrome
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  1036. Youtube is the exact same.
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  1037. The last Ghostbusters movie would be right up his alley
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  1038. Considering yesterday's dislike shower with that Native woman I'm sure a clip dogging on California will be very well received
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  1039. are we still doing that
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  1040. No actually that'd be fine, they never ask for diversity if it includes white people.
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  1041. "more than half of the whole population got sick" source on this? How did they monitor the fact that 100 million+ people got ill?
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  1042. Justin "surgeon in facial reconstruction" Gaethje about to give McGregor a facial lift with his fists
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  1043. Half-wits responding to this comment: "Bu-but Trumpanzess do the same!!11" Yeah dum dumbs that's the point, idolization is never good no matter what side does it
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  1044.  @TheTomtah  The issue in the cases you're citing is that they waited the last second to administer chloroquine from what I gather. The drug reduces the viral charge but it's not miraculous. It needs to be prescribed early on to prevent lung failure. I also raise an eyebrow at the heart failure side effect of things. The dosages must be incredibly high considering that most military personnel doing jungle work / most African civilians consume chloroquine on a daily basis to fight malaria with no report of acute heart failure in these populations.
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  1045.  @gregoryadams9025  Now picking sides here but we've been using chloroquine for 70 years now, with heavy dosages in the military (jungle missions) and malaria prevention for Africans who take it on the daily. If the drug had severe adverts side-effects it'd be out by now. Now whether or not it works in curing the coronavirus is a different story; most tests show it does. But if we have to wait to get a nice and tidy little lab test that takes months to be approved and go through several months of peer-reviews we might lose hundreds of thousands of people that could have just taken this drug and be saved while suffering minimal side-effects.
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  1046. Then I won 20 trillion dollars and created World Peace Woops sorry I thought we were doing an exercise in wishfull thinking
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  1047. Yes, because Biden would totally add Republicans to the Supreme Court if he had the chance. He would neveeeeeeer give favor to Democrats. The amount of lies progressives have to tell themselves to cope with their cognitive dissonance is off the charts
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  1048. The way she's aged indicates she sold her vitality to one type of entity or the other in return for mainstream success at one point or the other
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  1049.  @neighborbruce  thanks Brucey
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  1050. Joe "There are no gambling problems, just gambling solutions" Rogan
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  1051. Wonder how all these European countries will fare once all those smokers get cancer & the universal healthcare systems collapses under the sheer amount of patients
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  1052. Joe Rogan: We're gonna start our own cult, with weed and saunas
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  1053. The only thing that can change China outside of a massive foreign invasion (and we know how that usually works out...) is a revolution from within. But since Mao made sure to genocide the middle-class and the educated caste to solidify the CCP I'm not sure it'll ever happen. Look at the reactions of their "new middle-class" towards Hong Kong's demands of independence. Calling it hate & vitriol would be too light of terms, they are rabidly pro-red.
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  1054. I don't know much about physics but I know a lot about physiques
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  1055. Synchronicity bro
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  1056.  @gringodile  I also remember the days where a man could bait in peace without being called out. Shhh, I'm riling some in...
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  1057. Whole Food employees have bigger problems to deal with right now, like preventing people from hording all the toilet paper.
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  1058. For the next kid Musk will pick elements off of the periodic table
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  1059. Implying it'd still be there in 20 years
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  1060. Don't need to check his pulse, I think he's dead guys
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  1061. Let's have the US government send Logan Paul to Japan as a peace offering to appease the Corona Kaiju
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  1062. Bro Sasquatch ate the evidence
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  1063.  @lockdown550  If I wore box braids and you were black and approached me on the streets and told me how racially insensitive I was being I'd 100% take your points into account. Thing is my experience with cultural appropriation so far is pronouncing Dia de los muertos in Spanish and having some white woman try and lecture me about not stealing latino festivities away.
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  1064. Listening to Greta strictly because she's young, female and autistic is the very definition of the bigotry of low expectations. Next they'll have her jumping through fire hoops for the global warming circus
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  1065.  @Azur-Music  bark bark
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  1066. Jake "why do the Japanese hate my brother so" Paul
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  1067. Imagine standing in the ring ready to fight Mike and realizing he's got a big old boner going on. You end up wondering whether he's gonna KO you or KO you
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  1068.  @zacktelander  sup Zack!
