Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "Matt Hancock- the wayward member for Suffolk" video.

Please be kind enough to read and share this appeal: Are you aware that many Tory MPs have never had the benefits of a happy family upbringing? That many Tory MPs were brought up by paid help or a Nanny? That some Tory MPs only know their parent's name because it is displayed on their Trust Fund? That their closest confidant and friend is their butler? If you can spare just 10 minutes a week please reach out to a Tory MP, send them a message or a letter and tell them that they are loved and that there is a better way. Encourage them to integrate with people, you know real people. If you would like to adopt a Tory MP you should be hypocrite tolerant and have a very high boredom threshold. They require the most exquisite diet, because of their fragile constitution and need lots of care and light exercise once a year. A reasonable-sized mansion is suggested for housing your Tory MP and a large amount of public money should be set aside for future upgrades such as duck ponds, and moats; you know the usual. It's important to remember a Tory MP is not just for Christmas, they can be found dipping into the public cookie jar at all times of the year. Adopt a Tory MP today, and show them the way to a better life...
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@Matt Quinn - Caledonian Television I'm afraid they have no useful purpose. But feel free to try once you've paid the adoption fees of 1p...
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@Matt Quinn - Caledonian Television Special case: Jacob Rees-Mogg - Provided you can afford to look after his mother-in-laws ancestral home which is a 300-room mansion, as it may need further repairs. Actually taking into account the considerable challenge presented by Rees-Mogg, we've decided to waive any adoption fees.
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@Matt Quinn - Caledonian Television If I drop them in the woods it will be Fangorn forest so the Ents can stamp on 'em. lol
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