Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "Just a list of lies Boris Johnson has told" video.

  1. Boris has Van Gogh’s ear for music and Einstein's looks. He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. He's the human form of a cold shiver looking for a spine to run up. Not only dull himself but he inspires dullness in others. He also has delusions of adequacy.
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  2. Coris is a Bunt!
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  3. Boris Johnson: the marquis of mayhem, the duke of duplicity, the viscount of vacuousness, the baron of buffoonery, the earl of egomania, the prince of pork pies, the count of clusterf*cks, the oligarch of omnishambles, the king of the kleptocratic cockwombles.
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  4. Boris the man who was born with a silver foot in his mouth. He has the backbone of a chocolate éclair, the IQ of a crack-addicted hamster and all the charisma of a used tissue. The only man, who after selling his soul had to give the Devil a refund... in roubles.
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  5.  @oisnowy5368  Boris Johnson looks like an albino orangutan that was shaved and then dragged upsidedown through the menswear section of John Lewis. His superpower is waffling about weapons-grade bullshit while attempting to resist the animal urge to scratch his neanderthal arse...
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