Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Beavis and Butthead go intellectual!
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  2. Went to the supermarket this morning and a 11 o'clock they had a 2 minutes silence as we were shopping. Only one family of a certain demographic who follow the religion of peace continued making a noise and shopping.
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  3. Does this mean that India, Pakistan, South Africa, West Indies and any other 'non-whyte' nations that play the game are guilty of racial appropriation? If so, the Board of English and Welsh Cricket should sue them until their eyes pop!
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  4. Khan's Gestapo at their finest!
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  5. James Corden, a celebrity so desperate to get publicity that he'd turn up for the opening of an envelope (or a pizza box)!
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  6. I would love Andrew to stand for election as an MP in either of his alter egos of Johnny Smugface or Keef Khuntabaht! If nothing else seeing him on the hustings would be hilarious and may even get him elected!
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  7. Harry Hewitt needs protection from his wife! 🤣🤣🤣
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  8. FCA, "You can trust our banking system." Us, "You can't trust NatWest! Ergo, you can't trust any of them!"
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  9. Andrew has finally mastered testiculation! (Waving his arms about and talking bollocks, just like Doris!)
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  10. A 30k+ debt just to ask people "Do you want fries with that?"!
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  11. Who needs Twatter? I've never seen the value of it and if I HAD joined it, I would have lasted 5 seconds before Jack the Jerk threw me out! So I've missed nothing and not regretted it for one second.
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  12. As a pensioner I can honestly say that I have only voted once for Liebour but soon realised that it was no longer interested in the 'working class'. Since then my vote has gone to, whisper it quietly, the 'Far Right'!
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  13. Whatever Andrew, don't look back in anger!
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  14. Because he is DEI implant! If you've ever seen his 'performance' on "Celebrity Mastermind" you would understand.
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  15. As the internal investigation must be carried out by another force, I suggest that Cressida Straponadick give the instruction to Twat Valley Police Force and Sergeant Constable Detective Officer Peter Pisspot, in person. Even he could probably sweep it all under the carpet as she would like to do and...Oooo! Look, a squirrel!
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  16. He did!
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  17. Nothing to do with supermarkets ripping off farmers for their produce then the same supermarkets upping their prices to their customers claiming that shortages caused the increase, either!
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  18. OfCom have obviously had a word. "Tone it down chaps or we'll close you down! Here's an idea, hire a left wing clown who has a propensity for lying through his back teeth whilst being completely affable to the majority of the sheep! Doris should fit the job perfectly and we'll say no more!"
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  19. Brilliant shill job Andrew! 🤣🤣🤣
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  20. It was noticeable that the Dutch team also had an overabundance of Dindoonuffins too!
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  21. Not guilty!
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  22. Guns don't kill people. Alec Baldwin does!
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  23. I thought Peter would have been better using his free time at the station crocheting willy warmers for fake lesbians?
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  24. Perhaps now, as an ordinary citizen, she will be fully investigated by the police for the millions of ENGLISH pounds that have gone missing? Saying "I can't remember" is not a defence!
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  25. But Lego Head Kweer hasn't got a backbone!
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  26. My local council tax bill went up by a total of 5.2%. The more worrying figures were for the Mayoral Police and Crime Commissioner Precept and the Mayoral General Precept (Including Fire Services) which went up by 6.6% and 4.9% respectively. I guess Andy Burnham is having trouble making ends meet in Manchester?
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  27. In Walkden, Manchester, the police closed a major route through the area on Sunday night. Their excuse was that there had been a 'major accident ' at the scene, a claim backed up by the Manchester Evening News, yet there was no visible evidence of any such 'accident' (broken glass, shards of plastic or metal, no skid marks or other marks in the road surface!) Another local newspaper attributed the closure due to a 'sewer collapse' but again there was no sign of any remedial work having been done to the road surface. Somebody is lying and it's not the guy who took video of the road at the time (Charlie Vietch) and published it on YouTube!
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  28. Many of them didn't! My uncle's best mate was shot dead before he got his feet wet!
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  29. Hunt's expression reminds me of Arnold Rimmer's in Red Dwarf!
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  30. Those who forget history are bound to repeat it!
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  31. Is he sending the Rainbow police in their clown car. It won't get out of the car park before the doors and wheels fall off in a comical manner and a huge, multi-coloured cloud of smoke belches from under the bonnet!
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  32. He had his necklace pulled? Sounds like he has gender issues?
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  33. I believe the time line is much longer than 25 years!
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  34. Back in the 1960s, I attended a Grammar School in East London. All the students were 99% white with a few Jews and a Malaysian lad. Not even a 'mixed race' face amongst them. At the turn of the millennium I happened to pass the very same school just as the kids were going home and there were 0% white faces in the students! In 40 years or so the local population had gone from predominantly white to predominantly black or brown and turned the whole demographic of the area upsidedown. No wonder Khan was elected!
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  35. He ripped the Colombian president a new one!
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  36.  @richardokeefe7410  He already has as he thinks Islam is really 'funky'!
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  37. No Quality Street? No petrol, lecky or gas? No visitors due to a flu pandemic? I think I'll survive thanks!
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  38. If they were able to read of course?
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  39. What? We can't have that! How are our teachers going to fiddle with our kids, let alone their minds?
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  40.  @888ssss  Defective Infector!
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  41.  @IslamEducations  They were kind enough to set fire to a French doctor's car and chop his hands off when he tried to stop them!
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  42. Who? Harry Hewitt?
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  43.  @marywebber593  I can understand the Ukrainian flag but that is so passe now. Perhaps you should check on the people with the NHS rainbow sticker as they may have died waiting for a doctor's appointment?
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  44. The fact that the school uniform now consists of a rainbow striped onesy and a pink tutu plus the school badge is a unicorn wearing a mask and crossed syringes should be enough to keep any kid away from the classroom!
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  45.  @michaelmahon8896  "Say hello to the new Boss, same as the old Boss!"
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  46.  @metalicminer6231  I didn't know that Major James Hewitt knew Saville?
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  47. But how long did he know before he spoke out? Did he keep quiet while his job was safe and only open the can of worms when he knew he was finished?
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  48. Andrew, get on Alex Belfield's road show. He may be a bit miffed at having a real comedian upstaging him but you will gain even more kudos for not running away and hiding!
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  49. A couple of centuries ago, parliament was closed due to 'the great stink'. The stink came from parliament itself and has been ever since! Bazelgette's sewers still aren't good enough!
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  50.  @ElCharvo  So are the remoaners!
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  51. More to the point, did you get bummed and how many times?
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  52.  @darwindarwin141  Not any more, they handed all of it over to the Taliban!
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  53.  @lsmoulton  A bowl? What's a bowl?
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  54.  @raypurchase801  But she has to buy 2 pairs so that she has a pair of left shoes!
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  55. You should know Sir Jim, you wrote the book on it!
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  56.  @pauls3204  Hot gravel! We couldn't afford to heat it!
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  57.  @kingrobert1st  St Greta of Thunder Thighs!
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  58. "Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!"
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  59.  @kilburn1313  Bring on the Purge!
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  60.  @williamauger-h8o  And space programs!
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  61. I remember the pub landlord telling Stammerer that he wasn't welcome and he got roughed up by the Liebour leader's 'security'! What a nice chap?
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  62. They've not criticised anything for the past 5 years, at least!
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  63.  @jjefferyworboys8138  But it will prevent ALL dissent even if it is justified!
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  64. There was an attack on her by a follower of the religion of peace a few months back and he was arrested but claimed to be a Christian. Luckily that didn't wash at the magistrates court.
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  65. The critics all laughed when Lenny told them he was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now, neither is anyone else! (Respect to the late Bob Monkhouse for the joke!) They're still not laughing Lenny!
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  66. Too much like hard work for them! That's if they work at all?
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  67. Remember a year or so ago when the east London commuters tore the posh toffs off the top of a tube train at Stratford station? More of this please!
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  68. 60 years ago most homes didn't have a proper bathroom. Galvanized tin bath in front of the coal fire if you were lucky!
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  69. I thought she was the spitting incarnation of a Cabbage Patch doll!
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  70. Whenever he looks out of the windows of number 10 all he sees is the walls of the ministry opposite, the security gates that protect him from the people and the Horseguards parade ground at the back. When he looks out of the windows at Chequers, the grace and favour house that the prime minister can use for entertaining, he sees a well manicured estate surrounded by high walls and gates to keep the riff-raff out. When he goes to his home in Richmond, Yorkshire all he sees is his immediate family and his armed security team whilst the steam rises from the surface of his new swimming pool that costs us, the taxpayers, £30k a year to heat! Therefore he NEVER sees 'ordinary' people, only the privileged few who orbit his entitlement!
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  71.  @jjefferyworboys8138  So how are things in the dementia ward?
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  72.  @paulharries9558  Did you know that during WW2, Davos was a rest and recreation retreat for German soldiers and airmen despite Switzerland being a 'neutral' country who should have interned all 'belligerents' for the duration? Allied airmen were held in camps, although they were treated well by the Swiss but the Krauts were allowed to come and go as they pleased!
