Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Forgotten Weapons" channel.

  1. You're a poet and you didn't know it!
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  2. Do they use solid silver bullets?
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  3. The ultimate riposte to the saying "Taking a knife to a gunfight"!
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  4. What a wonderfully simple and effective design. It makes the STEN look positively prehistoric!
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  5. Would love to win that but the gun laws in the UK make it nigh on impossible! 😭
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  6. You had me at "semi......."
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  7.  @JG54206  Have you seen the price of stamps nowadays?
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  8. The omnipotence of Gun Jesus strikes again!
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  9. I've got a modified Johnson. I was circumcised at 3 months old!
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  10. He wasn't related to Alex Baldwin by any chance?
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  11. You forgot 'Pliskin'!
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  12. "I'll be back!"
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  13. Almost as tubey as a STEN!
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  14.  @borismuller86  Conveniently not firing at her as it rotates!
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  15. Does anyone else remember the scene when Robert Shaw comes out of 'his house' and there is a post war, plastic bell push mounted to the doorframe?
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  16. That's what she said!
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  17.  @kh5736  Or any western country at the moment. The UK effectively outlawed all pistols and rifles decades ago only allowing farmers and 'sportsmen' (hunters) the use of shotguns. They, of course, forgot that the criminal element have no such worries about the use of illegal firearms, typified but the drive by shooting at a funeral in broad daylight just the other day!
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  18. "BANG!" "OUCH!" "Where's that blood coming from?"
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  19. Or a Brum (Birmingham UK) screwdriver! (a large hammer or mallet!)
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  20. The use of an attenuator is always a good idea. As a cadet we were used to the .303 SMLE but we're introduced to the FN FAL using the NATO round. One of my mates suffered burst ear drums due to firing just 5 rounds of the FAL! Given that the new round will have such a high internal pressure will make the gun even louder using the military spec ammo but who are they expecting to go into combat against, Iron Man? I hope Ian took the opportunity to give that Spear a good clean before reassembly, that was disgusting and would have had him up on a charge in the British forces!
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  21. I bet gun Jesus had to empty his pockets after that tour?
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  22. If it weighs that much it would make a good last ditch weapon! Just throw it at the enemy when you run out of ammo.
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  23. I'm just wondering what the kick was like on the NATO chambered SMLE. As an air cadet I was taken to a range every now and then to fire off .303 Enfield's and one day they gave us experience of the FAL in 7.62 as well. To me the recoil was brutal compared to the .303 and the sound deafening to the point that one of my colleagues ended up with perforated eardrums (no Health and Safety in those days!)
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  24. What? No croutons?
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  25. Don't try to fire it in a prone position or you'll start a bush fire!
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  26. Every home should have one!
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  27. That sauna camo was amazing! Could only see you because of the 'censored' patch!
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  28. It's a Norwegian Blue ex parrot that has been nailed to its perch!
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  29.  @gifthorse3675  I wonder if YT have banned any vids of people changing light bulbs or replacing batteries?
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  30. Glad something went hard for you!
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  31. I'm waiting for Gun Jesus to take a fully operational "Davey Crocket" system onto the range!
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  32. Judge Dredd would be proud!
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  33. Only a semi? Full hard here!
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  34. Last time I was this early, James Bond was writing a book on ornithology in the Caribbean!
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  35. If you don't get it right, try, try, try again!
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  36. No but I think they're using Amber Turd's legal team!
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  37. Same here pal! Pity we don't have a 2nd amendment like the US does.
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  38.  @HJDore  Proofing? Who needs proofing. Elbonians can take it!
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  39. I do believe that the helicopter that the president of Iran was being flown in had an Elbonian pilot but he had only been trained for suicide missions!
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  40. Nice! Like walking into a room full of armed enemies with an open light source is a great idea, what could possibly go wrong?
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  41.  @Buster_Piles  It swallows too, allegedly!
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  42.  @josepherhardt164  That question would be ignored by a true Englishman and you will find yourself in a fight with a true Irishman!
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  43.  @themcfunnel  Earlier versions of the SMLE were used in the Great War (1914-18) and was so good that the Germans thought that the British had many more machine guns than they actually had. When a squad of Brits laid down fire upon a particular target it was like a maxim gun!
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  44. Or a sliding ammo rack?
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  45.  @generationkilled  The missus does that to me all the time!
