Youtube comments of Mike Hipperson (@mikehipperson).

  1. So someone who was an unelected chief of staff within parliament is now raised to an unelected position within the House of Lords? How much is that going to cost us as taxpayers?
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  2. Let Erdogan rant! If he continues, Turkey may find themselves removed from NATO!
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  3. I've said this before on other streams but what can the 'establishment' do? Ban all Teslas from British roads or ban Elon from flying his spaceships and satellites over our nation? Perhaps Rowley should curb his own violence first, has he apologised and paid for a new microphone yet?
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  4. Thank God, I thought South Korea had imported thousands of Muslims!
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  5. Beavis and Butthead go intellectual!
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  6. I wonder how many were actually arrested or simply removed from the event, walked round the corner, told not to show their faces in the area again and released?
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  7. Went to the supermarket this morning and a 11 o'clock they had a 2 minutes silence as we were shopping. Only one family of a certain demographic who follow the religion of peace continued making a noise and shopping.
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  8. Does this mean that India, Pakistan, South Africa, West Indies and any other 'non-whyte' nations that play the game are guilty of racial appropriation? If so, the Board of English and Welsh Cricket should sue them until their eyes pop!
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  9. There's a shortage of blinker fluid in Germany!
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  10. Khan's Gestapo at their finest!
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  11. James Corden, a celebrity so desperate to get publicity that he'd turn up for the opening of an envelope (or a pizza box)!
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  12. Can it be noted that Tommy has NEVER been tried I court in front of a jury of his peers, thus it was a 'kangaroo' court that imprisoned him!
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  13. I find it interesting that the MX5 was effectively a copy of the Lotus Elan and that it has now been turned into a copy of the Lotus Seven!
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  14. Being called a "racist" and an "islamaphobe" is almost a badge of honour nowadays!
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  15. It's like a game of 'Warthunder'!
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  16. Of course Let's Go Brandon can't answer questions, his handlers haven't been provided with the questions before hand! End of message
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  17. I would love Andrew to stand for election as an MP in either of his alter egos of Johnny Smugface or Keef Khuntabaht! If nothing else seeing him on the hustings would be hilarious and may even get him elected!
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  18. "We want privaceh!"
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  19. Lammy, the Liebour MP who infamously got the lowest ever score on Celebrity Mastermind!
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  20. It's not a scam, it's theft!
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  21. Harry Hewitt needs protection from his wife! 🤣🤣🤣
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  22. Proof that "Care in the Community" doesn't work!
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  23. You can smell the 💩 from here! Looks as though he's daubed the walls of his hideout with it!
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  24. Either the motorist was in the same 'lodge' as the Chief Constable or, considering that it was a flash Merc, the Chief Constable himself;
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  25. Years ago I was in the Air Training Corps and we were once bundled into the back of a couple of army trucks with the tarps tied down and driven around for an hour. When we stopped, we were ushered into a Civil Defence bunker and told that it was all very hush hush and that we were not to mention to anybody where it was. Unfortunately it was underneath a football pitch where many of the local schools played their games and we all knew exactly where we were!
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  26. Nice to see The Lemon getting the taste of unsweetened lemons!
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  27. When I was young I lived in the East End of London and often saw neat, round holes punched into the paving slabs of pavements. My dad told me that these were the damage done by incendiary bombs from the war. It's still amazes me how such small devices could wreak so much damage. The Germans, if course, found out the hard way in Dresden and Hamburg after Bomber Harris's speech about "Reaping the Whirlwind!"
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  28. That's not singing! Someone is rogering a cat behind that placard!
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  29. Especially Jeremy Vile!
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  30. FCA, "You can trust our banking system." Us, "You can't trust NatWest! Ergo, you can't trust any of them!"
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  31. His next book will be called "Where?" as he looks for a country who will take him in as the USA will revoke his right to live there and we Brits certainly don't want him back!
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  32. Most busses nowadays have both internal and external cameras that record for evidence of accident and the occasional thuggery that goes on inside. This whole example suggests that either the officer who viewed the evidence needs to get him/herself to Specsavers or that the ere is a 2 tier police system that ignores infractions by 'service' vehicles as it is more lucrative to prosecute and criminalise private drivers.
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  33. I went to grammar school in East London where we had 99% white pupils. 30 years later it was 100% black and asian! That was 25 years ago!
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  34. You're a poet and you didn't know it!
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  35. As they have a green surround perhaps they are meant for EVs only and the rest of us 'normal' ICE drivers can ignore them?
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  36. Abu is one sick puppy!
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  37. Why? I'm not in charge!
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  38. The trouble is there are millions of fools who vote for Liebour and have done so blindly for years!
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  39. I watched the first episode of 'Mr Brown v The Post Office' and saw that the accused were not allowed to question the accuracy of the Horizon software and that if they did, they would be imprisoned for a trumped up charge of 'misrepresentation of the truth'! What a horrific way for a once reputable company and it's investigative agents to act when it knew all along that the system had failed the people who depended upon it's accuracy?
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  40. Do they use solid silver bullets?
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  41. No taxation without representation!
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  42. He thinks he's a GANGSTA!
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  43. It's surprising that Mike could afford to get his car fixed at Hammond's garage! Must be mates rates? Btw, that wasn't a crash, it was a 'love tap'!
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  44. At least James didn't have to change clothes to drive it!
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  45. MTG should be VP alongside Trump!
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  46. Andrew has finally mastered testiculation! (Waving his arms about and talking bollocks, just like Doris!)
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  47. Damn, the wrong one's gone!
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  48. I was a bit meh.. about Tommy until I stumbled across the live stream outside Leeds Crown Court where he was falsely arrested, tried and imprisoned for nothing at all. Since then I have followed him as best I can with all his bans from social media and have contributed small amounts to his legal fund. Having met him in the flesh a couple of times during his MEP campaign in the Manchester area I would rather follow him than any other so called 'politician' out there!
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  49. In other words, there is no defence for defending yourself from harm as one person's 'reasonable force' may be construed by the police as 'deadly force' even though the assailant may be intent on using 'unreasonable force' on the person involved!
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  50. Has he converted to Judaism?
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  51. A 30k+ debt just to ask people "Do you want fries with that?"!
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  52. Shalom brother!
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  53. The ultimate riposte to the saying "Taking a knife to a gunfight"!
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  54. Who needs Twatter? I've never seen the value of it and if I HAD joined it, I would have lasted 5 seconds before Jack the Jerk threw me out! So I've missed nothing and not regretted it for one second.
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  55. Officer: "Can you blow in the bag please sir?" Driver: "Why? Are your chips too hot?"
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  56. I almost became a policeman but I then passed my 'O' levels!
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  57. Mr Lego Head would be ok if he had an ounce of common sense!
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  58. What is Mitch McConnell doing signing up to this? He's a well known RINO who has played both sides and is as effective as a fart in a collander! He must be desperate to revive his career?
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  59. I am a distant relative, East London branch, and am 2 years younger than Michael. I always wanted the 'personal' number plate "H1PPO" and one day, whilst delivering building supplies, a silver Mercedes passed me! Bugger! So I did a quick search online and found out Michael had beaten me to it! By the way I went to the Brands Hatch racing school for the basic go in a Formula Ford. One of the instructors asked me if I had ever been there before. As it was my first time on circuit I asked why and he said someone with your name had a big accident here a couple of years ago in a Mini! NAUGHTY MICHAEL!
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  60. As a pensioner I can honestly say that I have only voted once for Liebour but soon realised that it was no longer interested in the 'working class'. Since then my vote has gone to, whisper it quietly, the 'Far Right'!
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  61. It is possible to alter photos taken on any phone with built in editing software. Altering the colour saturation or white balance alone can change how a photo look drastically. Add to that the make-up she used, allegedly, to cover the bruises could also be used to 'high light' fake injuries.
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  62.  @kimamey  How complicated is resisting arrest, punching a policewoman in the face breaking her nose and trying to wrestle a firearm from an armed policeman?
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  63. If the bill want to see it, they can watch it along with everyone else. If they get stroppy about it and try to stop the showing of it, they'll have a hard time trying to convince the world that '2 tier' policing doesn't exist!
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  64. Whatever Andrew, don't look back in anger!
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  65. From Lands End to John O'Groats the rats are going back on boats!
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  66. Because he is DEI implant! If you've ever seen his 'performance' on "Celebrity Mastermind" you would understand.
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  67.  @Howie57  Almost certainly!
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  68. As the internal investigation must be carried out by another force, I suggest that Cressida Straponadick give the instruction to Twat Valley Police Force and Sergeant Constable Detective Officer Peter Pisspot, in person. Even he could probably sweep it all under the carpet as she would like to do and...Oooo! Look, a squirrel!
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  69. What a wonderfully simple and effective design. It makes the STEN look positively prehistoric!
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  70. Oh no! What a shame! Never mind.....moving on!
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  71. Prince Phillip must be spinning in his grave with the 'grandson' who disappointed him most gushing with insincere complements. "Phil the Greek" was the epitome of how to be a good husband to the most powerful woman in the world by always being there for her and never intrusive. Yes, he had a wicked, non-PC sense of humour but I think that endeared him to the British public far more than a wimp like Harry Hewitt and his 'poor me' attitude!
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  72.  @AndyJarman  Yes, I hate this government based on all their misinformation!
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  73. Would love to win that but the gun laws in the UK make it nigh on impossible! 😭
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  74. He did!
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  75. His wife is selecting some very expensive wall paper for their exclusive nuclear bunker, soft furnishings next week care of John Lewis and Co.
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  76. I saw today another video about 131 where another regiment claimed the kudos for capturing it although they were further along the battle line. When it was moved to Bovington they also had the wrong regiment flagged as captors and it took the son of one of the Sherwood Foresters to set the story right. It seems it was his father's first time in combat and, naturally he was 'bricking' it. The Churchill tanks had been due the previous day but only arrived after the Foresters had taken the hill and were under heavy fire from the German tanks and artillery. The boy's father was in charge of a PIAT gun and under heavy bombardment crept forward until he was within range. On firing the PIAT he watched the round all the way to the target where, instead of exploding as expected, it simply bounced off 131's turret without doing any damage apart from chipping the paintwork. Luckily the Churchills arrived at that time and forced the German crew to abandon 'ship' and scarper back to their lines. His son took along his father's war diary which proved that the Foresters actually had a hand in its capture and the Bovington Museum duly updated the tank's history.
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  77. If you live in a Liebour run constituency, email the MP and ask them how will they vote on the amendment. If you get no answer or a standard letter (or email) in reply saying that 'the matter is down to the MP's personal views' you know you have got a wrong 'un!
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  78.  @ligmasack9038  Salty! At least SpaceX have done due diligence and pretested their rockets! When you think about it SpaceX could have launched all 6 of these satellites in one go alongside a Starlink launch! Do you have shares in Astra? Seems like you just lost your money pal!
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  79.  @leialee6820  And the judiciary!
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  80. Nothing to do with supermarkets ripping off farmers for their produce then the same supermarkets upping their prices to their customers claiming that shortages caused the increase, either!
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  81. OfCom have obviously had a word. "Tone it down chaps or we'll close you down! Here's an idea, hire a left wing clown who has a propensity for lying through his back teeth whilst being completely affable to the majority of the sheep! Doris should fit the job perfectly and we'll say no more!"
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  82. Nick, that Jewish guy is a left wing activist who had Tommy Robinson arrested in London whilst he was having his breakfast before he joined the anti-Semitism march by the Jewish population so he could report on it. After being surrounded by police officers, he was duly arrested for a bogus offence, handcuffed and PARVA sprayed at point blank range in his eyes and mouth. When hauled into court, he was told that until the case could be fully heard, he was banned from the entire London area out to the M25! This went on for some six months and if he had to enter London for any legal reason he had to contact a Muslim police officer for permission to do so. Tommy, subsequently managed to get a hearing at Westminster Magistrates court where he proved that not only was his arrest unlawful but that the subsequent bail conditions were also overreaching. That cost Tommy's followers £60,000 yet he wasn't given any legal aid or costs against the Met police despite them failing to act impartially and without bias! That is why the march you talked about was done to show the people how the police farce are employing a system of two tier policing against ordinary British citizens! The two tier system is still active and the Met police Chief Inspector, 'Sir' Mark Rowley, continues to refer to the march as a 'Far Right' demonstration! It seems that we are all 'Far Right' now and I will wear that badge with pride!
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  83. That is one brave young lady, marry her Mayhar, she's a keeper!
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  84. This is the reason that TV Licencing/Crapita address the letters to the 'Legal Occupier' as if they continue to send it in your name it would be considered harassment/stalking!
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  85. The problem is that the majority of Britons will do one of two things according to our Christian teachings. Either we turn the other cheek or take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. If the, so called, religion of peace doesn't stop their constant violent behaviour towards our homogeneous society and learn to live and let live, the only option will be an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth and there is absolutely nothing the establishment will be able to do about it as, even if the army is called to the streets, they simply will not have the manpower to stop it! It's a shame that the politicians feel the need to have protection but the rest of the population will have to fend for themselves!
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  86. The revocation of titles has been done in the past. Usually it meant the removal of the revoked one's head from the rest of their body!
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  87.  @HarrisK1ng786  Whilst you are playing with yourself!
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  88. Brilliant shill job Andrew! 🤣🤣🤣
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  89. "You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
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  90. "Is that a Colt 1911 or are you just pleased to see me?"
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  91. And dangerous!
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  92.  @bl4531  He is also pointing out to the cops that he is upholding a law passed by the government that says Hamas is a terrorist organisation, and the police are causing him harassment, fear, and intimidation breaking their own law under section 5 of the breach of the peace act!
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  93. This total lack of respect for the American fallen is disgusting! Why haven't the police moved in and cleared them away? I guess that if the police had done so, those children would have claimed victimhood?
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  94. It was noticeable that the Dutch team also had an overabundance of Dindoonuffins too!
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  95. You had me at "semi......."
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  96. Not guilty!
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  97. The WHOLE of the EU has never had an audit! When an accountancy firm was called in to do checks they found so much wrong that they refused to sign off the audit!
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  98. She'd be jailed for hate speech!
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  99. Many years ago, when in the Air Training Corps, I was doing glider training one weekend and the weather was closing in, so the instructor said that we were going up for a 'weather check'. Reaching over 1000ft on the launch we leveled out not far below the cloud base and felt a bit of rain then looked down to see that we were actually flying backwards despite the ASI showing 35kts! Needless to say we hightailed it back to ground as quickly as possible and got the gliders back to the hangar for the rest of the day!
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  100.  @Ben_3_2_1  Only if the 🐖s find the body!
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  101.  @Phrankus-69  No, because of FACTS, fella, FACTS!
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  102. Sputnik 1, at least it 'beeped' a lot. I remember standing with my dad in the garden watching as it deorbited and burned up in the upper atmosphere.
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  103. Nick will be getting my vote! I thought Burnham was the Queen of Manchester?
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  104. Guns don't kill people. Alec Baldwin does!
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  105. I thought Harry was a Hewitt?
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  106. An apology doesn't cover it!
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  107. Only when driving in Wales!
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  108. Hop Scotch in the minefield!
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  109.  @tacticalmattfoley  Marry that? I'd rather rip my gonads off with a rust hacksaw!
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  110.  @MrTudwud  Farce, you mean?
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  111.  @applejuice3086  What are you doing? Eff all as usual!
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  112. I thought Peter would have been better using his free time at the station crocheting willy warmers for fake lesbians?
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  113. Perhaps now, as an ordinary citizen, she will be fully investigated by the police for the millions of ENGLISH pounds that have gone missing? Saying "I can't remember" is not a defence!
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  114. I had a friend who was an apprentice draughtsman for Handley Page and one of his tasks was to redesign the tail plane, itself bigger than a Spitfire, so that it could take the higher loads demanded by low flying. Also the Victor was so aerodynamically efficient that when the bomb bay doors were open the ordnance would stay within it once released due to the slip stream pushing up into the bay. This was solved by the installation of a series of flaps at the front edge of the bay that looked rather like the old air outlets on a radial engined aircraft which created enough turbulence to allow the bombs to drop accurately.
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  115.  @sandraraheem7682  His choice of a 'gold digger' for a partner for starters!
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  116. But people still went to football matches when the players were wearing rainbow armbands and taking the knee!
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  117. But Lego Head Kweer hasn't got a backbone!
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  118. Shush! It'll be alcohol next!
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  119. My local council tax bill went up by a total of 5.2%. The more worrying figures were for the Mayoral Police and Crime Commissioner Precept and the Mayoral General Precept (Including Fire Services) which went up by 6.6% and 4.9% respectively. I guess Andy Burnham is having trouble making ends meet in Manchester?
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  120. Sadly a few have passed away from covid but that works for the remainers too!
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  121.  @thetopcat8946  I should have thought that that young lady should be careful with a surname like Moseley. I wonder if she is a distant relation?
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  122.  @tomkent4656  Only if you have paddled across the channel with no documentation!
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  123.  @JG54206  Have you seen the price of stamps nowadays?
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  124. P Schofield deserves some space alright! It should be a 6ft x 12ft space with a door that is only unlockable from the outside!
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  125. The omnipotence of Gun Jesus strikes again!
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  126. Mazaltov!
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  127. I suppose that she will drag poor Harvey around with her as her emotional blackmail prop even though he is living in a special needs care home and she hasn't seen him for months!
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  128. In Walkden, Manchester, the police closed a major route through the area on Sunday night. Their excuse was that there had been a 'major accident ' at the scene, a claim backed up by the Manchester Evening News, yet there was no visible evidence of any such 'accident' (broken glass, shards of plastic or metal, no skid marks or other marks in the road surface!) Another local newspaper attributed the closure due to a 'sewer collapse' but again there was no sign of any remedial work having been done to the road surface. Somebody is lying and it's not the guy who took video of the road at the time (Charlie Vietch) and published it on YouTube!
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  129.  @EggnogonthebogProductions  "I am NOT a number, I am a free man!"
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  130. Many of them didn't! My uncle's best mate was shot dead before he got his feet wet!
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  131. Hunt's expression reminds me of Arnold Rimmer's in Red Dwarf!
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  132. When I was at school, our PE teacher was a Hungarian refugee student who had escaped the country after the uprising in 1956. He was proud of his attempt to rid his country of communism but knew that he was high on the KGB's most wanted list. He hated the Russians with a passion and went ape when he found out that his nickname amongst us pupils was 'Rim', as in Rimski Korsacov!
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  133. The BBC are now a global brand which makes money from advertising in those far off places yet refuse to go commercial for their future income.
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  134. Box tickers!
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  135. How did Phil's brother get into the police force in the first place? Did he say Phil Schofield is my brother and the recruitment centre said Ok, welcome?
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  136. Unfortunately they would have to deal with OfCom who will have much more power once the 'social media safety bill' is fully implemented!
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  137. Those who forget history are bound to repeat it!
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  138. This is ironic as the RNLI crew probably brought the effers into the country!
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  139. Jeremy Vile, I hope?
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  140. I'm not 'far right', I'm 'absolutely right'!
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  141. Is he sending the Rainbow police in their clown car. It won't get out of the car park before the doors and wheels fall off in a comical manner and a huge, multi-coloured cloud of smoke belches from under the bonnet!
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  142. He had his necklace pulled? Sounds like he has gender issues?
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  143. I've got a modified Johnson. I was circumcised at 3 months old!
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  144. I believe the time line is much longer than 25 years!
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  145. Of course they do but our police officers are so lazy the crims know that the chances of being caught in possession are virtually nil.
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  146. He wasn't related to Alex Baldwin by any chance?
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  147. Half the 'injuries' sustained were for paper cuts when filing the paperwork!
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  148. If Alli is an ATM for Liebour what sort of deposit did 2TKWEER have to make? The mind boggles!
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  149. Back in the 1960s, I attended a Grammar School in East London. All the students were 99% white with a few Jews and a Malaysian lad. Not even a 'mixed race' face amongst them. At the turn of the millennium I happened to pass the very same school just as the kids were going home and there were 0% white faces in the students! In 40 years or so the local population had gone from predominantly white to predominantly black or brown and turned the whole demographic of the area upsidedown. No wonder Khan was elected!
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  150. And Khaaaan!
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  151.  @Harassed247  Hamas and Hezbollah are both on the 'banned organisations' list along with Al Quid.
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  152.  @hoolydooly5799  The police directive states that the spray shouldn't be used at a range of less than 1 metre and that it should never be sprayed directly in the eyes of the 'victim'. Both directives were breached in this case!
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  153. You forgot 'Pliskin'!
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  154. Does this ruling include no longer arresting Christians for silent prayer?
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  155.  @roygreenwood79  Elon may be able to help there!
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  156. I have a 'net zero' respect for the whole 'establishment'!
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  157. M&S would sue, already!
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  158.  @greyguy.960  No, it's a valid comparison! Why did the police turn a blind eye to what has been going on for decades but jump heavily on one man for 'hurty words'?
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  159.  @paullangton-rogers2390  The 'terrorism' charge is separate from the initial charge of contempt and is being used to hit Tommy even harder for exposing the 'establishment's' lies and corruption. Unfortunately, I can see him serving yet more time for this 'catch all' charge as it will be added onto the 'contempt' sentence to run consecutively rather than concurrently!
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  160. Seems to me that the policeman was pissed off because he couldn't do it!
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  161. As we saw in the recent TR case, the police don't like to be caught on camera breaking the law themselves!
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  162. He ripped the Colombian president a new one!
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  163. He read it in Orwell's "1984"!
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  164. He's absolutely right!
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  165. At the very least we should start a petition against blasphemy against Christianity and Judaism!
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  166. "I'll be back!"
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  167. You forgot upside down!
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  168.  @richardokeefe7410  He already has as he thinks Islam is really 'funky'!
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  169. You must have heard of the Jewish Kamikaze pilot who crashed his planes repeatedly into his brother-in-law's scrap yard?
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  170. No Quality Street? No petrol, lecky or gas? No visitors due to a flu pandemic? I think I'll survive thanks!
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  171.  @lunatigannie8860  Snow = White
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  172. Lego Head Stammerer himself, when asked in a TV interview whether he preferred Westminster or Davos (HQ of the WEF), immediately answered Davos!
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  173. Had a hand delivered letter the other day from my local Tory MP begging for my vote. He can eff off big time!
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  174. Almost as tubey as a STEN!
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  175. Coz he yam blick!
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  176. They've not been safe under Tories either!
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  177.  @Ben_3_2_1  You trust the police?!!!
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  178.  @Rogelio_007  not to mention huge gonads!
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  179. If they were able to read of course?
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  180. What? We can't have that! How are our teachers going to fiddle with our kids, let alone their minds?
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  181.  @888ssss  Defective Infector!
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  182. "I LIKE SHOUTING!" Monty Python© Has Fauchi got Monkey Pox?
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  183.  @andrewstallings6548  Dead or alive?
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  184.  @TheSaaci  Some of these idiots disrupted a peaceful sermon in an English church on Easter Sunday! They were eventually thrown out by the more 'robust' of the congregation.
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  185. I believe Peter was "Epstiened"!
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  186. Yes, they changed the name to 'council tax'!
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  187.  @IslamEducations  They were kind enough to set fire to a French doctor's car and chop his hands off when he tried to stop them!
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  188.  @williammobley9634  It'll be easier with the Cape Canaveral launch site running in tandem. One site to launch the Starship, the other to launch the refueling flights.
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  189. It's about time manifesto promises were made a legal decision to 'do the right thing' for Britain. Any party not fulfilling their promises should be barred from standing for 40 years! I wonder how long it will take them to get the message?
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  190.  @timg1246  "It was a job lot of cameras from the prison where Epstein was being held!"
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  191. Who? Harry Hewitt?
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  192.  @marywebber593  I can understand the Ukrainian flag but that is so passe now. Perhaps you should check on the people with the NHS rainbow sticker as they may have died waiting for a doctor's appointment?
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  193. The fact that the school uniform now consists of a rainbow striped onesy and a pink tutu plus the school badge is a unicorn wearing a mask and crossed syringes should be enough to keep any kid away from the classroom!
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  194. If you have watched the film "Battle of Britain", during certain scenes where the sunlight played over the fuselages and wings it is just possible to make out the Spanish markings under the applied camouflage to replicate German WW2 look.
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  195. Forcibly?
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  196. If Netanyahu is prepared to talk to Hamas about peace, I would remind him of a quote by Winston S Churchill, "You cannot negotiate with a Tiger when your head is in its mouth!"
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  197. Gideon Falter won't, he runs his mouth off but hides when the going gets tough!
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  198. Ah! a Demorat enters the stream!
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  199. Bricking it because they all want to be elevated to the House of Lords, not the House of God!
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  200.  @OmanRather  Not just pubs but clubs, bingo halls in fact anywhere the "working class" might congregate!
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  201.  @michaelmahon8896  "Say hello to the new Boss, same as the old Boss!"
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  202.  @metalicminer6231  I didn't know that Major James Hewitt knew Saville?
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  203. But how long did he know before he spoke out? Did he keep quiet while his job was safe and only open the can of worms when he knew he was finished?
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  204. If it was good enough for O'Bummer...?
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  205.  @msakbar12345  Ok abdool
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  206. Orders from Khaaaan!
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  207. Andrew, get on Alex Belfield's road show. He may be a bit miffed at having a real comedian upstaging him but you will gain even more kudos for not running away and hiding!
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  208. Typical politician's reaction!
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  209.  @borismuller86  Conveniently not firing at her as it rotates!
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  210. A couple of centuries ago, parliament was closed due to 'the great stink'. The stink came from parliament itself and has been ever since! Bazelgette's sewers still aren't good enough!
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  211. Gotta pull you up on a couple of things in your vid. The car you identified as a Lotus was, in fact, a Cooper and the photo you called a Marlboro sponsored McLaren was a BRM. Regarding Rich Energy, here in the UK their product is still not available in retail outlets (not the ones I frequent at least) yet they are now sponsoring a British Touring Car team this year. Must be another Ponzi scheme?
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  212.  @Berlitz81  The rich, the 'establishment' and any protest against the ordinary people of Britain?
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  213.  @ElCharvo  So are the remoaners!
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  214. Does anyone else remember the scene when Robert Shaw comes out of 'his house' and there is a post war, plastic bell push mounted to the doorframe?
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  215. Strange how this happened at the start of Ramadan? Whoever started it must have been very 'hangry'!
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  216. It only gets hot when the battery overheats!
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  217. More to the point, did you get bummed and how many times?
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  218. I guess that too many sycophants got sick of Miseryguts Meghan?
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  219. What's the betting that SerCo will get the contract as they seem to be the go to company for MP's to invest in?
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  220.  @petersmitham8273  He'd say nothing as it wasn't about HIM!
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  221.  @thadiggitty  Cos O'Bummer is really running the show!
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  222.  @richy5844  But Christianity is the basis of our political system!
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  223.  @darwindarwin141  Not any more, they handed all of it over to the Taliban!
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  224. I bet she insisted that all customers wore masks during the cough pandemic, regardless of whether the individual had a valid exemption whilst she didn't wear one cos she's 'speshul'?
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  225. Not my King but I agree with him on this stance!
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  226.  @chamberpot969  Rug munching!
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  227. Lying seems to be a family trait?
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  228. That's what she said!
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  229.  @blackislepeastoo  And the Irish!
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  230. She's the woman who Sargon of Arkhad said he wouldn't grape!
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  231. It's probably because her eyes follow him around the room?
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  232.  @jamesbulldogmiller  Hans Uppe!
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  233. Just 'isolated incidents' if you live in Britain!
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  234. Brother and sister!
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  235. One of my uncles thought he was a cat! He unfortunately died when he fell off the roof, trying to lick his a*se!
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  236.  @leslief6978  But most international airports, especially in the US, have a private section for VIPs and their entourage.
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  237.  @lsmoulton  A bowl? What's a bowl?
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  238. And to get the warrant they must have EVIDENCE, although I believe that the goons are not above lying and thus committing perjury!
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  239.  @kh5736  Or any western country at the moment. The UK effectively outlawed all pistols and rifles decades ago only allowing farmers and 'sportsmen' (hunters) the use of shotguns. They, of course, forgot that the criminal element have no such worries about the use of illegal firearms, typified but the drive by shooting at a funeral in broad daylight just the other day!
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  240. Quite right too! Stuck Farmer!
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  241. Of course, they don't want to expose the cess pit of British politics! They're just as bad!
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  242. Katie Price comes to mind for all the wrong reasons!
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  243.  @raypurchase801  But she has to buy 2 pairs so that she has a pair of left shoes!
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  244. Beautiful princess? He should have gone to Specsavers!
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  245. A female Jussie Smollett!
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  246. Add to all these things revealed about Sunak the fact that he looks like Roland Rat without the baseball cap!
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  247. I've voted for Nick (postal vote)
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  248. "BANG!" "OUCH!" "Where's that blood coming from?"
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  249.  @peterjones8335  It keeps OfCom happy!
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  250. Amazingly the BBC announce that they will not use advertising to pay for the 'service' yet they wholly own the UKTV channel including 'Dave' and related transmissions and they are quite willing to pocket the ad revenue gained!
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  251. It was for only a maximum of 9 months wasn't it?
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  252. You should know Sir Jim, you wrote the book on it!
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  253.  @pauls3204  Hot gravel! We couldn't afford to heat it!
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  254.  @EdwardLowe-qv6yk  "Part & Parcel" I presume?
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  255. Cos they're 'special'!🦄🌈
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  256.  @kingrobert1st  St Greta of Thunder Thighs!
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  257.  @100Mickl  'Emergency Government Measures'
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  258. "Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!"
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  259.  @kilburn1313  Bring on the Purge!
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  260.  @fraggit  Where's that £3 million you said you'd put through my bank account?
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  261. As Montgomery Burns would say, "Excellent!"
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  262.  @kevinadamson5768  When he was in Belmarsh the very first time he came out with six bags of letters and cards from patriots wishing him good luck, you muppet!
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  263. I believe that teachers are referred to as 'En loco parentes' (representing parents) where they are supposed to educate the children without bias or favour of their own beliefs. NOT fill their malleable minds with 'woke' sh*t!
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  264. We still haven't left!
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  265. Wakanda too!
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  266. And how much will it cost the taxpayer to enforce this new legislation? The HMRC investigators have to be paid, as do the bailiffs and police sent in to arrest the alleged 'offenders' and the court staff to bring them to trial. It will cost the economy very much more than £2 billion, especially if the HMRC get it wrong and persecute, sorry, prosecute someone who is perfectly entitled to their benefits!
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  267. So does this mean that there is hope for Katie Hopkins and Tommy, the Lion of Luton, Robinson?
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  268.  @williamauger-h8o  And space programs!
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  269. I remember the pub landlord telling Stammerer that he wasn't welcome and he got roughed up by the Liebour leader's 'security'! What a nice chap?
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  270.  @janwallace5005  I didn't know Major James Hewitt was our king?
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  271. They've not criticised anything for the past 5 years, at least!
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  272.  @jjefferyworboys8138  But it will prevent ALL dissent even if it is justified!
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  273. There was an attack on her by a follower of the religion of peace a few months back and he was arrested but claimed to be a Christian. Luckily that didn't wash at the magistrates court.
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  274. Luckily Tommy has bigger gonads than all these politicians and they're made of high grade steel!
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  275.  @rankobarensic  Was that constable, Sargeant, detective, inspector Peter Pisspot of Twat Valley Police?
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  276. Anywhere inside the M25 area!
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  277. He's as camp as a row of tents!
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  278. But don't mention the Falklands!
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  279. Or a Brum (Birmingham UK) screwdriver! (a large hammer or mallet!)
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  280. The critics all laughed when Lenny told them he was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now, neither is anyone else! (Respect to the late Bob Monkhouse for the joke!) They're still not laughing Lenny!
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  281. All that power and speed but what sort of range will it have at racing speeds? Battery tech isn't advanced enough yet to give any of these concepts a decent time on track, imagine running at Le Mans and only getting 4 laps before needing a recharge, 20 minutes in the pits to get enough juice then another 4 laps etc for the rest of the 24 hours?
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  282.  @elvishprincess321  That's all of them then.
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  283. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind!
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  284. Too much like hard work for them! That's if they work at all?
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  285. "Splitters!"
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  286. But only use your left hand to wipe your bum!
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  287.  @AB-C1  That's why he put 'free' in parentheses.
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  288. Remember a year or so ago when the east London commuters tore the posh toffs off the top of a tube train at Stratford station? More of this please!
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  289. Ooo! Matron!
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  290. 60 years ago most homes didn't have a proper bathroom. Galvanized tin bath in front of the coal fire if you were lucky!
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  291. "Huwhyte privilege"! But only for the very rich.
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  292. The use of an attenuator is always a good idea. As a cadet we were used to the .303 SMLE but we're introduced to the FN FAL using the NATO round. One of my mates suffered burst ear drums due to firing just 5 rounds of the FAL! Given that the new round will have such a high internal pressure will make the gun even louder using the military spec ammo but who are they expecting to go into combat against, Iron Man? I hope Ian took the opportunity to give that Spear a good clean before reassembly, that was disgusting and would have had him up on a charge in the British forces!
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  293. For a moment I thought that Donny was transitioning into Donna? Whew!
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  294. All part and parcel of living in Londonistan!
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  295. And he still doesn't know what a woman is!
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  296. I thought she was the spitting incarnation of a Cabbage Patch doll!
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  297. Whenever he looks out of the windows of number 10 all he sees is the walls of the ministry opposite, the security gates that protect him from the people and the Horseguards parade ground at the back. When he looks out of the windows at Chequers, the grace and favour house that the prime minister can use for entertaining, he sees a well manicured estate surrounded by high walls and gates to keep the riff-raff out. When he goes to his home in Richmond, Yorkshire all he sees is his immediate family and his armed security team whilst the steam rises from the surface of his new swimming pool that costs us, the taxpayers, £30k a year to heat! Therefore he NEVER sees 'ordinary' people, only the privileged few who orbit his entitlement!
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  298. James Hewitt is not the king!
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  299. Don't talk about Me-gain like that!
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  300. Unfortunately you haven't seen the state of our roads mate!
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  301. He'll be licking Donny's backside to get more money for arms but Donny will tell both sides to get to the table and work out a peace settlement tout suite.
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  302. But James Dreyfus is as camp as a row of tents, so how has he been removed from Dr Who? The whole ensemble and production team are full of the 'light footed' types and box tickers so could it be that Sarpong has put her foot down and instructed them to 'get rid of the white man'?
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  303. I bet gun Jesus had to empty his pockets after that tour?
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  304.  @jackpuppy2678  We know one was a tool maker, allegedly!
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  305. Or Groucho as he's such a clown!
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  306.  @KayoMichiels  The mechanics also used to 'relieve' themselves on the blocks!
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  307.  @jjefferyworboys8138  So how are things in the dementia ward?
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  308.  @ronaldcaravaggio6109  They'll be sailing off into the Pacific when the San Andreas fault lets go!
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  309. 🤣🤣🤣
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  310. The old boy on the left of the thumbnail looks as though he has just been told he's next in line for the job!
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  311.  @paulharries9558  Did you know that during WW2, Davos was a rest and recreation retreat for German soldiers and airmen despite Switzerland being a 'neutral' country who should have interned all 'belligerents' for the duration? Allied airmen were held in camps, although they were treated well by the Swiss but the Krauts were allowed to come and go as they pleased!
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  312. But where would I charge the damn thing when there's a power cut?
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  313.  @FatNorthernBigot  But, but, it's for the sake of 'diversity'!
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  314.  @ianrose56  What do you expect from a lawyer?
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  315. "It fell down the stairs, me lud!"
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  316. If it weighs that much it would make a good last ditch weapon! Just throw it at the enemy when you run out of ammo.
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  317.  @WeAreTheTrueMedia  They are illegal on British roads, except if they are hire bikes for some reason.
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  318. So the judicial system effectively saved Edwards from prison as he was a celebrity? Two Tier judiciary right there!
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  319.  @nickryder9669  Yet the BANK asked HIM for feedback, he didn't simply say he disagreed with the bank without invitation.
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  320. Well it did disappear 3 years ago when it was renamed covid-19!
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  321. I am hoping that they have a good supply of finest Yorkshire coal as it was all I had to eat growing up!
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  322. It's not a rude joke but when Kelly first appeared on TV her Scotch accent was so thick that they should have used subtitles whenever she opened her gob!
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  323. @FrederikPedersen-gq6nh Then why is he attending the mosque in Belmarsh Prison, troll?
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  324. You can come and cuddle my pet Andrew. It's a Great White shark that answers to the name of Tiddles!
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  325. Neither has anyone else!
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  326. Not in my effin house it isn't!
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  327. Does anyone believe that these are just 'isolated incidents' anymore?
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  328. It is OUR parliament and we have a right to see the process in action, or inaction in this case, and to make our voices heard no matter whether we like what one of our representatives say or not! The 'privilege' these snotty nosed MPs have does not entitle them to peace and quiet when they have just sold our country to the highest bidder, dragged us into wars not of our choosing or decided to ignore the evidence put before them! We are lucky that TV cameras are now allowed into the Houses of Parliament to show us what contempt the ordinary man is held to by the very people chosen by the people to represent us!
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  329. He did run for parliament and for the position of Mayor of Greater Manchester but, as usual, the sheep voted for mutton stew!
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  330. "One law for me, one law for thee!"
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  331.  @susanmills4843  Because their 'Foo-foos' get hurt if they can't show off!
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  332. Gill was a dog 'lover' too!
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  333.  @grwuk  Channel 4 is partially owned by the BBC and they are quite happy to receive their cut of the advertising revenue, which goes against their charter! So I don't pay for their TV tax, simples!
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  334. I'm just wondering what the kick was like on the NATO chambered SMLE. As an air cadet I was taken to a range every now and then to fire off .303 Enfield's and one day they gave us experience of the FAL in 7.62 as well. To me the recoil was brutal compared to the .303 and the sound deafening to the point that one of my colleagues ended up with perforated eardrums (no Health and Safety in those days!)
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  335. I heard that it was just one 72 year old virgo intacta who took her teeth out for 'encores'!
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  336.  @Etymon-jt3zw  Great idea but I imagine that the local council would revoke planning permission and liquor licences on such a venue! W⚓s!
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  337. What really annoys me is that none of her 'colleagues' tried to calm her down! It's as if they all thought "Eff that, I'm not getting involved! I might get a faceful myself!"
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  338.  @angr3819  And no arguments as to who gets the dog!
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  339. But a degree in Applied Origami or Modern Dance is only useful if they're moonlighting as drag queens or patrolling Pride minces!
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  340. Doris is testiculating again? (Waving his arms about and talking bollocks!)
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  341. Shouldn't the headline be "Rayner, back on the game!"?
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  342. It depends on who supplied the counting machines!
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  343. Burnham realises that he is not particularly liked as the mayor of the metropolitan area of Manchester and has put the ULEZ scheme on hold until he is, hopefully not, re-elected next May.
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  344.  @Marthawendy-sz2mk  There was no jury because the 'establishment' know he would have been found 'not guilty'!
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  345. Not necessarily as the licence fee could be added to council tax or a 'social media' tax. God forbid!
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  346.  @denisjoleary  Must have been Joseph Goebbels!
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  347. Just watched the same vid as BBB and the Plastic Policeman came out with so much WRONG word salad that he dug himself a bigger and bigger hole every time he tried to impose his will on the auditor. What makes the situation even more ridiculous is that the company who the auditor was attempting to video, Trillium of Huddersfield, have the whole of their estate laid bare on Google maps!
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  348.  @annoyed707  No. It's Felton, Dr Felton!
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  349. Granny had a word!
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  350.  @clogs4956  Nope, just letting the bill getting their lumps and not giving them a hand to sort out the leftwuffe and Islamists!
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  351. Julian Assange was held in Belmarsh prison, S E London, the most secure prison in Britain. This is the same prison that Tommy Robinson was sent to after a trumped up charge of 'contempt of court' was levelled against him by the Attorney General at the time. Tommy managed a few short conversations with Julian when he was allowed out for 'exercise' until Julian was moved to another cell that didn't overlook the exercise pen. This is how the British government treat 'political prisoners' who expose the lies, corruption and wrongdoing they are up to!
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  352.  @julienewman1761  And David Lammy!
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  353. I used to do that with Meccano when I was a lad in the last century. There were no Lego figures then so I improvised with Brussels sprouts and cat turds!
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  354. Or FFS-2
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  355.  @gmo4250  I saw photos of those stickers, nowhere was there any references to race hatred. They quite clearly said "We want our country back"!
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  356. There have been cases where the defendant has been abusive and threatening towards the judge, jury and even their own defense team. In such cases the judge has had the defendant removed from the court to the cells to be sentenced in their absence.
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  357. You know Ben would try to keep it!
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  358.  @Th3_Gael  Strange, the French seem to have no problems deploying them?
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  359. Who were the thugs? The police in this video flexing their 'authority' by preventing people to make their way home peacefully just because they can?