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  73. But where would I charge the damn thing when there's a power cut?
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  74.  @FatNorthernBigot  But, but, it's for the sake of 'diversity'!
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  75. "It fell down the stairs, me lud!"
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  76. Well it did disappear 3 years ago when it was renamed covid-19!
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  77. I am hoping that they have a good supply of finest Yorkshire coal as it was all I had to eat growing up!
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  78. You can come and cuddle my pet Andrew. It's a Great White shark that answers to the name of Tiddles!
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  79.  @grwuk  Channel 4 is partially owned by the BBC and they are quite happy to receive their cut of the advertising revenue, which goes against their charter! So I don't pay for their TV tax, simples!
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  80.  @Etymon-jt3zw  Great idea but I imagine that the local council would revoke planning permission and liquor licences on such a venue! W⚓s!
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  81.  @angr3819  And no arguments as to who gets the dog!
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  82. But a degree in Applied Origami or Modern Dance is only useful if they're moonlighting as drag queens or patrolling Pride minces!
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  83. Shouldn't the headline be "Rayner, back on the game!"?
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  84. It depends on who supplied the counting machines!
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  85.  @Th3_Gael  Strange, the French seem to have no problems deploying them?
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  86.  @Beedee729  The channel is partly owned by the BBC who claim not to want to go commercial but take some of the ad revenue from C4 and UKTV (Dave)!
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  87. Except this one's Ginger!
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  88. It is also a disincentive for the ordinary worker to actually go to work, be better off sponging off the state!
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  89.  LiamHerriot  This week's conspiracy theory becomes a fact inside 6 months!
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  90. That would be the dog house!
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  91. Jeez Andrew! I thought you were going to tell us that you'd just been neutered!
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  92. Google 'kier' in Farsi for its meaning, all that is missing is the 2 veg!
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  93. M&S have always seemed dull to me. Perhaps it's a viral infection that is spreading to the rest of of the commercial sector?
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  94. Mummy and Daddy will pay but let him continue his moronic attempts to save the planet because he's a nice lad and wouldn't hurt a fly, everyone else though can get stuffed!
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  95.  @elisamcgowan4774  I think you were right first time with Vlod being a bum bandit!
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  96.  @donewiththisshit-s4f  Long bows are still legal but I doubt there are few people who could manage the 150lb draw weight.
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  97.  @tomrainboro  That's before Lego Head Kweer takes their pensions to pay for all the invaders!
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  98. Does he use a splint or a pump or did he use a turkey baster?
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  99. 2 inches of snow? Half an inch is enough to stop the trains and buses!
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  100. You can always recognise Stammerer. He's the one who constantly looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights!
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  101.  @berniecosmos5167  As is the Saudi owned 'Independant'!
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  102.  @TheHappinessOfThePursuit  The most frightening words for anyone to hear!
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  103. What they meant was that the calf tasted fine!
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  104.  @FredScuttle456  Ah but Cleverly isn't Liebour so doesn't count!
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  105. Is the 'ceremonial haggis' Wee Jimmy by any chance?
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  106. That's why I won't let my cat out anymore and my neighbour's dog stays on his lead when I take him for a poo and a piddle! I don't want him running away when my trousers are around my ankles!
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  107. The only connection is the Crimean War and the Charge of the Light Brigade!
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  108. I believe he was parachuted in due to his former life as a greedy, money grabbing banker. Perhaps he still has connections with his former pals who are imbedded with the WEF?
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  109. Most of those advertising "life insurance" and "funeral plans" only use old white gammon like us! Isn't that racist or do people of different colours never die?
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  110.  @simongregory4156  The bar will be on the cell window as the previous occupant went on hunger strike a squeezed out the opening!
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  111. Does anyone know where I can get a large hand displaying the middle finger? Instead of a Christmas tree, I'd string my lights around it to say 'up yours' to the snowflakes!
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  112. No way! He's quite happily sitting inside Windsor Castle being attended to by all his flunkies and the protection of the armed forces!
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  113.  @antonking9652  I grew up in the 50s and remember Harold McMillan telling us that we've never had it so good. He was effin right!
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  114. Yes, it's called a 9mm parabellum!
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  115. You can get a nasty 'pinch' on the soft tissue between the thumb and forefinger if you don't hold it correctly when racking up the next round!
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  116. She's also one of the rainbow flag wavers😜
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  117.  @raypurchase801  Not to mention the 'Gentleman's Relish'!
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  118.  @Djzleite  They know where you are now so start looking for a new bolt hole!
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  119.  @deadpanbarry5442  Or doesn't know what a woman is!
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  120. He's funnier than you!
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  121. Trying to catch Boris's eye during PM's Questions!
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  122. Perhaps Mao Tse Dung would be acceptable due to his following Marx's doctrine and freeing all his people? Er. Wait a minute.....
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  123. Shhh! There'll be more toilet paper hoarding!
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  124.  @SaintsGoMad  Most degree holders need to only remember one phrase: "Do you want fries with that?"
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  125. Well you have Mr Potato Head to carry on insisting that every Kiwi gets the jab. All hail the new boss, same as the old boss except he hasn't got Shergar's teeth!
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  126. Too late pal, best end it all now!
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  127. Or Jimmy Savile!
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  128.  @themessenger5868  Kia Stammerer!
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  129.  @toiletrollholder  Jeez! Tice's gf? Is she registered as blind?
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  130. I thought NZ already had a taste of the BS with Jack Ahern in charge?
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  131. A national treasure that should be buried!
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  132.  @ashpollen65  Farage is one for starters!
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  133. She must be related to the Kardashians!
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  134.  @victordepaul1061  Leave Andrew's "ring" out of this!
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  135.  @carlsummers2316  Can't have people turning up to celebrate according to Labour, it goes against the agenda! Vote Buckley 4 Mayor!
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  136. Who?
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  137.  @jameslavender5720  He never took the clot shot!
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  138.  @jamesbailey7054  Don't tell me! Let me guess? You're a local councillor?
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  139.  @davidmclachlan6592  And a Ginger!
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  140. No wonder there's a shortage of chocky digestives in Tesco's this morning!
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  141.  @surelynot3647  What? Every night?
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  142.  @rogermellie8068  Which one, or all of them?
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  143.  @marcusmurphy3640  Oi! I'm old but voted but not for Liebour!
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  144.  @thathurt  Make that the 60s as my parents tried to get on the council housing list in Newham, east London. They were told in no uncertain terms that they would probably have to wait 20 years before any housing would become available. It never did!
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  145. For a guy (or should that be gay?) bloke who was brought up in McSturgeon land he disnae sound very Scottish! Perhaps Rab C Nesbit would be better?
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  146. Andrew, it's not "Hermes", it's "Herpes"!
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  147.  @johneyton5452  Bang and BOOM!
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  148. You are probably the wrong colour!
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  149. Does this mean that I don't have to go to Japan for a degree, first dan, in Origami or Sushi preparation?
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  150. Telephone call: "Hello?" "Hello, Tarquin?" "Yes, who is this?" "It's James, your line manager." "Hi James, how can I help you?" "We were just wondering when we might expect you to return to the office after working from home?" "Oh! Stop bullying me! I'm putting in a complaint to HR! Boo hoo!"
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  151.  @matthewbh1976  Oh so you like "some" racist jokes which makes you a "RACIST!" Go give your head a wobble, you melt!
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  152. Because he's 'a lady'?
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  153.  @mwd331  So who's paying for it? WE ARE YOU MUG!
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  154. We know Jimmy but did you bribe him with a "Jim'll Fix It" badge or slip him a length of sirloin sabre?
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  155.  @jane---489  That Eric Gill thing outside Broadcasting House would be s good start!
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  156. It's carried on into this week where people are queueing for half a mile to get into Tesco's petrol station this morning!
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  157. At least it would help fill in the potholes that the local councils fail to repair every year!
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  158. Reminds me of an old joke: Little Johnny was known to use bad language in class and the teacher wanted to find out how good the pupil's vocabulary was coming on. So she asked them all does anyone know any words beginning with "A"? Immediately little Johnny puts up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" The teacher realising the minefield she had walked into ignored him a asked another student. "Apple" was the reply. So she carried on, does anyone know a word beginning with "B"? Again, Johnny put up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" She ignored him again and got the answer "Balloon" from another kiddy. Realising that the next letter was going to be difficult to step around she went ahead and asked the class who knew a word beginning with "C"? Yet again Johnny put up his hand, "Please miss, I know, I know!" and again she ignored him and another pupil answered "Colour" Phew she thought and went on, who knows a word beginning with "D"? Little Johnny's hand was up like a rocket, "Please miss, I know, I know!" She looked around the classroom but nobody else had their hand up and she racked her brain to think of anything that Johnny could say that was offensive so she bowed to the inevitable and asked him his word. "Dwarves, miss!" he said triumphantly. "Dwarves?" asked the teacher. "Yes, miss. Dwarves miss! You know those little c*nts!"
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  159.  @nancyclark864  In court, on sex charges!
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  160. "How DARE you!"