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  46.  @kamilszadkowski8864  Ah, the good old Heidelbergs!
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  47.  @mrkeogh  So did Sleepy Joe!
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  48. 9 seconds late then! No cigar.
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  49. Us members of the Elbonia (UK) minutemen look forward to such deliveries!
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  50. So it didn't star in the original Star Trek film then?
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  51. He's Gun Jesus not Gun Allah!
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  52. I guess it's because it is a prototype rather than a production model that's had all the bugs worked out.
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  53.  @Diehydro  "Let me show you my leetle frien!"
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  54. Ever thought of saddle holsters like the US cavalry?
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  55.  @Philistine47  I say "Rotary"!
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  56.  @tt-ew7rx  Yes, the operator could hide under it when it was raining!
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  57. The Elbonians are now saying , "So that's where our order went?"
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  58.  @commoncriminal923  Tell gun Jesus that!
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  59. Philistine!
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  60.  @Goc4ever  France, "Hold my baguette!"
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  61. Hey, so the gas adjuster gets a little warm? That's what your tactical gloves are there to sort out!
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  62. 2 rocking horses?
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  63.  @AshleyPomeroy  Did they come with Hot Wheels?
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  64. I believe the Elbonian army are still using these?
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  65. Awe! No full mag dump! 😕
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  66. This was kept under the radar, I wonder why?
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  67.  @bigbelix  Ask Alec Baldwin!
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  68. 🏅🦂
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  69. Sig Sauer called it the 'Spear' as that's all you could use it for when it breaks down!
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  70. I always shave my Weblys, it gives me a sense of freedom!
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  71. Did Jordan get paid an 'appearance' fee?
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  72.  @Flatulence76  😂
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  73. Mongo likes!
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  74. I guess it's better than Ian's hat collection?
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  75.  @angusmcnaughton4570  My 'Johnson' is always ready! 🤣🤣🤣
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  76. The High Point is ok for home defense as long as you have reliable magazines to go with it.
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  77. Really, by what? A Bugatti Veyron on specially closed roads? Enfield is in North London and Staines is 20 miles West of London, fool!
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  78. Reloading the grenades looks like fun!
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  79. Or a Cuckoo?
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  80. Blame it on Covid!
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  81. The internals of that shotgun look positively Steam Punk! What a beautiful piece of engineering and gun smithery.
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  82. What? No free samples? 🤣🤣🤣
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  83. I bet Captain Ahab wished he'd had one of them!
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  84.  @edwalmsley1401 "Wy-aye mun" is definitely Yugoslavian!
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  85. You could describe any HK weapon as the Porsche 911 of firearms. Bits may change but it basically looks the same!
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  86. Is it true that Nick won't fire anything with a bore of less than 105mm?
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  87. That's because you Septics have borrowed our language and mangled it almost beyond recognition!
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  88. Makes me feel like going up to Clint Eastwood with one and asking, "D'ya feel lucky, punk?"
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  89. Do Walmart and Target have the necessary hardware?
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  90. Or borrow the boss's Ferrari!
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  91.  @sharpe67  🤣
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  92. Don't let them doors hit you on your as5!
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  93. Cloning has come on in leaps and bounds over the last few years along with AI !
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  94.  @mikelgeren149  The best bolt action rifle ever!
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  95. Iceland had the 2nd amendment long before the United States ever existed!
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  96. It's known as 'Crackle Finish' paint.
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  97. I bet Alec Baldwin wishes the gun he used was made of styrofoam!
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  98. Do they make subsonic ammo for a 40mm Bofors?
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  99. Hopefully the enemy wouldn't get that close to find out!
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  100. That's because the firing mechanism and the magazine well is right at the front of the gun. Had the designers made it any more compact, there would be nowhere for the operators free hand to hold it!
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  101. He'd know......right?
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  102. You made my day. PUNK!
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  103.  @tag206  Or even Range Jesus!
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  104. "Heil Hydra!" ✊✊
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  105. Wow! Gun Jesus admits that 'nipple protectors' are not his expertise!
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  106. That pith helmet doesn't have a hole for his ponytail!
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  107. You should see him on Saturday nights! 😜
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  108. What the Felk? I'm sure the Elbonians could find a use for it, maybe as chocks to stop their Jeeps from rolling away when parked?
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  109.  @runristaren  Have you found your girlfriend's 'trigger' yet?
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  110. Where would the Elbolians stand on this?
