Comments by "Tony Wilson" (@tonywilson4713) on "Real Lawyer Reacts to LAWYER JOKES // LegalEagle" video.

  1. There are several answers to this. What do you call a lawyer with morals and ethics? 1: Santa Claus, because its something we tell children exist so they have a sense that if they do good there is fairness but all the adults know the truth. 2: A Unicorn, because they are a cool animal that we wish existed. or my favorite. 3: I don't know, I've never heard of one.
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  2. When they graduate what do they give lawyers? a) A certificate to put on the wall. b) A coupon for the spine removal. c) A red pill that helps them deny reality despite any amount of evidence to the contrary. d) All of the above.
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  3. A bus load of lawyers goes over a cliff. What's the tragedy? The fact there was at least 1 honest hard working person on board who actually was paid what they are worth - the bus driver.
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  4. What should you do when you see a lawyer limping down the street? Reload, take aim, breath and remember the most important thing squeeze the trigger, don't jerk at it.
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  5. What do you call a plane load of insurance lawyers crashing into a building full of banking lawyers? A Bonus Score.
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  6.  Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE!  A bus load of lawyers goes over a cliff - WHAT'S the tragedy? The driver was a good an decent person trying to support his family and gets his kids through college working an extra job.
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  7.  Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE!  Last week a lawyer was bitten by a poisonous snake. Veterinarians are reporting that the snake is expected to make a full recovery.
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  8.  Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE!  What should you do when you see a lawyer limping down the street. Reload, take better aim, b...r...e...a...t...h and STOP wasting bullets.
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  9.  Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE!  What's the difference between zombies and lawyers. First: One's an apocalypse from our worst nightmares. The other one is already here. Second: There are clear and concise ways way to get rid of zombies - bullet, spear, axe, machete, sword,........ Third: One of them bites you in the NECK before turning you into a mindless husk. The other one of them bites you in the WALLET before turning you into a mindless husk.
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