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  360.  @Beedee729  The channel is partly owned by the BBC who claim not to want to go commercial but take some of the ad revenue from C4 and UKTV (Dave)!
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  361. What? No croutons?
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  362.  @timf2279  He did say he was a SWAT team cop so I guess it was an armoured car!
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  363. "C'est pas vrai? Merde?"
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  364. Certainly in the council elections but the Mayoral elections are now first past the post so chose your candidate carefully. Nick Buckley for me!
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  365.  @jonmould2946  To save his scrawny neck!
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  366. Except this one's Ginger!
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  367. It is also a disincentive for the ordinary worker to actually go to work, be better off sponging off the state!
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  368. How about the threatening letters from the goons at TV Licencing who assume that you are guilty of watching your TV without a licence, although you may not watch ANY live broadcasts that are transmitted?
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  369.  LiamHerriot  This week's conspiracy theory becomes a fact inside 6 months!
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  370. That would be the dog house!
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  371. Did anybody see his 'performance' on Celebrity Mastermind a few years ago? What an ignorant fool he was!
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  372. Jeez Andrew! I thought you were going to tell us that you'd just been neutered!
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  373.  @harley1200davidson  He is pointing out that the RBL is a typical 'charity' that uses its funds to keep its CEO and senior officials in the lifestyle they have become used to yet ignore the very people most in need!
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  374.  @carllockpick6179  "Fire up the Quattro!"
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  375. Google 'kier' in Farsi for its meaning, all that is missing is the 2 veg!
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  376.  @frankcarter6427  Alert! Grammar Police!
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  377.  @DrRusty5  Judging by some of the BBC's latest moves it looks as though they are moving towards a subscription service. The closing down of local radio, the same for certain TV stations which are going online. But beware! It is possible that should the BBC go to a subscription service, they may then try to change the law on subscription service funding! i.e. Taking a cut from ALL subscription services to prop up their failing business model!
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  378.  @Maggy47  He looks like a well tanned Harry Rednap!
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  379. M&S have always seemed dull to me. Perhaps it's a viral infection that is spreading to the rest of of the commercial sector?
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  380. I thought Hitler lived on to become the piano/organ player for the pop duo 'Sparks'?
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  381. I heard that he filled an Olympic sized swimming pool in a couple of hours!
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  382. Mummy and Daddy will pay but let him continue his moronic attempts to save the planet because he's a nice lad and wouldn't hurt a fly, everyone else though can get stuffed!
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  383. You can afford to shop in Sainsbury's? Wow!
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  384. "Where?"
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  385.  @elisamcgowan4774  I think you were right first time with Vlod being a bum bandit!
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  386.  @dogbreaththe3rd851  Long bows are still legal but I doubt there are few people who could manage the 150lb draw weight.
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  387.  @tomrainboro  That's before Lego Head Kweer takes their pensions to pay for all the invaders!
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  388. Does he use a splint or a pump or did he use a turkey baster?
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  389. 2 inches of snow? Half an inch is enough to stop the trains and buses!
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  390.  @MarkkuS  And an exhaust emissions test!
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  391. You can always recognise Stammerer. He's the one who constantly looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights!
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  392. The 'establishment' will try it's best but social media is now so global that any attempts to shut Mayhar down will result in the government falling!
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  393. Rob Dahm also is in possession of a 12 rotor 'W' engine originally designed for marine use!
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  394.  @berniecosmos5167  As is the Saudi owned 'Independant'!
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  395.  @TheHappinessOfThePursuit  The most frightening words for anyone to hear!
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  396. No and you will be docked 2 social credits!
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  397. What they meant was that the calf tasted fine!
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  398.  @FredScuttle456  Ah but Cleverly isn't Liebour so doesn't count!
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  399. Is the 'ceremonial haggis' Wee Jimmy by any chance?
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  400. Don't try to fire it in a prone position or you'll start a bush fire!
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  401. That's why I won't let my cat out anymore and my neighbour's dog stays on his lead when I take him for a poo and a piddle! I don't want him running away when my trousers are around my ankles!
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  402. The only connection is the Crimean War and the Charge of the Light Brigade!
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  403. Code Brown day was it?
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  404. When are we going to see the Lee Anderson v Steve (Donkey) Bray fist fight? Btw, Bray is allegedly a wife beater!
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  405.  @harleyray4654  Tommy Robinson!
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  406. I bet sales are going well in Londonistan?
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  407.  @grahamking4280  Ooo! Matron!
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  408. A representative from the relevant ministry (Health I think) must be present to counter whatever Mr Bridgen states and the whole (one sided) debate must be published in Hansard.
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  409. I believe he was parachuted in due to his former life as a greedy, money grabbing banker. Perhaps he still has connections with his former pals who are imbedded with the WEF?
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  410. Looks like Harry Hewitt and Me-Gain will have to resort to OnlyFans after all?
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  411. Most of those advertising "life insurance" and "funeral plans" only use old white gammon like us! Isn't that racist or do people of different colours never die?
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  412.  @goalie40404040  Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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  413. And who is going to be in the frontline when WW3 starts?
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  414.  @simongregory4156  The bar will be on the cell window as the previous occupant went on hunger strike a squeezed out the opening!
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  415. Does anyone know where I can get a large hand displaying the middle finger? Instead of a Christmas tree, I'd string my lights around it to say 'up yours' to the snowflakes!
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  416. No way! He's quite happily sitting inside Windsor Castle being attended to by all his flunkies and the protection of the armed forces!
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  417. Or nonces?
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  418.  @antonking9652  I grew up in the 50s and remember Harold McMillan telling us that we've never had it so good. He was effin right!
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  419. Yes, it's called a 9mm parabellum!
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  420.  @WildTrek  Yes, it's a firm called Capita (Crapita in most people's minds) who also have the contract to try and enforce the BBC's TV tax by sending menacing letters and intimidating people who do not wish to purchase their product!
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  421. Looking for 'fresh meat'!
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  422. You can get a nasty 'pinch' on the soft tissue between the thumb and forefinger if you don't hold it correctly when racking up the next round!
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  423. She's also one of the rainbow flag wavers😜
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  424. @TATA The Arabs were well into maths and science before Mohamed cursed them with Islam, read history man!
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  425. Every home should have one!
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  426.  @raypurchase801  Not to mention the 'Gentleman's Relish'!
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  427. Even in Reform, which is why Farage said that there would be no deportations!
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  428.  @Djzleite  They know where you are now so start looking for a new bolt hole!
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  429.  @boota1979  Only 30% of the electorate voted Liebour, the other 70% voted for other parties and, importantly, didn't vote at all!
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  430.  @deadpanbarry5442  Or doesn't know what a woman is!
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  431. He's funnier than you!
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  432.  @mikeweston2813  OSWALD Mosely
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  433. Trying to catch Boris's eye during PM's Questions!
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  434. They're probably TVL/Crapita goons!
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  435. Perhaps Mao Tse Dung would be acceptable due to his following Marx's doctrine and freeing all his people? Er. Wait a minute.....
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  436. That sauna camo was amazing! Could only see you because of the 'censored' patch!
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  437. Shhh! There'll be more toilet paper hoarding!
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  438. They were dressed like lemons!
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  439.  @SaintWill70  Most degree holders need to only remember one phrase: "Do you want fries with that?"
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  440. And jailed for telling the truth!
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  441. Well you have Mr Potato Head to carry on insisting that every Kiwi gets the jab. All hail the new boss, same as the old boss except he hasn't got Shergar's teeth!
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  442. Certain Mexican states are very dangerous particularly along the US border but further south the people are more welcoming for the right reasons.
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  443. But he is to the 'establishment'!
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  444. Don't blame you! It's off mine too but I live here!
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  445. Did you not get diddled by the priest?
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  446. Too late pal, best end it all now!
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  447. That did Alex Belfield a lot of good!
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  448.  @jimkhana007  Not just Tories, the rest are just as bad!
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  449.  @JackieBillyTom  He has real trouble straddling that land whale!
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  450.  @pauldurkee4764  Yeah, I could do with a new hood ornament!
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  451. It's a Norwegian Blue ex parrot that has been nailed to its perch!
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  452. Or Jimmy Savile!
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  453. Just turning up and praying silently is enough to get you arrested nowadays!
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  454.  @themessenger5868  Kia Stammerer!
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  455. No, they're too big, too many and too scarey!
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  456. Nobody asked me if I wanted to pay for it!
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  457. A smelly dead horse at that!
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  458.  @ghostfacesam  3 kids say he's not, you W⚓!
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  459. Are you a BBC employee by any chance?
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  460.  @toiletrollholder  Jeez! Tice's gf? Is she registered as blind?
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  461. Acid attack!🤣🤣🤣
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  462. Sounds like Blue Origin?
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  463.  @stevenmoses5807  They'll try though!
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  464. @nellyfootlong Probably doing time for dealing drugs?
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  465.  @Nora.........  I only have a choice of Labour, Conservative, Green or Independent. The Independent candidate has at least tried to prevent the take over of green belt land by the Peel Group which is more than the so called Greens have done!
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  466. "It's Hedley, not Heddy!"
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  467. I thought NZ already had a taste of the BS with Jack Ahern in charge?
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  468. A national treasure that should be buried!
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  469. The FCA are probably complicit in this too!
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  470. It's part of 'the plan'!
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  471.  @gifthorse3675  I wonder if YT have banned any vids of people changing light bulbs or replacing batteries?
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  472. Europe isn't a country, it's a conglomerate of various space agencies that all have their own agendas. So what you get is a launch system designed by a committee! It works but takes the committee to agree on every detail before it could be of any use!
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  473. That was always part of the Rwanda deal in the first place!
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  474.  @msd5641  He's just a member and a tiny one at that, allegedly!
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  475. We used to have 10 Bob notes before decimalisation so we referred to something 'hooky' or fraudulent as bent as a 9 Bob notes.
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  476. Hasn't got the chesticles!
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  477.  @ashpollen65  Farage is one for starters!
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  478. She must be related to the Kardashians!
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  479.  @fallofdutee  The yellow hi Viz is very appropriate!
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  480.  @victordepaul1061  Leave Andrew's "ring" out of this!
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  481.  @carlsummers2316  Can't have people turning up to celebrate according to Labour, it goes against the agenda! Vote Buckley 4 Mayor!
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  482. The mind boggles!
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  483.  @iamthatiam44444  How will I spread my Marmite?
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  484. Who?
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  485.  @jameslavender5720  He never took the clot shot!
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  486. But Amber Turd can remember when her dog stepped on a bee but I doubt if she could remember which paw it was!
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  487. What is Roland Rat afraid of?
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  488.  @Joe-lb8qn  Not on my phone pal, I've just turned any track/trace apps off and any type of notifications I don't require. Come Sunday the phone will be off and in my microwave oven which will act as a Faraday cage and stop any RF signals in or out!
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  489. And that's just the blokes!
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  490. I thought the title was "Farage pulled off on air by 'Right Said Fred'!" 🤣🤣🤣
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  491.  @jamesbailey7054  Don't tell me! Let me guess? You're a local councillor?
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  492. Give them his plot number and watch them dig him up just to check that he's not watching 'Match of the Day'
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  493.  @davidmclachlan6592  And a Ginger!
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  494.  @johnross2924  What are you doing about it then instead of moaning from behind your keyboard?
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  495.  @stevetaylor8698  True, you need to be caught watching live TV without a licence first but if you refuse to pay any subsequent fine and costs you can be jailed as it is considered contempt of court.
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  496. No wonder there's a shortage of chocky digestives in Tesco's this morning!
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  497.  @Azrael1BC  Forever!
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  498. Surely brain damage is already prevalent in most of the boy racers to start with?
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  499. Are they Coca leaves? If they are it's doubly illegal. 😜😜😜
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  500. Have you ever noticed that Hitler looked like Charlie Chaplin?
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  501.  @surelynot3647  What? Every night?
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  502. I believe that Henry Ford once said, "The law is an ass!"
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  503. We can just hope that Zelinsky conscripts both of them into the front line?
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  504.  @goldiegirl7247  He won't though because his 'facts' are based on lies fed to him by Hope not Hate!
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  505. "Oh James! Do you love me?" "I'm schorry , missch Funnyfanny but you are too whyte and don't live in the Bahamasch like me! Not do you believe like I do that Scotland should be independent of the English. I don't live there becausch it'sh too wet and cold!"
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  506.  @vlad_47  Yeah......right...!
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  507. You should have asked him whether or not he was going to stand in the election or was he going to run and hide again!
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  508. I'm not white! I'm a sort of pale pink colour. Does that make me a minority? If so, Kerching!
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  509. He's after tax breaks!
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  510. Sorry, I am allowed only one vote but it is for Reform!
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  511. Glad something went hard for you!
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  512.  @rogermellie8068  Which one, or all of them?
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  513.  @arfanahmad366  Get your FACTS right Bompur!
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  514.  @nickashby4585  Or what?
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  515. Doesn't matter how good it looks, it's whether it works or not is the important thing or Jeff will have to go back to launching his sex toy into sub orbital forays!
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  516.  @MillenniaPoductions  Tomorrow will be their Judgement Day and our Independence Day!
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  517.  @perfectstorm7379  Unfortunately the court decided, despite that their was no case to answer, not to award costs to Tommy. Yet another piece of judicial Lawfare!
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  518.  @nomoneyglobal  Haters gotta hate and lie eh?
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  519.  @marcusmurphy3640  Oi! I'm old but voted but not for Liebour!
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  520.  @alwaysdisputin9930  In that case, don't use the self service tills! I've had to say it a few times when directed by supermarket staff towards self service, "I'm sorry but I don't work for this company!"
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  521. During the First World War the Germans thought that us Brits had more machine guns than we had as a well trained squad could put down fire in a 'ripple salvo' by firing up to 12 rounds per minute, each! The SMLE was a fine weapon in the right hands!
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  522. So in your opinion he isn't allowed to have an opinion? Very democratic of you, NOT!
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  523. From Lands End to John O'Groats, they'll be going back on boats!
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  524.  @DadBadGaming  Why would Trump go against the WEF by cancelling the compulsory change to electric vehicles and restart the production of petroleum products?
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  525.  @hugheffo  Yep! Now they've landed on the moon perhaps they can reimburse the UK as we have lots of homeless people who can't get a home thanks to the dinghy divers. I won't hold my breath waiting though!
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  526.  @vatsmith8759  Most of the trials were held 'en camera', i.e. no jury and no public allowed access! Call it a kangaroo court if it fits!
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  527. I thought a man with a funny moustache did that back in the 1930s? That ended well for him and millions of people!
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  528.  @thathurt  Make that the 60s as my parents tried to get on the council housing list in Newham, east London. They were told in no uncertain terms that they would probably have to wait 20 years before any housing would become available. It never did!
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  529. For a guy (or should that be gay?) bloke who was brought up in McSturgeon land he disnae sound very Scottish! Perhaps Rab C Nesbit would be better?
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  530. Andrew, it's not "Hermes", it's "Herpes"!
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  531. I'm waiting for Gun Jesus to take a fully operational "Davey Crocket" system onto the range!
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  532. So you found a couple of bob to put in the meter! Or has Bun Bun been chewing the cables again?
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  533. For 2 camels or a dozen goats?
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  534.  @johneyton5452  Bang and BOOM!
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  535. I guess it's going to have some sort of clear acrylic section so Gill's monstrosity can still be visible but it will become a target for the 'paint balling' community rather like the ULEZ cameras have?
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  536. Living up to his nickname, Roland Rat!
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  537. The more the police 'behave' like this, the less the public will support these Gestapo tactics!
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  538.  @Anti020  W⚓!
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  539. Germany launched quite a few towards the UK during WW2!
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  540. If he goes to Crown Court he can request a trial by jury but the 'establishment' has, so far, denied him that right and has been tried by 1 judge or a panel of judges. The 'establishment' know that if he had a jury trial now, he would be found 'not guilty' every time and they cannot allow that to happen!
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  541. You are probably the wrong colour!
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  542. Does this mean that I don't have to go to Japan for a degree, first dan, in Origami or Sushi preparation?
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  543. Oh dear! What a shame. Never mind? Moving on....
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  544. Telephone call: "Hello?" "Hello, Tarquin?" "Yes, who is this?" "It's James, your line manager." "Hi James, how can I help you?" "We were just wondering when we might expect you to return to the office after working from home?" "Oh! Stop bullying me! I'm putting in a complaint to HR! Boo hoo!"
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  545.  @matthewb9621  Oh so you like "some" racist jokes which makes you a "RACIST!" Go give your head a wobble, you melt!
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  546. Because he's 'a lady'?
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  547. With Andrew Bridgen too!
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  548. Just like you are!
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  549.  @mwd331  So who's paying for it? WE ARE YOU MUG!
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  550. We know Jimmy but did you bribe him with a "Jim'll Fix It" badge or slip him a length of sirloin sabre?
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  551. Perhaps the store entrance was away from the petrol station exit but I'm sure that if that were the case the CCTV coverage of the entire car park would be able to pick out the victim's car and show its movements. Then again the store would delete or 'write over' the evidence 'accidentally' to scam drivers in this way.
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  552.  @jane---489  That Eric Gill thing outside Broadcasting House would be s good start!
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  553. My eyes! My eyes! That is now imprinted upon my retinas for ever!
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  554. It's carried on into this week where people are queueing for half a mile to get into Tesco's petrol station this morning!
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  555. The judge too!
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  556. There won't be any archeologists left once Islam takes over!
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  557. At least it would help fill in the potholes that the local councils fail to repair every year!
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  558.  @boogiewookie77  Two British Warrior APC were strafed by the US forces despite displaying the agreed red identifying tarps on the top side of the vehicles. The US commanders simply shrugged there shoulders and said that they didn't expect British forces to be that far forward! More likely the pilot's of the A10 Warthogs were 'target hungry' and opened fire on anything that moved!
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  559. Just as long it is a one way ticket!
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  560. When he wanted to wear a dress! 🤣
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  561. Reminds me of an old joke: Little Johnny was known to use bad language in class and the teacher wanted to find out how good the pupil's vocabulary was coming on. So she asked them all does anyone know any words beginning with "A"? Immediately little Johnny puts up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" The teacher realising the minefield she had walked into ignored him a asked another student. "Apple" was the reply. So she carried on, does anyone know a word beginning with "B"? Again, Johnny put up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" She ignored him again and got the answer "Balloon" from another kiddy. Realising that the next letter was going to be difficult to step around she went ahead and asked the class who knew a word beginning with "C"? Yet again Johnny put up his hand, "Please miss, I know, I know!" and again she ignored him and another pupil answered "Colour" Phew she thought and went on, who knows a word beginning with "D"? Little Johnny's hand was up like a rocket, "Please miss, I know, I know!" She looked around the classroom but nobody else had their hand up and she racked her brain to think of anything that Johnny could say that was offensive so she bowed to the inevitable and asked him his word. "Dwarves, miss!" he said triumphantly. "Dwarves?" asked the teacher. "Yes, miss. Dwarves miss! You know those little c*nts!"
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  562. Can you afford to pay for legal representation to do that when the 'establishment' controls the judiciary?
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  563.  @nancyclark864  In court, on sex charges!
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  564. No, unless it directly threatens him or his family and friends!
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  565.  @Salty_Balls  She said!
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  566. The Met Police Commissioner just happens to be Sad I.Q. Khan, the mayor of Londonistan who is very unlikely to sack himself!
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  567. "How DARE you!"
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  568. I fired .303 rounds as a cadet in the Air Training Corps during the late 60s. The unopened cases were marked with the War Dept arrow and 1944. This was when the armed forces were converting to the FAL.
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  569. And probably well paid too!
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  570.  @fortuner123  Perhaps Baldwin should have checked the gun by looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger? Sure would have sorted out many problems!
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  571. I can hear Jezza complaining that it's just a Volkswagen!
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  572. Which Megain wears as ear rings on occasions!
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  573. Judge Dredd would be proud!
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  574. Gotta keep the flies off that meat!
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  575. Only a semi? Full hard here!
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  576. Has anyone else seen the latest 'Virgin Airlines' advert?
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  577. He'll have a bloody good try, though I don't think the courts would stoop that low!
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  578. Accomplished with the aid from the British taxpayers!
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  579. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! Would using CCTV to monitor bus lanes come under the same ruling as I know of people who have been fined for putting as little as one wheel across the white lines when turning into a side road?
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  580. The Chinese own large chunks too!
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  581.  @JungleJeffarnold  A leg over session with a female screw!
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  582. All part and parcel of living in an urban environment........so they tell us!
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  583. Ah, but do you get a free tattoo on your forearm?
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  584.  @JunashS  Zelinsky!
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  585. They are doing what socialists do, eff things up and blame somebody else! Come to think of it, they do exactly the same as a certain imported demographic!
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  586.  @susanmills4843  Which is why he downgraded the treason laws when he had the chance. Only Regicide (attempting to kill/ succeeding to kill the Monarchy) is the only crime to still carry the death penalty.
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  587. Corruption at the highest levels!
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  588. Or HH?
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  589. It's simple really. Send in a few modern tanks 'to even things up a bit ' and when they eventually get knocked out Zelensky screams at NATO to start WW3!
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  590. Andrew is Harry's official stunt man but draws the line at having a go on Meghan!
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  591. A Welsh schoolboy from Rwanda, allegedly!
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  592. Last time I was this early, James Bond was writing a book on ornithology in the Caribbean!
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  593. Has Leo upset Madonna again?
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  594. Does anyone remember when he dressed up and identified as a cat?
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  595.  @jazztheglass6139  Hate speech or just hurty words that triggered the policeman!
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  596. Still got them in Manchester!
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  597. And to TR!
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  598. You won't be missed.
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  599. I doubt if anyone asked them!
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  600. If you don't get it right, try, try, try again!
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  601. He won't, he doesn't give monkey's about any of us!
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  602. Is the cat ok?
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  603. He won't notice the difference between his Chevy convertible pick up and the Suzi, plus he wouldn't need the child booster seat!
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  604. No but I think they're using Amber Turd's legal team!
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  605. All the appropriate contestants are currently serving jail time!
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  606. He has no idea what a woman is despite being married to one, allegedly! Neither does Benjy Butterbum!
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  607. According to Rachel from accounts, we are!
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  608.  @annother3350  No, Anna Ryder-Richardson was a part Chinese TV 'influencer' who did things with soft furnishings and the like. She has fallen on hard times since.
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  609. Happy Burpday Louise, it was mine last Friday! 🎉💝🍷🎂🎁🍻🎉
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  610. The Met office is now based in Exeter and the likelyhood of snow there is less than in Londonistan which was as rare as rocking horse excrement!
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  611. He works for a different company, BBC Studios, the 'commercial' arm of the non-commercial BBC! How does that work when we are expected to pay the TV tax?
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  612. Dr Mark and Gun Jesus is YT heaven!
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  613. Lego Head Kweer can just eff right off!
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  614. He sees Tommy as a rival and he will do anything to put him down!
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  615. Hi Johnny, have you given up on your 'sex pest' pronoun?
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  616. It's not just the View, it's the woke films they keep churning out and expect the people to flock to the cinemas. Dead Pool is just about the ONLY film worth watching!
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  617.  @terencephillips6833  I know he had brain surgery once, it was exploratory to see if he had one!
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  618.  @ebwjehvuufsjehf  Not necessarily as about 6 months ago a pdf with worse activity online sharing also got a suspended sentence as he was 'young and easily influenced'! You couldn't make it up!
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  619. "I can't mooo!"
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  620. I love all the psychobabble coming from the mouths of the presenters of how they are doing it for 'mankind' while, in fact, they are doing it for power and money. Nothing else!
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  621. Convid jab side effect?
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  622. A year even?
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  623.  @mikeg9b  But the IDF shot them down! 🤣
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  624. "Mattress on back, ACTIVATE!!"
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  625. Amazing! The BBC reporter, Katya Adler, a Jew, speaking for the Hamas in Palestine! She should be ashamed of herself!
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  626. Has he taken into account the bending moment in a Standard Banana Unit?
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  627.  @DavidBrendan7799  Ask Alex Belfield!
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  628.  @suewilton1769  I call him Harry Hewitt!
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  629. We need to challenge Lego Head Kweer under Section 10 of the ECHR act of Human Rights. I know that most people want rid of the ECHR but, to my knowledge, it hasn't been scrapped by Liebour so we should make use of its legislation while we still can!
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  630. ☑️!
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  631. Absolutely nothing!
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  632. I have the same chills as lad watching Sputnik 1 streaking across the British night sky as it re-entered the Earth's atmosphere at the end of its life!
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  633. He doesn't have a memory chip. It's a floppy disc!
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  634. And the National Front before him!
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  635. And don't allow the victim of their bias the right of reply. Tommy was accused of 'stalking' a 'journalist', Lizzie Dearden when she told him at virtually the last minute by a text message that she was about to publish a hit piece against him and 'wanted him to give a statement refuting what she had written'. He tried his utmost to get in touch with her by text, email, phone etc but she avoided any communication with him. He then found out her address, a secure block of flats with security, and tried to get her to talk to him to no avail. He left the area but Dearden contacted the police and said that Tommy was stalking her by visiting her address, ONCE! Later Tommy was convicted of stalking and an injunction was made that he should not contact, approach or otherwise harass this person again, even to the point of mentioning her name on social media or print. She, on the other hand, has constantly published lies and falsehoods against Tommy at present amounting to over 200 articles in the Independent newspaper and other publications! Who is the real stalker?
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  636. It got Alex Belfield five and a half years in prison for doing less!
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  637.  @Kenny-Somafunk  Nice to see that you have got a day out from the asylum!
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  638. Is Dictator Dan going to be launched into orbit or do his ears prevent the rocket exceeding Max Q?
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  639. Monty Python's lawyers are on the phone but I can't answer it as I ate the screen for breakfast. 5 years ago!
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  640.  @gees-slops  I didn't know that France was at war! With what country?
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  641. In the words of M Punch, "That's the way to do it!"
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  642. It is also the slippery slope into a Fascist State!
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  643.  @chanjackie2299  Give it a rest mate! Can't you think of another comment?
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  644. Didn't end well for Watt, did it?
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  645. That's some rough toilet paper though, just one rung up from the Izal stuff that was so stiff it gave your sphincter paper cuts!
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  646.  @Yatagurusu  Where did he tell his supporters to come with face coverings, you effin liar?
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  647.  @sassythesasquatch1571  Of course you had to check that the 'water' was water, not urine, first! The Maxim/Vickers had a tendency to boil over quite rapidly so Tommys used to was into the water jacket when it got too hot!
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  648. Will that start with the gang in Westminster?
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  649.  @chrisdyer6370  Diplomatic heavyweight? The guy who promised to follow the will of the people during the Brexit referendum and promptly resigned when the vote didn't go his way? Don't make me laugh!
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  650. If the cones were exactly on the line I would agree but they were foot or so beyond it so allowing room for motorcyclists, pedal bike riders, e-bike and e-scooter riders to pass safely whilst filtering.
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  651. Because the Gestapo are a law unto themselves!
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  652. The obvious 'scammers' are the ones who claim to be 'John' or 'Sarah' but have an Asian accent!
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  653.  @robdalton4349  Diane Abbacus!
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  654. Not me!
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  655. I can quite believe Marianna Spring's alleged current condition.
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  656.  @thembanimdlalose5229  In the State's people have been putting Chevy LS3s in MX5s for years. Admittedly not as heavy as the TDi but not far away! They also fit quite well with little fettling!
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  657.  @cazrealist1  Or kier in Farsi! (a male member, without the two veg!)
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  658. To be honest, Hislop's criticism probably went well above his head like it did when he was playing for England!
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  659. In the present day with the two tier policing and justice system we are ALL at risk!
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  660.  @keithdavies1395  Banks and morals are an oxymoron!
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  661.  @atmywitsend1984  You mean Guy Gibson's pet Labrador in 'The Dambusters' don't you?
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  662. The FAA itself said that the majority of the requirements had already been addressed and only 6 remained to be implemented but they referred to future launches.
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  663.  @caphowdy666  Even St Terry of Wogan was on the take!
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  664. He nearly did when a bus full of passengers crossed the cycle lane he was using to turn on its route. Vile actually accelerated to make the event look more dramatic. If he had just slowed a little he would have been in no danger at all! 'Always give way to the bus!' used to be the safety slogan! Now it seems to be 'Always give way to the self important, entitled twat on a noncey bike!' There! I said it!
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  665. What I want to know is if Oscar still has the bullet hole in the floor after Clarkson shot it?
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  666.  @hairyairey  Yes but it's not efficient or cost effective. I bought an HP printer and signed up to there 'replacement' scheme at £1.99 per month. When the cartridges got to a low level HP was supposed to send replacements automatically. Although I didn't abuse their system, the replacements didn't arrive and, despite using HP branded products to keep me going, I received an email telling me that the cartridges were not recognised! I guess HP no longer want anyone's custom?
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  667.  @jacquiaba9132  Strange? Not so long ago the pundits were saying that Reform would struggle to just ONE seat! With a new, dynamic leader in Nick Tenconi, their rise will eclipse Reform in months!
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  668. Many years ago I was in the Air Training Corps and had regular range sessions with .22 and .303 rifles and other weapons. When I got older I thought that maybe I should join a gun club and get myself some form of firearm. Then I thought to myself, "Can I trust myself to be calm and chilled out knowing that I had the power of life and death over another human being, no matter how threatening and obnoxious they were?" I decided I didn't have the chops to exercise that right and duly put that dream to bed. Nowadays it seems that the police have not taken those thoughts to heart but want to be the next John Rambo, Judge Dredd and Billy the Kid rolled into one!
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  669. But a whack around the head from an overzealous Gestapo drone has a rather impressive chance of changing your mind!
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  670.  @sichere  Looks like someone got her first!
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  671. The turd that won't flush!
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  672. The prisons are full so where should we put them? There was a huge barge berthed in the Weymouth area until recently. It would be ideal but has already been condemned because it might have given its intended inmates 'Legionnaire's Disease!
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  673. Can you explain the success of John Oliver then? A prat of a man who couldn't make it in Britain as a comedian but is feted like the 2nd coming of Christ in the US!
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  674.  @davidf6326  Ooo! Matron!
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  675.  @briansavage1408  That isn't hard for them to do!
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  676.  @stevew6138  The silly thing was that Gert Frobe couldn't speak English so his dialogue was dubbed during editing.
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  677. East End Londoners used to have the Pearly Kings and Queens but they seem to have become a distant memory since the opening of the immigration flood gates.
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  678.  @RotGoblin  A Brum screwdriver usually works, commonly known as a 5lb lump hammer!
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  679. I have no problem with Gollies, when I was a toddler I had one that I took everywhere with me. It was loved and respected. The only problem I see is that the pub has them, seemingly, hanging by the neck!
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  680.  @6581punk  Don't give him ideas ffs!
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  681. Same here pal! Pity we don't have a 2nd amendment like the US does.
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  682. I nominate Allison Hammond as she has such a good grasp of how to boo boo when she gets criticised!
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  683.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  Nor, it seems, can he remain friends with either the Jewish or Muslim communities!
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  684. Sorry Nick but the sound on this series of vids is too low. On the good side, I got my postal vote papers today and you have one vote at least. As for the council election, only one of the candidates had a British sounding name but was the Green candidate, all the rest were sandrats so I spoiled my vote!
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  685. He already is!
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  686. Not much difference then?
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  687. Who? Rishi Sunak wasn't elected!
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  688.  @CaFe73100  If they have any sense they'd refuse him entry!
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  689.  @darrengallagher4385  Just as Khan said, "Part and parcel....."
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  690. Tools are not normally designed to do more than one job!
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  691.  @HJDore  Proofing? Who needs proofing. Elbonians can take it!
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  692.  @peterdixon7734  The Yanks did. Twice!
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  693. The Met Office is now located in Exeter!
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  694. Prof. Brian Cox should be ashamed of that dirge!
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  695.  @fiangopekin446  Who's truth?
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  696. I do believe that the helicopter that the president of Iran was being flown in had an Elbonian pilot but he had only been trained for suicide missions!
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  697. I guess that they are afraid of losing their positions at the trough rather than being ordinary citizens again?
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  698.  @danatate8803  Others? What others? Nothing was coming from the other direction as it was what we call a dual carriageway, there being an identical carriageway on the other side of the divider for traffic driving in the other direction. Should the rider have come across the actual road works I'm sure he would have had the sense to merge to avoid any potential obstruction. It wasn't as if he was speeding past the stalled traffic so I guess he was very aware of what was happening. A pissed off cop with nothing better to do!
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  699. Nice! Like walking into a room full of armed enemies with an open light source is a great idea, what could possibly go wrong?
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  700. I filled in my postal vote for the local council election today. Four out of five candidates (including the only 'independent') were sandrats, the only candidate with an English sounding name was the Green candidate! Needless to say I spoilt my ballot paper!
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  701. Yay! Keef has returned to his given surname! Been far too long since we have heard from him! You've got my vote Keef!
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  702. Dove has just released a new deodorant called 'Andrew P'. Not sure if the 'P' stands for Prince or Paedophile?
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  703.  @chriswatts1680  Motorised means being able to move under its own power, be it electric or an ICE. A bicycle needs a rider to make it move. So, essentially your argument about children is nonsense!
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  704. Most of them are the same whatever colour badge they wear.
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  705. I remember back in the day when I supported West Ham Nil, we had a black player, Clyde Best who was constantly barracked by the fans and he seemed to thrive on it. At one match the barracking started when said player touched the ball and loud 'monkey noises' were being made by someone just behind me. I looked round only to find it was a black guy I worked with! This BLM crap was thought up by militant marxists to keep races apart and foster hatred, mistrust and eventually violence against each other. In my mind All Lives Matter regardless of race, colour or creed!
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  706. So is the tart who threw it!
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  707. Is she going back on the game again? What's the difference between Stammerer's normal face and his grumpy face? Anyone? No?
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  708.  @chriscurtain1816  Or pay for the police from the public purse and council tax precept!
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  709.  @stitchlover633  Coventry has suffered enough, perhaps John O' Groats might be better?
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  710. I thought the headline read "Biden pulls out of Alf Ghanistan"!
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  711. If it goes through the official government website, it has to go before a 'selection committee' for approval. Given the state of the present 'establishment', I doubt that such a petition would be found acceptable!
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  712.  @russellwilliams1163  Or even British history!
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  713. I've heard that Doris and Sunak want to go water-skiing tomorrow!
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  714. There's quite a few more like him still within the party! It's a wonder he didn't stand for the National Front or the BNP back in the 70s!
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  715.  @simongrushka983  Yes as it pertains to the problem!
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  716. Is it just me or does Sunak look remarkably similar to Roland Rat?
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  717.  @matthewb9621  Just as "Love Thy Neighbour" was also a dig at racism but people in their millions watched and laughed out loud!
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  718.  @Buster_Piles  It swallows too, allegedly!
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  719.  @FunnyBunny-pd5xx  More like taking the water!
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  720.  @rymic72  As long as you check that it isn't produced by the same Belgian based conglomerate that in turn is owned by BlackRock!
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  721.  @josepherhardt164  That question would be ignored by a true Englishman and you will find yourself in a fight with a true Irishman!
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  722. Even with that benefit, his son failed dismally!
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  723. They think they do!
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  724. Regicide, she shook hands with the Queen! Haven't you seen the last Bond film and how Blofeld died?
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  725. Not just Starmer, I bet Sunak would have done the same if he'd still been in power!
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  726. After his recent case, ask Tommy Robinson what he thinks of the 'legal system'!
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  727.  @moore4807  But she got on her knees for them!
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  728. "Ooo! Parva spray! Gotta find a situation where I can try it out with no comebacks!" says Lesbian Nana!
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  729.  @ApostleOfZeus199  Diddle kids?
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  730. @John-t2v Orders! They are only following orders! Where have I heard that before and what became of those who did?
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  731. "Don't tell him, Pike!"
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  732.  @themcfunnel  Earlier versions of the SMLE were used in the Great War (1914-18) and was so good that the Germans thought that the British had many more machine guns than they actually had. When a squad of Brits laid down fire upon a particular target it was like a maxim gun!
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  733. Compulsory Purchase Orders are just around the corner. If you live in a house with more than 3 bedrooms that could easily home 5 dinghy diver families then you're luck just ran out!
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  734. Or a sliding ammo rack?
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  735. Or a Christian church, claiming that he has converted to Jesus!
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  736. Just enough to pay for a current TV licence if you're stupidly paying for one!
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  737. Surely Primark would do?
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  738. Surely the only people who read the Grauniad are BBC employees?
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  739. Yup, just take a look at our government as a whole!
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  740.  @CouncilOfWolves  Only if they've got loads of jelly and ice-cream and oodles of lemonade!
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  741. Rose West?
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  742. @PJMack- You should know, Kermit!
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  743. Not only the M52 was closed down due to political pressure from the septics, they also had a hand in the cancellation of the TSR2, the most formidable strike aircraft ever built using non-digital computer systems.
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  744. I remember when I was I at secondary school and we had a fit young lady to teach us French. At the time the mini skirt was in vogue and she used to sit on the front of her desk swinging her legs! Unfortunately she was only with us for one term as during the summer break she went skiing in Switzerland, broke both her legs and married her ski instructor!
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  745.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  He wasn't eating a burger again, was he?
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  746. I had a message from my neighbour's daughter that started 'Hi mum! I've just broken my phone so can you call my friend's number on ##########. The point is that my neighbour uses my number as an emergency contact as she is profoundly deaf so for me to get a message to call a random number was an immediate red flag. As it happens I went to my neighbour to tell her what had happened only to find that she was talking to her daughter in a Zoom chat at that very moment!
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  747. About 33%!
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  748. Very true but he seemingly didn't look after his personal health. So sad he has gone.
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  749.  @unknownguy-le1hr  What brain?
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  750.  @andyxox4168  I bet you tell all the ladies that?
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  751. Gotta pay for the Scooby Doo somehow!
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  752.  @Smegheid  Only if it is equipped with a surgical glove!
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  753. During a TV interview, Rishi was blindsided by a question about his billionaire wife's involvement with a company that has £500,000 worth of assets in Moscow which is still trading despite everyone else supposedly being asked to implement 'sanctions' against Russia. The look on his face whilst he struggled to come out with a plausible answer was very telling. Either he didn't know of her 'investments' or he did but didn't want to admit to it! So he said "What has my wife's financial arrangements got to do with the reason I am here?" What a total bag of 💩!
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  754. Jealousy as they know that even Farage at his best could never gather such an audience!
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  755. Being called Far Right is now a badge of honour!
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  756. I remember when Ronnie Reagan started to 'lose it'. He realised his problems and had a good family around him so he went with dignity and loved.
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  757. I thought he was a choir boy from the valleys?
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  758.  @generationkilled  The missus does that to me all the time!
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  759. Yes the 'P' is silent as in bath. Something that nobody will talk about!
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  760. Before I retired I used to work for a laundry driving a 7.5 tonne lorry around various hotels and clubs in London. On one occasion I was in the Park Lane area doing multiple drops and collections and my manager was phoning me every 5 minutes to ask if I had done X job yet then calling me back to tell me to forget X and go to Y, then calling me to ask why I hadn't done X yet! This went on for about an hour, most of the time when I was parked up doing the job. Eventually, though, the idiot calls up as I was coming around Marble Arch and I picked up the phone and told him to "F*CK OFF!" When I looked down I saw a motorcycle cop signalling me to stop. It resulted in 3 points and a fine and have never used a phone whilst driving since!
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  761. I received an 'election booklet' from the elections office of Bury Council which gives the ins and outs of voting rights in the forthcoming Mayoral and local elections. In the centre of the booklet, each candidate has been given a double page spread to put forward a basic manifesto that they hope to win the election on. Burnham has used the pages to tell us what he should be doing anyway, not how he can improve the Manchester scene. He also uses lots of large, print and individual paragraphs to space out the page so he doesn't have to promise anything new. I also noted that instead of placing the candidates in alfabetical order, they have put the Lib Dumb gay candidate first followed by Burnham, then the Green Party, then the CON party followed lastly by Nick Buckley. It seems that whoever edited and composed this section has tried to influence the electorate by putting Nick hidden away at the tail end as most people will just scan the first couple of candidates and not read beyond that.
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  762. That's not a nice way to describe the missus! Who's going to warm the bed up for you and sleep in the damp patch?
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  763.  @YvonneCairns-c9u  That should be interesting when it is addressed to the 'Legal Occupier'?
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  764. To keep 'within the law' regarding his solitary confinement, I would suggest that the 'establishment' will shift him from prison to prison yet keep him in isolation, not to keep him 'safe' but to try to break and humiliate him. As far as the prison service is concerned, they are 'doing their job' by keeping him in solitary for the maximum of 2 weeks but moving him to another prison to start another cycle of solitary until he has served his sentence.
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  765.  @SpartasEdge  There was a cyclist who saw the advert to 'wear something white at night' so he put on everything white that he had. White cagoule, white trousers and shoes. He got run over by a snow plough!
