Comments by "Travis Cutler" (@traviscutler9912) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. I can't shake the feeling that this is on purpose so that our children NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER look up to people who are able to rise above their bleak future unless they are "the One."
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  2. Ok, i gotta watch this...... Can anything really be this bad? Lol!?
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  3. Yeah, this started great and then.......
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  4. Plot armor so thick its just a solid cube of metal.
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  5. I never saw Crimson Tide, so I had to skip those sections AS HOW DID I MISS HACKMAN VS WASHINGTON?!?! F**** SERIOUSLY.
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  6. I lasted for a few episodes of the lady doctor but it really was tedious, shoe horning in identity politics into literally every episode was too much unfortunately. Boring is boring.
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  7. WORST. ENDING. EVER.
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  8. Meh. Dune is a Triangular power struggle between the Emperor (houses), the God King & THE F***** GUILD?!?!? Unfortunately, Denny amputated the third leg off of a 3 legged table, making it no longer a table. This was all in service of changing Dune from a terse political sci-fi epic into a set up for part 2 which is sadly just a romance set in space as we trade in the Guilds central role in space travel, for endless scenes of the God king staring longly at his Bae?!?! Basically ruining the entire f**** novel as the only reason the spice matters is because of the guild and the fact that they're not even in this f**** movie or the next is a slap in the face Frank Herbert and anyone who wanted sci-fi not another goddamn f**** Hollywood star worship b*******. F U to the director
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  9. Ok, you've managed to make me laugh out loud, thrice! ACTUALLY more than 3 times deserves a minimum tip, which is precisely what you received. Which is rare nowadays from a 49 year old, recently divorced man who owns a small business that's paid out 2 million in "profit" to absolutely f**** everyone but himself and still somehow manages to be close to a quarter million dollars in the hole. All while originally having wanted to have made art/movi and even won awards as a young man but never took the risk because he didn't want to end up broke and in debt.........  I shutter to think of what I'd have actually paid for a genuine laugh at this point that isn't forced out by virtue of needing it. Most importantly, it comes out unexpectedly and gives you that feeling that nothing else really can. S***, not even hard drugs, as they're great & all, but there's something about chemical euphoria that's ultimately grating and always leaves a deeper hole than it filled. Errrrr, I mean hope that $5'er at least covers a part of the percentage on your next tab's tip...... Cheers from Canada!
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  10. She's the number 2
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  11. Even a giant pile of K couldn't make it vaguely interesting. Trust me, I tried.......
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  12. Best part about this reviews. I actually thought I missed this show until 3 to 5 minutes and then I realize it was the same s*** version I saw LOL
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  13. "You round headed simpleton." Lol
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  14. The Thing is arguably the height of horror realism. Epic.
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  15. Hollywood used GMO Member Berries, grown in the concentrated shite of today's recycled plotlines, to ferment a moonshine of liver liquidating idiotic induced delirium tremens. I'm assuming Hollywood made it 200% proof to poison the Critical Drinker before he not only points out their total lack of creative talent BUT more importantly, not even giving the most important sci-fi show just a f**** serviceable script with all the goddamn f**** money in the f**** world, you ego maniacal f**** assholes. KAHN!!!!!!
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  16. Member?
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  17. I member..........
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  18. Kung Fu Hustle was 10 times the movie that LOTR was and it cost 20% of the budget. Totally original script, absolutely hilarious and stunning action from beginning to end with not one f**** shaky cam. This is where Hollywood diverged + the shitification began. The system works
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  19. A great analogy for fascism.
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  20. F*** I got to watch this again. It's been long enough
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  21. D. All of the above.
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  22. So the critical drinker often brings this point up, which is, "who is this for?" Seriously, I'm a man who's almost 50 & I can safely tell you that I hate myself enough already, so there's no need to add to it at this stage of my life, certainly not for entertainment by People who are 20 years younger than me and don't remember anything to do with this era or made these friends actually friends! The characters were in a time and place of the '70s and honestly, for that era, they were actually pretty progressive as it was a team that really wasn't romantic and everybody just worked together as a team with nobody taking the credit. Especially fred for that matter, other than he did drive the van but otherwise he was just listening and Velma really did deliver a lot of the intelligence of the group and they ALL listened, because they were all respectful to each other. Just adding a bunch of high school jealousy and drama, isn't developing the characters or giving us any kind of backdrop to their lives that actually makes us want to know them better or for that matter anyone else in their lives, It just reminds us of why we are seeking escape from our current social situation. It certainly feels like they were all given a memo, that said, "I hate these characters and I want you to make sure that nobody recognizes them. Especially the people who would actually give a s*** and more importantly, make them irrelevant to The adolescences of today, as they wouldn't actually watch something geared towards this 70's age group that isn't respectful to the original? It's so weird that these showrunners and production people are so completely and totally wedged up their own asses, that they can't understand why making a nostalgia show that neither appeals to the people who originally watched it or young people who couldn't get past how trite and passive aggressive it actually is.......