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  161. Which Megain wears as ear rings on occasions!
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  162. All part and parcel of living in an urban environment........so they tell us!
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  163. Ah, but do you get a free tattoo on your forearm?
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  164. Andrew is Harry's official stunt man but draws the line at having a go on Meghan!
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  165. Has Leo upset Madonna again?
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  166.  @jazztheglass6139  Hate speech or just hurty words that triggered the policeman!
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  167. Still got them in Manchester!
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  168. According to Rachel from accounts, we are!
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  169.  @annother3350  No, Anna Ryder-Richardson was a part Chinese TV 'influencer' who did things with soft furnishings and the like. She has fallen on hard times since.
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  170. He works for a different company, BBC Studios, the 'commercial' arm of the non-commercial BBC! How does that work when we are expected to pay the TV tax?
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  171. Lego Head Kweer can just eff right off!
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  172. Hi Johnny, have you given up on your 'sex pest' pronoun?
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  173. "I can't mooo!"
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  174. Convid jab side effect?
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  175. A year even?
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  176.  @DavidBrendan7799  Ask Alex Belfield!
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  177. We need to challenge Lego Head Kweer under Section 10 of the ECHR act of Human Rights. I know that most people want rid of the ECHR but, to my knowledge, it hasn't been scrapped by Liebour so we should make use of its legislation while we still can!
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  178. Monty Python's lawyers are on the phone but I can't answer it as I ate the screen for breakfast. 5 years ago!
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  179. In the words of M Punch, "That's the way to do it!"
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  180. Will that start with the gang in Westminster?
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  181. Not me!
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  182. I can quite believe Marianna Spring's alleged current condition.
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  183.  @cazrealist1  Or kier in Farsi! (a male member, without the two veg!)
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  184. To be honest, Hislop's criticism probably went well above his head like it did when he was playing for England!
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  185.  @keithdavies1395  Banks and morals are an oxymoron!
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  186.  @atmywitsend1984  You mean Guy Gibson's pet Labrador in 'The Dambusters' don't you?
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  187. He nearly did when a bus full of passengers crossed the cycle lane he was using to turn on its route. Vile actually accelerated to make the event look more dramatic. If he had just slowed a little he would have been in no danger at all! 'Always give way to the bus!' used to be the safety slogan! Now it seems to be 'Always give way to the self important, entitled twat on a noncey bike!' There! I said it!
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  188. But a whack around the head from an overzealous Gestapo drone has a rather impressive chance of changing your mind!
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  189.  @sichere  Looks like someone got her first!
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  190. The turd that won't flush!
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  191. Can you explain the success of John Oliver then? A prat of a man who couldn't make it in Britain as a comedian but is feted like the 2nd coming of Christ in the US!
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  192. East End Londoners used to have the Pearly Kings and Queens but they seem to have become a distant memory since the opening of the immigration flood gates.
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  193. I nominate Allison Hammond as she has such a good grasp of how to boo boo when she gets criticised!
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  194.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  Nor, it seems, can he remain friends with either the Jewish or Muslim communities!
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  195. Not much difference then?
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  196. Who? Rishi Sunak wasn't elected!
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  197. Tools are not normally designed to do more than one job!
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  198. Prof. Brian Cox should be ashamed of that dirge!
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  199. Yay! Keef has returned to his given surname! Been far too long since we have heard from him! You've got my vote Keef!
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  200. I remember back in the day when I supported West Ham Nil, we had a black player, Clyde Best who was constantly barracked by the fans and he seemed to thrive on it. At one match the barracking started when said player touched the ball and loud 'monkey noises' were being made by someone just behind me. I looked round only to find it was a black guy I worked with! This BLM crap was thought up by militant marxists to keep races apart and foster hatred, mistrust and eventually violence against each other. In my mind All Lives Matter regardless of race, colour or creed!
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  201. I thought the headline read "Biden pulls out of Alf Ghanistan"!
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  202. I've heard that Doris and Sunak want to go water-skiing tomorrow!
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  203. Is it just me or does Sunak look remarkably similar to Roland Rat?
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  204.  @matthewbh1976  Just as "Love Thy Neighbour" was also a dig at racism but people in their millions watched and laughed out loud!
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  205. Regicide, she shook hands with the Queen! Haven't you seen the last Bond film and how Blofeld died?
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  206. "Don't tell him, Pike!"
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  207. Compulsory Purchase Orders are just around the corner. If you live in a house with more than 3 bedrooms that could easily home 5 dinghy diver families then you're luck just ran out!
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  208. Surely Primark would do?
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  209. Surely the only people who read the Grauniad are BBC employees?
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  210. Yup, just take a look at our government as a whole!
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  211.  @CouncilOfWolves  Only if they've got loads of jelly and ice-cream and oodles of lemonade!
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  212. During a TV interview, Rishi was blindsided by a question about his billionaire wife's involvement with a company that has £500,000 worth of assets in Moscow which is still trading despite everyone else supposedly being asked to implement 'sanctions' against Russia. The look on his face whilst he struggled to come out with a plausible answer was very telling. Either he didn't know of her 'investments' or he did but didn't want to admit to it! So he said "What has my wife's financial arrangements got to do with the reason I am here?" What a total bag of 💩!
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  213. Yes the 'P' is silent as in bath. Something that nobody will talk about!
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  214. That's not a nice way to describe the missus! Who's going to warm the bed up for you and sleep in the damp patch?
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  215. A couple of dog walkers by all accounts. The police couldn't find their own backsides in the dark!
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  216. Preferably on TV as they plough into the ground over Buck House when Charlie Turd is finally, officially made King!
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  217.  @Reman1975  The BBC ARE the fount of the bullshit!
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  218. Looks like a Ford Escort to me!
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  219. No 💩, Sherlock!
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  220. I'm 74 this year and I hope I live a lot longer than Chaz the Turd💩!
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  221.  @euanhaig4422  They'd probably join Hamas!
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  222. Replace the 'gr's with a 'c' and you would be more accurate!
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  223. I am! ROFL!
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  224. The BBC buys 20,000 copies of the Grauniad daily!
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  225. He's changed his name by deed pole to Floofabaht because the snowflakes felt threatened by his surname!
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  226.  @frankielov  No! I'm Spartacus!
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  227. I thought all the comedians they had 'dirt' on were dead? Syd James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtry, Jimmy Edwards, Frankie Howerd, Ken Dodd, Bob Monkhouse etc. I guess they are going after Russell because he's a 'mouthy' East ender who upsets the snowflakes but, even worse, he supports the 'unfashionable' West Ham United! COYI! ⚒️
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  228. Being 'shadowbanned' means that you're striking fear into the hearts of the offended woke W⚓s, Andrew. Keep up the good work mate and drive them even more mad!
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  229. She's rearranging her shoe collection!
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  230. I'm only sorry for the passing of LILT though!
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  231. I'm expecting a goon from Crapita to turn up to beg me to buy a TV licence or I will go to jail that day!
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  232. "MEGAIN! The corgi's shat on the Persian rug again!"
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  233. No but they might visit you in hospital to offer their condolences for not stopping the knife attack then arrest you for being an unsuspecting target for the stabby man!
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  234.  @daveworthing  I thought he got one for eating crisps?
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  235. Plenty of them in the Houses of Parliament but they aren't funny, they're effin sinister!
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  236.  @MrReubenTishkoff  If you're really unlucky, a taxidermist!
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  237.  @JulieMalone-oy1ll  Don't hold your breath!
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  238. Or Marx and Sphincter?
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  239. In his underpants!
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  240.  @paulineashcroft1485  Computer says no!
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  241. How do you translate a stupid cackle?
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  242.  @CIMAmotor  Or a conveniently placed mirror!
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  243.  @EagerSnowyOwl-qx5wx  And streaky bacon, and pies, and ice-cream!
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  244. Must have put that one through to show how thick people are living outside of the London bubble!
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  245.  @paulchadwick9419  Oh dear! How are you going to stop us, fool?
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  246. I hear that they've already lined up the Academy Award for 'Best Stuntman' for next year. It'll be Jada Pinkett-Smith's boyfriend for 'standing' in for Will Smith in the bedroom scenes!
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  247. Royal family my arsenal!
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  248. And he doesn't break out in a sweat doing it!
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  249. He's retired now and his only income seems to be advertising Quorn and Oral B toothbrushes so he comes up with this bogus sob story to stay relevant. A bit like Linaker claiming that he was a little bit 'blackish'!
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  250. @@RollerballRocco-wr8zq The 'establishment' didn't think that the electorate would vote for either so they've changed the counting 'methods' since.
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  251. He probably knows what an 'iron' is during his infidelity with his first wife!
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  252. Didn't he also claim for rebuilding his 'duck house' too?
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  253.  @fuertewelly  You!
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  254. At least his brother, Tim, is funny!
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  255. "I am not a number! I am a free man!" Do sit down and shut up number 6!
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  256.  @jamesbarbour8400  He once rode down a cobbled street and said he had never come that way before but would now consider it part of his daily route!