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  766. A couple of dog walkers by all accounts. The police couldn't find their own backsides in the dark!
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  767. Preferably on TV as they plough into the ground over Buck House when Charlie Turd is finally, officially made King!
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  768.  @Reman1975  The BBC ARE the fount of the bullshit!
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  769. Then why hasn't Hunt's bank accounts been closed?
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  770. Looks like a Ford Escort to me!
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  771.  @sallymerrell4491  In the UK they don't turn up but STILL get paid!
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  772. No 💩, Sherlock!
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  773.  @johnholmes5674  Or Manchester!
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  774. I'm 74 this year and I hope I live a lot longer than Chaz the Turd💩!
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  775. DEI recruitment!
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  776. He wasn't one of the usual suspects.
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  777. Yes! I am shocked! SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked!
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  778. As long as America holds on to the base Diego Garcia there I doubt if anyone will challenge them!
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  779. It's gone from 'Prince Harry's Court' to 'Prince Harry's caught'!
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  780.  @aprilpringle6570  Yeah! Just take a look at Nancy Pelosi!
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  781.  @drd6416  And boy has she got a big one!
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  782.  @euanhaig4422  They'd probably join Hamas!
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  783.  @myfavorite997  W⚓, you are pedaling very old lies!
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  784. No, it's an oxymoron with an emphasis on the last two syllables!
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  785. Replace the 'gr's with a 'c' and you would be more accurate!
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  786. The fact that the driver was over the central line automatically makes him/her guilty. Not only that, he/she should be subject to the death penalty for speeding in a Peugeot s*it box!
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  787.  @elainefisher747  I thought she was the union bike?
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  788. That goes for both faiths!
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  789. Oh, Renee!
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  790. I am! ROFL!
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  791. 0.001 About that of an amoeba!
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  792. The BBC buys 20,000 copies of the Grauniad daily!
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  793. He's changed his name by deed pole to Floofabaht because the snowflakes felt threatened by his surname!
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  794. The only satellite that had a chart topping pop tune named after it performed by 'The Tornados'! The tune was once described as sounding like a very seedy and run down ice skating rink!
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  795.  @frankielov  No! I'm Spartacus!
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  796.  @The-Saxon  Add that ponce Burnham to the list!
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  797.  @kamilszadkowski8864  Ah, the good old Heidelbergs!
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  798.  @mrkeogh  So did Sleepy Joe!
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  799. I thought all the comedians they had 'dirt' on were dead? Syd James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtry, Jimmy Edwards, Frankie Howerd, Ken Dodd, Bob Monkhouse etc. I guess they are going after Russell because he's a 'mouthy' East ender who upsets the snowflakes but, even worse, he supports the 'unfashionable' West Ham United! COYI! ⚒️
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  800. Being 'shadowbanned' means that you're striking fear into the hearts of the offended woke W⚓s, Andrew. Keep up the good work mate and drive them even more mad!
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  801. She's rearranging her shoe collection!
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  802. He changed his name from Cheese to avoid any possible link with Hitler!
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  803. I was waiting for his earphones to go 💥💥!
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  804.  @brianwhite4672  Proof please or are you just mouthing off?
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  805. I'm wondering if they are using a version of the 'Coanda effect' that was banned a few years back when the exhaust gases were used to increase air flow to the rear of the car and thus up the downforce? Although this is to a different part of the bodywork, it probably has a similar result.
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  806. Is Khan going to magically convert the 'scrapped' cars to left hand drive?
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  807. 9 seconds late then! No cigar.
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  808. The 'establishment' are hoping that the public will forget all about it so they don't get accused of 'islamaphobia' and 'waycism'!
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  809. I'm only sorry for the passing of LILT though!
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  810. Most people ARE idiots!
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  811. Are you the Master of the Stools and have a brown tongue?
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  812.  @QueenEra33  Mo Hamhead
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  813. I'm expecting a goon from Crapita to turn up to beg me to buy a TV licence or I will go to jail that day!
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  814.  @susanhorne2143  Who's Tony? Tony B.Liar?
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  815. War crimes were committed by all sides during WW2. Notable were the execution of Whermact soldiers caught wearing US uniforms during the Battle of the Bulge by the captors. I'm not condoning it but it did happen.
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  816. It doesn't! That comes under the control and use of noxious substances when a member of the Gestapo feels threatened!
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  817. Daddy Hewitt you mean?
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  818.  @rosiefay7283  A couple of years ago, during the winter olympic games, the tune was used as an interlude between medal ceremonies! Every time I heard it I thought Dr Mark would pop up and give us some 'interesting facts' about some obscure fascist who was captured in the area!
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  819. Us members of the Elbonia (UK) minutemen look forward to such deliveries!
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  820. Daddy's money?
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  821. Your handing it over Hammond? Do you want it back in one piece? Are you completely insane? Now having watched the video, yes you are completely insane! 🤣🤣🤣 Despite what Hamster and Captain Slow say, that Maserati looks the dog's doodahs!
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  822. Bland?
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  823. "MEGAIN! The corgi's shat on the Persian rug again!"
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  824. So it didn't star in the original Star Trek film then?
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  825. And Mercedes, Range Rover and Audi drivers!
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  826.  @frankgesuele6298  Neither did L S Lowry but he did alright!
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  827. It's nice when daddy's company pays for it all!
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  828. No but they might visit you in hospital to offer their condolences for not stopping the knife attack then arrest you for being an unsuspecting target for the stabby man!
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  829. Is this man advocating the start of WW3?
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  830. He's Gun Jesus not Gun Allah!
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  831.  @daveworthing  I thought he got one for eating crisps?
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  832. Chas the Turd only got those ranks because of who he is not because of any ability to lead men or show any sign of doing so! As for the chest full of medals they are given out like sweets to the RF, even Princess Anne has enough to make her walk in circles and she never saw service of any kind! Not my King!
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  833.  @JJintheUK78  No shit Sherlock!
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  834. Yes, but they also shot a couple of dogs the other day cos they were 'scared' of them! So what chance do any of us have if we get mouthy in front of armed police?
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  835. He looked like that the day he got the job!
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  836.  @bettyheerema3028  Those in the cemeteries would disagree!
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  837. But beware of the square broomhandles!
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  838.  @shugieshugied2269  From what I saw of the MP's body language he was in the victim's face whilst the victim stood relaxed with his arms by his sides. Obviously we don't know what was said before the MP lashed out so we can't make any assumptions as to what the victim said.
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  839.  @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing  😜😜😜
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  840. It is history and it must be told or someone else will make the same mistakes and plunge the world into chaos again. The Democrats seem to be doing a fine job of repeating those mistakes!
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  841. He wants an upgrade with a gold bath, taps and toilet!
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  842. There's a lot of it about!
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  843. Another bozo who thinks all high tech is beneficial to society! What happens if your phone has run out of charge or you have left it at home while you go to the shops? At least having a card in your wallet/purse can prevent being accused of driving without a license!
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  844. Plenty of them in the Houses of Parliament but they aren't funny, they're effin sinister!
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  845. I guess it's because it is a prototype rather than a production model that's had all the bugs worked out.
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  846. So when I told the police that a man armed with a gun had entered my home and the police told me "Sorry but we don't have any officers to deal with it!" was it wrong of me to ring them back and tell them, "It's ok! I overpowered him and shot him with his own gun!"?
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  847. @SubtraxionStudio I am not a rioter, so you don't speak for me, subhuman!
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  848. If you can afford to!
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  849. The charge is actually £15 including VAT!
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  850. Good, we might have a stable society if Reform is elected to power!
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  851.  @MrReubenTishkoff  If you're really unlucky, a taxidermist!
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  852.  @Diehydro  "Let me show you my leetle frien!"
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  853.  @JulieMalone-oy1ll  Don't hold your breath!
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  854. Or Marx and Sphincter?
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  855. Turn it into a coffee table like Jezza did with the V12!
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  856. In his underpants!
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  857.  @lea-anne9133  Knock knock! Who's there? Huw! Huw who? Huw will be going to jail!
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  858. What would you replace them with?
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  859.  @johnkitching2248  By releasing them early because Lego Head Kweer breached the ECHR code of Human Rights!
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  860. Because he is a gay icon?
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  861.  @paulineashcroft1485  Computer says no!
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  862. How do you translate a stupid cackle?
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  863.  @nolowputts  What a'W⚓'!
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  864.  @derekheeps1244  It could have been Japanese?
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  865.  @ptatpc7925  At least his favourite comedian, Charlie Chaplin, out lived him!
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  866. Ever thought of saddle holsters like the US cavalry?
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  867. I'm about halfway through this book and so far, it doesn't disappoint.
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  868. She's staying with Alex's relatives.
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  869.  @CIMAmotor  Or a conveniently placed mirror!
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  870. Probably enough to keep his swimming pool heated all year round for the next 4 decades!
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  871. Rich kid showing off is all.
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  872. I guess she wanted to watch "Legally Blonde" again?
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  873.  @davideyres955  The best any member of parliament can say is that the opponent was 'being economical with the truth'.
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  874. Don't complain, you were warned!
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  875.  @EagerSnowyOwl-qx5wx  And streaky bacon, and pies, and ice-cream!
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  876. Must have put that one through to show how thick people are living outside of the London bubble!
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  877.  @paulchadwick9419  Oh dear! How are you going to stop us, fool?
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  878.  @davidgavin7280  Initially Tommy didn't play the documentary, an American company did and it was not under the restrictions set down by British law. Thus Tommy, in person, hasn't breached the injunction. How the American company got hold of a copy of the documentary is subject to American law not British so, again, Tommy cannot be held responsible for it's distribution. Everyone knows that the internet is capable of making certain streams go 'viral' and I, myself, viewed the documentary from the American source. Does that mean that I am guilty of 'contempt of court' too? As for the second showing of the documentary earlier this year, technically Tommy is guilty but due to the way that the injunction was posted by email I would suggest that that could have come via Hate not Hope's offices rather than a judge in chambers so I would have no faith in it being a real court order.
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  879. I hear that they've already lined up the Academy Award for 'Best Stuntman' for next year. It'll be Jada Pinkett-Smith's boyfriend for 'standing' in for Will Smith in the bedroom scenes!
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  880. Royal family my arsenal!
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  881. 1st dog!
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  882.  @channelchin8911  But NASA is getting nasty about SpaceX and refusing to let them launch in case a failure destroys the pad. Of course the fact that SLS will use the same pad and has yet to fly is neither here nor there but it, too, could fail and do as much damage. NASA are not letting SpaceX fly until SLS is successful so we may have to wait a very long time for Starship to go up.
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  883. 'Bottom line'. I see what you did there! 🤣🤣🤣
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  884.  @EdMcF1  Don't be so naive, drivers are always held responsible for accidents involving cyclists. It's a wonder that the driver in this case hasn't been held partially responsible for this tragedy but I bet his insurance premium has gone up!
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  885.  @Philistine47  I say "Rotary"!
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  886.  @fractionaldebtisfraud2187  I was due a 'visit' on August 10th but they didn't show. Perhaps I should send them a letter threatening to charge them for keeping me inside my home for 16 hours waiting for the goons? I think £3000 per hour should cover the cost!
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  887. Probably his cousin!
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  888. In this case it's Lens Lease!
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  889. His own side!
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  890. I guess he didn't have the copyright to "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" music though?
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  891. And he doesn't break out in a sweat doing it!
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  892. It's ok as long as he doesn't get an inkling of winning and does another runner! Remember that although he portrayed himself as a 'man of the people', then called the ordinary people who supported him drunken, tattooed, knuckledraggers and went into hiding, leaving UKIP in the lurch!
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  893.  @AlecHolton-gj3fh  Already stolen by another YT stream mate!
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  894.  @lizaburberry1543  Well Stammerer did get a "Jim'll Fix It" medal when he was younger!
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  895. The judge, Mr 'Justice' Saini, probably received a fat envelope with the BBC logo on it just before the trial started!
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  896. He's retired now and his only income seems to be advertising Quorn and Oral B toothbrushes so he comes up with this bogus sob story to stay relevant. A bit like Linaker claiming that he was a little bit 'blackish'!
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  897. If he's painting the underside perhaps it should include the sign "Other Way Up!"
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  898. @@RollerballRocco-wr8zq The 'establishment' didn't think that the electorate would vote for either so they've changed the counting 'methods' since.
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  899.  @tt-ew7rx  Yes, the operator could hide under it when it was raining!
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  900. He probably knows what an 'iron' is during his infidelity with his first wife!
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  901.  @MsStack42  War & Peace would be a good starter followed by all three Lord of the Rings triology, after that maybe a Chinese telephone directory?
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  902.  @laurielaurie8280  Just like Joe!
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  903. Didn't he also claim for rebuilding his 'duck house' too?
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  904.  @fuertewelly  You!
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  905. HUGE ones!
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  906.  @VMM34  Yes, a summary trial to go over the facts so that the law is seen to work.
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  907. The Elbonians are now saying , "So that's where our order went?"
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  908. At least his brother, Tim, is funny!
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  909. "I am not a number! I am a free man!" Do sit down and shut up number 6!
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  910. Nick has said that he will put it to a referendum for the people of Manchester to decide whether to keep the office of mayor and he will stand down if the vote is to get rid! Does that sound like a guy who just wants the money and is power hungry?
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  911. They bombed our chippy!
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  912.  @jamesbarbour8400  He once rode down a cobbled street and said he had never come that way before but would now consider it part of his daily route!
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  913.  @radman8321  What do you like about being forced to stay in what is effectively an open prison that you have pay for? You will NOT be allowed to go outside of your designated area without permission. You will NOT be allowed to drive a private motor vehicle within said area unless you pay for the equivalent of a ULEZ charge nor travel outside your area without special permission. Nor would you be allowed to go on holiday abroad if your Credit Score is too low! Don't you see where this is going or haven't you read Orwell's "1984" yet?
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  914. I bet Huw has had many a 'happy ending'? His home office must look like a recycling plant with all the used tissues piled everywhere?
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  915. A Wellington with a 12 ft wingspan? Are you sure? I guess you are also borderline dyslexic to as the hull of an aircraft is called a Fuselage not a Fuselige!
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  916. Did she 'black up' for the part or was it done by CGI, which she also invented, post production?
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  917. When are we going to get the Jayne rocket?
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  918. Still got the option in my local Tesco so not a problem at the moment. They are trying to push the 'self service' angle though by closing the regular tills and some Karen telling people to use the automated tills. Tried it with me and I shut her up with "Sorry but I don't work here!"
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  919.  Lee harry enty  Unfortunately as far as guns go it is down to the last person who handled it as to whether it is safe or not. As far as injections go, why the hell did Big Pharma secure a global blanket ban on prosecution for malfeasance?
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  920. Gordon fancies Greta! Gordon fancies Greta!
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  921.  @bluestreak2701  Me too! No I haven't been sexually abused by a celeb either!
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  922. I should imagine that Norton would only grab a bag snatcher if he was looking for some rough trade?
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  923. As Kia Stammerer would say, "What's a woman?"
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  924. Next to the pig farm and the sewage works?
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  925.  @maziyark.h7277  Perhaps that is the plan?
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  926. He's in a Village People tribute band!
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  927. I thought the headline was "Kia Stammerer breaks wind!" Much more appropriate!
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  928.  @annewarrell748  Enriching Khan!
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  929. I see what you did there!
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  930. Clarkson's saving grace is that he once punched Piers Morgan in the face!
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  931. Perhaps this is the "relaunch" they've been going on about? It would be worth watching then!
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  932.  @commoncriminal923  Tell gun Jesus that!
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  933. Did he boil to death in his own sweat?
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  934.  @0Er0  I have always imagined that Liebour and the CONs as the cheeks of the same arse with the Lib/Dumbs and Greens as the brown starfish in between! All proposing similar political ideas yet simply leaving the populace in the 💩
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  935. Those radical Christians again!
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  936.  @gadipollack5578  Certainly the Palestinians do!
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  937.  @gipgap4  I wonder if he is confident that he will retain his seat?
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  938. At least Dead Pool is faf. All hail Dead Pool!
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  939. Philistine!
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  940. This event took place AFTER the service when the police 'kettled' about a hundred people on the ramp to Westminster Bridge outside Portcullis House. Obviously, intimidation from the police led to this fracas as they wouldn't let the patriots from South London to go home!
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  941.  @graveperil2169  What? They've nuked Salisbury? Must have done all of £5 worth of damage?
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  942. Ah! Diddums!
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  943. Shalom!
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  944. I thought that the red sections of the main rocket were rust as the thing has been in storage for so long!
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  945. Couldn't happen to a better candidate. I hope she does some serious time inside!
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  946. Many years ago I went to RAF Chivenor as an Air Cadet which was then a Fast Jet Conversion School for pilots who had just graduated from flying Jet Provosts. They had mainly F mk6s and T mk7s trainers to bring them up to speed. During a tour we visited the flight simulator which was a Hunter cockpit recessed into a housing where even the instructors would be put through their paces. The officer in charge told us a tale that only a few weeks earlier he had to ground one of the instructors. He had flown a perfect pattern, had intercepted and destroyed the supposed target and returned to base without problem, except that he hadn't adjusted his altimeter settings and 'landed' the simulator, perfectly, 250ft underground!
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  947. What was that song that Liebour used as their publicity theme? You know, the one that professor Brian Cox performed in? "Things Can Only Get Better!".....Right?
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  948. Oh dear! What a shame! Never mind!.......Anyway, moving on....
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  949. Gina Campbell seems to have made a good living off the back of her late father and now wants everything for free!
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  950. A good career move!
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  951. Totally unemployable!
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  952.  @nonoyorbusness  Sunak "You can smell them from here!"
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  953. It's not a boy band!
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  954.  @BrianMartin-ox2ru  "Anything but the whip!" "Anything?" "The whip! The whip!"
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  955.  @jenny2tone242  Go cry somewhere else!
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  956. In this case it falls at Biden's doorstep but he doesn't even know what day it is and just wants his ice cream!
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  957. Even the odious Jeremy Vile claimed it wasn't him so he must have few skeletons well hidden?
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  958.  @trevorhoward2254  A Welsh presenter, newsreader and Royal Correspondent. That narrows it down to just one person. Not Rhod Guilbert though!
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  959.  @WingBroJoseph  The right to bear arms against a tyrannical government isn't working out too well is it?
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  960. Another 'non-pink' person elevated to a position of power within the Cabinet! Will anything get better with this formally disgraced person in charge of things? Of course it won't!
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  961.  @garyparsons5939  And the snivel serpents!
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  962. Well some parts of Britain are changing into little India and Pakistan so they'll be used to it!
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  963.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  No, I'm Florence!
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  964. Remember when Doris was asked did he know how much a pint of milk was? He merely answered "Yes" but when pushed for an answer it was the usual waffle, erm, um, waffle, oh look a squirrel!
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  965. No milk or sugar!
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  966.  @harryevans5577  He makes 💩 coffee!
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  967. Wakanda!
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  968. She obviously thinks that we can land on the Sun but only at night!
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  969.  @Goc4ever  France, "Hold my baguette!"
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  970. That could become a poisoned chalice?
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  971. Not to mention the RINOs!
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  972.  @miriamkirk7293  W⚓s?
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  973. Hey, so the gas adjuster gets a little warm? That's what your tactical gloves are there to sort out!
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  974. Don't let the door hit you in the backside on the way out!
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  975. Couldn't pay the ULEZ charge!
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  976. I suggest you stop reading the Grauniad, it's far less truthful than the Beano!
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  977.  @suewilkinson5132  It makes Nigel look as though he is in with the 'establishment' and will toe the WEF line!
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  978.  @veryhappychappy12  Then the doors and the windows fall out!
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  979. I think the owner of the Sagaris has his tracking out! I wonder how many drive shafts are going to snap like carrots?
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  980. Just a bit difficult to do that pal! He's been dead for twenty years.
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  981. Only when she wears 2 left shoes!
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  982. I used to be a long jumper on my youth and would have had no problem leaping that stream!
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  983. Damn! And I thought that you were going to admit that you was Ed Sheeran's long lost brother? Or Harry Hewitt's love child!
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  984.  @isobelshaw3958  I'd much prefer Anne to her elder brother Charlie!
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  985. I wonder if, when they checked the registration number, that it was the Chief Constable's daughter?
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  986. Hammond is small enough to live in this Landy for the rest of his puff!
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  987. Remember that Hitler's "Mien Kampfe" is also available at Amazon but 38degrees are not trying to ban that!
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  988. Surely the headline should read "Millionaires to get a tax cut"? That's what seems to happen!
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  989.  @Renegade1127  Khan!
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  990. Oh, another delusional Demoprat!
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  991. Cameron hasn't replaced Braverman, Cleverly has or don't you know the difference between HOME Secretary and FOREIGN Secretary?
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  992. Just like October 7th. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind......moving on!
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  993.  @Pillowcase  "Event Horizon" isn't bad either!
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  994. That single malt he got in for Christmas is already taking it's toll!
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  995. They may well end up trying to sell it on street corners?
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  996. And most of it eventually ends up in the Great Pacific Gyre once China has extracted the really recyclable stuff!
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  997. He's not having my precious ring!
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  998. Yet we survived and came out better for it!
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  999. That's just been cancelled. The billionaire behind it wanted to go yesterday and pulled the funding!
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  1000. All that debt that students have accumulated for a degree that only gets a job where "Do you want fries with that?"
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  1001.  @iap-ug3oy  Strange that because once Aussies and New Zealanders come to the mother country you hear nothing but moans from them, be it the weather, crap (Aussie) beer and the food!
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  1002. Varadkar will emigrate to England and be found cruising Manchester's (anal St getting the job of resident pole dancer in Area Manchester (if they can install a pole robust enough!)
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  1003.  @martyn4422  So Elton John and Lewis Hamilton are worthy of knighthoods?
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  1004. 2 rocking horses?
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  1005. Now then! Now then! I only like kids under sixteen so you're out of luck!
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  1006. They've invested the money they have wisely thanks to Welby being a former merchant banker so the story goes.
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  1007.  @trance9158  A British car powered by a German (Mercedes) engine! D'oh!
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  1008. Mair wants to hang onto that nice superannuated gold plated pension he has got the rest of his sad life! No worries about losing his heating allowance for him.
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  1009. Ah, but are they safety crocs?
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  1010. The S1 Elise is my favourite looking Lotus as, to me and in red, it looks like a baby Ferrari P3/4 sports racer. Unfortunately I have never had the money to buy one.
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  1011. Probably we wouldn't need street lighting as we'd all glow in the dark!
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  1012.  @Xubuntu47  Just put their heads between their legs and kiss their butts goodbye!
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  1013. How much did that cost Corden?
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  1014.  @tlangdon12  Wtf are you taking pal? That's some strong Cool Aid!
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  1015. But Amber kept waiting outside until the verdict!
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  1016. You mean Archie and Lilibet, the kids, according to Humza Yousef, who are "Too Whyte!"?
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  1017. 🎯
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  1018. Mee-gain!!!!
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  1019. I bet you woke up when they detonated the bomb though?
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  1020. Yes, those two ladies crocheted them with rainbow wool!
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  1021. Would be a laugh if someone decided to take the dirtiest, oiliest car they can find and 'break down' in the braking area at the end of the long straight, dumping a few gallons of oil on the track just before it is closed to everyday traffic!
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  1022. That'll be the tip of the Iceberg!
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  1023. Rip them new ones Nick!
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  1024. Jeremy Vile did exactly the same thing, he sprinted up on his bike to make an issue of it!
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  1025.  @PedroMiguel-if3ll  And that includes Labour MPs!
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  1026. I'm not Faar Right! I'm Faar White!
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  1027. Is it in the Saint Paul's district of Bristol?
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  1028.  @ElgarL  Sorry, but there are no laws to prevent cyclists from speeding. This means that, in the Welsh case of 20mph limits for motorised vehicles simply do not apply to bicycle riders and they can ride at whatever speed they like. There used to be a law specifically for cyclists "pedalling furiously" but I do believe that this has been removed from the statutes.
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  1029.  @Smithy779  We've not got any of those at the moment!
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  1030. Sir Brian Horrocks, the general who led the British tanks in a futile attempt to reach the paratroopers at Arnhem, became a TV historian and he obviously knew his stuff.
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  1031. Yet you have no problems with Justin Castro walking all over your civil rights for the WEF?
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  1032.  @Sam-gw5pl  Perhaps the APNR camera lads cut down the wrong ones?
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  1033. No airport at Dover, the nearest is Manston up near Margate and Ramsgate.
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  1034. It used to be quite common for Alfa drivers to go from 1st to 3rd until the gearbox warmed up.
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  1035. I would suggest the information came from Hate not Hope leader, Nick 'Penfold' Lowles as he has previous for doxxing Tommy's previous addresses including one where a totally innocent woman was targeted whilst she was in hiding from her abusive ex-husband! He also has form for issuing misinformation (lies!) about acid attacks on Muslim women by the 'Far Right' after the Southport terrorist incident! Seemingly Lowles has immunity from prosecution as he is 'in bed' with whatever passes for 'Special Branch' nowadays because his organisation, formerly known as 'Searchlight', a Jewish anti-nazi publication, keeps tabs on so called 'right wing' people and publications that 'Special Branch' used to prosecute individuals and organisations on Hate not Hope's allegations.
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  1036. Facts, pal. Facts! Or are you too ignorant to understand facts?
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  1037.  @desres2281  I have a feeling that Ricky will get a lenient magistrate who will take in his previous good behaviour, being an upstanding pillar of the community, blahdy blahdy blah and give him a suspended sentence and a £10 fine!
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  1038.  @AshleyPomeroy  Did they come with Hot Wheels?
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  1039. And blame it all on the non-existant "Faar Right"?
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  1040. Meanwhile kids were stabbing each other 8 miles away in East London!
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  1041.  @jollygoodshow5608  Something to do with an alcoholic beverage....beer!
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  1042. That goes against their 'human rights'!
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  1043.  @PROBABILITYISLIFE  Is the word 'Mongrel' more acceptable?
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  1044. But he'll forget all about it in the morning!
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  1045. Yup, got my baseball bat handy!
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  1046.  @SimBetts  Not the only one in the village of Westminster!
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  1047. In theory, yes but you have to make a request for said footage and information there and then, on the day! The police have a habit of 'losing' bodycam footage very easily after a few days. Also make sure that you get the 'collar' numbers and names of the police involved. They are obliged, under law, to identify themselves if asked.
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  1048. It worked in Germany in the 1930s!
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  1049. So would John Bellingham!
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  1050. I reckon that you support "the Raving Looney Monster party" or the Drunk Steve Bray appreciation party, Mahyar!
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  1051.  @buzzbolt4387  They don't exist anymore!
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  1052. Any chance of a loan?
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  1053. Modern aero engines like the UL series have been designed around pump gas and run perfectly well but now that we have the 'green' fuel with all its additives I guess they'll have to go back and recalibrate the settings.
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  1054. Not fast enough! Glasgow refuse vans on the other hand.....
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  1055. These 'trials' were held all over the country and so there was no pattern to follow as each court is only interested in which 'crime' falls in its area, not on the rest of the country.
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  1056.  Muscleman8562  I hope it wasn't used?!
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  1057. In that case the chose the foulest, most smelly turd they could find!
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  1058.  @markrainford1219  Must be a D.I. E. recruit?
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  1059. I live in a 'sink' estate and we are already living with drug addicts and criminals, nothing will change except , maybe, the colour of their skin!
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  1060. I wonder how much money exchanged hands before that verdict was reached. As they say, "There's no smoke without fire" unless you use lots of lubricant!
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  1061.  @alangknowles  Evri, formally known as Herpes!
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  1062. The majority of the fans who bothered to turn up probably supported the visiting team!
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  1063.  @Bluemoon_75  And Biden/O'Bummer/Clintons aren't?
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  1064.  @steveedwards5698  He's not a dictator, he's just a 'dic'!
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  1065. I used to work for a laundry, delivering and collecting around London's West End and one day the transport manager decided that he wanted me to deliver and collect from such hotels and kept telling me "Don't go there, go to such and such instead" then five minutes later to reverse his decision and tell me to go back to where I was originally going! This happened 4 or 5 times and as I was rounding Marble Arch to enter Park Lane and he rang up again! In desperation I picked up my phone and told him to "Eff off!", looked down to my right to see a motorcycle cop who signalled me to stop. Result £100 fine and 3 penalty points! The transport manager didn't even get hauled over the coals for being such a d*ck head!
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  1066.  @jameseadie7145  Zippers aren't that heavy!
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  1067. I don't think it would last another 45 days!
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  1068. You nailed it Andrew!
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  1069.  @j.jbinks9669  They usually add the caveat "Do you understand?" at the end of reading you your 'rights' which means that they are trying to enter into a contract with you.
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  1070.  @matthewb9621  Don't try and get out of it by deflection semantics!
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  1071. Jeff Warboys for one!
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  1072. And just as toothless!
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  1073.  @colinmatts  The only thugs there wore black uniforms and were equipped with offensive weaponry and defensive gear.
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  1074. Didn't you see the movie?
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  1075.  @StudentDad-mc3pu  You don't what? Matter?
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  1076.  @JamesScholes  Personally I think we have just had the last General Election EVER! Five years from now it will be the Socialist Republic of Airstrip One. All Hail Chairman Lego Head Kweer!
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  1077. I watched the video a week or so ago and made the comment that the SARGON that is supposed to build the torus of VERA will have a problem in joining up the two 'ends' when construction is completed. Looking at the CG it seems that the machine is in two parts, one outside the torus and one inside. How, when completing the torus do you remove it, especially the internal machinery? Also note that the CG suddenly deletes the SARGON when about two thirds to three quarters of the way through the 'build'! Is that for clarity or the CG artist realised this very problem but to keep the snake oil salesman happy just put the remaining segments in?
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  1078. Burqa!
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  1079.  @phillipliggins1549  It's Fink not Flint already!
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  1080.  @greenandpleasant5523  Agreed!
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  1081. I've survived 73 years so far and got through the Cuban crisis back in the 60s so meh, whatever!
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  1082.  @billybatts8283  A 'majority' of only 20% of the registered voters.
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  1083. I believe the Elbonian army are still using these?
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  1084. I think you are going to have a little trouble getting into that James?
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  1085. I find it quite insidious that TVL/BBC/Crapita are now using the wording that defendants are have been 'found to be in possession of equipment capable of recieving TV programmes' rather than simply 'watching' said equipment! It's a bit like owning a pair of scissors but not using them to cut your hair or using a microwave oven to dry your socks!
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  1086. At least half a million in the last year! Not counting those who gave up earlier or this year.
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  1087. Awe! No full mag dump! 😕
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  1088. H&M have sent the kids back to their natural mothers as it's costing them a fortune keeping them hidden!
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  1089. I know the history of Tommy's alleged time with the BNP. When he was much younger he was handed a leaflet which advertised a meeting so he turned up just to see what it was all about. The BNP was struggling to survive financially at the time so they had a policy of not allowing non-members into meetings so he had to take out membership for a year, at the door. He listened to a few of the speakers and realised that it wasn't for him and left the building. That was Tommy's sole interaction with the BNP despite what Hate not Hope, James O'Brien or, fount of all knowledge, Nigel Farage say!
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  1090. She's a brainwashed air head!
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  1091. I didn't know that there were special Manchester ones?
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  1092.  @ASMRyouVEGANyet  Of course he does. He awarded his dead son hundreds of them!
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  1093. As a 'fluffer'!
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  1094. Unfortunately that petition carries no power as it is on an unofficial site. If it was on the YouGov site then it would be forced to be debated in the HoC but you can bet your right hand that it would be ignored by parliament as 'not being in the public interest' as the Rotherham grooming scandal was!
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  1095. I don't!
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  1096.  @bigdawg5659  How do you know? Did you see him do it? Were you even there? Piss off troll!
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  1097. The delivery group 'Very' are using it for their Christmas ad. Of course, with the death of Shane McGowan, 'The Fairytale of New York' will be vying for number 1 position in the charts as well!
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  1098. The Rwanda plan was a non-starter anyway as it required Britain to take medically unfit Rwandans on a one to one basis, thus putting yet more pressure on our Social Services with people who will contribute NOTHING to society!
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  1099. Is this video in response to the video, now deleted, that you put up about the odious Jeremy Vile and his cycling habits? I guess the BBC lawyers have been in touch, accusing you of 'stalking'!
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  1100.  @johnw2758  Or voted for Brexit!
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  1101. This was kept under the radar, I wonder why?
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  1102. They've not identified the victim either which suggests he may have been a "visitor"!
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  1103. It depends if the lazy security do their job and whether the police can bother to turn up, let alone charge the thief!
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  1104. I bet Doris's first thought was "I really fancy a doner kebab now with curry sauce"!
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  1105. 😂
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  1106.  @zeanamush  So that's why the parent company is down $6 billion?
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  1107.  @laurastuart3814  Son of a King? Allegedly!
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  1108. @Nani Nano As Montgomery Scott would say, "Captain, ye cannae change the laws of physics!"
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  1109. At least the water levels that Al Gore warned us about won't happen now!
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  1110. No this one and his victim are of African descent. Probably a tribal dispute.
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  1111. I was wondering too! I guess Connaught tried to run before they could walk? The induction system on the original engine seemed very Heath Robinson!
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  1112.  @paulaheady8990  Plus the RAF is based there too and well within striking range of South Lebanon!
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  1113. It hasn't got a full interior as Steve and his passenger sit almost where the back seat is and the seats are rated for drag racing not road use!
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  1114. In that case why hasn't Ukraine started a space program?
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  1115. Mine was in the post 2 weeks ago! Used a black, non-erasable ballpoint pen to put an X in the box by my Reform candidate. I did it so heavily that if whoever counted it was blind they couldn't mistake it for anyone else!
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  1116.  @bigbelix  Ask Alec Baldwin!
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  1117. He'll be doing his gay dance at the Eurovision contest to try and drum up some support!
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  1118. So it was you, was it?
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  1119. 🏅🦂
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  1120. Sig Sauer called it the 'Spear' as that's all you could use it for when it breaks down!
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  1121. Mrs Balls will probably expand the 'hate crime' net to include everyone who has signed the petition and any body who has even thought about signing it!
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  1122.  @ktm125pete  "If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!"
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  1123. Who's going to repay the loan when you peg out within a week?
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  1124.  @GoldenCroc  So why oh why put it on steering wheels ffs?
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  1125.  @alanmarr3323  What? Knocking one out at the sight of the next perversion?
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  1126. Just the same as 'the religion of peace'!
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  1127. No problem Dr. Don't let it happen again!
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  1128.  @QuagmiresDooflab  In that case the driver can still be distracted by it thus it is illegal!
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  1129. I don't feel safe as a white Anglo-Saxon Englishman! Glad I got out of east Londonistan when I did!
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  1130. Well 2TKweer has been getting away with it for years!
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  1131.  @lorenzrudolf  Looks like the TT I rammed when the Richard Head driving it tried queue jumping on the way into Cambridge one very wet morning. He left with an Iveco 7.5 tonner shaped dent in the back!
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  1132. Mummy and Daddy will pay Ophelia or Tarquin's fines for them. A couple of weeks of hard labour and a bread and water diet might make them think!
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  1133. I thought you were just in love with your fist?
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  1134. Would you like a cup of tea? Ah, go on.....
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  1135.  @frank47ism  No but BBC are part owners so a portion of the advertising revenue accrued by Ch4 goes into the BBC coffers, yet they don't want ads on their channel! They're having their cake and eating it!
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  1136. Sorry but Chas the 💩 should insist on a DNA test! He still looks like Major Hewitt's offspring to me.
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  1137.  @neilsonlindsay1303  Renovations? Was he an interior decorator?
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  1138.  @barryphillips6845  To 2TKweer 'work' is a four letter word!
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  1139. It could be that he was treated leniently as, by giving him a prison sentence may have opened a huge can of worms if he'd exposed others in the pdf club, influential others!
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  1140.  White-King-Kong  Except that we are no longer allowed to bear arms!
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  1141.  @stratman9449  The best bit of Coogan's acting career was when he stepped on a land mine in 'Tropic Thunder'! Too bad it wasn't real.
    3
  1142. Will Shmee be wrapping his collection in this colour?
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  1143. "Can you ride tandem?'
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  1144. I always shave my Weblys, it gives me a sense of freedom!
    3
  1145. Just to upset a few more people Ed you should investigate why the bulges on the underside of the Hawker Hunter were commonly known as 'Sabrinas'?
    3
  1146.  @gary1642  Or to hide evidence of collusion between Stammerer and the monster's father?
    3
  1147. Nope, it's a scam!
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  1148.  @jonfallis305  Whatever, but it is illegal to alter documents after they have been filed and is considered as tampering with evidence and contempt of court. That alone carries a life sentence for the barsteward!
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  1149.  @danielarndt284  Whatever? Yet they do create a bigger target for snipers!
    3
  1150. It seems that she was attacked because a) she is a woman, b) because she is a Hindu and c) how dare she tell a muslim man to wait his turn!
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  1151. Many years ago I was involved with a 'right wing' group and we were constantly on our guard for Special Branch trying to get information from casual talks in pubs. To wind them up we'd use conversations that included key words likely to trigger their dimwit brains into believing that we were really 'up to something'. One such jape was using the words 'suitcase', 'nitro' and 'Kings Cross Station'. It was funny to watch totally innocent travellers stopped and searched going in and out of the station!
    3
  1152.  @altvamp  Shocked! But not that shocked!
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  1153.  @markvbickley  Thank God I haven't got a marriage license!
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  1154. That would be admitting that there is an elephant in the room that shouldn't be talked about. Perhaps when the elephant arrives at Lambeth Palace and torches it while he is inside, he may alter his rhetoric?
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  1155.  @Daisyworld743  But not the 'community' he is supposed to be the head of!
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  1156.  @LuckySpeaks  'Riding' your goat conjures up a different vision in my mind! 🤣
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  1157. Since when has Blackpool been a constituency in Greater Manchester, div?
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  1158. He's so up his own Harris, he'd have them closed down out of spite or monkey pox or something!
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  1159. I think that the balcony of the CCP is "terribly chinese", the Royal line up of Saudi Arabia is "terribly arabic" and the Zulu royals are "terribly black" but I don't go on TV and make a song and dance about it to gain notoriety!
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  1160. I've just noticed that Apple and Google Play store have just disabled the Telegram channel. How very democratic of them!
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  1161. Bit late for that, pal! Look around, see what's happening, more laws against this and that which stifle our rights to freedom. Wake up and smell the coffee!
    2
  1162. Inside information?
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  1163. And he shat himself on the pitch once!
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  1164. Work? None of these morons work! Only minions work.....for them!
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  1165.  @jack504  If they use all of their fuel to reach a geostationary orbit they will stay there until atmospheric drag causes them to burn up, hopefully, without hitting anyone or anything important.
    2
  1166. Perhaps a race series for them alongside BTCC events too?
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  1167. Maybe if the Reform Party would dig into its financial coffers and put up a candidate in EVERY constituency instead of the 'rich' areas in the London/South bubble people may take a chance on them? There again, Tice is quite happy to live in the luxury he has become used to and nothing will get him to give up his well feathered nest!
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  1168. Stop giving 2Tk ideas!
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  1169.  @rated4357  No wonder they set the desert alight with all that plastic?
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  1170. No, he's booked it for July 3rd!
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  1171. Absolutely none!
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  1172. It's a wonder the Frankie's weren't involved, given their past 'escapades' in the swingers set?
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  1173. That is an overgeneralisation. My neighbour has a King Charles Spaniel who is barely capable of giving a nasty lick. He doesn't even bark!
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  1174. She's probably one of the people who complained that 'Uncle Ben's Rice' was racist!
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  1175.  @thelleftaremad7556  Only 20% of the electorate voted for Liebour. The majority of the rest couldn't be bothered!
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  1176.  @jimmycampbell78  The more the merrier!
    2
  1177. Did Jordan get paid an 'appearance' fee?
    2
  1178. Remember Jim Fixx, the guy who 'invented' jogging? Died of a heart attack at 41 whilst out jogging!
    2
  1179. How you gonna have a crap then?
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  1180. I wonder if she wrote it with crayons? Made out of oil products? Using oil based colouring?
    2
  1181. Serenity at last!
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  1182. @alvinasun8055 Do we have a choice?
    2
  1183. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! Moving on.....
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  1184.  @keithbuckley2543  Why? Is that what you wear?
    2
  1185. If your not now, you soon will be!
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  1186. The mongrels from the Islamic Centre probably have claimed 'diplomatic immunity'!
    2
  1187. Er....nothing?
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  1188. Gates is very high on the autistic spectrum and has no empathy or feelings for other humans. He ripped of the Microsoft software from his 'friends', made a fortune out of it by issuing defective code that needed constant patches and made virtually the whole world dependent on it. He will use people until they no longer fulfill any purpose to him and dump them in the trash. Evil isn't the word I would call him. More like the devil incarnate!