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  1069. 0:35 why would creating micro damage to your brain by dropping acid and hallucinating from it lead anyone to believe that God is real? The path to faith is deeper than just dropping a few tabs of LSD and seeing funny colors
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  1070. Member the Rich Piana vs Genova bout? A ment for the ages
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  1071. And if he sits you down and asks you to retire, you might be Brendan Schaub
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  1072.  @themister.s-1st  I out-hacked the hackers
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  1073. Conor has the most dedicated fanbase of the entire UFC
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  1074. no you look it up
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  1075. Member when he grabbed Callen whispering "I had YOUR BACK" with the crazy eyes? Drunk Eddie is best Eddie
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  1076. Orange man bad
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  1077. I hope she got to finish
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  1078. Who's that Larrot guy?
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  1079. I know exactly none of these names and cannot even relate a iota but I'm still going to watch till the end
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  1080.  @chrisbeeken  Considering the type of subs that ban me I wear those authoritative attempts to silence me as a badge of honor
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  1081. and there it is
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  1082. Justin "I do blackface as a hobby" Trudeau
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  1083. Conveniently enough the media never explains this when they share those outrageous mortality rates that have people scared out of their wits. Most people beat the disease by themselves with close to no symptoms and with no real damage being dealt. These people don't go to the hospital and they certainly don't get tested for the virus
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  1084. I knew the fight was gonna be stopped when he shook his head after getting struke
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  1085. You can't even type mean words in comments now without being censored by the bots. It is my God given right as a human bean to be called a r*tard*d cr*ck* on my own videos by a 13 year old on ADHD medicine and I will go fish out these comments in my spam folder if I have to
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  1086. Can't wait for them to discuss Judaism
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  1087. Abolish necks. Problem solved
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  1088. Brown shirts really aren't what they used to be
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  1089. Joe "I'm rich nothing is illegal" Rogan
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  1090. It's interesting to see that Youtube now pushes down comments that receive a lot of negative votes even if it is still overwhelmingly upvoted. This one is already in the middle of the pack even though it has 3x more positive engagement than any others.
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  1091. Coronaviruses everywhere: We're crashing the economy...With no survivors
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  1092. 0:23 Joe "hand movements make me nut" Rogan
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  1093. Can't hear you over the sound of my Monster Truck
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  1094. Pepe!
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  1095. is it tho
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  1096.  @biggestchungus4203  The courts haven't even release their statute on the case lmao "just sit idly while your democracy is being hijacked" great advice bud
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  1097.  @Dankdalorde  "they did" "nothing is holding up in court" so which one is it shill?
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  1098.  @chrisr1522  That's just being human, it's not specific to Westerners.
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  1099. fancy seeing you here
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  1100.  @yukono8208  How else could she claim her people to be native to America if not for that?
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  1101.  @yukono8208  Why would pointing out the truth be interesting in this context? Everyone knows we're not made of clay. Pointing the finger at people who blow their tops at origin stories is much more compelling imo.
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  1102.  @yonab8649  Respect for that attitude, god bless you
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  1103. Wonder if X Æ A-12 will be born with a Neuralink
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  1104.  @drakeandjosh007  LMAO
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  1105. I would have payed good money to be there when they announced that there was an Interstellar Committee to Trump that the USA was not leading
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  1106. No since the French stole them from Belgium
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  1107. What type of crabs are we talking about Joe?
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  1108. Cmon Callen isn't so bad
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  1109. No need to ban the product entirely, just tax it so much that a pack costs around 25$ and ban smoking everywhere (a la Japanese). Guarantee you people will stop smoking.
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  1110.  @Jason-wm5qe  Then they need to tax cigs more. And actually BAN people from consuming the product. You can still smoke cigs on the street in the UK. Make it so that people are only allowed to smoke within their house or specific smoker only areas outside.