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  257. I bet Huw has had many a 'happy ending'? His home office must look like a recycling plant with all the used tissues piled everywhere?
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  258. Did she 'black up' for the part or was it done by CGI, which she also invented, post production?
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  259. Still got the option in my local Tesco so not a problem at the moment. They are trying to push the 'self service' angle though by closing the regular tills and some Karen telling people to use the automated tills. Tried it with me and I shut her up with "Sorry but I don't work here!"
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  260. Gordon fancies Greta! Gordon fancies Greta!
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  261.  @bluestreak2701  Me too! No I haven't been sexually abused by a celeb either!
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  262. I should imagine that Norton would only grab a bag snatcher if he was looking for some rough trade?
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  263. As Kia Stammerer would say, "What's a woman?"
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  264. Next to the pig farm and the sewage works?
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  265. I thought the headline was "Kia Stammerer breaks wind!" Much more appropriate!
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  266. Perhaps this is the "relaunch" they've been going on about? It would be worth watching then!
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  267.  @0Er0  I have always imagined that Liebour and the CONs as the cheeks of the same arse with the Lib/Dumbs and Greens as the brown starfish in between! All proposing similar political ideas yet simply leaving the populace in the 💩
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  268. Shalom!
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  269. What was that song that Liebour used as their publicity theme? You know, the one that professor Brian Cox performed in? "Things Can Only Get Better!".....Right?
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  270. A good career move!
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  271. Totally unemployable!
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  272.  @nonoyorbusness  Sunak "You can smell them from here!"
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  273. Even the odious Jeremy Vile claimed it wasn't him so he must have few skeletons well hidden?
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  274.  @trevorhoward2254  A Welsh presenter, newsreader and Royal Correspondent. That narrows it down to just one person. Not Rhod Guilbert though!
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  275. Well some parts of Britain are changing into little India and Pakistan so they'll be used to it!
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  276.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  No, I'm Florence!
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  277. Remember when Doris was asked did he know how much a pint of milk was? He merely answered "Yes" but when pushed for an answer it was the usual waffle, erm, um, waffle, oh look a squirrel!
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  278. I suggest you stop reading the Grauniad, it's far less truthful than the Beano!
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  279. Just a bit difficult to do that pal! He's been dead for twenty years.
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  280. Only when she wears 2 left shoes!
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  281. I used to be a long jumper on my youth and would have had no problem leaping that stream!
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  282. Damn! And I thought that you were going to admit that you was Ed Sheeran's long lost brother? Or Harry Hewitt's love child!
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  283.  @isobelshaw3958  I'd much prefer Anne to her elder brother Charlie!
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  284. They may well end up trying to sell it on street corners?
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  285. And most of it eventually ends up in the Great Pacific Gyre once China has extracted the really recyclable stuff!
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  286. Yet we survived and came out better for it!
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  287. All that debt that students have accumulated for a degree that only gets a job where "Do you want fries with that?"
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  288.  @iap-ug3oy  Strange that because once Aussies and New Zealanders come to the mother country you hear nothing but moans from them, be it the weather, crap (Aussie) beer and the food!
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  289. Varadkar will emigrate to England and be found cruising Manchester's (anal St getting the job of resident pole dancer in Area Manchester (if they can install a pole robust enough!)
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  290. Now then! Now then! I only like kids under sixteen so you're out of luck!
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  291. They've invested the money they have wisely thanks to Welby being a former merchant banker so the story goes.
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  292. How much did that cost Corden?
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  293. 🎯
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  294. I bet you woke up when they detonated the bomb though?
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  295. Is it in the Saint Paul's district of Bristol?
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  296.  @Sam-gw5pl  Perhaps the APNR camera lads cut down the wrong ones?
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  297. No airport at Dover, the nearest is Manston up near Margate and Ramsgate.
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  298.  @jollygoodshow5608  Something to do with an alcoholic beverage....beer!
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  299. Yup, got my baseball bat handy!
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  300. So would John Bellingham!
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  301.  @buzzbolt4387  They don't exist anymore!
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  302. Any chance of a loan?
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  303. Not fast enough! Glasgow refuse vans on the other hand.....
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  304. In that case the chose the foulest, most smelly turd they could find!
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  305.  @alangknowles  Evri, formally known as Herpes!
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  306. I don't think it would last another 45 days!
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  307. You nailed it Andrew!
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  308.  @matthewbh1976  Don't try and get out of it by deflection semantics!
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  309. Jeff Warboys for one!
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  310.  @phillipliggins1549  It's Fink not Flint already!
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  311. I've survived 73 years so far and got through the Cuban crisis back in the 60s so meh, whatever!
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  312.  @billybatts8283  A 'majority' of only 20% of the registered voters.
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  313. I didn't know that there were special Manchester ones?
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  314. As a 'fluffer'!
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  315. The delivery group 'Very' are using it for their Christmas ad. Of course, with the death of Shane McGowan, 'The Fairytale of New York' will be vying for number 1 position in the charts as well!
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  316. I bet Doris's first thought was "I really fancy a doner kebab now with curry sauce"!
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  317. Mine was in the post 2 weeks ago! Used a black, non-erasable ballpoint pen to put an X in the box by my Reform candidate. I did it so heavily that if whoever counted it was blind they couldn't mistake it for anyone else!
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  318. So it was you, was it?
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  319.  @ktm125pete  "If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!"
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  320. Who's going to repay the loan when you peg out within a week?
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  321.  @alanmarr3323  What? Knocking one out at the sight of the next perversion?
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  322. Mummy and Daddy will pay Ophelia or Tarquin's fines for them. A couple of weeks of hard labour and a bread and water diet might make them think!
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  323. I thought you were just in love with your fist?
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  324. Would you like a cup of tea? Ah, go on.....
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  325.  @frank47ism  No but BBC are part owners so a portion of the advertising revenue accrued by Ch4 goes into the BBC coffers, yet they don't want ads on their channel! They're having their cake and eating it!
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  326. Many years ago I was involved with a 'right wing' group and we were constantly on our guard for Special Branch trying to get information from casual talks in pubs. To wind them up we'd use conversations that included key words likely to trigger their dimwit brains into believing that we were really 'up to something'. One such jape was using the words 'suitcase', 'nitro' and 'Kings Cross Station'. It was funny to watch totally innocent travellers stopped and searched going in and out of the station!
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  327. That would be admitting that there is an elephant in the room that shouldn't be talked about. Perhaps when the elephant arrives at Lambeth Palace and torches it while he is inside, he may alter his rhetoric?
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  328.  @Daisyworld743  But not the 'community' he is supposed to be the head of!
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  329. Maybe if the Reform Party would dig into its financial coffers and put up a candidate in EVERY constituency instead of the 'rich' areas in the London/South bubble people may take a chance on them? There again, Tice is quite happy to live in the luxury he has become used to and nothing will get him to give up his well feathered nest!
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  330. It's a wonder the Frankie's weren't involved, given their past 'escapades' in the swingers set?
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  331.  @jimmycampbell78  The more the merrier!
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  332. Remember Jim Fixx, the guy who 'invented' jogging? Died of a heart attack at 41 whilst out jogging!
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  333. How you gonna have a crap then?
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  334. I wonder if she wrote it with crayons? Made out of oil products? Using oil based colouring?
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  335. @alvinasun8055 Do we have a choice?
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  336. If your not now, you soon will be!
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  337. Gates is very high on the autistic spectrum and has no empathy or feelings for other humans. He ripped of the Microsoft software from his 'friends', made a fortune out of it by issuing defective code that needed constant patches and made virtually the whole world dependent on it. He will use people until they no longer fulfill any purpose to him and dump them in the trash. Evil isn't the word I would call him. More like the devil incarnate!
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  338. Indoctrination centers!
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  339.  @stephfoxwell4620  Isn't that the new Crossrail link?
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  340. The BBC control it and take a nice cut of the advertising revenue it generates. Yet another good reason to stop paying the TV tax but the Corporation won't advertise on its main channels as it would die on its arse!
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  341. There was a young man named Jenas who had an exceedingly bent *enis. To save himself trouble, he stuck it in double and all his women screamed like hyenas!
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  342. So Victoria Derbyshire DID get the Chancellor's name right after all!
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  343.  @daveworthing  Or Chief Inspector constable Pisspot!
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  344. If the police were kicking themselves they would undoubtedly miss! Case in point, this past weekend 3 police vehicles and 10 officers turned up outside the flat opposite mine. 5 officers returned at 5.30 the following morning, still nobody in. Then this morning 2 more turned up, again no joy. There is a young couple who live there with a baby but the only seem to be around for a short time before going to other relative's places. The history of the flat is that the previous tenant was nicked for having a loaded shotgun and has, supposedly, been in Strangeways prison until his trial. He was arrested 2 years ago, so unless he was eventually given bail and did a runner, I guess the dick head has gone back to living rough in the woods somewhere but the police only have his last known address which the council evicted him from and changed the locks to pass on the flat to the new tenants! A basic check of the electoral role would probably saved the police and the public purse a lot of time and trouble!