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  23. The shitification of everything. Basically, how can we pay pennies to people in Vietnam over crew anywhere people have rights........
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  24. COMIC BOOK MOVIES THAT ALL TAKE PLACE DURING THE ORIGINAL TIMELINES IN ORIGINAL STORY ARCS. The only reboot that makes any sense to me at ALL comic book companies but especially MCU/DCU. (* FOR THE CORPORATE WHORES WHO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING, YOU GET TO SELL NEW TOYS FOR EVERY DIFFERENT ERA?!?!?!) If they actually used the original characters, in their original timelines, with the original pace of story telling (You don't have to kill off the bad guy/hero every single f**** movie BUT if you do, they have to stay DEAD). This not only allows for them to inhabit those specific timelines, era styles, artistic directorial viewpoint, technologies unique to their time, which could widely differentiate individual characters for different time periods (like how they have the fantastic 4 in the '60s but then they could do a 70s, 80's 90's, etc, versions where Reed Richards is old, older, oldest OR Batman/Superman of the 1940's to grittier 80's versions. Each one of these "Characters" could be played by a completely different version (different actors) and be done with completely different directors, styles with different tones, FOR EVERYONE ON ALL specific story runs specific to their particular era's. You know, actually original movies, that made them great during their eras BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY!!!!! This would allow for each showrunner/director/actors to actually take creative risks + be more more respectful to the original creative content. By going back to the original eras you would also help in all the stupid stuff that has to be done in a movie to accommodate the new technologies, but it would also take down a whole bunch of the cost of those special effects. Which thing could actually mean better stories. Also, by doing original story runs (for instance, the X-Men and the evolutionary War fighting the High Evolutionary) In their original tones for that '80s era. If it flopped another movie could be done of the '70s version of the 2000s version and those different story lines that are specific to those eras, played by different actors that are older and or younger depending on the timelines. This would allow for much more interesting takes and if the movies did well they could expand upon that same era and if not they could just move on to something and wipe the slate clean As the characters are always the same no matter what era and therefore you don't have to reinvent the wheel every single f**** time. This allows for minor roles for hero team-ups, villain team-ups that don't have to destroy an entire franchise if they don't work out. You know like how comics were successful for decades before movies ruin them with the shitification of corporate thinking This would allow for original great costumes that don't seem corny A year later when the fashion is out of modern tastes or story lines that aren't ruined by modern logistics like cell phones. It also allows stories to be allegories for politically difficult stories of today that can really do interesting stuff without having to point fingers at anyone politically. The other great thing about this is all of the amazing sets + interesting things you could do as a result of not having to shoehorn in everything that's already happened within the last 5 years that they've tried to make a ka-jillion dollars off of. Under the current circumstances, they want to make sure that as a product, it's going to HAVE TO coincide with an overall storyline no matter what, which is ridiculous considering it's billions of dollars worth of movies over 10 years (captain America: Red Hulk crap-a-thon is a good example of having to tie up loose threads constantly. Getting rid of that unnecessary plotlines would be f**** huge, as being able to bring in an early '80s Wolverine who doesn't need to have anything to do with the X-Men as a stand-alone story, but then also be able to tie him in with Jubilee in the late '80s lwith potentially a totally different actors playing Wolverine as a young or older version is amazing. It also allows for someone to play a wolverine in World War II, you see where I'm going with this. The possibilities are endless and if any of these stories fail, it doesn't f*** every storyline before or after it?!?! You just cut that timeline for whatever reason. Even better, because you're now not tying yourself to every attempt at something original, the success of literally every single mega story in a row is no longer the "make and break" for a producer every single f**** time. You can actually take risks and stylistically make things extremely innovative and interesting. Like having Mobius being a full-on horror movie or same with blade + not having too be tied into a kid-friendly version of Disney that won't necessarily work for either. But once again, as I said......... If it doesn't work for whatever reason, it's not the end of the world because if every character inhabits their own style, era, set of directorial viewpoint it makes every movie an opportunity to try something different to not bore the f*** out of everyone with formulaic age s*** that doesn't HAVE TO appeal to EVERYONE. I obviously understand that none of this would ever happen as they're too stupid + if you can't force everyone to have to watch every single movie to make sure that every single movie is relevant, then how do you force people to watch s*** movies that suck and suck worse and then suck still even worse, that nobody cares about?!? LASTLY, this would allow for DEI plot lines that really would be relevant to time and place where it would feel less forced and could have real opportunities to communicate something that genuinely reflected the struggles of people and their stories. Hopefully this would have considerably less blowback than no DEI at all, rather then 12 stories in a row shoehorned DEI all at the same exact time, with very little relevancy within the actual meaning of that story..... I wouldn't care but I grew up on all this stuff and it breaks my heart to see them ruin all of my favorite stories in what feels like an on purpose attempt to make sure we have no Heroes...... The system works.