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  1111. Paper Dragon
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  1112. Youtube works in mysterious ways
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  1113. A+ channel name
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  1114.  @Onikage55  lmao salty much? Maybe if you trained more often you wouldn't get sick every 2 weeks and people like me wouldn't have to pay into the system to keep your frail body alive
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  1115. Nah they need to stop eating pangolins
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  1116. "Hey man have you ever tried AD"
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  1117. Words on the streets is she was also born in Kenya
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  1118. t. Europeold
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  1119.  @Nobodyyoucarabout  We went from 160 to 180, soon you'll allow me to be 210 lol
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  1120.  @targetfootball7807  "Special people don't see themselves as special" That hasn't been my experience with meeting geniuses & talented athletes. Most of them are quite aware of how unique they are. Fake humility is worse than arrogance imo.
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  1121. One day Schaub won't agree with Rogan on something and that will be our clue that he's been MK Ultraed
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  1122. I wrote a very insightful comment on gun ownership within unprivileged communities but Youtube deleted it twice so instead I'm going to plug in a meme and move on: NO STEP ON SNEK
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  1123. source?
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  1124. Of course the insufferable moralist pundit is now Vegan. I wouldn't have it any other way
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  1125.  @alphapapa5383  Wooooow that went right over my head, thanks Papa
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  1126. yeah shout out for doing his job
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  1127.  @CaleTheNail  Joe is in Grappler Baki. Ever heard of Orochi Doppo? That's him in 5 years
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  1128. Joe "Social Chameleon" Rogan
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  1129. Yes because Michigan = the entire USA
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  1130. I've heard that too. Do we have a source on this?
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  1131. Nope. I'm gonna skip this one. Thanks but no thanks.
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  1132. Except she's not the people, she's part of their intelligentsia
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  1133.  @guyheavengym  Pisstrooper?
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  1134.  @guyheavengym  it sick
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  1135.  @bunkerarchie6881  Young Jamie had a stroke mid sentence
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  1136.  @robertstewart4953  Cool, since property rights are not rights could you send me the laptop/phone you're using to write this comment? Since apparently you won't claim ownership over material things I'd gladly take it off your hands
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  1137. Kamala "guns for me but not for thee" Harris
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  1138. Really goes to show how little the average person knows about strength
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  1139. JRE is going down with us, don't worry
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  1140.  @Mellowcanuck33  It's insane how many people I know who watched this show religiously HATED that episode. I can barely remember anything about it other than it was super boring, it's like my brain is trying to protect me from past trauma
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  1141.  Carl Ruiz  I'd take you on my shoulders but I doubt the bike can handle that level of mistreatment. It's OK romantic strolls are ideal for a first date anyways
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  1142. When they do it it's "brave and an act of resistance against tyranny" When the opposition does it it's "childish and the mark of poor sportsmanship" Never seen a more hypocritical bunch. They're ready to let democracy go if it means seeing Trump lose
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  1143.  @Dankdalorde  "The other party is evil therefor my party gets to be evil as well" Why do you think like this?
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  1144.  @americaninsurgent4403  Idk, a little. Life in a Banana Republic isn't great, once you experiment it once you sorta don't want to have to go through it again.
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  1145. Yes, combatting voter fraud is the equivalent to throwing a tantrum because the President elect said something mean once Perfect comparison
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  1146. Remember when she took a boat to cross the Atlantic instead of a plane because it was "more ecologic" then was proved wrong and called the debunkers ableist?
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  1147. 3x World Champion
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  1148. Coming from personal experience?
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  1149. Can't wait for some weirdo to start jacking off on the bus wearing one of these VR sets. They already do it without the help of technology, this will only serve to embolden them
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  1150. Poverty seems to be doing just fine
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  1151. You might not like it...
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  1152. The most alpha rat of all times
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  1153.  @hhhfdsfs  Because One Piece is life bro
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  1154.  @threecharacters  Fam I was in front of my TV when she said it lol, the video is on YT
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  1155. So it wasn't bat soup?
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  1156. Joe waiting for the protests to hit peak intensity so that he can sneak into the local zoo and get himself a private chimp
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  1157. I the Apostles drank Jesus blood and he was anabolic, does that mean that St-Paul and co were on the juice?
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  1158. Schaub knows all about that
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  1159. Coronavirus has run its course and no one cares anymore? Quick. let's manufacture the next big "happening" to keep our sheep glued to the TV and rack in that sweet sweet ad revenue
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  1160. @Michael Markowsky Did you cook a piece of the backstrap? That's what most hunters tend to go to when they cook the beast; I've heard mixed testimonies about the taste, is it really that good?