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  345. That's why they will be coming here in exchange for the dinghy divers!
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  346. There won't be a number as it's a general system broadcast.
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  347. She isn't wrong!
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  348. I think that was because you rightly printed "W ⚓" on his forehead in indelible ink!
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  349. I remember back in 1987 when Michael Fish told us there was no chance of a hurricane and that was broadcast nationwide by the BBC! So what chance do we have with this new system?
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  350. Selling it off? They couldn't effin give it away!
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  351. "Unconventional sex life"? Were you the bloke who rushed to A&E with a mortar bomb up his a*se?
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  352. That would be too obvious and wouldn't cover their budget for the news item!
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  353. Who put him up to it?
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  354. Well Liz Truss isn't the new Thatcher!
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  355. Yes, perhaps they are jealous that the Messiah chose the path of peace and goodwill to all men (New Testament) rather than the way of the sword to 'influence' non-believers as described in the Old Testament (Talmud) and Koran (Muslim) scriptures?
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  356. Didn't even realise that it had been hacked! It seems that it was done from India and that some wag was trying to sell the domain name for 75,000 rupees! That's about £0.70 British and I'm not sure it's actually worth that much any more!
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  357.  @nickhayes4169  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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  358. Is that why you got rid of yours?
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  359.  @halley4032  I prefer the name "Shark". It's great fun when I take him to the beach!
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  360. Are they playing? I thought Suggs had retired?
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  361. Al Gore was predicting 20 years ago that sea levels would rise catastrophically and that coastal regions would be under water by now. He and his colleagues made a lot of money out of this scam as beachfront properties were sold off cheap and the likes of the O'Bummers moved in, knowing that there was nothing to fear.
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  362.  @evolassunglasses4673  Yet these protesters are calling exactly for that for Israel and all it's citizens globally! Ignorance or hypocrisy?
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  363. I thought he looked like a brown Roland Rat! The comparison is astonishing!
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  364. He's not Welsh although he could pass for one at a push!
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  365. Metal is recyclable so put them in the metal/plastics bin.
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  366. Except by the Biased Bullshite Caliphate!
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  367. IF you have a candidate to vote for!
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  368.  @Purplepeople1234  So Mark Rowley should be arrested asap!
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  369. Knowing how secure anything that has something to do with the government I'll give it a week, max!
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  370.  @nojabhere  That's not a nice way to talk about the missus!
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  371. Don't need a footbridge, the Channel Tunnel has never closed and the invaders can walk through any time they like.
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  372. Strange that but Jezza is the older brother!
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  373. It just did! A Liebour government!
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  374.  @petersmith6974  Just like the United States then!
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  375.  @RhysB653  Cos the judge doesn't understand modern technology, he has a minion for that!
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  376. We already have diversity in government and a fat lot of good that has done us!
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  377. Only if he gets kicked in them!
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  378. Surely if we are still eating meat there are less cow farts? I see you have modified your identity pronouns too, Johnny and you are no longer a sex pest!
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  379.  @alancrisp1582  So you are following Anal Schwab's mantra of "You vill half nothing unt be happy"?
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  380. W⚓!
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  381. Related to Sam Smith (they) by any chance?
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  382. She was saved by her hairdo acting as an ablative heat shield!
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  383. Ah! But are you gay?
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  384. Epstein showed him the ropes, then the gags, then the handcuffs and manacles!
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  385. Perhaps this is the next, enforced, planademic?
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  386.  @jjefferyworboys8138  How are things going in the dementia ward Jeff?
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  387.  @des_smith7658  What? Jogging on the spot?
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  388. Serco?
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  389. Not being racist but make sure it's a black one!
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  390. Praise the Lord and keep reloading!
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  391. I thought Rolf Harris would have been more appropriate but he's dead !
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  392.  @ppp.pp.p  Have a word with Musk. See if you can afford a one way trip to Mars!
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  393. It's a damn shame that the van the other day didn't back up a bit faster and further than it did!
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  394. I'm sure if he prayed enough for them these 'migrant shoppers' would be able to walk across the channel and thus have more money to spend instead of giving it to the people smugglers.
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  395. I thought his Daddy showed him lots of love up the back passage!
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  396. It can be 'arranged'.
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  397. Must be great living at the end of the runway at Heathrow? Perhaps it might serve as a reminder to go back where he came from and help his own people?
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  398. The smell of rotting fish would be overwhelming!
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  399. My only problem with Spoons is why are the toilets up or down a flight of stairs? Could get nasty if you've got a touch of the Delhi Belly!
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  400. Must be Angela, Kenny's beard was shorter!
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  401. Buy an inflatable rubber ring!
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  402. The Met have a big broom and a massive carpet to sweep any wrongdoings under!
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  403. His name isn't Mellors by any chance?
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  404.  @johnnyredux4019  Bloody expensive bog paper though!
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  405. Fandabbidozzy!
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  406.  @sirrathersplendid4825  Or life insurance...
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  407. Too right! Many didn't even reach the beaches! My uncle went ashore on D-Day and his best mate in the army was killed right beside him as they waded towards the beach!
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  408. Only two? Give your head a wobble pal! It's more widespread than you think!
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  409. If you confirm as human you have already violated their community guidelines. You can only join if you are a member of the trans dyslexic bunch who believe that unicorns are real and that Father Christmas is black!
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  410. I've heard that North Korea is quite nice this time of year but I draw the line at eating dogs!
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  411. I came away glowing!
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  412.  @pigknickers2975  How long before you were rescued?
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  413.  @dominicgilmartin5943  The council will have to arrange a special meeting to which every councillor will have to attend first but considering their sky high salaries, they are, as often or not, on extended holiday or 'business' junkets to some far flung place, so it will be at least a year before they get round to holding it. Once convened the meeting will discuss the problem and after a few hours (days) come to the conclusion that a specialist firm will be needed to collect the asbestos waste carefully and safely. After more discussion (months) they will put the contract out to tender to at least three firms capable of doing the job then after more discussion (years) select the company, not by the lowest bid but by the connection to 'councillor X' who's brother, wife, son, daughter happens to run a company that can deal with it although it will cost far more than the highest bid of legitimate companies. Then 'councillor X's' brother, wife, son or daughter will send round a tipper van with a couple of dodgy looking guys to collect the asbestos just using shovels and brooms to clear it without any protective equipment or bagging up the stuff. This will probably be then driven into the neighbouring council area and fly tipped on their land or even to a land fill site for disposal. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, we know it does!
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  414. I agree! Send the buggerers back including you Sir Jim!
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  415. Or Brexit?
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  416. After they have been burnt to the ground first!
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  417. Or BLMouts!
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  418. Selling the Big Issue?
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  419.  @ElCharvo  Except this time use nukes instead of boots on the ground! Might get a bit 'hot' for a while but eventually things will go quiet.
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  420. Sounds like Prince Andrew at least tried to have sex in the bath or he wouldn't know that it was too small!
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  421. Police Scotland would be more suitable.
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  422. Was it the one that looked most white? If so she's just getting revenge for all the cross burnings she was forced to witness growing up in urban California!
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  423.  @paulmarwood4325  Amoeba?
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  424. Most of it is plastic and silicon though!
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  425. Here's an idea! Let's all emigrate to Uzbekistan and turn it into a paradise for Britons not forgetting to send all the Uzbkis here to make Britain the number 1 most miserable place on Earth!
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  426.  @JohnDavis-jf2if  Surely being a Ginger ticks a few boxes?
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  427. Considering that the Sun won't go pop for at least another 50 billion years, I won't lose any sleep over it!
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  428. Seamen Stein?
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  429. Sorry son, but you are on your own!
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  430.  @ladysudaandthegoddessmorri3217  But only a micro-penis!
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  431.  @martinsurridge7390  And threatening letters from TV Licencing!
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  432.  @robbeales5516  Me too!
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  433. A minge!
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  434. About £10.50p for the whole batch!
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  435.  @secretsquirrel6124  Secret perve eh?
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  436. She would make a great face for "Auntie Dianne's Rice"!
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  437. And to wipe your a*se!
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  438. That could be the next spectator sport!
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  439. Quell suprise!
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  440. Surely it should read Ex-prince of Sussex?
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  441. Mind you, they've done their best to so far! Perhaps it needs demonstrations against the MSM directly to bring it home?
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  442.  @AndrewWilliams-ry6tb  Not mentally, he's regressed to a mental age of 6, blaming everyone except himself and his minions like a spoiled brat!
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  443. Have you been 'Tangoed', Andrew?
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  444.  @terrorbilly1  Yup! No point in wasting more money than necessary? On second thoughts, let the c*nts pay for their own tickets!
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  445.  @carlgrove8793  If you are in fact 74 then you must recall the heatwave of 1976 where the average temperatures were higher than today's! Or are you just jerking off?
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  446. I like children but I couldn't eat a whole one!
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  447.  @sallyrobbertse5418  Yes, half the population are over here already and the rest are trying to kill each other. Lovely place!
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  448.  @trevorscrivens3440  The flag of St Edmund, the true English saint.
