Comments by "American Plague" (@American-Plague) on "The Terrifying Truth About Chimps" video.

@okdude8215 The average person can run 12mph when running for their lives. Average male athletes can run 17mph. Usain Bolt, the fastest man alive, reached a top record speed of 27.33mph got only a few seconds with his average speed during that run being 23.35mph. Chhimps can run 25mph. I don't think you'll be outrunning any chimps any time soon.
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@watsisbuttndo829 As a Floridian, I agree. Not many chimps around here, lots of sharks though. I'd say my chances of getting attacked by a shark are a good bit higher than getting attacked by a chimp.
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@okdude8215 Cheetahs are short and can't stand up. Are you going to outrun a cheetah? I'd LOVE to see you try to outrun a chimp and prove all the nonsense you're saying right now. It wouldn't happen.
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@okdude8215 You can't keep your distance when they are running twice as fast as an average person. Again, you need some common sense.
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@okdude8215 Lolololol! I'm sorry but I can't help but point out the irony again: someone who thinks that a MEASUREMENT OF SPEED is a "BUZZWORD" just told someone else that they don't understand BASIC PHYSICS. AHHHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣
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@okdude8215 Bite force or wrestling ability has nothing to do with your argument. Your argument was chimps are small and can't run on 2 feet, thus, humans can outrun them. Cheetahs are also small and can't run on 2 feet so I'm guessing humans can outrun them by your own logic. Correct? I'm guessing you weren't captain of any debate team seeing as how you can't stay on subject.
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@okdude8215 "Despite popular myths...". What popular myth? There is no myth that's popular that says wild chimps regularly attack people. Chimps aren't stupid. They generally avoid people in the wild as they're quite aware humans have guns. That's got nothing to do with out running one though.
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@okdude8215 You can't outrun a chimp in 1 minute when they're running twice as fast as an average person. That's just idiotic. I mean you wouldn't be entering a marathon against them. They'd be trying to attack you, which suggests they'd be fairly close. You need some common sense.
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@okdude8215 My point now is you really need to go back to school CUZ you have an apparent spelling problem and you don't know what punctuation is I can tell CUZ you write extremely long run on sentences it's hard to tell what someone is trying to say when they write like a complete idiot like this it's not up to me to figure out wtf you are trying to say it's up to you to clearly explain what you're trying to say when you can start over and clearly explain your position I will listen but until then your credibility with me is about as good as an illiterate 7 year old do you see how annoying it is when you don't know where one thought stpps and another begins perhaps not perhaps you are used to this rambling nonsense
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@okdude8215 What kind of fucking moron thinks "mph" is a BUZZWORD? Lmfao. Clearly you have no idea what "buzzword" even means.
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@okdude8215 I don't understand basic physics? Ok. Let's see if you understand "basic physics" Write the mathematical formula that explains your positron. Until then, only a fucking moron thinks something that runs an average of 12mph can outrun something that runs 25 mph. Sounds like you have a bigger problem than not understanding basic physics. Sounds like you can't even tell which speed is faster. Oh wait.... that's right: speed means nothing. A human can run only 12 mph but can outrun a greyhound which can run nearly 70moh because measuring speed has NOTHING to do with BASIC PHYSICS, does it? Is just a "buzzword". Lmfao.
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