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  111.  @olivierpuyou3621  Not Patty LaBelle either!
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  112. But it won't have the stopping power if you really need to use it for self protection!
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  113. Got to be better than the Fembot's bra guns in Austin Powers but not as appealing!
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  114. Is anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order but needs thawing out before use!
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  115. Expense. The US military always want the cheapest option. Chroming the bore would have cost $1 per gun and when you're buying millions every cent counts!
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  116. Where does Mrs. Gun Jesus insert the batteries?
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  117. It looks like they may have used the 'reinforcement block' insert as an anchor point for the swivel.
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  118. Just what I was waiting for!
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  119. The only thing missing from Gun Jesus's outfit was a string of onions and a bicycle!
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  120. The P90 is soooooo much sexier than either of these two!
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  121. Or "Kill Tek"?
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  122. Should have sent some to Elbonia. Got to be better than anything they had!
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  123. So instead of hitting centre mass you now hit right in the gonads?
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  124. HK wanted to use existing parts rather than tool up for a novel design that may or may not get adopted.
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  125. I often get sticky when I'm trying to chamber but the missus doesn't complain too much!
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  126. I bet he's heading to the range later?
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  127.  @johncaccamo  She said! 🤣🤣🤣
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  128. Ooo! Gotta get me one of them! Sorry, two. One for each fist!
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  129. Huge chance of lead poisoning too!
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  130.  @buckberthod5007  If you hold the tail up to your shoulder, the recoil would shove you back 50 yds!
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  131. Shades of "Demolition Man" that needed the gun to be matched to the DNA of the user but was 'stymied' when Sly Stallone' cloned brother stole it.
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  132. Nah! Elbonian is still using gunpowder so they can hide behind the smoke screen!
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  133. Child!
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  134. Fully clothed and sitting in a Sauna! What were you both thinking?
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  135. Looks like the recession/inflation boom has caught up with Gun Jesus for him to be schilling his merch this early in the year! You can blame Sleepy Joe for that! Also, there's no Elbolian merch! Still got my Elbolian T, I love it!
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  136. I'm sure this would fit in well with the Elbonian army catalogue?
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  137.  @mars_man9971  I saw a video recently that said that the Abrams was no longer being made but the government were cannibalising those no longer serviceable to keep the remainder going for the next 40 years! The US will no longer be produce any more tanks, ever!
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  138. Somehow I doubt that Gun Jesus will be taking this mutha to the range!
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  139. Gun Jesus took his screen test for the next Bond film a little too seriously!
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  140. Gun Jesus is building a bunker for 'The Event'!
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  141. Mmm? 105 rifled v 115 smooth? Must be penis envy!
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  142.  @tim5114  That's an image I can't get out of my head now. Thanks.... NOT!!!
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  143. Gun Jesus collaborates with Tony Stark look-a-like!
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  144. As a competition gun it is unlikely to go through this torture. But occasionally it may get knocked of a drum or table into a substance that may have the consistency of something worse (💩)!
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  145. Gun Jesus has seen the future and it's not all good!
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  146. And nobody was able to see the target for 5 minutes!
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  147. It would be a wrist breaker if it had a shorter barrel and would have to be re-engineered to keep it at a sane level of recoil!
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  148. I only use my middle finger for lurv not war. I also use it to note my displeasure with idiots like PooTube! 🖕
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  149. I'm disappointed in you Ian. You didn't get your junk out again! 🤣
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  150. It's about all they've got!
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  151. I thought Boeing designed valves were better at reducing back pressure?
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  152. But no cherry on top!
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  153. BSA Shirley? Don't call me Shirley!
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  154. You shouldn't diss Gun Jesus!
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  155.  @koffeekage  Dyslexic you are!
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  156. I used to have a CZ motorcycle. Total crap!
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  157. What? No field strip?
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  158. Fired my first rounds with a .22 short cartridge MK4 when I was 6 or 7 at a Chatham Naval Dock open day where shooters were to hit burnt out light bulbs on string from about 15 ft. After popping away, the guy in charge of the range asked my dad if I had ever shot before as it seemed that I had a natural 'hold' on the rifle. Later in life in the Air Training Corps I achieved ATC marksman and RAF marksman badges in .22 on a 25 yard indoor range and .303 on a 200 yard range on Rainham Marshes, Essex. Lovely weapon to use with that satisfying clunk as the bolt locks home.
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