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  449. Jeff Warboys will be first in the queue!
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  450. Racist! Other colours are available! 🤣
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  451. His biggest sin is supporting West Ham United! COYI! ⚒️
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  452. He'll be boo hooing that he's caught monkeypox next just because he like to stick his sausage up someone's sewer pipe!
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  453. In posh society they are known as Counts!
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  454. I wonder if the Liebour candidate from Clacton will turn up as he lives in Selly Oak?
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  455. I should have thought that you would have scheduled the set to be shown at the same time as Charles the Turd's Christmas message to the Commonwealth and Islamic nation's just to see who gets higher ratings?
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  456. Straight from the same 'book of excuses' and 'word salad' manual used by the police farce!
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  457. If you don't like Two Tier Kier, would Lego Head Kweer be better? Come and arrest me if you're hard enough! By the way, I'm almost 75 you pillocks!
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  458. 2TKWEER is typical of a man who is used to 'being in charge' and everything done for him. Only now he is finding out that his policies are not popular and is doubling down in his efforts to stay in control! Mad effer!
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  459. Certainly he's a bum!
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  460. The phone companies gave the numbers of all active phones and the radio frequency they operate on! Looks like the phone companies are complicit in this tomfoolery?
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  461. You mean like Ronan Sorrarse?
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  462. How big is your bedroom and is there a window I can watch through?
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  463. Ask Andrew Bridgen, he seems to have his finger on the pulse!
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  464.  @justsomeguy9583  The chances are that the venue has been threatened with disruption and violence if Sadovitz goes ahead by the killjoys of the left. Considering that Sadovitz thinks of himself as left wing that's very telling!
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  465. He's talking out of his a*se!
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  466. When it comes to full term will you be pushing it out through your penis as most men can't pass a kidney stone let alone a 7 pound baby?!
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  467. But still have to pay National Insurance. A bit like paying for a TV licence when you don't watch any of the crap!
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  468. Has Officer Pisspot put in his application for the job? He couldn't do as badly as Cressida Straponadick!
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  469. Most things are better than Billy Bragg! Such a great socialist, he moved out of London to get away from the 'hoi poloi' and get pissed on champagne!
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  470.  @chrisstephens6194  Not as naïve as you! Check the likes!
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  471. @Colin Gregson Especially the one that the UK carried out experiments with Anthrax spores. 😀
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  472. "Le Sange est sur l'arbre" was to only funny thing he did in his whole career!
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  473. I see you have a new office Mr Pisspot? Did you have to suck Sad dick off?
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  474.  @chaosflower4892  Neither was David Icke but he too has been over the target for some time now!
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  475. And the BBC were themselves one of the main instigators of the false accusations!
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  476.  @paulchadwick9419  Look him up online and find out what he speaks like normally. Certainly not the voice he was using on the Ch4 hit job!
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  477. Bet she's got a huge 'growler'?
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  478.  @dylanandmolly3739  He trying, and failing, to be funny as if Mr Lawrence isn't funny enough!
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  479. Give your head a wobble! He and his kind don't give a f*ck about you and yours. You are just an insignificant piece of 💩 to be trodden into the dirt by any means!
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  480.  @rcfokker1630  Have a last wank?
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  481. I haven't got HIV (formerly known as A*sehole Injected Death Sentence) and never will as, a silvertip nearing 73 years of age, my anal sphincter is a one way street!
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  482. Yes but they're all Freemasons here in the UK. It's a big club and you ain't in it!
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  483.  @nickmiller76  And ends with a ’lim'!
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  484. What? Does Doris and Miss Trust both shag little boys? Only asking for a friend!
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  485. I'm surprised at that age you can still see it!
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  486. Nigel's Liebour opponent in Clacton expressed some very racist opinions online, taking pleasure in "drinking white man's tears" and doing his utmost for "the black and brown constituents in Clacton" despite the demographic of the area being around 90% white! Liebour moved him back to Selly Oak, Birmingham, where he came from PDQ!
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  487. Because it's not historically factual, twerp!
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  488. Big Mike is married to Barry O'Bummer!
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  489. Then how would you be able to impart this gem of information to us, DICK?
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  490. Ok slap head!
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  491. 14 years inside for you fella for mocking our wonderful government who would never, under any circumstances whatever, lie to the British public! Keep up the good work mate!
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  492. One did! He was an 'agent provocateur' who was mouthing off attempting to stir up a riot but was removed/'arrested' for his own safety! He stood out because he was above average height, had a skinhead hairdo (how gay is that nowadays) and was aggressive to everyone around him who asked him any questions. (i.e. a typical policeman) A true patriot would have been friendly to everyone including the leftwuffe across the road!
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  493. Well you shouldn't have opened the door to him stark naked! 🤣
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  494. The local swimming pool in Wannabee PM Sunak's Richmond, Yorkshire constituency has closed because they can no longer afford to heat it. Meanwhile millionaire Sunak has just had a pool installed in his house that costs, at last month's prices, £30,000 a year to heat. Perhaps his constituents should turn up at his gaff and shit in his pool!
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  495. Surely the title of this video should be "Tools rush in"?
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  496.  @Happyheretic2308  He was born in New York so that makes him a Murican, a septic, a Sherman, a boil on the arse of humanity!
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  497. Oi yoi Keef! I hope you changed your name by deed poll as we can't have the PooTube W⚓s complaining about a bit of punani language while there are still vids up that show child rape, beheadings and such, can we?
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  498. I call the company "Herpes" as you don't know if you've got it or where it comes from!
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  499. From what I understand Wooten wouldn't want to shag her either. She's definitely not his type!
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  500.  @koorob  Look out! The MDL are coming!
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  501. The police, politicians and judiciary come to mind!
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  502.  @bren70ssss94  Use false number plates and wear a balaclava/disguise then!
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  503. I used to know a guy who married a 'Strawberry Blonde'. Turns out it looked like she'd been hit with an axe down below!
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  504. Oi yoi Keef! Not seen you for a while, ya W⚓! Been doin bird or doin a Tommy on 'oliday, ave yer? R. sole!
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  505. Even Gingers!
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  506. Anyone who votes for Reform is voting for a continuation of the same old 💩! Tice and his cohorts are 'controlled opposition'!
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  507. There was a warning last week that an asteroid the size of the London Eye was on a collision course with Earth. Since then, no updates. It was probably some bird poo on the telescope's mirror!
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  508.  @REFORM_ALL_THE_WAY  Integrity? Jumped from Liebour to CONs to Deform! Are you serious?
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  509. I'm absolutely crushed by their attitude!
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  510. They're hoping to influence the few remaining 'floating voters', you know, the things that won't flush!
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  511. Not sure about that as I think if it is a 'criminal' trial the fine is unlimited but in a 'civil' case it is capped. Same as Amber Turd being fined X$million but it was limited to $350,000.
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  512. Who gives a fack about CO2? It's plant food!
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  513.  @paulchadwick9419  Still trying to troll, fool? How about the racist Liebour tried to use as a candidate in Clacton against Farage? Nothing to say about that, fool? I await your answer but I won't hold my breath as you cannot possibly condone it, can you?
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  514. It's part of the same cabal! Partly owned by the BBC who suck ad revenue to fund the Corporation.
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  515. Surely you should have changed your Christian name to Kiiv in solidarity with the Popular Front of Ukrainian Bullsh*tters?
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  516. Unfortunately, most people can't be ar*ed to wade through your verbose dissertation upon alleged democracy. If true democracy existed, those in power wouldn't let you vote for fear of being ousted!
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  517. If he was impersonating Rowley I say that they were too small and didn't have enough bird 💩on them!
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  518. Boys playing in the park using their jumpers for goal posts! Mmm! Don't you just love it?
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  519. Not even with yours mate!
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  520.  @stanogden8864  As well as Liebour and the LibDumbs
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  521.  @JuliusFawcett  Their main sponsor is a Muslim!
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  522. @REBEL.56 And Big Mike is a man!
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  523.  @Damian-ew1vl  How does that explain the many gingers who are of the Jewish religion? Were gingers accepted as the lost 13th tribe?
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  524. We need another 'John Bellingham' episode!
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  525. If you are an indigenous Celt does that mean you are a 'Ginger'?
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  526. They did the last time they held a meeting. It was held in Khan's Londonistan and even he allowed it to go on!
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  527. Probably Charlie the Turd!
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  528.  @geoffdundee  I call him Chas the Turd!
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  529. I wouldn't believe a thing the BBC tells me as long as I have got a hole in my a*se!
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  530. Probably not but knowing our establishment I wouldn't put it past them!
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  531.  @stephenogden5470  He got a wake up call yesterday when a woman was arrested for calling him a C*UNT to his face as he entered the lockdown enquiry!
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  532. The Bill isn't worth the paper it is written on. Roland Rat and Suella are just trying to bolster the CONservative votes in the forthcoming council elections. Liebour are no better either.
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  533. They're a load of lying 💩bags now. The only thing they conserve is their own riches!
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  534. Should have gone to Specsavers pal! I had a mate who looked just like her, he was a member of West Ham's I.C.F.!