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  1189. They had 💩 turning circles though!
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  1190. How long before we hear the words "Papieren bitte!"?
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  1191. Even if it comes to no further action, surely Brand still has a case for defamation after this 'trial by media'?
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  1192. Hammond can with his little legs!
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  1193.  @baxtardboy  Sorry pal but they will only serve Bud Lite on board as AB have millions of gallons that nobody wants!
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  1194. Indoctrination centers!
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  1195. Strange that the FAA has only just approved unleaded fuel as Belgian aero engine makers, UL, have been manufacturing units that run on 95RON pump fuel for at least 5 years!
    2
  1196.  @Flatulence76  😂
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  1197.  @stephfoxwell4620  Isn't that the new Crossrail link?
    2
  1198. The BBC control it and take a nice cut of the advertising revenue it generates. Yet another good reason to stop paying the TV tax but the Corporation won't advertise on its main channels as it would die on its arse!
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  1199. Technically the ship should have been in control of the harbour pilot who would have placed the vessel on a safe course before the captain retook command of his ship. We don't know if there was a harbour pilot on board or if the ship left the dock without permission and decided to risk it!
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  1200. Dylan Mulvany! Got to get rid of that idiot somehow!
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  1201. Mongo likes!
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  1202.  @R_of_Bert  That many, huh?
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  1203. I guess it's better than Ian's hat collection?
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  1204.  @451greenwood  Alleged crime!
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  1205.  @matt01506  It was also used in Blazing Saddles in reference to Cleavon Little's character.
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  1206. IF Hunter is jailed, he will commit suicide just like Epstein didn't!
    2
  1207. There was a young man named Jenas who had an exceedingly bent *enis. To save himself trouble, he stuck it in double and all his women screamed like hyenas!
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  1208. KC wants nothing to do with him, nor does his real father JH!
    2
  1209. It was ok for the Master Chief in one of the HALO games!
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  1210.  @John-cz2pe  "Would you like to see some puppies, little boy?"🤢
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  1211. No, straight into his pocket as Alex Belfield alleged!
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  1212. Magistrates already have the power to make sure that a criminal gets a custodial sentence by declaring that the crime is too serious to be dealt with in a magistrates court and is to be dealt with by a crown court!
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  1213. So Victoria Derbyshire DID get the Chancellor's name right after all!
    2
  1214. Are they going to land on the dark side?
    2
  1215.  @angusmcnaughton4570  My 'Johnson' is always ready! 🤣🤣🤣
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  1216. No he asked Ferdinand Porsche to design a cheap, simple car for the people. Then he set up a scam where prospective owners placed a deposit on a car but he used the cash to pay for war materials.
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  1217. Jews?
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  1218. Give him 5 minutes and he'd become the prison Imam!
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  1219.  @daveworthing  Or Chief Inspector constable Pisspot!
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  1220. If the police were kicking themselves they would undoubtedly miss! Case in point, this past weekend 3 police vehicles and 10 officers turned up outside the flat opposite mine. 5 officers returned at 5.30 the following morning, still nobody in. Then this morning 2 more turned up, again no joy. There is a young couple who live there with a baby but the only seem to be around for a short time before going to other relative's places. The history of the flat is that the previous tenant was nicked for having a loaded shotgun and has, supposedly, been in Strangeways prison until his trial. He was arrested 2 years ago, so unless he was eventually given bail and did a runner, I guess the dick head has gone back to living rough in the woods somewhere but the police only have his last known address which the council evicted him from and changed the locks to pass on the flat to the new tenants! A basic check of the electoral role would probably saved the police and the public purse a lot of time and trouble!
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  1221.  @bazzy63  He used Doris's barber!
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  1222. That's why they will be coming here in exchange for the dinghy divers!
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  1223. There won't be a number as it's a general system broadcast.
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  1224. Their actions could be construed as a breach of the Public Order Act!
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  1225. He was arrested today under the bogus 'terrorism act' charge and bailed to appear on 30th of Nov but then rearrested on the charge of 'contempt of court'. If the police, judiciary and you, BBB, think anything written or said now will prevent the course of 'justice' and a fair trial, shows how little you know! Tommy has NEVER had a trial by jury, EVER, as the 'establishment' know he would be acquitted by his peers!
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  1226. So Chas the 💩 finally comes out of hiding in Windsor Castle. What a PoS!
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  1227. She isn't wrong!
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  1228. If his brain was dynamite it wouldn't even blow his hat off!
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  1229.  @JS64100  Epstein's is more apt!
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  1230.  @kevinadamson5768  As far as I know, he is not a Muslim but has lots of them in the ward he represents.
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  1231. The damning comment in that video was when informed that the girl was autistic, the lesbian officer replied, "I don't care!" She was butt hurt that she had been 'outed' by a teenager and wanted revenge! Looking at her, she doesn't do herself any favours with the manish haircut and the aggressive attitude. WPC Strapa Diktomey needs sacking!
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  1232. Seems that Hezbollah's dreams are going up in smoke. The black smoke denotes that they haven't chosen a new leader yet!
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  1233. So the 'yolk' was on him?
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  1234. I think that was because you rightly printed "W ⚓" on his forehead in indelible ink!
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  1235. She must be desperate to lose her virginity? 🤣🤣🤣
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  1236. You cannot be serious! Captain Slow wouldn't dare take it out of first gear, Clarkson would return it with four flat tyres and the Hamster would leave it in the middle of a field! Upsidedown! On fire!
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  1237. Yup! That's Penfold, aka Nick Lowles!
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  1238. I remember back in 1987 when Michael Fish told us there was no chance of a hurricane and that was broadcast nationwide by the BBC! So what chance do we have with this new system?
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  1239. Selling it off? They couldn't effin give it away!
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  1240. Blimey James! You must have ragged that 360 hard as in the drive bys all that yellow paint was stripped back to bare metal!
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  1241. "Unconventional sex life"? Were you the bloke who rushed to A&E with a mortar bomb up his a*se?
    2
  1242. Not quite Miss Roedene standard eh?
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  1243. He may not be the new Caesar but he could be the new Brutus!
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  1244. That would be too obvious and wouldn't cover their budget for the news item!
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  1245.  @jeztickles4361  Proof please?
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  1246.  @interdit  Two Tier kier approves this!
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  1247.  @66kbm  I thought they didn't allow 'dogs' in the store?
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  1248. If Farage's account has been closed for alleged money laundering then ALL politicians accounts should be forensically audited for the same reason!
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  1249. Who put him up to it?
    2
  1250. Pol Pot would be proud of Two Tier kier!
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  1251. Lovin it! Only problem would be a candidate who has a surname alphabetically after yours!
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  1252.  @supereliptic  R. Sole!
    2
  1253. Well Liz Truss isn't the new Thatcher!
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  1254. I thought Michael Fish was dead? Will the last GBN presenter left please turn out the lights when he/she leaves?
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  1255. The High Point is ok for home defense as long as you have reliable magazines to go with it.
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  1256. Yes, perhaps they are jealous that the Messiah chose the path of peace and goodwill to all men (New Testament) rather than the way of the sword to 'influence' non-believers as described in the Old Testament (Talmud) and Koran (Muslim) scriptures?
    2
  1257. No! Bezos returned safely!
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  1258. Nigel Judas Farage!
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  1259. Didn't even realise that it had been hacked! It seems that it was done from India and that some wag was trying to sell the domain name for 75,000 rupees! That's about £0.70 British and I'm not sure it's actually worth that much any more!
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  1260. There are no demands for a ceasefire because the internationals want war. By internationals I mean the WEF who are intent on wiping out most of the world's population (but not theirs) and have a small global population to be easily controlled slaves!
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  1261. Really, by what? A Bugatti Veyron on specially closed roads? Enfield is in North London and Staines is 20 miles West of London, fool!
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  1262.  @messageoftruth9797  Do you mean the roadworkers who were probably at least a mile up the road?
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  1263. Clarkson from the distance: "MORE POWER!"
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  1264. Reloading the grenades looks like fun!
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  1265.  @nickhayes4169  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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  1266. Thanks for putting out this epic tale of the inside story of the making of the MP 4/4 plus the rest of Steve's career. I find these stories from those involved very entertaining but it's a pity that Gordon Murray didn't get back to you with some sort of riposte. Perhaps he's too embarrassed at being exposed at being a bovine excrement purveyor? Don't be surprised if you too get a 'cease and desist' letter from him!
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  1267. Is that why you got rid of yours?
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  1268. Tumbleweed and crickets.
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  1269.  @EthanKnight97  By using Tommy as a scapegoat to save his own scrawny neck! He is a Judas! He has his '30 pieces of silver' now that he is in the HoC and couldn't care less about you, me or anyone else!
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  1270.  @MrDblStop  Alert! Grammar Police!
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  1271. Yes, that big yellow streak down his back positively glows in the sunlight!
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  1272. And Elvis works down the chip shop!
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  1273. Speaking as an outsider from here in the UK, I think that this restaurant owner is perfectly within her rights, under your beloved Constitution, to apply regulations to her business as she sees fit. Donald Trump, love or loathe him, was a duly elected POTUS but was torn down by his political enemies on both sides of the House and the MSM because he could not be bought, could not be bribed and could not be influenced by big business intent on ripping off the US government. His promise to 'drain the swamp' alienated even those in the Republican party who knew that should he succeed, their gravy train would hit the buffers big time!
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  1274. No, Donna!
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  1275. He also did an impromptu interview on Charlie Vietch's channel where he criticised Burnham's job as police commissioner with druggies and thugs on the streets. The very next day Burnham had the police out on the streets en masse for about 3 days then he conveniently forgot about it and the police were stood down to concentrate on online 'hate crime'!
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  1276.  @halley4032  I prefer the name "Shark". It's great fun when I take him to the beach!
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  1277. Or a Cuckoo?
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  1278. Are they playing? I thought Suggs had retired?
    2
  1279. Blame it on Covid!
    2
  1280. Al Gore was predicting 20 years ago that sea levels would rise catastrophically and that coastal regions would be under water by now. He and his colleagues made a lot of money out of this scam as beachfront properties were sold off cheap and the likes of the O'Bummers moved in, knowing that there was nothing to fear.
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  1281. He is the judge who found Tommy Robinson guilty of stalking journalist Lizzie Dearden for turning up outside her flat to try to comment on an article she had written full of lies about him. He only went there ONCE while she wrote over 200 nasty, lying articles about him! Who was stalking who?
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  1282. @eleventhmonkeygaming9476 Neither are we English pal!
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  1283.  @colinpearce2745  Or effluent?
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  1284. It's funny to think that even then the scientists could predict the orbital decay of Sputnik 1 hence, as a kid, I watched it's terminal death dive as it passed over southern England.
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  1285. Those of us who saw through the bovine excrement over the last two and a half years can be proud that we took all the flak sent our way but never backed down! Perhaps we should not have been called 'conspiracy theorists' but 'purveyors of the TRUTH'!
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  1286. It's a start!
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  1287. So you abhor AJ thus you have the right to listen to him or switch him off but you don't have the right to censor free speech!
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  1288. I see what you did there!
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  1289. In case his nose gets sunburnt? If the peak was any bigger the Navy would use it for landing practice!
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  1290.  @evolassunglasses4673  Yet these protesters are calling exactly for that for Israel and all it's citizens globally! Ignorance or hypocrisy?
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  1291. The internals of that shotgun look positively Steam Punk! What a beautiful piece of engineering and gun smithery.
    2
  1292. What? No free samples? 🤣🤣🤣
    2
  1293. It seems Jeremy Vile has overstepped the mark again! Not content with being a pain in the a*se cyclist, he is now a pain in the a*se pervert!
    2
  1294.  @DarrenWalley  Not if a sniper gets him first!
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  1295. I bet Captain Ahab wished he'd had one of them!
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  1296. Can't even carry a torch that has a distracting flash option as it may cause your assailant eye problem in a mythical future!
    2
  1297. I thought he looked like a brown Roland Rat! The comparison is astonishing!
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  1298. He's not Welsh although he could pass for one at a push!
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  1299.  @edwalmsley1401 "Wy-aye mun" is definitely Yugoslavian!
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  1300. He'll be a Lollipop Lady!
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  1301. That's it? Hide like a coward until either the police or the religion of peace kick your door in? I'll die on my feet defending our country rather than fall on my knees to try to avoid my ultimate fate!
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  1302.  @deltafox9630  She probably does anyway?
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  1303. Bartender? More like the stripper?
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  1304.  @ricosuave4465  A mere stripling!
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  1305. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind......moving on.....
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  1306. That speech was some 10 years or more ago and Tommy has matured and learnt to be a much better orator, capable of making Farage look stupid in a debate!
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  1307. It WOULD be a wasted vote as it would be for the continuation of the status quo! Trotters in the trough would continue and they will all fall into the swamp.
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  1308. Did the police finally realise that Kruger's death was a suicide attempt?
    2
  1309. Ariane 6 hasn't even got to the locker room as it has a sick note from its doctor!
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  1310. They are the new 'far right' but the Gestapo was more worried about a single man who turned up to report on the demo in case he caused 'alarm and distress' to the Hamas and Hezbollah followers. His name, Tommy Robinson!
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  1311. Metal is recyclable so put them in the metal/plastics bin.
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  1312. Mark never sleeps, he's a daywalker like Blade!
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  1313. You could describe any HK weapon as the Porsche 911 of firearms. Bits may change but it basically looks the same!
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  1314. Is it true that Nick won't fire anything with a bore of less than 105mm?
    2
  1315. Except by the Biased Bullshite Caliphate!
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  1316. Johnson!
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  1317. He's an Everton supporter as well! I suppose someone has to?
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  1318. Welby was/is a money changer before he 'converted'!
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  1319.  @GertjanZwiggelaar-mo4tz  I just hope that the gallery gets trashed as it's a 'symbol of elitism over the masses'. I bet that she becomes a licenced gun carrier pretty soon after?
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  1320. The Nazis were thinking on these lines back in the day, thank God they didn't perfect it. It was resurrected during the 70s when a guy sold the idea to Saddam Hussain but he died before it could do any damage.
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  1321.  @GoreTexTillEndEx  Yet 2TKWEER is a multi-millionaire, please explain?
    2
  1322. I had a silver 1st gen and it was a capable little car but it was getting a little long in the tooth and as I fixed something it developed another problem. So I took advantage of the scrappage scheme and got an Alfa MiTo.
    2
  1323.  @marinmitu995  Because hating Russia is his 'thing' according to the MSM!
    2
  1324. IF you have a candidate to vote for!
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  1325.  @Purplepeople1234  So Mark Rowley should be arrested asap!
    2
  1326.  @Jdmess9  But not on road legal versions as bolting it to the existing gearbox would a) be a fiddle and b) no reverse gears in motor cycle boxes.
    2
  1327. They're out of unicorns too!
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  1328. Or just booted!
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  1329. 🎶Everything I do, I do it for Wrexham Town! 🎶
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  1330. Noted American engine builder Steve Morris is currently working on a 1200 cc 3 cylinder Rotax unit that is expected to produce 900bhp! Not sure what the all-up weight will be but the customer wants to put it in an off road buggy which are pretty light!
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  1331.  @markockwell  Only 2? I am disappointed, I was hoping to get at least 10 and shuffle off this mortal coil without having to pay for anything again!
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  1332.  @petertheboomscott2104  Chickens voting for KFC!
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  1333. The BBC is a national treasure that should be buried and forgotten!
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  1334. Anything with Branson's fingerprints on it is very suspect!
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  1335. That's because you Septics have borrowed our language and mangled it almost beyond recognition!
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  1336. Rebellion? 1 Liebour MP voted against the bill, good lad but at least 32 'rebels' abstained. Not much of a rebellion then?
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  1337. Knowing how secure anything that has something to do with the government I'll give it a week, max!
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  1338.  @CelticSaint  Sounds like an Albanian? Could be any religion as it is a melting point of different 'cultures'.
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  1339.  @cherylmarriott7109  Of frying bacon!
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  1340.  @nojabhere  That's not a nice way to talk about the missus!
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  1341. It needs a Russian super bomb!
    2
  1342. I only refer to him as the Roland Rat lookalike!
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  1343. Makes me feel like going up to Clint Eastwood with one and asking, "D'ya feel lucky, punk?"
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  1344.  @darkprose  Yet he wrote the novel 'Contact', later made into a film.
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  1345. Sunderlands also flew out of Loch Neagh, Northern Ireland where a 'Special Arrangement' with the Republic allowed the boats to overfly Irish airspace on the way to the Atlantic.
    2
  1346. Can't do 300 mph going to the shops? Hold my Dom Perignon!
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  1347.  @1224chrisng  It's been on the launch pad so long that it's gone rusty!
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  1348. I'd leave him alone if he'd just get off the telly!
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  1349. Don't need a footbridge, the Channel Tunnel has never closed and the invaders can walk through any time they like.
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  1350. They probably have but nobody cares!
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  1351. Us Brits love to take the piss too. What were you deported to Oz for?🤣🤣🤣
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  1352. "I'm bored now!" The reaction of a spoiled brat who has lost the argument!
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  1353. I bet St Greta Thunberg isn't telling China to clamp down on Global Warming/Climate Change though? She's still intent on blaming the rest of the western world for it!
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  1354. Has Oliver still got Clarkson's 'signature' mark in the floor panel? The bullet hole where he tried to rid Oliver of the trapped river water?
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  1355. @@EllanaWolf Ever better, a 'useless eater' too!
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  1356. Reminds me of the time when I was involved with a now defunct right wing group. We used to frequent the Bethnal Green area in East London to sell our newspapers to the public then repair to a convenient pub for a chat and a good drink. Needless to say, Special Branch used to send in a couple of 'normal' looking blokes (we could spot them a mile off) to try to overhear any conversations that they might get 'intel' from. What could they possibly want to hear about our views on rival football teams and who had 'relations' with some slapper behind the pub the previous night I don't know? To cut this short, I used to drive a lorry for a building firm with contracts all over the London area and was driving down Victoria Street towards Westminster when one of these SB officers began crossing the road ahead of me to get to the Scotland Yard HQ so I wound down the window and said in a quite friendly manner, "Hello Ray, how are you doing?" That was the last time he was seen anywhere near us again!
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  1357. You've not heard a Ford GAA engine on full song! Sounds more like a Ferrari than a Ferrari!
    2
  1358. Strange that but Jezza is the older brother!
    2
  1359.  @Missdoubletrouble541  Only an R. Sole!
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  1360. It just did! A Liebour government!
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  1361.  @MichaelWillby  Amazon have plenty, apparently!
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  1362.  @petersmith6974  Just like the United States then!
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  1363. Magistrates are appointed because they are, supposedly, 'upright and of implacable character' as citizens and have little or no legal training. The Clerk of the Court has more legal training and will often advise the magistrate on points of law. Judges are appointed by their peers from the ranks of barristers and lawyers, thus having studied law to at least degree level and have a solid background in how things work.
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  1364. I refer to Evri as Herpes as you don't know when you've got it!
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  1365. There was, allegedly, another 'cheat' built-in to the Carlton. By removing, or blowing, a particular fuse in the box the car could just exceed 200 mph! No other mods necessary!
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  1366.  @RhysB653  Cos the judge doesn't understand modern technology, he has a minion for that!
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  1367. Perhaps you haven't heard but Tommy Robinson has been arrested because he 'caused alarm and distress' to the thousands of demonstrators intent on causing alarm and distress' to the Jewish population of this country! He was trying to make a report about the demonstration and talking freely with both sides of the demo. Freedom of the press allows him to do it yet the Chief Inspector of London decided that he should be banned. Tommy pointed out that his civil rights as a human being and as a journalist were being violated by the banning order and asked why the Hamas and Hezbollah supporters were allowed to use threats of violence to the Jewish population and are given a pass. He was manhandled away by several Gestapo officers, was parva sprayed deliberately in the eyes and bundled into the back of a police van. Although he did not go willingly, he did not resist arrest as the Gestapo police will claim!
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  1368.  @peterc.1618  She's had plenty of time on her hands!
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  1369. We already have diversity in government and a fat lot of good that has done us!
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  1370. Do Walmart and Target have the necessary hardware?
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  1371. Or borrow the boss's Ferrari!
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  1372.  @rhyfelwrDuw  Depends if the Crown can continue in power if they ignore English people much longer, otherwise we may become a Republic!
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  1373. Just for a laugh James entered a 'James May Look-alike Contest'. He came 3rd behind Billy Connolly and Brian May!
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  1374. Donny's hair isn't Orange enough!
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  1375. @JamesRamsdenJaysree Such as? I bet they are a wholly owned part of the BBC?
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  1376. Was it a macaroon? A jiggerboo? A schwartzer? No? Must be a figment of your imagination then girls!
    2
  1377. Only if he gets kicked in them!
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  1378. They wouldn't have him as he's not extreme enough!
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  1379. Since when?
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  1380. Surely if we are still eating meat there are less cow farts? I see you have modified your identity pronouns too, Johnny and you are no longer a sex pest!
    2
  1381.  @sharpe67  🤣
    2
  1382. See Starmer!
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  1383. Wtf? Manchester having yet another 'pride' demonstration? I thought 'pride month' was a few months ago? They are continuing to push their agenda whilst most people both gay and straight couldn't give two effs!
    2
  1384. By believing everything you were told by the MSM!
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  1385.  @needleontherecord  Durkah-durkah!
    2
  1386. Don't let them doors hit you on your as5!
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  1387.  @titaniumoverdrive259  Nor are they particularly small!
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  1388. Worried? He's having a Code Brown moment!
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  1389. The usual suspects from the religion of peace!
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  1390.  @alancrisp1582  So you are following Anal Schwab's mantra of "You vill half nothing unt be happy"?
    2
  1391. She can resort to OnlyFans to repay her debts I suppose?
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  1392. Years ago the wigs were worn to protect the legal profession from being recognised in public. The bigger the wig the more important the judge/barrister and the higher the level anonymity it was supposed to give.
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  1393. W⚓!
    2
  1394. Massey Ferguson or John Deere?
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  1395. Related to Sam Smith (they) by any chance?
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  1396. It's definitely NOT the jet dragster or the Rimac?
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  1397.  @georgemcqueen2572  Yet other journalists have been found guilty of 'contempt of court' but not been imprisoned, just a slap on the wrist and told not to do it again. What has Tommy done that is so different?
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  1398. She was saved by her hairdo acting as an ablative heat shield!
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  1399. According to the MSM they are almost storming the Kremlin!
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  1400. Ah! But are you gay?
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  1401. Must have been 2Tk's mythical "Faar Right"?
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  1402.  @madjackpatciderhouserules8436  But he won't! Can't have the hoi poloi going against the instructions from the WEF of which Chas the 💩is master?
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  1403. Perhaps BBB can look into the case of Tommy Robinson who was accused and found guilty of 'stalking' Lizzie, Dearden, a journalist who seems to have a 'fixation' with him in that she wrote malicious articles containing lies about 250 times in a 2 year period. She actually contacted him with a chance of a 'right to reply' late on a Friday evening, knowing that his legal representative would not be available and that the article would be already going to 'print' and thus very unlikely that he would be able to comment in time. His answer was to turn up at her secure residence in a block of flats and tried to contact her via the intercom which she deemed a 'threat causing her alarm and distress'. Tommy videoed the exchange and put it online and nowhere in the incident did he issue a threat, just asked for the right of reply to her latest accusations! For this, Tommy was hauled into court and found guilty of 'stalking'. At least he wasn't imprisoned for this one incident but suffered another substantial 'lawfare' fine designed to financially cripple him. Lizzie, on the other hand, gets away with her consistent and deliberate lies Scot free and has an injunction imposed upon Tommy from ever speaking or contacting her again! Justice, my hairy a*se!
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  1404. Epstein showed him the ropes, then the gags, then the handcuffs and manacles!
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  1405. Guess who was the producer? Alec Baldwin! So he is guilty as charged!
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  1406. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! Moving on.......
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  1407. If we did, we'd be arrested for a hate crime!
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  1408. Neither could Doris or Rishi Sunpat!
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  1409. I remember seeing a Jeremy Vile vid of him riding his bike in a cycle lane but a bus was turning across the lane approaching him from the opposite direction. Vile deliberately accelerated in an attempt to beat the bus but all he nearly got was a face full of London Transport's finest. I believe that the rule of the road used to be 'let the bus go first' but that may have changed in the latest looney tunes version of the Highway Code!
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  1410. It's all they could afford!
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  1411. If used for pancake day fine. If used for self defence, NOT ALLOWED!
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  1412. Cloning has come on in leaps and bounds over the last few years along with AI !
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  1413.  @mikelgeren149  The best bolt action rifle ever!
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  1414. I believe that the Crown Prince of Persia made his speech the other evening to his people from the other end of Mayhar's flat! Bun Bun had to be exiled to the bathroom as the Prince may be allergic to bunnies!
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  1415. Wrong. The City of London is a separate entity to the City of Westminster. They do share a common border between them.
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  1416. That's just upset most of Wales!
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  1417.  @run2cat4run  Or Reform
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  1418. Perhaps this is the next, enforced, planademic?
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  1419. Yes and he told me that he was very sorry and he wouldn't do it again!
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  1420. Sometimes even idiots are useful.
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  1421. I see the Smurfs are out in force again!
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  1422.  @daveh322  Was he down the chip shop?
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  1423.  @jjefferyworboys8138  How are things going in the dementia ward Jeff?
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  1424.  @terencephillips6833  Ask Michael Fabricant! 🤣
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  1425.  @des_smith7658  What? Jogging on the spot?
    2
  1426. Serco?
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  1427. Not being racist but make sure it's a black one!
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  1428. Standing away from the Peoples Front of Judea! "Splitters!"
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  1429.  @WaterisbetterH20  Come on, be honest. You work for the BBC, don't you?
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  1430.  @Thurgosh_OG  Very true, plus you do realise that you still have to pay for the licence despite all the other broadcast channels receive no financial benefit from the TV tax? That is called a monopoly!
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  1431. Praise the Lord and keep reloading!
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  1432. They are frightened of upsetting a small minority who would possibly vote for them. After this performance this object should be scared of the majority not casting a vote for it!
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  1433. I thought Rolf Harris would have been more appropriate but he's dead !
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  1434.  @ppp.pp.p  Have a word with Musk. See if you can afford a one way trip to Mars!
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  1435. Are you sure that Pierce isn't Christian Horner moonlighting during the off season?
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  1436. He won't as it is all going to the WEF plan!
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  1437. It's a damn shame that the van the other day didn't back up a bit faster and further than it did!
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  1438. As we know referenda don't work, the 'establishment' just have a fillibustering debate then totally ignore the wishes of the people!
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  1439. Was he passing the Duchy?
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  1440. Non practicing what? Kiddy fiddling?
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  1441. I loved the sound of those Matra V12s and thought that they were better than the Ferraris. I was at Brands Hatch when Chris Amon took pole position in a Matra powered Ligier on the Saturday qualifying but on Sunday morning during the 'warm up' he missed a gear, buzzed the engine and bent a valve. He lasted only six laps in the race before it went bang!
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  1442. I'm disappointed! I was expecting it to be upside down, on fire, in a ditch and Hammond recovering in hospital....again! Swap the tow ball for a foot scraper.
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  1443. I'm sure if he prayed enough for them these 'migrant shoppers' would be able to walk across the channel and thus have more money to spend instead of giving it to the people smugglers.
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  1444. Do you know that for a fact or are you trying to make stupid excuses for a monster?
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  1445. I thought his Daddy showed him lots of love up the back passage!
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  1446. Especially since they had supplied the jet engine for the Russians to reverse engineer and put it in the MiG15!
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  1447. Ultimately, when the order to demolish the property is made, usually the cost of demolition is passed on to the morons who thought they could get away with it! So Captain Tom's legacy is once again diminished thanks to his greedy family!
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  1448. That was his cousin. He's been with Tommy since before day 1.
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  1449. It can be 'arranged'.
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  1450. In Londonistan maybe but Wales is not quite as 'woke'.
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  1451. Only on TV!
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  1452. Justice depends how deep your pockets are which is why RB has been demonetised!
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  1453. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! Just goes to show how effed up the government is!
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  1454. Must be great living at the end of the runway at Heathrow? Perhaps it might serve as a reminder to go back where he came from and help his own people?
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  1455.  @billnu  Allegedly, Gant was of Russian extraction but was brought up as an American but had spoken Ruski when visiting his parents.
    2
  1456. The smell of rotting fish would be overwhelming!
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  1457. In the thumbnail is Greg giving his dad a rectal massage with both hands on his shoulders? It looks like they are both enjoying it!
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  1458.  @mrwhite292  🤣🤣🤣
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  1459. The guy explaining the conversion is twitching like he needs the toilet!
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  1460. My only problem with Spoons is why are the toilets up or down a flight of stairs? Could get nasty if you've got a touch of the Delhi Belly!
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  1461. It would be ironic if the Russians have to rely on SpaceX to shuttle their cosmonauts to and from the ISS?
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  1462. Farage is only interested in what is beneficial to Farage. Now he has attained a seat in the HoC he has taken his 30 pieces of silver and turned his back on the people who put him there! He is nothing more than a JUDAS!
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  1463. @TATA Yes, can you?
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  1464. John Coleshaw?
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  1465. What is your source, please?
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  1466. Must be Angela, Kenny's beard was shorter!
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  1467. Was Prof Niel Ferguson responsible for programming the IT system?
    2
  1468. Buy an inflatable rubber ring!
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  1469. The Met have a big broom and a massive carpet to sweep any wrongdoings under!
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  1470. How do YOU know?
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  1471. His name isn't Mellors by any chance?
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  1472.  @johnnyredux4019  Bloody expensive bog paper though!
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  1473. Fandabbidozzy!
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  1474. Re the thumbnail: I thought that red on the map signified 'boiling' temperatures. Bit of frost on the car this morning but it's melted now.
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  1475.  @marcwilliams9824  Probably because your DNA was already on file!
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  1476.  @philfyphil  By applauding this F wit they are agreeing with his comment or is that too difficult bto understand?
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  1477.  @sirrathersplendid4825  Or life insurance...
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  1478. I understand that Musk has sent Rogozin a broomstick to sweep the streets in his new job!
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  1479. Only 3 stars at that, probably reviewed by her beard!
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  1480.  @spandel100  They're more like the Gestapo or Stasi!
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  1481. Too right! Many didn't even reach the beaches! My uncle went ashore on D-Day and his best mate in the army was killed right beside him as they waded towards the beach!
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  1482. Oh no, Jim! Not the Ghost of Top of the Pops at Christmas?
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  1483.  @ph8077  If they had one brain cell between them they would be dangerous!
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  1484. He got his Asphalt!
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  1485. If they'd given it to the Hamster there would have been a sign on the underside saying 'Other Way Up!'
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  1486. I was gonna offer 15p as the insurance and running costs will cost an arm, leg and both kidneys!
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  1487. Only two? Give your head a wobble pal! It's more widespread than you think!
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  1488.  @blacksmitho2224  Only twice? I thought it was more?
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  1489.  @owenjohn1192  But they are acting as if they were!
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  1490. No mention of the contribution of Sir Frank Whittle to the development of the jet engine? A development of Whittle's engine, the Rolls Royce Nene, powered the Panther.
    2
  1491.  @ToppyTree  Insane Imane!
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  1492. Don't sit on the fence pal!
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  1493. Let Bibi sort his own troubles out first, we can express our ridicule for 2TKweer in our weekly "2 minutes of hate"!
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  1494. Only if they are not white, indigenous Brits, it seems!
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  1495. If you confirm as human you have already violated their community guidelines. You can only join if you are a member of the trans dyslexic bunch who believe that unicorns are real and that Father Christmas is black!
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  1496. Of course it is but Khan is a slimy lawyer and has probably got his defence nicely worked out already. So he'll get off without any pecuniary loss to him or his reputation!
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  1497.  @ClactonCuun  North Wales? Too near Manchester for my liking and we've got enough sandrats here already!
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  1498. I remember when Doris went to meet Z in Kiev and the streets were nice and clean but a few burnt out vehicles were strategically placed to make it look like a war zone. The idiots didn't even smash the windows of the buildings in the background to make it look real!
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  1499. You must be the life and soul of any party you attend? (Yawn)
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  1500. I thought that was an AMC Pacer?
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  1501. But we know Burnham won't do a thing as he depends on the Muslim vote to keep him in power! Vote Nick Buckley MBE for mayor and kick part timer Burnham to the weeds!
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  1502. Tory Lite like Bud Lite but worse!
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  1503. Iceland had the 2nd amendment long before the United States ever existed!
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  1504. It seems in Tommy's case, it was the Chief Infector, sorry, Inspector of London who signed off on the s35, and that was before Tommy was even in the area!
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  1505. Mr Magoo was the pilot!
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  1506. It's known as 'Crackle Finish' paint.
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  1507. He could have been touting for a 'shell' company?
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  1508. Wow! But do you still have to cart the amp around?
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  1509. The YouGov site is playing up (sabotage?) and will not let me sign in!
    2
  1510. Because Jaguar didn't realise that the Japanese drive on the left like us! Do'h!
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  1511. Handed his own backside on a plate! Notice that despite the time allocated was "Questions to the Mayor" the odious nipple high little creep couldn't answer a single one but just trots out "You'll have to take that up with the relevant committee"! The questioner had obviously done his homework and already knew the answers!
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  1512. @James Ooo! Can't have Boeing spending their own money, can we?
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  1513. Just H&M trying to remain in the spotlight despite wanting their 'PRIVACEH'!
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  1514. Part and parcel he said!
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  1515. I've heard that North Korea is quite nice this time of year but I draw the line at eating dogs!
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  1516. Now sue the b*stards, both parties, for everything you can get! I hope it'll be in the £billions!
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  1517.  @MarvinWestmaas  Not forgetting that 'she', Semena, has since gone on to 'father' two children?
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  1518.  @parko1965  Venables has been hailed back to nick for breaching his parole conditions, twice. Trawling the internet for kiddy porn, both times, I think!
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  1519. I came away glowing!
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  1520.  @kanedNunable  Only half? I think it's much higher than that!
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  1521. I heard it was Walmart!
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  1522. Mug
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  1523. No chance! I don't even subscribe to any streaming channel!
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  1524. It's typical of Americans to refer to any tank they came across as a 'Tiger', a bit like German bomber pilots insisting that they had been shot down by Spitfires!
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  1525. The Minquies? Sounds like something the Gendarme in 'Allo, Allo!' would say!
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  1526.  @pigknickers2975  How long before you were rescued?
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  1527.  @dominicgilmartin5943  The council will have to arrange a special meeting to which every councillor will have to attend first but considering their sky high salaries, they are, as often or not, on extended holiday or 'business' junkets to some far flung place, so it will be at least a year before they get round to holding it. Once convened the meeting will discuss the problem and after a few hours (days) come to the conclusion that a specialist firm will be needed to collect the asbestos waste carefully and safely. After more discussion (months) they will put the contract out to tender to at least three firms capable of doing the job then after more discussion (years) select the company, not by the lowest bid but by the connection to 'councillor X' who's brother, wife, son, daughter happens to run a company that can deal with it although it will cost far more than the highest bid of legitimate companies. Then 'councillor X's' brother, wife, son or daughter will send round a tipper van with a couple of dodgy looking guys to collect the asbestos just using shovels and brooms to clear it without any protective equipment or bagging up the stuff. This will probably be then driven into the neighbouring council area and fly tipped on their land or even to a land fill site for disposal. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, we know it does!
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  1528. My bets are on the Vatican!
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  1529. I doubt it. She's a lezzer and will claim 'sexual discrimination ' against them for a nice slice of compo!
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  1530.  @drews1953  And silently praying to God for the salvation of unborn babies!
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  1531. Basically, the police effed up and lied in court, also altering an order after it was entered as 'evidence' and 'losing' the relevant bodycam footage pertaining to Tommy's arrest. That is very difficult to do as after each 'shift' the footage is required to be downloaded to a central computer to prevent such 'loses' from occuring. The whole thing smacks of police corruption emanating from the very top of the chain, namely Mark Rowley and the odious Sad I.Q. Khan!
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  1532. I agree! Send the buggerers back including you Sir Jim!
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  1533. I do hope that the pint glass you were drinking from wasn't full of Russian Vodka? 🤣🤣🤣
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  1534. Why? It's not Amazon's fault that Tommy's book has sold out!
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  1535. No chance, he doesn't know what a woman is!
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  1536. Or Brexit?
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  1537.  @andrewpepper8031  Eff all!
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  1538.  @lemmejustreadthethings  Sumo wrestlers!
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  1539. I bet Alec Baldwin wishes the gun he used was made of styrofoam!
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  1540. The only problem with the failed BO flight was that the escape system worked too well and would have subjected any crew to 20G of acceleration! Considering that fighter pilots are limited to around 9G for safety reasons then to say that there would be no injuries at 20G is being a bit naive on your part!
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  1541. Strange how the police and port security chased off anyone filming the dinghy divers being escorted into Dover harbour but stand by with their arms folded when these 'Insult Britain' nutters block the road to the port!
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  1542. After they have been burnt to the ground first!
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  1543. Urban Scoop website. Reprint underway and expected 23rd-24th October onwards, so you can wave a copy on the mass rally in London if you're lucky!
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  1544. Anyone who thinks little Owen Jones is too butch!
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  1545. I always wondered how they put the holes in the middle and why they varied in size?
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  1546. Welby showing the world what he is! Born into the Jewish faith, working his way to the top as a merchant banker for Rothschild's then suddenly 'finding' Christianity in later life and walking into the top job with all the prestige and accoutriments that comes with it! No wonder the CoE is going down the pan, fast!
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  1547. Who the eff is Scott Ritter, Tex's son? I'll stick with Tousi thanks!
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  1548.  @TheSps24  The ECHR is nothing to do with the EU, we signed up to it a long time ago as an initial signatories!
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  1549. Khan's Gestapo at their finest! Quentin is a bit of a tosser!
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  1550. She'll accuse them of being supreme examples of 'white privilege' and shout repeatedly "I'm bored now!"
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  1551. Or BLMouts!
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  1552.  @engineeredlifeform  What is a 'certain age'? As I am over 70 I have to renew my license every 3 three year, declaring that I have no illnesses or impairments to my ability to drive. Once over seventy renewal is free so doesn't cost any more than a first class stamp.
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  1553. Do they make subsonic ammo for a 40mm Bofors?
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  1554. Hopefully the enemy wouldn't get that close to find out!
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  1555. I'm not sure if they make them in adult sizes?
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  1556. That's strange, I've watched the whole ceremony on various streams and not once did anyone in the area of the Cenotaph try to disrupt the service. You are an effin liar!
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  1557. Cos he's SPESHULL!
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  1558. Or it had a prolapse!
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  1559. Gives the passing trade a chance to spot it and drop in for a pint!
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  1560. Selling the Big Issue?
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  1561. Yes! See Charlie Vietch.
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  1562. If it goes onto general taxation then you will have no option but to pay it whether you have a TV or not. General taxation doesn't mean putting the licence fee on council tax either, it can be a special tax like 'window tax' was back in the 18th century where house owners bricked up windows to avoid paying it!
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  1563.  @run2cat4run  I used to be a lorry driver and needed a postal vote because I was inevitably away from home on polling day. Since I have retired I kept the postal vote as I couldn't be bothered to walk to the polling station at the arse end of the constituency!
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  1564.  @ElCharvo  Except this time use nukes instead of boots on the ground! Might get a bit 'hot' for a while but eventually things will go quiet.
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  1565. Hey BBC! The news is getting better for Trump all the time! Perhaps you should stop trying to demonise him just because your masters say so? Doesn't the BBC's charter say that it must treat all events fairly and without bias? I guess you've forgotten that directive?!
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  1566. That's because the firing mechanism and the magazine well is right at the front of the gun. Had the designers made it any more compact, there would be nowhere for the operators free hand to hold it!
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  1567. Ah the good old 'mopeds' "Put, put, put, put!"
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  1568. But not in a 'funny' way
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  1569. Sounds like Prince Andrew at least tried to have sex in the bath or he wouldn't know that it was too small!
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  1570. Police Scotland would be more suitable.
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  1571. Will she now donate the $7 million to the charity she 'pledged' to? My feeling is a big fat NO!
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  1572. Someone did, she had a kid at sixteen!
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  1573. Was it the one that looked most white? If so she's just getting revenge for all the cross burnings she was forced to witness growing up in urban California!
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  1574.  @paulmarwood4325  Amoeba?
    2
  1575. I used to know an Irish kamikaze pilot who flew 33 successful missions! He knew a Jewish pilot who crashed his plane into his brother in law's junk yard! I'll get my coat!
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  1576. Unfortunately we do not have a 2nd amendment in the UK! We don't even have 1st amendment!
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  1577.  @scottmanley  It didn't do William Wallace much good!
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  1578. With that list of 'occupations' you read out Mayhar, I thought it was a porn film you were describing!