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  25. The Worf & Data scene is such an amazing piece of writing, i own a business and have employed my friends for decades which has been horrible so I understand how difficult it is for that restraint.
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  26. I'm hoping eventually studios lose enough money doing this s*** that they just stopped. I think that's the only possible. Upsign
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  27. Ive been saying for a while now that each comic should be period specific so that if they wanted they could always have different actors for different eras with totally different styles
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  28. New writers aren't exactly Hemingway..........
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  29. We are definitely losing the next war........
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  30. I'm hoping that Dune 3 has EVEN MORE romantically longing stare contests between Paul & his concubine & less of the importance of the Space Guilds relevance for the entire plot, especially if they emphasize the forced romance of a living god's side-girl over the rest of anything concerning the entire universe's reliance on the Guild, and it's direct political tension between all of the houses, Emporer and the importance of the spice?!?!  That tension of the political drama & the entire universe hinging on the triangular power balance of these three strategic groups (God king, guild & houses) seems almost totally irrelevant when compared to infatuation. Especially when the two young actors are super hot & stare at each other, like a lot, but like you know, longingly....... Removal of the Guild entirely, even though they are the linchpin of the plot with spice, space travel, their relevance to the Emperor & the Houses just seems pretty irrelevant in comparison to the romance between a living God & his Bae!!!!! Looking forward to more crucial characters being completely sidelined in order to service Hollywood's desire to replace storylines for vacuous star worship!?! The 80's version using the Toto sound track wasn't great but despite the studio's best attempts to ruin it, the movie was at least a sci-fi political thriller, not just another way to yet again showcase Hollywood's two most popular actors.  Sadly , the corporations & the inevitable shitification of everything for money prevails! I hope they get a particularly painful version of cancer for ruining my favorite sci-fi novel. At least the first movie in this particular series was decent & why I think I was SOOOO disappointed in the second installment BUT it's all going to get worse from here as plot is obviously irrelevant when competing against American cheese (a product that isn't actually cheese, which is why they have to call it "American cheese" as it's just chemicals, fat and salt.) The system works.
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  31. I'm hoping that Dune 3 has EVEN MORE romantically longing stare contests between Paul & his concubine & less of the importance of the Space Guilds relevance for the entire plot, especially if they emphasize the forced romance of a living god's side-girl over the rest of anything concerning the entire universe's reliance on the Guild, and it's direct political tension between all of the houses, Emporer and the importance of the spice?!?!  That tension of the political drama & the entire universe hinging on the triangular power balance of these three strategic groups (God king, guild & houses) seems almost totally irrelevant when compared to infatuation. Especially when the two young actors are super hot & stare at each other, like a lot, but like you know, longingly....... Removal of the Guild entirely, even though they are the linchpin of the plot with spice, space travel, their relevance to the Emperor & the Houses just seems pretty irrelevant in comparison to the romance between a living God & his Bae!!!!! Looking forward to more crucial characters being completely sidelined in order to service Hollywood's desire to replace storylines for vacuous star worship!?! The 80's version using the Toto sound track wasn't great but despite the studio's best attempts to ruin it, the movie was at least a sci-fi political thriller, not just another way to yet again showcase Hollywood's two most popular actors.  Sadly , the corporations & the inevitable shitification of everything for money prevails! I hope they get a particularly painful version of cancer for ruining my favorite sci-fi novel. At least the first movie in this particular series was decent & why I think I was SOOOO disappointed in the second installment BUT it's all going to get worse from here as plot is obviously irrelevant when competing against American cheese (a product that isn't actually cheese, which is why they have to call it "American cheese" as it's just chemicals, fat and salt.) The system works.
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  32. Oh my God! Can you imagine not having seen this movie already?!?!??!
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  33. Hollywood used GMO Member Berries, grown in the concentrated shite of today's recycled plotlines, to ferment a moonshine of liver liquidating idiotic induced delirium tremens. I'm assuming Hollywood made it 200% proof to poison the Critical Drinker before he not only points out their total lack of creative talent BUT more importantly the firehose of mindless distractions from the plot as any serious consideration from the characters wouldn't help to hide the fact that everything is now just pointless spectacle in place of any meaningful interaction between the characters or the challenges they face?!?! Better to have more CGI explosions, with ever louder effects so that you can't look over to your friend and say, "what the f*** is this s***?" The system works.
