Comments by "Forward Discipline" (@forwarddiscipline) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I was a census taker. Enumerator is the title. The ones i remember were the man who threatened to shoot me, the somali crystal meth cooks, and the girl that... Was nice to me... Erhmm.
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  2.  @MyoldAccount306  they we're pretty cool tbh. Dude didn't have a respirator and was himself, cooked, fried, and blazed. I mean he was really burnt. Like so crispy you coulda powered a f450 truck and 30ft trailer at Max load with this dude's central nervous systems bio electric load. He was practically immolated, metaphorically speaking. Anyways I asked him if he was a citizen, he said "NAH MAN!" I replied "cool, cya, you have been enumerated." He said "the fuck is enumerated." I said "well, it's nothing like cooking meth." We both laughed really hard. It was a good day.
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  3.  @okmoney2048  sir I was a lesser man then. Having relations outside of marriage is wrong. There is more to it than what I've stated, however, the unnecessary suffering that stuff causes yourself, your family, and the other person(s)... Is often equivalent to the damage caused by drug abuse, gang activity, and generally impulsive yet ignorant people. I suppose I would have helped myself earlier if I could have. Hmm. In a way you did hear about that nice lady, but perhaps not in the way you expected... Hmmm, I say.
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  4. the best thing they could come up with was Linda sarsour. its no H-bomb, but its at least a 2k jdam. 😉
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  5.  @satiricon78  I do not partake in either.
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  6. the onion aka the Oracle.
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  7. So no mature content huh?
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  8. people took this to heart i think. then a weird thing happened. politicians figured it out. now we are fucked. thanks onion.
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  9. It's hilarious that you had Elizabeth Warren as an educator then, considering all the shit come out about her and recent political fails, like trying to frame Bernie, who is a joke, but damn. Laughed and laughed. Thanks.
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  10. Launch date delayed by unfavorable sociopolitical conditions until 2020.
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  11. the onion or the Oracle???
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  12. Tom531Cat me.
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  13. oh my god. 11 years later and this is what government is. wow.
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  14. the fat one won it for the feminists. this is the world we live in. so the word they use is slut... its still happening.
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