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  1579. Most of it is plastic and silicon though!
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  1580. The thought police are here! "1984" was written about the dangers of communism. It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual for the leftwuffe!
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  1581. According to rumours it seems that Del Boy is a bit of a 'wrong un', allegedly!
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  1582.  @colinmatts  Horses have been used in warfare for millennia, fool!
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  1583.  @FrankieDee-hc8ji  Don't eat foreign muck!
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  1584. Here's an idea! Let's all emigrate to Uzbekistan and turn it into a paradise for Britons not forgetting to send all the Uzbkis here to make Britain the number 1 most miserable place on Earth!
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  1585. He'd know......right?
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  1586.  @JohnDavis-jf2if  Surely being a Ginger ticks a few boxes?
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  1587. To me it was the later versions of the Hawker Hunter.
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  1588. Considering that the Sun won't go pop for at least another 50 billion years, I won't lose any sleep over it!
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  1589. Watch the video in video and you can see the ship is fully lit until it hits the bridge stantion and the whole road bridge collapsed like a house of cards. Only then did the ship's lights extinguish. I don't want to speculate but maybe the ship wasn't under full control at the time. There seemed to be no attempt to deviate from its course. Either the harbour pilot missed his turning point or someone deliberately steered for the bridge!
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  1590.  @alistairmonro  And Lee Rigby!
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  1591. Seamen Stein?
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  1592. Sorry son, but you are on your own!
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  1593. The simple answer is that it was all planned by the UN, WEF and asset strippers like Soros to undermine the World economy and bring about a totalitarian international government which would decide, literally, who will survive and who will perish! YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY!....OR ELSE.....
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  1594. The first gyrocopter was designed and built by an Italian and was seriously considered by the RAF as fighter aircraft just before the Hawker Hurricane and Supermarine Spitfire were introduced into service!
    2
  1595.  @ladysudaandthegoddessmorri3217  But only a micro-penis!
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  1596.  @InteloPL  Usually when they're dead!
    2
  1597. The greatest acting role Coogan has played was when he stepped on a land mine in 'Tropic Thunder'! Shame that it was only special effects!
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  1598. Someone told him that there were only pork sausages left!
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  1599.  @denisescally7090  Perhaps you can give everyone an example of his 'grifting'? He doesn't beg for money, not does he pretend that he is anything other than what you see on the box.
    2
  1600. You mean "Johnson"?
    2
  1601. Has anyone else noticed that the bastion of 'free speech', YouTube, with the blessing of Google, has relegated the Flag of St George has been made unobtainable in the emoji set? The closest you can get is the flag of Georgia 🇬🇪 or the flag of the island of Alderney 🇬🇬! Google will say that the Union flag 🇬🇧 is the British flag which is true but it is NOT the ENGLISH flag. In fact, none of the four countries of the Union are represented!
    2
  1602. There was an apocryphal story that Bernard Montgomery once issued an order than 'anyone who captures a German prisoner of war would have to share his rations with him'! One way of saying 'kill the bastards'.
    2
  1603.  @martinsurridge7390  And threatening letters from TV Licencing!
    1
  1604.  @robbeales5516  Me too!
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  1605.  @jamespurchase4035  There are already rumours that at least 5 standing Tory MPs are jumping ship to join Reform, so just more of the same!
    1
  1606. She'd be throwing the Big Mac's and Fries at everyone coming through the drive thru!
    1
  1607. That tranny was the one who threw a tantrum for being 'misgendered' in a store and demanded to be called "Ma'am!" in a very deep masculine voice!
    1
  1608. Our jail's are already full and filled with Pakistani Muslims so squeezing in another 100,000 immigrants, especially those of Indian heritage, will start a bloodbath of epic proportions and, using the Human Rights Act, these same lawyers will claim restitution and reparations for those injured or killed, costing the taxpayer even more. It is simpler to send them back!
    1
  1609. A minge!
    1
  1610. About £10.50p for the whole batch!
    1
  1611. Some can't do it under any conditions!
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  1612. I'm sure the Demoprats have appreciated every vote your parents have cast since their demise!
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  1613. Not a pretty sight!
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  1614. I thought you had unsubscribed, you Libtard!
    1
  1615. You made my day. PUNK!
    1
  1616. As a born and bred cockney I find Dick Van Dyke's attempt to talk like an East Londoner very offensive!
    1
  1617. A while back some of these idiots picketed an oil refinery and blocked a tanker trying to leave. It was pointed out that the vehicle was carrying cooking oil made from sustainable plant based ingredients!
    1
  1618. Is it a raffle?
    1
  1619.  @secretsquirrel6124  Secret perve eh?
    1
  1620. Thank you, Yoda!
    1
  1621. So that's why 'he' has an OnlyFans account?
    1
  1622. Still getting over the hangover Mayhar? 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1623. Unfortunately Skoda ceased production once 400 were sold in the UK. No reason was given but I have suspicions that parent company, VW, were a bit peeved that the Citigo-e was outselling their own, more expensive, e-Up and told Skoda to stop production. Similarly the SEAT Mii-e went the same way a couple of years later. Company economics over rule customer requirements!
    1
  1624.  @mickg7299  Wrong, he changed it to protect his family from idiots like you!
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  1625.  123TheCloop  I was being sarcastic about the pedal bikes etc but there are plenty of vids online showing idiots flaunting the law in front of the police with plod doing sod all about it!
    1
  1626.  @donhue4546  Did you actually listen to her explanation? She said the ousted Russian Marxists and Trotskyists after the fall of the USSR joined up with the Iranian hard right to destabilise the region and the state of Israel. Once accomplished they will then take on the West and conquer us by infiltration and outbreeding us!
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  1627. There was a young man from Troon, Who wanted to go to space soon, He got into trouble As it wasn't so subtle That on liftoff his troosers fell doon! Ok, I'll get my coat! ☺️
    1
  1628. She would make a great face for "Auntie Dianne's Rice"!
    1
  1629. And to wipe your a*se!
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  1630. That could be the next spectator sport!
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  1631. Quell suprise!
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  1632. I'd honestly expect him to run out of his house waving a Plasticine flag and dressed in full Islamic terrorist garb!
    1
  1633. But we all know that the police are a law unto themselves!
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  1634. So a Jewish boy calls for the obliteration of Hamas and gets a police visit. Yet Hamas supporters get a free pass calling for the obliteration of Israel and the Jewish race?
    1
  1635. Can't afford the watch let alone the Porker!
    1
  1636. Surely it should read Ex-prince of Sussex?
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  1637. Mind you, they've done their best to so far! Perhaps it needs demonstrations against the MSM directly to bring it home?
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  1638. Nah! She tripped over her false boobies!
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  1639. Sharia law by the back entrance.....Ooer missus!
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  1640.  @AndrewWilliams-ry6tb  Not mentally, he's regressed to a mental age of 6, blaming everyone except himself and his minions like a spoiled brat!
    1
  1641. And drop it as soon as they find Muslims are involved!
    1
  1642. I guess she isn't getting any meat inside her and hasn't got any for a very long time if ever!
    1
  1643. It would need a third musketeer to make the full set! Maybe Javier?
    1
  1644. FA,FO!
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  1645. Mossad will claim that it was 'the hand of God'!
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  1646. Did it come complete with the booster seat as Hamster is having problems looking over the steering wheel?
    1
  1647. Have you been 'Tangoed', Andrew?
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  1648. So sorry that you got screwed in the election, perhaps you should have changed tack and made Reform your home. At least you would have saved your deposit!
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  1649.  @Woody10719  Or Cat in Red Dwarf!
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  1650.  @terrorbilly1  Yup! No point in wasting more money than necessary? On second thoughts, let the c*nts pay for their own tickets!
    1
  1651. BMW drivers tend to have a 'holier than you' entitlement regarding road usage. The same goes with Audi and Mercedes drivers too!
    1
  1652. I thought the BBC weren't allowed to advertise? That's two product placement ads in one programme!
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  1653.  @carlgrove8793  If you are in fact 74 then you must recall the heatwave of 1976 where the average temperatures were higher than today's! Or are you just jerking off?
    1
  1654. I like children but I couldn't eat a whole one!
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  1655.  @sallyrobbertse5418  Yes, half the population are over here already and the rest are trying to kill each other. Lovely place!
    1
  1656. Falter claimed that he had removed all signs that he was of the Jewish faith. So what was he wearing on his head? Why was he carrying a briefcase with an obvious Star of David on it?
    1
  1657.  @MoneymikeB  He's not 'islamic', fool!
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  1658. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    1
  1659.  @tag206  Or even Range Jesus!
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  1660.  @joseph9074  And you are an R. Sole!
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  1661.  @upthebracket26  Strange? I didn't think we'd left the EU yet judging by the pettifogging that the government and 'civil service' has been doing over the last 6 years?
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  1662.  @trevorscrivens3440  The flag of St Edmund, the true English saint.
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  1663. Jeff Warboys will be first in the queue!
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  1664. Must be horrendous trying to get in the bathroom in the morning!
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  1665. I doubt if the family has much to worry about as, yesterday, former F1 overlord, Bernie Ecclestone, pleaded guilty to not declaring £400million in an off shore account to HMRC. He was 'fined' £650million and sentenced to 17 months imprisonment, suspended for 2 years. Meanwhile, the main villains in the Great Train Robbery got 30 years for stealing only £1million! Looks like "one law for me, another law for thee" if you have the funds behind you?
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  1666. The left eating the left yet again! Not going to last much longer, thank God!
    1
  1667. Yes.
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  1668. 🤣🤣🤣
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  1669. "Captain on deck!" "Landed!"
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  1670. Should have left the out of date milk in Hamster's office!
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  1671. Racist! Other colours are available! 🤣
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  1672. His biggest sin is supporting West Ham United! COYI! ⚒️
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  1673. There is a long history of dodgy behaviour and turning a blind eye with WY Police (i.e. grooming gangs and the failure of the force to act against the perpetrators!)
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  1674. I got a Reform leaflet in the mail this morning. Luckily the posties in my area don't find it necessary to deface them so it now is proudly displayed in my front window!
    1
  1675. Fools!
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  1676. At the end of the universe!
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  1677. He'll be boo hooing that he's caught monkeypox next just because he like to stick his sausage up someone's sewer pipe!
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  1678. In posh society they are known as Counts!
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  1679. It wasn't live, just a regular post! Bun Bun is happy for you! 🐰🐰
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  1680. "Heil Hydra!" ✊✊
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  1681. No?
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  1682. James, you are not so much as sitting in the N1A as sitting ON it! It's not really meant for someone of your, ahem, 'stature'! 🤣🤣🤣
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  1683. Yes the Hamster has hardly changed at all apart from the face fungus, and the glasses, and the dragged through a hedge backwards hair style, oh and the teeth whitening kits used on a regular basis!
    1
  1684.  @davidgraham6781  He died a couple of years ago, sadly.
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  1685. Oh yes they can! It's a club and you aren't in it!
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  1686. Wow! Gun Jesus admits that 'nipple protectors' are not his expertise!
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  1687. I bet Alex Belfield hasn't been released yet. He exposed certain 'characters' within the BBC including the odious Jeremy 'Vile'!
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  1688. Most of the so called 'celebs' are not employed directly by the BBC. They are employed by a company called BBC Studios, which as a PRIVATE entity, can refuse to expose their employees financial incomes. How is a PRIVATE company allowed to use the BBC's name when it is supposed to be a 'public' institution? It's called FRAUD and MONEY LAUNDERING!
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  1689. When I saw the thumbnail I thought "Oh no! Here we go again!"
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  1690. I wonder if the Liebour candidate from Clacton will turn up as he lives in Selly Oak?
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  1691.  @neilsimpson9963  Have you ever tried to get to Milton Keynes on a weekday?
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  1692. I should have thought that you would have scheduled the set to be shown at the same time as Charles the Turd's Christmas message to the Commonwealth and Islamic nation's just to see who gets higher ratings?
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  1693. Did you not understand that most of the functions are automatically disabled when the vehicle is moving. My satnav, for instance comes on when I start the car but goes into 'sleep mode' about 15 seconds later so as not to distract me whilst driving. By pressing the record button wakes it up if there is an incident that I may need to provide for insurance purposes. It then returns to 'sleep mode'.
    1
  1694. Bad hair day Paul?
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  1695. Straight from the same 'book of excuses' and 'word salad' manual used by the police farce!
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  1696. There's me thinking you were gay!
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  1697. Both she, the BBC and Jack should all be prosecuted and held accountable for the breach of GPDA regulations. So serious is this act of the breach of privacy I hope that the fallout from it costs the BBC and NatWest to go under, this time for good!
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  1698. They are a spent force and I know first hand since the days of Tyndall!
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  1699. Why didn't you get it sorted at Hamster's garage? Er...on second thoughts!
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  1700. Are you wearing that shirt for a bet Scott? Did you get it at the clown's outfitters?
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  1701.  @RussSmith93  Have you, knob?
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  1702. If you don't like Two Tier Kier, would Lego Head Kweer be better? Come and arrest me if you're hard enough! By the way, I'm almost 75 you pillocks!
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  1703. D'oh!
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  1704.  @ridiculouslyoverpoweredsup4421  Or OnlyFans!
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  1705. "The shotgun went off by itself, Me-lud!" The Alec Baldwin defence!
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  1706. No!
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  1707. Yes and an independent reporter has just been arrested for 'causing alarm and distress' to all those Hamas and Hezbollah apologists! His name? TOMMY ROBINSON!
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  1708. 2TKWEER is typical of a man who is used to 'being in charge' and everything done for him. Only now he is finding out that his policies are not popular and is doubling down in his efforts to stay in control! Mad effer!
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  1709. Did he have a brother, George?
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  1710. Seems to me Arca have been playing too much Kerbal space! The weight needed to produce a boiler capable of producing enough thrust to get to ELO is going to keep it grounded. This is a pipe dream (pun intended) or a huge scam to mine Bitcoin off the gullible.
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  1711. Perhaps the prison authorities should not feed them during their stay at His Majesty's pleasure. By the looks of them, they are not likely to starve to death!
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  1712. Was he sitting in it, gently crying!
    1
  1713. Certainly he's a bum!
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  1714. I don't believe for one minute that the council sent the letter 'in error'. It's a deliberate ploy to destabilise society and turn the population into a coffee coloured, sheep like, controlled mass.
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  1715. But the former leader, Nick Griffin did!
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  1716.  @davea6314  I thought the Demonrats were in control?
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  1717. That SMG box sounds like a Wilson pre-selecter bus gear box! Go down a gear as you approach a corner and up again on the way out and it will sort itself out, eventually!
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  1718. But...but...that would be against his human rights! Never mind the human rights of his victims!
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  1719. The phone companies gave the numbers of all active phones and the radio frequency they operate on! Looks like the phone companies are complicit in this tomfoolery?
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  1720. Mike should have used this as his camper conversion!
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  1721. Fredo gets his comeuppance!
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  1722. I believe that Suella has finally 'read the room' and realised the Nation's disgust of what has been going on. The weak and feeble leadership of Roland Rat lookalike, Sunak is unsustainable and the sooner he goes, the better! As for Suella, she had better follow up 'talking the talk' with 'walking the walk' or she too will get her P45!
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  1723. That's what years of communist indoctrination has done to our educational system. Just turn out mindless drones who can't think for themselves and follow the 'next big thing' as it's 'cool' until the police crack down on their stupid ideas, then claim victimhood! And these are supposed to be the future 'leaders of the world'! D'oh!
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  1724. No they're just tools!
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  1725. ⚰️👻☦️☠️
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  1726. Let's go Brandon!
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  1727. You mean like Ronan Sorrarse?
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  1728. Usually on the floor under it?
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  1729. But to openly blame Tommy whilst he has been calling for peace is the act of a Judas and a coward. Farage has lost a lot of votes doing this and will regret it when he holds his constituency meetings!
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  1730. How big is your bedroom and is there a window I can watch through?
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  1731.  @jonp6798  They must be big fatties where you live pal!
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  1732. Must have been Clarkson!
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  1733. Bee's Lives Matter! I had a similar event happen to me at primary school. I was leaning against a fence in the playground minding my own business when two of my schoolmates were having a play fight, tussling with each other. They came so close to me that one of them inadvertently tripped over my feet. This was seen out of the corner of her eye by the playground supervisor, a Miss Cook, an ugly soul who must have remained a spinster all her life, and was frog marched to the Head's office. She accused me of deliberately tripping the other boy and that she saw it all unfold before her own eyes. Naturally the head believed her rather than a 6 year old child so, despite pleading my innocence, I was disciplined by having no 'play time' for the rest of the week! I think that was the time when I realised that there is no justice in the world!
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  1734. FA and FO!
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  1735. Ask Andrew Bridgen, he seems to have his finger on the pulse!
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  1736. Yes, next May!
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  1737. Shaking with laughter!
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  1738.  @richardsanders.4624  I think he means 2TKWEER Starmer!
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  1739.  @justsomeguy9583  The chances are that the venue has been threatened with disruption and violence if Sadovitz goes ahead by the killjoys of the left. Considering that Sadovitz thinks of himself as left wing that's very telling!
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  1740. That pith helmet doesn't have a hole for his ponytail!
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  1741. You do realize that the person who died was in fact trying to kill anyone who got in his sights? I hope his soul is burning in hell!
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  1742. He's talking out of his a*se!
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  1743.  @phoebs50  You are living in the 60s or 70s dear. The alleged 'right wing' has moved to a more moderate centrist stance, witness the two rallies organised by 'he who shall not be named' Tommy Robinson, where people of all colours and all faiths (apart from one) came together to attempt to 'Unite the Kingdom'!
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  1744. That's protected by all the excess engine oil that blew out of the overflow!
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  1745. When it comes to full term will you be pushing it out through your penis as most men can't pass a kidney stone let alone a 7 pound baby?!
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  1746. But still have to pay National Insurance. A bit like paying for a TV licence when you don't watch any of the crap!
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  1747. Surely an electric blanket will add to your fuel worries?
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  1748. They are all in the same club and we're not in it! Blair convicted of a 'cottaging' offence using his middle names to avoid publicity, Stammerer decided not to prosecute Savile when he was chief of the CPS despite overwhelming evidence against the nonce, who happened to be 'best mates' with Chas the Turd! Coincidence?
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  1749. You should see him on Saturday nights! 😜
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  1750. Has Officer Pisspot put in his application for the job? He couldn't do as badly as Cressida Straponadick!
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  1751. I thought that every government was scamming people out of millions every hour of every day but the laws don't apply to them, do they?
    1
  1752.  @paulchambers6537  I have Paul, you don't speak for me you fool!
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  1753. Most things are better than Billy Bragg! Such a great socialist, he moved out of London to get away from the 'hoi poloi' and get pissed on champagne!
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  1754. I remember seeing it at a racing car show when it was first shown to the public all dressed up in the red, gold and white livery of John Player Gold Leaf that the F1 cars wore. Even got to sit in it and was surprised by the amount of seat adjustment it had compared to its contemporaries. If I had the choice, I'd go for the Twinkle version rather than the Renault just for the extra performance and better engine noise, blow the environment!
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  1755.  @chrisstephens6194  Not as naïve as you! Check the likes!
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  1756.  @RafeeqGhanem  How come the accused attacker was speaking Arabic? Did you and your cult groom him once you found out that he was mentally deficient?
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  1757. From what I understand this Argentinian version of Boris has promised his country to restore Las Malvinas to Argy rule!
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  1758. Followed by "Down down! Deeper and down!" if it fails again!
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  1759. Not supported anymore!
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  1760.  @KatherineSpinks-cu9io  It's already failed! A man was jailed for 2 years for putting up alleged racist stickers (they weren't!) yet a Muslim police officer got 400 hrs of 'community service' for being in possession of terror related information and being a member of Hamas! Don't forget Alex Belfield either, jailed for 5 years for upsetting the foo food of people associated with the BBC including the 'bike nonce', Jeremy Vile!
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  1761. @Colin Gregson Especially the one that the UK carried out experiments with Anthrax spores. 😀
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  1762. They want to appease the 'religion of peace' in case they riot against the 'establishment'!
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  1763. Not to mention Mindy counting the insurance pay out!
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  1764. It was another woman, didn't you listen to the commentary?
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  1765. And get killed in prison by the muslim gangs!
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  1766. "Le Sange est sur l'arbre" was to only funny thing he did in his whole career!
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  1767. The guest was right about Trevor Noah, he was meh when in London and got away with 'jokes' no white comedian could ever say. There again, the States took Jon Oliver, who nobody in the UK thought remotely funny, and elevated him to semi-stardom! No accounting for taste!
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  1768.  @Rob2  Would you go to a 'regular' airport if someone had hung a liquid fueled rocket off every airliner? The CAA would say "NOT ALLOWED!"
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  1769. I see you have a new office Mr Pisspot? Did you have to suck Sad dick off?
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  1770. No party is above criticism so faults must be addressed. To me Reform is nothing more than Tory Lite and is full of people who wish to keep their trotters in the trough and line their pockets. Farage has been foolish enough to throw Tommy under the bus when he could have simply said "I have nothing to say about him as I do not know him" but he chose to utter the very same words as other so called 'commentators' did. To me Farage has become a Judas and is getting his 30 pieces of silver from the public purse!
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  1771. Slick Willy said that he didn't have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky but it seems that she was quite prepared to play the pink oboe for him. Proof? The little black dress with Slick Willy's man juice stains!
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  1772.  @todorkolev7565  Lego Head Kweer kier!
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  1773. A Ponzi scheme if ever I saw one!
    1
  1774. I thought that only last week Savage Jabbit said that vaccine passports would not be issued live on TV? Does this mean he, like every other politician in government, is a bare faced liar?
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  1775.  @chaosflower4892  Neither was David Icke but he too has been over the target for some time now!
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  1776.  @teeanahera8949  Bloody grammar police! Eff off!
    1
  1777. And the BBC were themselves one of the main instigators of the false accusations!
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  1778.  @silkvelvet2616  And Whistl
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  1779. If ever there was a face that needed rearranging with a cricket bat, smug git!
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  1780. Nothing will happen as money will change hands, new back dated licences to practice law in a false name and false IDs will be created for the lawyers! This was just the Indian side of the problem, if the Mail had investigated the Pakistani lawyers they would have found the problems even worse! All corrupt as f*ck including the incumbent Mayor of London, Khan, still allowed to practice law!
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  1781.  @imsoreetodddid9007  A bunch of keys comes in handy at times!
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  1782. The atmosphere around the protesters in the pouring rain must smell of wet dog and rancid piss!
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  1783. They only live rent free in the heads of Two Tier kier, Cur Mark Rowley and Welby!
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  1784.  @Kaycee907  Rotten Ricky was only a councillor!
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  1785. Someone has to take the flak for Stammerer!
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  1786.  @BadlydrawnBen  Wanna bet?
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  1787. To call the Horten a 'failure' is a bit of a myth. The aircraft actually flew in prototype form but the program was cut short when the aircraft crashed when an engine failed, killing the test pilot. To say that the aircraft was stealthy was due to its construction being mainly of wood and its aerodynamic advantage of having a much less radar profile than a conventional aircraft. They didn't intentionally design it as a stealth aircraft, it was purely a product of the Horten brothers dream of a flying wing.
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  1788.  @colinstewart1432  That excuse didn't end well for Nazis after WW2!
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  1789.  @paulchadwick9419  Look him up online and find out what he speaks like normally. Certainly not the voice he was using on the Ch4 hit job!
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  1790. I just hope Bibi has given Donny a pager to give to Z as a prezzey?
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  1791. I do hope it wasn't a brain transplant?
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  1792. Bet she's got a huge 'growler'?
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  1793.  @sunshine-qk8qe  That is what he owes the various skanky, corrupt, human rights lawyers who demand their pound of flesh for defending the scumbags who commit r*pe and violence against the young white girls that Tommy is trying to help! Tell us where we can find this information or is it something made up by Hate not Hope?
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  1794. They are not a police force, they are a police FARCE!
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  1795. Had to renew mine recently as I came up to my 73 birthday. Sent the form off to DVLA Swansea and got the replacement back within 2 weeks still before my actual birthday.
    1
  1796. Hillary Rodham Clinton, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $2 million!
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  1797.  @dylanandmolly3739  He trying, and failing, to be funny as if Mr Lawrence isn't funny enough!
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  1798. Give your head a wobble! He and his kind don't give a f*ck about you and yours. You are just an insignificant piece of 💩 to be trodden into the dirt by any means!
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  1799. Arise Lord Baldgunguy!
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  1800.  @G4RY1159  I think he means 12 minutes!
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  1801. Sorry but he's a lawyer/barrister and doesn't do free consultations so go to your local lawyer and get a quote!
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  1802.  @rcfokker1630  Have a last wank?
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  1803. I give my neighbour's dog walkies and always carry a bag in case he does a poo. There is no hardship in simply picking it up with the bag and disposing it in a nearby bin. There is also an advantage that, in cold weather, you end up with a natural hand warmer!
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  1804. 'Collateral damage' is always a product of war. To paraphrase 'Bomber' Harris in WW2, "They have reaped the wind and must now suffer the whirlwind!"
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  1805. It's all to do with the money. They'll be back for the next installment as soon as the General Election is over!
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  1806. Remember that this trial is to be held in a Crown Court yet they have not given Tommy the option of a jury trial in ANY of his previous appearances! That alone goes against the human rights act!
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  1807. It is notable that the illegal who pushed a postman onto an live underground track in front of an approaching train because the postie 'looked at him in a funny way' has been jailed despite having 'previous' of 21 offences and being on the existing 'deportation' list. This deportation has now been put on hold indefinitely!
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  1808. I though that Japan launched their rockets at an angle as there's not enough Viagra to go round? I'll get my coat!
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  1809. I haven't got HIV (formerly known as A*sehole Injected Death Sentence) and never will as, a silvertip nearing 73 years of age, my anal sphincter is a one way street!
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  1810. Yes but they're all Freemasons here in the UK. It's a big club and you ain't in it!
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  1811. If he were a Hamas or Hezbollah supporter he would use an IED! I bet the 'establishment' wish he was?
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  1812.  @nickmiller76  And ends with a ’lim'!
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  1813. Let me guess, the adaptor was made in Chy-na. Caveat Emptor!
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  1814. All variants of a virus strain actually make the virus weaker as it tries to find a way around a person's natural immunity but at the same time it allows the virus infect more people although, thanks to natural immunity, their symptoms will not be as bad as before. Back at the beginning of the 20th century, Europe was hit by the Spanish flu pandemic where millions died but the virus effectively died out within 18 months and left the rest of the population resistant to the original strain. The virus tried to mutate many times with occasional peaks but got weaker and weaker until now it is referred to as the Seasonal flu which takes the oldest and weakest from society with very predictable numbers despite inoculations for the past 80 years. Suddenly Seasonal flu disappeared for a couple of years but was replaced with the manufactured/fictitious Covid-19 virus that took exactly the same sort of numbers previously put down to Seasonal flu! Now, after 2 years of this bovine excrement passed down by so called experts, fake scientists and greedy politicians, the game is up! They are desperate to keep the people under control but as Abraham Lincoln once said, "You can fool some of the people all of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time!"
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  1815. R. Sole!
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  1816.  @susanaldred4972  Under Sharia it is!
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  1817.  @TheOcean777  Lammy would eff that up 100%!
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  1818. Have they banned the MDL yet?
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  1819. I wonder how long his wife has known about him being a nonce? Mental illness? I call it 🐂💩!
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  1820. What? Does Doris and Miss Trust both shag little boys? Only asking for a friend!
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  1821.  @rizizum  Build it out of Unobtainium!
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  1822. Who knew that Clint Eastwood was a CIA agent and such a brilliant pilot?
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  1823.  @Del_S  I already have, she's not that good!
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  1824.  @paulcampbell6316  Only to a maximum of 6 months but considering what sentences are being handed out it looks as though that ruling has been bypassed.
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  1825.  @paulcampbell6316  Normally up to 6 months but these are not normal times! I wonder if, had the accused pleaded not guilty, that the magistrate would have sent the trial to be heard at Crown Court, or would he/she take advice from the CPS and imposed a higher sentence on its recommendation?
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  1826.  @trevormcdonald385  So if I made a similar comment and action towards you, would you still consider it hyperbole? No, you run to the bill screaming that you'd been threatened, you plonker!
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  1827.  @northernlad1397  A "Jim'll Fix It" badge!
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  1828.  @kerrybayton2954  Only 6 months mate.
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  1829.  @wyvernmodelrailway  Such as? Oh yes! He hates white people! That'll work!
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  1830.  @HilaryB.  Into how they can spin it to say it was an 'involuntary movement'!
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  1831. Is marching about in a Nazi uniform an extraordinary ability?
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  1832.  @zakzwijn8410  The Isle of Man is a paradise for a corrupt money grabber like 2TKWEER!
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  1833. The Isle of Rockall would suit him fine, no food, no natural resources, no housing and F*call to do!
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  1834. When a woman did that in London she lost her licence!
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  1835. Or maybe a 'Farmer Giles Ring'?
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  1836. Amazing that there was a lack of police presence. Perhaps it was due to the coach being full of illegal immigrants on their way to being housed on the now 'safe' barge moored in Portland harbour?
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  1837. A bit of a perve on the QT are you?
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  1838. 🥇There you are, now go and show mummy!
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  1839. That front splitter looks well mullered!
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  1840. But they refuse to do so because they know the 💩they come with!
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  1841.  @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of  W⚓!
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  1842. What the Felk? I'm sure the Elbonians could find a use for it, maybe as chocks to stop their Jeeps from rolling away when parked?
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  1843.  @runristaren  Have you found your girlfriend's 'trigger' yet?
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  1844. Where would the Elbolians stand on this?
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  1845. Sir Jim, I would agree but the number who have signed is nowhere near the number who voted for this vile government. If it were 20 million or more then you could say that the people have spoken and have no confidence in Liebour!
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  1846. I'm surprised at that age you can still see it!
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  1847.  @emm_arr  Do you know the history of George Soros, a Jew who ratted on his own people to the German occupiers of his country to save his own sorry skin and eventually made a fortune by selling the properties of the Jews on the black market for profit. He eventually amassed enough cash to affect stock markets by selling short and bringing about some serious financial problems for Western countries including the UK. With his ill gotten gains he has been active in financing 'pressure groups' intent on ruining the West by any means possible!
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  1848. I wonder if they'll reshoot all of the Snow White actress's scenes with a replacement? Would be a shame if the stand in was Chinese as we've all been told not to eat the yellow snow!
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  1849.  @thomasfairfax4956  I suggest you read his books where you will find out that he has been lied about, fitted up and forced to plead guilty to protect his family! The worst of this is that the 'establishment', MSM and NGOs are doing these things to make him look like a 'nasty thugs' in the eyes of the sheep like public of which you are obviously one!
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  1850. If the politicians had any sense they will have hidden their ill gotten gains in offshore accounts and there will be no paper trail. I remember Farage being asked about his dealings with a certain address on the Finchley Road and he promptly had the enquirer thrown out of the meeting!
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  1851. With Dorsey (and others) now hiding from any flak from the Maxwell trial I guess Agarwal is just confirming that white conservatives aren't allowed on Twatter!
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  1852. Definitely a Code Brown moment! Bill Shatner would have Shatnered himself!
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  1853. Looks like Tousi TV may get another presenter?
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  1854. Nigel's Liebour opponent in Clacton expressed some very racist opinions online, taking pleasure in "drinking white man's tears" and doing his utmost for "the black and brown constituents in Clacton" despite the demographic of the area being around 90% white! Liebour moved him back to Selly Oak, Birmingham, where he came from PDQ!
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  1855. Cleetus McFarland has bought the entire US stock to keep his Carbon Cub smokin!
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  1856. I don't know how Nigel managed not to tell the 💩stain to eff off?
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  1857.  @bryantb4258  Or Epstein's
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  1858. If the Navy have no idea of how many potential targets they are facing it suggests that all the expensive sophisticated radar systems on board are basically just junk!
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  1859. I smell the touch of the Amber Turd effect here as she tries to deflect attention from her involvement in his book "Where?" I guarantee that a hugely expensive divorce is going to hit the headlines very soon!
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  1860. The Muppets are offended by that remark! They have more brain power than this thing.
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  1861. Because it's not historically factual, twerp!
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  1862. Big Mike is married to Barry O'Bummer!
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  1863. Then how would you be able to impart this gem of information to us, DICK?
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  1864.  @h.a.9880  The problem now is that it hasn't got an automated docking/undocking system so some brave soul will have to sacrifice him/her self for NASA and Boeing to realise what a big mistake they have made with this white elephant project!
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  1865. Ok slap head!
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  1866. He had one as a merchant banker for Rothschild's!
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  1867. 14 years inside for you fella for mocking our wonderful government who would never, under any circumstances whatever, lie to the British public! Keep up the good work mate!
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  1868. Nope, he's just a 'dic'!
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  1869. I would love to see the breakdown of how many of the top officers, General and above, are from a BAME background. Very few, if any, I imagine?
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  1870. Is that John Inman? "I'm free!"
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  1871. I didn't know that Eddy Izzard was Danish?
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  1872. He can request it but the 'establishment' will deny him that right!
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  1873. One did! He was an 'agent provocateur' who was mouthing off attempting to stir up a riot but was removed/'arrested' for his own safety! He stood out because he was above average height, had a skinhead hairdo (how gay is that nowadays) and was aggressive to everyone around him who asked him any questions. (i.e. a typical policeman) A true patriot would have been friendly to everyone including the leftwuffe across the road!
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  1874.  @seaoftranquility7228  A woman? Are you serious or mentally ill?
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  1875.  @aidanmagill6769  According to the IOC she was 'tested by a system that they chose to keep secret'. I wonder how much that cost Insane Imane's team in payment to the IOC?
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  1876. I'm wondering if Charlie ignored any signs stating that the house and parkland was private property as there did seem to be a sign on the wall by the lodge house. Obviously if the couple who live there don't want people wandering beyond their lodge then they should have put a chain and signs across the access to the park. Then again, it may be that this paved road is registered as a public highway and to prevent access is illegal as is preventing someone from leaving?
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  1877. Well you shouldn't have opened the door to him stark naked! 🤣
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  1878. The animal refused to enter a plea so the judge assumed that he was pleading not guilty.
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  1879.  @SteveWainhouse  Sounds like his legal aid funded human rights lawyers used every trick in the book to keep the dirty pig here?
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  1880. Does this mean that the 'establishment' has been guilty of spreading 'misinformation', the very thing that Starmer, Cooper and co accused those patriots jailed were found guilty of? One law for me, one law for thee!
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  1881. The local swimming pool in Wannabee PM Sunak's Richmond, Yorkshire constituency has closed because they can no longer afford to heat it. Meanwhile millionaire Sunak has just had a pool installed in his house that costs, at last month's prices, £30,000 a year to heat. Perhaps his constituents should turn up at his gaff and shit in his pool!
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  1882.  @hardlines2635  Or go blind!
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  1883.  @DrStrangelove-w9w  Only 20% of those eligible voted for this 💩bag. The rest voted for other parties or, scandalously, didn't bother! Are you proud that only one fifth of the population voted for this cnut and you are happy to let our country go to hell in a hand cart? Shame on you, W⚓!
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  1884.  @Yatagurusu  Really? Tell me when and where, you doofuss?
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  1885. Farage is a Judas and threw Tommy Robinson under the bus using O'Brien's language just to save his scrawny neck. By the way, Jo Brand looks as though she's already had a face full of acid!
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  1886. Another little man who tried to destroy London, died by his own hand in his bunker in Berlin!
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  1887. She did! In the middle of Johnny's bed!
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  1888. Unfortunately the typical Liebour voter would elect a pile of steaming dog💩if it had a Liebour flag stuck in it!
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  1889. Surely the title of this video should be "Tools rush in"?
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  1890. If it doesn't go soon, it never will!
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  1891.  @Happyheretic2308  He was born in New York so that makes him a Murican, a septic, a Sherman, a boil on the arse of humanity!
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  1892. Manscape were offering tickets for a policeman's ball. It was a raffle!
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  1893. And a plastic surgeon!
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  1894. The real problem is the spineless individuals that make up the Houses of Parliament but it is they who issue the orders.
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  1895.  @somethingintheair5373  Not while scum like Chilcott and Danzcuk as candidates are 'the best they can put forward '!
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  1896.  @olivierpuyou3621  Not Patty LaBelle either!
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  1897. Tice has spent a lot of his time cosying up to sitting conservative MPs yet threw Andrew Bridgen under the bus. He is a snake and all that Reform will do, with or without Farage, is be a continuation of the same corruption and skullduggery!
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  1898. Nah, that's Charlie Mullins, the plastic Rod Stewart of 'Panademic!' fame.
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  1899. Oi yoi Keef! I hope you changed your name by deed poll as we can't have the PooTube W⚓s complaining about a bit of punani language while there are still vids up that show child rape, beheadings and such, can we?
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  1900. Now they wave Palestinian and gay flags! Looks like your dad chose the wrong side!
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  1901. Are you on medication or wacky baccy?
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  1902. I call the company "Herpes" as you don't know if you've got it or where it comes from!
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  1903. I don't see any tears, all I see is a man passionate about this county and the mess it has become thanks to melts like you, bompur!
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  1904. But it won't have the stopping power if you really need to use it for self protection!
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  1905. From what I understand Wooten wouldn't want to shag her either. She's definitely not his type!
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  1906.  brianmcpherson7786  Muslim run Labour councils!
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  1907.  @I-NINE93THREE-I  If that is the case, why didn't PooTube stop the publication at the first edition of the series?
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  1908. Allegedly done 'bad' things i.e. fitted up by the bill as this case shows!
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  1909. Judging by recent convictions I reckon most of the missing nonces have actually joined the police force!
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  1910. Looks like something Gun Jesus Ian would recommend for the Elbonian Army!
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  1911. Us Brits did the same early in the desert campaign where we used the tropicalised Hurricane fitted with a 2 pounder anti-tank gun under each wing with 12 rounds per gun. In the hands of an experienced pilots they were deadly to both Italian and the early German tanks. They had to be flown pretty fast and low to do the job though as the recoil from the 2 pounders almost stalled the aircraft!
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  1912. Got to be better than the Fembot's bra guns in Austin Powers but not as appealing!
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  1913. Should have been called "Huge Bellend"and painted it purple!
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  1914. Free Palestine from Hamas!
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  1915.  @koorob  Look out! The MDL are coming!
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  1916. That bloke on the panel needs to have his social media checked!
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  1917.  @angelaregan475  They put him in solitary at Belmarsh for 3 months until a judge had him freed because the prison broke the rules of his incarceration!
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  1918. I thought that excentric British engineers died with Fred Dibnah? I was obviously wrong! Wonderful stuff!
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  1919. The police, politicians and judiciary come to mind!
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  1920. According to his own words he believes that the working class are all drunken, tattooed, knuckle dragging, skin head, thugs! I've not heard Farage retract that statement so he must be mates with Stammerer the 💩!
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  1921.  @sagmanbennettrobbinsoppenh2926  Better than saying "That ceiling needs repainting"!
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  1922. I would love to stand in one of these 'safe access zones' with my head down and eyes closed. If the 🐖 comes along and asks if I am praying i'll say no, i'm just thinking about what would happen if I kicked you in the goolies!
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  1923. Sue them for hate speech!
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  1924.  @MicheleLLOYD-bk2mt  How? We had control of the Falkland before Argentina was an independent country?
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  1925. If it wasn't for the 'younger' panelists it's almost as if Disney trawled through the nearest old folks home for the stupidest bigots on the planet and told them to mouth off in front of the cameras for nothing, zilch, nada except some calming meds afterwards! The audience is the rest of the old folks home!
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  1926. Well it's not Ronnie Pickering, that's for sure!
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  1927. You know that Sunak has no idea what 'free speech' is. To him it is whatever load of bollox he spouted 5 minutes ago!
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  1928. With her big gob and her previous 'big boned' size she is hardly invisible! Mind you it must take a lot of willpower and adrenochrome to maintain that look?
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  1929. He scrubs up nice on his OnlyFans account, allegedly!
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  1930. Fool!
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  1931. Is Stammerer and Co trying to justify the claim of a £20 billion black hole in our economy by making it bigger?
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  1932. Yes!
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  1933. Escorting them away from US airspace! The RAF do the same when the Bears come within 300 miles of British airspace, the Russians do this on a regular basis to check how 'ready' the air force is and what's new on the fighters sent to turn them around.
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  1934.  @NigelJackson  🤣🤣🤣
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  1935.  @whathandleUtalkabt  Neither are Alex's shirts but hey ho!
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  1936.  @Les-i7e  Is your name Les Bian?
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  1937. He might just get one to keep him quiet, that's how the honours system seems to work.
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  1938. Wear it as a badge of honour!
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  1939.  @bren70ssss94  Use false number plates and wear a balaclava/disguise then!