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  535. 13th tribe!
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  536. It's only cancelled for whites so Sir Leonard of Brixton can feel better!
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  537.  @leecromer3289  He already is for accessing kiddie porn on his phone!
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  538. Having a 'functioning' system makes it look as though the authorities give a f*ck!
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  539. I do wish Andrew would stand as an independent in the next election in his persona of Keef K, sorry, Floofabaht. It would give the voters something to laugh about and put the holier than thou, po faced, mainstream politicians in their place! Maybe he might win as a big F You to the House of not so Commons?
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  540. Ooo? Matron!
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  541. It needs someone in Scotland to complain to the police that his comments are hate speech and threats to commit murder. The Ricardo Cabeza would then get a long stretch in nick and his only audience would be 'Big Bubba'!
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  542. Except if you ask him how he has jumped on Tommy Robinson's bandwagon or about the certain address on Finchley Road that laundered money for the rich and famous to avoid taxes!
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  543. I understand Epstein's island is up for sale. Perhaps the perfect place for Corden to hide away for the rest of his puff!
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  544. No, they'll cut holes in the floors of them so we have to get about Fred Flintstone style and charge us more for the holes!
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  545. Absolutely nothing to do with teachers and lecturers indoctrinating the kids in Marxist theory then?
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  546.  @smithbrownjones  Where does that leave ducks, geese, chickens etc?
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  547. You mean the degeneracy of living off the earnings of pornography and prostitution?
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  548. Nuclear war is probably the next emergency broadcast we'll get. Bit late to start building the bunker though.
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  549. It's not about giving you notice of something nasty coming down the pipe but about control and surveillance of every individual. Once you've complied the government will be able to listen in to your conversations, see which way your political allegiance lays, monitor your on-line purchases and probably watch you via the camera on your phone. Orwell's Big Brother is here but 39 years late!
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  550. Don't cheer yet folks! Djocovic has been rearrested by the Gestapo as the Minister of Immigration with the backing of the Health Minister overruled the Court's decision! This is now war against the people by the Communist Australian government!
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  551. I remember Spike Milligan publicly referring to Chaz the Turd as "a grovelling little sh*t"!
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  552. It's only an emergency for the "Johnny Smugfaces" of this world Andrew. Is that why we haven't seen him lately?
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  553. We can only live in hope!
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  554. Mind you, Florence was right, I wouldn't 'Sargon' it either!
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  555. Certainly not our armed forces which are at their lowest manpower levels since before WW1! Besides, they will be drafted into the 'UN Peacekeeping Force' sent to quell the rebellions in France, Belgium a Switzerland by arresting indigenous people for complaining about the imported rioters!
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  556. Plus the UN, Davos and Brussels or any place these unelected 'elites' gather to plot our demise!
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  557.  @DavidEdwards-uf5lg  Must have serious 'dirt' on someone?
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  558. I bet Gordon the Gofer is crapping himself?
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  559.  @paulchadwick9419  What is your alternative, fool?
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  560. The pubs that closed must have been overpriced, have bad service, smelly bogs and shit beer! If they had been any good, they would have held on to their share of the trade.
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  561. Every effin one!
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  562. Surely a few big burley men with beards could turn up at the recruitment centres for all these organisations and claim to be females from a lost tribe in Africa? They cannot be discriminated against due to their pronouns! Sorry for calling you Shirley.
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  563. Not NATO or the EU though. They will continue to support 'Z' and the Nazi Azof Battalions to keep the cash rolling into the arms industry. Anyone who says, "But the USA rules NATO!" knows nothing of how the warmongers will continue to push for all out conflict. The Rothschild family are rubbing their hands in glee at the thought of being able to make money from both sides in the Armageddon to come!
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  564. Then Rowley should be first in the queue!
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  565.  @heathercooper6043  The chump Liebour parachuted into Clacton didn't last long after his racist, anti white texts came to light. I bet he thought that Clacton would be like Selly Oak where he came from?
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  566.  @moniquetheobald889  Not a good idea for white people I'm afraid.
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  567. I heard a rumour about 5G becoming 'weaponised' if the power settings are turned up at the broadcast end. That was a couple of years ago now and it's been very quietly forgotten!
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  568. "Ooo! Betty, I done a whoopsy on the carpet!"
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  569. I think I'll get a pronoun badge for when I shop in Gregg's! It'll have a false name but the pronouns will be "I wanna sausage roll/who you lookin at, c*nt?"
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  570. As the old song goes, "Mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun...."
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  571. Only 1000?
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  572.  @pryan9892  So is Bill Posters!
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  573. You hope!
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  574. That'll be the SNP and Alba then?
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  575. So you watched it then? For what reason and be truthful?
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  576.  @stubones  The bastards won't stand still long enough!
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  577. @Ralph Reilly Pedant Alert!
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  578. Keef had change his name by deed pole as PooTube found it offensive, so it Floofabaht now!
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  579.  @jjefferyworboys8138  I don't but if you are stupid enough after what has happened over the last 5 years to believe that the establishment has our health and safety as a main priority then you're not reading the signs. What was a 'conspiracy theory' 6 months ago becomes a fact now!
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  580. Don't worry, defections from the Tories are on the horizon! Oops! Maybe not a good idea after all?
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  581.  @_SolitaryMan  A certain J Saville comes to mind!
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  582.  @user-xn2hf9re8r  Sorry pal, it's a bloke! His mother said so!
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  583. Does that mean that the police are the hardened criminals?
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  584. Huw know, Jedward's dad!
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  585. Simply don't vote for the mainstream parties, they have only their own interests at heart! Lib, Lab, Con and Green have all been bought and paid for so vote Reclaim, Reform or any Independent until they prove themselves to be true Patriots or turn out to be charlatans!
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  586. Mr Stammerer, I have one question. What is a woman?
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  587.  @atmywitsend1984  I know, I was there. A white guy had 6 or 7 followers of the religion of peace assault him when he told them to get off his property! Guess who got arrested?
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  588. Make sure it's not a faux independent as I've got to Muslims standing as independent candidates in my constituency!
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  589. It's Essex Police in charge of the investigation for gawds sake! Expect a decision in time for the next General Election, if there is ever one again!
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  590.  @WildernessofMirrorsN17  The water company's workers are now on overtime to clear the backlog. Time and a turd!
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  591. You have nothing to apologise for Andrew. Just keep taking the piss out of the ridiculous antics of the left and our wonderful government!
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  592. Allegedly!
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  593. Another simp!
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  594. The B.Liar/Brown years came pretty close!
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  595.  @isabellamorello6830  I thought you were going to say that you lick your own genitals for a moment there! Phew!
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  596.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  Eventually she couldn't stand either of them!
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  597. As the Lion of Luton pointed out, he was held in Belmarsh AA catagory prison for, allegedly, contempt of court for a year in solitary confinement. This clown, despite his known terrorist background and passing secret information to Iraq was held in Wandsworth, a catagory B nick and given a 'job' in the kitchens! I wonder who let him hide in the supply truck, could it have been MI6 in collusion with G4S?
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  598. Yeah, a five minute spot on Alex Belfield's gobshite tour would set you up!
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  599. Poor Rosie Jones. Can barely understand what she is saying but it is usually funny. Just a pity that because of her disability it takes her all of her alloted time to get in one joke!
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  600. She was and he did! Just shows that both of them lack any class!
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  601.  @celiabeverton4514  William has already said that he likes the look of Islam so wake up and smell the coffee!
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  602. Are you Jewish or Muslim?
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  603. I've seen a few lefty harridans dye their hair post box red. They think it's sexy, I think it's pathetic attention seeking!
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  604. And she is older than the Ginger whinger!
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  605.  @stubones  And disabled!
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  606. Fack you too Andrew! 🤣🤣🤣 You're still here? Keep going son!
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  607. So you admit that you are not a comedian, why would they come for you then? Trying to paraphrase an old saying doesn't work in your case!
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  608. I'm sure Keef isn't old enough to drink without a responsible adult to accompany him!
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  609.  @joanthewad7510  Too busy, coked up to the eyebrows and having gay sex with each other!
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  610. That is different as public nudity in set aside areas is, according to the ECHR, perfectly legal. Naturally, such places will attract the nonces but REAL naturists will scope them out and make sure they don't come back!
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  611.  @briancarno8837  China too is in collapse! Communism failing again!
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  612. What do you need fannyscrub for if you have a micro penis? 🤣
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  613. Oh dear, looks like he's bottled out! Have you checked IMDb list?
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  614. Ooo! Triggered!
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  615. Or to Captain Tom's daughter who will put up a Blenheim style palace without planning permission and claim that the money wasn't meant for her father's NHS legacy?
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  616.  @Bot23  Sorry to burst your balloon pal but the victim is/was male. His mum said so!
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  617. It could be that the government plan, in time, to close the schools permanently and use them as hotels for the dinghy divers? Just a thought!
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  618. He's trying to be the invisible Man as he's put on a lot of weight lately. I blame all those salads!
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  619.  @iainadam1005  Even Jess the cat!
