Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "St Nicholas the wonder worker from Μύρα" video.
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I enjoyed your recitation, I'm more of a socialist rhyme artist. Parodies-R-us!
"Every worker in Britain liked Christmas a lot.
But the Tories, who lived in luxury, well, they did not!
The Tories dislike Christmas, the giving time season.
And we all know why; their selfishness the reason.
Could it be that their heads aren't screwed on quite right?
Or could it be, perhaps, that their fists are too tight?
But with Tories the most likely reason of all,
Is their freezing cold hearts are a few sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, for their uncharitable views,
They stand there at Christmas, making profits for the few,
Staring down at the Populus with a sour, grouchy frown,
At the poor blighted workers in Britain's cold towns.
For every worker in Britain, they would love to bequeath,
In place of mistletoe a withered old funeral wreath.
"No hanging of stockings!" the Tories doth jeer,
Tomorrow may be Christmas, but the Tories don't care.
They scowl at the thought of a little drummer boy drumming,
So they crashed the economy and stopped Christmas from coming."
By Moi.
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