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  1940. Wouldn't it be ironic if, when the capsule is returned to the JSC and opened, a 'Facehugger' from 'Alien' leapt out and took over the facility?
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  1941. Dffff3freerrerrrfefff ❤️😭❤️
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  1942.  @hajpal  How are things going in the mosque? Pulled any underage kids lately?
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  1943. I used to know a guy who married a 'Strawberry Blonde'. Turns out it looked like she'd been hit with an axe down below!
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  1944. From Lands End to John O'Groats, you're all going back on boats!
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  1945. It's POETS day!
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  1946. Only the bodies and internals are made in the UK. The chassis, electric motors and batteries are made in Chy-na, and that's the most expensive parts!
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  1947. Just defund the BBC by not paying the TV tax!
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  1948. How is Lego Head 2Tk going to stop the smugglers when they are on the other side of the channel? Surely that is the responsibility of the French?
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  1949.  @Agnar669  Which is why they are all around Westminster and Downing St, protecting the politicians from the public who hate them?
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  1950. Technically it means that 2TKweer gained office by deception, thus his election is null and void. Thus his tenure as Prime Minister is over and a bye election should be held in his constituency from which he is banned. Maybe some good news for the country at last but having the Ginger Growler as PM might put a downer on that!
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  1951. Just like the Hamster!
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  1952. Didn't the Austrian painter with the funny moustache make similar promises with the original VW Beetle as he diverted people's deposits into the Wehrmacht coffers to build tanks?(In Elon's case Starship and the heavy booster!)
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  1953.  @TheChrisheath7  He's a parrot but didn't know it!
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  1954. Who TF are you, schmuck?
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  1955. "Stuck Farmer!"
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  1956. That's waycist!
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  1957. I thought Richard was going to say that the patch of sand where he was conceived?
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  1958. Tousi 'After Dark'. Bring on the dancing girl, wash her and send her to my room! 😜😜😜
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  1959. Blame Blair, he brought in the legislation then effectively cancelled the law of treason to save his scrawny neck!
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  1960. Do you know that Ukraine started this war in 2014 by attempting to commit genocide against ethnic Russians who lived in the Donbas region or are you an ignoramus who believes the MSM narrative?
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  1961. Oi yoi Keef! Not seen you for a while, ya W⚓! Been doin bird or doin a Tommy on 'oliday, ave yer? R. sole!
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  1962. Even Gingers!
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  1963. Aw diddums! The Dutch PM resigns and starts crying. Was it because he has lost his job, his influence and an incredibly large income or did he sell his soul to the WEF who are now about to execute his entire family due to his incompetence? PJW, did you have to show us Farage's striptease? Thank God you cut it off before he went full frontal!
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  1964. Anyone who votes for Reform is voting for a continuation of the same old 💩! Tice and his cohorts are 'controlled opposition'!
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  1965. Whatever, let's agree that he threw something that may have caused injury or death if it had hit someone. Guilty of assault m'lud!
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  1966. There was a warning last week that an asteroid the size of the London Eye was on a collision course with Earth. Since then, no updates. It was probably some bird poo on the telescope's mirror!
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  1967. Not very tinted then as UK traffic police carry 'comparators' now to make sure the tint isn't too dark (in their opinion!)
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  1968. Or accept bribes from a dodgy member of the House of Lords?
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  1969.  @stephfoxwell4620  The 'establishment' needed to make an example of him to make Free Gear 2Tk look hard!
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  1970.  @REFORM_ALL_THE_WAY  Integrity? Jumped from Liebour to CONs to Deform! Are you serious?
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  1971. Is that you, Herr Shikelgruber?
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  1972.  @hassamlatif1169  He PRETENDS to be other people for a job, if you can call it that. That doesn't make him a hard man, it shows that he is a man who is easily manipulated by the smell of money and fame!
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  1973. I'm absolutely crushed by their attitude!
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  1974. I've not read her book either but I bet it's a piece of narcissistic 💩!
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  1975. They're hoping to influence the few remaining 'floating voters', you know, the things that won't flush!
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  1976. Not sure about that as I think if it is a 'criminal' trial the fine is unlimited but in a 'civil' case it is capped. Same as Amber Turd being fined X$million but it was limited to $350,000.
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  1977. Who gives a fack about CO2? It's plant food!
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  1978. It's just Doris 'Testiculating'! (Waving his arms about and talking Bollocks!)
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  1979.  @davedavids57  You seem to have the sad case of Jo Cox on your brain. Where do you stand with the murders of David Amess and Lee Rigby?
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  1980.  @maxasaurus3008  Stop Sniggering at the back there!
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  1981. "All done in the best possible taste!"
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  1982. Lots of Darwin Awards coming their way!
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  1983. I wonder how much CO2 was pumped into the atmosphere? Perhaps Greta Thunberg can go there and give the volcano a good telling off? HOW DARE YOU!
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  1984.  @pavel9652  Proof of your statement please, kiddo!
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  1985. We didn't send him, to us he's as much use as a chocolate fire guard!
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  1986.  @paulchadwick9419  Still trying to troll, fool? How about the racist Liebour tried to use as a candidate in Clacton against Farage? Nothing to say about that, fool? I await your answer but I won't hold my breath as you cannot possibly condone it, can you?
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  1987. I'm Spartacus!
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  1988. Kennedy was probably the last time the Democrats had a real leader even though he was a philanderer and had dodgy 'assistants'. His death was ordered by a powerful cabal of warmongers, arms dealers and bankers who wanted to make money out of human suffering. His alleged killer, Lee Harvey Oswald was probably a convenient 'patsy' to take the fall for the crime and was killed himself by wannabe gangster Jack Ruby, himself dieing from terminal cancer, before Oswald could even be officially charged. Very convenient eh?
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  1989. I see what you did there but despite coffee shop prices I don't think that Dan would make all that much!
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  1990. It's part of the same cabal! Partly owned by the BBC who suck ad revenue to fund the Corporation.
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  1991. It seems that there is no smoke without fire and the Liebour leader has something very nasty to hide about his private life!
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  1992. Surely you should have changed your Christian name to Kiiv in solidarity with the Popular Front of Ukrainian Bullsh*tters?
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  1993. Is anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order but needs thawing out before use!
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  1994. I thought it said 'Strudel Haus' where he got his apple pies from?
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  1995. He/she will be only there to feed the monkey!
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  1996. No need to to be rude! A simple "No thank you" and close the door or window followed by a very loud "W⚓!" usually does it!
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  1997. Expense. The US military always want the cheapest option. Chroming the bore would have cost $1 per gun and when you're buying millions every cent counts!
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  1998. Pronouns matter to OfCom!
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  1999. Unfortunately, most people can't be ar*ed to wade through your verbose dissertation upon alleged democracy. If true democracy existed, those in power wouldn't let you vote for fear of being ousted!
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  2000.  @peacefulsounds6973  How many gallons to the mile would you like?
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  2001. The Michael actually pulled the famous white helmet in the studio not as he got out of the car. Chances are that Ben drove the car for the film and the Michael simply donned a white race suit and helmet for the 'surprise' moment!
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  2002. If he was impersonating Rowley I say that they were too small and didn't have enough bird 💩on them!
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  2003.  @helengunter378  Which is why he is facing these charges. He made a documentary about corruption in the police and judiciary but didn't publish it as the same police and judiciary got wind of what was in the content. Being fair minded they imposed an injunction preventing Tommy from making it public in Britain but a US company got hold of the copy and broadcast it worldwide. Subsequently, all of Britain was able to watch it thanks to the Internet should they wish to. More overreach from HM Government and their corrupt system. Look for "Lawfare" by TR.
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  2004. Boys playing in the park using their jumpers for goal posts! Mmm! Don't you just love it?
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  2005. Not even with yours mate!
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  2006. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! I wouldn't waste a round on him whether he was protected or not!
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  2007. Blame his dad! If only there was a time machine we could use to go back and c*ck block him?
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  2008. Muslims have already been broken by being brainwashed by their book of fairytales!
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  2009.  @fabolvaskarika7940  Not as twisted as you, goyim!
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  2010.  @stanogden8864  As well as Liebour and the LibDumbs
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  2011.  @JuliusFawcett  Their main sponsor is a Muslim!
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  2012. There is only one problem with Melie is that he has promised to make the Falklands into Las Malvinas!
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  2013. It'll be a freebie along with his pension!
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  2014.  @robinbatman7405  Not just Dick Lice but Frotage as well, who despite his 'man of the people' public persona, hates the working class with a passion!
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  2015. @REBEL.56 And Big Mike is a man!
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  2016.  @terryboland3816  Timothy Evans, hanged for the alleged murder of his wife and child in 1950. Sadly, found to be innocent, too late!
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  2017. Good, 99% of them are money laundering scams!
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  2018. He probably let one rip and the crew fell about laughing!
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  2019. A slight correction to your commentary is that Broadley's Lola Mk 5 became the basis on which the Ford GT40 was based. The Lola T70 came about later, originally as a vehicle designed to contest and win the CanAm championship in North America. John Surtees took the title but was stymied the in following years by Bruce McLaren building a better car. Not to become a total loss, the T70 was transformed into the T70 MK3 and 3b to take on Ford, Porsche and Ferrari in the World Sportscar Championship. Perhaps one day you could do a video of the Ultima Coupe? A kit car so good it was banned from racing!
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  2020. There are no 'non-muslim' prisons!
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  2021. Who's next? Sleepy Joe?
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  2022.  @Damian-ew1vl  How does that explain the many gingers who are of the Jewish religion? Were gingers accepted as the lost 13th tribe?
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  2023. He would never work again if he did!
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  2024.  @RobertCraft-re5sf  It's all paid for by the British taxpayers in the name of 'Foreign Aid' but the British Space Program is little more than a man and his dog working in a shed in Leicester!
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  2025. You've obviously never heard a Matra V12 at full chat mate!
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  2026.  @pantherplatform  It's going to be Brandon's retirement home!
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  2027. I used to like Muffin the Mule but a magistrate made me stop!
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  2028. Well he needs a hobby after working hard at Tesla, SpaceX and the Mining Co! 🤣🤣🤣
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  2029. All that intro and yet you didn't touch on the Cappuccino's party piece with it's novel top?
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  2030. He's got to keep OfCom happy!
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  2031.  @colinmatts  R sole!
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  2032.  @colinmatts  Why not R sole?
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  2033. We need another 'John Bellingham' episode!
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  2034. If you are an indigenous Celt does that mean you are a 'Ginger'?
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  2035. The worm turns!
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  2036.  @mikepxg6406  That didn't turn out well for the media, did it?
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  2037. They did the last time they held a meeting. It was held in Khan's Londonistan and even he allowed it to go on!
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  2038.  @ehpares39  Jews have lived in the 'Levant' (Palestine) for centuries and rubbed along with the Arab population. My late father served there during WW2 and told me the only way to tell a Jew from an Arab was to strip them naked, if you get what I mean!
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  2039.  @StillAliveAndKicking_  Weak people with hurt feelings was what got him convicted. The one thing these weak freaks had in common was that they all worked or had worked for that bastion of truth and light, the BBC!
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  2040. Is the bike nonce after yet more money? I guess his BBC salary isn't enough to live on nowadays!
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  2041.  @richardmarsden.5610  Kiddy fiddler!
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  2042. Did the pizza have pineapple topping?
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  2043. Probably Charlie the Turd!
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  2044. He will be found floating face down in the Thames by the Met police in about a fortnight!
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  2045. A free holiday at His Majesty's pleasure?
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  2046. Are they related to the Fritzels?
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  2047. You have to tell them before they can arrest you.
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  2048.  @bradleywilson5641  And the difference is, exactly?
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  2049. I thought KHAAAAAN! had the Met in his pocket?
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  2050. In line at Krispy Kreme!
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  2051. I wonder if Heinz paid them for the advert?
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  2052. It was so good that the Americans had to buy a British bomber, the English Electric Canberra, produced under licence by Martin as the B47, before they managed to catch up with development! The Canberra was already nuclear capable.
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  2053. He's only throwing his hat in the ring to become Liebour leader/PM! Don't expect him to be any better if he gets the job! He's done bugger all for Manchester!
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  2054. Because if he had a proper trial in front of a jury he would expose the lousy establishment and judicial system for what it is. Corrupt! A jury would most likely find him not guilty on all counts and the establishment can't have that! By the way, the 'journalist' he referred to is Lizzy Dearden who got an induction against Tommy for a stalking charge when he turned up at her gated home to try to discuss with her allegations she was threatening to print about him, once. She has, to date, written over 200 libellous and slanderous articles about Tommy but as she is an MSM biatch she gets away with stalking him whenever she feels like it. Thanks to the likes of Google and Facebook banning him from 'free speech' platforms he has no voice. Once Elon Musk took over Twitter (now 'X') he has reinstated Tommy's account and given him a small outlet He had a channel on Telegram which was doing fine until someone from Google (Zuckerberg?) put pressure on them to prevent followers to communicate freely on the site and exchange thoughts and ideas and have just, effectively, nuked his channel. As far as I know, Tommy is the only person to have been 'excommunicated' on Telegram in this way. Even Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are still allowed free speech without censure!
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  2055.  @geoffdundee  I call him Chas the Turd!
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  2056. The same regulations should be brought in for cyclists due to the number of numb skulls who believe that they have right of way on any footpath, road or byway!
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  2057. Summer Glau would have sorted out those Reavers!
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  2058.  @a5209283  You'll have to play as a yank as the UK is the unofficial 51st state!
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  2059. I wouldn't believe a thing the BBC tells me as long as I have got a hole in my a*se!
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  2060. People too scared to put their name to something that may come back to haunt them? Or maybe dirty tricks by the YouGov site blocking people from signing? I managed to sign the petition ok but 2 other petitions I tried to sign did not send the "confirm that this is your email" message so my vote was not registered!
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  2061. Where does Mrs. Gun Jesus insert the batteries?
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  2062.  @willie2761  Journalistic Prostitution?
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  2063. Probably not but knowing our establishment I wouldn't put it past them!
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  2064. That's why they went to a Welsh circuit!
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  2065. It's not Sunak's job to sack Rowley. It's down to the odious Khan!
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  2066.  @colinmatts  Yes, definitely! He's more capable of being 'even handed' than the odious scumbag, Khan!
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  2067. It's certainly a reasonably priced car but it's only ok if it's THE reasonably priced car! (As driven by the celebs on Top Gear!)
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  2068.  @stephenogden5470  He got a wake up call yesterday when a woman was arrested for calling him a C*UNT to his face as he entered the lockdown enquiry!
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  2069. Two Tier kier=R. Sole!
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  2070. The Bill isn't worth the paper it is written on. Roland Rat and Suella are just trying to bolster the CONservative votes in the forthcoming council elections. Liebour are no better either.
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  2071. They're a load of lying 💩bags now. The only thing they conserve is their own riches!
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  2072. It looks like they may have used the 'reinforcement block' insert as an anchor point for the swivel.
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  2073. Just what I was waiting for!
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  2074. Because they can't argue with the truth!
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  2075. It's strange that you would be afraid of finding that you'd see exactly the same spec of car if you went to a car show. Have pity on the Chinese then, as the whole first export production run was in that same spec, everyone of them in yellow! Isn't that a little bit of racial stereotyping?
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  2076. What a load of oblate spheroids! I bet she's always alone at parties! Even in the film "South Pacific", one song refers to women being 'broad' where a woman should be 'broad'. I guess this miserable c*w will object to that too?
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  2077. He left his booster seat at home!
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  2078.  @douglassmith215  That was because she was on her knees 'servicing' her boyfriend!
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  2079.  @ianhill4585  No! I'm Spartacus!
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  2080. Should have gone to Specsavers pal! I had a mate who looked just like her, he was a member of West Ham's I.C.F.!
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  2081. The only thing missing from Gun Jesus's outfit was a string of onions and a bicycle!
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  2082.  @scotthoskins1875  Grabbed her by the feline!
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  2083. Where's the union for pensioners?
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  2084. 13th tribe!
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  2085. 🎶"Nmn, do do di doodoo! Nmn, do do di do! Nmn, do do di doodoo, di doodoo, di doodoo, di do do do do do!"🎶
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  2086. He's in the back of a lorry on the way here now!
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  2087. It's a bit like the Marathon chocolate bar being renamed Snickers. New name but still crap!
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  2088. Coming to Netflix soon! Fast & Furious 11, Starring Harry Hewitt and MeGain!
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  2089. The first all Mini race was held at Brands Hatch shortly after the car was first shown at the London Motor Show in 59. Top saloon drivers were invited along with a sprinkling of F1 drivers to take part. The cars were the basic 750 unit as John Cooper had yet to get his hands on one and they were on standard road tyres. The grid was decided on numbers being picked out of a hat so no one had the advantage of getting around the circuit for a practice session although I think some of the F1 drivers managed to entice dealers into giving them a test drive on normal roads. The cars were lined up for the start and Graham Hill was seen out of his car and talking to each driver in turn through the grid much to the consternation of the starter and the BBC TV commentator. He finally returned to his car and started up, the starter raised the Union Flag (no lights in those days!), the engines revved and the flag dropped. Immediately every car REVERSED about 5 yards! They all stopped, selected 1st and the race was on! Needless to say no quarter was given, bodywork was bashed, a few wheels fell off and I believe one was rolled onto its roof. I hate to think how much this promotional race cost Austin/Morris but the world fell on love with the little rollerskate!
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  2090. It's only cancelled for whites so Sir Leonard of Brixton can feel better!
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  2091. Dis-arsed-her!
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  2092. Is Ben (Stig) Collins the best driver NEVER to have an F1 career?
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  2093. Give them a chance, there have only been 3 cases in the UK and they had a threesome!
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  2094. That's the civil service for you, comfy job sitting on backside and not recording existing data on everyone who requires help except illegals!
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  2095.  @sublimebeauty1  Not if he runs the company it seems.
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  2096.  @leecromer3289  He already is for accessing kiddie porn on his phone!
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  2097. BEST LIVE ALBUM EVER!!! Bought this back in the day and felt totally immersed in the whole thing. The audience participation was electric!
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  2098. The P90 is soooooo much sexier than either of these two!
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  2099. Having a 'functioning' system makes it look as though the authorities give a f*ck!
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  2100.  @jhonfrancis5.0  Just like you, fool!
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  2101.  @davidweather3267  Technically Cooper is in charge of this so I guess 2Tk didn't get the memo?
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  2102. Or "Kill Tek"?
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  2103. There are ways and means. He'll slip up sometime and not even his most ardent supporters will save him!
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  2104. TousiTV has a bigger following than you lot! 🤣🤣🤣 Think about it? One man and his pet rabbit!
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  2105. I do wish Andrew would stand as an independent in the next election in his persona of Keef K, sorry, Floofabaht. It would give the voters something to laugh about and put the holier than thou, po faced, mainstream politicians in their place! Maybe he might win as a big F You to the House of not so Commons?
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  2106. Ooo? Matron!
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  2107. It needs someone in Scotland to complain to the police that his comments are hate speech and threats to commit murder. The Ricardo Cabeza would then get a long stretch in nick and his only audience would be 'Big Bubba'!
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  2108. All those cardboard boxes look mightily inflammable to me? Wouldn't it be a shame if there was a sudden outbreak of 'spontaneous combustion'!
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  2109.  @georgemcqueen2572  Better than being a brown tongue like you!
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  2110. Watching the previous video when the Captain was describing the mods done to the airframe to prepare it for its current use I couldn't help laughing at the co-pilot's reaction when the Cap said that no mods were required for the main spar to cope with the G forces. He looked as though he was thinking "When TF were you going to tell me?!"
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  2111.  @mrmola3295  Too many pies?
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  2112. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  2113. There were no words, it was an instrumental and, as someone suggested at the time, sounded like something you'd hear in a tacky ice skating rink!
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  2114.  @davidcooke8059  Surely he would be in some sort of wheelchair if he was Davros from Davos?
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  2115. Should have sent some to Elbonia. Got to be better than anything they had!
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  2116. So instead of hitting centre mass you now hit right in the gonads?
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  2117. I used to have a N/A MiTo with cruise control as the only option but the car handbooks at least came in a leatherette binder. Should I ever have the money, of course I would buy one but it would have to be the GTA version as, unlike the GTA-R , keeps the rear seats and is thus still usable as proper 4 seater.
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  2118. So have most naval ratings I should imagine?
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  2119. That's why Greece are in the 💩 financially as they have had a voluntary income tax regime for donkeys years. When you elect in a beneficial communist/socialist government everyone becomes corrupt and evades payment!
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  2120. He has to be a member of parliament first, so unless some Londonistan MP is going to be 'unlived' soon......?
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  2121. Looks like "Rosie the Rocketeer" has caught Monkey Pox!
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  2122. So where is the establishment/judiciary going to put all us opinionated criminals once convicted? The prisons are full to bursting so what is their answer? Release all the kiddy fiddlers, rapists and murderer's to continue their reign of of terror?
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  2123. She literally lost her bottle and Tommy wants to give it back to her!
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  2124.  @IdeologieUK  Anything that'll make him blush! Perhaps we can get Burnham to strip for him? It's the only job he'd get if Nick wins!
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  2125. "I'm bored now!"
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  2126. It looks like the police have found 2TKWEER's "Far Right"!
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  2127. So Micron and Stammerer are both disabled then? Physically or Mentally? I see Micron brought his grand dad along but the wig and dress don't suit him!
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  2128. Love him or hate him, Donny ran the USA like a business and steered the economy that had stagnated under O'Bummer into a surplus, he actually help create jobs in every sector unlike Pedo Joe who only creates jobs in his addled, failing brain! Unemployment fell dramatically especially amongst the blacks and hispanics and the people were more comfortably off than in the previous decade. Because of his business skills, the swamp dwellers in Congress and the House of Representatives saw that their collective chances of making lots of money out of the people's misery was slipping away which is why they collectively conspired to remove him from office, especially the RINOs!
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  2129. Yes!
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  2130. Except if you ask him how he has jumped on Tommy Robinson's bandwagon or about the certain address on Finchley Road that laundered money for the rich and famous to avoid taxes!
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  2131. I understand Epstein's island is up for sale. Perhaps the perfect place for Corden to hide away for the rest of his puff!
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  2132. Don't be so naïve BBB! It is a deliberate act by the British government to restrict Tommy's freedom of movement. Justin Castro's fingerprints are all over this too! Our government don't want Tommy in the country during the General Election, nor do they want him around on July 27th. Just as attacks on Farage have given him and Reform a bigger profile so this attack on Tommy will bring even more patriots onto the streets on the 27th! The government have failed again to read the room. They thought imprisoning Tommy would rip his following apart but that backfired as it just made it stronger. This connivance by the British and Canadian establishment will make the movement get stronger still as, whether Tommy is there in person or not, the rally WILL go ahead and be far bigger than they think!
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  2133. No, they'll cut holes in the floors of them so we have to get about Fred Flintstone style and charge us more for the holes!
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  2134.  @heather333  That will only last for 2 years then the demanding money with menaces letters will start again. If you fill the form in again all you are doing is giving the TVL/BBC/Crapita your details so that they know who and where you are.
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  2135.  @Goldensunrise-8  According to many constituents in Clacton, Farage has been notable by his absence and they are not happy!
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  2136.  @maxwild1212  Brexit has yet to be implemented thanks to our despicable 'government' and the 'Snivelling Serpents' who have deliberately put self interests and personal gains before what's best for the country!
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  2137. But his chef died in mysterious circumstances whilst surfboarding at 8 in the evening just offshore of O'Bummer and Big Mike's seafront estate?
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  2138. Absolutely nothing to do with teachers and lecturers indoctrinating the kids in Marxist theory then?
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  2139. Strange? Nigel didn't call us all knuckle dragging, tattooed, skinhead thugs this time!
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  2140.  @fredhair  The useless idiot probably thinks that the British National Anthem is a fascist song!
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  2141.  @smithbrownjones  Where does that leave ducks, geese, chickens etc?
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  2142. $1.4 million and she drank it all?
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  2143. John Lennon was originally barred from the US for cannabis and cocaigne use. Took him donkey's years to get it overturned.
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  2144. Better get editing your post again you fool and learn some geography! Panama is in the Americas, 7000 miles from the Houthi territory at the mouth of the Gulf of Aden and the Red Sea!
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  2145. Boo boo! Oh dear, what a shame, never mind! FA,FO!
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  2146. You mean the degeneracy of living off the earnings of pornography and prostitution?
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  2147.  @jasonuren3479  But Stammerer and Rachel Theives are trying to kill off us elderly so where are the going to get the TV Tax from then?
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  2148. If NASA and the FFA got their fingers out and backed SpacEx fully I'm pretty sure that Elon would be prepared to help out in the building of a space station which would exceed their expectations. Unfortunately, NASA and co are afraid of losing their monopoly of orbital space flight and handing it over to a private company who will then turning it into a great success. Also many of the other companies involved, Boeing in particular, are looking to extend the build time for such projects as it will give them more access to the taxpayer's dollar.
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  2149. I'm still waiting for Lee Anderson, MP to thump 7 colours of💩out of Bray!
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  2150. Or the 'Faaaaar Right'!
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  2151. You heard it from his own mouth, THERE WILL BE NO MASS DEPORTATIONS! He has renaged on his promises to the public to stop immigration and start repatriation! Someone has the 'dirt' on him and he is now turning into a corrupt, lying scumbag like the rest of them!
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  2152.  @אניבאמתיהודי  I thought Musk bought the "Boring Company" to dig tunnels?
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  2153. Twat Valley Police, Detective Sargeant, Superintendent, Peter Pisspot will love this!
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  2154. Simple answer to the question.....YES! Khan's Gestapo at their finest!
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  2155.  @fishnchips2423  Not if has got an electromagnetic lock on it! Most blocks of flats have them now to prevent vandalism, drug dealers etc and the inhabitants of the property have key fobs that allow access. Anyone else has to ring the number of the flat they want to get to and get the inhabitant to allow entry. The postmen in my area have a key fob that allows entry to all properties on the estate where I live. My fob only allows me access to my particular block. Thus, unless someone else in the block lets them in (unlikely in my area) TV goons are left out in the rain and snow! 🤣🤣🤣
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  2156.  @wendieking4184  You sound a bit biased in your opinion which I presume is based on what you have been told by the totally biased MSM without even trying to look into true background of the accusations. By the way both Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy don't exist, neither do Unicorns!
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  2157.  @CatValentine-j9d  "Come by!"
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  2158. No longer than 3 inches? I've been lying to my wife for years then!
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  2159.  @quillo2747  2024, 2025, 2026.......ad infinitum!
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  2160. "Reeeeeeeeeeee! Mista Policeman lock dem all up! I am all wet like I was a a gay Bukake party!
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  2161. Doesn't say a lot for your wife's cooking!
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  2162. That is assuming that this is a one way street and that the motorist wasn't being overtaken himself by a faster vehicle?
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  2163. HK wanted to use existing parts rather than tool up for a novel design that may or may not get adopted.
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  2164.  @fatherchristmas2998  My friend had a papershop. It blew away!
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  2165. Fig rolls? At least they will keep Neil regular!
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  2166. Re the next episode: has Mike got the new Lambda sensors this time?
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  2167.  @tjp353  Sleepy Joe remembers it like it was yesterday!
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  2168. Nuclear war is probably the next emergency broadcast we'll get. Bit late to start building the bunker though.
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  2169. It's not about giving you notice of something nasty coming down the pipe but about control and surveillance of every individual. Once you've complied the government will be able to listen in to your conversations, see which way your political allegiance lays, monitor your on-line purchases and probably watch you via the camera on your phone. Orwell's Big Brother is here but 39 years late!
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  2170. Don't cheer yet folks! Djocovic has been rearrested by the Gestapo as the Minister of Immigration with the backing of the Health Minister overruled the Court's decision! This is now war against the people by the Communist Australian government!
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  2171. I often get sticky when I'm trying to chamber but the missus doesn't complain too much!
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  2172.  @TS-wh4ey  But, but, it's not on fire!
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  2173. Approximately £6,000 each plus installation costs!
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  2174. It's the same at Manchester airport where to drop someone off, no matter how briefly, you are charged for exit. Thank God that there is now a Metrolink station on site!
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  2175. Mug
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  2176. He's more 'British' than you!
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  2177. It's nothing to do with 2TKWEER, it was in Scotland so it's down to the Procurator Fiscal to prosecute and get a just conviction. The judge was probably a follower of the religion of peace too!
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  2178. Strange how these duplicitous people in power seem to think that by deleting a post makes it go away? The internet forgets NOTHING!
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  2179. I remember Spike Milligan publicly referring to Chaz the Turd as "a grovelling little sh*t"!
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  2180.  @Braiam  But he did his research and found the true figure, so what's your point?
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  2181.  @frodej6640  Many millions ago it was that high, and higher. It wasn't until grass began to grow that the concentration went down. Many of the dinosaurs at that time were also huge because they needed the lung capacity to survive. Even newly hatched youngsters had large lungs to cope with the then lower oxygen content of the atmosphere.
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  2182. It's only an emergency for the "Johnny Smugfaces" of this world Andrew. Is that why we haven't seen him lately?
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  2183. The Senior Officer was probably in the queue at Maccy D's or Gregg's.
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  2184. One is elected by the democratic system, the other ignores the democratic system and makes up legislation that is illegal!
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  2185. I understand that the Scottish First Minister, Wee Jimmy Krankie, is considering allowing a space launch facility to be built, for the right price of course, somewhere in the very north. It seems that a consortium is ready to start work as soon as they can find not only the funding but a milk bottle big enough to launch their rocket from! 🤣🤣🤣 All this Indian space exploration has been paid for by the British taxpayer via 'foreign aid' whilst they have kids being abused and starving on the streets!
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  2186. I bet he's heading to the range later?
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  2187.  @5hif7yx86  Stammerer doesn't!
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  2188. Yes, it's not just teeth whitening products he uses.
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  2189. One of your rivals, Nick is Jake Austin, standing for the Lib Dumbs and is as camp as a row of tents! What is it with the Lib Dumbs and their obsession with gays standing as candidates?
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  2190.  @daffyduck780  Me too! Come and get me Lesbian Nana!
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  2191. We can only live in hope!
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  2192. Don't let 2TKWEER see this. It will give him ideas to get rid of us pensioners!
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  2193. Quite right too! It was a planned assault and thus should be prosecuted. I remember back during Tommy Robinson's MEP tour where an Islamist threw a milkshake at him on the Rock in Bury. Tommy avoided most of it and Simon (Rev) Evans caught most of it. The GMP being woke captured the miscreant and escorted him out of town. No arrest, no court case, no conviction! I wonder why that was? Two tier policing perhaps or GMP being absolutely crapping themselves of the consequences of arresting a Muslim?
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  2194.  @englishciderlover7347  None that would openly admit to being so!
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  2195. Mind you, Florence was right, I wouldn't 'Sargon' it either!
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  2196. Certainly not our armed forces which are at their lowest manpower levels since before WW1! Besides, they will be drafted into the 'UN Peacekeeping Force' sent to quell the rebellions in France, Belgium a Switzerland by arresting indigenous people for complaining about the imported rioters!
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  2197. Trojan horse!
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  2198. I'm not surprised! Liebour need the Islamic vote to win the election as their core support is flocking to Reform!
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  2199. Plus the UN, Davos and Brussels or any place these unelected 'elites' gather to plot our demise!
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  2200.  @DavidEdwards-uf5lg  Must have serious 'dirt' on someone?
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  2201. Why would the 'establishment' defund their propaganda mouthpiece? What the Biased Broadcasting Caliphate tells us is exactly what the 'establishment' wants us to know and Marianna Spring's 'Verify' unit is only there to try and stifle the truth from coming to light!
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  2202.  @legobatman8353  Suits you sir!
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  2203. Not if he's inside!
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  2204. Surely if the plastic envelope has printed on it, "WARNING. UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS MUST NOT REMOVE OR INTERFERE WITH THIS TICKET" means no one but the issuer of the ticket or someone authorised by them may touch it? As a private person then I do not have the authority to remove or touch it so it stays where it is until it gets washed off by the rain or rots and falls apart!
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  2205. I bet Gordon the Gofer is crapping himself?
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  2206. It's probably because you watch Dr Felton that your teacher marks you down as talking truthfully about history is now verboten!
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  2207.  @nathanmays7926  Haters gotta hate!
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  2208.  @areyouserious3092  Yes, there are a lot of twats in uniform!
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  2209.  @briankerrison8504  Yet!
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  2210.  @NigelJackson  Her ratings were obviously falling so she'll get plenty of male 'reporters' at her place to here her story for a few bob and a hand job!
    1
  2211.  @bab5panky  There are reported incidents of victims meeting their attackers!
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  2212. Tommy has got off lightly but he still has the bogus 'terrorism act' charge hanging over his head. I have a feeling that he might have his sentence doubled as the 'establishment' may wish for the additional sentence to run consecutively rather than concurrent!
    1
  2213.  @edweb9751  Right to the top of the Met! Her name was Cressida (Strappa on a) Dick!
    1
  2214. Why? Is he a nonce?
    1
  2215. Why? Is he a nonce?
    1
  2216.  @ImCaptainCabbage  Nowadays judges can be as bent as nine bob notes and are subject to the same temptations of any human being!
    1
  2217. Didn't anybody watch the first 'Kingsman' film?
    1
  2218.  @geraldaird1548  Did she clutch her pearls?
    1
  2219. It was to take the piss out of her! You know how Dead Pool and co work!
    1
  2220. Looks like a rogue police inspector over reached his authority on the day and instructed his minions to harass Mayhar and deliberately caused him alarm, distress and fear, contrary to the Public Order Act?
    1
  2221. But he is the guy who got Tommy arrested for having a full English in Londonistan despite Tommy being there to support the Jews! Falter is the sort of maniacal inbred who, back in the day, would have clamoured for Jesus to be crucified and in the 1930s, as George Soros did, turn in his brethren to the Gestapo to save his own scrawny neck!
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  2222. You may want a mission to Uranus but mine is a one way street!
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  2223. They heard that Khan was organising a beef curry night for all his muslim constituents!
    1
  2224. If it had been a big, black dildo with ginger pubes I could understand but a fetish gag ffs?!
    1
  2225. @therealqueenofeverything You have my sympathy. I got out in 2011!
    1
  2226.  @paulchadwick9419  What is your alternative, fool?
    1
  2227. Jared was trying cast the biggest 'bald Eagle' shadow onto the earth! P.S. That's not a 'Skywalker', some poor pensioner is moaning, "Where's my Zimmer frame gone?"
    1
  2228. About time, the British police are afraid of being called "waycist" if they went in like they did against the peaceful women protesters during the lockdown! 💩Bags!
    1
  2229. It's called research mate.
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  2230. The pubs that closed must have been overpriced, have bad service, smelly bogs and shit beer! If they had been any good, they would have held on to their share of the trade.
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  2231. That will do no good as the justice minister is a Muslim !
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  2232. How to ensure that you are never voted back into office ever again! The Demoprats and RINOs know that they have pushed the American people too far and that the 2nd Amendment will, ultimately, take them down.
    1
  2233.  @macdonaldmaurice  Because Labour wasn't working! There again, it turns out neither were the Tories!
    1
  2234. I'm going to ingest mine intravenously!
    1
  2235.  @scarlettkhan9667  So far!
    1
  2236. Will having prostate treatment affect his sausage fingers? I do hope that the procedure is painful and that his gonhorea clears up soon! NOT MY KING!
    1
  2237. Again? What are you drinking?
    1
  2238. I thought that you might have a Panzer 4 with the 88mm gun?
    1
  2239. Every effin one!
    1
  2240. It's a Disney special effect that got away from the next Star Wars movie, "Return of the Death Star"!
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  2241.  @johncaccamo  She said! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2242. Surely a few big burley men with beards could turn up at the recruitment centres for all these organisations and claim to be females from a lost tribe in Africa? They cannot be discriminated against due to their pronouns! Sorry for calling you Shirley.
    1
  2243. Not NATO or the EU though. They will continue to support 'Z' and the Nazi Azof Battalions to keep the cash rolling into the arms industry. Anyone who says, "But the USA rules NATO!" knows nothing of how the warmongers will continue to push for all out conflict. The Rothschild family are rubbing their hands in glee at the thought of being able to make money from both sides in the Armageddon to come!
    1
  2244. "He may have had an accident or a fall". Just like Trump had according to MSM!
    1
  2245. Hey Cappy! You called out the Sten gun but showed a pic of a Bren gun, the best LMG of WW2! Mind you thanks for all the Browning's and sorry about Piers Morgan. Are you sure you haven't got anything to swap him for again because we don't need him back here in the UK? (I don't mean James Corden either!)
    1
  2246. Shhh! Their new First Minister will find a way to stop such goings on as it's "too WHITE!"
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  2247. Then Rowley should be first in the queue!
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  2248. Ooo! Gotta get me one of them! Sorry, two. One for each fist!
    1
  2249.  @BPJJohn  A change of underwear at the very least!
    1
  2250.  @markcropper7182  And Animal Farm. Plus Huxley's Brave New World.
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  2251.  @janethumphries3041  GBN is 'controlled opposition', seemingly saying the right things but falling short when push comes to shove!
    1
  2252. Shades of OJ Simpson here! Everyone knew he was guilty yet he walked free until he decided that armed robbery was more lucrative than working for a living. I bet Baldwin is getting a crew together now ready to storm Fort Knox?
    1
  2253. Of course they want equal pay but on this evidence it would suggest that they don't deserve it!
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  2254.  @heathercooper6043  The chump Liebour parachuted into Clacton didn't last long after his racist, anti white texts came to light. I bet he thought that Clacton would be like Selly Oak where he came from?
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  2255. My money is still on SpacEx especially as NASA has now given more backing to Elon's enterprise. The real trouble with the SLS is due to the company building it, Boeing! Their attitude is "we've got a contract so let's milk it for every cent we can with constant development delays", never mind that even a wrench that you can buy in the Dollar Store will do the job just as well as the $10,000 one that Boeing charge NASA, the government and the taxpayer!
    1
  2256. Huge chance of lead poisoning too!
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  2257.  @kevinshave7082  Very nearly 2.5 million now!
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  2258.  @moniquetheobald889  Not a good idea for white people I'm afraid.
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  2259.  @nottyash100  Sad IQ you mean?
    1
  2260. It's great that he has those lovely hand finishing machines for coachbuilding but I have a sneaky suspicion that Hammond doesn't know how to use them yet.
    1
  2261. Got a lot to chose from in Bradford!
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  2262. At least it was Miller Lite, not Bud Lite!
    1
  2263.  @eddieweaver6999  Will they be armed though?
    1
  2264. If that is the case then Lizzie Dearden needs to be locked up for her campaign of abuse against TR!
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  2265. @John Carpenter Strange that only 29 of them were brought up in evidence then isn't it? I bet the 'thousands' that he was alleged to have sent were in the line of 're my previous text, please reply asap' or were sent by the nutcase who pretended to be Alex and got 18 months in one of HM's hotels!
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  2266.  @buckberthod5007  If you hold the tail up to your shoulder, the recoil would shove you back 50 yds!
    1
  2267. Sophia Floersch and Alice Powell have been through this too and recovered well so all the best!
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  2268. Most of them are probably muslims!
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  2269. I heard a rumour about 5G becoming 'weaponised' if the power settings are turned up at the broadcast end. That was a couple of years ago now and it's been very quietly forgotten!
    1
  2270. Won't lose it in the car park now!
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  2271.  @JoeSmith-h4m  Google 'BBC and related companies' and you will find a list of over 200 entities linked by ownership to the BBC, most of which pay their profits to the corporation and a few that use the BBC name but are considered, legally, to be entirely independent of the corporation!
    1
  2272. All these deaths caused by trees! The government should cut them all down NOW!
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  2273. "Ooo! Betty, I done a whoopsy on the carpet!"
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  2274. We have Khan here in the UK who constantly lies and will not answer direct, simple questions. He is also, supposedly, a trained lawyer and a former Member of Parliament so lies are second nature to him. Unfortunately he managed to get himself elected as the mayor of the metropolitan area of London and has since turned it into his own personal fiefdom and is ripping it's people off by imposing rediculous monetary constraints yet ignoring the crime wave that is overwhelming Britain's capital city! Btw he is also the commissioner of police for the area too!
    1
  2275. More like 30 seconds, the average memory span of a goldfish!
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  2276. Seems that Fetterman has been spending too much time in Pedo Pete's company!
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  2277. We had a guy in the UK who fixed it. Turns out he was a Paedo like Brandon!
    1
  2278. No! To the Gulag with you!🤣🤣🤣
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  2279. Shades of "Demolition Man" that needed the gun to be matched to the DNA of the user but was 'stymied' when Sly Stallone' cloned brother stole it.
    1
  2280. Great for frog eyed Sprites but not a Yank tank!
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  2281. I think I'll get a pronoun badge for when I shop in Gregg's! It'll have a false name but the pronouns will be "I wanna sausage roll/who you lookin at, c*nt?"