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  1161.  @2barbreak  Bear is delicious because of the higher fat content, big cats tend to be much leaner though. Are mountain lions the exception to the rule?
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  1162. The white one
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  1163.  @IrMaC662  Eh you're right, I'll never know what it's like to be black. I'm inserting my feelings as someone who passes as white into a situation that I most likely do not/will never have the background to understand. Peace and love to you too brother.
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  1164.  @MarioGoatse  Just because I take pot shots at your beloved Obama doesn't mean I glorify Trump.
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  1165.  @geojoshi7448  Yes, playing bball on concrete basically
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  1166. If it's as good as The Clone Wars I'll gladly take it
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  1167.  @princeothello4153  You do know apes eat other apes and sometimes wage war on each other for territory right?
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  1168. Imagine the changes the district that would host this Comedy Club would undergo within 2 years, it'll turn into a drier downtown posh LA block
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  1169. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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  1170. Only acceptable if performed with a hunting knife only
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  1171. i would even say that he's noice
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  1172. 0:10 I'd much rather leave through this pandemic that the Black Plague thank you very much
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  1173. Remember that weird period of time during the 2016 campaign where all signs indicated that Clinton had been replaced by an almost perfect body double?
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  1174. The question I have is how a pangolin got into enough contact with a bat for the virus to form in the first place. They've got some different types of dog fights over there
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  1175.  @dawn-blade  Hello friend. I cannot offer a magical fix or a solution that would turn your world around in a day. I feel for you and the torment your mind puts you through. While I was not your age when it happened, I have experienced similar thoughts of hopelessness and isolation. The advice I am going to give you might not be pleasant to hear, but what saved me was getting comfortable with being alone. I know that as humans we crave interaction and affection but from what I experienced I can tell you that no one will give these things to you willingly until you become one with yourself and make peace with who you are. The same goes for your inability to function within a professional environment. These moments you will spend alone will not be joyful. They might make your depression and isolation spiral. But you have to strike a pact with yourself and give your true inner side a chance. Once the turmoil that is within calms down, you will be able to go out in the world. It might take years, but the sooner you start the better. Once you feel ready, take some small steps and try to work for a non-profit for a few hours here and there, then get a part-time job etc. I also advise you to get counseling, some sort of therapy or potentially even medication to put you on the right path. As much as I believe in the power of the human brain there is something to be said about hormonal imbalances and the real weight it can put on our shoulders day in and day out. Your ultimate goal, however, should be to find your purpose. And it DOES NOT matter if it takes 1 week or 1 decade. Your entire life should be spent pursuing that ideal, so the time you spend figuring it out is irrelevant in the end. Once that purpose is established I guarantee you that life will start making sense. And no matter WHAT you hear, NEVER believe that there is no purpose. No one was put on this earth aimless, just like no one was put on this earth to be alone. I wish you the best of luck on your journey. It isn't going to be easy, but the simple fact that you found the strength to reach out for help has me convinced that you have what it takes to make it, for yourself and for others.
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  1176. He's perma-banned from the podcast
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  1177. Nursing homes are already nightmarish landscape as it is, no need for the virus. Blows my mind that people would get rid of their parents and put them in these death pits
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  1178.  @Samdroid_  Real talk: it will strengthen your immune system. I stopped getting sick once I started pumping iron seriously. I've been illness free for more than 5 years now.
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  1179. How's the chloroquine consumption over there? Is the assertion that it is consumed regularly to combat malaria correct?
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  1180. @TL C I'm not being coy then uh lol. Thanks man :)
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  1181. Easy to be all lax with drunk drivers until one kills your child, if Joe's daughter got ran over buy some alcoholic dude he'd want to break the guys' neck himself
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  1182.  @immortalityovereverything  That's strictly because I am a weakling and don't want to snap my humerus though
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  1183. Comrades, it has been an honor serving by your sides
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  1184. Atheists raiding your comment in 3, 2, 1...
