Comments by "Anony Mousse" (@anon_y_mousse) on "I Parsed 1 Billion Rows Of Text (It Sucked)" video.

  1. I wound up doing one in C and just using the standard library with no platform specific code it was about a second, so anyone else should be able to do it too. Java requiring a third-party tool to accomplish what a better language can do as standard is kind of funny. However, the funniest part of the whole video is where you ask if you're a bottom. If you have to ask, you probably are. ;)
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