    1
  2282. Did he like 'practical sex education' classes?
    1
  2283.  @shugieshugied2269  And our present Monarch!
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  2284. It's SOP for the police at the moment to remove people who may be going about their lawful business because they want an easy time. Frankly, Rowley should stand for a parliamentary seat in an area with a high concentration of Muslims as we know he is lying, he knows that we know he is lying and he would fit right into the cess pit that is the British government!
    1
  2285. What? You joined the 'mile high' club?
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  2286.  @robbeales5516  Jug eared W⚓ is my opinion of him!
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  2287.  @integinteg9222  I saw in Mayhar's video that a total 🔔🔚set off a smoke flare but can only assume that it was a lefty as it was a long way back at a junction.
    1
  2288. As the old song goes, "Mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun...."
    1
  2289. And Jimmy Savile! I bet he knew all about that?
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  2290.  @keithmarshall8796  Nothing between his ears but a blind hatred of Jews!
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  2291.  @24ct_G  When Bruce allowed him to answer that is!
    1
  2292. Germany will deport them straight to Calais!
    1
  2293. In their day, the Lancias were the dogs doodahs! The next car to have this cachet was probably the original Scooby Impreza without the aero.
    1
  2294. I remember a few years back when Boris was in charge and the party conference was being held in Manchester, he turned up and was also refused entry. He walked past myself and a group of friends which included Charlie Veitch and we immediately called him out as a waste of oxygen! Losing his bottle, he dived for cover amongst Drunk Steve Bray's coven of remoaner witches and skulked away when he thought the coast was clear! 🤣🤣🤣
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  2295. Nah! Elbonian is still using gunpowder so they can hide behind the smoke screen!
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  2296.  @debbieburgess2207  Tommy's supporters who he described as "ignorant, drunken, tattooed, knuckle dragging thugs", hence he threw Tommy under the bus, actually!
    1
  2297. Only 1000?
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  2298. Britain had another "Atlantis" in Doggerland further east and south of Dunwich. It was a huge tract of dry land in the North Sea that eventually was subjected to the same coastal erosion and was completely submerged leaving only the shifting sands of the Dogger Bank. Still a hazard to shipping, during very low tides it is possible to walk upon it when the mean depth of water is less than a metre. Ooops! Just realised that he refers to it later in the video!
    1
  2299. Child!
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  2300. Best of luck Dan but his name is Mahyar, Mahyar Tousi!
    1
  2301. Do you work in the Liqui Moly promotions department?
    1
  2302. Hammond needs a booster seat to be able to see over the steering wheel!
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  2303.  @imbonkers3629  Their little door to door salesmen from TV Licencing/Crapita will bombard you with letters trying to scare you into purchasing a licence that you don't need. If that doesn't work they will send round the 'goons' who have less powers than a lollipop lady! If that doesn't work either, they'll then threaten you with an 'investigation' which, if you are genuinely NOT watching live TV under the BBC's own rules, will come to nothing. Ignore the letters, ignore the 'goons', there is nowt they can do!
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  2304.  @Welshy.thejock  What? The bike nonce?
    1
  2305. I use the 3 sea shells!
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  2306.  @pryan9892  So is Bill Posters!
    1
  2307. What? No "Supercalifragicexpealidoscious"?
    1
  2308. Also CO2 levels were much higher. Instead of the miserable 0.04% in the atmosphere now, then it was as much as 25% which led to the massive growth in the trees that eventually became coal deposits that we STILL need to keep warm in winter!
    1
  2309. You hope!
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  2310. Down her legs!
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  2311.  @ntnwwnet  While they got absolutely missed as a pewt!
    1
  2312. A he's angry and B he's been sun bathing!
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  2313. Fully clothed and sitting in a Sauna! What were you both thinking?
    1
  2314. Got to be better than Ukraine winning the Eurovision Song Contest again!
    1
  2315. That'll be the SNP and Alba then?
    1
  2316. Ah, diddums!
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  2317. So you watched it then? For what reason and be truthful?
    1
  2318.  @dvidrie  They didn't give the figures for how long 15G was sustained. Anything longer than a few seconds could be fatal!
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  2319.  @stubones  The bastards won't stand still long enough!
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  2320. He could end up sleeping on the streets like many of his fellow ex-servicemen!
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  2321. Paid for by British taxpayers!
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  2322. More weight and complexity to add to the payload. Like how do you ensure that the legs extend after they survive the heat of re-entry? Push them down manually whilst trying to overcome the G force?
    1
  2323. @Ralph Reilly Pedant Alert!
    1
  2324.  @richardmarsden.5610  Ok, if you say so, kiddy fiddler!
    1
  2325. I have a theory that Harold Godwinson wasn't killed by an arrow in the eye at the Battle of Hastings. He was hit by a micrometeor! Discuss.
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  2326. The JWST is such a complicated design as it has to undergo over a 100 individual tasks to prepare itself for use before it gets to start operation. If any one of those tasks fail to deploy then the whole experiment fails. I do hope that it doesn't but I will not lose sleep over it as I, personally, never contributed to it's cost or to its construction.
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  2327. I bet the idiot hasn't got an OnlyFans account like the previous slag!
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  2328. "Your chicken is rubbery!" "Fanku velly much!"
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  2329. Only holidays at His Majesty's pleasure!
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  2330. Liebour will invent new taxes as there is no way they can afford to implement all their promises! I hope the money tree in number 11 Downing Street's garden is healthy?
    1
  2331. He's not a dictator, he's just a 'dic'!
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  2332. Keef had change his name by deed pole as PooTube found it offensive, so it Floofabaht now!
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  2333. The police don't care because the grooming gangs are run by members of the religion of peace and are, therefore, untouchable due to their penchant to riot if even one of their number is arrested. Plus some members of the police themselves are complicit in these crimes, some of them in high power positions which also involve local councillors, social services and MPs. Perhaps the ordinary citizens should threaten to riot if nothing is done?
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  2334.  @sallybolton2053  I'm glad you have recognised the Karma trap Falter fell into. Did you not see the news that Tommy was released from his bail conditions and is now a free man to go about his business thanks to Khan, Rowley, the Met police and Falter for conspiring to pervert the course of justice by lying, falsification of a legal document (twice), falling to provide bodycam footage of Tommy's 'arrest' and the pepper spraying of him in the face at point blank range while he was handcuffed securely. Not only that he was falsely arrested despite he repeatedly telling the arresting officer that he was working as a journalist on the event and the arresting officer simply said "So what!". Are you also aware that Tommy wasn't even in the prescribed area of the demonstration and thus the order to remove him from the area was unlawful? His release from his bail conditions appropriately came on St. George's Day and I bet that you hate him even more that he was arrested for having a full English breakfast in Londonistan!
    1
  2335.  @jjefferyworboys8138  I don't but if you are stupid enough after what has happened over the last 5 years to believe that the establishment has our health and safety as a main priority then you're not reading the signs. What was a 'conspiracy theory' 6 months ago becomes a fact now!
    1
  2336. That 1st news anchor makes Ron Burgundy look good!
    1
  2337. Too late!
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  2338. There's lots of Ukrainian butty boys here too!
    1
  2339. Flatsats!
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  2340. Signed up a couple of weeks ago online!
    1
  2341.  @Banglish123  Cats aren't considered a proper reason but dogs on the other hand are! Especially police dogs!
    1
  2342. Don't worry, defections from the Tories are on the horizon! Oops! Maybe not a good idea after all?
    1
  2343. Looks like the recession/inflation boom has caught up with Gun Jesus for him to be schilling his merch this early in the year! You can blame Sleepy Joe for that! Also, there's no Elbolian merch! Still got my Elbolian T, I love it!
    1
  2344. That wasn't a cowboy hat, it was his emergency re-entry shield!
    1
  2345. He is urging his supporters to back Trump to stop Harridan Harris from becoming POTUS.
    1
  2346. I got a feeling that Vance is being set up for the next term. Due to his military service he has that 1000 yard stare that will scare the 💩out of his opponents! I do hope he doesn't turn into another Pence and become a RINO.
    1
  2347.  @_SolitaryMan  A certain J Saville comes to mind!
    1
  2348.  @RafeeqGhanem  Go shag your pet pig!
    1
  2349. Brilliant news for all of us! By the way, what have you got a 'semi' on for?
    1
  2350. It is strange how Mr Andrew John Parker's profile pages listing his 'achievements' on the 'Mandy' website have now been pulled down. Whether it was Mr Parker himself, the 'Mandy' owners or the Equity Union insisting on the removal, we can only speculate. Mr Parker himself has acquired a new skill, that of 'the invisible man'! Magic!
    1
  2351. I'm shocked! SHOCKED! But not that shocked!
    1
  2352. She looks and sounds like a 'lady of the night' hanging around Shepherd Market on a Saturday night! ""Wanta good time for a fiver, mista!"
    1
  2353.  @richardmori1389  The police are damned if they do, damned if they don't yet don't yet support from their superiors is noticeable by its absence.
    1
  2354. A lot of them probably are cyclists so it's a double whammy if they get injured!
    1
  2355.  @user-xn2hf9re8r  Sorry pal, it's a bloke! His mother said so!
    1
  2356.  @mickeythompson9537  The word 'Nazi' is the short version of NationalSocialitz' or National Socialist, yet another failed socialist regime like our uniparty system!
    1
  2357. No he's not thick but believes we are!
    1
  2358. Is that a Crash Test Dummy?
    1
  2359. Little Legs and Littler Legs go HGV!
    1
  2360.  @crayzmarc  Worked for Cressida (Strapon a) Dick! Another lezzer!
    1
  2361. I'm sure this would fit in well with the Elbonian army catalogue?
    1
  2362. Or the gallows?
    1
  2363. "A lot of fuss over 3 inches" She said!
    1
  2364. Does that mean that the police are the hardened criminals?
    1
  2365. Huw know, Jedward's dad!
    1
  2366. Simply don't vote for the mainstream parties, they have only their own interests at heart! Lib, Lab, Con and Green have all been bought and paid for so vote Reclaim, Reform or any Independent until they prove themselves to be true Patriots or turn out to be charlatans!
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  2367. Ah but the majority of residents here are white Anglo-Saxon stock and therefore she cannot possibly love them!
    1
  2368. Nope! It's Brexit's fault or down to Global warming or even the cost of the NHS Diversity managers or something!
    1
  2369. Perhaps the BBC would like to lose £3.7 billion in licence fees to pay Farage recompense. Defund the Biased Broadcasting Caliphate, cancel your license NOW!
    1
  2370. The designer used to work for Anne Summers!
    1
  2371. STUCK FARMER!
    1
  2372. I notice that you didn't take into consideration the parasitic power loss of driving the supercharger on the old engine. That in itself will Rob the unit of up to 10% of power delivery.
    1
  2373. Mr Stammerer, I have one question. What is a woman?
    1
  2374.  @atmywitsend1984  I know, I was there. A white guy had 6 or 7 followers of the religion of peace assault him when he told them to get off his property! Guess who got arrested?
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  2375.  @georgemcqueen2572  Did he upset your boyfriend? Aw diddums! Hijazi didn't press charges against Tommy, not did he want to! It was his greedy, mendacious 'human rights lawyers', a gang of Pakistani drug dealers who wanted their pound of flesh and more!
    1
  2376. The chances of watching this film in the UK are virtually zero, even Amazon and Netflix have banned it from their platforms!
    1
  2377. Don't let Jimmer Broadbent see this video! He'll be soiling his underwear! 🤣
    1
  2378. That's some seriously good sh*t she's been smoking!
    1
  2379. Make sure it's not a faux independent as I've got to Muslims standing as independent candidates in my constituency!
    1
  2380.  @theidiotbastardson8223  Waitrose?
    1
  2381. In space, no one can hear you scream!
    1
  2382. Oh the embarrassment! A Scotsman using a welding mask emblazoned with the English flag! 🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2383. Perhaps the EU can take a look at the misinformation spewed out by the BBC despite them having a 'disinformation' guru who lied on her CV to get the job?
    1
  2384.  @davedavids57  Did you get that information direct from Hope not Hate or are you just stupid?
    1
  2385. No! Keep her as an example of how stupid and inane 'journalism' has become. She had no idea what to say to Tommy so she reverted to type and said to everyone in hearing distant, "I'm bored now!" effectively telling the world that she is nothing more than a spoiled child who has lost an argument!
    1
  2386. I bet the collar and cuffs don't match?
    1
  2387. It's Essex Police in charge of the investigation for gawds sake! Expect a decision in time for the next General Election, if there is ever one again!
    1
  2388.  @brianferguson7840  Better than being a bitter and twisted race baiter like you though!
    1
  2389.  @truthpanda1966  They're still 💩 bags though!
    1
  2390. Can we have the Foreign Aid given to India back seeing as the UK has effectively financed the whole thing including the failures?
    1
  2391.  @mars_man9971  I saw a video recently that said that the Abrams was no longer being made but the government were cannibalising those no longer serviceable to keep the remainder going for the next 40 years! The US will no longer be produce any more tanks, ever!
    1
  2392. It's not a Jag, it's a JAAAG!
    1
  2393. She may have all the bits that are missing on Oliver but has she got a bullet hole in the floor?
    1
  2394. Eh?
    1
  2395. This insideous legislation is now a world wide law in that after April 1st (how appropriate) anything anybody says that anyone in Scotland finds 'offensive' is a hate crime no matter where you said it. Ok, I'll start it off! I think Hamza is offensive! He's not whyte enough!
    1
  2396. Farage threw Tommy under the bus by accusing him being responsible for the trouble but Tommy has been consistently saying "Calm down, be peaceful" so Reform are now finished to me!
    1
  2397. The good old 'Vomit Comet'! Hope you enjoyed it? Nice breakdance there!
    1
  2398. Chas the 💩 was dying for a piss so he told Hewitt to eff off!
    1
  2399. I still won't drink that KatzPizz!
    1
  2400. Somehow I doubt that Gun Jesus will be taking this mutha to the range!
    1
  2401. Gun Jesus took his screen test for the next Bond film a little too seriously!
    1
  2402. Katie Price!
    1
  2403. Of course everyone assumes that it hasn't crashed into the 'dark side', the bit nobody can see from Earth?
    1
  2404. KHUNT!!!
    1
  2405. Err... That's not milk shake!
    1
  2406.  @WildernessofMirrorsN17  The water company's workers are now on overtime to clear the backlog. Time and a turd!
    1
  2407. Proof please!
    1
  2408.  @mshossain6897  I hope you mean Hamas and Hezbollah?
    1
  2409. The Russians have been doing it from year dot so I guess Boeing is trying to catch up as recovery from the sea is so much more expensive and dangerous for the crew. Musk, on the other hand, has engineered his space craft to be almost completely reusable (Falcon Heavy loses one of its 1st stage boosters and the second stage)
    1
  2410. I bet Jimmer, Manny and Steve don't get a letter like that?
    1
  2411. Definitely an oxymoron, with emphasis upon the moron!
    1
  2412. My instructor told me at the outset of my lessons, "You are learning to drive what is, potentially, a lethal weapon and I don't want to die if you do something stupid!"
    1
  2413. You have nothing to apologise for Andrew. Just keep taking the piss out of the ridiculous antics of the left and our wonderful government!
    1
  2414. It's quite simple why Farage is doing a U-turn as Elon has called for Tommy's freedom and Farage doesn't want to lose sponsorship from the richest man in the world!
    1
  2415. Tommy Robinson was jailed for a non-criminal offence so we can expect to be hammered for not complying
    1
  2416. Allegedly!
    1
  2417. It looked as though he had plenty to throw around! I've seen them queuing up at my local McDonald's!
    1
  2418. I was watching one of the SpaceX streams when it suddenly cut to Elon talking about Bitcoin investment so I knew something had gone wrong!
    1
  2419. We're doomed, I tell ye! Doomed!
    1
  2420.  @Armadacon  The recoil only happens as the bullet leaves the barrel, caused by the release of energy at the muzzle. Therefore the bullet was already on its way towards the intended target.
    1
  2421. My neighbour's daughter joined the 'civil service' less than a year ago! Since then she has spent more time in Zoom meetings than in the office, working from home, transferred to the Manchester office for a while when she visited her mum and is returning from her 3rd holiday abroad since she signed up!
    1
  2422. @user-dy3np3dd4t OK we got it the first time!
    1
  2423. So basically she was just the gofer for this project?
    1
  2424. Another simp!
    1
  2425. You are being ironic, I hope?
    1
  2426.  @OtherDalfite  I couldn't eat a whole one though!
    1
  2427. Job not shake!
    1
  2428.  @thorgrimb2416  The bit where it says 'try not to obstruct other road users' whatever the vehicle is!
    1
  2429. She/He can come and live on my estate where all she'd/he'd get is a one bedroom flat surrounded by thieves, druggies and other assorted weirdos. She/He would feel right at home!
    1
  2430. Gun Jesus is building a bunker for 'The Event'!
    1
  2431. Mmm? 105 rifled v 115 smooth? Must be penis envy!
    1
  2432. The B.Liar/Brown years came pretty close!
    1
  2433.  @zopEnglandzip  I didn't! REFORM!
    1
  2434. Did 2TKWEER get his ass reamed?
    1
  2435. Just cancel your TV tax and if and when a goon turns up at your doorstep just say "No thank you" and close the door. The goons are, after all, only door to door salesmen/women (have I misgendered someone?) and have no powers of entry. Threats of getting a 'warrant' need the goons to have solid evidence that you are watching TV without a licence and if they cannot see the screen of your TV or hear the programme you are watching they have zero to go on. Do not, under any circumstances, sign any paperwork offered as they will fill it in and fit you up!
    1
  2436.  @tim5114  That's an image I can't get out of my head now. Thanks.... NOT!!!
    1
  2437. And you still pay the TV tax out of fear of prosecution, idiot!
    1
  2438. Unfortunately only the voters in his constituency can throw him out, not the rest of the population. His constituency is a hard left 'bubble' within the hard left 'bubble' that is Londonistan!
    1
  2439.  @141Lav  Orders were sent from above. Harris, Hall and Glitter weren't high enough on the celebrity ladder!
    1
  2440. Marianna Spring, head of the counter-disinformation/misinformation unit has already been caught lying on her CV! Nice to know that you can't trust the person employed to stop disinformation?
    1
  2441. If only this was true! Many of them promised to leave the first time Trump was elected but stayed. Can Bono just drive his car off a cliff anyway, the Taig Fenian? Oh and us Brits don't want Striesand either, we don't like her and the many Muslims we have in the UK now definitely hate her. My guess is that she'd be better off in Israel but if Hamas and Hezbollah find out......
    1
  2442. Gun Jesus collaborates with Tony Stark look-a-like!
    1
  2443.  @isabellamorello6830  I thought you were going to say that you lick your own genitals for a moment there! Phew!
    1
  2444.  @evelghostrider  He was charged under his given name, Steven Yaxley-Lennon, not 'Tommy Robinson.
    1
  2445.  @susanleatherbarrow2495  Eventually she couldn't stand either of them!
    1
  2446.  @bloggerty-schmoo2698  It wasn't 'All of us' that voted for him, it was the demographic of the followers of the religion of peace in the Greater Londonistan area who voted for him using all the methods of electoral cheating you can think of.
    1
  2447. Who killed David Amess and who killed Lee Rigby? Right back at you, scumbag!
    1
  2448. Elon will have occupied Mars by then!
    1
  2449. But it's the 'Far Left' who are in control but claim that the 'Far Right' are the problem.
    1
  2450. Chances are that by this evening, the BBC will carry footage of the 'mostly peaceful' march and riot outside the American Embassy and blame it on 'far right' activist, Tommy Robinson!
    1
  2451. All that gin is there to get the car started before switching to the main tank!
    1
  2452. Reeves shaking with anger? Not as much as us pensioners who will have the choice of freezing to death or starving to death!
    1
  2453. Byee!
    1
  2454. She can pay that without getting out of bed! 😜😜😜
    1
  2455. No mate. BOTH in jail for a very long time!
    1
  2456. As the Lion of Luton pointed out, he was held in Belmarsh AA catagory prison for, allegedly, contempt of court for a year in solitary confinement. This clown, despite his known terrorist background and passing secret information to Iraq was held in Wandsworth, a catagory B nick and given a 'job' in the kitchens! I wonder who let him hide in the supply truck, could it have been MI6 in collusion with G4S?
    1
  2457. But when it runs out, you're on your own sunshine!
    1
  2458.  @Only_Ameen04  Are they speaking to their lawyers?
    1
  2459. Yeah, a five minute spot on Alex Belfield's gobshite tour would set you up!
    1
  2460. How dumb can you get? From the river to the sea is her idea of a nice holiday!
    1
  2461.  @bbdrix23  Yeah, those troublemaking Gestapo of the TSG!
    1
  2462. It's definitely not you is it, cos you've got no answers!
    1
  2463. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
    1
  2464. Tony B.Liar is using Lego Head as a glove puppet! Had his hand up his arse for years.
    1
  2465.  @TheHolySwordOfLight  But that will be deemed a 'hate crime' under this legislation!
    1
  2466. Poor Rosie Jones. Can barely understand what she is saying but it is usually funny. Just a pity that because of her disability it takes her all of her alloted time to get in one joke!
    1
  2467. She was and he did! Just shows that both of them lack any class!
    1
  2468. Nett Zero Carbon = The death of every living thing upon the Earth!
    1
  2469. As a competition gun it is unlikely to go through this torture. But occasionally it may get knocked of a drum or table into a substance that may have the consistency of something worse (💩)!
    1
  2470. That's one distant relative David Beckham doesn't want to know!
    1
  2471. It was another woman, didn't you listen to the commentary?
    1
  2472.  @celiabeverton4514  William has already said that he likes the look of Islam so wake up and smell the coffee!
    1
  2473. There's a video of the story on FB somewhere.
    1
  2474. Conversely should a Muslim denigrate the Christian faith, or any other faith for that matter, surely they are guilty of the same 'ism' and be prosecuted accordingly?
    1
  2475.  @Lisbon6T7  What if it had been acid or quick drying cement you plank!
    1
  2476.  @humptyslick  Did you not listen to André's explanation? Idiot!
    1
  2477. All the Nazis goose-stepping around in black uniforms!
    1
  2478.  @RhysOwens86  Not long got here? He's been here 8 effin years pal!
    1
  2479. The lack of meat and 2 veg!
    1
  2480. Shame on you! Wait until you speak up about something and you get 'cancelled'! Won't be so cocky then, will you?
    1
  2481.  @russellg1473  Personally I prefer Musk to Bezos who, despite all his promises has yet to breach the K line in his super sex toy!
    1
  2482. So are you!
    1
  2483. If she doesn't end up in jail, she'll make great politician!
    1
  2484. Sorry, he meant cut and paste artist!
    1
  2485. Are you Jewish or Muslim?
    1
  2486.  @Tate525  Tommy Robinson exposed the lies told by this fantasist woman, even talking to the victims of her fabrications. He actually made some good friends from the Muslim community for his work that the police and MSM weren't willing to do!
    1
  2487. I've seen a few lefty harridans dye their hair post box red. They think it's sexy, I think it's pathetic attention seeking!
    1
  2488. James Hewitt DNGAF about Harold!
    1
  2489. Wakanda!
    1
  2490. Out and out fraudulent behaviour by the council, contractors and the parking authorities! Another good reason to not pay your council tax!
    1
  2491. "You dirty old man!"
    1
  2492.  @ashcarrier6606  Another alter ego was Harry Callahan but was outed when films of his outrageous behaviour as a cop in San Francisco were widely exposed!
    1
  2493. And she is older than the Ginger whinger!
    1
  2494. Amber Turd thought it was a goldmine but the jury said NO!
    1
  2495.  @stubones  And disabled!
    1
  2496. Joni was a commie!
    1
  2497.  @SaulidSnake  But you'll still have to pay ULEZ and Congestion Charge!
    1
  2498. Fack you too Andrew! 🤣🤣🤣 You're still here? Keep going son!
    1
  2499. So you admit that you are not a comedian, why would they come for you then? Trying to paraphrase an old saying doesn't work in your case!
    1
  2500. Getting a warrant is difficult as the TVL/Crapita goons must produce solid evidence that the law is being broken before one is issued. However, the goons have been known to lie through their back teeth to obtain a warrant so make sure that your TV is not in full view from outside the room it is in and that the sound is sufficiently low as to not being audible outside your premises!
    1
  2501. Yeah..........right!
    1
  2502. He still stand out as short-a*sed Asian being followed by 20 or more Special Protection officers!
    1
  2503. I'm sure Keef isn't old enough to drink without a responsible adult to accompany him!
    1
  2504.  @joanthewad7510  Too busy, coked up to the eyebrows and having gay sex with each other!
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  2505. That is different as public nudity in set aside areas is, according to the ECHR, perfectly legal. Naturally, such places will attract the nonces but REAL naturists will scope them out and make sure they don't come back!
    1
  2506. Remember to ignore all the 'demanding money with menaces' letters and, should one of their goons turn up, tell them "Thanks but I don't need a licence!" and shut the door in his/her/it's face. They have no power of entry, nor do they have the right to demand to know what your viewing habits are, so don't say anything else to them! They are just door to door salesmen/women/things.
    1
  2507.  @andrewhotston983  Some sort of bromance? Brokeback mountain style?
    1
  2508.  @malicant123  That Judas wants his trotters to remain in the trough rather than join Tommy in prison!
    1
  2509. As Jimmer would say, "That car is well fooked, man!" It's only metal and plastic and thus is replaceable, unlike the squishy bits that were in the front seats!
    1
  2510.  @matthewwalton1290  GAY?
    1
  2511.  @peterbikes  Why should I pay more for not seeing ads? I can simply wait until the ad is done and ignore it for zilch!
    1
  2512.  @jeffreybell5454  They'll be banning the Golden Arches next from outside the shops!
    1
  2513. 2Tk isn't a dictator, he's just a dic!
    1
  2514.  @briancarno8837  China too is in collapse! Communism failing again!
    1
  2515. But then J VILE wouldn't get his ego massaged with all the clicks!
    1
  2516. "Wait a minute! We ARE the police!"
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  2517.  @paulalofting8435  Got to have a scapegoat to deflect the overlords opinions!
    1
  2518. It's going to be fun trying to overtake oncoming traffic in the Ross on Wye area!
    1
  2519. What do you need fannyscrub for if you have a micro penis? 🤣
    1
  2520. I miss the old "Crime & Crumpet"! The News of the World!
    1
  2521. Do they have one for the mentality disturbed?
    1
  2522. Oh dear, looks like he's bottled out! Have you checked IMDb list?
    1
  2523.  @chrisgregory9836  I'm not, I'm 'Faar White'!
    1
  2524. Gun Jesus has seen the future and it's not all good!
    1
  2525. STUCK FARMER!
    1
  2526. You've obviously never seen or driven a Reliant Robin pal. Check Top Gear archive for what happened to Clarkson when he drove one! Hilarious but very dangerous!
    1
  2527. Ooo! Triggered!
    1
  2528. And disabled with no arms! That should screw up the flying umbrella scenes!
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  2529. Or to Captain Tom's daughter who will put up a Blenheim style palace without planning permission and claim that the money wasn't meant for her father's NHS legacy?
    1
  2530.  @Bot23  Sorry to burst your balloon pal but the victim is/was male. His mum said so!
    1
  2531. There's a few English clubs giving the pig in wig, Doris Johnson, a hard time too!
    1
  2532. She must have had many an enjoyable flight in it?
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  2533. It could be that the government plan, in time, to close the schools permanently and use them as hotels for the dinghy divers? Just a thought!
    1
  2534. Pervert's charter!
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  2535. He can't even if he had the cash to do it! These clowns in parliament know that they are covered by what is known as 'Parliamentary Privilege' where they can lie and call people names without fear of being sued for libel or slander. Considering that the actions in the HoC and Lords are now televised surely 'Parliamentary Privilege' can no longer be held as it is broadcast across the world where everyone can see their lies and defamation of people they consider 'unworthy'?
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  2536. I wonder if YOU were in the same situation, no bank account, can't get a job, having to live on somebody's couch and being accused of false allegations, how would YOU cope? Especially when the might of the British 'establishment' is determined to shut you up forever!
    1
  2537. And nobody was able to see the target for 5 minutes!
    1
  2538. I thought his fav was his Landy?
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  2539. Oh goody! Let's hope Price gets a nice stay at his Majesty's pleasure.
    1
  2540. Inside job! Local islamic cop destroys evidence against his mates and that of every other crim in East Londonistan!
    1
  2541. Is this the same 'Stig' who was beaten to the Praga championship by a former shed dwelling, internet, sweaty boi? Nice one Jimmer!
    1
  2542. Hey Hamster! I've got what is the effectively British/German version of this! I give you the Vauxhall/Opel Tigra Exclusiv! Ta dah!
    1
  2543. He's trying to be the invisible Man as he's put on a lot of weight lately. I blame all those salads!
    1
  2544.  @iainadam1005  Even Jess the cat!
    1
  2545.  @misst.e.a.187  Yeah! Roland Rat!
    1
  2546. She wanted it to continue her 'strippergram' career!
    1
  2547.  @paulsouthall2731  A 'Pubic House'? Is that a new name for a knocking shop?
    1
  2548. It seems that they are prepared to go back again cos she liked it so much. Perhaps the bloke might get lucky too next time?
    1
  2549.  @rosemarywoolley8394  Why should anyone be loyal to a party that bans people because they spoke about a certain person because he is more popular than the current leader, bearing in mind that the person banned was only offering his regrets that he accepted the MSM's rhetoric about a certain person? Also bearing in mind that he has never met or contacted that person? Reform is supposedly in favour of free speech but is now acting like a certain political group that arose in Germany in the 1930s!
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  2550.  @mahatmacoat168  We Englishmen can't afford the boats, fuel, insurance etc to run them unlike the NGOs who are encouraging dirty scum gimmegrants to come here!
    1
  2551. I'm not sticking my doodah into one of them things! That isn't fun, it's a perversion!
    1
  2552. Or a cardboard box? At least they can carry you to the crematorium when you snuff it!
    1
  2553. The aircraft was cancelled due to political decisions made both here in Britain and the USA. The British government of the day was the wishy washy, left leaning Labour party, intent on not being a belligerent force as a nuclear deterrent. They didn't want to upset their friends in the USSR! This, of course, upset the Americans as they couldn't have a left leaning nation with a weapon system that could fly under the radar and, therefore, was a threat to the USA. One of the conditions the Yanks insisted on was that all the jigs, tooling and prototypes be completely scrapped before Britain could purchase the F111, which we never did anyway. Certain technology of the TSR2 were 'cherry picked' by the US to be further developed by them in their own aircraft industry such as the terrain following radar and navigation system which, in a miniturised form, found its way into the Tomahawk cruise missile. So between them both governments killed off this beautiful aircraft, ours because the Labour party were never interested in British sovereignty and the States couldn't have a nation that could possibly turn into an enemy being better equipped than them!
    1
  2554. Oh dear, what a shame, never mind!
    1
  2555. The very least Fartage can do is to make a grovelling apology to Jenna if not to Yax on his TV show! He won't though, because his is weak and corrupt like the rest of the Westminster mob! SHAME ON YOU, FARTAGE!
    1
  2556. I'm pretty sure Sleepy Joe has been claiming that he fought in WW2 and that he single handedly caught Adolf and handed him to the Russians!
    1
  2557. She's already in prison!
    1
  2558.  @Diamondphobe  But this butch one ticked a few boxes!
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  2559. He is better than Mandela as he WAS a terrorist and had white South Africans and black political opponents killed. As far as I know, Tommy has never resorted to the murder of anyone, unlike the 'establishment' has!
    1
  2560. And the pervert standing for Reform in Rochdale was actively trying to get Katie Hopkins arrested and her children taken into care. What a nice man he is...NOT!
    1
  2561. Where's Hamster? Counting his money again?
    1
  2562. Mel Gibson is in favour of bashing the bishops! But for all the right reasons!
    1
  2563. That's bovine excrement!
    1
  2564.  @tlhhammer8873  At the end he said God be with you so I don't think he's a Muslim. No Alan's Snackbar!
    1
  2565.  @philfyphil  That might get you to the head of the queue though!
    1
  2566.  @Rory_B_Bellowes  BS!
    1
  2567.  @paulstaton8267  Yes, she probably wet herself!
    1
  2568. Went up where? Eew! Hope you have them a good wash afterwards!
    1
  2569. Gary must be O'Bummer's love child? That's why he was 'racially abused' at school!
    1
  2570. Probably did the boss a 'favour'!
    1
  2571. Bit of a wasted vote but it's a step in the right direction. Farage has now proved to be an 'establishment' shill and a Judas!
    1
  2572. Fuck Boris Johnson! Let's go Brandon!
    1
  2573. Another Katie Price relative!
    1
  2574.  @MichBel307  It doesn't work that way here in the UK. When in public, everyday people of all races are filmed almost everywhere they go by CCTV thus the law about filming in public cannot be enforced unless those cameras are turned off too.
    1
  2575. Their response would be: Oh! It's ok, he was just acting!
    1
  2576. The powers that be will have Peregrine Falcons flying overhead (suitably attired in crap catchers) to keep the flying rats grounded. But a few paper bags of dog sh*t thrown in his direction wouldn't go amiss!
    1
  2577. Some of the female screws have been shagging the crims!
    1
  2578. With that hair cut? No, everyone at the station knows she's a lezzer!
    1
  2579. It's obviously Range Rover-Jaguar for building a crap product or the supplier of the hybrid battery components!
    1
  2580. 14 y o? Looked to be an effin big 14! Did he have a full beard and have an actual age of 40?
    1
  2581. ILK = Idiotic Little Khan!
    1
  2582. And they instigated it themselves!
    1
  2583. It would be a wrist breaker if it had a shorter barrel and would have to be re-engineered to keep it at a sane level of recoil!
    1
  2584. Thanks to the biased MSM which the sheep like people accept as gospel!
    1
  2585. A 'Safety Cell' where your feet and lower legs form part of the crumple zone!
    1
  2586. Are you into boys too?
    1
  2587. I agree with your very last comment, Scott. Man with a brain the size of a planet who can fly his own aircraft and make Kerbal Space actually work can't even remember to switch on a light! D'oh!
    1
  2588. He sold his soul long before he converted to Christianity, he was a merchant banker for Rothschild's!
    1
  2589.  @phyllisbennett5414  He was about as Far Right as Drunk Steve, the remoaner!
    1
  2590.  @rustledjammies8769  And you know this for a fact, jammiedodger? Sources please?
    1
  2591. I have a feeling that the SLS/Artemis system has already travelled as fast as it ever will, from the assembly building to the launch site and back, before NASA cancel and write off the whole charade. Hopefully they will never use Boeing again to manufacture any spacecraft or launch system!
    1
  2592. Elon's is bigger and is powered by 100s of Tesla 3 batteries!
    1
  2593.  @Kingcarparpeggio  Yes, the 'establishment' mustn't lose its propaganda mouth piece so whoever is in power will force legislation through to keep the Bungling Buggery Company alive!
    1
  2594. It's a factory built kit car!
    1
  2595. I wonder how much the share price of the NatWest group has dropped today? Through the floor, I hope!
    1
  2596. I have a feeling that this man will be castigated and defrocked by his Church and treated in the same way Tommy has been. We cannot allow it to happen!
    1
  2597. Not my king!
    1
  2598. I bet she's had a strappadicktome?
    1
  2599.  @bobcosmic  57 varieties?
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  2600. Strange? A woman of colour decries the fact that a lot of the population agree with another woman of colour. Doesn't that make her a RACIST bigot?
    1
  2601. I only use my middle finger for lurv not war. I also use it to note my displeasure with idiots like PooTube! 🖕
    1
  2602. This is terrible news, today Man Utd were beaten 3-0 at home to Bournemouth F C!
    1
  2603.  @Tintagael  At the moment another John Bellingham wouldn't go amiss!
    1
  2604. Until a judge and jury find him guilty you mean. The police are there to gather evidence to be placed before a court, not to be the executioners. Finding an unbiased jury now is all but impossible!
    1
  2605.  @debrarobinson57  Most Muslim women are!
    1
  2606. The wording of these letters are deliberately misleading as the BBC/Crapita are attempting to scare vulnerable people into continuing to pay for the TV tax. It is intentional fear mongering on an industrial scale that should be considered, under law, as demanding money with menaces!
    1
  2607. Well blow me!
    1
  2608. Oh! We're boiling!
    1
  2609.  @mumsspaghetti6649  And for the Hamster's teeth whitening kits!
    1
  2610. @Psychedelicdreamin It's done to intimidate the people and, if possible, to get a reaction. Khan's Gestapo at their finest. Did the same in the anti-lockdown marches when they used batons on the peaceful crowds, including women and children. They seemed to be getting some kind of sexual thrill out of i
    1
  2611.  @davedavids57  So the murders of David Amess and Lee Rigby don't matter to you then? Arsewipe!
    1
  2612.  @sbkpeace.24  Shhhhh! Don't give them ideas!
    1
  2613. This must be the 'Black Swan' event that the 'elites' and multi-millionaires are building their bunkers for?
    1
  2614.  @Insecthouse  Yeah..........Right!
    1
  2615. 'Chewing with your mouth open' is now an arrestable offence!
    1
  2616. At least the Italian aircraft didn't have 1 forward gear and 4 reverse gears unlike their tanks!
    1
  2617.  @JenniferLoxston  And the judge was a Muslim!
    1
  2618.  @betterl8thanever  Back to France where they were previously, dummy!
    1
  2619.  @TomDoodle  Don't be stupid, arming them would give the the chance to wipe us out whilst we are left defenceless!
    1
  2620. I actually think it's Harry Hewitt masquerading as this toss pot!
    1
  2621.  @problemchild1976  You can only sign it once as you must supply your email details.
    1
  2622.  @RobertMiller-ye9hm  That won't happen because he's a 'non-pink person'!
    1
  2623. Prince Andrew is more likely!
    1
  2624.  @Gempanda2012  That is the judge's OPINION which he is not supposed to sentence upon!
    1
  2625.  @missprimproper1022  Have you seen the Bugatti Veyron his wife bought for herself?
    1
  2626. Many years ago there was a car dealer in East London who 'specialised' in yank barges. The oldest one he had was a 1925 Studebaker President that had a straight 12 engine. Never heard it run but he was trying to offload it for £250!
    1
  2627.  @BassHeartRiffs  Police telling porkies in court!
    1
  2628. Wrexham Town FC 12, USA Women's National Soccer team 0. QED!
    1
  2629.  @noelward8047  Yeah, ask Alex Belfield!
    1
  2630. Getting bored with your constant adding channels, this new one to tell us how to get rich, getting rich from the subscribers! Also constantly avoiding the blatantly obvious of the cause of the fire as a diesel will not spontaneously ignite is negligence on your part! Next you will be starting a new channel to promote your wife's cooking or one for your dog? Oh! You have on both counts!
    1
  2631. From John O'Groats to Lands End, Islam WILL be banned!
    1
  2632.  @pointblankracer6274  "I was only following orders" hasn't been an excuse since the Nuremberg Trials in 1946 either!
    1
  2633. Surely it would be easier if Elon simply banned these charlatans off 'X'
    1
  2634. I thought it was a "French Tickler"?
    1
  2635. Who did the police arrest? Don't tell me it was the guys who disarmed the machete man!
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  2636.  @disabledglobalchallenge290  I bought a TV from Currys and gave them my details after I had cancelled my TV tax and recieving a notice of being 'under investigation', twice! How come I got yet another 'under investigation' notice last week? They seem to be dragging their heels to actually investigate!
    1
  2637. You are most definitely not allowed to think unless Chairman Stammerer says so! Off to the Gulag for re-education for the next 50 years!
    1
  2638.  @citizenblue  That would be a bit difficult as she died 20 years ago before you were born!
    1
  2639. I find it strange that the lovely Candace is a couple of shades darker than Smollett but she is called a 'white supremacist'!
    1
  2640.  @Tad1945  Not to mention the sex education classes for under 5s where they teach them to, literally, play with themselves!
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  2641.  @colinb8103  They HAVE been selected for their lack of common sense and awareness of the feelings of the victims!
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  2642.  @Drmerlin604  He tried but City Hall said that he wasn't qualified to stand!?
    1
  2643. I wonder who you are referring to? NF by any chance?
    1
  2644. Sounds Kinky but all parties in the HoC do it!
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  2645. I'm disappointed in you Ian. You didn't get your junk out again! 🤣
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  2646. 80mph? In New York? The City that Never Sleeps? Must have been on the Columbian Marching Powder! Harry does take it like a man cos MeGain wears a strap-on!
    1
  2647. The Dumbs are already scouring Civil Was graveyards looking for suitable names!
    1
  2648. "All done in the best possible taste!"
    1
  2649. Has De Niro looked in a mirror lately?
    1
  2650. Perhaps they should all move to Wakanda?
    1
  2651. The sale of permanent markers will be going up!
    1
  2652. Fauchi did well pushing toxic products!
    1
  2653. The Thumbnail photo should be captioned, "The moment she realised that she had effed up royally and that her short career as a police officer was over"!