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  1185.  @canadianturtle7240  Right? Even the awful interpretation of World War Z with Bradd Pit got it right
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  1186.  @mitchcowan1446  You got a point, since in the original World War Z book the infected don't run... I just think Walking dead did it rather poorly. It focused too much on human relationships & rival tribes imo
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  1187. rip
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  1188.  @CSestp  The last thing people who are facing a national pandemic think about doing is renewing their cell phone. Thinking that every single one of these lost subscriptions hides a dead body is unrealistic. I have no doubt that China is lying concerning the amount of deaths that actually occurred there and I have no doubt that the CCP used "alternative" methods of treatment to prevent the spread of the disease but if this cell phone subscribers data was really a direct representation of the number of deaths they Communist Party would have never allowed the info to leak.
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  1189.  @gummyboots  We'll reach the million on this one easily. And yes, we need everyone to help fight it because it will only take a handful of "rebels" for the spread to re-ignite again and reach scarier and deadlier heights. I'm personally closely monitoring certain European countries like France or Germany which seem to have achieved a stand-still. The virus is booming in NYC right now but we'll probably get a better picture at the US situation late next week.
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  1190. Meatheads need to start their own country with its own government
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  1191. How many trees have you uprooted today?
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  1192. tfw you start shooting at the virus to win the war
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  1193. That's a rare pepe if I've ever seen one. I'll trade you for 3 Joe Rogan memes
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  1194. first RIch Piana's comment section and now this...
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  1195. The clips will get mass reuploaded on there, Joe overestimates the YT bots
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  1196.  @derbistheeternal2947  wassup
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  1197.  @xyzmediaandentertainment8313  Make me
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  1198. Because you're kneeling on it, therefor literally dirtying the flag
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  1199.  @samkee3859  sup Cashew ;)
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  1200. Can I have some ketchup with these empty buzzwords?
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  1201. Ah, the good old days where Rogan would actually interact with his audience...
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  1202.  layney boy  Lmao do I know you?
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  1203.  @SomeH4TER  Come on Katakuri, we both know you could carry a full armada if you wanted to
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  1204. Roy Jones Jr. was and still is the most talented boxer of all times The man was a monster in the ring while spending his time boozing and drinking AND dropping dope mix tapes, truly a legend
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  1205. If Joe is Anng does that make Schaub Appa?
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  1206. For people with pointy elbows as well. We didn't ask to be born with angled limbs.
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  1207. @vg knightfan1 Lol if you want to read the original one you'll have to learn Latin I'm afraid. Start with the Old Testament in your native language and go from there, that's a good start.
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  1208.  @jeffreymatias5879  and you'd be wrong, some creative writing going down here lemme tell u
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  1209. lmao
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  1210. It's because he doesn't care. The Lazy Alpha.
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  1211. We've had that for years now
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  1212. Stoners are the most discriminated against group on this planet
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  1213.  @mariodebuck1760  Guys guys, I found one on the internet!
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  1214.  DrTheKay  Tfw 25 years old zoomer
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  1215.  @284animal  Fair, none of them were complaining. Guess they were fake Natives then.
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  1216. @The Catmother Well, for one, there used to be a time in which those who did not work did not eat. The community would take care of its youngest and oldest members and make an exception for frail individuals, but anyone who was physically/mentally capable of working was supposed to participate and be productive or face being ostracized. That's not really the case anymore.
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  1217. @The Catmother ? It was definitely responsibility, but as you say if people refused to own their destiny they would simply die because society wouldn't provide a safety net. This is why I mentioned the West, with most of it having evolved into a state of providence
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  1218.  @lol22332  If you live in a Western country the worse they'll do is make you pay a fee (well, besides the USA maybe). If you live in a 3rd world country they'd have found a different reason to beat you up anyways; might have well have them help you quit cigs.
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  1219.  @morrismckinnon6047  Then it'd give a reason for the authorities of your country to throw you behind bars. In a thread of less than 10 answers we managed to find a way to criminalize cigarette smoking to the point of being able to send someone to prison for life. I'm sure our governments can get behind that idea.
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  1220.  @morrismckinnon6047  A large % of my family members were avid smokers. They're all dead save for a few individuals. Cancer is a curious thing.
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  1221.  @MastaSmack  I probably have at least another 20 years in me but yeah, I won't be old bones.
