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Comments by "Forward Discipline" (@forwarddiscipline) on "Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction" video.
I was a census taker. Enumerator is the title. The ones i remember were the man who threatened to shoot me, the somali crystal meth cooks, and the girl that... Was nice to me... Erhmm.
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@MyoldAccount306 they we're pretty cool tbh. Dude didn't have a respirator and was himself, cooked, fried, and blazed. I mean he was really burnt. Like so crispy you coulda powered a f450 truck and 30ft trailer at Max load with this dude's central nervous systems bio electric load. He was practically immolated, metaphorically speaking. Anyways I asked him if he was a citizen, he said "NAH MAN!" I replied "cool, cya, you have been enumerated." He said "the fuck is enumerated." I said "well, it's nothing like cooking meth." We both laughed really hard. It was a good day.
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@okmoney2048 sir I was a lesser man then. Having relations outside of marriage is wrong. There is more to it than what I've stated, however, the unnecessary suffering that stuff causes yourself, your family, and the other person(s)... Is often equivalent to the damage caused by drug abuse, gang activity, and generally impulsive yet ignorant people. I suppose I would have helped myself earlier if I could have. Hmm. In a way you did hear about that nice lady, but perhaps not in the way you expected... Hmmm, I say.
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@satiricon78 I do not partake in either.
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