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  34. The "Golden Era of The Shitification of Everything."
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  35. And more importantly, the Predators were here for a religious challenge of their culture and why they didn't just come and blow up the planet.
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  36. "Bridesmaids" was the only real time Melissa McCarthy was actually funny.
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  37. Well done sir.
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  38. They ruined "What if," every single episode was a variant of the Message. So many amazing stories in the original comic, it was. After that I gave up. F*** them
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  39. Well....... Spielberg once actually cared about the story and his fans but after what they did to Indiana Jones and the temple of crass opportunism, its hard to be surprised......
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  40. Meh. CGI & dark, blurry shakey camera action scenes not only ruined the LOTR but pretty much all movies after. Basically, hey do you want to PAY for complicated expensive highly choreographed fight action scenes?!?! Nah, let's just make it a dark blurry shaky cam instead!!!!?! Ugh
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  41. I'm hoping that Dune 3 has EVEN MORE romantically longing stare contests between Paul & his concubine & less of the importance of the Space Guilds relevance for the entire plot, especially if they emphasize the forced romance of a living god's side-girl over the rest of anything concerning the entire universe's reliance on the Guild, and it's direct political tension between all of the houses, Emporer and the importance of the spice?!?!  That tension of the political drama & the entire universe hinging on the triangular power balance of these three strategic groups (God king, guild & houses) seems almost totally irrelevant when compared to infatuation. Especially when the two young actors are super hot & stare at each other, like a lot, but like you know, longingly....... Removal of the Guild entirely, even though they are the linchpin of the plot with spice, space travel, their relevance to the Emperor & the Houses just seems pretty irrelevant in comparison to the romance between a living God & his Bae!!!!! Looking forward to more crucial characters being completely sidelined in order to service Hollywood's desire to replace storylines for vacuous star worship!?! The 80's version using the Toto sound track wasn't great but despite the studio's best attempts to ruin it, the movie was at least a sci-fi political thriller, not just another way to yet again showcase Hollywood's two most popular actors.  Sadly , the corporations & the inevitable shitification of everything for money prevails! I hope they get a particularly painful version of cancer for ruining my favorite sci-fi novel. At least the first movie in this particular series was decent & why I think I was SOOOO disappointed in the second installment BUT it's all going to get worse from here as plot is obviously irrelevant when competing against American cheese (a product that isn't actually cheese, which is why they have to call it "American cheese" as it's just chemicals, fat and salt.) The system works.
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  42. Also, the fact that white men also make up the majority of English-speaking North America should be a demographic. That should at least get some attention? Not everything but certainly not nothing.
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  43. For the love of God stop hiring Zendaya, she's has zero personality accept for being irritating.
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  44. The children in star wars manage to be the most irritating kids in two galaxies........
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  45. I barely could make it through once, they butchered Frank Miller's masterpiece. If only they had given this the "Sin City" treatment by people who understand comics & plot for fuck sake........
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  46. I'm hoping that Dune 3 has EVEN MORE romantically longing stare contests between Paul & his concubine & less of the importance of the Space Guilds relevance for the entire plot, especially if they emphasize the forced romance of a living god's side-girl over the rest of anything concerning the entire universe's reliance on the Guild, and it's direct political tension between all of the houses, Emporer and the importance of the spice?!?! That tension of the political drama & the entire universe hinging on the triangular power balance of these three strategic groups (God king, guild & houses) seems almost totally irrelevant when compared to infatuation. Especially when the two young actors are super hot & stare at each other, like a lot, but like you know, longingly....... Removal of the Guild entirely, even though they are the linchpin of the plot with spice, space travel, their relevance to the Emperor & the Houses just seems pretty irrelevant in comparison to the romance between a living God & his Bae!!!!! Looking forward to more crucial characters being completely sidelined in order to service Hollywood's desire to replace storylines for vacuous star worship!?! The 80's version using the Toto sound track wasn't great but despite the studio's best attempts to ruin it, the movie was at least a sci-fi political thriller, not just another way to yet again showcase Hollywood's two most popular actors. Sadly , the corporations & the inevitable shitification of everything for money prevails! I hope they get a particularly painful version of cancer for ruining my favorite sci-fi novel. At least the first movie in this particular series was decent & why I think I was SOOOO disappointed in the second installment BUT it's all going to get worse from here as plot is obviously irrelevant when competing against American cheese (a product that isn't actually cheese, which is why they have to call it "American cheese" as it's just chemicals, fat and salt.) The system works.
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  47. Making fun of this movie was much more entertaining then the movie
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  48. The only benefit of the shitification of everything we love is all of these hilarious critical take downs are great.
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  49. The other side of the idiocracy coin.
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  50. This movie was stupid.
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