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  1222. Ciao
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  1223. The worst part is that he knew she was dangerous but probably still lowered his guard enough for her to smoke him with a gun. Like what did you think dude that she was just going to watch her meal ticket leave her for another woman and take the cats too?
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  1224.  @esinach  Lmao I lived under socialized medicine for 20 years and have paid more in taxes than most of the people on this thread. But nice assumptions you got there, very "woke" of you
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  1225.  @eagle3676  I'd rather put that money in a retirement plan and use it when needed tbh. I don't need daddy government to do it for me
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  1226.  @eagle3676  I'd rather pay for my family and friend's healthcare costs than some random stranger that just happens to live in the same country as I do. If that makes me selfish then so be it
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  1227.  @eagle3676  If I send you my bank information will you link me some $$? Since you're so against greed and all you should be showing the example
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  1228.  @WabiSabE  It's great at first. It always is, and the same can be said for what you call social safety policies. But these services are not "free", they're just funded through taxes. Once the money run out they'll run out too. It already started in Western Europe and it's barely been 20 years for some country (like France with the CMU). High unemployment rates = less taxpayers = more taxes for the rest of the workforce = less people able to spend money and boost the economy etc etc. It's a complicated topic but basically these services will eventually end up crumbling upon themselves and once that happens it will be absolute and utter chaos.
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  1229.  @targetfootball7807  Losers aren't born, they're made. People with no natural talent need to work that much harder to make up for it. Life isn't fair, some people are born rich, some are born with a genetic condition that claims their life within 2 months. The playing field will never be 100% equalized because of the very nature of biology, worrying about things outside of your control is wasted energy imo. These same people should strive towards greatness & become advocates for the weak & destitute if they so wish. You'd find that most of them, however, become advocates of this competitive system you denounce once they start being good at it. This is why we're still here today and why we'll still be there in 1000 years, as I tried to convey in my original post.
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  1230.  @forrestallen9354  They're such dicks
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  1231. As opposed to figuratively?
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  1232. Now where have I seen that comment before
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  1233.  @justgarethsphone9663  Only if it's made with whey protein + oatmilk. Gotta wine and dine me first.
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  1234. I started the joke with the terms Trust fund baby and I still have people spamming "hE wAs nOt a SEAL!!" Really makes me question the cognitive ability of the average person
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  1235. username is truth
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  1236. That'd put Cesar Clown straight out of business
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  1237. He ain't gay bro, just reallyyyyy like slapping his buddies butts and exchanging deep longing kisses with them, as every heterosexual man does
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  1238.  @kateofone  Lmao are those threats? What are you going to do Kate, hit me over the head with your designer bag?
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  1239.  @kateofone  Yeah I don't disagree with that. Conversion camps are nonsense
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  1240. you should let your hair down more often
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  1241. The Left eats its own. No matter how far left you are, there will always be someone who is going to be even further down the spectrum. To that person, you're a Nazi. In 2 years that person will be a Nazi too. The left needs a boogie man to survive and it's not afraid of creating it if it doesn't exist yet.
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  1242. I'm a big fan of mud huts
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  1243.  @JefeDeJefes8484  You're a scholar and a gentleman, I salute you
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  1244.  @TheBaronVSP  Already gave them all to my family and friends before this crisis even happened.
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  1245.  @colonelcrush88  much appreciated Colonel
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  1246.  Carl Ruiz  if you provide it, we don't keep any in the house because of a family history of traumas associated to them
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  1247.  Carl Ruiz  Sorry, balloons of all kind are also a no-go, there are dark stories that happened on the Hidenburg that left deep scars. I think we're going to have to call this off regardless; see, I thought I was going out with Carl Ruiz , of Latino ancestry, but I can't be associated with a Reynolds. Nothing against Germans but it would create a schism within the family unit (refer to the Hidenburg debacle). I'm also not a big fan of tobacco. Sorry R.J., it just wasn't meant to be. I'm sure you'll find the meathead of your dreams eventually, but it won't be me.
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  1248.  Carl Ruiz  All the best to you too R.J.
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  1249.  @americaninsurgent4403  I'd be shocked at anyone who doesn't feel at least a little miffed by the current situation, regardless of political affiliations.