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  620.  @misst.e.a.187  Yeah! Roland Rat!
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  621.  @mahatmacoat168  We Englishmen can't afford the boats, fuel, insurance etc to run them unlike the NGOs who are encouraging dirty scum gimmegrants to come here!
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  622. Or a cardboard box? At least they can carry you to the crematorium when you snuff it!
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  623. Went up where? Eew! Hope you have them a good wash afterwards!
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  624. Fuck Boris Johnson! Let's go Brandon!
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  625. Their response would be: Oh! It's ok, he was just acting!
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  626. The powers that be will have Peregrine Falcons flying overhead (suitably attired in crap catchers) to keep the flying rats grounded. But a few paper bags of dog sh*t thrown in his direction wouldn't go amiss!
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  627. Not my king!
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  628. This must be the 'Black Swan' event that the 'elites' and multi-millionaires are building their bunkers for?
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  629. I actually think it's Harry Hewitt masquerading as this toss pot!
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  630. Prince Andrew is more likely!
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  631.  @missprimproper1022  Have you seen the Bugatti Veyron his wife bought for herself?
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  632.  @pointblankracer6274  "I was only following orders" hasn't been an excuse since the Nuremberg Trials in 1946 either!
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  633.  @Tad1945  Not to mention the sex education classes for under 5s where they teach them to, literally, play with themselves!
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  634.  @Drmerlin604  He tried but City Hall said that he wasn't qualified to stand!?
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  635. Perhaps they should all move to Wakanda?
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  636. Ok! Get you! Are you a chubby chaser?
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  637. You've set your expectations very low there!
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  638.  @jeffebdy  Therefore anyone participating in an act of a sexual nature is guilty of statutory rape!
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  639. He had the RINOs undermining his authority as they wanted the status quo to remain. They were making so much money out of it!
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  640. What a tit!
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  641. Or Khunts!
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  642. Better watch out as the local elections are coming up soon and the Liebour party hijacked the Red Rose as their symbol and you might get a punch in the face!
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  643. AB is ginger to!
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  644. Then giving BJs around the back for a fiver!
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  645. But he's already "Out of Here!"
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  646. William the Conqueror and Richard Lionheart both spoke French as their first language!
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  647. We've had a few before but never with the power to alter the demographic of a nation to appease his political beliefs!
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  648. Cos he's Ginger and that's a disability in itself!
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  649.  @terrorbilly1  Don't be a silly sausage, the more people who sign it puts more pressure on the establishment regardless of whether it actually changes anything. If the government can't see that they are so hated, more fool them. Already the Chagos Island deal has been reversed thanks to the election of Donald Trump and division within Liebour's ranks are beginning to show. So be a good lad and toddle off as I think I can hear your mummy calling you in for your tea!
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  650. You get the following Monday off, numb nuts!
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  651. That means everyone, right?
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  652.  @4faxache935  Probably the obnoxious NGO, Hate not Hope with fingers in many pies and not averse to using blackmail, threats of violence, 'honey traps' and known links to MI6 and thus, the 'establishment'!
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  653. When will they start on the book and film titles? James and the Giant Peach will become Jemima's Peachy Bottom and the Big Friendly Giant will be the Big Fat Fairy starring Sam Smith!
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  654. I smell a bovine excrementer in the above statement!
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  655. Up here in the northwest you'd hardly notice the difference except for the two day 'heatwave' we had a couple of months ago!
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  656. That'll be the Freemasonry Coronation afterwards, when they all get naked, take turns on a young virgin and each other.
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  657.  @peterlangbridge4628  🤣🤣🤣
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  658. I think our Summer was last Thursday week between 3.30pm and 3.31pm?
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  659. I seem to remember that these 2 groups 'went at it' in Jerusalem a few months back. This lead to the Israelis deporting the whole lot out of the country. So it looks very much like they have washed up in Londonistan to continue their internecine warfare!
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  660. Done to all male heirs to the monarchy since James 1st.
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  661. We're having huge celebrations south of the border and you are welcome to join in, all except Wee Jimmy McSturgeon and her Gestapo! Same goes for our brothers in Wales, except for Dickhead Drakeford and his Stasi friends!
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  662. Reform is controlled opposition, Farage is a Judas!
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  663. Poor s*d!
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  664. Try clicking the 'Newest' button at the top of the screen. All comments magically appear!
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  665. I thought the 'Stop Oil' morons had already volunteered?
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  666. Given your argument, Andrew, surely it is just putting off the inevitable? The thirty year olds will still function like kids as they have never been told "NO!" and will still be as petulant and stupid thanks to a wonderful education system that will indoctrinate them with all sorts inane ideology involving rainbows, unicorns and gender dysphoria?
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  667. A neutron bomb exploding about a mile up will do minimal damage but the radiation will kill all life as we know it!
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  668. I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year, six months without daylight!
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  669. Yes, my neighbour has got one. He is surprisingly good natured unlike Chaz the 💩 who can't even shift stuff in his way and can't use a pen without getting ink all over his sausage fingers!
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  670.  @SeanRidley-g7z  Don't hold your breath on that mate!
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  671. Considering that Wobbly Welby is a former merchant banker (insert your own inuendo) he is following his former employment as a thief and tax evader, contrary to the teachings of the church! Hang on, didn't Jesus throw the moneylenders and charlatans out of the temple?
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  672. Kia Stammerer will never be prime minister as long as he has a hole in his rectum!
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  673.  @iainadam1005  Everything?
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  674.  @JillLawton-zt8me  Because there's nothing in it for them, unless they run the charity?
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  675.  @danieljones5421  My neighbour's King Charles Spaniel would give you a vicious lick!
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  676. You mean the Westminster bike?
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  677. Absolutely ZERO! Andrew would rip them a new 💩hole!
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  678. Most cuntstables think 'ethics' is a county just east of London!
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  679. Prof Brian Cox was part of the band that played the song. What a soy boy he turned out to be?
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  680. Blue Monday is meant for those who live in s*it holes, Ukraine, Gaza, Iran, Yemen etc especially the Houthis at the moment!
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  681. But Reform won't empty the swamp as a lot of their candidates are Tories who have jumped ship to avoid having to get a lower paid job!
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  682. Technically, yes! The ECHR has downgraded public nudity to a 'human right' for naturists and they are free to get their bits out as long as they don't intend to harm, distress or alarm ordinary members of the public.
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  683. Nah! He deserves it!
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  684.  @malcolmemsley5909  Ooo! Your white privilege is showing! Cameras on your car and motorbike! I bet you overtake everyone like Toad of Toad Hall with a "Toot! Toot!" and a two fingered salute! It's always an Audi!
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  685. No sh*t Sherlock!
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  686. If Jabbot the Hutt can be suspended for 'Gingerism' surely the new Scottish First Minister should be sanctioned for his anti-white rhetoric he used in the Scottish Parliament just before he was handed the job by Wee Jimmy McSturgeon?
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  687. Lots of aborigines in Australia have ginger hair and it didn't come from all the Irish thieves who were transported there!
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  688.  @garyburton7697  And certain people who can't make up their minds if they are male or female! Gareth Thomas for example.
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  689. Don't forget that due to the 'green lobby' every citizen will be limited to one piece of bog paper and one flush a day!
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  690. Don't call me Shirley!
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  691. They're already past their use by date but they've gotta sell 'em!
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  692. Just a butt plug?
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  693. "They think it's all over! It is now!"
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  694. You mean that we are not already a target? We were in WW2 when it was likely that the Nazis would win and when Liebour won the post war election (Reds under the bed and all that) so there has been no incentive for the USA to change its attitude since.
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  695. Fack me, Andrew! I thought you were a survivor of Belsen or on the Burma railway! Happy New Year laddo and for fack's sake, eat something!
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  696. Andrew, at least you haven't wanked in front of young and up coming comediennes.... YET!
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  697. 🤣🤣🤣
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  698. The insurance companies will put it down to 'an act of God' seeing as it has been 'blessed' by Welby and thus they won't pay out!
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  699. Not to mention dementia and cancer thrown in as a bonus?
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  700. Wrong colour though, should be black with yellow highlights like the Proud Boys wear!
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  701. Although what he and Ruth Jones wrote for 'Gavin and Stacey' was comedy gold his ego then took over and he would turn up at the opening of an envelope if he thought that it would give him more publicity. Odious creep of an immature child!
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  702.  @paulyoung4422  BDSM?
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  703.  @tintinjacks4371  Unlike some of the women on the porn channels
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  704. At least Jezza punched obese bastard Morgan in the chops with no apology!
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  705. The shops are draped in celebration to make money! I doubt if few of the workers are that thrilled about the coronation or Chaz the 💩, they want to keep employed to pay the extortionate bills that are hitting them every week!
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  706. The electronic goldfish is to blame! It has been an instrument of government propaganda since it's inception!
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  707. We came closest to global annihilation in the Cuban crisis in 1962 when America was ready to push the button on the Soviet Union. Luckily, Kennedy and Khrushchev saw sense and backed down. Kahn and Chas the 💩 don't intend to back down!
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