Comments by "Mentat" (@_Mentat) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. My objects don't have permanence because my sister steals them.
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  2.  @tkengathegrateful4844  As one of my college math professors said: "I will prove the next part with topology because you can prove anything with topology."
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  3. If there's no observer there the tree cannot even fall in the first place so the question is meaningless.
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  4.  @sea1574  The question is meaningless because there is no agreed definition of sound. Are air vibrations sound, or do they become sound when a brain interprets them as sound? Are all vibrations sound; vibrations in water, in metal? How about vibrations in the electromagnetic spectrum, which we interpret as "vision".
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