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  1250.  @Dankdalorde  How about keeping American jobs in America, reducing taxes and big govt to lessen the burden on the taxpayer and prioritizing safety by allowing citizens to defend themselves & their loved ones? Aren't these good values as well?
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  1251. Both are right
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  1252. we still out here fam
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  1253. Username checks out
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  1254. rip son
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  1255.  @CHlEFFIN  no u
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  1256. what does that mean tho?
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  1257. Dunno about 5 years but considering it's barely been a month I'd say we're not at that point yet
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  1258. rip
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  1259. rip the comment section
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  1260. put some respek on Depp's gorgeous face
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  1261.  @BR4INlessBRI4N  Send money to their patreon / donate or use their affiliate links then, Youtube doesn't pay anymore. Even if you watch someone religiously for years you've probably earned that person 2$ at best
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  1262. But what will I watch if there are no sports on TV
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  1263. Also we have little knowledge of the lasting damages this thing does; we just know that advanced pneumonia caused by COVID19 often taxes the lungs to the point of no return
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  1264. Joe Rogan's face looks like a deepfake of himself projected onto an ostrich's egg
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  1265. Bulls*
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  1266.  @airtylerb  It's ok bud just hand over your license, we'll get you a nice bike and you can do zoomies around the neighborhood all you like
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  1267.  @airtylerb  thx
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  1268. is this joke
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  1269.  @ramroopneil7962  u jelly brah?
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  1270.  @ramroopneil7962  literally the "too smart to be lifting" meme lmao
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  1271.  @ramroopneil7962  J'appelle ca des hochets perso
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  1272.  @ramroopneil7962  You got carps in India?
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  1273.  @nickmelanshek1350  wow dude your comics look badass
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  1274. thanks
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  1275. Interdimensional vampires bro
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  1276.  @elchingon6759  Unfortunately Coath's time is very valuable and I could not afford the 10 000$/hour fee he requested.
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  1277. But that would be too reasonable
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  1278. "Sentient Tomato" Dana White has spoken
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  1279. Username checks out
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  1280. lmao
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  1281. they need democracy tho
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  1282. oy vey, shut it down
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  1283. That tactic reminds me of another German politician from year's past
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  1284.  @trixnhoez2964  Are we in the same weight class?
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  1285. Never work in Academia then
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  1286.  @zacht1376  Idolization is obsessive by definition. How about we just look at facts and try to remain objective instead of turning politics into a popularity contest
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  1287. "Can I squat more than Ron now?"
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  1288. oy vey
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  1289.  @ScotisticDad  No idea, ask Tomtah
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  1290.  @gregoryadams9025  You're moving the goal post. You said we had no idea about the side-effects of chloroquine; I proved to you that we do. You said that we didn't know if it worked or not; I showed you that in a life or death case where it's either dying from coronavirus or taking the risk of suffering some mild side-effects the choice is easy to make. Your diatribe had very little to do with what I wrote and is actually a classic misrepresentation of the ideas that people who believe in the effectiveness of cholorquine push.
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  1291. Was it homeless?
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  1292. WE
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  1293.  @blazzz13  "fraud that only effects the states where they're losing" That's a direct proof of fraud lol, why would the democrats use voter fraud in places where they know a victory is impossible. They focused on swing states for a reason
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  1294.  @epictetus9221  Not if I'm under water fam - It doesn't count as breathing if the only thing I inhale is water taps head
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  1295. sabotage
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  1296. tfw swarmed by a bunch of DYELs.....
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  1297.  @MrSilus2000  Just stay home dude
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  1298.  @MrSilus2000  Master said stay home, human.
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  1299.  @damiandmerri2536  Still better than nothing, and it's been proven.
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  1300. He keeps getting away with it because he looks like one of them
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  1301. PC master-race checking in
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  1302. That or they just want to make sure Trump doesn't have the ability to organize a proper Presidential run and hope to steal the election amidst the panic
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  1303. amateur
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  1304. No one is forcing them to grab dem bricks tho
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  1305. the Parkland shooting comes to mind
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  1306.  @adamspeckert7296  Reminds me of our boy Hemingway
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  1307. thx
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  1308.  @12OunceProphet  You took that semantic void and ran with it
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  1309.  @12OunceProphet  I don't work for free
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