    1
  2654.  @pr0fess0rbadass  That's the ones the public have witnessed!
    1
  2655. Not so long ago prisoners were housed 2, 3, and even 4 to a cell which led to the riots. So the 'establishment' decided to 'modernise' the system by only putting 1 prisoner to a cell this reducing the overall capacity of the system. Qed, not enough cells!
    1
  2656. Find Urban Scoop and donate to Tommy's chat.
    1
  2657. Ok! Get you! Are you a chubby chaser?
    1
  2658. I thought it was "Nigel"?
    1
  2659. You've set your expectations very low there!
    1
  2660.  @jeffebdy  Therefore anyone participating in an act of a sexual nature is guilty of statutory rape!
    1
  2661.  @teaadvice4996  The people on the recieving end cared, you numpty!
    1
  2662. Who is Allen Degenerate?
    1
  2663. Lucky it wasn't in the pink or Katie Price would wrap it round a tree when she goes on the p*ss again!
    1
  2664. Seems to me that Specky Four Eyes had a hard-on because it's the first time he's seen a naked woman!
    1
  2665. What a pair of sausages?
    1
  2666. You hope!
    1
  2667. JM: "HAMMOND!"
    1
  2668. Even one of CNN's own commentators admitted that Trump handed the station its own a*se on a plate with this putrid attempt to denigrate him!
    1
  2669. Even back in the days of UKIP Farage regarded the working class as ignorant, knuckle dragging, thugs! He loves being in the limelight but ask him certain questions, especially about finances, he'll go ape💩 crazy. His involvement with a certain address on the Finchley Road, where money is laundered for the rich and famous will get you thrown out of any UKIP meeting at the time!
    1
  2670. He had the RINOs undermining his authority as they wanted the status quo to remain. They were making so much money out of it!
    1
  2671. Looks like their plans went BOOM!!
    1
  2672. He was also a 'crossdresser' in his spare time, something the 3 letter agencies seems not to got over since!
    1
  2673. Labour rigging elections? I thought they always rigged elections, especially in high immigrant areas!
    1
  2674. So these guys were developing the V10 MX5, how's that going? Or have they given up as it's too complicated to make it work?
    1
  2675. He has always said Persian.
    1
  2676. It means "Pure Blood", Richard. That means it didn't have it's covid injections!
    1
  2677. Since when did Ford design the DFV V8? They provided the funding for it but it was designed by Keith Duckworth and Mike Costin, hence the name Cosworth Ford DFV!
    1
  2678. Reverse the roles, Hamster playing golf and Rick driving the car!
    1
  2679. Don't let Richard drive it! It'll be wrecked!
    1
  2680.  @jtilldad  Air keyboards would be handy too!
    1
  2681. Did anybody else spot the Vietch?
    1
  2682. I also have to wonder how do they milk almonds?
    1
  2683. The driver is deemed to be in control of the vehicle and responsible for any breach of the motoring laws.
    1
  2684. Or Seaman Staines!
    1
  2685. Love the re-imagined 'Frog' advert! Why the baseball cap Paul, bad hair day again?
    1
  2686. What a tit!
    1
  2687. It wasn't just the armament and extra armour that slowed the "Tin Opener". The fitting of desert/tropical air filters at the time 'strangled' engine output by a substantial amount.
    1
  2688. It's a Beemer unit, much better than the Ingenium boat anchor!
    1
  2689. If those two ladies are football hooligans, it must be a den of needlepoint and crocheting? Would they bring along some comfy chairs and leg warmers for when it gets cold?
    1
  2690. Or Khunts!
    1
  2691. I thought that only last week Savage Jabbit said that vaccine passports would not be issued live on TV? Does this mean he, like every other politician in government, is a bare faced liar?
    1
  2692. £15k +VAT + £5k per day + VAT! Now you know why it is known as 'Lawfare'! The ordinary man has no chance of any justice!
    1
  2693. Better watch out as the local elections are coming up soon and the Liebour party hijacked the Red Rose as their symbol and you might get a punch in the face!
    1
  2694. No, the taxpayer does!
    1
  2695. F*cking lying bastard!
    1
  2696. Many British pop stars have been banned from America for drug abuse but once the Septics realise that there is money to be made out of them, magically the problem disappears!
    1
  2697. What I don't understand is that he received a 10% (£40000) increase in wages whilst he was on 'gardening leave'? I do hope that isn't a euphemism for unusual s.e.x.ual practices? I wish I had a £40k increase during my working life!
    1
  2698. AB is ginger to!
    1
  2699.  @Rita-g6m  Remember that the sad death of Jo Cox was described by the MSM as a 'far right' attack, that too of Jill Dando. Only the murder of David Amess was officially recognised as a an 'islamist' with 'mental health' problems because he was caught in the act before he could get away!
    1
  2700. Forget Farage, he is a Judas!
    1
  2701. He probably celebrated when Queen Liz passed away?
    1
  2702. Mr McGoo!
    1
  2703. So says the dyed in the wool sycophantic Democrat! Who pulled the trigger?
    1
  2704. Free 'Palestine' from Hamas, free Lebanon from Hezbollah!
    1
  2705. Then giving BJs around the back for a fiver!
    1
  2706. They did. Took a quick look, decided that there was no intelligent life here, apart from the whales, and buggered off!
    1
  2707. Does being a Scouser count as English?
    1
  2708. You're not likely to see Sad IQ Khan in a pub unless he wants to turn it into a mosque!
    1
  2709.  @CHEEKYMONKEY2647  If you can see it, you can film/video/photograph it!
    1
  2710. Or have a yellow badge embroidered on our clothing to allow the radical members of the religion of peace to 'deal' with us appropriately?
    1
  2711. I check my nuts every morning, both of them!
    1
  2712. You may have misgendered it there mate! 🤣
    1
  2713. But he's already "Out of Here!"
    1
  2714. It's about all they've got!
    1
  2715. She ticked a box so they hired her!
    1
  2716. Toyota have had a history of 'co-operative construction' with other manufacturers lately. The GT86 being an example of such in that it shares the engine and underpinnings with a Suburu! So what is it, Suburu in a Toyota dress or a Toyota in a Suburu?
    1
  2717. Then why was he released by a judge who said that the bail conditions were 'overbearing and overreaching' ?
    1
  2718. American engine builder, Steve Morris, has been working on a 3 cylinder, 900 bhp, turbo unit for a customer who wants to fit it in a dune buggy.
    1
  2719. Excellent, now sue them for false imprisonment and kidnapping!
    1
  2720. I thought Boeing designed valves were better at reducing back pressure?
    1
  2721. William the Conqueror and Richard Lionheart both spoke French as their first language!
    1
  2722.  @PaulinePace-em6qj  Nigel thinks rubbing shoulders with Trump and Musk elevates him to political royalty! It only confirms that he is a puppy dog of a menial who will be dumped when, or if, his usefulness is over.
    1
  2723. We've had a few before but never with the power to alter the demographic of a nation to appease his political beliefs!
    1
  2724. Cos he's Ginger and that's a disability in itself!
    1
  2725.  @jameshudson169  If the cap fits, bub!
    1
  2726.  @terrorbilly1  Don't be a silly sausage, the more people who sign it puts more pressure on the establishment regardless of whether it actually changes anything. If the government can't see that they are so hated, more fool them. Already the Chagos Island deal has been reversed thanks to the election of Donald Trump and division within Liebour's ranks are beginning to show. So be a good lad and toddle off as I think I can hear your mummy calling you in for your tea!
    1
  2727. They will, guaranteed!
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  2728. If he doesn't convert to islam, he will have a very short coffin for his interment!
    1
  2729. You obviously do!
    1
  2730. Were Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris saints too?
    1
  2731.  @jimjones-bk2is  An international gathering that no other 'world leader' attended? Most of them know that 'climate change' is a hoax except 2TKWEER!
    1
  2732.  @JuliusFawcett  Or he's afraid of Tommy exposing the dirt he has on Farage?
    1
  2733. They're still buying from the Russians. The grounding of the Osprey rotor craft is down to Russian titanium being used in the drive shafts failing!
    1
  2734. They're just desperate as they can see the gravy train rapidly disappearing over the horizon. Yes, the government, of whichever party is in power, will want to keep the propaganda machine working but they cannot force us to watch any BBC broadcast or any other channel against our own free will!
    1
  2735. NOW you see why the BBC should be defunded! An immature box ticker as the presenter, the director's gallery run by a troop of chimps and a total waste of taxpayer's money!
    1
  2736. Sounds like he's a bit pissed for missing out on the VP ticket?
    1
  2737. Katie Price is jealous because she wasn't asked to play the lead role!
    1
  2738. You get the following Monday off, numb nuts!
    1
  2739. Funny? I saw a video only a couple of weeks ago which showed that Lake Mead and the Colorado were almost back to normal! Someone is an effin liar!
    1
  2740. I guess the jet dragster crash was too traumatic for Hamster to show?
    1
  2741. Are you related to Katie Price?
    1
  2742. Nice one Lee! Chile Jon Carne will love this reaction. 🤣🤣🤣 Been under a threat of 'investigation' for months now but still waiting for TVL/Crapita to get their act together to come and call, only to be told to go forth and multiply!
    1
  2743. I see he's got his mate Noddy's car in for a refurb! Parp! Parp! You can hear it in the background!
    1
  2744. I thought her name was Lidia Dunny!
    1
  2745.  @mariam6790  If they are members of the religion of peace and have been done for their propensity to diddle little girls and boys, they'll be let out, believe me!
    1
  2746. Only as long as the geofence is switched on. From what I understand is that they were switched off in Britain because a certain demographic within the prison population threatened to riot if they weren't!
    1
  2747. Loved to have seen them try it with the HGV just behind. Strawberry jam anyone?
    1
  2748. But surely the C.E.O. of Wickes is trying to bully his potential customers into accepting 'abnormal' practices?
    1
  2749.  @yetidodger6650  Didn't see any popo in the video?
    1
  2750.  @yetidodger6650  You mean the videos of the STG laying into defenceless women and children demonstrating peacefully whilst totally ignoring grooming gangs and drug dealers?
    1
  2751.  @kingjames1586  See your STI clinic!
    1
  2752.  @ericferguson850  They ticked the right boxes!
    1
  2753.  @spunn_co  Or he didn't account for windage?
    1
  2754. But no cherry on top!
    1
  2755. Cos she's effin nuts!
    1
  2756. There's always some dick who thinks he knows more than you!
    1
  2757. That means everyone, right?
    1
  2758. Quite simply, to lawyers a fool and her money, if she has any left, are soon parted. So as far as Amber Turd is concerned, she will keep digging that hole until she ends up in jail!
    1
  2759.  @4faxache935  Probably the obnoxious NGO, Hate not Hope with fingers in many pies and not averse to using blackmail, threats of violence, 'honey traps' and known links to MI6 and thus, the 'establishment'!
    1
  2760. Le Pen is mightier than the 'merde'!
    1
  2761. D'oh!
    1
  2762.  @georgemcqueen2572  But it's ok for thousands of military age men to enter our country, illegally, and be put up in Travelodge and other hotels to come and go as they please whilst committing crimes is it?
    1
  2763. Chy-na!
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  2764. People can join Reform no matter what colour, 'orientation' they are but mention Tommy Robinson and you are out on your a*se! How very democratic they are!
    1
  2765.  @chrisreynolds3351  Yet the BBC claim to have a £3 million black hole in their finances? Perhaps they should fill that first before giving a big hand out to the government?
    1
  2766. The best bit of acting Juicy did was when the exomorph ate his brain in the shower scene!
    1
  2767. When will they start on the book and film titles? James and the Giant Peach will become Jemima's Peachy Bottom and the Big Friendly Giant will be the Big Fat Fairy starring Sam Smith!
    1
  2768. Greedy Pakistani Lawyers. FACT!
    1
  2769. The ordinary soldiers wanted to fight but their chickenshit generals waved the white flag!
    1
  2770.  @stereomachine  "Oh, yes,yes yes!" 🐕🐕
    1
  2771. I thought the BBC payments were like cheap suits? Small cheques!
    1
  2772. Looks like Harry Rednap just back off his hols!
    1
  2773. I smell a bovine excrementer in the above statement!
    1
  2774. My electric meter (key type) went on the Fritz and I was informed that I would have to have a 'smart' meter as my type of meter was no longer produced. An engineer turned up to remove the broken meter and to fit the 'smart' one but he couldn't get the damn thing to work. I told him that most people in the block were not happy with the 'smart' meters due to them failing to work properly. He contacted his boss who told him to refit a key meter (that supposedly were no longer made) and all was good apart from getting a new code for the key which took a 5 minute trip to the local Post Office to sort out!
    1
  2775. I bet you voted for Blair back in the day?
    1
  2776. If Khan shut down all the fast food outlets all his 'brethren' would be out of work!
    1
  2777. Annoyingly, this video was preceded by an advert begging for aid for Gaza!😡
    1
  2778. Dunstable, Bedfordshire, very near Luton, Tommy R's home town!
    1
  2779. Shhh! Don't give Khan the idea to rid Londonistan of black cabs so he can get his brethren their jobs!
    1
  2780. Perhaps you should have switched the ABS on?
    1
  2781. This piece of 💩is/was the councillor for my ward. Don't blame me, I didn't vote, I spoiled my ballot paper!
    1
  2782. Up here in the northwest you'd hardly notice the difference except for the two day 'heatwave' we had a couple of months ago!
    1
  2783. They weren't nuns, they were penguins!
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  2784. @VIPICCB8 I'm sure he's got a 'Jim'll Fix It' one there somewhere!
    1
  2785. That'll be the Freemasonry Coronation afterwards, when they all get naked, take turns on a young virgin and each other.
    1
  2786.  @peterlangbridge4628  🤣🤣🤣
    1
  2787. A protected species?
    1
  2788. I think our Summer was last Thursday week between 3.30pm and 3.31pm?
    1
  2789. It's going to be fun in F1 when Audi fully takes over the Sauber team then?
    1
  2790.  @vitameatavegamin4236  Grapes (there was a bunch of them!)
    1
  2791. @Jungalistsareyouready It's complicated because they don't want another riot on their hands!
    1
  2792. £150 each plus £30 'expenses'!
    1
  2793. I seem to remember that these 2 groups 'went at it' in Jerusalem a few months back. This lead to the Israelis deporting the whole lot out of the country. So it looks very much like they have washed up in Londonistan to continue their internecine warfare!
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  2794. Done to all male heirs to the monarchy since James 1st.
    1
  2795. We're having huge celebrations south of the border and you are welcome to join in, all except Wee Jimmy McSturgeon and her Gestapo! Same goes for our brothers in Wales, except for Dickhead Drakeford and his Stasi friends!
    1
  2796. Still got a way to go to exceed the Brexit petition but go for it people!
    1
  2797.  @kelsogirl562  The immigrants wouldn't serve his family as slaves so they had to go!
    1
  2798. Reform is controlled opposition, Farage is a Judas!
    1
  2799. It's a psyop organisation. OfCom tells the various broadcasters what they can do or say or who is allowed to be on their programmes. Thus the likes of Tommy, Katie Hopkins and Lawrence Fox can only be shown if the programme describes them in a denigrating manor and doesn't give them the right of reply. If the companies don't comply, OfCom can deny them a 'licence' to broadcast. Of course Tousi TV doesn't come under Ofcom's purview as 'We Are The Media!'
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  2800. Dump the car and buy a horse, let it crap all over the roads and take London back to the Victorian age. Londonistan is turning into a 3rd world shytehole anyway and Khan only wants you to be able to walk to the mosque on Fridays while he is driven around in his armoured Range Rover!
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  2801. He pretends that he is part of the 'Deep State' so is untouchable but Tommy knows where he lives and knows what route he takes to his office but Tommy is too much of a man to doxx 'Penfold'. Me, on the other hand, would be waiting for him if I knew!
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  2802. Perhaps Farage should talk to the Lion of Luton who has been subject to political interference in his personal life, business, banking access and removal from all the major social media streams for the last decade? Unlike Farage, he isn't a wealthy former banker nor the former leader of 2 failed political parties that were doing quite well until he threw in the towel! Nor has he been feted by the MSM and been given a job by GBN, a controlled echo chamber that allows certain subjects to be discussed but other, more important ones to be kept out of the public domain as it goes against OfCom's definition of 'free speech'! I thought Farage was all about 'free speech' for everyone, not just himself?
    1
  2803. He was a human guinea pig for Teige Hanley for the last decade!
    1
  2804. I've heard that cocaine is pretty good?
    1
  2805.  @Tourist1967  The CPS only prosecute crime they 'think' they have a chance of winning. Look at the fiasco of with overwhelming evidence against him, Savile was allowed to continue abusing children! Or was it because the head of the CPS at the time was our present prime minister who had his "Jim'll Fix It" badge round his neck?
    1
  2806.  @nigerianprince2620  I'm still waiting for the £3 million you promised me back in the 80s!
    1
  2807. Poor s*d!
    1
  2808.  @ColonelKurtz69  Did you enjoy it?
    1
  2809. Try clicking the 'Newest' button at the top of the screen. All comments magically appear!
    1
  2810. All in all he was 'a bit of a lad' then?
    1
  2811. Especially one with a red nose and making "Ho! Ho! Ho!" noises?
    1
  2812. I thought the 'Stop Oil' morons had already volunteered?
    1
  2813. Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that Scimitars were used to sink the Torrey Canyon oil tanker that ran aground off the Scilly Isles, the world's worst oil spillage at that time.
    1
  2814. Given your argument, Andrew, surely it is just putting off the inevitable? The thirty year olds will still function like kids as they have never been told "NO!" and will still be as petulant and stupid thanks to a wonderful education system that will indoctrinate them with all sorts inane ideology involving rainbows, unicorns and gender dysphoria?
    1
  2815. A neutron bomb exploding about a mile up will do minimal damage but the radiation will kill all life as we know it!
    1
  2816. Not missing much, all I heard was her screeching, "I'm bored now!" before she legged it like a spoilt brat!
    1
  2817. I'm very surprised that the Scoobie didn't end up going through a hedge! Backwards! Upside down! On fire!
    1
  2818. I hear Antarctica is nice this time of year, six months without daylight!
    1
  2819.  @PickleThePig  He's more of a hero than you'll ever be!
    1
  2820.  @stevechandler4607  I hear that Lord Alli will accommodate him?
    1
  2821.  @busdriver6278  I would prefer them to start with the paedophiles first and there are thousands of them in very high positions in the judiciary, police, government and the 'arts'!
    1
  2822. Yes, my neighbour has got one. He is surprisingly good natured unlike Chaz the 💩 who can't even shift stuff in his way and can't use a pen without getting ink all over his sausage fingers!
    1
  2823. They, the 'establishment' want him dead!
    1
  2824. Sky news overgilding the lily again! Wtf did she get hit by a wave? All I could see was the spray from it hitting the sea wall! If she had been hit by a wave, she wouldn't still be standing. Usually fake news bovine excrement and clickbait headline!
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  2825. 1000bhp from a naturally aspirated 5 litre engine? No way Pedro! The later CanAm versions with turbos yes but not in their original guise. Also the Ferrari 512s were actually faster but as you say heavier due to their steel spaceframe chassis with aluminium panelling to try to increase stiffness and thus slower around corners. Derek Bell drove one at Le Mans and complained that although his feet and lower legs were effectively the crumple zone as they were in front of the axle line, he had a problem with stopping the car from 200+ mph. This was due to the bodywork being so thin that the panel over the pedal box would flex downwards at speed and trap his right foot on the accelerator and required great effort to move it to the brake pedal. Not the best thing at speed, at night, in the rain, approaching Mulsanne Corner! As for the clip of Pedro Rodriguez spinning on his way out of Druids to Graham Hill bend, I was there that day and the whole race was held in those conditions. Yet Pedro recovered and went on to win by over a lap!
    1
  2826. There's a portrait of him hidden in his attic!
    1
  2827.  @johnmccann5104  And I wouldn't trust Burnham to help Khan by putting the bathplug in!
    1
  2828. As a boat anchor!
    1
  2829. Everybody in the MSM and establishment accused Tommy Robinson trying to stir up racial tensions in the area when in fact he investigated some of the accused men and found out her deception and lies. He was banned from the Barrow area for attempting to expose those lies! Can't have an ordinary man doing the Police's and MSM's job for them can we?
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  2830. If Al Capone was alive today he'd be running Crapita!
    1
  2831. Whilst I agree that the police can be unhelpful I feel that I must praise GMP for attending an incident in my neighbourhood when young man took a heavy dose of 'magic mushrooms' and went to his darkest 'space'. At around 8.55 in the evening he started yelling and screaming and repeatedly smashed his head and arms through the windows of his flat. I immediately called for the police and an ambulance to attend the address and both were on scene within 10 minutes. After trying to talk to the occupant of the flat to open the door, the police had to resort to breaking down the door. He was found in a bad way with arterial blood spurting from some of his injuries and was taken to hospital. It seems that my call was crucial as I was later told that another 10 minutes without help he would have died.
    1
  2832.  @johnmccollchristianteachin3150  They only work for non pink people!
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  2833. Farage has no truck with Tommy as he perceives him as a political threat although Tommy himself doesn't seek political power. With Farage and Tice throwing Tommy and all his supporters 'under the bus', Reform has shot themselves in the foot as no self respecting Tommy supporter can seriously trust Reform again. Thus they have lost half of their voting base!
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  2834. This Gideon fellow is the very person who got Tommy arrested for eating his breakfast in London a couple of months ago, effectively being hoist on his own petard for coming out of synagogue, allegedly without any signs of him being Jewish, yet wearing his kippa and carrying his bag with a Star of David on it! Does he think that those items don't make him stand out? The bloke is a lefty wannabe and cannot see the irony of his complaint to the police. He had a man, Tommy, violently arrested for SUPPORTING the Jews! He's the sort of idiot who, back in the day, would have had Jesus crucified and like, George Soros, would betray his brethren to the Nazis in the 1930s!
    1
  2835. Well I call them anti-semetic Nazis!
    1
  2836. Did he have a brain fart? Seriously, his handlers don't want him answering unscripted questions or he may get sidelined into how kids used to stroke the hairs on his legs again. The guy's an imbecile!
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  2837. Strange? My postal vote arrived 2 weeks ago and was filled in and duly returned by post within 24 hours. Perhaps the constituency areas complaining are of a majority Muslim demographic and are trying to rig the election by getting extra ballot papers?
    1
  2838. His words must have upset just one trans looney tune who doesn't know if he/she is an Arthur or Martha and despite being born with a man sausage, is now desperate to give birth!
    1
  2839. Your microwave oven is one but don't forget that you put the phone in there before cooking your next meal!
    1
  2840.  @SeanRidley-g7z  Don't hold your breath on that mate!
    1
  2841. Victoria Bird has got at great face for radio but a voice that could curdle milk at 100 yards!
    1
  2842.  @NatMart9394  Blame the Google AI for that.
    1
  2843. BSA Shirley? Don't call me Shirley!
    1
  2844. If they get any longer F1 drivers will need a Class 1 HGV license!
    1
  2845. And what's wrong with that?
    1
  2846. I bet that it wasn't 'Made in Britain' which M&S used to pride themselves in? It's probably made in China or Pakistan as many clothing items are.
    1
  2847. Considering that Wobbly Welby is a former merchant banker (insert your own inuendo) he is following his former employment as a thief and tax evader, contrary to the teachings of the church! Hang on, didn't Jesus throw the moneylenders and charlatans out of the temple?
    1
  2848. Kia Stammerer will never be prime minister as long as he has a hole in his rectum!
    1
  2849. That makes Farage part of the plan!
    1
  2850.  @unknownguy-le1hr  If brains were dynamite he'd wouldn't have enough to blow his wig off!
    1
  2851. It's all the soy milk he's been drinking!
    1
  2852.  @iainadam1005  Everything?
    1
  2853. Elton's or Harry's?
    1
  2854. Diplomat? He can't even spell it!
    1
  2855.  @JillLawton-zt8me  Because there's nothing in it for them, unless they run the charity?
    1
  2856. Chas the 💩 is not my king! Eff him!
    1
  2857.  @noelfleming3567  Sorry to disillusion you but Chas the 💩 is not the head of the police. The actual head of the police is its political commissioner and in Londonistan that is the odious sandrat, Khan!
    1
  2858.  @deborahbell183  Good, I hope it's painful!
    1
  2859. @FrederikPedersen-gq6nh Proof please, troll?
    1
  2860.  @danieljones5421  My neighbour's King Charles Spaniel would give you a vicious lick!
    1
  2861. Never heard of you either ya Muppet!
    1
  2862. You mean the Westminster bike?
    1
  2863. Absolutely ZERO! Andrew would rip them a new 💩hole!
    1
  2864. Most cuntstables think 'ethics' is a county just east of London!
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  2865. Richard says he hasn't seen a scrap dealer in 48 years? I guess he should invite him to the Little Cog workshop?
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  2866. Prof Brian Cox was part of the band that played the song. What a soy boy he turned out to be?
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  2867. I thought Beetlejuice had been stood down in favour of an even worse prick!
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  2868. You're definitely not going to lose that in a car park! I thought you and your oppo were going to disappear into the sunset like Thelma and Louise?
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  2869. Ask Donny Trump!
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  2870.  @onuraldo27  I presume that they found plenty of examples to choose from?
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  2871. Photographs or even videos will not prove anything on court as it they will not show the torque settings used. Don't be so silly, Daniel!
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  2872. Does anyone remember Lee Rigby, a serving soldier returning to his barracks in S E London, run down by a car then beheaded in broad daylight in front of witnesses by two black Muslims?
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  2873. Does anyone outside of the party really care?
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  2874. Blue Monday is meant for those who live in s*it holes, Ukraine, Gaza, Iran, Yemen etc especially the Houthis at the moment!
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  2875. But Reform won't empty the swamp as a lot of their candidates are Tories who have jumped ship to avoid having to get a lower paid job!
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  2876. How about sending the illegals back? That would be a start in the right direction. How about getting Border Farce to return them to French waters and legally prevent the RNLI from picking them up as if they were shipwreck victims? They deliberately put themselves in peril, so tough luck!
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  2877.  @tom2sprat  Another rigged poll!
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  2878.  @davedavids57  In Barnsley?
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  2879. Couldn't they include a game of 'Twister' in the kit?
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  2880.  @laceandwhisky  Are you that naïve?
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  2881. Of course they are desperate as they are only one step away from being plain old Mr and Mrs Hewitt!
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  2882. France will immediately take double their quota then send them across the channel to the UK!
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  2883. "Ooo-hooo"!
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  2884. No mention of disciplinary action against the butt hurt copper or her gang who instigated this unwarranted home invasion then? But at least WPC Strapa Diktomey will be forever known as a rug munching Lezzer!
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  2885. Takes it up the back passage I hear!
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  2886. Or the premeditated attack on Lee Rigby!
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  2887. Technically, yes! The ECHR has downgraded public nudity to a 'human right' for naturists and they are free to get their bits out as long as they don't intend to harm, distress or alarm ordinary members of the public.
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  2888. Nah! He deserves it!
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  2889. Should be interesting on June 1st then? Will the Met wade in with their full armoury of 'non-lethal' weapons upon the patriots wishing for an unbiased police system or act as they would towards the 'religion of peace' protesters and ignore any criminal acts?
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  2890.  @garyemerson9310  No, Tony B.Liar saw to that to save his own scrawny neck after the 'weapons of mass destruction' fiasco and the suspicious death of a scientist who reported that none had been found!
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  2891.  @benholroyd5221  Obviously not to a scumbag like you!
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  2892. Was it manufactured in a Wuhan lab?
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  2893. Was it supposed to be a swimming pool?
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  2894.  @JayEmmOnCars  Is that because the non-existant double glazing is doing it's job properly James?
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  2895. What a waste of fanny?
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  2896. Bhuddists?
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  2897.  @malcolmemsley5909  Ooo! Your white privilege is showing! Cameras on your car and motorbike! I bet you overtake everyone like Toad of Toad Hall with a "Toot! Toot!" and a two fingered salute! It's always an Audi!
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  2898. No sh*t Sherlock!
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  2899. You have TDS. When Donny was in charge the US economy was the best it had been since O'Bummer put it in the sh*tter. Employment for all demographics was up, gas was cheap and the cost of housing was at a comparatively all time low. That was because Trump ran the country like a company and made it profitable. Biden, on the other hand deliberately ran the country into the ground to divide and separate people to maintain control. As for Narnia and Israel, no they don't get on, but if you lived in the middle of an area that hated your guts because you were successful, rich and religiously different, I'd defend it with all my might!
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  2900. Only Ed Balls, Yvette's 'wife'!
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  2901. A few years back an American company, Elio Motors, introduced a three wheeler with the same seating arrangement but with 2 wheels at the front and 1 at the rear. It was to be powered by a 1600cc unit driving the fronts but it didn't lean! They then looked to going all electric to keep up with the 'trend' a couple of years ago but still don't seem to have shaken the market yet. Perhaps the 150 mile range doesn't appeal that much to the Yanks considering the amount of long distance trips they like to take?
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  2902.  @WatchGeek  Studebaker used to build a straight 12 back in the 30s and, yes, it was a very long engine!
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  2903. Does this mean we can ignore any UN regulations?
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  2904. If Jabbot the Hutt can be suspended for 'Gingerism' surely the new Scottish First Minister should be sanctioned for his anti-white rhetoric he used in the Scottish Parliament just before he was handed the job by Wee Jimmy McSturgeon?
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  2905. Lots of aborigines in Australia have ginger hair and it didn't come from all the Irish thieves who were transported there!
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  2906. You shouldn't diss Gun Jesus!
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  2907. There's a lot of it about!
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  2908. The poor kid wasn't wrong! That police 'orifice' is definitely a Lez Behan if only judging by her butch haircut and minimal makeup, trying to make herself look more 'manly'!
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  2909.  @emmgeevideo  Especially when they claim to be 'first' as if they'll get a prize or something. Perhaps they are proud of premature ejaculation too?
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  2910. Sad Dick doesn't keep his promises because he can hide behind 'takiya' an islamic religious doctrine that allows Muslims to tell barefaced lies to anyone outside the 'faith'!
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  2911. The police are definitely doing their best to eradicate Christianity, arresting street preachers, people praying silently for the souls of aborted children and wading in on Christian celebrations because the 'may' upset the followers of 'the religion of peace who seem to to get a pass to do such things themselves without let or hindrance. They haven't started on the Jews yet because many of them are in positions of power which would reflect very badly on the police farce!
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  2912. You obviously don't know Burnham like Mancunians do! He's a duplicitous, sniveling, git who will say and do anything to stay in power. Recently one of his opponents in next May's mayoral election said on a citizen journalist's video that he would stamp out the feral crack heads that occupy the central Manchester area. The very next day Burnham instructed the police to start clamping down on said miscreants so that he could steal the limelight! The man is a complete and utter opportunist, just like Khan is in Londonistan!
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  2913. Plus 8.1 billion sent to Africa to offset their green deficit! Bollox!
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  2914. She's definitely NOT a MILF!
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  2915. Sounds like you've been injecting some of their product!
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  2916. Was Master Bates and Seaman Staines involved too?
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  2917. It has been said that the concrete deep down in the Hoover dam has still yet to cure due to the volume of the mix. Even the exothermic reaction of the cement with water isn't enough to effect a full cure.
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  2918. Couldn't care less! Chaz the 💩 not my king!
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  2919.  @garyburton7697  And certain people who can't make up their minds if they are male or female! Gareth Thomas for example.
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  2920. Don't forget that due to the 'green lobby' every citizen will be limited to one piece of bog paper and one flush a day!
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  2921. Although I agree that the media have stoked this into a witch hunt, I would suggest that people in higher places than the gutter press have been behind this. Brand is a Marmite character who you either love or loath but it seems strange that these accusations have come to the public domain at the same time as he has been very outspoken against the 'powers that be' to the extent that you must believe he has scored a bullseye on the target! Btw I can't stand Brand, nor his mum, Jo!
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  2922. Watching this thanks to Ian at Forgotten Weapons. Damn you were lucky man! All the best to your recovery! 🇬🇧
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  2923. Don't call me Shirley!
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  2924.  @st200ol  Ok Judge Dredd!
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  2925. Because they are more concerned about 'hurty words' on the internet that they can monitor from a warm, comfy office!
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  2926. It's only taxpayer's money so we can charge what we like!
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  2927.  @celticsole7542  You have just committed a racial hate crime and will be reported to Po-lice Scotchland!
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  2928. I heard that Rayner has given oral s*x to dwarves. She went out Hob goblin!
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  2929. They're already past their use by date but they've gotta sell 'em!
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  2930. Just a butt plug?
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  2931. A kit car that anyone could build in their own garage, the Ultima GT, was banned by the authorities in the UK as, despite it being a road going car, it was beating pure racing cars on the track! It is still in production today in an improved form and will take any production based V8, some tuned and turbocharged up to 1200 bhp!
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  2932. "They think it's all over! It is now!"
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  2933. Why not use a spark generator and use Morse Code?
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  2934. You mean that we are not already a target? We were in WW2 when it was likely that the Nazis would win and when Liebour won the post war election (Reds under the bed and all that) so there has been no incentive for the USA to change its attitude since.
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  2935.  @davedavids57  Jo Cox must live in your tiny mind! Where's the compassion for David Amess and Lee Rigby?
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  2936.  @ajvanmarle  I heard that they died of lead poisoning administered by AK 47s?
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  2937. Fack me, Andrew! I thought you were a survivor of Belsen or on the Burma railway! Happy New Year laddo and for fack's sake, eat something!
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  2938.  @jaychip1  Hopefully!
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  2939. Biden and O'Bummer use the same play book!
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  2940. Misha you should make a t-shirt with, 'We came second in class but all we got was an effin cardboard box!'
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  2941. Andrew, at least you haven't wanked in front of young and up coming comediennes.... YET!
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  2942.  @jonbon8598  Eff off troll!
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  2943. 🤣🤣🤣
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  2944. I agree in principle to what he says but throwing Tommy under the bus is not the act of a true patriot especially when the man he has libelled and defamed has been through much more than he ever has! Farage has proved himself to be no better than the rest of those with their trotters in the trough. He is a Judas, having now taken his '30 pieces of silver' and his seat in the HoC. My vote was wasted on Reform as they have no intention of reforming anything but continue the status quo of 'Them' and 'Us'! He hasn't even apologised for refering to the working class as 'drunken, tattooed, knuckle dragging, skinhead, thugs! Well Farage, let me tell you in the words of an old anti-establishment song by the 'Who': WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN! At the end of the song, Roger Daltry screams, 'Meet the new boss! Same as the old boss!' That's you Farage, you charlatan!
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  2945.  LauraLancs  Sorry but I have no sympathy as she is using Mayhar's stream to promote her own agenda!
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  2946.  @marilyneves8856  Yes, but did he have to throw Tommy under the bus when he's been begging us to be calm and peaceful? Farage is as bad as Starmer by using that rhetoric in such a shameless way! Judas!
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  2947.  @DJOrgan-yr3mp  No, he wants us all to stay at home, quietly, until the Gestapo or members of the religion of peace turn up to imprison us or do away with us! Judas!
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  2948.  @stevenhorn5106  Farage has yet to apologize for calling the working class 'drunken, tattooed, knuckle dragging, skinhead, thugs' that he didn't want to support him when he ran UKIP! We are ok to go to war on the 'establishment's' behalf but always told we are not members of the club when we try to join!
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  2949.  @clifftophoopers  Sounds like Hate not Hope have got more than Richard Tice's ear!
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  2950.  @GEOFF0906  No he deals with issues that may gain him publicity!
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  2951.  @TheShellw1977  He called Tommy's supporters "ignorant, tattooed, drunken, knuckle dragging thugs"! Dick Lice, sorry, Tice referred to them as "that lot" which is slightly more polite than Frotage's description!
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  2952. Nothing in that list for 'white, heterosexual males or females'? In other words NORMAL PEOPLE!
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  2953. I wonder if Lizzie Deardon's ring piece is twitching after all the lies and accusations she threw at the Lion of Luton? She has been very quiet since she won an alleged 'stalking' claim against TR!
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  2954. He'll be demanding protection like Pauper Prince Harry!
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  2955.  @nkronert  But it would only hurt for a little bit until the warhead exploded!
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  2956.  @Les-i7e  Les Bian strikes out again!
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  2957. The insurance companies will put it down to 'an act of God' seeing as it has been 'blessed' by Welby and thus they won't pay out!
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  2958. Not to mention dementia and cancer thrown in as a bonus?
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  2959. Penfold is actually married but sh*t a brick when Tommy confronted him over lies he had been spreading. Due to his lies, a totally innocent woman was persecuted by Antifa for living in a former home of Tommy.
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  2960. Wrong colour though, should be black with yellow highlights like the Proud Boys wear!
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  2961.  @Zeyr01  Ah! The National Socialist one with the spider on LSD on it!
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  2962. I guess they formed the image of "Liebensraum" he desired so much?
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  2963. Although what he and Ruth Jones wrote for 'Gavin and Stacey' was comedy gold his ego then took over and he would turn up at the opening of an envelope if he thought that it would give him more publicity. Odious creep of an immature child!
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  2964. So was George Floyd!
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  2965.  @AthelstanEngland  Not in this case!
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  2966.  @paulyoung4422  BDSM?
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  2967. She'd have a go at them for not having enough pronouns or DEI characters!
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  2968.  @Will-ul9oc  I wouldn't trust the police either! They are at the beck and call of the 'establishment' of which the banks are part!
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  2969.  @Clembo  But it is virtually infinitely reusable!
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  2970. For Peugeot read Mercedes F1. A failed concept by both!
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  2971. Maybe she saw the video of the Aussie police in Victoria spraying demonstrators willey nilley and thought, "I'm gonna get some action like that cos my gf has run off with my besty and doesn't luv me anymore!"
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  2972.  @koffeekage  Dyslexic you are!
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  2973. I used to have a CZ motorcycle. Total crap!
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  2974.  @tintinjacks4371  Unlike some of the women on the porn channels
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  2975. At least Jezza punched obese bastard Morgan in the chops with no apology!
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  2976.  @hassamlatif1169  Yes, PRETENDING to be other people, the guy is easily manipulated by greed and power!
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  2977. What? No field strip?
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  2978. The shops are draped in celebration to make money! I doubt if few of the workers are that thrilled about the coronation or Chaz the 💩, they want to keep employed to pay the extortionate bills that are hitting them every week!
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  2979. The electronic goldfish is to blame! It has been an instrument of government propaganda since it's inception!
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  2980. All RAF transport aircraft have rear facing seats apart from the flight crew for obvious reasons!
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  2981.  @edwardfletcher7790  It actually doubles your chance of survival in a crash.
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  2982. And the BBC isn't a credible media outlet? Oh! Wait a minute!.....
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  2983. Fired my first rounds with a .22 short cartridge MK4 when I was 6 or 7 at a Chatham Naval Dock open day where shooters were to hit burnt out light bulbs on string from about 15 ft. After popping away, the guy in charge of the range asked my dad if I had ever shot before as it seemed that I had a natural 'hold' on the rifle. Later in life in the Air Training Corps I achieved ATC marksman and RAF marksman badges in .22 on a 25 yard indoor range and .303 on a 200 yard range on Rainham Marshes, Essex. Lovely weapon to use with that satisfying clunk as the bolt locks home.
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  2984. IMHO that bloke looks like 'Blakey' off of 'On The Buses'!
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  2985. We came closest to global annihilation in the Cuban crisis in 1962 when America was ready to push the button on the Soviet Union. Luckily, Kennedy and Khrushchev saw sense and backed down. Kahn and Chas the 💩 don't intend to back down!
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  2986. I could understand if the police dropped by if I didn't have a gun licence (don't have a gun) but it's a bit like Waitrose expecting you to pay them you when shop with Lidl!
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  2987.  @EgoChip  The police officer isn't the one with autism, it's a 16 year old who suffers from it. This 'thing' is a grade A example why members of the LGBTQ dyslexic brigade shouldn't be in the force!
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  2988. Elaine slipped up there when she stumbled over AH paying $1million in "pledge- er payments". Oops!
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  2989. It's so obvious that Tommy is going down. They changed the venue for the trial to Woolwich Crown Court which is right next to Belmarsh High Security Prison and is interconnected by a tunnel! The guilty verdict has already been made and they have to go through the legal motions of a 'trial' (without a jury!) so as to silence the lad for as long as possible and with little hope of parole. No 40% of served time for Tommy!
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  2990.  @Angel9932  Oh yes, the first light tank into Cosovo with an acoustic guitar strapped outside the turret! I bet the thought of him singing to them caused the two factions to drop their guns and surrender, instantly! 🎶"You're beautiful! They say" 🎶
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  2991.  @vidfreak727  "You can't handle the truth!"
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